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Volume 30 - Issue 5 - Friday, October 7, 1994

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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspaper at Rose-Hulman Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Rose Thorn Archive by an authorized administrator of Rose-Hulman Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. THE ROSE 111111101111%11 Vol. 30, No. 5 Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology Friday, Oct. 7, 1994 Homework Hotline heading south Security major concern by Thomas Hill as laptop model chosen Thorn Reporter by Kevin Gaither stolen because of their high Thorn Reporter portability. Three different The increasingly popular Rose- actions will be enacted to curb Hulman Homework Hotline Next year, Rose-Hulman will this possibility. A permanent program has been adopted by the once again venture into new Rose-Hulman logo will be University of Texas in Austin. ground, staying ahead of many placed on the cover and a Susan Smith, director of the Rose- colleges, by requiring all unique ID number for each Hulman Homework Hotline, incoming freshmen of the Class student will be placed in the recently travelled to the University of '99 to have an AMS Sound programming. Also, an of Texas to help train their tutorial Wave laptop computer. insurance policy will cover the staff and to get their new program The computer specifications costs of replacing the laptop off the ground. have been sent out in a memo to computer. The impetus to get the program both students and faculty, but Since laptops can be damaged set up at the University of Texas the actual laptop delivered next easily, a maintenance agreement came from Mr. Robert Bright, a Mark Boddy, a Homework Hotline tutor, fields a call. year will have more capacity. between Rose and each student member of the Rose-Hulman Photo by James Mann The best approximation is a DX will be made, plus AMS will Board of Managers. Bright read average length of a phone call local community, it is hoped that 4-75 processor with a 520 Mg back the computers for three about the Homework Hotline in last year to the homework the Homework Hotline might hard drive. The memory of the years. If major damage occurs, a Smith's 1993-94 Board of hotline was twelve minutes. help form a strong link between laptop may be more then 8 Mb student will be able to "loan Managers Report, liked the idea, The first year, the Homework Rose-Hulman and the local RAM, but this may not change out" a laptop until his/her and decided to try to get a similiar Hotline had 328 calls, 476 calls community, encouraging local by next year. computer is repaired. An program started at the University the second year, and 911 calls students to attend Rose-Hulman. This was not a quick decision. increase in help desk personnel of Texas, with which Bright is last year, quite a few Local teachers are notified at the Since 1982, Rose has been is expected. Professor Tom affiliated. As part of this effort, considering that the Homework beginning of the school year, planning to change to laptop Roper, Director of the Center 3M, the company for which Bright Hotline only had one telephone promotional posters are provided computers by the formation of for Technical and Policy worked until recently, has made a line. This year, however, the to the local schools, and eight different committees or Studies, commented, "The commitment to be a financial program has gained additional bookmarks with the hotline's commissions. One of the most problems I can foresee don't sponsor for the new Homework telephone lines, which will number are distributed. important benefits is the fact scare me as much as the onc I Hotline at the University of hopefully increase the number This week, Smith is presenting that entering students will can't see." With the addition of Texas. Rose's Homework Hotline of students that it can help. a paper called "Hello, Homework always have new technology. laptop computers and the is subsidized by the local school Besides having a working Hotline" at the ninth annual As with any decision, however, upcoming possibility of corporations and a $10,000 knowledge of the material, the meeting of the Midwest College there are many possible computerized registration in two Ameritech Partnership Grant tutors have a copy of every Learning Center Association, problems. One of the largest years, Rose-Hulman will enter which it received last year. necessary textbook. The which will be held in and most looming problems is the 21 st century well-prepared. Included in the schools served hotline deals exclusively with Minneapolis, Minnesota. It is security. Laptops are easily by the hotline are three high math and science, two subjects hoped that this will encourage schools, one alternative high with which, as Smith points other colleges to set up similiar school, and six middle schools, for out, "students tend to have programs, with Rose-Hulman's Charity for Estep donations announced a total of approximately 9000 trouble." Smith adds, "With program as the model. Clearly,the students. The tutors stress the expertise we have with the Rose-Hulman Homework Hotline As most of the Rose-Hulman were held Wednesday, October 5, in teaching the students how to get Rose-Hulman students, their is the latest example of a Rose- community is aware, Friday, Sep- Spencer, Indiana. the answer instead of what the strong background in math and Hulman program gaining the tember 30, marked the unfortunate Donations should be made to the answer is. Proof of this approach science is very helpful." By institute national recognition for passing of Rose-Hulman freshman National Arbor Day Foundatiop;' to tutoring is the fact that the helping the students of the excellence. Charles Estep. Funeral services

New system integrator simplifies job to keeping the "net" working

senior computer engineering evolved from a single VAX with by Andrew Nuxoll major, will soon become an multiple terminals to a campus- Thorn Reporter official full-time staff member wide network of a variety of of Rose-Hulman. He has placed computers. He described the The Waters Computing Center the emphasis of his studies on simplified version of his job as has just picked a member of the computer communications. simply "keeping the net Class of 1995 as its new systems Carstensen has been working working" (no pun intended). integrator. Lans Carstensen, a as a student networking This also includes maintaining manager for the computing the campus e-mail system, Rose- center since the spring of 1993. Hulman's Internet connection, What's Inside... When the old systems and the residence hall network. integrator left the WCC last Carstensen will be keeping a Calendar 2 summer, Carstensen stepped in sharp eye on the future. Next Career Services Update 3 to temporarily fill the void. year will be the first year that The fact that his position has students will be required to Student Leader of the Month 3 become permanent is testament purchase a laptop computer for Classifieds 8 to the fact that WCC student their studies at Rose-Hulman. Though he winces at the buzz- Outland 8 managers and staff members seem pleased with his word, Carstensen pictures the Top Ten 8 performance and are confident future laptop network to be very Opinions: that he is very well equipped to "plug and play". "A student handle the new responsibility. might start working kin his Ii Jim Hoagland 4 When asked about his transition homework] in his dorm room; Letters to the Editor 5 from peer to supervisor, then walk to class and plug in Carstensen expressed his there; and then go to the library 61i Feature 5 confidence that there would be to plug in and finish his work." Sports: very few difficulties. "I know Carstensen started working on what it's like to be a [student] preparing for the laptops as a a'q Football 6 manager so I think the student manager and his new Soccer 7 relationship will be close-knit." position makes him the chief commented on designer of that system. -Prof"winner", Professor David Erwin,shows off his world- Intramurals 7 Carstensen Shower-a how the computing center has See -WCC" page 3 class swimming form photo M James Mann • October 7, 1994 Page 2 The Rose Thorn • Campus Events Campus Calendar The Rose Bush FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7 Admissions' Open House News and Information Cross Country, at Notre Dame Invitational, South Bend, 11 a.m. Campus SATURDAY,OCTOBER 8 THE 1993-94 MODULUS your mailbox the day before to person will be Deadline For Midterm Progress Reports, 11 a.m. YEARBOOK IS IN! remind you. One Moench Hall Auditorium, randomly selected from those who Fine Arts Series, The Whitney Trio, It will be distributed starting signed up to receive a $50 gift 7:30 p.m. Monday, October 10 to sophomores, College, North Manchester, 1:30 p.m. certificate from the Bookstore. Football, at Manchester juniors and seniors in the Modulus Broadcast On WJSH-AM 1300, starting at Having your picture taken costs you (ICAC; Game office (C217). The distribution hours nothing. 1:15 p.m.) will be 3rd hour to 9th hour. The WEEK OF OCTOBER 9-15 Modulus is free to all students and ART EXHIBIT A 20-piece exhibit of SUNDAY,OCTOBER 9 $10 to all faculty and staff. Please impressionistic paintings by award- Hanover College, Jim Rendel Field, 1 p.m. direct all comments and suggestions Soccer, winning California artist Judith (ICAC Match) about the yearbook to the editor-in- Jarcho will be displayed on the main RHA Movie,"The Ref," GM Room chief, Adam Staley, at Box 524. floor of Moench Hall through OCTOBER 10 MONDAY, STUDENT PORTRAITS November 1. Closed Rush The student portrait photos will MISERABLES 4:30 p.m. LES Junior Varsity Soccer, at Vincennes University, be taken on Thursday and Friday, Ticket reservations for RDC TUESDAY,OCTOBER 11 October 27 and 28 in the Modulus trip to see Les Miserables in Indy on Registration For Winter Quarter office. A sign-up list will be posted October 30 are now available to all Welltalk Seminar,"Detecting Breast Cancer," Noon in the Commons near the mailroom Rose Students. Price $28 advance, Chemistry Seminar,"Veronica Is A Biochemist," Veronica earlier that week. Please sign up for first come, first served. For more Balsquez, University of Notre Dame,0-101, 12:40 p.m. a time slot and fill out a reminder information, call Shawn Eads at 877- Career Office Interview Workshop, PA Room,7 p.m. slip. The reminder will be put in 1575, ext. 225. Night Exam, Material And Energy Balances I(CH 201), 0-231 and 0-233, 7-9 p.m. SUBMISSIONS TO THE ROSE BUSH Meeting announcements for any office, C216. Please indicate a person to Interviews: General Electric Career Services club, group, or organization amay be contact in the announcement in order to WEDNESDAY,OCTOBER 12 submitted to the mailroom by noon obtain more information. Any questions directed President's Administrative Council, PA Room, Hulman Union, 8 a.m. on Tuesday. Submissions may also be concerning the Rose Bush may be p.m. on Tuesday by to Karen Pershing in the mailroom,or Scott Career Services Interviews: Logicon, UOP, U.S. Air Force made until 5:00 bringing the announcement to the Thorn Allen in the Thorn office. THURSDAY,OCTOBER 13 Fall Break, No Classes Soccer, at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 3 p.m. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14 ALPHA PHI OMEGA Fall Break, No Classes Cross Country, at University of the South, Sewanee, LOST AND FOUND Tennessee, 4 p.m. Once again, the APO Lost and Found has gathered a number of objects SATURDAY,OCTOBER 15 that may belong to you. If an item below is yours, or if you have lost or found beside the gameroom. Football, DePauw University, Phil Brown Field, 1:30 p.m. something recently, go to the lower level of the Union We're open during most class hours, but if no one is there, you can leave a (ICAC) message at X-8371. We're here to serve Soccer, at Colby-Sawyer College, 3 p.m. WEEK OF OCTOBER 16-22 Items recently found. Date turned in; • MONDAY,OCTOBER 17 Jacket September 7 Final Date To Drop Course Without Penalty Jean Jacket September 7 SGA Open Discussion, GM Room, 4:20 p.m. Basketballs September 7 Career Services Interviews: National Steel Volleyball September 7 Disks TUESDAY,OCTOBER 18 Computer September 7 Sweatshirt September 7 Soccer, DePauw University, Jim Rendel Field, 3 p.m. Jean Jacket September 8 (ICAC Match) Date Planner September 14 SGA Open Discussion, GM Room, 3:20 p.m. Watch September 19 SGA Co-Education Forum, GM Room, 4:20 p.m. Wallet September 20 Career Services Interviews: Burgess & Neiple, Texas Gas Keys September 22 WEDNESDAY,OCTOBER 19 Glasses September 23 President's Administrative Council, PA Room,8 a.m. Fall Quarter Blood Drive, Moench Hall Auditorium, All Day FUTURE FILE -- Second Formal Invitations Out OCT. 27-28 Admissions' Open House OCT. 27-28 -- Yearbook Junior Varsity Soccer, Indiana State University, Jim Rendel Photos, Hulman Union, All Day Field, 4:30 p.m. OCT. 28-29 -- Drama Club Play,"A Few Good Men," 8 p.m. Career Services Interviews: Modine Manufacturing OCT. 31-NOV. 1 -- ABET Visit THURSDAY,OCTOBER 20 NOV. 1 -- Intramural Cross Country Meet NOV. 1 -- Institute Meeting, E-104, 4:20 p.m. Career Services Interviews: Qualcomm NOV. 4-5 -- Drama Club Play,"A FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21 Few Good Men," 8 p.m. NOV. 12 -- 28th Annual Rose-Hulman High School Mathematics Contest Career Services Interviews: The Budd Company NOV. 14 -- Fall Quarter Final Exams Begin, 8 a.m. SATURDAY,OCTOBER 22 NOV. 17 -- Fall Quarter Ends, 5 p.m. Soccer, Wabash College, Jim Rendel Field, 11:30 a.m. ORGANIZATION NOTICES: Information on club meetings, lectures, (ICAC Match)• speeches, and athletic events must be received before noon each Tuesday. Please contact Dale at Football, Franklin College, Franklin, 1:30 p.m.(ICAC Game) Long, associate director of communications, at Box 14 or extension 8418. The Rose Thorn • Around Campus October 7, 1994 Page 3

Encouraging others is Cao's forte

by Timothy Boyd Cao also co-captains the varsity SGA Publicity Director soccer team. He finds this responsibility fun because he like, "to encourage people." As a co- September's Student Leader of the captain, Cao must be on his toes -- Month is Son Cao was nominated all of the team looks up to him. for the honor by two separate faculty He feels that this attention "keeps members, which is a rarity. Cao, a me in check." He feels that his senior mechanical engineering playing is better as a co-captain major, is a member of the State because he must always have a Student Assistance Commission of good attitude to encourage the Indiana, a varsity soccer co-captain, team. and Triangle Fraternity Service As Triangle Fraternity Service Projects chairman. Son Cao Projects Chairman, Cao feels that Cao felt it was a great honor to be Photo by James Mann the job is very "open ended." appointed by the Governor of help students become able to go to There is no set agenda, however, Indiana to the State Student schools like Rose. He remarked, he sees there being no limit to Assistance Commission. The "That's why I applied for the job. what can be done. Last Thursday, Commission, with ten district I know that I, as well as many Cao organized a group to help an representatives and Son Cao as a other Rose students, wouldn't be orphanage in town move some student representative, makes able to go to Rose without the aid furniture. In the past, Cao has financial aid decisions for the State given by the Commission." This organized help for Bowl Down of Indiana. The Commission year he has helped decide the Cancer for the American Cancer decides how much money to devote number of Freedom of Choice Society, donation drives for to grants and other aid to private Grants and the number Higher of Goodwill, and coordinated institutions in Indiana. Cao felt Education Awards to be given to donations to local and national having a voice would enable him to private institutions. charities.

Somewhere between the blood and the "Bone Zone"

The Central Indiana Regional The Fossil Festival at the Indiana animals that lived in Indiana Blood Center (CIRBC) will be State Museum features fun hands-on during the Ice Age, including the holding a blood drive in the audi- activities for free from 10 a.m. to 4 giant sloth, saber-tooth, main moth torium of Moench Hall October p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 22. and mastodont. 19th from II a.m. to 5 p.m. Festival participants can examine For more information about the Last year, a record number of specimens and receive free fossil and Fossil Festival, call (317) 232- Rose students, staff, and faculty mineral samples. Additionally, 3512. The ISM is located at the donated, and the CIRBC is looking experts are on-hand to identify corner of Ohio and Alabama forward to another great turn-out of fossils and minerals brought in by streets, one block north of Market donors from the Rose community. the public. Square Arena and the Indianapolis Those in good health and weigh- While visiting the museum, fossil City Market. Admission is free. ing over 110 lbs. are encouraged to aficionados can stop by the "Giants Hours are 9 a.m. - 4:45 p.m. give the gift of life. Plenty of from the Bone Zone" exhibit, which Monday - Saturday, and noon to refreshments will be available. features the remains of 22 giant 4:45 p.m. Sunday.

Carstensen seems confident that Career Services Update WCC that will change. "They've been CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 talking about [upgrading the phone system] for a couple years ATTENTION UNDER-CLASSMEN! Carstensen plans what he terms now." The Career Services Office is currently putting together resume books for network a infrastructure analysis Carstensen's final challenge is employers who have co-op and/or internship opportunities. Make sure your resume which involves important and long Rose-Hulman's growing need for a is on file. Let a Career Service Staff Member help you with your resume. lasting decisions about the faster Internet connection. The structure of the new laptop current line, which runs through The next fundamentals workshops will be held Tuesday, October 11 at 7:00 p.m. oriented network. He envisions a Indiana University in in the P.A. Room in the Hulman Union. The workshop will cover interviewing techniques full implementation in two to three Bloomington, is saturated most of and there will be a representative from Illinois Department of Transportation participating years. the time. Carstensen admits that to assist you with your permanent and/or summer job search. Learn first hand Other future networking plans this challenge will be a difficult what an employer is looking for in an interview. include expanding the network to one because it is hard to find the include Rose-Hulman's on-campus right connection from the right We are getting employers scheduled to conduct mock interviews. Don't miss the fraternities as well as expanding provider. 'There's a lot of politics opportunity to practice your interviews before the real thing! Sign-ups are the modem pool to 30 modems for involved." It is however high on available in the Career Services Office. off campus students. The biggest the list of network improvements obstacle for this last goal is that that are planned by the WCC's Any student not familiar with the sign-up procedure -campus interviewing for on should Rose-Hulman's phone system has new Systems Integrator. contact the Career Services immediately! Employers are already scheduling dates to only 48 off-campus lines. interview under classmen for summer internships now. Don't miss your opportunity!

On-Campus.Recruitment Program: MONTH OF OCTOBER

COMPANY NAME TYPE OF ACTIVITY DATE Catholic Mass General Electric Closed Oct. 11 Logicon Recruiting - Open Oct. 12 Saturday Evenings UOP Recruiting - Open Oct. 12 US Air Force Recruiting - Open Oct. 12 7:00 pm in the student union. National Steel Recruiting - Open Oct. 17 (See the boardfor exact location.) Burgess — Neiple Recruiting - Open Oct. 18 Texas Gas Recruiting - Open Oct. 18 Modine Manufacturing Recruiting - Open Oct. 19 Also please note: Qualconun Recruiting - Open Oct. 20 The Budd Company Recruiting - Open Oct. 21 DowChemical Recruiting - Part Open Oct. 24, 25 Fr. Martin Day, Catholic campus minister for Milliken Recruiting - Open Oct. 24, 25 Eli Lilly Recruiting - Open Oct. 26 Rose- Hulman and Indiana State University, is on ADS Ifo Session: all welcome Oct. 26 campus on Wednesdays from 1:00 to 2:30 ADS Recruiting - Open Oct. 26 pm. Stop in at the music room AE Staley Recruiting - Open Oct. 27 of the student union and say hi! . . OPiniOnS • October 7, 1994 Page 4 The Rose Thorn • U.S.-Russian relations strained by misunderstanding effort to Russians argue that Saudi relationship over time if that Washington made no WASHINGTON--Behind the Washington-Moscow a major American arms honestly exploit the landing of U.S. Arabia, romance by each capital is now doubt is not addressed the facade of smiles and bear troops in Haiti for global client, is as active in spreading crowded out by other more and resolved. hugs exchanged by Bill Clinton propaganda purposes. Kozyrev Islamic fundamentalism abroad "urgent" affairs of state. and , the termites The doubt is largely a matter was upset by Haiti--but only as is Iran. Russians recall that with of doubt have started to bore Haiti has to be dealt of Russian self-doubt. The because it exemplifies a double the Saudis financed the Russia into the structure of U.S.- now, Yeltsin visit or no. depth and strength of the need standard that he thinks fundamentalist forces of the The arms contracts Russian relations. has to honor its of Yeltsin's Russia to be treated Washington is applying to Afghanistan resistance is still outwardly Iran, even if that causes relationship with like a great power, even if (or Russia. campaign against Soviet troops solid. The warm feelings heartburn in Washington. Both and still support fundamentalist perhaps because) that is not A senior Russian official between the two energetic, agree that a new international movements in Central Asia. Yet says Kozyrev was chagrined to extroverted presidents buttress system of restricting exports of America will not accept see Secittary of State Warren it. The muted discussions on arms and high technology to international restrictions on the Christopher go from the summit Bosnia during Yeltsin's state dangerous countries is a good transfer of U.S. arms to Saudi to the United Nations to seek visit, which ended Thursday, idea. But they disagree on Arabia. Clinton's strong demand approval and financing for a bear witness to the willingness which countries are dangerous. for an informal arms embargo 6,000-person peacekeeping of both leaders to limit the Not surprising, and not on Iran will be difficult for force that would replace damage that disagreements can particularly disturbing. Both Kozyrev to explain to Russian American forces in Haiti next inflict on the most important America and Russia are global public opinion. true, did not seem to register spring. In principle, that political partnership in the powers with distinct and at with the Americans this time as arrangement is fine with Yeltsin and Kozyrev made it world. times diverging interests. The clearly as in past summits. That, Kozyrev--so fine that he wants clear to the Americans they met differences that surfaced in But Yeltsin and Clinton at least, is the impression the same arrangement blessed that they still desperately want Washington do not spell a today resemble a couple who carried away from Washington by the United Nations for Russia to be integrated into the renewal of strategic find they do not have time just by Yeltsin and his able foreign Russia's rebellious neighbor to institutions of the West--GATT, confrontation. of for themselves anymore, minister, Andrei Kozyrev. the south, Georgia. NATO, the IMF, Group although neither has made a But there is a growing area Seven, the new Cocom, et al. But the United States conscious decision to lessen the of doubt and misunderstanding Unlike their Soviet They have staked their careers opposes the United Nations commitment. In policy terms, over each other's intentions that predecessors, the Russian on pursuing this integration. But paying for a Russian-dominated the absolute priority once given will eat away at this crucial leaders who came to they become frustrated-- force in Georgia, despite "alienated" is their own word-- widespread impressions that as the road to integration proves Christopher and Kozyrev had to be longer and rockier than I have been to the struck a deal last summer when they had hoped. mountaintop... the Russians agreed to vote for a left the Russian Security Council resolution that This summit and wondering if authorized American military side unsettled administration action in Haiti. the Clinton understands the depth of American officials deny Yeltsin's political problems at there was a deal on home--or, alternatively, if the peacekeeping in Georgia and Clintonites have decided that cite good reasons why the those problems are so serious United States will not go along that Yeltsin's future is no longer with the Russian proposals. worth a strong American push. They omit the kind of Both suspicions are reassuring music that would exaggerated. But in them is the have gone with such lyrics a silent music of termites boring year ago. within, not the lush strings of The same all-words, no- big-power romance and a new music approach surfaces in era of global harmony. American pressure on Russia to (c) 1994, Washington Post halt arms deliveries to Iran. The Writers Group Corrections: The Rose Thorn In the September 30 issue of the Thorn, the last sentence was omitted from the editorial. Rather than 5500 Wabash Avenue,Box 170 "We will," the ending of the editorial should have read:"We will be watching, and our fingers will be Terre Haute, Indiana 47803-3999 crossed." We apologize for any confusion this may have caused. It is hereby unilaterally agreed that the Phone:(812) 877-8255 Editors need more sleep. Editor-in-Chief Chad Zigler

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But dead at Union Hospital less than buildings in the world," Dan said well."We went somewhere every that evening, BSB 2 was as silent an hour later. I asked about Char- "Charlie was eighteen. He was with a faint smile."The biggest in weekend," Ken said. "Last week- as a tomb. The doors were open, lie's funeral, which had been held a real bright kid." Dan Fox, the the world." end we went to the Bands of the lights were on, but the stereos that afternoon. "Tom Resident Assistant for the second Miller was "[His parents] called me the America competition in the Indi- were silent and the conversations part of the funeral floor of BSB Hall, was speaking service- he next day and asked me to pack his anapolis RCA Dome. His [high muted. read a paper [Charlie] had in his counselor's voice- a som- written stuff. It was fun," Dan said bitter- school] band was there in compe- in College and Life Skills ber, empathetic voice filled with I mentioned how quiet it was about ly. "It was real fun." tition." his goals...it low, rich tones. It was early to Dan, who nodded was quite moving." *** slowly."To- "I was eating supper when it evening, about the time when day was his "When I came back funeral. A lot of the "He was a real quiet kind of [on Fri- happened... I was next to the win- freshmen begin trooping back and guys went." day night] they were all just sit- We sat in his room, guy. He wasn't the most popular dow and I saw all the security and forth between the computer labs quieter ting around in the hall." said Ron than the rest, discussing person on the floor just because police out there. His friend was and the dorms. In another half- Hart, a freshman who had lived Charles Estep, a freshman from he didn't talk much." Charlie was there and said he had gone swim- hour, the wailing over unplottable Patricksburg, across the hall from Charlie. "I Indiana, who had planning on studying Civil Engi- ming... so I checked around the functions and unsolvable equa- been guess they were just kind of talk- pulled from Speed Lake the neering, and he had big goals. lake and found his shoes there." ing." Ron, who plays the tuba, He paused. "I knew they were his later went down to the fieldhouse shoes." to join the rest of the Pep Band, and noticed that Chad, his sopho- Ken and his R.A. went down Letters to the Editor more advisor, hadn't shown up to the hospital but "they ‘vouldn't Student expresses concerns yet. "I mentioned I saw him sit- tell us anything. We waited about over legality of punishment ting in our hallway, and that's an hour." They had little to say To the Editor: when I found out." when they returned. Ken spent the evening with a friend of Char- Dean Lucas, Ron stated that "pretty much everyone knew" what had hap- lie's. "We walked around in a I would like to voice a few views held by myself and other Rose-Hulman students that I have daze out talked to regarding the recent article and subsequent letters in the Thorn about the use of drugs and pened by late Friday evening, to the bonfire," Ken said drug policy on campus. even though no names had been haltingly. That was how he de- It is our opinion that the matter was handled poorly, if not unethically. There is one thing that released. Their floor had been scribed all of Homecoming this society is based on and that is that the law is the law for everyone. This is not the message sent planning on having a party after weekend. A daze. to other students when this illegal drug use incident was handled entirely within the campus. Your the bonfire, but the party didn't failure to report the incident to the local authorities was, if not illegal, at least unethical. The code of Quite a few people from BSB ethics states happen that night. "There was no that "Rose-Hulman expects its students to be responsible adults and behave at all times 2 went to Charlie's funeral, Ken with honor and integrity." This should apply to Administration officials as well. Clearly partying on this floor [that the students said- at least a pew and part of an- held up their end, but not reporting this to the proper authorities demonstrates to us an obvious lack night]," Ron stated flatly. "That of integrity and civic other one. He described the goals responsibility. day, nobody felt like it." The administration that Charlie had written of and students leaders have voiced concerns lately of the rising amount of crime *** in his on campus. If you want to impress upon the students here at Rose that crime will not be tolerated, College and Life Skills paper. then the administration "He wanted to build things," handled the incident questionably. Right now the freshmen are learning what "God first, family second," Ken is acceptable and what is not. If you want them to learn that said Ken Shimabukuru, such behavior is intolerable then you Charlie's repeated from memory. "He must make the punishment fit the crime. "Strict disciplinary probation" is not sufficient for a felony roommate. "His bunk was one of offense if you want to tell the freshmen that this, wanted to follow God's word... and similar behavior, is unacceptable. If this his projects. He didn't quite fin- behavior is truly intolerable at Rose-Hulman then the punishment did not fit the crime. he wanted to do something that ish, though." Ken had tropical, It is our opinion that it is time to stop trying to merely maintain the reputation of Rose and he loved to do." improve it by showing that this and similar behavior will not be tolerated. dark-toned skin and wavy black Bruce Decker hair. He was slight and smiled The world was moving on. easily, but there was a slight The halls were slowly returning ROTC article one-sided, overblown pinch to his face as we talked in to life: a stereo could be heard down the corridor; conversations Dear Editor, his room the night of Charlie's floated in from outside I was reading the Sept. 30th issue of the Thorn, and I found the article on the ROTC Field funeral. He continued slowly. Ken's Training Exercise a little one-sided. I have never been in a war, nor do I want to be, but my dad has "He was going to finish that door. Ken had told me that they been, so I have great respect for fellow Americans who say they will sacrifice their life in defense of weekend, but he didn't get a were planning on moving another mine and my freedom. chance." freshman into his room, which First of all it is called a Field Training Exercise for a reason. The idea is to simulate real combat Charlie's loft, his unfinished would leave one room on the as closely as possible. I understand why they were firing around the dorms. The picturesque meeting masterpiece, floor open as a guest room. The of the armies on an actual field is a thing of the past. Most modern missions are carried out in the was gone. All that middle of populated ares: Grenada, Panama, Somalia, and now Haiti. The only exception is was left on his side of the room football team had beaten Ander- and it is very difficult to simulate desert in Terre Haute. was a blue trunk with Ken's name son on Saturday; the bonfire that As far asisafety is concerned, if one were to look very closely at a military issue M-16 one would on it. Where his things had once Charlie had helped build had notice first that there is a flash suppressor on the end of the barrel thus preventing the only possibility been, there was only concrete been set ablaze. On the day of his of death from a blank being fired point-blank. What kills is the intense pressure created with nowhere block enameled with literally funeral, it still smoldered on- ten- to go. This suppressor gives the pressure somewhere to go besides into a body. As for this ever actually coming to pass, the likelyhood is very slim for two reason. The first being that I(and I am dozens of coats of paint. The lat- drils of dark grey smoke aimless- sure many others) am not going to let someone shove an M-16 against my chest, and if he, or she est coat was a haphazard white ly wafting toward the sky. Soon nowadays, did, I am sure they would have to answer to their superiors. The second being that if with dark grey trim. There was the ashes would be extinguished anyone looked closely at the weapons used this past weekend, they had a little something attached to one desk in the room. Only one of for good, and the field would the end to further insure the safety of the exercise. Mr. Decker's "little something" is a barrel plug the open-faced closets contained again lie barren, awaiting the commonly know as a blank adaptor -ed As to the students thinking in general that it was an inconvenience, most of the students I saw any clothing. promise of another year. were merely curious. I, for one, was thankful that they were doing it midnight Saturday and not 6 or 7 AM on Sunday like my freshman year. Finally, about the brass. If you find any, I would be more than happy to come get it. Brass is expensive, and my dad and I collect it for various reasons. I have only found about 30 or so empty shells, so give me a call. Bruce Decker Aife Savers Needed/ Student integrity campus • \ shows that there is still on New donors earn $25 your first Dear Editor: Over the past few weeks, the Thorn has run several pieces on crime. Crimes being committed; visit & donors who haven't crimes being solved; comments on crime. To me, it is clearly evident that things have changed since donated in 6 months or more. I came here as a freshman. It appears as if everyone is slowly turning into criminals. But I know that this is not true. I spoke with Gary Flora a few weeks ago concerning both the vandalism to two BE A PLASMA DONOR...BECAUSE automobiles near the Fieldhouse and the missing piece of the . As I talked with him, he I. LIFE IS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS described the crimes, and appeared somewhat disappointed that these things happened. It is a shame ,CwawySovol, that these things are happening on campus. But this kind of behavior isn't being held by everyone. Bio-Medical Center Take, for example, Brian Whitesell. On October 17, Mr. Whitesell found a purse in the Commons 417 Wabash Ave. retrieved area and turned it in to Security. The purse, belonging to the wife of a graduate student, was Terre Haute, IN 47808 by the owner, who was relieved to find a large sum of money still inside. This may not seem very important, but Gary Flora thought this was very impressive in light of recent events. He told me that the Rose community needed to here such positive stories. He went on to say that it was good to see Open Monday thru Friday 9a.in.-6p.ni students with honesty and integrety. I agree. I think everyone should be more honest. The campus Make an appointment by calling would indeed improve and be a better place to live. Brian, I must thank you for your honesty. You (812) 234-4828 set a good example and show that crime isn't the whole story. There is no need for crime to Please bring in ad overwhelm our campus. Scott Allen October 7,1994 Page 6 The Rose Thorn • Sports • Cross Country falls to win' puts Engineers at top Vincennes University pleased with his offense's play. by Mike Miller Gillespie by Joel When asked about Wilkerson's With many alumni runners Sports Reporter performance, he answered,"Oth- in attendance (and one in the Rose - Hulman cross It was a picture-perfect Satur- teams now have to consider race) the er team could not muster day afternoon. A homecoming pre- country A.J. a real threat when they repeat victory over Vincennes crowd of 3,854 was on hand at a pare to play us. They can't ignore at homecoming. Field. The defending Phil Brown him anymore. He and [sopho- The Engineers lost the meet Anderson Uni- ICAC champion more wideout] Billy Hammond 24 - 32. Vincennes runner Ravens were ready to do the overall versity can both do so many things, you Terry Wade took battle. victory, followed by teammate just have to turn them loose." The stage was set for a great Chris Watson. Rose managed a Anthony Hammack's bursts third place from Mike Miller football game, and the results up the middle often set up Wilk- and a fifth from Jared Corne- didn't disappoint. Rose- Hulman erson's big gains. Hammack fin- lius. Cornelius, a freshman piled up 363 yards rushing en from Bloomfield, Ind., had the ished with 97 yards rushing and a route to a 17-7 victory, putting most competitive performance touchdown on 27 carries. themselves in the driver's seat of for the Engineers according to Quarterback Todd Harris also Welch. the ICAC race. Coach had a big day on the ground, car- The rest of Rose's top There was little to complain rying the ball 14 times for 86 seven were Nate Terpstra (7), about when the dust had settled. Jason Long (8), Mark Law (9), yards. The always-potent Engineer rush- Kenny Anderson (10), and this was obviously a ing game ran over the Ravens, While Jason Horsley (12). Engineers, Dun- lead by sophomore tailback A.J. big win for the The difference in this meet conclu- was that several Rose runners Wilkerson's 151 yards on 14 car- can isn't jumping to any sions. "We aren't going to sneak did not perform, while the Vin- ries for one touchdown. cennes team did their job. anybody anymore. We've The defense pitched a shutout, up on Rose's earlier victory over Vin- with Anderson's only score com- got to take it one game at a time," cennes was a one point victory. Sophomore wide receiver Billy Hammond (3) reaches out for a ing on a blocked punt. Perhaps the he said cautiously. This narrow margin meant that to lose only sticking point was the Rose Todd Harris as an Anderson defender closes in. Hammond did Duncan knows that his squad Rose could not afford any positions, but due to its catch, but the Engineers won the game 17-7. won't be able to have any off passing attack, but they still out- not make the lack of aggressive running, gained the Ravens in that catego- Photo by James Mann days if they expect to contend for they allowed two Vincennes ry, 52 yards to 50. the ball in from the three yard returning ICAC player of the the conference title. "We don't runners to improve their posi- The game was widely expect- line, giving Rose a 7-0 lead. year- holding him to 123 yards on have the kind of talent that we can tions. ed to be an offensive shootout, but The outcome was never really 26 carries, and, most importantly, just show up and beat people," he Most of the 8 point margin was due to this pair of runners. the first half was spent in doubt after that point, with no touchdowns. said. much of "Four of our top six runners with zeroes on the scoreboard. Anderson's score coming after Rose's defense gave up near- The Engineers will try to con- did not perform very well and Both teams took turns driving Rose had built a 17-0 lead. Head ly all of that yardage in between tinue their winning ways this Sat- I'm not sure we have the deep into the opponent's end of coach Scott Duncan had nothing the 20-yard lines, bending but not urday at Manchester. The answer why," Coach Welch the field and seeing their drives but praise for his troops after the breaking. Freshman cornerback Spartans beat Rose last year in commented. Rose will look for answers stall out. game. He commented, "Our de- Tony Hinkle was a real drive kill- the season finale, 32-23, for their this week at Notre Dame. That changed in the middle of fense was the key to the game. er, intercepting two passes, one in third straight win over the Engi- Individual Results the second quarter when Rose de- They really did a heck of a job. I the end zone and the other inside neers. 3. Mike Miller 28:23 fensive back Tony Kohl blocked wish they would've been reward- the ten-yard line. The game will no doubt be a 5. Jared Cornelius 28:30 his third punt of the season, giving ed with a shutout because they Linebackers Brent Crissman challenge for Rose-Hulman. 7. Nate Terpstra 29:02 the Engineers the ball on Ander- played sound, fundamental de- and Shawn Patterson led the unit Let's wish Coach Duncan and the 8. Jason Long 29:04 son's 32 yard line. fense." with 16 and 14 tackles, respec- team good luck as they take the 9. Mark Law 29:07 10. Kenny Anderson 29:25 Two plays later, senior full- The Engineers controlled tively. next step toward their first ICAC 12. Jason Horsley 29:51 back Anthony Hammack punched Raven tailback Thomas Lee -- the Duncan was also rightfully title. 14. Dan Havener 30:26

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I going back to school was the last But when he returned home Roscberry injured his shoul- kind of man who enjoys standing just figured I didn't know how to thing on his mind. from the war, Roseberry was der during an inter-squad scrim- on the sidelines. In fact, ever read." "One night, we were really determined to find the solution. mage, but still made the team's since he graduated from high It wasn't until more than 30 close to the front and sat there He went to see Abbie Kaplac, a final roster. "I've never been . school, Roseberry has regretted years later that Roseberry real- listening to the bombs getting reading counselor who would afraid of my ability or my deter- never giving college football a ized it was something more. closer and closer," Roseberry later become his fianc6c. She mination," he says. "I was chance. Roseberry is dyslexic. says. "In a situation like that, you persuaded him to leave the police mostly worried about injuries, This year, Roseberry, 46, has After high school, Roseberry start thinking about your whole force and sign up for classes at and how fast I'd be able to rio regrets. Roseberry, the newest served in Viet Nam aboard a life. We were all talking about the local community college. recover. It definitely takes me defensive tackle for the Kutz- Navy aircraft carrier. During the things we regret not doing." And as soon as he walked on longer than it used to." town University Golden Bears, is 1970s, he was a New Jersey cor- "The guys were saying campus, those ever-present col- also the oldest player on a rections officer. In the '80s, 'You're not stupid, you're dys- lege football regrets came back But despite the bumps and NCAA football team. Roseberry was a member of the lexic. You just need to do some- stronger than ever. "That thing bruises, Roseberry perseveres. "People thought I was the Morris County Police Depart- thing to cope with your inability inside me started kicking at my "He's packed in ice from head to class dummy," he says. "I proba- ment, and in 1990, he went back to read, — Roseberry says. "It heart," Roseberry says. "I was toe once we get in the locker bly was good enough to get a to the service, joining the Army was the best advice anyone ever afraid I'd graduate from the room," says offensive tackle scholarship in football, but there 402nd Military Police. gave me." school when I was 50, still wish- Alec Ackerman, who lines up was no way I'd ever make the Three decades and three Like most adults with dys- ing I would've played football. I against Roseberry during prac- grades. Not even close." divorces later, Roseberry decided lexia, Roseberry was able to slide didn't want to kick myself in the tice, "but he keeps coming Roseberry would find out to take advantage of the G.I. Bill. through the system by avoiding butt if I didn't take that chance." back." later that it wasn't his intelli- He figured if he "learned how to reading in front of others at all Roseberry, 6-foot-4-inches gence that was holding him back. read and studied really hard," he times, making it impossible for tall and 240 pounds, passed his "I get this feeling again that I "I'd always get the words wrong could get a degree. But when anyone to give him the proper physical exam and prepared him- had when i was 16 years old self for the training ahead. "I walking out on that field," Rose- kept myself in shape but berry says. "Every time it hits me Intramural Schedule for nowhere near the shape i needed I have to stop and take it in, to be in:' says Roseberry. because it's something I never October 7 - 20 knew it was going to be hard, but thought I'd feel again." Soccer team wins in OT Datc Event Rama field/Court Rose-Hulman's 2-1 overtime more goals to tie the school's Oct. 11 Volleyball (Minor-Div. C) Faculty vs. Side Out 7 p.m. 2 win at Anderson University on career goal record of 31. Oct. 11 Volleyball (Minor-Div. C) Deming 0-2 vs. Platypi 7 p.m. 3 Sept. 27 was the Engineer's first The win gave the Engineers a Oct. 11 Volleyball (Major) BSB 1 vs. Faculty 7 p.m. 1 overtime win in their last nine 1-0 mark to start the conference Oct. II Volleyball (Minor-Div. C) Mees 4D vs. W.W.B. 8 p.m. attempts. season. Oct. 11 Volleyball (Major) Inter vs. ATO 8 p.m. 2 The soccer team's overtime Oct. 11 Volleyball (Major) Blumberg vs. 4-Fit 8 p.m. 3 Even stranger was the fact woes returned though on Friday Oct. 18 Volleyball (Minor-Div. C) Faculty vs. Platypi 7 p.m. 1 that the win came with freshman as St. Joseph's College came to Oct. 18 Volleyball (Major) Inter vs. Faculty 7 p.m. 2 midfielder/forward Bo Fowler in Oct. 18 Volleyball (Major) 4-Fit vs. ATO 7 p.m. 3 goal for the final 52 minutes. Jim Rendel Field and turned a 2- Oct. 18 Volleyball (Minor-Div. C) W.W.B. vs. Side Out p.m. 2 regulation tie into a 4-3 Engi- 8 2 Starting goalkeeper Cory Oct. 18 Volleyball (Minor-Div. C) Mees 4D vs. Deming 0-2 8 p.m. 3 neers' loss. Willis (Wilmington, Ohio) was Oct. 18 Volleyball (Major) Blumberg vs. BSB 1 8 p.m. 1 Andy Doll, Wayne Moore red-carded following his second Oct. 19 Football (Minor - Div. B) Speed 2 vs. BSB Beavers 7 p.m. East and Joe Wendel all scored goals penalty of the match and left Oct. 19 Football (Minor - Div. B) Maulers vs. PKA 7 p.m. West in the defeat. Fowler played in head coach Greg Ruark with a Oct. 19 Football(Minor - Div. A) Moss Mouse vs. Blitzpimmels 8 p.m. East goal again for the Engineers, as Oct. tough decision. Ruark was forced 19 Football (Minor - Div. A) Deming 2 vs. ATO 8 p.m. West Willis continues to battle the Oct. 19 Football(Minor to play Fowler in goal because - Div. D) DSP Fats vs. Deming 0 9 p.m. East injury bug. Oct. 19 Football (Minor - Div. D) Scharpenberg vs. BSB 1 9 p.m. West backup goalkeeper Ben Brown "The difference in this year Oct. 19 Football (Minor - Div. C) Jiggs vs. Orange Peels 10 p.m. East had not travelled with the team and last year is that we are find- Oct. 19 Football(Minor - Div. C) Mees vs. Speed 1 10 p.m. West to conflict. due class games Oct. 20 Volleyball (Minor-Div. A) Scamps vs. Mees 7 p.m. 2 ing ways to lose this year Fowler, Oct. 20 Volleyball (Minor-Div. A) Kielbasa vs. Deming 0 7 p.m. 3 who had not played instead of winning them," said Oct. 20 Volleyball (Minor-Div. B) Faculty vs. Hogs 7 p.m. 1 goalie since eighth grade, was Ruark. Oct. 20 Volleyball (Minor-Div. A) BSB 1-A vs. Killer Instinct 8 p.m. 1 beaten on the ensuing penalty "We got off to a good start in Oct. 20 Volleyball (Minor-Div. B) GQ vs. Deming 2 8 p.m. 2 kick in his first second of action. the ICAC and that helps. There is Oct. 20 Volleyball (Minor-Div. B) Danny's Boys vs. BSB I-B 8 p.m. 3 But he and the entire Engineers' still a long way to go and goals defense stiffened and did not that can still be reached," Ruark allow another Anderson goal. said. Gabe Ferland's fifth goal of the The Engineers will host year was the game-winner in Hanover College in an ICAC Curious or have overtime. Ferland needs just two matchup on Sunday at 1 p.m. GA concerns about ROSE-HULMAN coeducation? Ideas or concerns about your student government? Rose-Hulman's Robb McGhie (11) tries to evade a defender in a match at Jim Bendel Field. 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