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S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 13 ‘I question myself all the time’ The star of Our Yorkshire Farm, Amanda Owen, talks about being a mother, staying grounded and self-forgiveness

he “Yorkshire shepherdess” has What goes through your head when you Everybody should carved out a place in our hearts watch the show? have spaces over the past few years. So It’s a strange feeling. Of course, I focus on all where they’re free T much so, that the last series of the things like “I hate the sound of my voice” from connection. Our Yorkshire Farm Channel 5’s , or “I must do something with that wallpaper Technology is which follows Amanda Owen, her husband that’s hanging off the wall.” All those little marvellous, but Amanda with Clive and their nine children, had an average trials and tribulations catch my eye, but I we all need husband Clive rating of 3.2m viewers. When we catch up guess that’s part of the joy of the programme. headspace, too. with her, Amanda, 46, can scarcely get her head around the figure. However, in typical Do you think that appeals to people? Living where you do must help… down-to-earth style, she reveals the kids Yeah. It isn’t choreographed. It isn’t scripted. Definitely. Being so remote takes the pressure are barely conscious of the whole thing. When we start filming we have no idea where off. Yes, buying groceries is a bit of a mission, And while she admits raising nine children the story will end. I think that resonates with but there’s a freedom here which stops me is no small task, she says there’s no time for a lot of people. I start off with ideas of how I’d looking over my shoulder. If the kids want mollycoddling. But that doesn’t mean she’s like things to go, but it rarely materialises. to get dressed under the washing line immune to self-doubt. As Amanda returns with because no one’s brought in the laundry, a fourth series of the show, she tells us more... Like what? they can. If Nancy wants to ride her little Well, I have an idea of how I’d like the bike in a tutu dress, why not? It gives all You’re in the throes of lambing season children to be dressed. Then I watch it back of us a sense of independence. at the moment. How has it been? and think, “Oh my God, I’m sure I didn’t have The sun is shining and there’s a cool breeze the kids wearing that.” And fostering that independence is which is perfect weather for lambing, so a huge part of your parenting style... I haven’t got much to complain about. But How do you manage to stay grounded? It’s a good starting point for wherever stupidly, the sheep don’t lamb as quickly I’m so grateful to everyone who tunes in. At the kids want to be. They’re all so different when it’s dry. the moment I’m sitting by the kitchen table and have varying ideas of what they want scribbling a bunch of postcards to fans who to do in life. The fourth series of Our Yorkshire Farm is have sent in letters. I strive to maintain that underway. Do you and the family watch it? humility and realness. That’s massively We see your oldest son Reuben taking Yeah, we do. I love the casual disinterest important to me. on a new apprenticeship. How did that from the children. It’s not that they don’t like make you feel? it – they can’t fathom why it’s even a thing. You recently had to end a rumour that I’m so proud. He’s such a good lad, so I feel you didn’t have a TV set. Are there any like being a bit more hands-off rather than The family at other tall tales you’d like to address? hands-on is helping him. Ravenseat To be honest, I try to rise above that kind Farm of thing. No matter what you do, you can’t Your 18-year-old daughter Raven is also please everyone. So I don’t try to. However, growing up fast... I also don’t stand on a soapbox. I dropped her off at university and she’s talking about doing a masters degree With nine kids, two farms and countless and working in labs on Covid vaccines. animals, how do you keep on top of it all? But that’s all down to her. Of course, Oh gosh, there’s always someone screaming as her mother, I’ll be there when she at me. I’m never still, I’m always walking needs me, but I don’t want to take away about and my mind is like a browser window her independence. They have to step up, with tons of tabs open. However, once I get which I don’t think is a bad thing. It makes out of the farmhouse I’m untouchable. them feel important.

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And five-year-old Clemmy has just started school. How is she finding it? She’s enjoying it. She was out turning sheep with me at about quarter to seven this morning in her school uniform while we waited for the school bus. Clemmy’s at the age now where she’s ready for school. We haven’t had any problems so far – apart from her going to class covered in horse hair.

So it seems the farm finds its way into all areas of your life… Oh yes. I got a phone call from the school saying that the children shouldn’t take in pond water in their drinking bottles. I was like, “It’s spring water.” It’s a bit brown, so they obviously thought it was out of a river or something!

Do you ever have moments where you question yourself? Of course. I spend my whole life questioning what I’m doing and how things are. After the school holidays, the kids tell me about their friends who’ve been away to places we can’t get to. But then I instantly forgive myself. They’re so happy, well-adjusted and taken care of. That means everything. I haven’t got the tidiest house and I don’t possess an iron. As longg as they’re happy, that’ll do for me.

YouY famously gave birth to Clemmy on your own by the fifireplace. Was Nancy’s birth a similar experience? No. With Nancy it was very different. SShe came sooner than Clemmy, aand there was a lot of blood. In aan ideal world I’d have loved to ddo it on my own again, it was so eeasy with Clemmy. But that wasn’t tto be. We went to the hospital aand I ended up giving birth en Shearing rroute – again. a sheep WhatW do you hope viewers will taket k away from the programme? That the only way you can show somebody what you can achieve is by doing it.

‘I strive to What’s in store for Ravenseat Farm? Do you hope the kids will take on the maintain farm one day? That would be the dream. But I wouldn’t want humility and them to do anything that they didn’t want to. Sid and Miles are keen farmers, but you just don’t know. You’ve got to be flexible in life. realness. It’s I just say to them, “Don’t put all your eggs so important’ in one basket.” Excuse the quip… ●S Our Yorkshire Farm is on Tuesdays at 9pm on Channel 5 WORDS: CHLOE ALEXANDROU PHOTOS: DAILY MAIL, HUDDERSFIELD EXAMINER WORDS: CHLOE ALEXANDROU PHOTOS: DAILY

S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 15 ‘I was under a really dark cloud – my family got me through’ Fresh from the success of crime drama Viewpoint, Catherine Tyldesley opens up about her painful lockdown and the support she received from With hubby Tom her beloved husband and son Words by Nick McGrath and son Alfie

he’s wowed fans this You had a tough time during dad not to be able to say the whole of lockdown.own. week with her role the pandemic, Catherine. How goodbye to his father was I walk for miles andd milesmiles in Viewpoint, the difficult have things been for cruel and devastating. So, each day now becauseause gripping ITV crime you over the past year? at that time, I suddenly just it’s my happy place.e. series inspired by I’ve been very, very lucky felt a really dark cloud. And Sclassic Alfred Hitchcock film compared with so many it only lasted a couple of weeks Alfie’s just turnedd Rear Window. people. I’ve never suffered but I remember thinking, six. What sort of And the chance to shoot with depression before but during “Gosh, this is what it must feel a character is he?e? something so thrilling amid the the first lockdown it felt like there like when you actually struggle He is such a naturalal pandemic came as a welcome was one thing after another with depression.” I just thought, comedian, so it’s hardhard distraction for Catherine happening. My parents got “Oh my, I don’t know how to stay sad for too Tyldesley. Over the past year, the extremely poorly with what we people with depression do long when you’ve former Coronation Street actress think was Covid. My mum ended it, because those two weeks got Alfie around. has, like most of the nation, felt up in ICU for other reasons twice were horrendous.” the devastating impact of Covid. and while she was in ICU my Are the funny Her beloved mum ended up in grandad was on a ward below, How much of a rock was bones yours intensive care, while her grandad dying alone because nobody was your husband during those or Tom’s? passed away alone in the same allowed to see him. He was 90 challenging times? It’s probably me hospital, unable to see anyone and had heart disease. For my He was incredible. Tom and Alfie actually, thinking due to restrictions. got me through that time. And in about it. He Catherine found it a “cruel those days when I just felt like impersonates a lot.t. and devastating” time – but I couldn’t function and I wasn’t His accents are the love of husband Tom Pitfield very well mentally and physically, amazing. And if and their son Alfie, six, helped Tom was the person who was there’s somebody on her get through and put in like, “You know what? You’ve the telly that’s quitee a phenomenal turn in Viewpoint been through a lot. Stay in bed. characterful, he willll as the shifty neighbour, Kate. I’ve got this. I’ll take over the imitate that personn Here, as she celebrates the parenting. I’ll make sure you’re straight away. Whenen success of the show, available eating well.” And he was also the I was doing Strictlyy, to watch on the ITV Hub, the person who, after a few days, he loved Michelle 37-year-old opens up about was like, “You’re going outside. Visage’s accent andnd her boys. She also reveals what You’re going for a walk. It’s the he started to do thishis Tom really thought of those best healer. You need vitamin D. American voice, saucy scenes and how he You need sunlight. You need fresh and he was just helped her recover as she Alfie with air.” And he was right. Outside brilliant. And one ofof hihiss experienced her darkest days… Cath’s mum became my saviour throughout favourite films is Homeome AloneAlone

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The Diversity star, 32, talks hidden talents, If I had half an hour left on Earth and money and resources weren’t his plan B and who he turns to in a crisis a problem, I would… go up in space and look back on Earth. My hidden talent is… I played the it depends on the nature of the crisis. I’m saxophone for years. My teacher was very lucky to have good people around me. Something that makes me angry is… eccentric. I used to go to her house after bullying. In lots of different circumstances, school and she’d teach me to play the My plan B in life is… something a bit but especially people being unnecessarily blues and jazz. I loved it. I stopped when geeky in science. I studied physics and horrible or taking advantage of others and I was about 17, so I haven’t picked up biology at university. using their power to oppress people. a saxophone for a good 15 years now. I’d tell my 16-year-old self… things aren’t The best thing my parents taught me My most treasured possession is… as much of a big deal as you think and to is… if it feels like trouble, walk away. Don’t a box called a precious box. It’s only small, make more mistakes. I was a cautious get involved if it’s a hassle. Just be chilled. so I can only fit the most important things in teenager and young adult. I went into there, but my mum bought it for me when Britain’s Got Talent at 19 and suddenly The one thing I would change about I was a teenager and I’ve kept it all this time. everyone was looking at me. I cared a lot. myself is… I’d make myself a few inches Every now and again I’ll put one thing that’s I’ve learnt to care less as I’ve got older. shorter. I’m 6ft 6in and have size 13 feet. really important in there. It’s got a cardcard fromfrom Trying to fit into clothes, cars or shoes can my mum on my 18th birthday, be tricky. It would make life a little easier a wedding invite, my baby’s firstt if I was 6ft 3in. scan and my wedding cufflinks. All irreplaceable things really. The most expensive item I’ve ever bought is… a house! The first person I’d call in a crisis is… my dad, if I’ve The happiest day of my life was… run out of petrol on the A13. seeing my two little ones being born. ●S If I can’t find a matching pair of socks, my wife! If I’ve got a The star with his Diversity has partnered with performance crisis in business, my mum. So mum, Danielle nutrition brand Grenade to create explosive content throughout the year

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S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 21 FallLynne Hylandback in love with lipstick

A slick of lippie feels like a celebratory symbol of life returning to normal, says beauty director Lynne Hyland

t’s not unusual to have fallen out of love with lipstick during lockdown, Slide back with a balm but this was a full-on 4am bust-up. I One day last summer I woke in Yes, you’re wobbly-handed and out of practice, the small hours and ran my fingers but there’s a new breed of balms to ease you back over a face that felt nothing like mine. into a world of glorious technicolour. These buttery Bolting to the bathroom, I stared formulas are more pigmented and longer-lasting aghast at a blown-up sausage of than a regular gloss, so they make it worth your a bottom lip and a supersized while, but they also require minimal Look after chin resembling an Ant and Dec precision. They also moisturise prosthetics prank. your lips, so they’ll look plumped One 111 phone call later, involving and smoothed as well as prettified. your lips the phrase “rapid facial swelling”, and Sad fact: lips shrivel like an I was being blue-lit to A&E. Charlotte Tilbury Hyaluronic unwatered houseplant if they’re There followed two nights in Happikiss Colour Balm, £25 neglected. And since no make- hospital as different parts of my face Working as a cross between up is going to sit prettily on Bake Off puffed up like creations on ’s colour and anti-ageing lip chapped lips, allow yourself a pastry week, and then, for a grand mask, this formula smooths out good week of lip balm rehab finale, my whole mouth exploded vertical lip lines and hydrates before attempting to wear in a nasty skin infection. for 24 hours. colour again. Lanolips 101 The whole sorry mess took weeks Ointment, £8.99, has to heal and, while nobody ever figured e.l.f. Hydrating been my saviour. out what triggered it, one thing was Core Lip certain: nothing was going on my lips for Shine, £6 a long time apart from antibiotic balm. The outer shell But now, with the world opening up gives an easy- Find your new again, it would be a shame to still have wear tint while the the ick with lipstick. heart-shaped core lust-have Wearing colour on the lips suddenly has hydrating feels symbolic, like a celebratory skincare benefits In 2020, face masks derailed flash-forward to a future without face to show your lips the “lipstick index”, which masks and with the freedom to kiss some love. normally sees us splurging on without fear. luxury make-up in times of crisis. I know we’re not quite there yet, Avon Anew Revival Serum Now, though, with a year’s but it feels thrilling to be weaning Lipstick, £10 worth of alfresco prosecco myself back into a life of balms, bullets This make-up/skincare hybrid locks sipping to catch up on, it’s the and even liquid lipsticks. in moisture even after you’ve wiped ideal moment to treat yourself So here’s my advice if you want to the colour off, and also contains to a show-stopping lipstick follow suit. What better way to kiss AHAs to smooth skin texture. worth slipping out of your goodbye to lockdown? handbag in slow motion. Mwah!

22 S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 Step it up with a liquid I wouldn’t recommend diving straight in with these, but once you’ve rediscovered your lipstick mojo, it’s time to slick on a liquid and appreciate how far these formulas have come. Durable enough to survive masking, they also feel surprisingly light on the lips and won’t have you cracking up.

Revlon Colorstay Satin Ink, £9.99 The shaped tip helps get a clean outline, while the flexi, stretchy formula locks colour to your lips while feeling comfortable.

NARS Air Matte Lip Colour, £23 Feels more like a mousse than a traditional liquid lipstick, and blots down to something super-soft and pretty.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 22021021 25 Feeling under pressure? Soaking up second-hand stress from others has a huge impact on our own wellbeing – but help is at hand

motions are contagious. Leading psychologist Dr Just like the flu, we can Courtney Raspin (left) explains, “catch” and absorb what “Your body goes into a fight or flight others are feeling. response in an attempt to manage There’s a term for it, the stress cues from others, just as Etoo – second-hand stress. In if you were experiencing your own other words, the tension and anxiety. Second-hand stress can pressure we experience due have the same effect on your body, to other people’s behaviour. too, causing your heart to beat Connecting with those around us faster and your blood pressure to rise. and caring for them is key to human In the long run, it can negatively affect survival. So it makes sense we take your physical and emotional health.” on the positive and negative feelings These six steps will help you spot the of friends, family and colleagues. signs and sort it…

Identify it – whose stress is it? “If you notice yourself feeling overwhelmed, the first thing Know how to help out to do is try to locate 1 “Sometimes, it takes very little to the triggers,” says Dr reduce another person’s stress Raspin. “Is it due to your levels,” says Dr Raspin. “By personal pressures, or successfully helping them, you’ll could you be absorbing boost your connection to them and other people’s distress? 3you can eliminate the second-hand stress “Identifying whether coming your way. Take some time out to be a it’s ‘your stuff’ or ‘their sounding board for stressed family members, stuff’ can help you feel friends and colleagues. You may be able to more in control and help them identify the source of their tension ready to devise a plan and make useful suggestions as to how they to move forward.” might solve a particular problem.”

Decide on the next step Dr Raspin. “Both responses are normal, affected by them. If someone close, If you identify that the stress and it will depend largely on how you who’s normally relaxed, is going is due to other people’s usually cope with stress. through a tough time, it’s reasonable to behaviour, you have choices. “It’s important to try to make a try to help. However, if you constantly “Your instinct may be to conscious decision about how you deal have a negative person near you, it’s in solve the problem (fight), or with another’s behaviour. This will help your best interest to step away – view it 2avoid the source of stress (flight),” says you feel more in control and less as self-protection from this negativity.”

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Be kind – to yourself and others 5 “It’s frustrating wanting to help but not being able to. We can end up getting angry with ourselves for not being good enough and angry with others for draining us,” explains Dr Raspin. “Neither of these responses are good for our own stress levels. Remember that your instinct to help makes you a kind and good person. It takes time to learn healthy boundaries. It’s essential you forgive yourself if you allow those boundaries to be violated. Also, when you feel angry with the stressed person, remember they’re suffering, too. “They can’t see a way out and they’re responding by sucking the life out of everyone around them. They’re struggling and in pain. Keep this in mind and it can help reduce your own feelings of anger and, in turn, reduce youryour stress levels.”levels.

FEELING STRESSED AND ANXIOUS? Visit your GP – they can refer you to local services that can help. Or contact a national charity, such as mind.org.uk

Set boundaries TakeTake some ttimeime out out Be careful not “If you feel bombarded by to continue taking toxic negativity, it may be on other people’s time to create space away 4 problems. “We all 6 from the source,” says Dr know that allowing Raspin. “Turn off your phone someone to physically touch and perhaps make a separate folder or hurt us in a way that makes where messages from the stressed us feel uncomfortable is bad,” person automatically go.” This puts says Dr Raspin. “And yet many you in charge of when you decide to of us struggle to keep similar look at those messages rather than emotional boundaries in place.” feeling compelled to open them as Her advice? “Pay attention soon as they ping into your inbox. to your body when it tells you “You might also need to let the that somebody’s invading your other person know that you’re unable emotional space. This includes to help them any more and advise demands on your time and them to seek help elsewhere,” adds energy, lacking respect for Dr Raspin. “This can feel mean, but your wishes and not taking it’s essential in order to maintain your no for an answer. If you own good mental health.” ●S constantly put your needs aside to deal with theirs, it’s a sign Dr Raspin is the founder of Altum Health – that your emotional boundaries expert care for your emotional health and

might be being pushed.” wellbeing. Check out altumhealth.co.uk PHOTOS: GETTY NORTH WORDS: KATHLEEN

S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 27 As a bridesmaid at Princess Eugenie’s wedding in October 2018

‘Charlotte has a bright future ahead of her’ As the little princess turns six this weekend, shadow of a future monarch,” says Katie. “It’s just as well that Charlotte is the most buoyant we discover why she most definitely and outgoing of the three Cambridge children. It’s that strength of character won’t struggle as “spare to the heir” that will stand her in good stead when she’s older. elebrating her sixth birthday brother, the Dukee ofof She’s a real all-rounder today, Princess Charlotte is Cambridge, followw and she has a bright already stepping out of her big a well-mapped-outut future ahead of her.” brother Prince George’s shadow, route in his destinyny Charlotte has shown ready to shine in her future role as a future king. herself to be a self- Con the royal stage. But Katie sayss assured character who Over the years, we’ve seen Charlotte, that Charlotte, is most definitely the or Lottie as her family call her, blossom from who is fourth boss of the household, cheeky toddler to determined little lady, in the line of according to her who doesn’t let George or younger brother succession, is mother, the Duchess of Prince Louis cramp her style. likely to thrive as Cambridge, and keeps “It seems like only yesterday, the world’s a senior royal as GGeorgeeorge everyone in check, press were standing outside St Mary’s shoulders the responsibilitysponsibility earning herself the Hospital in London, waiting to meet Princess en route to the throne.hrone. nickname “Warrior Charlotte. She’s definitely the most outspoken “This role as ‘sparespare to Princess’” at nursery. of the Cambridge children because she’s got the heir’ has alwaysays bbeeneen With Katie adds, a huge personality,” says royal expert Katie a tough one. Thee QQueen’sueen’s Kate in “She’s outspoken Nicholl of the Queen’s fifth great-grandchild. sister Princess Margaretargaret Canada and cheeky like William, who Charlotte’s uncle, Prince Harry, has had a feisty personality,onality, justjust in 2016 was an outgoing little boy who famously struggled with the concept of being like Charlotte’s, andand even knew his mind.”

WORDS: KIRSTEN JONES WIRE, REUTERS, JAMES WHATLING STEVE PARSONS/PA PHOTOS: GETTY, the “spare to the heir”, watching his older she struggled beinging in the As well as being a fan of

28 S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 ROYALTY Being cheeky at Trooping the Colour in 2018

Whispering to her brother at the theatre

Enjoying Amusing her mum herself at by sticking her a polo tongue out match in 2018

unicorns, having her hair braided and ballet Katie. “Even back in 2016,016 whenwhen ththeyey ttookook role models including her grandmother dancing, Charlotte is an active child who George and Charlotte on the official royal tour Carole Middleton – a strong, loving and loyal loves playing tennis, horse riding, searching of Canada, they were giving them both an matriarch who has a very active presence in for creepy-crawlies and early introduction to what her granddaughter’s life,” says Katie. exploring the great outdoors. their parents do and what She adds, “Kate and William have brought Just last year, she excitedly their own lives may one their daughter up to be very sure of who confessed to Sir David ‘Princess day look like.” she is. The Queen is also no doubt a huge Attenborough that she loves Katie adds, “Allowing inspiration to Charlotte, considering spiders, while Kate was once Charlotte is the public to see photos everything she has achieved and how overhead reminding William and footage of Charlotte inspirational she is to the whole nation.” that Charlotte likes tractors is fuelling her popularity It’s thought the Cambridges were hoping just as much as George. surrounded further and helping the to spend the bank holiday weekend at Kate and William are not public connect with her their Norfolk home, Anmer Hall, on the only encouraging Charlotte to – especially all those Sandringham Estate, but Katie predicts that shrug off gender stereotypes by positive charming moments, like William and Kate won’t go overboard on but they are also preparing her when she poked her presents. “Charlotte loves the beach in for a pivotal role as a senior female role tongue out at the King’s Norfolk and she and her siblings have got new royal. Gently instilling in her Cup Regatta in 2019.” ponies at Anmer Hall to enjoy as well,” says their own values, they are Charlotte is learning Katie. “Charlotte will help groom her pony teaching her to show respect models’ from the examples set and muck out too. It’s all part of instilling for the monarchy and for by other influential family those values that keep her grounded. people from all walks of life. members too. Carefree “There won’t be roomfuls of expensive “In the last year or so, we’ve seen Charlotte Pippa was never going to hide in her older gifts. The Cambridges are careful not to spoil and her siblings emerge more on to the public sister’s shadow – her can-do attitude will the children, so the birthday presents will likely stage – a deliberate move by William and Kate, also be a positive influence. reflect Charlotte’s love of the outdoors. One who initially protected them from the spotlight “She has a special bond with her Aunt thing we do know is that birthdays are always but are becoming more relaxed now,” explains Pippa and is surrounded by positive female a fun occasion in the Cambridge household!” ●S

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S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 31 Radicchio salad Serves: 4 2 heads of radicchio Olive oil Salt and pepper 2 large garlic cloves, crushed 2 x 400g tins of haricot beans, drained and rinsed White-wine vinegar 4 tbsp parsley, finely chopped 1 dessertspoon of capers 200g black olives, pitted

Bon appétit

Delicious and inspiring garden-to-table recipes from Cathy Gayner, an English cook in France

Broad bean and pea salad Serves: 6 Salt and pepper ● Mix the beans and peas plate with the torn 250g fresh or frozen broad 250g good mozzarella together and, if frozen, mozzarella or the burrata. beans, skins removed or burrata leave them to defrost. ● Cook the Parma 150g frozen peas 6 slices of Parma ham (the ● Pat them dry and mix ham in a hot oven until Handful of mint leaves cheapest you can find) with the mint and lemon it is very crispy. Then Zest of 2 lemons or pancetta zest, garlic, some olive oil crumble it up and scatter 1 garlic clove, crushed 50g shelled pistachios, and seasoning. it and the pistachios all Olive oil toasted and chopped ● Arrange on a serving over the top of the salad.

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and roughly chopped them to a serving dish. (don’t use ready-pitted ● Drizzle over some olives as they seldom olive oil and season. taste as good as they ● Stir the garlic into the should) beans and season 100g Parmesan, shaved generously. Add 4 tablespoons of olive oil ● Cut each radicchio and then vinegar, to taste. into 8 segments, trying ● Add the parsley, capers to keep each bit and olives to the beans attached to the core. and spoon the mixture ● Cook all the segments around the radicchio. of radicchio on a griddle ● Scatter on the pan until lightly charred Parmesan shavings on each side then transfer and serve.

Chicken stuffed with tapenade Serves: 4 ● Using your fingers, gently Cathy Gayner’s 1 x 100g pot of tapenade separate the skin from the book, Recipes Zest and juice of 1 lemon flesh of the chicken and From Le Rouzet is 1 garlic clove, crushed spoon in the tapenade available for £19.99, 1 tbsp parsley, chopped mixture. Ideally, push it down including p&p, from 1 good chicken both the breast and the legs. cathygayner.com. Salt and pepper This is fiddly, but not difficult. ● The cover price will 1 tbsp olive oil Season the skin and pour be donated to Age Mashed potato over the oil and lemon juice. ● Unlimited, a charity Green salad (optional) Roast at 180°C fan/gas that supports the mark 6 for 20 minutes per disadvantaged and ● Mix the tapenade 500g, plus 20 minutes extra. ● vulnerable, whether with the lemon zest, Serve with mashed potato elderly or young.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 37 Outside edge Brighten up your outdoor space this summer with our gorgeous alfresco ideas

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S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 41 Alan Titchmarsh

Beetroot is easy to grow and takes up Camellias little space need plenty of iron

Fork over beds and borders and work in some good, general fertiliser

Now’s the time to revive your soil, sow vegetables and plant dahlias, says Alan Ready, steady, arden soil can be in improvement in condition and the using a special rose feed with Sow your veg patch poor condition after “thickening-up” effect. added magnesium, which helps This is the ideal time to sow veg the winter months Fruit trees, bushes and bring out the best in the flowers you’ll be picking throughout have washed away canes also benefit from a good and toughens up the foliage. summer and autumn. Hoe off many of its nutrients. start-of-the-season feed, so use A specialist feed is also any weeds and rake them up, GSo one of the first jobs to do, now the same general fertiliser for advisable for lime-hating plants then fork the soil over, sprinkle that the weather has warmed up, those too. They will need extra such as rhododendrons and on general fertiliser, rake finely is to get the soil up to scratch. potash to encourage flowering camellias – this contains the and you’re ready to sow. Feed beds and borders with and fruiting (half an ounce per extra iron they need, and liquid Things to sow now include any good general fertiliser. square yard). If they are growing formulations are available for carrots, lettuces, spring onions, Sprinkle it by hand all over the in beds, sprinkle the feed evenly plants grown in pots. spinach, Swiss chard, leeks and soil, applying it right underneath all over the surface of the soil. If you grow fruit or all-year- beetroot, along with annual herbs shrubs and round the base of But where you have individual round shrubs in containers, such as parsley and chervil. climbers, perennials and trees growing in a lawn, apply they’ll also be ready for a good Sow sparingly, since fresh clumps of bulbs. their feed in a circle, covering feed. In this case, it’s best to seeds germinate well, then Trickle a line of fertiliser along the area underneath their entire use liquid tomato feed and apply you’ll make every seed count. the base of all your hedges – canopy of branches. as liberally as you would with When seedlings come up, they’ll be feeling fairly starved This same “cocktail” is a good a normal watering. let them grow about an inch after this winter and spring is the late-spring feed for clematis, And if you really want to give high before thinning them out perfect time to feed them. It’ll which is a greedy plant and plants a treat, on top of their (check the backs of the packets make them grow greener and also appreciates extra potash. normal May feed give them a for full instructions). stronger – which may mean a You could use the same dose of diluted liquid seaweed Find a spare corner to make little more clipping than usual, mixture for roses if you want to extract, which provides all sorts a seedbed, with specially

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S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 43 Top f i ves Charlotte Heathcote Fiction 1. Hamnet by Maggie O’Farrell (Tinder Press, £8.99) 2. Shuggie Bain by Douglas Stuart (Picador, £8.99) 3. The Midnight Library by Matt Haig (Canongate, £8.99) 4. The Sentinel by Lee & Andrew Child (Corgi, £8.99) 5. The Silent Wife by Karin Slaughter (HarperCollins, £8.99) Non-fiction 1. Healing Is The New High by Vex King (Hay House, £12.99) 2. Working Hard, Hardly Working by Grace Beverley (Hutchinson, £16.99) 3. Pinch Of Nom Quick & Easy Kay Featherstone & Kate Allinson Daughters of destiny (Bluebird, £20) 4. What I Love About You Extraordinary novels about life-changing decisions (Templar, £20) 5. Five Minute Mum: – and the women who have to face making them Time For School Listening Still ***** for the opportunity to take on the business. by Daisy Upton by Anne Griffin But Jeanie starts to wonder if she really (Penguin, £14.99) (Sceptre, £14.99) wants to stay married, too. She wanted to Ireland’s long line of magical storytellers is run away before, but failed. Is it too late to Children’s further enriched by Anne Griffin, who follows start again? When All Is Said 1. Dog Man: Mothering Heights her poignant debut with Anne Griffin explores the tension between by Dav Pilkey another outstanding read. instinct and duty in a powerful, moving (Scholastic, £10.99) Masterson Funeral Directors is a novel, deftly weaving the strands of the 2. Rowley Jefferson’s flourishing undertakers in a small Irish town. story to create a masterpiece that lingers Awesome Friendly It was founded by Jeanie Masterson’s long in the memory. Spooky Stories grandfather and is successful largely because Edward Argyle by Jeff Kinney (Puffin, £12.99) she has an extraordinary gift inherited from 3. They Both Die At The End her father. She is able to hear the recently Great Circle **** by Adam Silvera dead and give voice to their final thoughts, by Maggie Shipstead (S&S Children’s, £7.99) wishes and secrets. (Doubleday, £14.99) 4. Fall Off, Get Back But she is still dogged by doubts about This enthralling novel stars two charismatic On, Keep Going the choice she made on leaving school 17 heroines whose stories unfurl across by Clare Balding & Jessica years earlier. She longed to move to London two timelines – Prohibition America and Holm (Wren & Rook, £9.99) with her photographer boyfriend but felt contemporary Hollywood. As both women 5. What The Ladybird obliged to join the family business instead. fight against limitations to work out where Heard At The Seaside Then her parents announce they plan to their destinies lie, their stories are epic in by Julia Donaldson retire, leaving Jeanie in charge. This comes sweep, but intimately engaging. & Lydia Monks as a shock and her doubts resurface with a At the heart of the novel is Marian Graves, (Macmillan Children’s, £6.99) vengeance. She is comfortably, if unexcitingly, an adventurous aviatrix who fights for her married to her co-worker Niall, who is grateful right to fly in a world that wants to keep

44 S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 BOOKS Truth and consequences women firmly on the Lose yourself in a great story from our pick of paperback fiction ground. Marian spends her childhood running Small Pleasures The Pull Of The Stars wild with her twin by Clare Chambers by Emma Donoghue brother, but is bowled (W&N, £8.99) (Picador, £8.99) over by two barnstormer It’s 1957 and journalist Jean, This eerily timely read set pilots and their 39, leads a lonely life with her during the Spanish flu biplane tricks. demanding mother. Then, pandemic in 1918 Dublin So she makes it her Gretchen Tilbury contacts the captures 48 hours in the life of mission to learn to fly. In newspaper claiming her nurse Julia Power. She runs a short order, she takes 10-year-old daughter is the makeshift maternity ward for lessons, weathers a bad result of a virgin birth. As Jean women who have caught “the marriage to a bootlegger, investigates, she becomes part grip” and must deliver babies survives the Second of the family and charming, in quarantine in a repurposed World War and takes to courteous Harold, Gretchen’s supply cupboard. It’s a gripping the air as if it were her husband, makes her wonder if account of Julia’s blood, sweat natural habitat. happiness is within her grasp. and tears as she strains to In the contemporary It’s a glorious story where save her patients, and fans of storyline, actor Hadley powerful emotions and awful Call The Midwife will relish the Baxter takes the role of revelations are treated with true-to-life accounts of labour. Marian in a film about a dignity that makes them all Lija Kresowaty her disappearance on the more devastating. a flight to the Antarctic. Eithne Farry Because Of You While distancing herself by Dawn French from online outrage Home Stretch (Michael Joseph, £8.99) at her romantic life – she cheated on her by Graham Norton Two women give birth on the co-star boyfriend on a fantasy franchise – she (Coronet, £8.99) same ward – Hope, a cleaner, immerses herself in research and rediscovers On the eve of a wedding in with her gentle boyfriend Isaac, her passion for acting in the process. 1987, Connor Hayes crashes and Anna, with her arrogant, Great Circle tells a gorgeous, soaring story his car. The bride and groom cheating MP husband Julius. that takes flight from the very first page. are among his passengers and When her baby is stillborn, Eithne Farry not everyone survives. Connor Hope does something that will is ostracised by the community change both couples’ lives. Surrogate **** in his small Irish town, until he The story moves between the by Susan Spindler flees and ends up living happily aftermath of that night and 18 (Virago, £14.99) in New York as an openly gay years later, when the explosive If your child wanted something more than life man. Then, a chance meeting impact of her actions is finally itself, how far would you go to help? When prompts him to return after felt. Because Of You is a Ruth Furnival’s daughter Lauren is told she 25 years. Graham Norton tale told with warmth by a will never have children, Ruth is desperate invests his story of sorrow storyteller who never takes to help her. But when Lauren starts to with immense warmth. herself too seriously. investigate surrogacy, Ruth decides she Jake Kerridge Rosie Hopegood should be the one who carries the baby. At 54, she is post-menopausal and too old to be offered treatment by most fertility To buy these books, see Express Bookshop on page 69 clinics. But Ruth is not the sort of person to take no for an answer – and is prepared to Special Offer for Express readers do whatever it takes to get what she wants. Get 10% off The Witness by Nicola Tallant (out on Thursday, She thinks she is motivated by altruism RRP £8.99), with offer code F10. Call 01256 590490 or order – but something more complicated is going online at mirrorbooks.co.uk (free P&P on orders over £15). on beneath the surface and Ruth has no idea Joey was just 18 when he became a “ghost” – the youngest-ever person she is about to blow her whole family apart. signed up to the witness protection programme. Groomed into a drug Compulsively readable, Surrogate takes gang at the age of 10, an assassination left him sickened, and he broke an interesting look at the complex and the rigid code of gangland silence. Joey’s evidence led to murder sometimes murky world of surrogacy and convictions against two of Ireland’s most violent drug bosses. But, having raises questions about issues to which there been relocated to England with a new identity, he was left to face the world are no simple answers. alone – and soon realised it was he who had been given the life sentence. Mernie Gilmore

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INTERVIEW My favourite photograph by presenter Gaby Roslin The 56-year-old TV host recalls a memorable holiday in Switzerland with her dearest dad Words by Ellie Kirwin “This picture of he is a dreadful my dad and giggler. I was taken It was lovely five years ago. to be away in We were on the fresh air holiday in and, believe it Switzerland or not, I walked visiting my down the ski husband’s slope when brother everyone else Matt and my was skiing. sister-in-law Mum died 24 Audrey who years ago and live out there. she wasn’t I don’t ski and a skier either. I can’t ski, so I We had was at the top of the mountain never been to Switzerland with my dad Clive and my before but we were excited to oldest child Libbi-Jack, who’s go and see where Matt and not mad about skiing either, Audrey live and all the kids and my husband David and adored spending time together. my youngest Amelie. They’re so lovely, we’re very It was February half-term blessed. Obviously, we haven’t and God the air was clean. seen them in such a long time I remember laughing a lot and now because we can’t travel teasing my dad about not being anywhere at the moment. But able to go on the skis. I was the kids have all been keeping in telling my dad to walk carefully touch by Zoom and catching – we got him in some boots but up on their group chats, too. he couldn’t really walk in them We really do miss them very well [laughs]. Sorry to laugh a lot and miss travelling. but that’s my sense of humour! Matthew and Audrey are very I remember laughing a lot about special – you couldn’t ask for The hardest part of this everybody, he found the first my dad and the idea of him a better sister and brother-in-law. pandemic is not seeing your one very difficult. It was great falling over. I did not want him I would love to go back at some family, but the fact that my having him in our support bubble to fall over, of course, but he point, but my dad, he’s 86, so dad lives one mile away from this time. He’s had both of his kept saying, ‘Stop laughing!’ I think he would struggle to go us is very important. I can keep jabs now so he feels much, and then he giggled because up the mountain. an eye on him. Obviously, during much happier.” ●S the first lockdown we didn’t. But we used to go and stand outside Gaby supports Marie Curie’s ‘I remember laughing in the street and he’d come to Great Daffodil Appeal. Every his front door, and the girls and donation helps Marie Curie’s I would either go skateboarding frontline staff provide vital care a lot about my dad and or play tennis or something in the to more dying people and their street outside just so he could loved ones. Visit mariecurie.org.

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Fear can make us do odd things, but starting on a lie is never a good idea Short story by Jane Fallon

t’s ridiculous that I’m so nervous. that whoever gets there first That my hand is shaking as will get the drinks in. Hugh’s I draw soft black liner round is a bog-standard latte. I like that Imy eyes. I scrub at the line he’s not trying to impress me with a tissue. It’s just a coffee by pretending he wants a chai with a friend. A new friend. It’s flat white. no big deal. What if he doesn’t The plan is to walk as far as like what he sees? the marina and then there are I chastise myself. I’m always possibilities for brunch “if we feel telling Chloe that looks don’t like it”, as I put it in our most matter. That it’s what’s inside that recent communication. We counts. But she’s 18 and spends both know that implied in that far too much time on Instagram, sentence is a get-out clause. so she doesn’t really listen. A point to cut and run. It was her who got me into I scrawl back through our this, by the way. My daughter. communications to remind myself She was worried about going off what we – Hugh and I – have in to university next year and leaving common. What drew us to each me home all alone. other. Family, art, a love of Scandi I drew the line at having her noir. Travelling. Languages. It all help me set up my profile. It was sounds like a list of dating site too exposing, too humiliating to clichés when you spell it out, but have her witness my attempts our conversations are long and to make myself sound interesting. entertaining. Interspersed with Appealing. Like getting all dolled jokes and funny stories. up for the school dance and Recently, we’ve been speaking then sitting on the sidelines on the phone long into the waiting desperately for someone evening. I resisted for a while. to notice you. What if he hated my voice – or It’s a blessing that nothing I his? What if the Hugh in my ear more is expected than a socially didn’t match up to the Hugh in distanced walk. It sorts the men my head? from the boys. Weeds out the Chloe talked sense into me. ones who just want someone to She also made me promise not sit and get drunk with and leaves to use my phone voice. The one those who can be bothered to I apparently bring out for the make a bit of an effort. And no doctor or the bank. but I’ve drawn a line. I’d rather I settle for an outfit I think is one can take offence when I say “Just try and sound like we met face to face, got a true practical but flattering. Straight- I want to meet them in the middle you,” she said. And then, of sense of each other, than be leg jeans rolled up to show bare of the day, in the open air. I’ve course, I couldn’t remember put off by a bad camera angle ankles and my favourite red spent enough years warning how to be natural. It didn’t or harsh lighting. Converse trainers. A soft teal Chloe about stranger danger seem to put him off. His own It’s time. cardigan. Thankfully, it’s bordering to know what’s out there. voice is warm. He always I agonise over what to wear on chilly, even though the sun is So I am meeting Hugh at nine sounds as if he’s smiling. for far too long. He is not going out, so I can top it all with my in the morning outside the café Chloe has been trying to to be critiquing my choices. oversize coat, my comfort

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I give myself one last critical He turns around. Scours the once-over in the hall mirror before people both inside and out, I leave, but sometimes they just looking, I assume, for me. Not do. His face and his voice are making the connection, he takes inseparable in my head. Parts of a seat at a table for two under the same whole. one of the heaters outside. I slow down as I approach Places my coffee carefully in front the steps to the sea front. I need of the other chair. to take a moment, calm my I should just leave. Go home. breathing. I dig my compact out But I need to see it through. of my bag and press powder I need to see if the friendship on to my face which is glowing we’ve built is real. a little too much after the walk. “Hugh?” A Band-Aid on a severed limb, He looks up expectantly. And I think, and almost laugh. A then a tiny frown of confusion pebble to shore up an avalanche. knits across his brow. I’ve been on my own for “It’s me. Anita.” I hook a stray nearly 19 years. Since I found strand of hair behind my ear. out I was pregnant with Chloe, Wait for him to stand or to to be precise. Her dad, my indicate the spare seat, the on-off partner, decided not to waiting cappuccino. stick around. “Ah,” he says eventually. “So I haven’t been on a date since. who’s that in the photos?” Not one. My confidence was I sit down, uninvited. I knew shattered. Chloe became my this was coming, obviously. priority, my everything. I ask “I don’t know who she is. myself again why I’m doing this. Someone on Facebook.” I’m happy as I am. Someone younger. Prettier. Except that’s not true. I’m More obviously appealing to lonely. And I don’t want Chloe a stranger. “I… everything I said to worry about me when she to you was true. It was all me. leaves home. I don’t want to I just didn’t think you’d be be a burden. interested…” And then I see him. It’s “Why not?” he interrupts, unmistakably Hugh. He walks shaking his head. “You’re lovely. right past me without looking, Of course I would have still turns towards the café. I catch wanted to get to know you.” my breath. He’s here. He’s real. For a moment my heart soars. He’s… him. It’s going to be OK. But then he I’m stunned that he’s exactly shakes his head. “There’s no like his photos. I just assumed he point starting on a lie, Anita. would be lying about something. Where is there to go from there? Maybe knocking off a few years I’ve just been burnt too many or a few pounds. times. No lies. We even said I follow before I can talk that, didn’t we?” myself out of it. I nod. We did. But it was He’s standing in the queue. already too late by then. I want I hover about, wondering whether to explain. It wasn’t deception, I should wait till he’s been served it was insecurity. Fear. I can’t or try to negotiate my introduction believe I’ve been so stupid. around him placing his order. “I’m sorry,” he says, standing in a low ponytail. Probably too fine lines round his eyes showing I decide to wait, watching him up. “I hope you find someone.” much make-up, but I feel he’s quick to laugh. with my heart in my mouth. You I take a sip of my coffee as powerless to take any of it off. What if it’s not him? What if can tell a lot about a person from he walks away. I don’t watch For a moment I think about that face belongs to a random the way they act when they don’t him leave. ● S cancelling. Sending him a stranger he’s found on the know they’re being observed. message to say I’m ill or I have internet? What if the man I’ve He’s polite to the boy behind the Jane Fallon’s new a work emergency. I’m not sure been thinking about for the past counter. Smiles his thanks. novel Worst Idea Ever I can do this. month is actually someone else? His voice is so familiar the (Penguin, £12.99) is I think about Hugh’s face in the It’s all very well to preach that idea that we’ve never met out now. See Express photos he’s sent. Kind. Open. The looks don’t matter, I think as seems unthinkable. Bookshop on page 69.

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Ian Wright: Home Truths Thursday, 9pm, BBC One In the past year, 1.6 million women across the UK experienced domestic abuse and in 90% of those cases there’s a child present. EastEnders Monday, Tuesday, Thursday Ex-footballer Ian Wright investigates and Friday, BBC One the effects of growing up in a She’s already an acclaimed star of stage and screen, psychologically abusive and violent but Gwen Taylor is ticking off another acting milestone EastEnders home. He meets people who experienced – by joining the cast of . The 82-year-old Duty Free Corrie domestic abuse during their childhood actress, known for her roles in , and Heartbeat and confronts his own past. , arrives in Albert Square this week as An emotional scene sees Ian visit his Stuart and Callum’s nan Violet Highway – a classic childhood home and he opens up about Walford matriarch who doesn’t take any prisoners. the psychological abuse he faced from Hugely protective of her grandsons, it’s fair to say his mother. Grateful for his own family NEW their respective partners Rainie Highway and Ben life, he takes steps to try to forgive her. Mitchell are in her firing line, as she soon makes mincemeat out of them with her wit and feisty attitude.

S MAGAZINE ★ 2 MAY 2021 51 BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 7.55 Match of the 6.05am The Edible Garden (R) 6.35 6.00am CITV 8.25 ITV News 8.30 6.15am Mike & Molly (R) 6.55 The King Day (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Britain in Bloom (R) 7.05 Martin & Roman’s Weekend of Queens (R) 7.40 The Big Bang Show 10.15 Politics England 10.45 Gardeners’ World (R) 8.05 Best! 9.25 Australia with Theory (R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch. Sunday Morning Stories. Tales Countryfile (R) 9.00 Landward Julia Bradbury (R) 9.50 Love With guests Gareth Thomas, of faith. 11.15 Pilgrimage: The 9.30 Beechgrove 10.00 Saturday Your Garden (R) 10.50 Alan Katie Piper, Sarah Hadland, Road to Santiago (R) 12.15pm Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Rick Titchmarsh: Spring into Summer. Susannah Fielding, Samson Bargain Hunt (R) Stein’s India (R) 12.30pm Great With guest Twiggy. (R) 11.15 Kayo and Stewart Lee. 1.00 BBC News; Weather British Menu. The two highest Ainsley’s Food We Love (R) 12.30pm The Simpsons (R) 1.15 Songs of Praise Worship. scoring chefs from Northern 12.25pm Game of Talents With Joel 2.50 27 Dresses (2008/12) A single 1.50 Points of View (2/20) Ireland go head-to-head. (R) Dommett and Oti Mabuse. (R) woman acting as a bridesmaid 2.05 Escape to the Country (R) 1.00 Snooker: The World 1.30 ITV Racing: Live from at her sister’s wedding struggles 3.05 Bill (2015/PG) Historical comedy, Championship Coverage of the Newmarket Coverage of to hide her love for the groom. starring Mathew Baynton opening session of the final at the 3.40 Qipco 1000 Guineas Romantic comedy, starring and Helen McCrory. ★★★ the Crucible Theatre, where the Stakes from Newmarket. Katherine Heigl, James Marsden 4.35 Dynasties Documentary. (R) first eight frames of the match 4.00 You’ve Been Framed! Goes and Malin Akerman. ★★★ 5.35 BBC News; Regional News take place. Ronnie O’Sullivan LARGE Harry Hill narrates. 4.55 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It 6.00 Countryfile (18/52) John took early control over Kyren 5.00 In for a Penny In Cambridge. (R) or List It Kirstie Allsopp and Craven celebrates 50 years as Wilson last year and recorded 5.30 The Chase Celebrity Special (R) Phil Spencer meet a couple a BBC presenter and the 1250th the first century of the 6.30 ITV News; Weather in Northamptonshire. (R) episode of Countryfile. match in the seventh frame. 6.45 Regional News; Weather 6.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. 7.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona 6.00 Down the Mighty River 7.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 6.30 Escape to the Chateau Bruce hosts a special episode with Steve Backshall In the Ben Shephard hosts as Richard With no guests to entertain reflecting on the aftermath conclusion of the two-part Madeley, Sheila Ferguson and at the chateau, the overhaul of of the Second World War programme, the naturalist Mark Wright answer questions the orangery continues, and all filmed at Coventry Cathedral. travels down the Baliem River’s to win turns on an arcade-style the family come together to 8.00 Call the Midwife (3/7) Dr lower gorge, one of the most machine in the hope of build an open kitchen and Turner and Sister Hilda are both dangerous stretches of white winning £20,000 for charity. create a pop-up restaurant. (R) bewildered and concerned by a water in the world surrounded 8.00 Skyfall (2012/12) James 7.30 Formula 1 Portuguese patient’s unexplained symptoms, by jagged rock walls. His Bond pursues a mysterious Grand Prix Highlights and try to get to the bottom of exploration of the jungle leads criminal mastermind who has Steve Jones is joined by David her ill health before it impacts to an encounter with a tribe orchestrated a terrorist attack Coulthard to present action her pregnancy. A woman that has had little contact on MI6 headquarters and from the Algarve International expecting her third child is with the outside world. (R) exposed the identities of Circuit in Portimao. Mercedes’ worried about her weight gain 7.00 Snooker: The World undercover agents around the Lewis Hamilton recorded the and turns to Lucille for support. Championship Coverage world. The trail leads to a rogue 92nd victory of his career 9.00 Line of Duty (7/7) With time of the second session of the former operative who has a here last year, taking the running out, AC-12 attempt to final at the Crucible Theatre in personal vendetta against the all-time record from Michael unmask H, the fourth individual Sheffield, where nine frames are intelligence organisation’s leader Schumacher in the process, commanding the network of scheduled to take place. Kyren M – who is also facing calls to and he is likely to be the man corrupt officers behind the Wilson enjoyed his best session retire. Sam Mendes directs the to beat once again, though murder of Gail Vella. However, of last year’s showpiece match 23rd instalment in the spy the challenging nature of sinister and powerful forces against Ronnie O’Sullivan at this franchise, starring Daniel Craig the track meant and ample appear intent on orchestrating stage, reducing the deficit by a as 007, with Javier Bardem overtaking opportunities a cover-up. Adrian Dunbar stars. frame to trail 10-7 overnight. and Judi Dench. ★★★★★ meant anything could happen. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Michael Palin’s Himalaya: 10.40 ITV News; Weather 10.00 Pet Sematary (2019/15) 10.30 Match of the Day 2 Mark Journey of a Lifetime The 10.55 The Millennium Dome Premiere. A family’s lives are Chapman reviews the day’s comedian and explorer revisits Heist with Ross Kemp The changed forever when they Premier League action, including his fifth travel series, an epic nine-month game of cat-and- move to a small town where a Manchester United v Liverpool journey across the world’s mouse between police and a burial ground resurrects dead at Old Trafford. Plus, Newcastle highest mountain range that was criminal gang intent on stealing pets. Horror, starring Jason United v Arsenal and Tottenham the fulfilment of a boyhood diamonds worth £350m from Clarke, Amy Seimetz and Hotspur v Sheffield United. dream inspired by the 1953 the Millennium Dome in John Lithgow. ★★★ 11.40pm The Women’s Football Show ascent of Everest by Hillary and London in November 2000. (R) 11.55pm Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Reshmin Chowdhury presents Tensing. Beginning in the famous 11.55pm And Finally – With Trevor USA Mill Street Bistro proprietor Joe highlights including Tottenham Khyber Pass, he travels through McDonald The broadcaster revisits Nagy slips back into his old ways. (R) Hotspur v Chelsea and Everton v Pakistan and India, ascends into more quirky news stories from the 12.45am Heineken Champions Cup Arsenal. 12.10am This Is My House. Bill Nepal and Tibet to reach News at Ten archives, catching up with Rugby: The Big Tackle. Semi-final Bailey, Emily Atack, Judi Love, Jamali Everest base camp itself. (R) a man who turned his lounge into a action, featuring Toulouse v Bordeaux Maddix and guest Katie Piper try to 11.30pm Heroes Double bill. Peter tries replica of the Starship Enterprise. (R) Begles and La Rochelle v Leinster. 1.40 guess which is the real owner of a to warn Emma about Samuel; Claire 12.55am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 2.30 property in South East London. Last in learns the dark secrets of Noah’s past. Extra. Entertainment news. 3.15 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R) series. (R) 1.10 Weather for the Week (R) 12.55 Question Time (R) 1.55 Holby ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am 3.25 Ackley Bridge 5.40-6.00am Ahead 1.15-6.00am BBC News City (R) 2.35-6.00am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Sunday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 2point4 Children MAY 2 7.55 David Jason: My Life on Screen 9.00 Only FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Fools and Horses. Fourteen episodes. 8.20pm 6.00am Milkshake! Children’s shows. Dad’s Army 9.00 All Round to Mrs Brown’s. With Geri Horner. 10.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys. 10.05 SpongeBob SquarePants Double bill. 11.40 Bottom. Double bill. 1.00am 10.15 The Loud House Cartoon. (R) The Young Ones. Double bill. 2.40 Inside No 9. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.30 Entertainment News on 5 DAVE 111 19 127 10.40 WWE: Raw Highlights Sky FV Virgin 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Timber Kings 8.00 11.30 Friends Four episodes. (R) American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. 1.30pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Double bill. 10.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 11.00 Fast Justice 12.00noon Secrets of the Supercars Landlords Double bill. (R) 1.00 Top Gear: Ambitious but Rubbish. Double 3.30 Ben Fogle: Make a New Life bill. 3.00 Would I Lie to You?. Triple bill. 5.00 in the Country Double bill. James May’s Cars of the People 6.00 Fast Justice 7.00 Secrets of the Supercars 8.00 QI XL 9.00 A woman who wants to live Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 10.00 off the land on her own small Live at the Apollo 11.00 Mock the Week 11.40 farm; a couple who want to Would I Lie to You? 12.20am Taskmaster 1.25 open their own brewery. (R) Have I Got a Bit More News for You 2.30 Mock the Week 3.00 Brojects in the House. Call the Midwife, BBC One, 8pm 5.30 5 News Weekend Headlines. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 5.40 Secrets of the Cadbury Factory 143 20 130 ★★★ 8.10 DRAMA Sky FV Virgin BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Happily (2021/15) Premiere. Dark The story of a business that 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 The Bill. Four episodes. romantic comedy, starring Joel McHale. ★★★ 7.00pm Revolution and Romance: Musical 10.00 started out making cocoa 11.05 Call the Midwife. Triple bill. 3.30pm 8.00 An American Pickle (2020/12) Comedy, Masters of the 19th Century BBC Young starring Seth Rogen. ★★★ 11.50 Cosmic Sin and drinking chocolate. (R) Catherine Cookson’s A Dinner of Herbs 6.40 Call Musician 2020. The three finalists perform at the Midwife 8.00 Miss Marple. A forthcoming 10.00 (2021/15) Sci-fi thriller, starring Frank Grillo and Bridgewater Hall, Manchester. Between ★★★ 1.35am ★★ murder is announced in the local newspaper. the Lines. Double bill. 11.40 Motherland. Six Bruce Willis. The Call (2020/15) 7.00 Caravan Holidays with 11.25 Silent Witness 1.40am The Heart Guy. 2.40-3.40am 3.30 Dead Water (2020/15) ★★ 5.20-7.10am episodes. Revolution and Romance: ★★★ Shane Richie The actor Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Musical Masters of the 19th Century Golden Arm (2020/15) visits a vast campsite in North YESTERDAY 155 26 129 FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Yorkshire, overflowing with Sky FV Virgin SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 6.00am Medieval Dead. Double bill. 8.00 Planet 6.00am 7.00 11.00am A Shot in the Dark (1964/PG) ★★★★ Hour of Power Madagascar: A Little 1.10pm ★★★ 3.20 amenities. Shane’s son arrives Earth. Triple bill. 11.00 NEW Railway Murders. Six Wild 7.25 Where’s Wally 7.50 Trolls: Trollstopia The Perfect Catch (2005/PG) with his band to perform as episodes. 5.00pm Great British Railway Journeys. 8.15 8.40 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000/12) All Hail King Julien Dawn of the Croods ★★★ the site’s entertainment. (R) Six episodes. 8.00 ’Allo ’Allo!. Triple bill. 10.00 9.05 Modern Family. Four episodes. 11.00 The Comedy sequel, starring Eddie Murphy. Bangers and Cash. Triple bill. 1.00am Viking Dead. 12.00noon 5.20 Paddington (2014/PG) Family comedy, Simpsons. Double bill. Magnum P.I. ★★★★ 7.10 8.00 Bargain Loving Brits by the Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 1.00 Hawaii Five-0. Triple bill. 4.00 The Simpsons. starring Hugh Bonneville. Table 19 (2/6) Holidaymakers Mick 6.50 FILM (2017/12) Comedy, starring Anna Kendrick and Sea ITV2 118 6 115 Six episodes. The Divergent Series: ★★★ 9.00 and Joanne from the Midlands Sky FV Virgin Insurgent (2015/12) Sci-fi adventure sequel, Craig Robinson. Independence Day: 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Double bill. starring Shailene Woodley and Kate Winslet. Resurgence (2016/12) Sci-fi adventure, starring fall for Scarborough’s charms on 8.40 Love Bites. Triple bill. 11.40 Dress to Impress ★★ 9.00 FILM Jeff Goldblum. ★★ 11.20 Dog Soldiers (2002/15) Collateral (2004/15) Thriller, ★★★★ their first visit, so much so they 12.40pm Catchphrase Celebrity Special 1.45 starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx. ★★★★★ Horror, starring Kevin McKidd. begin considering making a You’ve Been Framed! Presents Top 100 Shockers 11.15 Portuguese F1 Grand Prix Hlts. Portuguese 1.30-3.55am High-Rise (2015/15) ★★★★ 2.45 permanent move. In Skegness, You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. Grand Prix. 12.15am SEAL Team 1.15 The Blacklist TALKING PICTURES 3.45 FILM Chicken Run (2000/U) Animated 2.10 3.05 S.W.A.T. Brit Cops: Rapid Response 328 81 445 John Nuttall, his ex-wife comedy, with the voices of Mel Gibson and Julia 4.00-6.00am The Real A&E. Four episodes. Sky FV Virgin Michelle and their 14-year-old Sawalha. ★★★★ 5.30 FILM Shrek 2 (2004/U) 6.00am The Great Milk Bottle Mystery 6.10 One daughter Thalia welcome a new Animated adventure sequel, with the voice of SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Jump Ahead (1955/PG) ★★★ 7.30 Flight to Mars Mike Myers. ★★★★ 7.15 FILM Liar Liar (1997/12) 6.00am Urban Secrets. Four episodes. 10.00 (1951/U) ★★★ 9.00 Black Saddle 9.30 Johnny addition to their donkey family. Comedy, starring Jim Carrey. ★★★★ 9.00 Family Elementary. Five episodes. 3.00pm The Ringo 10.00 Young and Innocent (1937/U) ★★★★ 9.00 Rich House, Poor House Guy. Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Sopranos. Five episodes. 9.00 Mildred Pierce. The 11.40 Teacher’s Pet (1958/U) ★★★★★ 2.00pm Lincolnshire landowner Robert Family Guy. Double bill. 11.45 American Dad!. mother falls for a stranger. 10.15 Mare of Easttown. Pink String and Sealing Wax (1945/PG) Period Double bill. 12.45am The Cleveland Show. Mare questions suspects in a grisly murder case. crime drama, starring Googie Withers. ★★★ Elwes, his wife, and daughter Double bill. 1.45 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 11.25 Six Feet Under. Double bill. 1.45am Get 3.45 A Pair of Briefs (1961/PG) Satirical comedy, swap lives with Yorkshire Double bill. 2.40 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility 3.20 Shorty 3.00-6.00am Urban Secrets. Triple bill. starring Michael Craig and Mary Peach. ★★ 5.30 family Siobhan and Andy ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping The Adventures of Robin Hood 6.00 Upstairs, SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Downstairs 7.00 Press For Time (1966/U) Leckenby and their children. (R) ITV3 119 10 117 Sky FV Virgin Sky 301 Virgin 401 Comedy, starring Norman Wisdom. ★★ 9.00 6.00am On the Buses. Double bill. 6.55 6.35am An American Pickle (2020/12) ★★★ 8.15 The Champions 10.00 Age of Innocence (1977/12) 10.00 Gibraltar: Brits in the Sun Emmerdale 9.40 A Touch of Frost 11.55 Foyle’s Unhinged (2020/15) ★★★ 9.50 Happily (2021/15) Second World War drama, starring David The airport’s radar is turned War. Double bill. 3.55pm Wycliffe. Double bill. ★★★ 11.35 Baby Done (2020/15) ★★★ 1.20pm Warner and Honor Blackman. ★★★ 11.55 The off for maintenance and duty 6.05 Endeavour 8.00 Prince Charles: Inside the Cosmic Sin (2021/15) ★★★ 3.05 Golden Arm Mirror Crack’d (1980/PG) Miss Marple mystery, Duchy of Cornwall 9.00 Inside the Crown: (2020/15) Comedy, starring Mary Holland. ★★★ starring Angela Lansbury and Elizabeth Taylor. manager Daniel Acris has Secrets of the Royals 10.00 Vera 12.00m’t 4.45 Dead Water (2020/15) Thriller, starring ★★★★ 2.00am The Party’s Over (1965/12) ★★★ to deal with the fallout. (R) Coronation Street 2.45 Emmerdale 5.05 Agatha Casper Van Dien. ★★ 6.25 Unhinged (2020/15) 3.50 The Lone Wolf 4.00 Lytton’s Diary 10.55 Britain’s Favourite 80s Christie’s Poirot 5.55-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen Psychological thriller, starring Russell Crowe. 5.00-6.00am The Tom Ewell Show. Double bill. Songs Jenny Powell narrates this look back at the era of Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 6.45-7.00pm Colwyn Bay area – one of Wales’s most popular ITV News Cymru Wales. The latest news reports. seaside resorts, drawing thousands of visitors Bros, Belinda Carlisle and Bomb every year. 9.00 Cefn Gwlad: Dathlu Dai. First the Bass. It was also the time BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 9.00 10.15am Ffit Cymru 10.00 Iaith ar Daith 11.00 Dechrau episode of a series looking back over the life Politics Wales. The latest political news and times of the man known as Dai Jones when Kylie Minogue went 11.15 11.45 Canu Dechrau Canmol 11.30 Ffilmiau Ddoe and debate. Sunday Morning Stories Llanilar, after the village near Aberystwyth from soap icon to pop star. (R) 12.45-1.00pm 12.00noon 12.30 Pilgrimage: The Road to Santiago Yr Wythnos Cerys Matthews a’r where he farms. 10.00 Clwb Rygbi: Super Rugby 1.00 1.30 12.25am Greatest Ever Celebrity Wind Flog It! 4.35 Snowdonia 1890 5.05-5.35 Tudur’s Goeden Faled Trefi Gwyllt Iolo Eryri: Aotearoa. Action from the latest fixures in Ups Amusing pranks. (R) 1.15 The TV Flashback 5.50-6.00pm BBC Wales Today Croeso Nol? 2.30 Y Dref Gymreig 3.25 Ty Gwerin the competition for New Zealand’s Super 21.co.uk Live Casino Show BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: O Bell 4.20 Y Fets 5.15 Ffermio 5.45 Pobol y Rugby teams, featuring Hurricanes v 3.15 7.15 Entertainment News on 5 3.25 World’s 6.00-7.00pm Australia: Earth’s Magical Kingdom. Cwm. Omnibus. Newyddion a Chwaraeon Highlanders and Blues v Chiefs. 11.00-11.35pm Documentary exploring the country’s 7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol. Religious Cymru, Dad a Fi. Wayne and Connagh Howard Most Scenic River Journeys (R) 4.15 mesmerising wildlife and how creatures magazine programme featuring song and hope to get a good catch near Saint Tudwal’s Now That’s Funny! (R) 5.05 Nick’s have adapted to survive in the human worship. 8.00 Cynefin. Heledd Cynwal, Iestyn Islands, row a boat on Llyn y Dywarchen and Quest (R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) environment. Narrated by Barry Humphries. Jones and Sion Tomos Owen tour around the swim with some of the Bardsey Island seals. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 NEW Rip Off 6.00am Dom Digs In (R) 6.45 Money 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) Britain. Green schemes that for Nothing (R) 7.30 Inside 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond have fallen foul of the mortgage the Zoo (R) 8.30 The Week in 10.00 This Morning A mix of celebrity (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape providers. 10.00 Homes Under Parliament. Political news. 9.00 chat and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 the Hammer (R) 11.00 Dom BBC News at 9 10.00 BBC News Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Steph’s Packed Lunch Digs In 11.45 NEW Close Calls: 1.00pm Snooker: The World interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm 2.10 Countdown With Jay Rayner. On Camera. A tree falls onto Championship Coverage of the 1.45 Regional News; Weather a car. 12.15pm Bargain Hunt third session of the final, as the 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 1.50 The Secret Life of Pets (2016/U) 1.00 BBC News; Regional News players face a potential eight Animated adventure, featuring 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Road A visit to the Cote d’Azur. 1.30 Impossible Quiz show. (R) frames in the tournament at the the voice of Louis CK. ★★★ Trip 2.15 Garden Rescue (R) Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. 5.00 Four in a Bed From Jockhead Ronnie O’Sullivan dominated 3.30 Tenable Five workmates from Holiday Cottages in Burgh le 3.00 Escape to the Country A family Devon take part in the quiz. want a new home in Shropshire. last year’s corresponding session Marsh, Lincolnshire. (R) against Kyren Wilson, losing the 4.30 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. (11/20) 5.30 Beat the Chef A former 3.45 Money for Nothing first frame before winning seven 5.35 The Chase Contestants Karen, fighter pilot faces chef Mark 4.30 The Repair Shop (R) in a row to take a 17-8 lead. Joe, Nav and Sarah take part. Sargeant in a culinary contest. 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 6.25 ITV Evening News; Weather 6.00 The Simpsons Animation. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Regional News Games Samira Ahmed, Dom 6.45 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Tony is concerned 6.25 Party Election Broadcast Joly, Angela Rippon and John 6.50 Party Election Broadcast about Diane, but she tries 6.30 Garden Rescue (R) Robins test their trivia skills. (R) By the Conservative Party. to put his fears to rest. (R) 7.00 The One Show Live topical 6.30 Great British Railway 7.00 Emmerdale Moira and Cain 7.00 Channel 4 News reports, with Alex Jones. Journeys (6/15) Michael Portillo set a plan in motion, and Charity 7.30 Jamie: Keep Cooking 7.35 Fawlty Towers An abrasive explores East Anglia between gives Mackenzie a warning. Family Favourites woman comes to stay at the wars, beginning at Sutton 7.30 Coronation Street Harvey’s Jamie Oliver prepares spiced the hotel – and is soon on Hoo, where archaeologists heavies watch Carla and Peter cauliflower rice pie and a a collision course with its discoverd a 27-metre-long meet in a car park, and Abi’s vegetable curry, as well as a equally offensive proprietor. (R) Anglo-Saxon ship in 1939. day goes from bad to worse. hot, filled sandwich with a 8.05 EastEnders Whitney believes 7.00 Snooker: The World 8.00 Alan Titchmarsh: Spring salmon fillet, jalapenos and Ben was involved in Kush’s Championship Coverage into Summer Darcey Bussell Cajun spice. Last in series. death, Mitch and Karen feel as of the fourth and concluding joins Alan to talk about bringing 8.00 How to Save a Grand in 24 if they are being accused and session of the final at the dance back to the nation this Hours (2/4) A couple from Linda struggles to keep out Crucible Theatre, Sheffield, summer, while carpenter Wayne Solihull turn over their bank of Nancy’s business. where the first player to reach Perrey creates a garden bar. statements to Anna Richardson 8.30 Sully – Miracle on the 18 frames is crowned champion. 8.30 Coronation Street Sharon for some hard home truths Hudson (2016/12) Clint This session lasted just 11 calls Harvey’s heavy with details about their spending since they Eastwood’s fact-based drama, minutes in 2020, with Ronnie of Leanne’s hideout, and Nina were both put on furlough. starring Tom Hanks as pilot O’Sullivan quickly winning the mentions to Asha that she saw 9.00 Baby Surgeons: Delivering Chesley ‘Sully’ Sullenberger, one frame he needed to secure Corey openly flirting with Kelly. Miracles Three expectant who rose to fame in January an 18-8 victory. The triumph was 9.00 Beat the Chasers mothers face dangerous 2009 when he safely landed The Rocket’s sixth world title, Contestants take on a team complications in their US Airways Flight 1549 in New putting him one behind Stephen consisting of Mark Labbett, pregnancies, and have to York’s Hudson River after the Hendry and level with Steve Anne Hegerty, Shaun Wallace, decide whether they are plane lost all engine power Davis and Ray Reardon on the Jenny Ryan and Darragh Ennis willing to undergo pioneering shortly after take-off. ★★★★ all-time modern-day list. hoping to win big money. but potentially risky surgery. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Tulip Fever (2017/15) Premiere. 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Gogglebox The armchair 10.30 Starstruck (2/6) Three months An artist falls for a married 10.15 Des O’Connor: The critics share their opinions after Jessie fled Tom’s flat, woman while painting her Ultimate Entertainer on what they have been a chance encounter clears the portrait in Amsterdam during A tribute to the longest-serving watching during the week. (R) air. But Tom cannot help but the tulip mania of the 17th- prime time TV host of all 11.05pm 999: On the Front Line listen to outside warnings. century. Historical romance, time, featuring contributions Paramedics help a 24-year-old man 10.50 Eating with My Ex (1/6) starring Alicia Vikander. ★★★ from family and friends, who is having an epileptic seizure in a Ella has to decide whether 11.35pm Bent Coppers: Crossing the and clips of Des’s most supermarket, while an ambulance crew to forgive Tizzy, Margo does Line of Duty The final instalment memorable performances. (R) treats an elderly woman whose nose not know why Felix dumped reveals how, in the late 1970s, 11.10pm Beat the Chasers Contestants will not stop bleeding. (R) 12.10am her, and Archie wants to corruption within the City of London’s from across the UK take on a team Paramedics: Britain’s Lifesavers. Mental salvage a friendship with Molly. CID had grown out of control. Last in of five Chasers. (R) 12.10am All Elite health nurse Jim counsels people who 11.20pm NEW RuPaul’s Drag Race series. (R) 12.40am Countryfile. Helen Wrestling: Dynamite. Hard-hitting are struggling with self-isolation. (R) Down Under Australian and New Skelton is in the Nidderdale Area of action, featuring all of the biggest stars 1.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Zealand drag queens compete to Outstanding Natural Beauty in North on the roster, including Adam Page, (R) 1.55 Couples Come Dine with Me be a Drag Race superstar. 12.15am The Yorkshire. (R) 1.35 Elizabeth Taylor: Chris Jericho, Cody and Jon Moxley. (R) 2.50 The Handmaid’s Tale (R) 3.50 Graham Norton Show. A compilation A Life in Ten Pictures (R) 2.35 Antiques 1.05 Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R) of highlights. (R) 1.05 Weather for the Roadshow. Presented by Fiona Bruce. 3.15 Lingo (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 4.45 The £100k Drop (R) 5.35-6.00am Week Ahead 1.10-6.00am BBC News (R) 3.35-6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point (R) Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Monday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 We Have Been MAY 3 Watching 8.15 Only Fools and Horses. Eight FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 episodes. 5.40pm Dial M for Middlesbrough 7.40 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 The Fast Show. The Ghoul gives a tip. 9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys. 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a Double bill. 11.00 Britain’s Greatest Comedian New Life in the Country (R) 2.15am The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime Catchphrases 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 12.20 Classic House Doctor (R) DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 1.15 Home and Away See 6.30pm. (R) 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Timber Kings 8.00 1.45 Neighbours See 6.00pm. American Pickers 9.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 2018 11.00 Top Gear Vietnam Special 12.40pm 2.15 Morning Show Mysteries: Top Gear Bolivia Special 2.20 James May’s Cars of Mortal Mishaps (2018/PG) the People 3.20 Red Bull Soapbox Race 2018 5.20 Drama, starring Holly Robinson Top Gear Vietnam Special 7.00 Would I Lie to ★★★★ You? At Christmas 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. Peete and Rick Fox. 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 10.00 4.00 Morning Show Mysteries: Taskmaster 11.00 Mock the Week 11.40 Would I Murder on the Menu (2018/PG) Lie to You? At Christmas 12.20am Room 101. Double bill. 1.40 Have I Got a Bit More Old Drama, starring Holly Robinson 2.35 3.20 Peete and Rick Fox. ★★★★ News for You Mock the Week Brojects in the House 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Beat the Chasers, ITV, 9pm 5.45 5 News Update Headlines. DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 6.00 Neighbours When Brent shows 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Birds of a Feather. 8.05 Heartbeat 9.15 That’s My Boy 9.50 George and Colin to question an unlikely suspect. 10.10 up after going missing, Aaron Double bill. 8.20 The Bill 9.25 Classic Holby City and Mildred 10.20 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Your Honor 11.20 Deadwood. Double bill. 1.40am and David lose their tempers. (R) 10.50 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 11.30 Wycliffe 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Get Shorty. Double bill. 4.00 Richard E Grant’s 2.20 Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic Coronation Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am Fish Town 6.30 Home and Away (R) Classic EastEnders. Double bill. Doctor Finlay 3.20 All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Street. Double bill. 3.50 Goodbye Mr Chips 5.55 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Lovejoy 5.25 Fresh Fields 6.00 Waiting for God Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.00 Wycliffe 8.00 Vera 7.00 Cornwall’s Most Scenic 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 10.05 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Bancroft 12.25am Sky 301 Virgin 401 Railway Journey A trip 8.00 The Coroner 9.00 Luther 10.20 New Tricks A Touch of Frost 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping 7.10am Baby Done (2020/15) ★★★ 8.45 Aliens Stole My Body (2020/PG) ★★ 10.20 Cosmic Sin through Devon to the tip of 11.40 Silent Witness 1.50am The Last Post. BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Sky FV / Virgin (2021/15) ★★★ 11.55 Happily (2021/15) ★★★ Cornwall, going back in time 7.00pm River Walks: The Nidd 7.30 The Joy of 1.40pm An American Pickle (2020/12) ★★★ 3.15 to recapture the golden age YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Painting 8.00 Fake or Fortune? 9.00 Mark Pinocchio (2019/PG) ★★★ 5.25 Aliens Stole My of luxury train travel. (R) 6.00am Medieval Dead. Double bill. 8.00 Private Kermode’s Secrets of Cinema: British History Body (2020/PG) ★★ 7.00 An American Pickle Followed by 5 News Update Lives 9.00 Life in the Undergrowth. Five Movies 10.00 Hurricanes and Heatwaves – The (2020/12) ★★★ 8.35 Baby Done (2020/15) episodes. 2.00pm Madagascar. Triple bill. 5.00 Highs and Lows of British Weather. The evolution Comedy. ★★★ 10.25 Cosmic Sin (2021/15) ★★★ 8.00 Traffic Cops PC Chris Ryan’s Great British Railway Journeys. Six episodes. of the weather forecast. 11.00 Rich Hall’s Working 12.05am Happily (2021/15) ★★★ 1.50 Dead Water car is rammed five times while 8.00 The Buildings That Fought Hitler 9.00 for the American Dream 12.30am The Joy of (2020/15) ★★ 3.30 Golden Arm (2020/15) ★★★ War Factories. Double bill. 11.00 Abandoned Painting 1.00 River Walks: The Nidd 1.30 Fake or 5.10-7.25am Pinocchio (2019/PG) ★★★ pursuing a suspected cloned 2.30-3.30am Engineering. Double bill. 1.00am Viking Dead. Fortune? Hurricanes and Heatwaves FILM4 313 14 428 SUV, and PC Nick Lovatt is part Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping – The Highs and Lows of British Weather Sky FV Virgin 11.00am The Return of the Pink Panther (1975/PG) of a team of officers tracking a SKY ONE 106 110 suspected drug-runner after a ITV2 Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 Sky Virgin ★★★ 1.15pm Bee Movie (2007/U) ★★★ 3.05 7.00am Totally You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 6.00am Highway Cops. Double bill. 7.00 Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011/PG) ★★★★ 4.55 Masters car is caught on a police camera. Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street. Double Futurama. Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Life. Double of the Universe (1987/PG) ★★ 7.10 Daddy’s Home Followed by 5 News Update bill. 9.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 10.00 bill. 9.00 The Simpsons. Four episodes. 11.00 The (2015/12) Comedy. ★★ 9.00 Deadpool 2 (2018/15) Catchphrase 10.40 FILM Alvin and the Bachelor King 12.30pm The Simpsons. Triple bill. Action comedy. ★★★★ 11.20 Blockers (2018/15) 9.00 A&E After Dark (8/20) 2.00 4.00 ★★★ 1.20-3.40am ★★ A woman arrives by air Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015/U) Family Premier League’s Greatest Moments Adore (2013/15) comedy sequel, starring Jason Lee. ★★ 12.30pm The Simpsons. Six episodes. 6.45 FILM The TALKING PICTURES ambulance after falling 30ft off Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street. Double bill. Divergent Series: Allegiant (2016/12) Sci-fi a castle wall and is rushed to 2.00 Catchphrase Celebrity Special 3.00 You’ve adventure sequel, starring Shailene Woodley. Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 the CT scanner to check for any Been Framed! Gold 3.30 FILM The Nut Job 2: ★★ 9.00 FILM The Italian Job (2003/12) Crime 6.00am The End of the Road (1954/U) ★★★ 7.35 Nutty By Nature (2017/U) Animated sequel, with thriller remake, starring Mark Wahlberg and A-Bob-In-The-Pound with Tommy Handley 7.40 life-threatening internal injuries, the voice of Will Arnett. ★★★ 5.20 FILM Charlize Theron. ★★★ 11.05 A League of Their Raising the Wind (1961/U) ★★★ 9.30 Overseas while a 68-year-old man is losing Despicable Me 3 (2017/U) Animated sequel, with Own Road Trip: Loch Ness to London 12.05am Press Club – Exclusive! 10.00 Get Some In! 10.30 the voice of Steve Carell. ★★★ 7.05 FILM Uncle Redknapp’s Big Night Out 1.05 The Flight The History of Shippams in Chichester 1954 10.55 a lot of blood after cutting his ★★★ 12.10pm hand on a broken glass at home. Buck (1989/12) Family comedy, starring John Attendant 2.05 The Blacklist 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 The Embezzler (1954/PG) Bank Candy. ★★★ 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American 4.00 Send in the Dogs 5.00-6.00am Road Wars Holiday (1938/U) ★★★ 2.00 Enemy at the Door 10.00 11.30 3.00 Pollyanna 5.00 No Hiding Place 6.00 Interpol Dad! Family Guy. Triple bill. American 108 10.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Dad! 12.00m’t The Cleveland Show. Double bill. SKY ATLANTIC Sky Calling 6.30 Look at Life 6.45 The Girl on the Pier Second Counts A mini- 12.55 FILM Battleship (2012/12) Sci-fi adventure, 6.00am Fish Town 7.00 Elementary. Double bill. (1953/PG) ★★★ 8.00 Gideon’s Way 9.00 The heatwave results in an influx of with Taylor Kitsch. ★★ 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping 9.00 The Wire. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double Chain (1984/PG) Comedy drama, starring Warren bill. 1.30pm Elementary. Double bill. 3.20 Mitchell. ★★★★ 10.55 Spanish Fly (1975/15) patients at Barnsley Hospital, ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.40 The ★★★ 12.40am Twins of Evil (1971/15) ★★★ 2.25 including a 50-year-old man 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Sopranos. Double bill. 7.50 Game of Thrones Svengali (1954/PG) ★★ 4.05 Dick Powell’s Zane who has had an accident 7.00 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 9.00 Mare of Easttown. Phone records lead Mare Grey Theatre 5.00-6.00am The Rogues involving a garden shredder. (R) 11.00pm Ambulance: Code Red Variations Historical romance, starring Alicia Vikander, Anifeiliaid Bach y Byd 4.45 Cacamwnci 5.00 An 11-year-old boy is trapped in the Dane DeHaan and Jack O’Connell. ★★★ Stwnsh: Dreigiau – Marchogion Berc 5.25 ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.45-1.50pm ITV Bernard 5.30 Sgorio 5.55 Larfa 6.00 Parti Bwyd wreckage of a car. (R) 12.00m’t The BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 6.25 6.15pm 6.25-6.30 News Cymru Wales 6.45-6.50 ITV News Wales Beca. The food writer is in Llanarthne. BBC Wales Today Party Darllediad Etholiadol 6.30 Welsh Whisperer – Incredible Hulk Woman: Extraordinary Election Broadcast 7.35-8.05 X-Ray. Rachel at Six 8.00-8.30 Coast & Country. Ruth People. A mother-of-three who has Dodsworth finds out about fell running. 10.15 Ni’n Teithio Nawr. Andrew Walton heads to Treadaway-Williams investigates a handyman Llanrhaeadr, Powys. 6.57 Newyddion S4C stiff-person syndrome. (R) 12.55 with some very unhappy customers. 10.30 Alan Titchmarsh: Spring into Summer. With 7.00 7.45 10.45-11.10pm Heno Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Entertainment News on 5 1.00 The Hayley: Virgin Voter 11.00 Starstruck 11.20 guest Darcey Bussell. Wales on TV 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. The new manager of the 21.co.uk Live Casino Show NEW Eating with My Ex 11.50 NEW RuPaul’s S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Codi Hwyl cafe announces his plans for a different future. 3.00 12.45am 12.30 1.00 1.30 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Friends: Drag Race Down Under The Graham America Heno Cymru, Dad a Fi 8.25 Garddio a Mwy. Sioned Edwards shows Norton Show 1.35-6.00am BBC News Nyrsys 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 how to prune evergreen shrubs. 8.55 double bill (R) 4.00 Now That’s Funny! BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 Pawb a’i Farn. (R) 4.45 Nick’s Quest (R) 5.10 Wildlife 10.00pm This Is My House 11.00pm- 3.05 Clwb Rygbi: Super Rugby Aotearoa 4.00 Betsan Powys chairs a lively discussion show. SOS (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) 12.40am FILM Tulip Fever (2017/15) Premiere. Awr Fawr: Peppa 4.05 Ahoi! 4.25 Sam Tan 4.35 10.00 Y Salon Ar Agor Eto 11.00-11.35pm Codi Pac BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 6.30am Dom Digs In (R) 7.15 Money for 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Nothing (R) 8.00 Gardeners’ 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer 11.00 Dom Digs In World (R) 9.00 BBC News 10.00 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera BBC News 12.15pm Politics Live and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) 1.00 The Super League Show (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.50 Getting the Builders In Sarie interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm Gameshow. 1.45 Doctors Jimmi helps a family and Matthew want to give a 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.10 Countdown struggling with cancer. child’s bedroom a new look. (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun A holiday 1.55 Regional News; Weather bolthole in the Algarve. 2.15 Impossible Quiz show. (R) 2.35 800 Words Drama. (R) 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Road 3.00 Escape to the Country A couple 3.15 Nature’s Microworlds (R) From Cheltenham Racecourse Trip A glampsite in Spain. search for a property in Essex. (R) in Gloucestershire. (R) 3.45 Great Barrier Reef 5.00 Four in a Bed At the Victoria 3.45 Money for Nothing Sprucing up 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) 3.00 Tenable Five university friends Inn in County Durham. (R) a table and a writing bureau. join forces to take part. 5.15 Flog It! A collection of 5.30 Beat the Chef Chris Dickens 4.30 The Repair Shop Items include the series’ best finds. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. challenges Hrishikesh Desai. Second World War binoculars 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 5.00 The Chase Contestants Tracy, 6.00 The Simpsons A crisis brings and two leather boxing belts. (R) Games With Samira Ahmed. (R) Andy, George and Ellie take part. the Simpson and Flanders 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 6.00 Regional News; Weather families closer together. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Regional News (7/15) Michael Portillo continues 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna is looking 6.55 Party Election Broadcast his journey through East Anglia. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather forward to going on a date. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ 7.00 Emmerdale Liam proposes 7.00 Channel 4 News presents the live magazine. Mediterranean Adventure to Leyla. Mandy encourages 8.00 The Great Celebrity Bake 7.30 EastEnders A furious Ben The bikers ride across the Lydia and Liv’s guilt intensifies. Off for Stand Up to demands answers from Callum Balearic islands Menorca and 7.30 Ainsley’s Mediterranean Cancer Noel Fielding and Sandi after his confession. Linda Majorca, sampling the produce Cookbook Chef Ainsley Toksvig welcome comedians speaks to Nancy’s doctor, but and finding out about the Harriott visits the Italian island Lee Mack and Joe Lycett, makes things worse. Vi insists British influence from the 17th of Sardinia. He takes a pasta writer and actor Griff Rhys that Walford is growing on her. century to the present day. (R) masterclass with hosts Erica and Jones, and TV presenter Melanie 7.50 Holby City The cause of 8.00 All That Glitters: Britain’s Alessandro, who teach him how Sykes to the famous tent. (R) Reyhan’s death comes into Next Jewellery Star (4/6) to make a uniquely Sardinian 9.00 The Money Maker (1/4) question, putting Hanssen The five remaining contestants pasta shape called Jiusoni. (R) Entrepreneur and investor Eric and Sahira at breaking point. are tasked to make a pair 8.00 Who Wants to Be a Collins sets out to help 8.30 For Love or Money Kym of identical earrings, before Millionaire? Big-prize quiz in struggling British businesses, Marsh and Ashley John-Baptiste making a gold locket for a client. which another line-up of offering them not only his investigate the case of a man 9.00 Makeup: A Glamorous contestants answer questions expertise but also a game- who thought he had found love History In the final episode, that could change their lives. (R) changing investment designed with a woman who began makeup artist Lisa Eldridge 9.00 Beat the Chasers Anne ‘The to change their fortunes around. making demands for money. (R) explores makeup and glamour, Governess’ Hegerty, Jenny ‘The He begins in Manchester at 9.00 The Syndicate (6/6) The gang in the 1920s. Lisa visits the British Vixen’ Ryan, Shaun ‘The Dark repair and restoration company arrive home, devastated their Film Institute archives to find Destroyer’ Wallace, Mark ‘The Prymo. Lively CEO Jasen says he trip has been for nothing – only out what impact the arrival of Beast’ Labbett and Darragh ‘The has never been busier, but Eric to greeted by an unexpected Hollywood cinema had on the Menace’ Ennis take on more wants to know exactly what has welcome party. Keeley realises development of some of our contestants from across the been keeping him busy as there Jake may still love Georgina. favourite makeup products. country. Bradley Walsh hosts. isn’t enough profit to expand. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Have I Got a Bit More 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Naked Attraction (4/5) 10.45 Glow Up: Britain’s Next News for You Alexander 10.30 Regional News; Weather Seventy-five-year-old naturist Make-Up Star (3/8) The Armstrong guest hosts, with 10.45 The Savoy Staff at the London Ian from North Yorkshire – the hopefuls create looks for comedian and television hotel prepare for Valentine’s show’s oldest ever picker – and award-winning drama The presenter Joe Lycett, and Day, one of the busiest and 30-year-old waitress Kerry journalist Kirsty Wark. (R) Crown, demonstrating their most profitable nights of the from Aberdeen come in search of their perfect partners. knowledge of period make-up. 10.45 Newsnight With Emily Maitlis. year. Restaurant Director Thierry 11.45pm NEW Young, Welsh and 11.30pm Saved By a Stranger The is still reeling from owner 11.05pm The Secret Lives of Slim Bossin’ It A celebration of the stories of ordinary people caught up in Gordon Ramsay’s visit to the People A Manchester man who struggles to put on weight. (R) entrepreneurial spirit among the the biggest events in living memory, Grill, but he gets to work 12.05am young. This opening episode features and an act of humanity from someone Taskmaster. Lee Mack attacks a toy Nanial Jones, who invested all his who changed their lives. Anita Rani re-training his front-of-house vole as the challenge continues. (R) savings into a vintage clothing business. presents. (R) 12.30am Bent Coppers: staff and looking at how he can 1.05 Celebrity Crystal Maze. With Fleur 12.10am Bates Motel. Double bill. Crossing the Line of Duty. Exploring improve his high standards. (R) East, John Thomson and Nina Wadia. Emma and Norman each make a the sleazy underbelly of London’s 11.40pm Beat the Chasers Bradley (R) 2.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares decision about the future; Norma Soho in the early 1970s. (R) 1.30 Walsh hosts. (R) 12.35am Home USA (R) 2.50 Couples Come Dine with uncovers the truth about the Arcanum Greta Thunberg: A Year to Change the Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Winning Me (R) 3.45 How to Save a Grand in 24 Club. 1.35 Weather for the Week World (R) 2.30 Rick Stein’s Cornwall (R) Combination (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen Hours (R) 4.40 The £100k Drop (R) 5.30- Ahead 1.40-6.00am BBC News 3.00-6.30am This Is BBC Two. Previews. 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point. Quiz. (R) 6.00am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Tuesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 2point4 Children 7.40 MAY 4 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.20 Hi-de-Hi! 9.00 Only FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Fools and Horses 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Double bill. 11.00 Keeping Up Appearances 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Only Fools and Horses 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 1.40 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.20 New Life in the Country (R) Dad’s Army 3.00 Keeping Up Appearances 3.40 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime The Good Life 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 12.20 Classic House Doctor (R) Double bill. 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Only Fools and Horses 7.35 Dad’s Army. 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. (R) Double bill. 9.00 The Fast Show. The Deaf Stunt 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Man gets carried away. 9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys. Double bill. 11.00 Absolutely Fabulous 11.40 Peep 2.15 A Prescription for Murder: Show 12.15am Inside No 9 12.55 Mrs Brown’s Boys Hailey Dean Mysteries (2019/ 1.35 Peep Show 2.10 Absolutely Fabulous 2.40 PG) Whodunit, starring Kellie The Fast Show 3.25-4.00am Inside No 9 ★★★ Martin and Viv Leacock. DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 4.00 Rich House, Poor House at 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Timber Kings 8.00 Christmas With families from American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. Farnham and Basingstoke. (R) Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon World’s Most Dangerous Roads 1.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. QI XL 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 Rick Stein’s Spain 4.00 The Syndicate, BBC One, 9pm 5.30 Neighbours Nicolette and World’s Most Dangerous Roads 5.00 Top Gear Chloe enjoy time together. (R) 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Would I Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Mock the 1.15 Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 2.15 Superstore. 3.30 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.40 The 6.00 Home and Away Mac is in Week 10.40 Meet the Richardsons. Jon manages Comedy. 2.40 Don’t Hate the Playaz 3.20 ITV2 Sopranos. Double bill. 7.50 Game of Thrones 3.30-7.00am to wreck the family home. 11.20 Would I Lie to Nightscreen Teleshopping 9.00 Your Honor. Last in series. 10.10 Six Feet critical condition. (R) 12.30am You? 12.00m’t Room 101. Double bill. 1.20 QI XL 119 10 117 Under. Double bill. Ray Donovan 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. ITV3 Sky FV Virgin 1.40 Get Shorty. Double bill. 4.00 Richard E 2.30 Mock the Week 3.00 Brojects in the House 6.00am 3.25 4.00-6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am Fish Town 7.00 Dream Kitchens and Drug Wars Teleshopping 7.00 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.05 DRAMA 143 20 130 Heartbeat 9.15 That’s My Boy 9.50 George and SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Bathrooms with Mark Sky FV Virgin 10.20 11.30 Millar (2/6) The DIY expert 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Birds of a Feather. Mildred Agatha Christie’s Poirot Sky 301 Virgin 401 8.25 9.35 Wycliffe 12.40pm Heartbeat. Rural drama. 1.45 7.25am The Call (2020/15) ★★ 9.20 Say Your Double bill. The Bill Classic Holby City 2.50 helps create a dream country 10.55 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. Classic Prayers (2020/15) ★★★ 11.00 Dead Water cottage bathroom for £2,000 2.15 Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.55 Foyle’s War (2020/15) ★★ 12.50pm Cosmic Sin (2021/15) ★★★ Classic EastEnders. Double bill. Doctor Finlay 5.55 7.00 8.00 in a Leicestershire village, and 3.20 All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy Agatha Christie’s Poirot Wycliffe 2.35 Happily (2021/15) ★★★ 4.25 Aliens Stole My 5.25 6.00 6.40 Midsomer Murders 10.05 Law & Order: UK 11.10 Body (2020/PG) ★★ 6.10 An American Pickle an all-black-and-gold kitchen Fresh Fields Waiting for God 12.30am 2.25 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill of the Bancroft A Touch of Frost ITV3 (2020/12) ★★★ 8.00 Say Your Prayers (2020/15) Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping for £25,000 in Hove, Sussex. comedy. 8.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries ★★★ 9.45 Golden Arm (2020/15) ★★★ 11.30 Followed by 5 News Update 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Silent Witness 1.35am The BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 Cosmic Sin (2021/15) ★★★ 1.15am Pinocchio Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 3.25 ★★★ (4/12) Bill 2.40 The Last Post 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm River Walks: The Severn 7.30 The Joy of (2019/PG) Happily (2021/15) 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet 5.10-6.50am An American Pickle (2020/12) ★★★ Peter Wright is concerned YESTERDAY 155 26 129 Painting 8.00 Yes Minister 8.30 To the Manor Sky FV Virgin 9.00 6.00am 8.00 Born The Violence Paradox. Double bill. FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 about a tawny owl whose eye Monster Ships. Double bill. Private 10.50 Horizon: Is Your Brain Male or Female? Lives 9.00 Impossible Engineering. Double bill. 11.00am The Man from Laramie (1955/U) ★★★★ he removed 18 months ago 11.50 Tales of Winter: The Art of Snow and Ice 1.05pm ★★★★ 3.10 11.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 1.20am 1.50 Millions Like Us (1943/U) and now has a serious problem 12.00noon 1.00 The Joy of Painting River Walks: Carry On Nurse (1959/PG) ★★★ 4.50 Campbell’s Antiques Roadshow Steam Train The Severn 2.20-3.15am The Violence Paradox with its remaining eye, which Britain 2.00 Abandoned Engineering. Double Kingdom (1957/U) ★★ 6.55 Daddy’s Home 2 means its life is in danger. bill. 4.00 Hitler’s Olympics: The Boys of ’36 SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 (2017/12) ★★ 9.00 The Great Wall (2016/12) Followed by 5 News Update 5.00 WW2 – Battles for Europe 6.00 Antiques 6.00am Highway Cops. Double bill. 7.00 ★★★★ 11.05 Elizabeth (1998/15) ★★★★★ Roadshow 7.00 Great Continental Railway Futurama. Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Life. Double 1.30-3.30am One for the Road (2003/18) ★★ 9.00 Our Yorkshire Farm (4/8) Journeys 8.00 Secrets of the Transport Museum bill. 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Send in the Dogs 11.00 TALKING PICTURES The Owens help Swaledale 9.00 Bangers and Cash. Double bill. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii dinnerladies. Triple bill. 1.00am Monster Ships. 3.00 4.00 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Mountain Rescue conduct an Five-0. Double bill. S.W.A.T. Modern 6.00am 6.20 Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Family. Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Jersey in the 1950s South of Panama essential training exercise to 6.30 (1941/U) ★★★ 7.30 Look at Life 7.45 Please Turn ITV2 118 6 115 Futurama. Double bill. The Simpsons. Triple ★★★ 9.30 improve their lifesaving, Sky FV Virgin bill. 8.00 A League of Their Own Road Trip: Loch Over (1959/12) The Adventures of searching and dog-tracking skills 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Ness to London 9.00 The Blacklist 10.00 Robin Hood 10.00 Get Some In! 10.30 The Ghost 8.30 ★★★ 12.10pm on their 2,000-acre hill farm. Emmerdale Coronation Street. Double bill. Intergalactic 11.00 FILM Divergent (2014/12) of St Michael’s (1941/U) Tread 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Sci-fi adventure, starring Shailene Woodley and Softly (1952/PG) ★★★ 1.40 The Way Ahead Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Kate Winslet. ★★★ 1.30am Road Wars 2.00 (1944/U) ★★★★ 3.55 Demetrius and the 10.00 QE2: The World’s Most Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.00 The Ellen Highway Patrol 2.30 SEAL Team 3.30 Road Wars Gladiators (1954/PG) ★★★★ 6.00 Interpol Luxurious Hotel Valentine’s DeGeneres Show 2.50 Love Bites 3.50 Dress to 4.00 Send in the Dogs 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. Calling 6.30 The Net (1953/U) ★★★ 8.00 Gideon’s Day sees two events happening Impress 4.55 Take Me Out 6.00 Celebrity Way 9.00 And Then There Were None (1974/PG) Catchphrase 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 ★★★★ 11.00 Saturday Night Out (1963/12) ★★★ on board the floating hotel – a 7.30 Superstore 8.00 Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 6.00am Fish Town 7.00 Elementary. Double 12.55am The Lost Continent (1968/12) ★★★ 2.35 lavish brunch for 450 in the main 9.00 Family Guy. Five episodes. 11.30 American bill. 9.00 The Wire. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. The Fall of the House of Usher (1950/PG) ★★★ dining room, followed by a Dad! Double bill. 12.30am Celebrity Juice Double bill. 1.30pm Elementary. Double bill. 4.00 Budgie 5.00-6.00am Stagecoach West romantic opera gala dinner. (R) 11.05pm Late Life Lesbians Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C news that forces her to reconsider her future. Documentary following women who a’r Tywydd 12.05 Codi Pac 12.30 Heno 1.15 24 Awr 8.25 Cymru, Dad a Fi. Wayne and Connagh 1.30 Ethioliad ’21: Taswn i’n Brif Weinidog 2.00 Howard go paddle boarding around Ynys have found love later in life with BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 8.55 9.00 10.00am 10.30 11.15 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da Gifftan. Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Armchair Britain Dom Digs In 3.00 3.05 female partners, including 61-year-old 11.45am-12.15pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Cymru Ffit Cymru. As the programme passes the Close Calls: On Camera X-Ray 4.00 4.25 halfway point, Lisa Gwilym reveals whether widow Sally from Sussex and her new 6.30pm 6.55-7.00 Wyllt Gudd Awr Fawr: Helo, Shwmae? BBC Wales Today Party Sali Mali 4.30 Jambori 4.40 Patrol Pawennau 5.00 volunteers Dylan, Lois, Bronwen, Sion and love, Lisa. 12.05am 10 Years Younger in Election Broadcast. By the Welsh Labour Party. Stwnsh: Dennis a Dannedd 5.10 Crwbanod Ninja Leah have achieved their weight-loss targets. 8.30-9.00 10 Days (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Fawlty Towers. An abrasive woman 5.35 Un Cwestiwn 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Natur a Ni. 10.00 Egwyddor Pleser. Olena Sakowicz’s Casino Show 3.00 Entertainment News visits the hotel – and is soon on a collision With bird enthusiast Daniel Jenkins-Jones. 6.25 sister reveals that she was often in Poland on 5 3.10 Friends (R) 4.00 The Railways course with its equally offensive proprietor. Darllediad Etholiadol gan Llafur Cymru. By Welsh at the invitation of Broniszow. In Prague, a 1.35-1.40am Weather for the Week Ahead Labour. 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. Mathew refuses burglar arrested in Milan Siva’s home provides That Built Britain with Chris Tarrant (R) ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV to acknowledge that he has a problem. 6.57 valuable information. 11.05-11.40pm Welsh 4.45 Nick’s Quest (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.25 ITV News Wales Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C Whisperer – Ni’n Teithio Nawr. A visit to (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) at Six 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Kelly receives Pontyberem, Carmarthenshire’s largest village. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 6.30am Dom Digs In (R) 7.15 Money for 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Nothing (R) 8.00 See Hear 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Dom Digs In 8.30 Beechgrove (R) 9.00 BBC 10.00 This Morning Celebrity (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera News at 9 10.00 BBC News chat and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 11.15 Politics Live. Updates. 12.30pm Loose Women Debate. 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00pm Head Hunters Quiz show. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 1.45 Doctors Valerie decides 2.10 Countdown Word game. 1.45 Getting the Builders In (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather whether to leave medicine George and 3.00 A Place in the Sun House for a life in showbusiness. 2.30 800 Words 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal Items Woody still are not talking. (R) hunting on the Costa del Sol. 2.15 Impossible Quiz show. (R) seen in Lincoln include a 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Road 3.15 Nature’s Microworlds Steve diverse assortment of China, Trip Two Britons who have just 3.00 Escape to the Country Backshall explores America’s Jules Hudson searches for a jewellery and ornaments. (R) started a plant nursery in France. Yellowstone National Park. (R) Cambridgeshire home. (R) 3.00 Tenable A team of five family 5.00 Four in a Bed Earlston House 3.45 Money for Nothing (13/20) 3.45 Great Barrier Reef (R) members answer questions Hotel in Paignton, Devon. (R) An old writing bureau. 4.45 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts. (R) about top 10 lists in the quiz. 5.30 Beat the Chef Sophie Michell 4.30 The Repair Shop A Victorian 5.15 Flog It! A collection of finds. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. takes on an amateur cook. firefighter’s helmet is restored 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 5.00 The Chase Contestants Eva, 6.00 The Simpsons Homer promises to its former glory. (R) Games Light-hearted quiz. (R) Jack, Emma and Gary take part. Marge the trip of a lifetime. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Luke tries to deal 6.00 BBC News; Regional News (8/15) A trip to Hertfordshire. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather with some shocking news. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ 7.00 Emmerdale Brenda accuses 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. presents the live magazine show Mediterranean Adventure Faith, Mandy and Sam coach 8.00 Location, Location, featuring a mixture of celebrity The duo explore the culinary Lydia, and Liv is tempted. Location Kirstie Allsopp and chat and stories of interest. delights of southern Spain 7.30 Coronation Street While Abi Phil Spencer help two sets of 7.30 Am I British? – Panorama from Valencia to Torremolinos, and Kevin enjoy their respective house-hunters search north Reporter Greg McKenzie meets enjoying a mud bath and hen and stag parties, Asha and London, including couple young people born or brought flamenco dancing. (R) Summer discover they have Rebecca and Sohail whose up in the UK who say Home 8.00 Great British Menu Chefs been partying in a stolen car. current rental is worth at Office immigration policy treats compete for the North West of 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For the Love least £200,000 more than them as second class citizens. England with canapes, starters of Dogs (5/5) Paul meets more their budget to buy. 8.00 The Repair Shop (3/3) The and fish dishes inspired by dogs struggling to find a home, 9.00 First Dates Hotel A look experts restore a mantle clock in British invention and innovation. including a golden retriever with back at some of the most the shape of a ship, a ceramic 9.00 The Battle for Britney: an incontinence problem and a memorable dates and other night light, a 1960s skateboard Fans, Cash and a border collie with a bad hip. moments from the First Dates and a teddy that accompanied Conservatorship Mobeen 8.30 Coronation Street Roy is Hotel, including the meeting its owner through surgery. Azhar attempts to untangle the stunned to discover that Nina between policewoman Emma 9.00 The Great British Sewing complexities surrounding the sustained several blows and is and carpenter Luke, which Bee (4/10) The sewing controversial conservatorship undergoing an operation. Asha promised to be one of the enthusiasts go global, making Britney Spears has been under reels at the news of the assault. most passionate dates in the a French breton top, for the last 13 years. Mobeen 9.00 Beat the Chasers show’s history. Meanwhile, transforming a sarong into delves into one of the most Contestants from across the UK Darill quickly learns there something else entirely and passionate fan bases in modern take on a team consisting of five are certain things you should creating an outfit inspired by celebrity, even attending a of the Chasers, hoping to win keep to yourself when he sits Mexican artist Frida Kahlo. court hearing along the way. big money. Bradley Walsh hosts. down with single mum Millie. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 QI XL Guests Colin Lane, 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Johnny Vegas: Carry on 10.45 Unsolved: An Alibi for Sarah Millican and Noel Fielding 10.30 Regional News; Weather Glamping (1/4) The comedian Omar? Journalist Bronagh join regular panellist Alan 10.45 Peston Political magazine with enters the glamping business, Munro uncovers new evidence Davies and host Sandi Toksvig Robert Peston, featuring major buying a vintage bus online casting doubt on the conviction to contemplate the theme interviews with MPs, topical with plans to renovate it into a of a man who has spent 19 years ‘numbers’ in this extended guests and cultural figures. posh hotel. The only problem is, in prison for murder. Omar episode of the quirky quiz. (R) 11.40pm Beat the Chasers Jenny ‘The the vehicle is in Malta. All Benguit was jailed for killing 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the Vixen’ Ryan, Anne ‘The Governess’ episodes will be available on All 26-year-old Korean student Shin day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. Hegerty, Shaun ‘The Dark Destroyer’ 4 from 5 May, following the Yong Ok in Bournemouth in 11.30pm The Detectives: Fighting Wallace, Mark ‘The Beast’ Labbett and transmission of this episode. 2002. Now, Bronagh tracks down Organised Crime When a man is Darragh ‘The Menace’ Ennis come 11.05pm Gogglebox TV critiques. (R) some of the witnesses to ask gunned down on a busy residential together to take on contestants from 12.05am Wife Swap USA (R) 12.55 The them what they remember. street in Manchester, a team of across the country. Can any of them Great Garden Revolution (R) 1.50 FILM 11.45pm Boxing: Canelo Alvarez GMP detectives race to identify the come out on top? Bradley Walsh No Escape (2015/15) Action thriller, A profile of the boxer. 12.15am I Can masked men responsible. (R) 12.30am hosts. (R) 12.30am Home Shopping starring Owen Wilson and Pierce See Your Voice. Fleur East joins the See Hear (R) 1.00 Dragons’ Den (R) 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Paul O’Grady: For Brosnan. ★★★ 3.35 Couples Come Dine regular panel on the mystery singing 2.00 Climate Change: Ade on the the Love of Dogs – India (R) 3.40 ITV with Me (R) 4.30 The £100k Drop (R) game show. (R) 1.05 Weather for the Frontline (R) 3.00 Rick Stein’s Cornwall Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am Tipping 5.20 Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) Week Ahead 1.10-6.00am BBC News (R) 3.30-6.30am This Is BBC Two Point. Coin-drop quiz show. (R) 5.50-6.00am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Wednesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.20 Ever Decreasing MAY 5 Circles 7.50 Hi-de-Hi! 9.05 Only Fools and Horses FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 9.45 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 11.45 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Keeping Up Appearances 12.20pm The Good Life 1.00 Only Fools and Horses 1.40 Hi-de-Hi! 3.00 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a New Dad’s Army 3.40 Keeping Up Appearances 4.20 Life in the Country (R) 12.15pm The Good Life 5.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 5 News at Lunchtime 12.20 Double bill. 7.00 Only Fools and Horses 7.40 Classic House Doctor (R) Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 The Fast Show 9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys. Double bill. 11.00 Absolutely 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Fabulous 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am Inside No 9 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 12.55 Mrs Brown’s Boys 1.35 Peep Show 2.20 Absolutely Fabulous 2.50 The Fast Show 3.20 2.15 Killer Secrets (2019/PG) Inside No 9 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Thriller, starring Alyshia Ochse and Zac Titus. ★★★ DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Timber Kings 8.00 4.00 Rich House, Poor House Two American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. Doncaster families swap homes Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. and lives for the week. (R) 12.00noon World’s Most Dangerous Roads 1.00 QI XL 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 Rick Stein’s Spain 4.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. World’s Most Dangerous Roads 5.00 Top Gear 5.30 Neighbours A woman offers Botswana Special 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Would I help to Ned at The Hive. (R) Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI The Great British Sewing Bee, BBC One, 9pm XL 10.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for 6.00 Home and Away Nikau 7.50 You 11.00 Mock the Week 11.40 Would I Lie to ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Sopranos. Double bill. Game of Thrones cannot handle Ryder and You? 12.20am Room 101. Double bill. 1.40 QI 9.00 Gangs of London. Crime drama. 10.10 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 12.40am Chloe’s loved-up state. (R) XL 2.45 Mock the Week 3.15 Brojects in the 7.00 8.05 The Wire. Double bill. Ray Donovan Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 1.45 Get Shorty. Double bill. 4.00 Richard E House. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Heartbeat 9.15 That’s My Boy 9.50 George and 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am The British 143 20 130 Mildred 10.20 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.30 DRAMA Sky FV Virgin Wycliffe 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic 7.00 Mega Volcano: Draining 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Birds of a Feather. SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic Coronation 301 401 the Pacific The dangerous Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.35 Classic Holby City 3.55 5.55 Sky Virgin Street. Double bill. Foyle’s War Agatha 6.50am Aliens Stole My Body (2020/PG) ★★ 8.35 geological forces in the Pacific 10.55 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Christie’s Poirot 7.00 Wycliffe. Detective drama. Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.15 Doctor Finlay Deliver Us from Evil (2020/18) ★★★ 10.40 Golden Ring of Fire, an area infamous 8.00 Endeavour 10.05 Law & Order: UK 11.05 ★★★ 12.30pm 3.20 All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 12.10am 2.10 Arm (2020/15) Say Your Prayers for volcanic eruptions, Bancroft A Touch of Frost ITV3 (2020/15) ★★★ 2.15 Pinocchio (2019/PG) ★★★ 5.25 French Fields 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Last Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping earthquakes and tsunamis. (R) of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 8.00 Judge 4.30 Happily (2021/15) ★★★ 6.20 Aliens Stole Followed by 5 News Update John Deed 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Silent Witness BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 My Body (2020/PG) ★★ 8.05 The Call (2020/15) 1.35am The Bill 2.40-4.00am The Last Post 7.00pm River Walks: The Dart 7.30 The Joy of ★★ 10.00 Deliver Us from Evil (2020/18) ★★★ 8.00 Police Interceptors 12.00m’t Say Your Prayers (2020/15) ★★★ 1.40 155 26 129 Painting 8.00 Digging for Britain 9.00 The 1951 Following police on a manhunt YESTERDAY Sky FV Virgin Festival of Britain: Brave New World 10.00 The Golden Arm (2020/15) ★★★ 3.30 Dead Water for a dangerous suspect, as 6.00am Monster Ships. Double bill. 8.00 Private Treasure Hunters 11.00 Handmade 11.30 Bacchus (2020/15) ★★ 5.20-7.15am The Call (2020/15) ★★ Lives 9.00 Impossible Engineering. Double bill. 12.30am dog-handler Jen and crime- Uncovered: Ancient God of Ecstasy Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 11.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys The Joy of Painting 1.00 River Walks: The Dart FILM4 fighting canine Quantum search 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Steam Train 1.30 11.00am O.S.S (1946/PG) ★★★ 1.15pm Destry The 1951 Festival of Britain: Brave New ★★★★★ 3.05 in the dark for the assailant. Britain 2.00 Abandoned Engineering. Double bill. World 2.30-3.25am The Violence Paradox Rides Again (1939/U) Ministry of Fear (1944/PG) ★★★ 4.50 The League of A crackdown on cannabis 4.00 Hitler’s England 5.00 WW2 – Battles for Europe 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Great SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Gentlemen (1960/PG) ★★★★ 7.05 Walking Out cultivation leads police to Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 VE Day: 6.00am Highway Cops. Double bill. 7.00 (2017/15) ★★★ 9.00 Mission: Impossible – Rogue £500,000 worth of Class B drugs Countdown to Peace 9.00 dinnerladies. Triple Futurama. Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Life. Double Nation (2015/12) Spy thriller sequel, starring Tom farmed in a disused warehouse. bill. 10.55 ’Allo ’Allo!. Triple bill. 12.50am Monster bill. 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Send in the Dogs 11.00 Cruise. ★★★★ 11.40 Total Recall (2012/12) ★★ Ships. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii 1.55-4.00am 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016/12) ★★★★ Followed by 5 News Update 3.00 4.00 118 6 115 Five-0. Double bill. S.W.A.T. Modern 9.00 Here Come the Gypsies! ITV2 Sky FV Virgin Family. Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 TALKING PICTURES Gypsy scrap metal worker John 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Emmerdale 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. bill. 8.00 Rob & Romesh vs Art 9.00 SEAL Team 6.00am All In Good Fun 6.45 The Stars Look finds himself in a tight spot Double bill. 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love 10.00 NEW Bloods. Comedy, starring Jane Down (1940/U) ★★★★ 8.45 The Sky-Bike when the falling price of scrap Bites 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale Horrocks and Samson Kayo. 10.30 FILM (1967/U) ★★★ 10.00 Get Some In! 10.30 Maytime leaves him short of cash to buy 1.00 You’ve Been Framed! Presents Top 100 Collateral (2004/15) Thriller, starring Tom Cruise in Mayfair (1949/PG) ★★★ 12.20pm The March 2.00 2.50 ★★ 2.00 2.30 a special gift for his daughter. Shockers The Ellen DeGeneres Show and Jamie Foxx. ★★★★★ 12.45am A League of Hare (1956/U) Rooms The Missing Love Bites 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.55 Take Me Their Own Road Trip: Loch Ness to London Million (1942/PG) ★★★ 4.10 The Passing Stranger Out Celebrity Special 6.00 Celebrity Catchphrase 1.50 Redknapp’s Big Night Out 2.55 Hawaii Five-0 (1954/PG) ★★★ 5.30 Rooms 6.00 Interpol Calling 10.00 Police Raids: Caught by 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 Superstore 4.00 Send in the Dogs 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. 6.30 Look at Life 6.50 The Edgar Wallace Mystery Surprise Police tackle the 8.00 Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 9.00 Family Guy. Theatre 8.00 Rumpole of the Bailey 9.05 To Die brothers responsible for a Double bill. 10.00 Plebs. Double bill. 11.00 Family SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 For (1994/15) Romantic fantasy, starring Thomas Guy 11.30 American Dad!. Double bill. 12.30am 6.00am The British 7.00 Elementary. Double bill. Arklie. ★★ 11.15 The First Travelling Saleslady major drug-dealing operation Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 1.30 Superstore 2.00 9.00 The Wire. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double (1956/PG) ★★★ 1.00am Checkmate (1935/PG) in south Wales, while sniffer Hey Tracey! 2.55 Totally Bonkers Guinness World bill. 1.30pm Elementary. Double bill. 3.30 ★★★ 2.20 Hyde Park Corner (1935/PG) ★★★ dogs Yoyo and Scamp Records 3.20-3.30am ITV2 Nightscreen Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.40 The 4.00 Callan 5.00-6.00am Target: The Corruptors track illegal cigarettes. (R) 11.05pm Inside the Force: 24/7 Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Goeden Faled. Folk songs Dafydd y Garreg News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Wen and Y Mochyn Du. 6.57 Newyddion Behind the scenes at a Lincoln at Six 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. police station. (R) 12.05am Criminals: BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 10.00-11.00am S4C 6.00am Cyw 11.00 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: Ben a Mark catches Brynmor snooping through Homes Under the Hammer Kath’s belongings. 8.25 Y Byd yn ei Le: Etholiad Caught on Camera. Criminals whose 6.30-7.00pm 7.30-8.00 Mali a’u Byd Bach O Hud 11.10 Shwshaswyn 11.20 BBC Wales Today 11.30 11.45 2021. Guto Harri focuses on the minority acts of lawlessness affect innocent Weatherman Walking: The Welsh Coast. Derek Darllen ’Da Fi Fflic a Fflac Do Re Mi Dona 12.00noon Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd parties. 8.55 Newyddion 9.00 Cymry ar Gynfas. bystanders. (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Brockway takes the wheel of a luxury boat 12.05 12.30 Myrddin ap Dafydd has his portrait painted by 10.45 Bwyd Bach Shumana a Catrin Heno Casino Show 3.00 Entertainment and learns about Welsh tarantulas. Am I 1.00 Gwesty Parc y Stradey 1.30 Garddio a Mwy Anthony Evans. 9.30 Mwy o Sgorio. Celebrating News on 5 3.10 Friends: double bill (R) British? – Panorama. Greg McKenzie investigates 2.00 Newyddion 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 the best of football in Wales and beyond. 4.00 The Railways That Built Britain Home Office immigration policy. 11.15 Unsolved: Newyddion 3.05 Cynefin 4.00 Awr Fawr: Cyw a’i 10.00 Ffit Cymru. Lisa Gwilym reveals whether An Alibi for Omar? 12.15am Boxing: Canelo Ffrindiau 4.10 Caru Canu a Stori 4.20 Abadas 4.35 volunteers Dylan, Lois, Bronwen, Sion and with Chris Tarrant. Documentary. (R) Alvarez. A profile of the Mexican boxer, who has Rapsgaliwn 4.50 Octonots 5.00 Stwnsh: Kung Fu Leah have achieved their weight-loss targets. 4.45 Nick’s Quest (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS won world titles in four weight classes. 12.45 I Panda 5.25 Ci Da 5.45 Boom! 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 11.00pm-12.05am Gwyl Lleisiau Eraill. (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) Can See Your Voice 1.35-6.00am BBC News Cymoedd Roy Noble 6.30 Cerys Matthews a’r Highlights from the 2021 Lleisiau Eraill festival. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 6.30am Dom Digs In (R) 7.15 Money for 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Nothing (R) 8.00 Attenborough’s 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer 11.00 Dom Digs In Life in Colour (R) 9.00 BBC News 10.00 This Morning A mix of celebrity (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera at 9. Reports. 10.00 BBC News chat and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 Bargain Hunt (R) 12.15pm 1.00pm Head Hunters Quiz show. (R) Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.45 Getting the Builders In (R) interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm The Mill Team faces 2.10 Countdown Word game. 1.45 Doctors 2.30 800 Words Antipodean comedy 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather formidable competition drama, starring Erik Thomson. (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun A couple 1.55 Regional News; Weather on the sports pitch. 3.15 Nature’s Microworlds (R) seek a property in Lecce, Italy. 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David 2.15 Impossible Quiz show. (R) 3.45 Great Barrier Reef (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Road 3.00 Escape to the Country Jules Dickinson helps people sort the Trip Presented by Fred Sirieix. (R) 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) treasures from their trash. (R) Hudson helps a couple find a 5.15 Flog It! From Gloucester. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed From the Beach home on the Isle of Arran. (R) 3.00 Tenable A team of five answers House in Portland, Dorset. (R) 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of questions about top 10 lists. 3.45 Money for Nothing (14/20) Games Samira Ahmed, Dom 5.30 Beat the Chef Jaya Mistry Pine kitchen units, life jackets Joly, Angela Rippon and John 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop challenges chef Frederick Forster and a pair of mid-century Robins test their trivia skills. (R) quiz, hosted by Ben Shephard. to her family Indian recipe. dining chairs are transformed. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, 6.00 The Simpsons Animation. (R) 4.30 The Repair Shop (R) (9/15) Presenter Michael Portillo hosted by Bradley Walsh. 6.30 Hollyoaks Summer takes 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. heads for the Hertfordshire 6.00 Regional News; Weather drastic measures to stop 6.00 BBC News; Regional News village of Perry Green. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather Warren seeing his children. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Rick Stein’s Long 7.00 Emmerdale Lydia is arrested, 7.00 Channel 4 News co-hosts the live magazine show Weekends The chef takes a Faith flirts with Pollard, and 8.00 The Dog House Yoga teacher featuring a mixture of celebrity culinary break in Bordeaux, Charles wants explanations. Venessa and son Jacob try to chat and stories of interest. where he helps judge a 7.30 Cheats, Fiddles and Scams: assess whether there is a bond 7.30 EastEnders Karen’s fears get local wine contest and hires Protecting Your Money? between them and Zoe, a the better of her, Mick has a a 2CV for an excursion to Tonight Part one of two. friendly beagle who has been decision to make, and Dotty the coast – abundant with In Britain alone it is estimated trying to sniff out a new home disapproves of Sonia’s gesture. mussels and oysters. (R) more than £2billion has been for a while. Meanwhile, married 8.00 Dragons’ Den (6/14) 8.00 Great British Menu lost to fraud over the past year. couple Dexter and Aaron seek a A plucky entrepreneur has lofty The remaining chefs compete Adnan Sarwar investigates. fluffy, chunky dog, and Stanley ambitions for his genetically with dishes inspired by British 8.00 Emmerdale Mandy accuses the anxious Staffie meets ‘dog- personalised meal shakes, invention and innovation. It Nicola, Chas is furious, and mad’ pair Linda and Richard. a married couple hope their remains to be seen whose Pollard tries to explain himself. 9.00 Taskmaster (8/10) Greg Davies alcoholic gift box business will mouthwatering plate will please 8.30 Britain’s Brightest sets tasks to Sarah Kendall, make for an intoxicating tough veteran judge Tom Aikens Celebrity Family (5/7) Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, proposition, and the Dragons’ the most. Andi Oliver hosts. Eight families take part in the Lee Mack and Mike Wozniak. are put to the test with a 9.00 Saved By a Stranger (2/4) knockout tournament, hoping Sarah still leads the race to win virtual escape room business. A public health worker wants to win £25,000 for charity. Greg’s stupendous skull-trophy, 9.00 Ian Wright: Home Truths to thank a volunteer during his 9.00 Beat the Chasers but the chasing pack are closing The footballer-turned- darkest hour, and a Belfast dad More contestants take on in, hoping beyond hope to score broadcaster investigates searches for a rehabilitation Mark Labbett, Anne Hegerty, points by creatively munching what effect growing up in a nurse called Betsy who helped Shaun Wallace, Jenny Ryan and on snacks, drawing pretty wings psychologically abusive and him recover from a gunshot Darragh Ennis hoping to win and being brutally honest about violent home has on children. wound during the Troubles. big money. Bradley Walsh hosts. emergency plane landings. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Mock the Week Tom Allen, 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Frank of Ireland (4/6) 10.45 Question Time Fiona Maff Brown, Ria Lina, Ed Byrne 10.30 Regional News; Weather Frank and Doofus write songs Bruce introduces the weekly and Rhys James join regular 10.45 Unbelievable Moments for an am-dram production. topical debate, with a panel panellist Hugh Dennis. (R) Caught on Camera Alastair However, while Doofus’s of politicians and other 10.30 Mandy After advertising Stewart presents a second material goes down a storm guests facing questions from her home on Airbnb, Mandy selection of extraordinary Frank’s seems less appreciated. an audience made up of takes in a guest from Russia. 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(R) Adventure (R) 1.55 Couples Come Dine Abbey on April 29, 2011 and then- and Vera Farmiga. ★★★ 1.15am All That 12.40am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI with Me (R) 2.50 The Handmaid’s Tale Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Glitters: Britain’s Next Jewellery Star (R) Extra 3.15 Martin & Roman’s Weekend (R) 3.40 Baby Surgeons: Delivering Williams conducted the marriage. (R) 2.15 The Great British Sewing Bee (R) Best! With Rosie Jones and Catherine Miracles (R) 4.30 The £100k Drop (R) 12.45am Weather for the Week 3.15 Rick Stein’s Cornwall (R) 3.45- Tyldesley. (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.25 Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) Ahead 12.50-6.00am BBC News 6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point (R) 5.50-6.00am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Thursday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Ever Decreasing Circles MAY 6 7.45 Hi-de-Hi! 8.20 Only Fools and Horses 9.00 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 11.00 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Keeping Up Appearances 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Only Fools and Horses 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a New 1.40 Dad’s Army 2.20 Keeping Up Appearances Life in the Country. Renovating 3.00 The Good Life 3.40 Last of the Summer a 200-year-old Devon barn. (R) Wine. Double bill. 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime Life 7.00 Only Fools and Horses 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 The Fast Show 9.40 Mrs Brown’s 12.20 Classic House Doctor (R) Boys. Double bill. 11.00 Absolutely Fabulous 11.40 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Peep Show 12.15am Inside No 9 12.55 Mrs Brown’s See 5.30pm. Boys 1.35 Peep Show 2.20 Absolutely Fabulous 1.45 Neighbours 2.55 The Fast Show 3.25-4.00am Inside No 9 2.15 Flower Shop Mystery: Snipped in the Bud (2016/PG) Mystery DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Timber Kings 8.00 sequel, starring Brooke Shields American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. and Brennan Elliott. ★★★ Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 4.00 Rich House, Poor House (R) 12.00noon World’s Most Dangerous Roads 1.00 QI XL 2.00 Top Gear Botswana Special 3.00 Rick 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 4.00 World’s Most 5.30 Neighbours Patients start Dangerous Roads 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster refusing treatment from Karl. (R) 7.00 Would I Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101. Double Ian Wright: Home Truths, BBC One, 9pm bill. 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Meet the Richardsons 6.00 Home and Away Justin gets 7.50 10.40 Hypothetical 11.20 Mock the Week ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Sopranos. Double bill. Game of Thrones into a horrific accident after a 12.00m’t Would I Lie to You? 12.40 Room 101. 9.00 Mare of Easttown. Mare receives advice 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 10.10 11.20 fight with Leah and John. (R) Double bill. 2.00 QI XL 2.50 Brojects in the 7.00 8.05 from Richard. Your Honor Oz. Double Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. bill. 1.40am Get Shorty. Double bill. 4.00 Richard House. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Heartbeat 9.15 That’s My Boy 9.50 George and 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am The British 143 20 130 Mildred 10.20 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.30 DRAMA Sky FV Virgin Wycliffe 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic 7.00 Gardening with Carol Klein 7.10am Birds of a Feather. Double bill. 8.25 The SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic Coronation 301 401 At Glebe Cottage in Devon, Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 Classic Casualty Street. Double bill. 3.55 Foyle’s War 5.55 Agatha Sky Virgin 12.10pm The Bill 1.10 Classic EastEnders. Double 7.15am An American Pickle (2020/12) ★★★ 9.05 Carol Klein shows viewers how Christie’s Poirot 7.00 Wycliffe 8.00 Lewis 10.05 ★★★ 10.55 bill. 2.20 Doctor Finlay 3.20 All Creatures Great 11.05 Happily (2021/15) Son of the South to grow some of the nation’s Law & Order: UK Agatha Christie’s Poirot (2020/15) ★★★ 1.00pm Golden Arm (2020/15) and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.25 French Fields 6.00 12.20am A Touch of Frost 2.15-2.30am Nightscreen favourite soft fruit, including Waiting for God 6.40 Last of the Summer ★★★ 2.45 Say Your Prayers (2020/15) ★★★ 4.25 raspberries and blackcurrants. Wine. Double bill. 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 10.00 BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Aliens Stole My Body (2020/PG) ★★ 6.10 An Followed by 5 News Update New Tricks 11.20 Silent Witness 1.35am The Bill 7.00pm River Walks: The Lea 7.30 The Joy of American Pickle (2020/12) ★★★ 8.00 Son of the 2.40-4.00am All Creatures Great and Small Painting 8.00 FILM Citizen Kane (1941/U) South (2020/15) ★★★ 10.00 Say Your Prayers 8.00 Escape to the Farm with (2020/15) Comedy, starring Tom Brooke. ★★★ 155 26 129 Oscar-winning drama, starring Orson Welles. Kate Humble (4/8) Almost a YESTERDAY Sky FV Virgin ★★★★★ 10.00 FILM The Eyes of Orson Welles 11.40 Happily (2021/15) ★★★ 1.20am Cosmic Sin decade after planting 1,000 trees 6.00am Monster Ships. Double bill. 8.00 Private (2018/12) Documentary exploring the director’s (2021/15) ★★★ 3.00 Deliver Us from Evil (2020/18) Lives 9.00 Impossible Engineering. Double bill. archive of writing and art. ★★★★★ 11.40 ★★★ 4.50-6.30am Golden Arm (2020/15) ★★★ around Kate’s Monmouthshire 11.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 12.10am Handmade A History of Art in Three Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 farm, it’s time to thin the young 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Steam Train Colours 1.10 The Joy of Painting 1.40 River FILM4 Britain 2.00 Abandoned Engineering. Double bill. 2.10-3.10am 11.00am Border River (1954/U) ★★★ 12.40pm trees. She has brought her Walks: The Lea Mark Kermode’s ★★★ 4.00 War Factories 5.00 WW2 – Battles for Secrets of Cinema: British History Movies Anne of the Thousand Days (1969/PG) friend, Kate Mobbs-Morgan and Europe 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Great 3.40 The Bells of St Mary’s (1945/U) ★★★ 6.15 her powerful Ardennes horse Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Bangers and SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Now You See Me 2 (2016/12) ★★ 9.00 Dirty Kip, to clear the trees in a more Cash 9.00 Warbird Workshop 10.00 The Buildings 6.00am Highway Cops. Double bill. 7.00 Grandpa (2016/15) Comedy. ★★ 11.05 Midnight traditional and forgiving way. That Fought Hitler 11.00 War Factories. Double Futurama. Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Life. Double Run (1988/18) Comedy. ★★★★ 1.40-3.55am bill. 1.00-3.00am Monster Ships. Double bill. bill. 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Send in the Dogs 11.00 The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974/15) ★★★★ Followed by 5 News Update 1.00pm 118 6 115 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. Hawaii 9.00 The Abduction of Milly ITV2 Sky FV Virgin Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 S.W.A.T. 4.00 Modern TALKING PICTURES Dowler Part one of two. 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Family. Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street. Double bill. Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple 6.00am Who Were You With Last Night 6.05 This true crime documentary 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 bill. 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 9.00 A League of Their Helter Skelter (1949/U) ★★★ 7.35 Bad Blood about the case of Milly Dowler Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Own Road Trip: Loch Ness to London 10.00 (1981/PG) ★★★ 9.45 Look at Life 10.00 Get Some looks in new detail at the role of Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.00 The Ellen Redknapp’s Big Night Out 11.00 Intergalactic In! 10.30 The Frightened City (1961/PG) ★★ 2.50 3.50 12.30pm ★★★ the media in her investigation. DeGeneres Show Love Bites Dress to 12.00m’t The Flight Attendant 1.00 The Late Those People Next Door (1953/U) Impress 4.55 Take Me Out 80s Special 6.00 Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Week 2.00 Rooms 2.30 Simon and Laura (1955/PG) ★★ Celebrity Catchphrase 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 2.00 The Force: Manchester 3.00 Road Wars 4.20 Delayed Action (1954/PG) ★★★ 5.30 Rooms 10.30 White House Farm Gold 7.30 Superstore 8.00 Bob’s Burgers. Double 4.00 Send in the Dogs 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. 6.00 Interpol Calling 6.30 Look at Life 6.45 Murders: The New bill. 9.00 Family Guy. Double bill. 10.00 Celebrity Deadly Nightshade (1953/PG) Crime drama, with Evidence Examining the case Juice 10.50 Family Guy 11.20 American Dad!. SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Emrys Jones. ★★★ 8.00 Public Eye 9.00 Reds Double bill. 12.20am Bob’s Burgers. Double bill. 6.00am The British 7.00 Elementary. Double bill. (1981/15) Drama. ★★★★★ 12.30am Don’t Talk to of Jeremy Bamber, who was 1.20 Superstore 1.50 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 9.00 The Wire. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double Strange Men (1962/PG) ★★ 1.50 The Limping convicted of murdering both of Double bill. 2.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World bill. 1.30pm Elementary. Double bill. 3.30 Man (1953/PG) ★★★ 3.20 The Detectives his parents, his sister and her Records 3.10 FYI Extra 3.25-3.30am Nightscreen Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.40 The 4.00 Public Eye 5.00-6.00am Burke’s Law young twin sons at the family farmhouse in Essex in 1985. (R) Variations 11.15-11.45pm Cheats, Fiddles and Scams: Wayne and Connagh Howard go paddle Protecting Your Money? Tonight. Investigation. boarding around Ynys Gifftan. 6.57 Newyddion 11.30pm A&E After Dark A woman 6.00am 12.00noon S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd As BBC One except: S4C Cyw Newyddion S4C arrives by air ambulance after falling BBC ONE WALES 12.05 12.30 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Rownd a Rownd. Glenda 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales Today. Headlines. a’r Tywydd Arfordir Cymru: Sir Benfro Heno 1.00 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 1.30 Welsh Whisperer finds herself having to ask Sophie a favour. 30ft off a castle wall. (R) 12.30am 1.55-2.00pm Criminals: Caught on Camera. The use ITV WALES As ITV except: ITV – Ni’n Teithio Nawr 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 Goreuon News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C Priodas Pum Mil. Trystan Ellis-Morris and Emma of CCTV to tackle vehicle theft. (R) at Six 7.30-8.00 Wonders of the Border. Sean a’r Tywydd 3.05 Noson Lawen 4.00 Awr Fawr: Walford look back over the fourth series of 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Fletcher continues his journey along the Bing 4.10 Guto Gwningen 4.25 Ynys Broc Mor Lili Priodas Pum Mil, and eight couples who trust 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Wales-England border. The third leg takes him 4.30 Gwdihw 4.45 Patrol Pawennau 5.00 Stwnsh: friends and family with arranging their wedding. Friends (R) 4.00 The Railways That from Knighton in Powys, and ends in the Mid Pat a Stan 5.10 Ar Goll yn Oz 5.30 Lolipop 5.55 10.00 Cynefin. Heledd Cynwal, Iestyn Jones and Wales village of Berriew. 10.30 ITV News Cymru Ffeil 6.00 Cymry ar Gynfas. Famous Welsh Sion Tomos Owen tour around the Colwyn Bay Built Britain with Chris Tarrant (R) Wales 10.45 Wales Decides. Join Andrea Byrne, people have their portraits painted, continuing area – one of Wales’s most popular seaside 4.45 Nick’s Quest (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS Adrian Masters and guests to discuss how the with musician Osian Huw Williams, who sits for resorts, drawing thousands of visitors every (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) next Senedd could look after the polls close. artist Christine Mills. 6.30 Cymru, Dad a Fi. year. 11.00-11.35pm Gwesty Parc y Stradey BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 6.30am Dom Digs In (R) 7.15 Money for 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Nothing (R) 8.00 The Repair 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Dom Digs In Shop (R) 9.00 Elections 2021. 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera Hosted by Huw Edwards and and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 Kirsty Wark. Inside 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 12.00noon Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) the Perfect Predator (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm 1.00 Britain’s Most Spectacular 2.10 Countdown Word game. 1.45 Impossible Quiz show. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.30 Elections 2021 Live coverage Backyard Builds (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun A couple 2.00 The Best Dishes Ever (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather view homes in Torrox Costa. of the outcome of yesterday’s 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David elections. The Scottish and 2.30 Escape to the Country 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Road Relocating to the New Forest. Dickinson and the dealers Trip Fred Sirieix explores Welsh national parliaments head to the city of Liverpool. (R) are up for grabs, as well as 3.30 Money for Nothing (R) France’s Bordeaux region. (R) mayoral elections in 13 of 4.30 The Repair Shop Items 3.00 Tenable A team of bingo 5.00 Four in a Bed The B&B owners England’s city areas, including include a set of bagpipes. (R) colleagues take part in the quiz. meet for the last time. (R) London and Manchester. 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.30 Beat the Chef Home cook Lulu There are also council elections 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 5.00 The Chase Contestants Tony, Marodeen takes on Michelin- across England and Police and Games Light-hearted quiz. (R) Will, Michelle and George take starred chef Mark Sargeant. Crime Commissioner votes 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys part. Bradley Walsh hosts. 6.00 The Simpsons Marge is jailed. (R) in England and Wales. (10/15) Michael Portillo visits 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Marco meets with 6.00 BBC News; Regional News the racecourse at Newmarket. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather his brother in the park. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 MOTDx Jermaine Jenas and 7.00 Emmerdale Ethan opens up 7.00 Channel 4 News Including introduces the usual mix of the team take an offbeat look to Charles, Charity grills Jimmy, sport and weather reports. celebrity guests and stories. at the Premier League, also and Manpreet is suspicious. 8.00 Food Unwrapped Does 7.30 A Question of Sport (33/36) discussing skills, celebrities, 7.30 Coronation Street Worried Takeaways The team tracks Sue Barker welcomes Sarah fashion, music and culture. sick about Seb, Abi asks Kevin down fascinating facts related Storey, Ryan Sidebottom, 7.30 Rick Stein’s Long to cancel their wedding. to the growing British tradition Mark Foster and Adam Gemili. Weekends The chef embarks 8.00 Cheats, Fiddles and Scams: of savouring takeaway food, 8.00 Elections 2021 Update on a winter break in Reykjavik, Protecting Your Money? on which a billion pounds is 8.05 EastEnders Actions speak coastal capital of Iceland, Tonight Part two of two. spent a month. Jimmy Doherty louder than words for Denise. sampling succulent fjord-reared Cameras focus on romance con is in Thailand to discover an Kat gives Vi a piece of her mind. roast lamb and resuming his artists netting millions online, addition to spring rolls. He 8.30 Would I Lie to You? search for the perfect cod. (R) and criminals who steal from then heads to India to find out With Clare Balding, Asim 8.30 Great British Menu The two friends and family members. the real reason takeaway curry Chaudhry, Victoria Coren highest-scoring chefs from the 8.30 Coronation Street Corey can be so delicious – the Mitchell and Greg James. (R) North West go head-to-head swears to Asha that he is mythical ingredient, ghee. 9.00 Have I Got News for You cooking their entire six-course innocent, but it would be best if Amanda Byram spills the beans (5/9) Steph McGovern invites menus for the judges, including she tells the police that he was on coffee and learns why comedian Zoe Lyons and Wayne Hemingway MBE. with her all evening, while Nina some cups leave consumers journalist John Pienaar to poke 9.00 Gardeners’ World In Adam struggles to remember anything. more ‘buzzing’ than others. fun at the week’s headlines. Frost’s garden, he gives his 9.00 Beat the Chasers More 9.00 Gogglebox The armchair 9.30 This Time with Alan tips on lawn repair, and grows contestants take on Mark critics share their opinions on Partridge (2/6) A new make-up some unusual vegetables, while Labbett, Anne Hegerty, Shaun what they have been watching artist puts a spring in Alan’s step, Advolly Richmond brings us up Wallace, Jenny Ryan and Darragh during the week, with cameras and a blast from his past returns. to date in her history of lawns. Ennis hoping to win big money. capturing their instant reactions. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 I’ll Get This Johnny Vegas, 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 10.50 When Harry Met Sally Sue Perkins, Mike Tindall, John 10.30 Regional News; Weather Countdown Jon Richardson (1989/15) A man and a woman Barnes and Fleur East go out 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show and Sara Pascoe take on Sean with different attitudes to for dinner together. They The host welcomes the stars of Lock and Richard Ayoade. life meet by chance and play a series of games, with Line of Duty, as well as Ellie Nick Helm joins Susie Dent develop a close and long-lasting the loser picking up the bill. (R) Simmonds and Ashley Banjo, in Dictionary Corner. (R) friendship. But over time, a 10.45 Newsnight With Emma while Paul Weller chats and 11.05pm Friday Night Dinner Five mutual sexual attraction begins Barnett and Kirsty Wark. performs in the studio. (R) episodes. Adam and Jonny proudly to develop and threatens to 11.20pm FILM End of Watch (2012/15) 11.50pm Alan Carr’s Epic Gameshow announce they both have girlfriends; ruin their close relationship – Two Los Angeles cops recording their The comedian hosts an updated Jonny discovers a secret; Adam tries to raising the question whether daily routine for a film project stumble version of Strike It Lucky. (R) 12.40am celebrate his birthday; Grandma men and women can ever on evidence that could bring down a Beat the Chasers. More contestants introduces the family to her new really be just friends. Nora drug cartel. Crime thriller, with Jake take on Mark Labbett, Anne Hegerty, boyfriend; Mum takes refuge in the Ephron’s romantic comedy, Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena. ★★★ Shaun Wallace, Jenny Ryan and Darragh shed. 1.25am Frank of Ireland. Comedy directed by Rob Reiner and 1.00am Battlestar Galactica. Double Ennis hoping to win big money. Bradley series. (R) 1.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen starring Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan bill. President Roslin’s leadership is Walsh hosts. (R) 1.30 Home Shopping Nightmares USA (R) 2.45 Come Dine and Carrie Fisher. ★★★★ challenged; the fleet is threatened. (R) 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Martin & Roman’s with Me: five episodes 5.00 The £100k 12.20am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.25 Am I British? – Panorama (R) Weekend Best! With Anton Du Beke. Drop. Quiz show. (R) 5.55-6.00am 12.25-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. 2.55-6.15am This Is BBC Two. Previews. (R) 4.05-6.00am ITV Nightscreen Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Friday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 2point4 Children 7.45 MAY 7 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.20 Hi-de-Hi! 9.00 Only FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Fools and Horses 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Double bill. 11.00 Keeping Up Appearances 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Only Fools and Horses 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a New 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 1.40 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.20 Life in the Country (R) 12.15pm Dad’s Army 3.00 Keeping Up Appearances 3.40 5 News at Lunchtime 12.20 The Good Life 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Classic House Doctor (R) Double bill. 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Only Fools and Horses 7.40 Dad’s Army 8.20 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Only Fools and Horses 9.00 The Fast Show 9.40 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Mrs Brown’s Boys. Double bill. 11.00 Absolutely Fabulous 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am Inside No 9 2.15 My Mother Is a Murderer 12.55 Mrs Brown’s Boys 1.35 Peep Show 2.20 (2020/PG) Thriller, starring Absolutely Fabulous 2.55 The Fast Show 3.25 Heather McComb. ★★★ Inside No 9 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 4.00 Rich House, Poor House DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 A property developer swaps 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Timber Kings 8.00 with a warehouse worker. (R) American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 12.00noon World’s Most Dangerous Roads 1.00 5.30 Neighbours Sheila C accesses QI XL 1.55 Top Gear 2.55 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern The Hive’s financial data. (R) Odyssey 3.55 World’s Most Dangerous Roads This Time with Alan Partridge, BBC One, 9.30pm 4.55 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Would I Lie 6.00 Home and Away Christian to You? 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI XL American Dad!. Double bill. 1.00 Bob’s Burgers. Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.40 The runs into Lewis, who cannot 10.00 Not Going Out. Triple bill. 12.00m’t Meet Double bill. 2.00 Superstore 2.25 Hey Tracey! Sopranos. Double bill. 7.50 Game of Thrones 3.20 3.30-1.30pm FILM help but antagonise him. (R) the Richardsons 12.40 Would I Lie to You? 1.20 ITV2 Nightscreen Teleshopping 9.00 Pan’s Labyrinth (2006/15) Fantasy, with Ivana Baquero. ★★★★★ 11.20 Oz. Double bill. Headlines. Room 101. Double bill. 2.40 Mock the Week 3.10 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 6.30 5 News Tonight Brojects in the House 3.35-4.00am Drug Wars ITV3 1.40am Get Shorty. Double bill. 4.00 Richard E 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am The British 7.00 The Gadget Show (12/12) Jon DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 7.00 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.05 6.00am 7.10 Heartbeat 9.15 That’s My Boy 9.50 George and SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Bentley and Georgie Barrat Teleshopping Birds of a Feather. 10.20 11.30 review barbecues, and Craig Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.35 Classic Holby City Mildred Agatha Christie’s Poirot Sky 301 Virgin 401 10.55 12.00noon 1.00 Wycliffe 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic 6.30am Say Your Prayers (2020/15) ★★★ 8.10 Son Classic Casualty The Bill 2.50 Charles attempts to set up a Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 Doctor Emmerdale. Double bill. Classic Coronation of the South (2020/15) ★★★ 10.05 Tenet smart weather monitor. 3.20 4.20 Street. Double bill. 3.55 Foyle’s War 5.50 Agatha (2020/12) ★★★★ 12.45pm Happily (2021/15) Finlay All Creatures Great and Small 7.00 8.00 Followed by 5 News Update Lovejoy 5.25 French Fields 6.00 Waiting for God Christie’s Poirot Wycliffe Doc Martin. ★★★ 2.25 Pinocchio (2019/PG) ★★★ 4.35 Aliens 6.40 8.00 Double bill. 10.05 Law & Order: UK 11.10 Agatha Stole My Body (2020/PG) ★★ 6.20 An American Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 12.15-2.15am 8.00 World’s Most Scenic River Father Brown. Double bill. 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Christie’s Poirot A Touch of Frost Pickle (2020/12) ★★★ 8.00 Tenet (2020/12) Journeys (6/6) A journey along Silent Witness 1.35am The Bill 2.40 All Creatures 116 9 24 107 Thriller. ★★★★ 10.40 Son of the South (2020/15) BBC FOUR Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 12.45am ★★★ 2.35 Ireland’s longest river, the Great and Small 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm 8.00 Happily (2021/15) Easy Listening Hits at the BBC Top ★★★ 4.40- Shannon, through an emerald of the Pops: 1990 9.00 Emmylou Harris: From a Deliver Us from Evil (2020/18) YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 6.25am Aliens Stole My Body (2020/PG) ★★ green landscape of rolling hills Deeper Well 10.00 Timeshift: Emmylou Harris’s 10 6.00am Monster Ships. Double bill. 8.00 Private 11.00 9.00 Commandments of Country Emmylou FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 and sparkling waters. Carving Lives Impossible Engineering. Double bill. Harris – Old Grey Whistle Test Special 11.40 11.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 11.00am Flying Tigers (1942/PG) ★★ 1.05pm The a route from north to south Sisters in Country: Dolly, Linda and Emmylou ★★★★★ 2.55 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Steam Train 12.40am 1.40 Tin Star (1957/U) The Pink Panther of the country, we discover 2.00 3.00 Country at the BBC Emmylou (1963/PG) ★★★★ 5.15 A Shot in the Dark (1964/ Britain Bangers and Cash Abandoned Harris: From a Deeper Well 2.40-3.40am As 7pm how Vikings, monks and kings Engineering 4.00 War Factories 5.00 WW2 PG) ★★★★ 7.20 Table 19 (2017/12) Comedy. have all made their mark along – Battles for Europe 6.00 Antiques Roadshow SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 ★★★ 9.00 Hunter Killer (2018/15) Action 7.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 6.00am Highway Cops. 7.00 Futurama. Double thriller. ★★★★ 11.20 Red Heat (1988/18) ★★★ this important waterway. 9.00 1.25-3.20am The Midnight Man (2016/15) ★★★ Followed by 5 News Update Secrets of Britain Secrets of the Transport bill. 8.00 Monkey Life. Double bill. 9.00 Road Museum 10.00 Bangers and Cash. Triple bill. Wars 10.00 Send in the Dogs 11.00 NCIS: Los 9.00 Searching for Cleopatra’s 1.00-3.00am Monster Ships. Double bill. Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. TALKING PICTURES 3.00 4.00 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Lost City Cameras follow the 118 6 115 Double bill. S.W.A.T. Modern Family. 6.00am ★★★ 7.35 ITV2 Sky FV Virgin Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Turn of the Tide (1935/U) search for one of ancient Egypt’s 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 6.30 Glimpses: The Steel Works in the 50s 7.40 The Double bill. The Simpsons. Four episodes. ★★★ 9.35 greatest lost cities, Canopus, Emmerdale. Double bill. 9.00 You’ve Been 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Intergalactic 10.00 The Man Who Wouldn’t Talk (1958/U) The suspected to be 10 miles off the Framed! Gold 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Flight Attendant 11.00 The Late Late Show with Key Man (1957/PG) ★★★ 10.50 Look at Life 11.05 11.30 12.30pm ★★★ 1.15pm Egyptian coast at Alexandria. Love Bites Dress to Impress James Corden: Best of the Week 12.00m’t Bloods Bond Street (1948/12) Piccadilly Emmerdale. Double bill. 1.30 You’ve Been 12.30 A League of Their Own Road Trip: Loch Third Stop (1960/PG) ★★★ 3.00 Press For Time Framed! Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show Ness to London 1.30 The Force: Manchester (1966/U) ★★ 5.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 6.00 The 10.00 Britain’s Favourite 80s 2.50 Love Bites 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.55 Take 2.30 Road Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response Chairman (1969/PG) ★★★ 8.00 Gideon’s Way Songs (10/10) Jackie Brambles Me Out Emergency Services Special 6.00 4.00 Send in the Dogs 5.00-6.00am S.W.A.T. 9.00 Vampire Circus (1972/18) ★★★ 10.45 The narrates this look back at 1989, Celebrity Catchphrase 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Horror of Frankenstein (1970/15) ★★★ 12.45am Gold 7.30 Superstore 8.00 Bob’s Burgers. Double SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Midnight Fear (1990/18) ★★ 2.30 The Ghost the era of Madonna, Milli bill. 9.00 FILM Bad Neighbours (2014/15) 6.00am The British 7.00 Elementary. Double bill. Camera (1933/U) ★★★ 3.50 England in 1929: Vanilli and Jason Donovan, Comedy, starring Seth Rogen and Zac Efron. 9.00 The Wire. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double Glimpses 4.00 Van der Valk 5.00 Turn of with contributions from Paul ★★★ 11.05 Family Guy. Double bill. 12.00m’t bill. 1.30pm Elementary. Double bill. 3.30 Fate 5.30-6.00am The Capone Investment Gambaccini and Cheryl Baker. 11.35pm That’s So 1989 A look at the of Sport. With Sarah Storey, Ryan Sidebottom, results of the 2021 Senedd election. 10.30 ITV Variations Mark Foster and Adam Gemili. 8.00 Elections News Cymru Wales 10.45 Beat the Chasers. events of 1989, which saw the fall of 2021 Update. The latest developments in the Contestants from across the UK take on a team the Berlin Wall, the Tiananmen Square BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 8.05-8.30 11.45 1.45-10.00pm day’s elections. EastEnders. Actions of five Chasers. Dickinson’s Real Deal crackdown and chart hits by Black Wales Today Election Results 2021 speak louder than words for Denise. 9.00 Have I 12.35-1.30am The Jonathan Ross Show 10.50 Young, Welsh and Bossin’ It. TikTok drag Box, Cher and Madonna. (R) 12.35am Got News for You 9.30 This Time with Alan S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C star Ellis Lloyd Jones reveals the truth behind his Partridge. A new make-up artist puts a spring in 12.05 12.20 1.15 11.20 FILM a’r Tywydd 24 Awr Prynhawn Da Criminals: Caught on Camera (R) success. When Harry Met Sally Alan’s step. 10.00 MOTDx. Football discussion Etholiad 2021 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (1989/15) Romantic comedy, starring Billy presented by Jermaine Jenas. 10.30-10.45pm 2.05 Etholiad 2021 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Crystal. ★★★★★ 12.50-6.00am BBC News Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby. Tywydd 3.05 Etholiad 2021 7.30 Newyddion S4C Friends: double bill (R) 4.00 Casualty BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: Giles and Monica arrive at Royal Mansour, a’r Tywydd 7.45 Etholiad 2021 10.00pm-12.00m’t 1.00pm Coast 1.15 The Best Dishes Ever. Spicy one of the world’s most discreet hotels. Etholiad 2021. Election results from all over 24/7: Every Second Counts (R) 4.45 and exotic dishes. 1.45-2.30 Impossible 6.00-6.30 ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-5.00pm Wales, with Betsan Powys and Richard Wyn Nick’s Quest (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R) BBC News at Six; Weather 7.00 The One Show. Wales Decides 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales at Six Jones. Plus, reaction by contributors from the 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) Live chat and topical reports. 7.30 A Question 9.00-10.00 Wales Decides. Reaction to the world of business, health and education. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday 6.20am The Dog Ate My Homework 6.00am CITV 8.25 ITV News 8.30 6.00am Mike & Molly (R) 6.45 Kitchen Live 11.30 Nadiya’s (R) 6.50 The Dengineers (R) 7.20 Martin & Roman’s Weekend Everybody Loves Raymond (R) British Food Adventure (R) Blue Peter (R) 7.45 Deadly 60 (R) Best! Entertainment show. 8.50 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12.00noon Football Focus. 8.20 Being Muslim (R) 9.00 9.25 James Martin’s Saturday 10.35 The Simpsons (R) 12.50pm Dan Walker looks ahead to the Socrates: Genius of the Ancient Morning. The TV chef hosts a Couples Come Dine with Me (R) weekend’s Premier League World (R) 10.00 Natural World: weekend chat show. 11.35 1.50 Work on the Wild Side fixtures, including Manchester Pygmy Hippo – A Very Secret Ainsley’s Food We Love On the Eastern Cape, it’s City v Chelsea. Plus, news from Life (R) 11.00 New Zealand: Earth’s 12.35pm James Martin’s Great British rhino day for vet Emily as she the game between Leeds Mythical Islands (R) 12.00noon Adventure James meets needs to move three male United and Tottenham Hotspur. Great British Menu (R) food critic and broadcaster rhinos to a new home. (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather 2.00 Challenge Cup Rugby League Grace Dent in Birmingham. (R) 2.25 Four in a Bed Five episodes. (R) 1.15 Elections 2021 Hull FC v Wigan Warriors 1.35 ITV News; Weather 5.00 Johnny Vegas: Carry on 6.00 BBC News; Regional News (kick-off 2.30pm). Action from 1.45 Midsomer Murders Glamping The comedian enters 6.30 Celebrity Mastermind John the quarter-final at Emerald A nun is found strangled. (R) the glamping business. (R) Humphrys invites a host of Headingley Stadium in Leeds. 3.40 You’ve Been Framed! Comical 6.00 Channel 4 News people including pop stars, 4.30 Final Score A round-up of this clips, narrated by Harry Hill. 6.30 Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix comedians, sports stars and afternoon’s football results. 4.40 Tipping Point Gameshow. (R) Qualifying Highlights The presenters to take to the 5.10 Challenge Cup Rugby League 5.45 The Chase Quiz show. (R) battle for pole position in the black chair in the specialist Castleford Tigers v Salford Red 6.30 ITV News; Weather fourth round of the season at and general knowledge quiz. Devils (kick-off 5.00pm). 6.45 Regional News; Weather Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya. 7.00 The Hit List Marvin and 7.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedy 7.00 In for a Penny Stephen 8.00 The Great Garden Rochelle Humes present a with the Home Guard during Mulhern hosts the gameshow Revolution People around music-based quiz show in the Second World War, starring from locations around the UK, the country transform which contestants must Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier, setting members of the outdoor spaces with the name as many hit songs Ian Lavender and Clive Dunn. (R) public unusual challenges. help of a team of experts. and artists as possible under 8.00 To Be Announced 7.30 Game of Talents Vernon Kay 9.00 Den of Thieves (2018/15) intense pressure, with a £10,000 9.00 Muhammed Ali: hosts the gameshow in which An elite unit of the Los Angeles jackpot up for grabs. Across A Life in Ten Pictures (R) contestants pair up with county sheriffs’ department three rounds, their knowledge celebrities to try to uncover the investigates a series of is put to the test, as they secret talents of the public for a perfectly executed heists, attempt to identify huge hits chance to win big money prizes. and uncovers a criminal gang from across the years. 8.30 Alan Carr’s Epic Gameshow composed of military veterans, 7.45 I Can See Your Voice The comedian takes a trip down whose strategic and combat Paddy McGuinness hosts the memory lane as he hosts a experience make them an mystery singing gameshow, in series of classic TV gameshows elusive foe. The investigators set which contestants aided by a that have all been updated out to bring them to justice celebrity panel must spot good with a new final round before they can carry out their singers without hearing them. offering a chance to win big. biggest robbery yet – stealing 8.40 Casualty Double bill of 9.35 The Jonathan Ross Show £120million from the Federal the hospital drama, following The host subjects another Reserve Bank. Director Christian the staff of Holby’s accident batch of celebrity guests to Gudegast’s crime drama, starring and emergency department no-holds-barred questioning. Gerard Butler, Jordan Bridges, as they deal with more Plus, musical performances by Pablo Schreiber, Evan Jones sick and injured patients. A-list bands and solo artists. and O’Shea Jackson. ★★★ 10.00 BBC News; Weather 10.00 To Be Announced 10.30 ITV News; Weather 11.40pm FILM Snow White & the 10.30 Match of the Day Gary 11.20pm To Be Announced 10.50 Fast & Furious 8 (2017/12) Huntsman (2012/12) An evil queen Lineker presents highlights of 1.05am To Be Announced Street racing criminal Dominic learns that her reign will last for ever the latest Premier League 2.35-6.05am This Is BBC Two. Toretto is drawn out of if she kills a princess, so sends a matches, including Manchester Preview of upcoming programmes. retirement by an encounter renowned warrior to find and murder City v Chelsea at Etihad Stadium with a ruthless cyberterrorist, her. However, he comes to realise his and Liverpool v Southampton who recruits him for an mistress’s evil ways, and instead trains at Anfield. City and Liverpool international criminal scheme. his intended victim to fight so they were both out for revenge as As he sets out to steal the can bring the tyrant’s rule to an end. the Citizens had lost 1-0 to technology she needs to Fantasy adventure, with Kristen Chelsea in last month’s FA Cup unleash chaos on the world, he Stewart, Chris Hemsworth and semi-final and the Reds were is drawn into conflict with both Charlize Theron. ★★★ 2.00am Ramsay’s defeated 1-0 by Southampton old enemies and his former Kitchen Nightmares USA. Gordon in January’s reverse fixture. gang. Action adventure sequel, Ramsay heads to New Jersey’s Spanish 11.50pm MOTD Top 10 Centre Halves with Vin Diesel, Charlize Theron Pavilion, which is run by two warring The best central defenders in Premier and Dwayne Johnson. ★★★★ brothers whose staff spend more League history. 12.20am To Be 1.10am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra time using their mobile phones than Announced 2.05 Weather for the 3.15 Britain’s Brightest Family (R) working. (R) 2.45 Couples Come Dine Week Ahead 2.10-6.00am BBC News 3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen with Me (R) 3.40-6.00am Hollyoaks (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Saturday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Ever Decreasing MAY 8 Circles 8.00 We Have Been Watching 9.05 Only FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Fools and Horses. Eighteen episodes. 6.00am Milkshake! Including at 8.00 9.00pm NEW Murder, They Hope. Gemma and Terry are now private investigators. 10.00 Mrs The Adventures of Paddington Brown’s Boys 10.35 All Round to Mrs Brown’s (R) 8.20 Paw Patrol (R) 8.35 Pirata 12.00m’t Mrs Brown’s Boys 12.40 Bottom. & Capitano (R) 8.50 Butterbean’s Double bill. 2.00 Live at the Apollo 2.50 Bottom. Cafe (R) 9.00 Brave Bunnies Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 9.10 Little Princess (R) 9.25 The DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 World According to Grandpa 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 To Be Announced 7.35 Timber Kings 8.25 American Pickers 9.25 Rick 9.35 Floogals (R) 9.50 Ben and Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 10.25 Storage Hunters Holly’s Little Kingdom (R) UK. Double bill. 11.25 Red Bull Soapbox Race 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 12.25pm Top Gear 1.30 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern 10.15 The Loud House (R) Odyssey 2.30 Top Gear 4.00 Fast Justice 5.00 Secrets of the Supercars 6.00 Top Gear: 10.25 Entertainment News on 5 Ambitious but Rubbish. Double bill. 8.00 Not 10.30 Cruising with Jane Going Out. Triple bill. 10.00 Mock the Week. McDonald (R) 10.45 Friends (R) Double bill. 11.20 Insert Name Here 12.00m’t Live 1.00 1.45pm Gallagher Premiership Rugby at the Apollo Christmas Special Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 2.00 Mock the Game of Talents, ITV, 7.30pm Union Northampton Saints v Week 2.30 Insert Name Here 3.00 Drug Wars. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Gloucester (kick-off 2.00pm). bill. 11.50 Foyle’s War. Triple bill. 5.55pm Agatha starring Lucas Till. ★★★ 8.00 Tenet (2020/12) 4.30 To Be Announced DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 Christie’s Poirot. A murder gives rise to rumours Action thriller, starring John David Washington. 5.05 5 News Weekend Headlines. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 Where the Heart Is. of a communist conspiracy. 7.00 Midsomer ★★★★ 10.40 The Buddy Games (2019/15) Four episodes. 11.15 Sharpe 1.15pm Auf Murders. Double bill. 11.00 Lewis 1.00am Premiere. Comedy, directed by and starring Josh 6.00 Secret Scotland (R) Wiedersehen, Pet. Double bill. 3.15 The Green Sanditon 2.00 That’s My Boy 2.25 ITV3 Duhamel. ★★★ 12.20am Dead Water (2020/15) Green Grass. Four episodes of the comedy. 6.00 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping ★★ 1.55 Say Your Prayers (2020/15) ★★★ 7.00 Our Yorkshire Farm 3.35 Deliver Us from Evil (2020/18) ★★★ The Brokenwood Mysteries 8.00 Shakespeare & BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 Documentary following hill Hathaway – Private Investigators 9.00 Rebus Sky FV / Virgin 5.25-7.20am Son of the South (2020/15) ★★★ 7.00pm Francesco’s Venice 8.00 Michael Palin’s shepherds Amanda and Clive 11.15 Taggart 1.55am The Inspector Lynley FILM4 313 14 428 Mysteries 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping New Europe 9.00 NEW Blinded: Those Who Kill. Sky FV Virgin Owen, who live on one of the Double bill. 10.35 Top of the Pops: 1990. The hits 11.00am Carry On Nurse (1959/PG) ★★★ most remote farms in Britain YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 of the era. 11.35 The Killing. Triple bill of the 12.45pm Paddington (2014/PG) ★★★★ with their nine children. (R) 6.00am Secrets of the Solar System. Double bill. drama. 2.30-3.30am Michael Palin’s New Europe 2.35 Masters of the Universe (1987/PG) Fantasy adventure, starring Dolph Lundgren. ★★ 8.00 VE Day: Countdown to Peace 9.00 Narrow SKY ONE 106 110 8.00 To Be Announced Escapes of World War Two. Double bill. Sky Virgin 4.45 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000/12) 9.00 Michael Caine: In His Own 11.00 Bangers and Cash. Five episodes. 6.00am Monkey Life. Four episodes. 8.00 Comedy sequel, starring Eddie Murphy. ★★★ Words A profile of the 4.00pm Great Continental Railway Journeys Modern Family. Triple bill. 9.30 The Simpsons. 6.45 The Imitation Game (2014/12) Biopic of 5.00 Great British Railway Journeys. Seven Double bill. 10.30 Soccer AM 12.00noon The codebreaker Alan Turing, starring Benedict Oscar-winning actor, drawing on episodes. 8.30 Great British Railway Journeys Simpsons. 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here are days in our lives we clearly her eyes, “Oh Mummy! No it isn’t, you’re dangerous? So I made sure she witnessed remember and one date that will joking me.” Prince Philip’s driving prowess. stand out for all of us is 9 April, I had to get a friend to back me up as she Something was sparked in Willow that day T 2021. That was the day we learnt was so convinced I was fibbing. Then she and, whether Friesian or fell, she became of the death of Prince Philip – and asked, “But why is he here?” very knowledgeable about black carriage our Queen’s heartbreaking loss. We’ll all miss “Well, this is Windsor Great Park, it’s sort horses shortly afterwards and was quick to his smile and his presence, although none of his garden.” tell me the Queen rode a fell pony like Max. of us can imagine how devastating a loss “Isn’t he kind to let everyone come here.” “I think they must both like black horses this will be to the Queen. What a rare Then she thought. “Does the Queen know?” with fluffy feet,” she said. and wonderful couple they were, with I remember laughing and telling her When I told her Prince Philip had also a relationship that stood the test of time I expected she did. In fact, she was probably played polo for years, well, she was smitten. for more than seven decades. here, too. Willow watched Prince Philip for a “Imagine if he was your grandpa…” I am sure anyone who came into contact while, then said, “He doesn’t look like a prince. “Well, he is a grandpa. In fact, he’s with Prince Philip will have been reminiscing He looks more like a really nice grandpa.” a great-grandpa.” and although I, sadly, was never fortunate How those words warmed my heart. In “Wow!” enough to meet him, I remember watching her innocence, Willow saw not a prince, but His smile as he admired the ponies him carriage driving with gusto, and seeing a man worthy of a child’s love. and their riders was radiant and his eyes him at the Royal Windsor Horse Show one During the day, Prince Philip, who spent seemed to twinkle with a hint of mischief. sunny day. a long time talking to many of the visitors We all know he wasn’t one to suffer fools, Willow was very young at the time, but who had invaded his privacy, took particular but I believe he was also a man with an when I mentioned the show she remembered interest in the carriage driving. I had to explain incredibly generous heart. it – and it brought a warm smile to her face. to Willow the reason for his interest. He clearly adored his family, he Prince Philip was so natural, so relaxed. She was in complete disbelief. How could encouraged children to be adventurous and He was genuinely enjoying the atmosphere he possibly be allowed to do something so have fun and I suspect that was what both and welcomed the hundreds he and the Queen enjoyed of horses, ponies and about hosting the Royal competitors converging Windsor Horse Show. on his “garden”. Wherever he looked, there His delighted smile at were children, whether riding children on small ponies was or on foot, and they were all one I will never forget. While having the time of their lives. tributes played across TV We all watched the screens and newspapers funeral with a mixture published souvenir issues of heart-wrenching pride with photographs of a and deep sorrow. Not wonderful statesman and surprisingly, I sobbed at the royal consort, allowing us sight of Prince Philip’s fell to admire him in formal ponies drawing their beloved uniform or at civil ceremonies, master’s vacant carriage I recalled Willow’s words and, like so many, found at the horse show when our dear Queen’s solitary I told her the identity of the sadness hard to bear. gentleman wearing a smart Innumerable lives were navy blazer in the centre of touched by Prince Philip’s the ring. time on Earth, and “Is it really? The while his loss is so deeply Queen’s husband?” mourned by us all, his “Yes, Prince Philip.” place in our hearts will Her mouth fell open be everlasting. S SUSAN HELLARD C/O ARENA and then she giggled, rolling God bless you sir. ●

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