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Highlights EX PROFESSOR

BY STAFF WRITER WENDY VANDELLON SUES MCC Such is the case with Professor the 2002-2003 academic year, asks for a redress of wages, stat- Filozof, a former political science MCC terminated his contract. ing MCC paid "Minority profes- professor at Monroe Community Now, Filozof is suing MCC for sors more because of their race." College, now working as an discrimination. Also contained in As for his stance on affirmative adjunct lecturer at Brockport. the lawsuit are claims that he was action, Thomas says, "I do sup- Filozof was regarded as a 'master paid less than 'less-or-equally port affirmative action but some teacher' and praised by students qualified' minorities, that he was assume this means favoring for his teaching styles and politi- falsely accused of sexual harass- under qualified minorities." cal neutrality in the classroom. ment, and after voicing his sup- Some may think Filozof is PTK Bowling Outside of the classroom, Filozof port of President Bush, and the trying to force an issue that has voiced support for President war in Iraq, fired. The firm repre- no merit. His students would dis- Page 12 Bush and the war in Iraq, hang- senting Filozof is Dolin, Thomas agree. Many of them are disgrun- ing a poster on his door. It read, and Solomon. tled at the firing. "I support President Bush... "We get hundreds of phone "I'm not on a pro-conservative National Republican Senatorial calls, and of those hundred we or anti-liberal crusade," Filozof Photography by Dinh La Committee." He also tried to may only take one case. We said in a phone interview. "I The First Amendment of the stage a rally to support the troops take the cases that we con- wanted to foster an educational Constitution states, "Congress in Iraq. sider the best," lawyer Nelson environment about the debate of shall make no law respecting... or Other faculty and staff, most Thomas stated in an interview on views." abridging the freedom of speech, of whom are liberal, began to try Tuesday. "MCC simply can't fire or of the press." What would hap- and oust Filozof from a teaching Dr. Filozof because it didn't like pen if the ability to voice an opin- position that he had rightfully him supporting President Bush ion was suddenly swept away as earned. His office door was even or because of his other politi- Cont 'd on Page 7 if it never existed? vandalized. At the conclusion of cal beliefs." In his suit, Filozof

D BY SUM BY STAFF WRITER KIM KING Not A Side-Note

From November 19th to the The show began as the lights and operatic Cannon, to the fast- 21st, the MCC performing arts were dimmed and the curtain paced Febles to the classic musi- department presented Side by rose to the music of "Comedy cal voice of Flagg. Side by Stephen Sondheim. A Tonight." Two grand pianos The second act was superi- revue of the music of Sondheim, adorned the back of the stage; or to the first. Most of the cast Front Page Side by Side is a celebration of the cast sat in a line of chairs at had a chance to perform a solo, one of Broadway's best-loved the front with their backs to the and each did so with their own Side By Side composer/lyricists. Side by Side audience. As the song began and style. Febles awed the audience Page 2 & 3 offers a collection of hits from the cast came alive, the audience with a beautiful performance of Public Safety American musicals: "Company," experienced a taste of what was "Send in the Clowns." Scanlon, "Follies," "A Little Night to come. What followed was an Maxwell and Rizzo added some Supreme Court Music," "Anyone Can Whistle," evening of song interspersed humor when they performed Page 4 & 5 and "Pacific Overtures." The with moments of dialogue from "Pretty Lady." The show ended Senator Spotlight cast of the show featured nine members of the cast. with a collection of all of the pre- current MCC students: Janelle vious songs in "A Conversation President's Corner The highlight of the first Cannon, Cathleen Febles, Adam act was when Cannon, Flagg, Piece," combined with the music Page 6 & 7 Flagg, Stacey LaFountain, Brian and Febles performed "Getting of Side by Side. DVD Holiday Guide Maxwell, Katie Osher, Danielle Married Today;" this song Photography by Laurie Conrad Raymo, Jamie Rizzo and Patrick Ex Professor (cont'd) showed the great range of tal- The flawless duet captured Scanlon. ent in the cast. From the slow the audience Page 8 & 9 Saluting MCC Troops PTK Bowling Page 10 & 11 Fashion Can Harm Opinionated Insight Page 12 & 13 Mike McClusky Advertisements Page 14& 15 Crossword Puzzle Comics Page 16

Melissa Hornseck Photography by Laurie Conrad Photography by Laurie Conrad The featured cast of Side by Side takes the stage. An angelic performance performed by pianists. MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE MONROE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE 2

KEEPING YOU SAFE

BY STAFF WRITER MARK STRASSELL

The recent outbreaks of vio- Assistant Director of Public With student enrollment of an incident on or around cam- lence, robbery and shooting at Safety responded, "You have to swelling at more than 17,000 pus. The Public Safety extension RIT have forced the college to use the tools you have." In the this fall, should the college con- is 2911. rethink its security plan. While case of an extreme act of vio- sider extending the budget for some feel the event was isolat- lence, the Brighton Town Police, the Public Safety Department? ed and change isn't necessary, "Who have a close working rela- Industry standards dictate a pro- many think it is a wake up call tionship with MCC" are notified. vision of 1.5 officers per thou- to all campuses in Western New Although MCC Public Safety sand people. Ms. Dyer states, York. Incidents like the October officers are not armed with weap- "We are getting closer to that stabbing at MCC have prompted ons, they are trained in defense standard." She goes on to say some students to question the tactics by the Police Academy. that upgrading to University effectiveness of MCC's Public- If a real event were to occur, Ms. Police is something that needs to Safety. Dyer stresses the need to "main- be discussed with the college, but Photograph) by Mark sn.i^d When questioned about tain a safe distance." She also is not likely to happen. Supervisor Terry Dillard MCC's protocol during the encourages the students to help Students are encouraged to and Officer Yousuf Kjuin violent incident, Leah Dyer, create a safe campus community. call Public Safety in the event standing guard.

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Advisor Lori Moses - VaPA Publication Information ANOREXIA Eating Disorders The content of this issue is © Copyright 2004 by The Monroe Doctrine, and may not be reprinted in part or in whole with- BY STAFF WRITER out the expressed written consent of the LELSIE GREENWOOD editorial staff of the Monroe Doctrine. Submissions Eating disorders are on the placed into three main catego- from bulimia eats beyond the ally due to the huge adjustment Editorial submissions from students, fac- rise among college students. The ries: anorexia nervosa, buli- point of fullness (known as bing- changes. Students face many ulty, and staff are welcome and will be Brighton Campus Health Center mia nervosa, and binge eating. ing) and purges afterwards. pressures, such as school work, published at the discretion of the editorial staff. All writers may express their views has referred students to an out- Characteristics of eating disor- Binge eating is a condi- maintaining a social life, and car- on almost any topic that directly impact side organization for help with ders often vary from person to tion where someone eats large rying new responsibilities. Some the Doctrine's readers. However, this is overcoming them this semester. person. Generally, a person with amounts of food in short periods people turn to an eating disorder not a forum for writers, with their own According to national sta- one of these disorders will have of time. They often feel disgusted as a way to cope with these prob- agendas, to revolt against the college or tistics, if you take four random extreme behaviors resulting in and ashamed by this behavior. lems, or maintain some form of aspects of the local community. Writers should express their opinions based on female friends, at least l-in-4 mixed emotions and attitudes. There are many reasons peo- control in their life. verifiable documented fact. Any writer have an eating disorder. Chances A person suffering from ple develop an eating disorder. If you or someone you know who expresses his or her opinion based are you may even have one and anorexia may show signs of self- In many cases, it's about more has an eating disorder, there are on what he or she feels is true, rather not know it. Many people are not starvation and intense weight than just food or weight. An eat- many places you can go for help. than on well-researched data that can aware that they have a disorder lose. In many cases, they feel ing disorder is a person's attempt hold up in a court of law, assumes full Feel free to stop by the health responsibility for any libel or lawsuit because characteristics associ- overweight, despite signifi- to gain control of emotions, feel- center here on campus. They that develops. ated with them are considered cant weight loss. They become ings, and situations that seem won't treat you, but they will acceptable behaviors among col- intensely preoccupied by their overwhelming. refer you to an outside agency Circulation lege age students. body weight and shape. The rise of eating disorders that can. 5,000 copies Eating disorders can be Someone who is suffering among college students is usu- MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE 3 Pain in the CRIMEBLOTTER 11/03/04 11/10/04 Spine of MCC Criminal Mischief- A non stu- Petit Larceny - A student's unat- dent was arrested in the ter- tended purse was taken from race for recklessly kicking a 11-110. BY STAFF WRITER hole in a pillar. December CHRIS BAKER Petit Larceny - An unknown 11/12/04 person stole property from Petit Larceny - A student had her Events Perhaps you are not aware of plaints about female harassment a student's vehicle parked in hub caps stolen from Lot H. the MCC area, 'The Spine.' It in this area. This is unacceptable LotQ. Hillside Special Santa connects buildings 1, 3, 11, and behavior. Students, regardless of 11/13/04 12. On a typical day, nearly every their sex, should be able to travel Program for Children 11/04/04 Making Graffiti - Graffiti was student passes through this walk- safely around the school without Ongoing to December 15 Petit Larceny - A student observed in 11-395A. way. At certain times, it is nearly being taunted or talked down. Campus Center Desk reports the theft of her book impassible due to student conges- Some responsibility should be bag from the 4th floor of the 11/15/04 tion. This hallway was made as taken on the part of the student Salsa Lessons library. Harassment 2nd - An employee a main artery for the campus. It body to mature past its present Mondays from 4 p.m. - 5 p.m. Making Graffiti - A student of Java's Coffee Shop was was not made as a hangout place. state. Wednesdays from 4:30 p.m. - reported offensive graffiti in harassed at the coffee shop. 'The Spine' is an excellent place 5:30 p.m. 'The Spine' should be left for 9-195A at 1100 hrs. Petit Larceny - A student left where people spot others and MCC Racquetball Courts student travel. There are numer- his calculator unattended in meet friends, but the congestion ous lounges and hangout spots 11/08/04 building 2 and it was taken. creates a great inconvenience on campus. If you need a spot, Bill Stewart & Greg Stewart Petit Larceny - A food service for people who are trying to go there is one for you outside of Ongoing to December 19 student reported he left his key 11/16/04 to class. 'The Spine.' Rochester Contemporary in locker #37 on the 1st floor Harassment 2nd - A staff mem- There have been several com- of building 3 and property was ber reports that she was in an College Bowling Night removed. argument with a former boy- Wednesdays from Want to place a classified ad in the MD? Harassment - Two students friend on campus. 8:30 p.m.- 11 p.m. were involved in a fight on Olympic Bowl Businesses, students, and faculty are welcome to the 2nd floor of the building These are the Brighton campus $10 for all you can bowl, eat 12 hallway. There were minor incident reports for 11/01/04 - pizza, and drink soda submit classified ads in the Monroe Doctrine. injuries. 11/16/04. Administration edits Criminal Mischief- A student these reports before sending For pricing and information: them to the Monroe Doctrine, Breakfast With Santa vehicle was damaged while it so the information is limited. December II — 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Building 3 room 134 or call 585.292-2539. was parked in Lot H. Monroe A & B

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BY STAFF WRITER CHRISTINA MALEY

It's that time of year again! Wedding Set ($39.99), Cabbage held system ($199.99). Along with challenging beanbag and Children of all ages are hop- Patch Kids dolls ($29.99), and with classic Nintendo systems balloon activities for afternoons ing and praying to receive the the Bella Dancerella Home comes more for vintage video of fun and learning ($19.99). hottest holiday gifts of the Ballet Dance Studio including, game enthusiasts. Players can And what about the infamous year. The 2004 Holiday season "how to" dance videos and even join Ms. Pac Man and more for Elmo? Elmo is back this year, "must-haves" are a combina- costumes ($29.99). But don't for- some original '80s arcade action singing and dancing to his own tion of both the old and new. get about the coolest, must-have with the II plug-and-play rendition of the Village People's Listed in Toy Wishes Magazine's dolls with attitude. This holiday, TV Games Video Game System. YMCA, entitled E-L-M-O. This Holiday Edition 2004 and on the Bratz Dolls are partying in Just simply plug the system into toy is sure to get a few laughs, The Monroe www.NorthPoleSantaClaus.com their Tokyo A-Go-Go Dance N' a TV and play Ms. Pac Man, and you may just find yourself are the top gifts for boys, girls, Skate Club. This is not just the Mappy, , Pole Position, singing along ($19.99). Doctrine is currently and the entire family that are ordinary doll set. This is a full and Galaga for a price that is No matter which toys are cho- looking for exciting sure to please. functioning dance club with a sure to please ($15.99). sen for the special little ones on For the little girl on your DJ booth, roller rink, lounge, If you are looking for the your list, these toys are sure to and motivated list, making their returns and even real, working speakers perfect item that is suitable for please. Grandma—they are def- people! for the 2004 Holiday season ($89.99). Boys, and men too, are the entire family to spend time initely better than underwear! are a few classic toys with a begging for the holiday season's together, enjoying Cranium's Happy Holidays! Damon City new spin. These toys include hottest electronic gadgets, like Balloon Lagoon is it. This set is Barbie's Princess and the Pauper the new Nintendo DS hand- a family oriented activity station Campus Editor-In- Chief, Photography on the Supreme Court Editor, Opinion

BY STAFF WRITER Editor, Advertising CHRISTINA LEWIS Manager, Writers, William Rehnquist was nomi- treatment just one week prior statement "According to my doc- condition raises the possibility Graphic Designers, nated to the Supreme Court in to the 2004 presidential elec- tors, my plan to return to the of a change in Justices. It has Artists, Illustrators, 1972 by President Nixon, then tion after being diagnosed with office [Nov 1st] was too optimis- been suggested that President named Chief Justice by President thyroid cancer. tic." Dispite his George W. Bush would replace and Photographers Ronald Reagan in 1986. Since Shortly after his illness, however the Rehnquist with another con- then, he has been involved in diagnosis, Justice he has continued servative. If Rehnquist leaves the If interested: many cases, including the 2000 Rehnquist under- to participate in Supreme Court, he will be just Building 3 election decision. He was one went a tracheot- cases and make two years short of the record of the five conservatives who omy, planning to decisions using for the longest serving Justice Room 134 or call voted in the ruling that decided return to office transcripts and in history. Currently it is Justice 585.292-2540. the election, a victory of 5-4 for November 1 of written briefs. William O. Douglas that has Bush. this year. A slow courtesy KRT Regardless of served the longest. Chief Justice William H. recovery has delayed the pro- his continued involvement in Rehnquist, 80, began medical cess. Rehnquist wrote in a brief the Supreme Court, Rehnquist's MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE MONROE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE 4

BY STAFF WRITER CHRISTINA LEWIS

With the approach of the holi- the Business Administration/ in the class is instruction on how of your income. days, it may be a good idea to Economics department says, "I to plan, save, and spend wisely. Personal Money Management learn about financial responsi- teach this class because I enjoy Some examples include has become quite popular among LifeSryl/s bility- whether you've maxed out teaching the content. I find the budgeting, and creat- MCC students. For the Spring your credit cards or not. What material dynamic and rel- ing a financial plan 2005 semester, there are more better way to learn how to cut evant to my students' to realize goals like than 25 sections being offered spending then by taking a course lives." Personal Money early retirement. "I and two sections during inter- that will teach practical life les- Management teach- recommend that session 2005. Get aboard the sons, and as an added bonus, you es you informa- people start to Personal Money Management can even earn three credits. ECO tion necessary for save early in their train and join a class today. 103 Personal Money Management real-life, including lives. As a tool to Registration is currently in pro- is a great class to take as an elec- how to avoid credit get started, begin to cess. Hurry up, this class fills tive because it is very useful for troubles and ways to save save your change," says quickly! everyday life. money on automobile and Courtesy KRT Kinel. Specifically, she Professor Sandra Kinel of home purchases. Also included recommends saving at least 10% Clu Lifestyles BY STAFF WRITER LEAH BASCIANI PEER MENTORS Calendar CONTRIBUTIONS FROM BETTE BOVENZI S.A.V.I.O.R.S. and More What: Brad Freeman Opening Every student who goes Another upcoming program in Matthew's Closet for the Corpus Reception through summer orientation February is the Health Fair for Christi Church and a food drive Where: Mercer Gallery, MCC at MCC knows who the Peer which a number of local health for a local family in need. Brighton Campus Mentors are. During orientation agencies will be on campus giv- One of the most important pro- When: December 3rd they do skits, give tours, and ing out information on health grams that the Peer Mentors are Time: 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. answer questions about Monroe related issues relevant to students. involved in is the S.A.V.I.O.R.S. Etc: Artist's Residencies Community College. The Peer Another program about eating dis- program (Students Against activities week of Mentors are busy all year around. orders is also being planned. Violence In Our Rochester 12/6-12/10 Besides Orientation, they . are In terms of volunteer work for Streets). Last year, the Peer Photograph) by Mark Strassell Peer mentors share vital infor- What: MCC's Instrumental involved in a number of programs the community, the Peer Mentors Mentors were involved with mation with newcomers during Concert designed to help both students and are part of the Adopt the Highway Monroe County District Attorney, the annual orientation. When: December 13th the community. program and are responsible for Michael Green and other officials Time: 7:30 p.m. Peer Mentors have volunteered maintaining a stretch of highway from law enforcement, who spoke Where: MCC Theatre, Bldg. 4 their time and talents for a num- off of Route 383 near Spencerport. out on the issue of violence. This Cost: Free ber of school activities. They Also, every October they host year, they hope to do the same Parking: Lot F sponsored Welcome Back to the a cleanup in the Ames and Jay as well as help children who are Neighborhood, a program that Street area. They will be going victims of violence attend camp What: Two Voices/Two Pages invited different businesses in back to the area in the spring to at Camp Good Days, a goal they When: December 13th the community to come to MCC plant flowers to help keep the area are currently fundraising to meet. Where: Writers & Books Verb to offer information to the stu- looking nice. The Peer Mentors Types of fundraising include, a Cafe dents. A number of Peer Mentors have also started several col- bottle and can collection, recy- 740 University Avenue also participated at the Children's lections, including a book drive cling used ink cartridges, a dance Photography by Mark Time: 7:30 p.m. Book Festival, which was cospon- for children at Rochester City contest during mid-March, and a Peer mentors Richelle, Eric, Cost: Free sored by the English Department. School No 9, a clothing drive for comedy night at the end of April. Kat, Sharese share a smile. Info: Actors from Geva Theatre perform staged readings Phone: 585.473-2590 What: ADHD: Myths & Misconceptions SPO ISHT For: Preschoolers When: December 14th Where: Strong Memorial chen Roseler Hospital, Room 3-6408 BY STAFF WRITER Time: Noon - 1 p.m. CHARLOTTE MELVIN Info: Please call EAP at 585.275-4987 to The Student Senate, which ties, Gretchen works at Strong services, like counseling and dents to advertise and promote pre-register is part of the Campus Center Museum in guest relations, and advisement, which are available different programs, and she feels Student Association, includes volunteers at MCC's Child Care to them. Students sometimes go that there now is more student What: Vocal Concert many exceptional students. One Center, working with preschool- home or to jobs on the weekend, involvement. She encourages When: December 15th of them is Gretchen Roseler. ers. "I like people and I like so trying to keep them actively students to become involved, but Where: MCC Theatre, Bldg. 4 Gretchen enrolled in MCC with helping them," says Gretchen. involved is often a challenge. mostly to "stay in school." Time: 7:30 p.m. a focus on playing soccer. Her She follows up her words with Gretchen feels strongly about her Cost: Free plans changed, as did her focus, actions. goal of making the Resident Hall What: Alfred Schnittke 70th and she became very involved in Gretchen will complete her more actively involved in the col- Birthday Concert campus life at MCC. Liberal Arts degree in Biology lege. She acknowledges that 18- When: December 15th She applied to the Senate, was in December of this year and 20 year olds are "just getting Time: 8 p.m. accepted and placed in the posi- A.A.S. in Biotechnology in May started being on their own and Where: U of R, Kilbourn Hall tion of Resident Hall Senator. 2005. Afterwards, she is heading they want to do things their own way." She recently organized a Cost: Free This is a weighty position when south to Georgia State University you realize that she is the voice to pursue pre-med. Gretchen's cooking contest in the Residence What: Renaissance Concert for the 406 students who live in interests lie in the field of medi- Halls, where there was a great When: December 10 MCC's residence halls. She is the cine and she plans to be a "pedi- turn out, with 20 suites in the Time: 7:30 p.m. Deputy Speaker of the Senate and atric worker." competition and a day of interac- Where: MCC Theatre, Bldg. 4 has charge of judicial concerns As Resident Hall Senator, she tion between students and MCC Cost: $3 for students, within the Senate. works to make students famil- faculty. Gretchen's time is spent personally talking to student resi- $5 general admission Along with these responsibili- iar with MCC's campus and the Photography by Dinh La

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STEVE WELLS Lifestyles BY LIFESTYLES EDI TOR Calendar LISA BATES What: Holiday Cheer: Wells graduated from Tupper Masters. Jokingly, he answers, "Playing on Performances, crafts Lake High School in 1975. Mr. Personally, Steve Wells sees the PGA Tour, but given my age, & activities Wells says that while he was in himself as "someone who enjoys I may have to explore the Senior When: December 18th & 19th high school he was "inspired by what he does." In addition to Tour." Where: Strong Museum my math teacher." teaching, he also As for his students, he likes Cost: Included with regular Not only did the enjoys golf and to see "steady progress." When museum admission subject come easy "Given my running. He says he asked what he likes most about for him, he says, age, I may runs "three to five teaching, Wells replied, "I like What: MCC Child Care his teacher "made it miles per day, and the interaction with the students. Center Events fun to learn." have to plays golf at least It's rewarding to see students When: December 12th After graduating four times a week become successful in a subject What: Holiday Party-Infant from high school, explore the during the good area that may not be on their Wing Submitted Photograph Wells went on to weather." When it favorites list." When: December 22nd Steve Wells is in his third get his Associates Senior Tour comes to his health, With his success and passion What: Kwanzaa Celebration year as an adjunct faculty mem- degree from San he says, "I try to do for teaching, Steve Wells exudes When: December 23rd ber at MCC. With twenty-six Antonio Junior College in 1977. all the right things. It's the run- a love of life and learning. He What: Corduroy's Birthday years in teaching, twenty-five of After returning to New York in ning every day which keeps any uses his knowledge and wit to What: Pooh Bear's Birthday which he has spent at Webster 1978, he attended Brockport State stress minimal, which I believe is accompany his students on their Phone: 585.292-2640 for info High School, Steve Wells cur- and received his Bachelors degree very important in my busy life." own educational journeys. From rently teaches Mathematics and in 1979. Nazareth College soon With such a dedication to his this student's perspective, he What: Family Fun Day with Computer Programming. Raised topped off his educational jour- work and health, are there any "makes it fun to learn." ARNI (Adoption in Tupper Lake, New York, Mr. ney, and in 1981, he received his goals he has not accomplished? Resource Network, Inc) When: January 17th Where: Strong Museum Cost: Included with regular museum admission HOLIDAY SPIRIT Info: Coinciding with Martin Luther King Jr. BY STAFF WRITER Day, various multi-cul- CHRISTINA LEWIS tural performances & Are you in the holiday spir- Kranks are attracting all Jeter and Leslie Zemeckis They decide to take a Caribbean activities it yet? If not, there are plenty age groups to embark \^ in supporting roles. This cruise until their daughter sur- of activities that are currently on both magical jour- movie is rated G, and is prises them by cutting her trip going on to help boost your holi- neys. a must see for the entire short and coming back home. Did You Know? day energy level. The most popu- Polar Express allows your family! The parents must rush to arrange The land Monroe lar activities are making cookies, inner child to be released for Christmas with the a traditional Christmas quickly Community College decorating, and evidently, shop- the duration of your trip Kranks, rated PG, allows before their daughters' arrival. was built on was a ping! What is not so popular but to the show. A young you to experience the best Both movies are a great way former pig farm. could really increase your holi- boy's belief in Santa is medicine-laughter! This to get into the holiday spirit. day spirit is a trip to the movies. expressed as he takes comedy stars Tim Allen Take some of those homemade \ Two popular movies currently a trip to the North Pole and Jamie Lee Curtis cookies to the show with you. playing at theaters this holiday on Christmas Eve. as parents who decide Relax, and enjoy the holidays! season are setting a trend in the Tom Hanks stars as to cancel Christmas holiday cheer department. Polar the conductor of the , KRT 'jecause their daugh- Express and Christmas with the train, along with Michael ter is away for the holidays. PRESIDENTS C 0 R N E R soon enough. While we enjoy the fruits of with our Renaissance Square various aspects of the college to Colleges have similar life those labors and a little "phew! partners to realize our shared identify strengths and areas for cycles - a frenzy of projects and No construction" down time, the vision. When this project is com- improvement. It's a process that then a time to breathe. At MCC, future is not far from our minds. plete, MCC students, faculty and most students won't notice but the frenzy of building residence We regularly ask ourselves where staff who learn and work down- it's important to maintaining a halls and a campus center filled we see the college five, 10, 15 town will have a state-of-the-art quality institution. our last few years. Now, we can years down the road. In fact, we facility designed with teaching As you can see, enjoying enjoy the fruits of our hard work are working on many projects and learning in mind. this break from construction and sacrifices. The spirit and that will significantly impact our We are also busy with two doesn't mean we are sitting excitement that fills the campus future. major initiatives that are mostly still. I encourage our students center every day compensates Construction will begin this invisible to students now but will to think of your winter break the for every construction-related spring on a new, artificial turf have a tremendous impact down same way. See your fall semes- inconvenience. Seeing students soccer field which will help the road. We are implement- ter responsibilities through to the and faculty use the new spaces our athletic teams cope with ing a new management infor- last detail and then enjoy some to host thought-provoking speak- Rochester's challenging weath- mation system - Banner - that well deserved time away from lotograph ers, to hold community-building er. Our vision also includes a will manage all finance, student, textbooks and exams. Unwind, The fall semester is coming to events and to host fundraisers for new field house to help our ath- human resource, financial aid relax and take the opportunity to a close. I'm sure you are scram- worthy causes affirms the atten- letic programs accommodate the and alumni-related information. look ahead. What do you want to bling to finish term papers and tion paid to every construction remarkable growth in student When the project is complete in accomplish next semester, next prepare for final exams. The hol- detail, from beginning to end. involvement. The last signifi- 2006, students will have 24/7 year or in 10 years? What do you iday break is so close that it may Welcoming students each fall cant investment in athletic and Web access to MCC data that need to do now to accomplish seem to be teasing you, tempt- to the Alice Holloway Young physical education facilities was includes services for students, your goals? ing you to rush through the last Commons and witnessing their in 1968. Since then, nine teams such as class registration, grades, If it can work for your college, assignments and wrap yourselves excitement at becoming part of have been added and participa- etc. The second major initiative it can work for you. in all things non-academic. You the MCC residential commu- tion in both intercollegiate and is our re-accreditation with the have worked hard this semester, nity, reminds us that the hard intramural athletics has risen Middle States Commission on in and out of the classroom. You decisions involved in planning, dramatically. The future also Higher Education. To earn our deserve some time to relax and a building and operating the halls includes a new downtown cam- re-accreditation, teams of facul- R. THOMAS FL N break from studying. It will come are worth making. pus and we are busy working ty, staff and students are studying PRESIDENT MONROE COMMUNFTY COLLEGE MONROE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE 6 FORTUNE FAVORS ALEXANDER

BY STAFF WRITER MATT TROMBULAK LiieSfyl/s "Fortune favors the bold" his father has a second child piece, unable to balance exposi- contains a few scenes of nudity in Oliver Stone's latest epic with another woman. Alexander, tion and action. with Alexander and his lovers. about Alexander the Great. once King of Macedonia, seeks What Alexander has to offer is Fortunately, this year has Alexander, starring Colin Farrell to conquer all lands to the east. a great music score by Vangelis, flourished with epics: Troy, and Angelina Jolie, chronicles With every' conquest, there is cinematography worthy of an King Arthur, and The Passion. the life of the title character great loss. One by one as the Oscar nomination and an excep- Alexander is a must to check out from boyhood to his conquests eastern kingdoms fall, the lands tionally well fleshed out rela- if you've been impressed with in Asia and up to his death become foreign and spell disas- tionship between a man and his any of those three films. The at age 32. Narrated by Old ter. mother. The exotic sets used for film is not an accurate depiction Ptolemy (Anthony Hopkins) in Alexander follows such recent Alexander, filmed in Morocco of Alexander's life, but like the Alexandria, Egypt, this almost epics like Gladiator and Troy and Thailand, give the movie- other epics, it gives a story worth three-hour epic shifts around on in this return genre of ancient goer an intriguing view into the telling about a name always liv- numerous occasions, easily con- warfare. Unlike Gladiator and lands of Macedonia, Egypt and ing in history. fusing moviegoers who haven't Troy, Alexander has a collection Western Asia. The pace of the brushed up on their ancient his- of more famous actors headlin- film is quite fast once the con- tory in a while. ing the film. Too many popular quests into Asia begin, allow- Alexander's story begins as names and typecast actors star in ing for underdeveloped relation- he witnesses a marital scuffle this film. Still, Farrell and Jolie's ships between Alexander and between his womanizing father, performance are surprisingly his male lover, Hephaistion as King Philip of Macedonia (Val Oscar-worthy. The high scale his Babylonian wife, Roxane Kilmer) and his seductive moth- battles are some of the most bru- (Rosario Dawson) at times. One er Olympias (Angelina Jolie). tal ever on screen, but lack any aspect that was not shied away Alexander's life and his succes- meaning or direction at times. from was Alexander's bisexual- sion are put in jeopardy when The film is mainly a dialogue ity. The film, which was rated R, Courtesy Warner Bros.

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Many students praise this Thomas stated that he "hopes the regarding the matter. Filozof style of teaching stating, "He suit will do it though permanent and Thomas seem in good spir- taught the class with profession- change may require other suits or its about the case, Thomas even alism, patience, humor, energy a shake up of approach." going as far as to state that he and the most important, neutral- The defendants in the case feels Filozof is going to win. ity." Some even credit him as the are Monroe Community College, Until the conclusion of the suit, reason why they decided to major Monroe County, the college board working as an adjunct is serving in political science or follow of trustees, President of MCC R. as a means of income, but due to other avenues within politics. Thomas Flynn, Vice President his termination it may be diffi- Others fought for their beloved of Academic Services Janet cult to receive a ten year teacher's teacher by writing outraged let- Glocker, Dean of the Liberal contract. That will depend on the It is not too late to make a submission. Due to the ters to the administration, find- Arts Department Chet Rogalski, outcome of the suit. overwhelming response after the deadline, we, ing them cold, unreceptive, and chair of the Anthropology / While there may be resent- standing behind their decision. History / Political Science / ment if Filozof does win the suit, the Time Capsule Committee, have extended our This attitude has even caused Sociology Department Susan and earn his job back, Filozof acceptance date for submissions. We are looking for some students to seek other col- Belair and Department Secretary states, "I'm not interested in experiences and insights, both present and future, of leges where they can pursue their Diana Rayner, Vice President of resentment. I was there to teach Monroe Community College and the surrounding intended majors. Student Services Susan Salvador, for an honest days work and for community. This project is developed by students as and Anthropology Professor When asked if the suit will an honest days pay. It would be a way to bridge MCC's past, present, and future. If alter the college's current anti- David Day. nice to teach again in the political conservative attitude, Filozof felt At this point, the initial com- science department." you have any questions or would like to discuss this that it is "so ingrained there will plaint has been filed, but there project, please feel free to call the Photo ID Office at be no change." Lawyer Nelson has been no response from MCC 585.292-2548.

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English 106.002 Detective Fiction MWF 10:00-10:50 Spring 2005

Fulfills literature, humanities, or general elective credits MONROE COMMUNrTY COLLEGE MONROE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE 8

SALUTING MCC TR I I PS

BV MANAGING EDITOR KAREN D'ANGELO

On November 19th, during col- adorned the boxes. These donations The attehdance increased exponen- lege hour, WMCC saluted the are being sent to MCC students, fac- tially in the last half-hour. People troops by encouraging students and ulty and staff who are risking their eagerly awaited the raffle drawings faculty members to donate items lives for us in war. Laura Coriddi while grooving to music supplied by in the campus center atrium for gave the event a more personal WMCC. the brave over in Iraq. With touch when photos of Afghanistan Mike Coutts, host for WMCC, help from Educational Technology were displayed on the plasma televi- was disappointed in a comment Services, Maddy Cuciti, and Laura sions for all to view. made by a student. Mike claims Coriddi, goods were gathered to Those who donated received a a student approached him saying send over to Iraq. number afterwards to be used in he wasn't going to donate because Boxes wrapped in festive holi- a raffle for prizes. Some exam- the soldiers shouldn't be over there day paper sat open, ready to be ples of prizes were pre-screening in the first place. Regardless of filled with donations. Needed items movie tickets for Christmas with "should" or "shouldn't," WMCC and included health products, food, den- the Kranks (Tim Allen, Jamie Educational Technology Services did tal supplies, movies, music, writing Lee Curtis) and Alexander (Colin a tremendous, compassionate job in materials and games. Signs stating, Farrell, Anthony Hopkins), as well raising items to send to our MCC Photograph by Karen D'Angelo "Support our troops! Operation as gift certificates for Java's, Simply troops in Iraq. General Manager, Ryan Turco adjusts the MCC in Iraq. Drop off location," Crepes and Aramark food services. mixer as Mike Coutts lends an ear.

Photograph by Karen D'Angelo Photograph by Karen D'Angeki Mike Coutts raffles off prizes during a give-a-way. WMCC accepts various donations during 'Operation MCC to Iraq'

BY STAFF WRITER OLIVENE ADAMS

Student Nicole Willis gave a was very popular. When Hitler a better respect for what Jews warm welcome for Dr. Franklin was in office, all you would hear have gone through. One of the Little on November 10, 2004 for is his furious voice. When you key points he made is that Jews the 14th Annual Kristallnacht turned on your radio, you heard were not the only ones who suf- Program, The Holocaust Genocide nothing else. The people of that fered. This statement is still true Studies Project sponsored this era were flooded with his mes- today. Dr. Little says that all you activity. sages." Dr. Little talked about have to do is ask any Black or Dr. Franklin, known as the anti-Semitism and the survival Hispanic person about racism to "father of the Holocaust," is a of the Holocaust. He says that it discover that it is still a serious professor at Richard Stockton shouldn't take more than 10 years issue. Dr. Franklin Little is now College. Dr. Little is a very reli- to turn a country around, how- 87 years old and still doing tours, gious man, he believes that many ever, Germany took longer. He he encourages people to stay edu- of his struggles have been related believes this is because of lack cated and have a strong positive to his faith. During the 1930's, of faith. faith. He remains close to his he said, "We were faced with He says that today people, family, his daughter, and grand- the media of the radio...the radio including Germans, tend to have children. Courtesy KRT Carol Ann Riser listens to a closing narrative to "Daniels Story," an exhibition at the U.S. Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. MONROE COMMUNrTY COLLEGE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE 9

PTK BOWLING FOR HOPE

BY LIFESTYLES EDITOR LISA BATES

On Saturday, November 20th at 1 p.m., Phi pons for anyone that got a "turkey" (3 strikes team The three Doctrineers, with Frick and Theta Kappa kicked off a spectacular bowl-a- in a row). By the third game, they had run out Frack, received a trophy for the person with thon for Hope House. Hope House is a place of coupons. the highest series. Michael won a three game for cancer patients and their families to stay, The day consisted of a 50/50 raffle, a silent series with a score of 900. Scott Naramore, expenses paid, while going through therapy. auction, food and drinks. The raffle reached from the team Minds in the Gutter, bowled People from different MCC clubs as well as $103 for the winner. Some items up for bid in a 300 and received a trophy for best game. students and faculty joined in to help raise the auction included gift certificates to local The three Doctrineers, with Frick and Frack money for this worthy cause. restaurants, a $25 Wal-Mart gift certificate, won the trophy for the team with the highest The teams consisted of friends from Hope handmade pottery, a talking Santa, and a series. House, members of Phi Theta Kappa, stu- food storage container set. The bidding was With good food and some friendly com- dent senators, faculty/staff, Monroe Doctrine silent but fierce, especially for the Wal-Mart petition, the bowl-a-thon helped raise over members, and students. The tournament was certificate. a thousand dollars for a worthy charity. Phi an 8-pin no-tap, meaning if at least 8 pins are The event finished up with trophies going Theta Kappa put a lot of effort into promot- kjiocked down in one roll it counts as a strike. to some special bowlers, but in order to spread ing, organizing, and carrying out the bowl-a- Throughout the first and second games, the the trophies out a person could not receive thon, showing what a club can do for the com- organizers were handing out free game cou- more than one. Michael Thomann, from the munity when it works together.

Submitted Photograph Monroe Doctrine Team: Jordan, Trey, Lisa, Chris and Michael are the winners for PTK Bowling for Hope event.

STRIKE TODAY, SPARE TOMORROW

BY NEWS EDITOR MICHAEL THOMANN

Bowling is striking interest dents that the bowling alley was discounts and special offers for among today's college students. overwhelmed and understaffed. college students. Local colleges are regularly par- What changes have been made Whatever the reasons, bowl- ticipating in this fun past time. that draws these college students? ing is good clean fun that can be On November 20, Olympic Bowl The addition of extreme bowling, enjoyed by everyone. With the hosted three colleges all in the which is bowling in the dark with game's flexibility, people realize same afternoon. MCC was there fancy lights and music, might be that there is always spare time at 1 p.m. for the Phi Theta Kappa one reason. Another could be to bowl, if not today then tomor- sponsored bowl-a-thon for Hope that bowling alleys are starting to row. Students have really caught House. RIT and U of R were implement college night. Places on to this concept and are rolling scheduled to follow the MCC like Olympic Bowl have at least with it! event. It was so busy with stu- one night a week dedicated to

Submitted Photograph Submitted Photograph Michael Thomann poses with Michael Thomann demonstrates his bowling ball that bowled him how it's done. a 300 in 3 consecutive games. MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE MONROE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE 10

or Not

R V BY STAFF WRITER N AMANDA WOOD If you haven't noticed, there cer patients and survivors by sell- the value of these bands, I am what Lance Armstrong, Target, have been an array of col- ing yellow bands with the words all for good intentions. American and American Eagle have in ored bands adorning wrists "Livestrong." Target promotes Eagle could have come up with common. With close to the entire with catchy slogans telling the Breast Cancer Research something a little bit catchier population of Hollywood sport- us to "Livestrong," "Share Foundation buy offering pink like, "Give the Abused Kids ing these wristbands, it's hard to Beauty," and "Spread Hope." wristbands with the words, Some Damn Money for Help," as see the fine line between legiti- One even reminds us where we "Share Beauty. Spread Hope." opposed to just promoting their mate concerns and fashion state- buy our clothes, "American Eagle Let me point out American own label on a band meant to help ments. Don't buy something just Outfitters." However, do we Eagle's honest attempt at capi- young kids and teens in need. I because if is the "in thing" to do. really know the meaning behind talizing on the growing fad by believe it is important that people Buy it because it is what you sup- these organizations and what we introducing wristbands of vari- understand what they are wearing port and it is who you want to are wearing them for? These lit- ous colors that say nothing else and not just wear things because help. tle bands are raising support for but "American Eagle Outfitters" it is cool. Many students I have big causes across the country and on them. Their bands support talked to have either received a around the world. For example, abused kids through the YMCA wristband from a family member Lance Armstrong has raised over and Jumpstart programs. Do not or from their significant other. 22 million dollars in support can- misunderstand my position on Unfortunately, few actually know

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BY STAFF WRITER AMANDA WOOD w '••••.•::: • itf ill '~-*tiit:m - How far is too far? That is hallways, cafes, or even during while at school. Did it ever really and I cannot forget the pornog- finished, and should remain fin- one question that many students class - I have heard some pretty occur to anyone that this raunchy raphy being watched right next ished. Let's act like adults and need to ask themselves when ridiculous comments. One of the humor is not meant for everyone to me as I write this article in make something of ourselves joking around with friends, most problematic things for me to hear or be privy to? For exam- the MCC Psychology computer - other than fools. or when making small talk in to see is a group of friends jok- ple, in a period of one week I lab. My point is that I, and most the hallways. These days you ing about their sex lives, coarse experienced, overhearing a stu- other people, find it absolutely don't have to go too far to hear gesticulations included. I want dent suggesting to another stu- absurd to have to put up with the latest juicy gossip and pri- to ask, "Do we know our lim- dent of the opposite sex to give this outlandish behavior and vate affairs of your peers here its?" Or a better question yet, "sexual favors" to anyone, being talk. There is a line and it needs on campus. It seems as though "Do we know the limits of our mooned (twice-by the same per- to stop being crossed. I am not many students choose to cross peers?" It is one thing to joke son), seeing people grinding in paying money to go to college the line of inappropriateness within a small group, in a pri- the atrium, numerous catcalls, just to experience high school continually, and in any situation. vate area or, on you own time. It hearing an extensive and quite all over again. We can come to It does not matter if it is in the is another to do it on the job or descriptive STD conversation, the conclusion that high school is Courtesy KRT Can Harm

BY GUEST WRITER CHUCK HARRISON

One cannot turn on the TV home and are safe from the pry- cold that day in early November people, and her body was vibrat- important than personal safety in or peer into the over-glossed air ing eyes of their co-eds, they that even my own overused brown ing so fast that the friction could this society? Do any of you really brushed pages of a magazine throw off those shameful gar- sweater wasn't cutting it. I spied supply enough heat for twenty. think that heels and a miniskirt, without seeing it. It's even invad- ments and slip into sweat pants this girl's long bare legs and sti- As she passed me I smiled, when it's thirty outside, will make ing our sweet and fair schoolyard. and oversized sweaters. I see letto supported feet, the tops of warm in my sweater, and nod- others think you are this sexy Fashion. This cultural pursuit for these girls in their 'nothing to the her thick thighs concealed by a ded, a practice I think more vixen? The answers to these ques- acceptance and .'looking good' imagination' get ups and I wonder thin layer of red fabric. A shawl people should try in this school tions are simply "no." For heav- has been harmful to the general if they do this because they think draped over her shoulders, which and in this city. She noticed my ens sake, put on some clothes! public. I see it with my own eyes some boy on campus will get the was securely clutched about her pearly off-whites and offered me Boys will still flock to your side on a day-to-day basis. Boys try- hint and ask them out. I wonder if breasts with one shivering hand. a meek teeth-chattering smile in no matter what. News flash, when ing to walk through our halls they think this one date will even- Her over-dyed and dried, once return. "It's cold today," she said, you dress like that anyone who with pants wrapped well below tually lead to a long and meaning- perfectly sculpted hair flailed as we parted to Java's for a nice lays eyes on you secretly laughs their waistline, and girls walking ful relationship. Do they actually in the wind. It was particularly hot cup of Joe, and she, to some to themselves. down the steps with skirts so tight think that because they dressed windy that day with gusts that unknown frost bitten destination. In my next installment of this that even a simple muscle spasm like some zombie stripper when it sent notebooks flying. As we Now, although this girl was beau- ongoing crisis at MCC, I will would send them flying to the is thirty degrees outside that they crossed paths, I looked about her tiful and most likely a nice per- attack male attire for all that it heavens. will find Mr. Right? face and could see blue lips under son, I could only say that she, as is worth. I see this every day, and it There was a girl I saw one day, red lipstick, flushed cheeks and a fashion slave, is a few short of hurts to look at it. It hurts because while stumbling on the sidewalk bulging eyes. She was sucking in a dozen. I know when these poor souls go outside of building 11. It was very enough air to accommodate three Why do looks become more MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE II OpinionatedIn&igfct

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Wh«lVouC»nOo: • Drop off new unwrapped gifts ai the Campus Center Office. • Donate spare change to money Jars around campus. An Expert Speaks on • Spread the word! Top 10 Most Wanted Gifts: • Board games • Craft-making kits for all ages the Age of the Earth • Duffet bags (any size) ' Basketballs, footballs or soccer balls •Walkmans (Conference/Debate in March 2005) • Food or gift certificates • Blankets/tnrows Courtesy KRT . • New early readers, teen books, Journals and diaries • Sweatshirts (all sues for A!! ) Dr. Jay Wile, a nuclear chemist who earned his Ph.D. from the University of Rochester, is coming to MCC (Brighton Campus) in March to talk about the age of the earth! He has We are trying to concentrate our efforts towards the older children helped by these agencies. They are often overlooked during the holidays.The ages worked in a radiometric dating laboratory, and will give a scientific presentation on why for both male and female are 16-18. Don't let this be a restriction.we will radiometric dating is not accurate. He will also share the top 5 scientific reasons why he gladly accept donations for any age! believes the earth is thousands of years old rather than billions. And, if anyone accepts For questions or concerns feel free to call the Monroe Ooarine at 585.292-2540 the offer, Dr. Jay will debate in public with another scientist who disagrees with his con- clusions about radiometric dating! Do not miss out on this exciting opportunity to hear an expert from out-of-town come and give his professional take on this interesting topic, and bring all your hard questions!

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BY SPORTS EDITOR EDWARD REDICK

Mike McClusky was born in all-around great guys and look For someone who wants to Syracuse, NY and plays basket- out for each other." He believes start playing basketball, he says ball for the MCC Tribunes. He they are National-bound and "It will be stressful and don't plays guard and loves to shoot thinks they can win any game give up." He looks up to the three pointers. His major is lib- they put their mind to. He has greatest basketball player ever, eral arts and he wants to go to a been playing basketball since Michael Jordan. He thinks they 4-year school to play basketball. third grade. The one thing will go all the way and hopes to This year, he thinks his team is he states that his team needs bring a National Championship a lot smarter, quicker, and more to work on "is better defense home to MCC. talented. He states, "They are because defense wins games."

Photography by Marl He shoots, he scores. Disappointing Loss to

BY STAFF WRITER LESLIE GREENWOOD

SUNY Morrisville's hockey the score 1-1. relaxed, causing them to lose the One would hope this was Tribunes to bounce back, putting team steals MCC's first-place Toward the end of the first, game tempo and want. no more than a fluke for the this lose behind them. seed after a battle between the the Tribunes started to slump, Those weren't the only Tribunes, having been known "We have a great team this : two rivals. allowing Morrisville to make yet troubles the Tribunes faced. for their crash play, speed and year, but we can't just rely on tal- Saturday, November 20th, another goal. By second period, MCC's defense backing into the momentum. Morrisville looks ent. This loss showed us all that Morrisville defeated the Tribunes Morrisville came in for the kill, crease didn't do much to stop forward to playing the Tribunes we have to work hard if we want , in what started off as a high- scoring 4 goals in a span of less Morrisville's seven goals of the each year, having played good to continue to win," said Tribunes speed, man-to-man game. Before than 9 minutes. game. Even Tim Norris, known quality games in years past. captain Pete Shaffer. the first period came to an end, "First period was just a for being one of the best goalies "There are not many teams in the Tribunes started to slip, giv- warm-up, by second period we in the league, can't block a shot he the league that are at the same ing Morrisville opportunity for were on fire," said Morrisville's can't see coming, with his team- caliber as MCC is, and some defeat. Chamberland. mates blocking the view. teams, as does ours, find that "For the first four minutes, we According to MCC's forward In all fairness, MCC's slip in frustrating," said Morrisville's got our jobs done," said Tribunes Kevin Bourn, trouble for the the game wasn't helped by the coach, Eral Utter. "Tradition has associate captain, Tucker Jordan. Tribunes struck during the second uncalled penalties in the game, shown year in and year out that After several attempts by the on Morrisville's 4th, 5th, and 6th considering the majority of goals MCC has a lot of good players," Morrisville team, forward Justin goals. " We had too many turn- in hockey are scored on the power Utter added. Chamberland managed to out- overs in the neutral zone and gave play. Officials failed to make sev- The 11 -day-off period before wit the Tribunes goalie, scoring up too many odd-man rushes," eral calls on Morrisville, such as a the Tribunes next game against the first goal of the game. As said Bourn. check-from-behind hit on Jordan. Broome Community College at soon as the puck came back into "We were not getting the puck Those denied 5-on-4 man rushes home will give MCC the chance Photography by Marie Morton play, Tribunes defenseman Joe out of our zone," said Jordan, may have been what the Tribunes to refocus. With such a well- Tribunes fight to overcome Larocca's shot on net evening up stating that the team became too needed to stay in the game. endowed team, you can expect Morrisville.

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BASKETBALL TICKETS MONROE COMMUNITY COLLEGE MONROE DOCTRINE DECEMBER 10, 2004 PAGE 16 TIM NORRIS Pete Pavia BY STAFF WRITER LESLIE GREENWOOD Tournament Tim Norris is the senior goal- from him." tender for the Tribunes hockey Norris is a great asset to BY SPORTS EDITOR team. Norris came to Rochester freshman goalies Pat Young EDWARD REDICK in 2003 to pursue his hockey and Andrew Choma. According career at MCC, while still stay- to Young, Norris continually MCC hosted the Pete Pavia ing close to family with his older works with them during practice, the top ten in the nation. First tournament on the weekend of sister already residing in the and gives them pointers to help round, they hosted CCRI. It was November 12th and the 13th . The Rochester area. improve their skills. a great game and very close the women's basketball team host- whole game as Joe Mbang lead Norris is a valued member of For the 2003-04 season, the ed School Craft college the first their team and played hard the the Tribunes team. This goal ten- NJCAA recognized Norris with round. They played well from the whole game, but coach sat him der's love of playing, hard work, three post-season honors. Norris start and didn't lead up anywhere a lot the second half to save him and natural abilities caused him was named All-Regional Team st through the game. They punished for the finals. They played well to persevere, making him a sig- 1 Team, NJCAA All-American nc them wining 114-61 lead by their and moved the ball in until they nificant element to the team. As a Team 2 * Team and Freshman all-star Renee Taylor. The team found the open shot and drained result, his teammates have noth- All-American Team. played well together, commu- them. The final score ing but admiration for him. With this being Norris's final nicating and passing the ball. was 89-81 sending "Norris is the most under- year at MCC, he plans to con- There was no way that they them to play Owens rated goalie in the league," said tinue his education at Rochester would lose. They only played Community College Pete Shaffer, Team Captain. Institute of Technology with aspi- with seven peo- c

Sports Scores MELISSA HORNSECK ANN LEAHY

WOMEN'S SOCCER: 11/21- National Final Young BY SPORTS EDITOR Member of the 2004 women's Harris College EDWARD REDICK soccer National Champions 6-2 11/19 - National Semi-Finals BY STAFF WRITER CHRISTINA LEWIS Schoolcraft College the ones on my team." Before the They had worked hard as a team 2-0 game, the coach told them that and she knew that they could do 11/18 - NJCAA Div. I National they deserve to win, that they it if they put their mind to it. Cheerleading, cheerleading, Tournament worked hard up to this point and MCC hasn't won the National and cheerleading! Another great 3-2 they can't give up now. The key Championship since 2000. After season has begun, and with the point of the game was when they MCC Melissa wants to go on to one and only coach Ann Leahy! WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: took the lead, the second time a 4-year school and win another Her dedication for coaching has 11/13- Pete Pavia Tournament after going back and forth the National Championship. turned young ladies with a com- Finals vs. Community whole game. mon interest into a cheerleading College of Rhode They didn't hold back from team. 96-61 there, winning 6-2. The things Coach Ann Leahy comments they could have done better on the girls: "I have the privilege MEN'S BASKETBALL: were win, more balls in the air, and opportunity to meet many 11/19- Palm Beach Classic vs. Photograph by Cardinal Sports Imaging and talked to each other more. It great young ladies who I was very Pasco Hernand College Melissa Hornseck plays center- would have helped open things up proud to be associated with," said 66-52 mid for our MCC women's soccer for more goals. Melissa said "She Leahy. 11/19- Palm Beach Classic vs. team. She grew up in Maryland, loves being with such a great Coach Leahy is also a place- Lackawana College and came to MCC to study sports team because they worked hard ment manager for Advantage 85-88 medicine. She just returned from all season and never gave up, and Professionals, as she has a degree Arizona with her team after win- give their 100 percent in every- in business administration. Prior HOCKEY: ning the National Championship. thing they do." After the game, to coaching, she was a cheer- 11/14 - Mohawk Valley C.C. She said, "It was awesome, win- coach Britton said they did it and leader herself for both MCC and 5-1 ning with a bunch of girls like that she was very proud of them. Submitted Photograph Nazareth College.