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UC Gears for Ensuing Aaah-choo Mucus, Aches Increase in Enrollment and Loogies — Office of the President Draws up Proposals the Flu Season to Hengstler. By Christine Collins The first proposal includes a Has Returned Reporter program entitled “Academic and By Michelle Logvinsky Administrative Mechanisms for Reporter______An increase in the number of Accelerating Time-to-Degree,” students expected to enroll in which encourages students to the University of California sys­ enter college with extra units As autumn progresses and fi­ tem by 1997 has prompted the earned from Advanced Place­ nals begin to creep up, many UC Office of the President to ment courses in high school or individuals may suddenly get propose several methods of attending community colleges. the sniffles, falling victim to the maintaining the quality of higher The second proposal involves common cold. education. a year-round operation of cam­ Although there are several The number of public high puses and lengthening the precautions that can be taken school graduates in California school day or week by imple­ to prevent the draining effects increased from 254,000 in the menting evening or Saturday of the annoying illness, once 1993-94 academic year to an courses. the virus has taken hold, there anticipated 255,000 in 1994-95. The third proposal offers a is very little that can be done to Over the next decade, how­ three-year degree program by quickly restore vitality. ever, an increase to approxi­ way of more A.P. programs in ‘There is no cure for the mately 411,000 students in 2006 high school, encouraging com­ common cold,” said Caroline is anticipated, according to Den­ munity college units or installing Adams, Health Educator at the nis Hengstler, Institutional and mandatoiy summer sessions. Cold Care Clinic, an appendix Research Planning director. The final proposal suggests to Student Health Services. “We must prepare now and conversion to the semester sys­ The clinic has designed a develop proper policies and re­ tem, originally abandoned in tire program in which students are spond to changing demo­ late 1960s for the quarter system. trained to help their peers in graphics and increasing de­ Semesters are believed to allow the battle against the universal mands going into the 21st cen­ more flexibility and balance of winter enemy. tury,” he said. enrollment. “With the walk-in clinic, you To contend with budget cuts, The proposals appear to be could wait for hours simply to the Office of the President has geared toward emphasizing stu­ find out that there’s nothing put forth four proposals to up­ dent responsibility as opposed they can do for your cold,” hold the University’s reputation Adams said. ‘The Cold Care for quality education, according See ENROLL, p.9 Clinic was designed to weed out the people that have colds JAMES KU/Daüy Nexus and help them.” The clinic also offers throat Look out, it's about to blow! Tissue in hand, student Mark Ka­ cultures to determine the pos- plan is among the unhappy multitudes to catch the flu this season. See FLU, p.8 Supervisors to Address Sedgwick Purchase

The purchase of a 780-acre land in the county. The organization was allotted parcel from Sedgwick Ranch is However, 780 acres of the pre­ nearly $800,000 from Proposi­ one of the imminent issues the serve still belong to Sedgwick’s tion 70, established to provide Santa Barbara County Board of heirs, who have been forced to funding required to protect areas Supervisors wiU tackle in today’s sell the land due to inheritance of the environment. meeting. taxes, according to John Cloud, “Land Trust took that money The ranch, a 5,800-acre na­ Friends of Sedgwick Ranch and asked if it could be a down ture preserve in the Santa Ynez member. payment, and the heirs accepted Valley, was donated to UCSB by Land Trust for Santa Barbara it,” Cloud said. “The real work oil tycoon Duke Sedgwick in County has offered to purchase now is to find the remaining 1967. It is considered by many the area for approximately $3 money.” environmentalists to be some of million with the intention of the most pristine undeveloped keeping it a nature preserve. See BOARD, p.3 Dept, to Receive New Professor of Japanese Culture By Erin Barry ing cultural exchange on the Pa­ for five years. Reporter cific Rim. Nathan remained in Japan for “We established the chair last 10 years, during which time he year from a donation from a Ja­ translated the writings of several The East Asian Languages panese steel company,” said Ja­ prominent Japanese authors. and Cultural Studies Dept, will panese literature Professor Har- Attheageof23, Nathan trans­ welcome a new professor of Ja­ uko Iwasaki. “We thought it lated Yukio Mishima’s Sailor panese cultural studies next would be good to have a well- Who Fell From Grace With the quarter. established scholar. We wanted Sea. John Nathan, a Harvard and the most prominent and produc­ Nathan also translated the Tokyo University-educated tive scholar in the field.” first publication of Japanese au­ translator of Japanese literature, Nathan’s appointment to the thor Kenzaburo Oe, who recen­ will assume the post of Koichi position is a rare opportunity, tly received the Nobel Prize for Takashima Professor of Japan­ according to Joshua Fogel, East Literature. Nathan will accom­ ese cultural studies. Asian Languages and Cultural _ NICOLA SIMS/DaSy Nexus pany Oe to Stockholm, Sweden, The professorship was estab­ Studies Dept, chair. “It is quite in early December for the pre­ Geronlmoooooo! lished with a grant from Japan­ an honor to get one,” he said. sentation of the award. ese steel magnate Koichi Ta­ After graduating from Har­ “I became a figure in the Ja­ A lone pier-jumper braves the icy waters and takes a death- kashima, director of Kyoei Steel vard University with a degree in panese community because I defying leap off Goleta Pier. in Osaka, Japan. Far Eastern languages in 1961, could translate well,” Nathan The position is an endowed Nathan attended Tokyo Univer­ chair, in the interest of nourish­ sity, where he studied Japanese See NATHAN, p.5 2 Tuesday, November 22,1994 Daily Nexus HEADLINERS Daily Nexus

Editor in C tiief, I Kimberly Epier News Editori I Brenda Maxwell Layout/Design Editori ¡Suzanne Gamer Campus Editor | ¡Colleen Valles NATO Attacks Serb-Controlled Areas Asst. Campus Editore- I Susan Burkhart, Tim Molloy County Editor ; ¡Nick Robertson SARAJEVO, Bosnia- jets from the United W. Smith, NATO com­ “Our intention was to Asst. County Editori IJefl Brax Herzegovina (AP) — In Opinions Editore I I Allison Landa, William Yelles States, Britain, France mander for southern try to limit collateral Sports Editori (jenny Kok its biggest airs trike ever, and the Netherlands Europe. damage,” Smith said. Asst. Sports Editore! Curtis Kaiser, Deborah Rafï NATO retaliated Mon­ crossed the Adriatic for “Initial reports are that Artsweek Editori Kevin Carhart day for repeated Serb at­ the airstrike, NATO’s the strike was success­ “We did not want to go Asst. Artsweek Editori Chris George tacks on a U.N. safe ha­ Copy Editori James Lissner seventh since the Bos­ ful,” Smith said. Serb outside of that airfield Asst. Copy Editori jErika Mitteldorf ven by bombing an air­ area, and we wanted to Photo Editori ¡Mike DEpko field in a Serb-controlled limit the number of peo­ Asst. Photo Editori ■Rachel Weil section of Croatia. w Our intention was to try to ple on the ground who lllustrations Editori ■Matt Ragland NATO commanders limit collateral damage. might be casualties as a AP Wire Editori (Lisa Sato said the raid knocked the result of the strike.” Copy Readerel (Chris Koch, Tony Luu Udbina airfield out of commission for 30 days. Slobodan Jarcevic, an Account Execut'ivesl (Pia Chatterjee, Valerie Cortopassi, The airfield and its artil­ J) Adm. Leighton W. Smith aide to Croatian Serb (Kristen lllekken, Becky Warren lery batteries have been NATO commander leader Milan Martic, said Production! 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WASHINGTON (AP) can troops in the border TOKYO (AP)—Parlia­ fund raising and protec­ — President Clinton as­ enclave as part of an inter­ ment adopted legislation tion for industries that Correction sured Israeli Prime Minis­ national force to monitor Monday to reform its contribute heavily to ter Yitzhak Rabin on Mon­ any Israeli-Syrian accord. corruption-plagued elec­ campaigns. toral system, but there is Due to misinformation received by the day he would ask Con­ But, Clinton said, gress to keep U.S. aid at no clear sign the changes “Just because we fixed Nexus, an article in the Nov. 17 edition incor­ the $3-billion level and to “there has been no agree- will focus elections on the system doesn’t mean rectly stated a Proposition 187 protest was approve new funding for issues and away from po­ sponsored by Associated Students. an anti-missile defense litical favors. The performance art presentation was a system. The new redistricting grassroots effort. Three A.S. members partici­ “We are going to have a bill dissolves multiseat dis­ pated, but not as student-government veiy robust security rela­ tricts in the more powerful representatives. tionship,” Clinton said af­ lower house of ter an 80-minute meeting Parliament in the Oval Office that cen­ Under the old system, tered on lagging peace ment of any kind about members of the same party that real change will hap­ W e a t h e n talks between Israel and this. We are jumping the often ran against each pen,” former Prime Minis­ Syria. gun here on this part of it.” other, thereby discourag­ ter Tsutomu Hata said. Since any agreement is ing debate on issues and “We need to be prepared... So Congressman Fred (“Gopher” from “Love bound to involve an Israeli encouraging politicians to to make the system work.” Boat”) Grandy (R-Iowa) is now former Con­ withdrawal from the Keeping aid to Israel at seek shady income sour­ gressman Fred (“Gopher”) Grandy, since he strategic Golan Heights the $3-billion-a-year level ces to fund big campaigns. opted not to run for re-election. Apparently, he enclave, Clinton went out could run into resistance The reforms were ex­ became fed up with life on Capitol Hill as well as of his way to emphasize as Republicans who take a pected to narrow Japan’s The new map allows becoming disillusioned with the GOP, calling the United States intended skeptical view of foreign political field from many each of the 300 districts to Newt Gingrich’s plans a potential travesty. “to stand behind Israel aid assume control of small parties to two or choose just one legislator. In a profile in the L.A. Times, Grandy de­ and its security." Congress. Sending Ameri­ three major blocs. The remaining 200 seats in scribed the Republicans thusly: “We have no The blocs have offered The president addition­ can troops to the Golan the 500-seat lower house style. It looks like we’ve had this collective bad ally said he was prepared Heights area also is bound only similar generalities will be divided among par­ hair day and we’re just pissed off all the time.” about their policies, lead­ to make a case to the to conflict with sentiment ties based on percentages Way to go, Fred. American public and Con­ against overseas ing to fears that elections in separate balloting by High 70, low 40. gress for deploying Ameri- involvements. will continue to focus on party name. 9

Daily Nexus Tuesday, November 22,1994 3 Shadowing Program Offers Unique Glimpse Into Lives of Faculty, Staff By Jennifer Shappee share common career in­ mentorship program peo­ Reporter______terests or hobbies. ple can participate in eas­ Presentiy, the following ily, it provides a way for staff have already shown the student to personalize The seventh annual Me interest in the event: Vice their experience here, and My Shadow Leader­ Chancellor for Student Af­ from all perspectives. It al­ ship Exchange Program, fairs Michael Young, Pro­ lows faculty and staff to get which provides students vost for the College of Let- a glimpse of what student the opportunity to follow ters and Sciences life is all about.” and observe faculty and Gretchen Bataille, two as­ Young, who will partici­ staff, will take place sociate deans, the chief of pate for the third year, be­ Winter Quarter. police for UCSB and indi­ lieves the event enables in­ The program, origi­ viduals in the Physical Ac­ dividuals to see each other nated six years ago by Na­ tivities Dept. Chancellor in roles outside academia. omi Johnson, Campus Ac­ H emy T. Yang and his wife “I enjoy the program, tivities Center director, may also participate. because it gives me and the gives UCSB students, fa­ There remains a need student an opportunity to culty and staff a chance to for additional lecturers to see the life of the other,” he share in each other’s daily participate in the program said. “We get to see each lives. The event is cur- at this time, according to other as people, not just a rentiy led by the CAC. Kohler. student or an administra­ “The purpose of the The program’s effective­ tor, but as people. I enjoy program is to try to bridge ness lies in its flexibility, it. It's a lot of fun.” the gap between students according to Carolyn Bu­ and professors and univer­ ford, CAC leadership ad­ The Me and My Shadow sity administrators,” said ministrator and a two-time Leadership Exchange Mike Kohler, CAC leader­ Me and My Shadow Program is open to all stu­ ship intern. participant. dents. Although 30-35 To implement the prog­ The program works as pairs are currently slated ram, the CAC sent eveiy an exchange, providing to participate in the event, department chair, admini­ students with information pairing is still in progress. strator and director a letter about their desired career explaining the details of and faculty members with "This year is the most the exchange program and insight into the life of the pairs we have ever had,” an interest profile used to student, Buford said. Kohler said. “Maybe next pair faculty members with “It’s a great program,” year we’ll be up to 50. I a student with whom they she said. “Because it’s a think it’s possible.” mechanical processes, public places and will con­ BOARD some contract work ... ap­ sider recommendations prove some things,” he regarding aging oil Due Wednesday, November 2 P Continued from p.l said. pipelines. The board will deal with In other business, the The supervisors will the technical aspects of the supervisors will discuss fi­ meet in the County Admi­ ÀIA T U R E Near You purchase, said Mark Cha­ nalizing the Tobacco Con­ nistration Bldg, at 105 E. conas, aide to 3rd District trol Ordinance for Santa Anapamu Street at 8 a.m. Supervisor Bill Wallace. Barbara County, restrict­ today. “They will initiate some ing smoking in certain —Nick Robertson Classified Ads Work. 4 Tuesday, November 22,1994 Daily Nexus

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“In reality, the past changes as rapidly as the present The Reader’s Voice —Ludwig Goldscheider OPINION Mexican-An The Other Side ist’s live-in g an African Editor, Daily Nexus: owner of I This letter is in response to the edi­ label) is Jewi 7Ki “m m torial written by Kevin Carhart he would : (Daily Nexus, "The Poppy Field,” There are ot Nov. 17) about the band Pennywise. got the poll 1U1 TtfK 'HU IHl W ill His comments and serious accusa­ Now I wi tions about the band were com­ band being ] pletely false. To put in print that a has been vio band’s ideology is racist and that Mr. Carhart their political views are somehow Counting Ci “incorrect” are serious chaiges, not what to expc to be taken lightly. and, someth My brother is a member of Penny­ But fights br wise and I am good friends with all of be it a D.O.i the members, so I feel I know their concert.! beliefs on social issues a little better Therejhas than Mr. Carhart. My authority is be­ Pennywise ing around Pennywise for about se­ broke out sc ven years; Mr. Carharf s authority is ters oversold Robert Antonini, a so-called promo­ people who ter. I’d like to tell the public the real protest. Pen facts on the Anaconda incident and Pennywise other facts on what the band really is and they wil about. I was there at the Anaconda ofasongto! when Pennywise supposedly sh­ or when the outed racial slurs and caused a riot they did Thi (both of which are completely false). urity guard First of all, Robert Antonini member). B booked Pennywise during winter trol what evi break, so the Isla Vista population ber is going was close to zero. Mr. Antonini held respor didn’t mention this to Pennywise and All of Per p A ù fL A tfp so they were a little upset. Mr. Anto­ and found nini did a very poor job in his book­ couldn’t beli ing and promoting of the gig, and ing. They v MATT RAGLAND/Daily Nexu* they trusted him to do a good job. So, had contacl when they got on stage, they told the have told hi] Unmitigated Nonsense audience that Mr. Antonini was a were. Also, moron and didn’t know how to book wind of you shows — which they felt was true. wise to shut U.S. Should Grant Asylum From Gender-Based Persecution The guitarist started joking around because the; about breaking windows, etc., which' hand. Pem cultural lines, displaying ethnocentrism and step­ nobody took seriously (no windows they wanted ______E d itorial______ping upon the toes of societal dictates. Even Am­ were broken). In the article, Mr. An­ the police. tonini said there was a riot. The peop Political amnesty is, loosely defined, the recogni­ nesty International, an organization avowedly de­ If he thinks that 30 people getting show had a tion that an individual who seeks to emigrate will dicated to fighting for international human rights, up on stage and singing the chorus to didn’t take 1 face potential danger if forced to return to his or her has failed to take an active stance on this issue. the song “Bro-Hymn,” and having a the gospel, country. But what they don’t realize is that we, as a coun­ good time (which is done at almost pretty mud try, are not interfering with other nations. We’re not every show, including last Thursday editorial ani Why then, if a woman wishes to come to America night’s show) is a riot, then he obvi­ right to say \ for shelter from gender-based persecution, such as going in and ordering them to cease actions which ously has a misconception on what a a band as n rape, should she not be considered for amnesty we construe from our standpoint as gender-based riot is. It was also stated that Penny­ light subject under such a definition? persecution. In truth, these women are coming to wise brought in beer and beat up sec­ have gotten This is because, according to certain segments of our country and seeking asylum from what they be­ urity, and that the Foot Patrol ar­ such potenl rested everyone. (even if it is our federal government, these are personal attacks lieve to be potentially hazardous situations. Ex­ Here’s the real story — Pennywise Now thal without apolitical foundation and are therefore not tending them consideration for political amnesty didn’t even enter the club until they wise’s side c a basis for asylum. Furthermore, there is a belief does not mean that we are passing judgment on were supposed to play, and there was make a deci: within these groups that letting these women in will other countries, but rather that we believe that the no backstage to even drink at. There Pennywise’s serve to open up a floodgate through which their claims of attack are genuine. was only one door to enter from. Bot­ ever-increasing numbers will continue to flow. tom line is, they didn’t bring any beer in. Other people might have, but why This logic is flawed in many ways. First off, the The argument that the consideration of gender- is that Pennywise’s fault? Secondly, De various indignities suffered by these women are not based attacks as a reason for political amnesty will the security overreacted when people Editor, Dai exactly the same as those endured by their male contribute to a veritable flood of immigrants is un­ got on stage. One security guard When I re (Daily Next counterparts, but are certainly no less horrifying. If mitigated nonsense. These women, having suffered started choking a 12-year-old kid and so a person pushed him off the 15), I thoug] women are being attacked and the government is often unspeakable humiliation prior to their arrival nation. You condoning or making no effort to stop it, this is not a stage. Thirdly, the Foot Patrol ar­ in America, continue to experience this in their rested one person that Pennywise Maxwell’s crime of differing or less importance. Whether one quest for asylum, many times being forced to reveal was with (it was the guitarist and the “don’t seem is under threat of being sprayed with gunfire in the extremely personal information and experiences charges were later dropped). flush.” I can Middle East or being subjected to systematic rapes before nearly all-male panels of judges and lawyers. Mr. Antonini also said that Penny­ geology dep wise hated Santa Barbara, which is a you about 1 in Bosnia, the viability of danger remains the same Certainly, if there is to be such a flood, there is an Surprisinj and should be given equal consideration in terms of complete joke. Before the Anaconda, easier way to emigrate without having to undergo Pennywise would come up here on how to flusli political amnesty. this sort of trial. Halloween and play at parties just for not all the to Gender implications inherent within tortures Persecution comes in a tragically wide variety of the fun of it because they liked it up ics building such as systematic rapes do not provide an excuse ways. It is unreasonable for our government to here so much. They wanted to play example, thi up here last year, but Mr. Antonini in the fibt-f for removing their political label and, in so doing, claim that Torture A is political and therefore legiti­ very cpnvei stripping away their legitimacy. There are certain put a stop to that. You see, ever since mate, but that Torture B is personal and, thus, not. the Anaconda incident, Mr. Anto­ constructior forms of persecution, such as genital mutilation in Gender-based persecution that threatens an indivi­ nini has made it his personal ven­ now, I migh some cultures of Africa and Asia, or widow burn­ dual’s health and well-being infringes upon both detta to put Pennywise in a bad light, one in the tl ings in India, that happen only to women simply be­ their personal and political lives, and cannot be ig­ simply because they won’t do busi­ ten don’t w Of ctburse cause they are women. nored in the consideration to extend political ness with him anymore. Mr. Anto­ nini informed the S.B. Police and painful expt Our government also appears afraid of crossing asylum. Fire Dept, that they were playing at when Lisa the Red Dog and that they would Broida, but cause a riot. So, Red Dog had to used them in ter when no D o o n e s b u ry BY GARRY TRUDEAU cancel the show due to police threats. the bathroo: Mr. Antonini didn’t stop there. He cause I kn< ICK, NEWDY ARRIVED IN NOI DON'T DO NO PROBLEM-1 also felt it his duty to inform the toilets “woi O.J. CITY, ¡5 COON BESET M ISTER! YOL GEE, IT, RICK! IT S WHEW! DIDN'T WANT YOU Bakersfield Police that Pennywise mentioned, i ay THE VOICES OF COMMERCE. WANTTDBUY THAT A SCAM ! OFF THANKS, TOMAKETHESAME was racist and so on. Thankfully, that experience s NICOLES TRAIN SOUNDS WITH YOU, K/D! ROLAND. M IEIAKBIDIP­ show didn’t get canceled and every­ “as one’s s] ERS DIARY? FAIR... one’s genera ONLY * 2 5 ! one had a good time. The most serious thing Robert An­ rect proport tonini said was that Pennywise yelled ability” we d racial slurs, which is an outright lie. of complaini There was not one racial slur made by school do s Pennywise or any of their friends. To tend to say Pennywise is a racist band is a inconvenien gross injustice. Their songs are about I suggest fighting against racism, drug abuse thing when s and violence, and about standing up facts, becaus for yourself. First of all, the fill-in bas­ than right. sist for the band, at the time, was a ily Nexus Tuesday, November 22,1994 1

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dcan-American, and the guitar- The fact that you’re acting like child­ live-in girlfriend, at the time, was Campus Sucks ren for (what you see as) a high moral The Right Idea African-American. Also, the cause, doesn’t make your pouty, ter of Epitaph Records (their Editor, Daily Nexus: whiny tactics any more dignified. :1) is Jewish and I seriously doubt First off, the anti-Vietnam protest While I’m on it, this campus sucks William Yelles would sign a neo-Nazi band, didn’t start having any real effect on for eveiyone. Anyone who thinks re are other facts too, but I feel I decisions in this country until more that this administration wants you While channel surfing late the other night, I came across an intriguing the point across, of the middle class was protesting here is seriously delusional. So, Mexican-Americans, get off your per- infomercial for the world’s 100 greatest books. It began with Alex Tre- low I want to comment on the than students were. bek standing in front of a roaring fire, expounding on the virtues of read­ d being pro-violence. Sure, there I can’t really argue with the gist oi secutional soapbox, huh! Tliey treat ing these classic masterpieces of literature. According to Alex, there is been violence at their shows, but, Conor McKechnie’s article (Daily us all like shit, regardless of ethnicity. immense insight and wisdom which we could all gain from Shakes­ Carhart, this is punk rock (not Nexus, “British Exchange Student Anytime anyone sees one of those peare, Cervantes, Tolstoy, Hemingway and other authors of these inting Crows) and people know Royally Disillusioned,” Nov. 15), so campus tour groups walking by with tomes. But even if we read them at the amazingly speedy pace of four per it to expect. People do get excited all I can say is, “Shut yer pie hole and prospective new students, with or year, it would take us 25 years to read them all! So for busy people like , sometimes, fights do break out. do something about rtl” Oh, but you without their parents, yell it out: you and me, Alex was now offering—for a limited time only!—the op­ fighls break out at every concert, can’t do anything about it Not really. “DONT GO TO THIS SCHOOL!” portunity to own “a wealth of knowledge possessed by only a few peo­ t a D.O.A. concert or a Bon Jovi You’re out of here in just a few Oh, I know that some of you are ple who ever lived,” without having to go through all the hassle of actu­ cert.i months. But, gee, all those neat little going to want to rush to the defense ally reading the damn things. (Alex said it was frustrating, after all. here has also been a riot or two at UK expressions were so cool. Golly, I of the Blue and Gold. But I’ll bet that “Iney’re hard to understand because of difficult words and how they nywjse concerts, but the riots wish that I could talk like that. those of you who want to defend this were written.”) Thanks to the fine folks at IntelliQuest, we could now ke out solely because the promo- Maybe the babes would go for me place have had limited exposure to its own concise summaries of these books — on tape\ oversold the performance, so the then. British accents are so cool. administration and staff — have After I finished busting up laughing at the notion of Monarch Notes pie who couldn’t get in started to Grrr. C’mon, you had to know that never had to deal with financial aid on Tape (actually, “The World’s 100 Greatest Books Audiocassette Col­ test. Pennywise was not at fault, you were using (at every available ad­ assholes, or, better yet, have likely lection”), I began to think that maybe Alex’s idea wasn’t so crazy. I nywise does not like violence jectival usage) words uncommon to never worked on this campus, to ex­ mean, why spend years sleeping through classes, writing papers about they will even stop in the middle the American lexicon. But enough of perience firsthand the fiscal waste nothing of great concern to your future and paying a small fortune for song to stop a fight that they see, that. and the contempt for students. yellowed paperbacks when you could charge your education to your /hen the security overreacts (like You’re right. This college and the And, oh, by the way, Conor, I Visa or MasterCard? For just four easy installments of $69.75, you f did Thursday night, when a sec- students on this campus act more voted for Proposition 187, and most could gain an Instant English Major in a Box! y guard choked an audience like juveniles than n ot How are 20- of my relatives died in showers and The more serious question to ask, though, is, When did we as a soci­ nber). But Pennywise can’t con- and 21-year-olds expected to act? ovens in Germany, so if you call me a ety begin to lose our patience? The trend began popping up in the 1970s what every single audience ment­ What I find amazing is your expecta­ Nazi again, you had fucking well be with the introduction of the microwave oven. The next noticeable sign is going to do and shouldn’t be tion that Joe or Josephine Average ready to call me that to my fece; your 1 responsible. College Student should be anything sanctimonious stereotyping is highly dl of Pennywise read your article other than what you see them as. offensive. (Which is probably why I 1 found it funny because they This is the time of escape. Out of felt so free to be so myself. Hey, who ldn’t believe what they were read- the house, out from under Mom and doesn’t love a hypocrite? We just , They wished that Mr. Carhart Dad, with maximum intellectual sti­ elected a whole bunch.) I contacted them so they could mulation and minimal financial I debated long and hard on this e told him what the relevant facts needs, and the vast majority of stu­ proposition and, in the end, I de­ ’e. Also, I guess the police got dents have those needs met by pa­ cided doing something was more pre­ id of your article and told Penny- rents or government. For those of us ferable to doing nothing. I had faith e to shut down early on Thursday, who do have to work, not the most in my government’s institutional ause they felt it would get out of brazen of us would call the place we checks and balances that the por­ id. Pennywise stopped before find employment as being “real jobs.” tions of this proposition that I didn’t / wanted to and cooperated with Why do you, and all the rest of you like wouldn’t find their way into ap­ police. college students, think that the re­ plication. We’ll see, but at least I did he people who did make it to the gents, and the state of California in something, whether you like it or not, w had a fun time, hopefully, and general, feel free to ignore college other than whine. n’t take Mr. Carhart’s editorial as students? Because you are WALTER ROSENFÇLD gospel, because the article was 20-fucking-years-old\ You, more of­ tty much bullshit. But it was an ten than not, have the attention span torial and Mr. Carhart has every of a basketball game or a concert Wake-up Call it to say what he feels. But to label Something pisses you off? Let it ride, and as racist and violent is not a they’ll forget about it. Some other Editor, Daily Nexus: it subject and I feel that he should issue will take the place of this one. It's about time that someone re gotten all the facts before stating Then the regents can ignore that addressed the issue of out-of-control h potentially damaging remarks issue because some other “fad” issue bicycling in our little seaside com­ sn if it is only the Daily Nexus). will replace it munity! Your recent editorial, “Bicy­ iow that the public has Penny- You live a sheltered life. (Those cle Etiquette” (Daily Nexus, Nov. e’s side of the story, they can now students who are about to graduate 15), was a welcome wake-up call for ke a decision on what they believe have more of a feeling of what I mean bicyclists in our community. How­ mywise’s ideology is. by this than you juniors and under. ever, I was surprised that you left out ZACK GROSSMAN/D*üj Nanu JUSTIN THIRSK Returning students have an even bet­ one point clearly in need of atten­ came a few years later, when bank customers began retrieving their cash ter idea.) This place is idyllic. It is an tion. Bicycling does not stop when from automated teller machines, instead of dealing with a real live hu­ artificial romanticism. Heyt Wake the sun goes down or when the beer man being behind a counter. Then came the fox machine, because next- Dear Johns up! It is designed to be that way. A shirts to flow. It just gets more day document delivery was no longer fast enough. And now, with the itor, Daily Nexus: university, by concept, is a place hazardous. impending rise to domination by the Internet Cult, schoolchildren will Vhen I read Lisa Davidson’s letter where topics threatening to the gen­ Although many students are not no longer sit in the back of class passing notes; rather, they’ll be e- lily Nexus, Reader’s Voice, Nov. eral society were to be examined, de­ aware, a bicycling under the influ­ mailing each other from an “interactive media technology learning cen­ , I thought it needed a little expla- bated over and even developed for ence arrest and conviction will cost ter,” or whatever. ion. You said, “They understand future use. These are the halls of them $250-$350 in fines and A So in an era when “going out to dinner” means just a short drive down xwell’s Equations,” but they learning, not knowing. NIGHT IN JAIL. That could buy the freeway off-ramp to buy a greasy burger through the window of a in’t seem to know how to use the So why is it that you, Conor, and Jane or Joe Gaucho’s books for a McCorporate Clown restaurant, I guess it’s no surprise to see a trivia ¡h.” I cannot speak for the math or others, think that you know so god­ quarter or two, 35.7 nights at the mo­ game-show host hawking the possibilities of obtaining “the foil es­ logy departments, but I will tell damn much? Assuming that we all vies or 233 rental flicks (with tax). sence” of books on late-night cable television. l about the Physics Dept, live to a nice, plump old age of, oh, 50 As a result of a grant from the Cali­ Likewise, it’s no big shock to learn that school board officials in the iurprisingly enough, we DO know or 60, do you really want to look back fornia Office of Traffic Safety, a stu­ sleepy Northern California town of Half Moon Bay are proposing to eli­ v to flush the toilets. It is just that on your life, 30 or 40 years later for dent group, P.E.D.A.L. (Peers Edu­ minate homework because it’s too time-consuming. Teachers, after all, all the toilets in Broida, the phys- Christ’s sake, and see that you are as cating about Drinking And the Law), shouldn’t be forced to spend their precious time teaching and grading building, work all the time. For wise at this age as you were when you has been formed to educate students papers! And God forbid, students shouldn’t be expected to complete rnple, the first and the third ones were 20? That everything you through the media about the hazards any more than a minimal amount of work. (According to various news he first-floor bathroom — which learned at the age of 20 was all that of BUI and DUI. This funding has reports, teachers and students are overwhelmingly against the plan.) If / conveniently has been under you needed to know to direct your also allowed the Alcohol/Drug this measure does take effect, what will happen when teachers run out istrujction for more than a month life and to influence your decisions Awareness Program to work together of time during the school day to cover the necessary material? What ir, I might add — and the second regarding others’ lives (via voting or with the UCSB Police Dept, to in­ viable option will they have other than replacing great literary works : in the third-floor bathroom, of- parenting, for example)? form students about the law and its with Alex’s tapes? dort’t work. Conor, what you seem to be saying consequences through activities like What will happen to us 10 or 20 years from now if, today, some people )f course, I have learned this by is, “Act your age.” And I say that the BUI Informational Checkpoint, are willing to kill their fellow man because they cut them off in traffic? iful experience. I do not know these students, by the description in front of the UCen on Tuesday, Here on campus, will someone lose their life over their place in line at ;n Lisa used the bathrooms in you’ve given, are doing so. Nov. 15. Panda Express? Will an angry pedestrian shoot somebody who’s Rol­ ida, but I would guess that she (Y’know, I was going to end this So for this year, there have been 19 lerblading down the sidewalk? d them in the late afternoon, or af- with the above paragraph, but that BUI arrests made by the UCSB Police Excuse me. It’s just that I’m beginning to lose my patience. when not many people are using would be too easy. I think I’ll push Dept., a marked increase over last By the way, summaries of this column are now available on tape. bathrooms in the building, be- some buttons of my own instead.) year. So tell a friend about this law Have your credit card ready and call the toll-free number at the bottom se I know that is when most Take the recent El Congreso flap. I because, while these officers are pro­ of your screen. Operators are standing by. sts “work beautifully,” as she want, I want, I want! Whaaa! Do any tecting us from bicycling over each Nexus Opinions Editor William Yelles is ready for immediate itioned. And I wonder how much of you have any idea of how long it other, or off the DP cliff, they can’t be delivery. erieilce she has to conclude that takes to accomplish some of your out there catching that person steal­ onei’s specialized IQ goes up, “screw the rest of you as long as I and ing your bike! Let’s put two and two DOUG SAVANT MUST HAVE A GREAT AG' 's general abilities go down in di- my department get the monies we together, folks. Biking under the in­ proportion.” The only “general want” demands? Decades. Literally fluence can costyou $250. Walking is ENT-HE WAS IN THREE SCENES THIS WEEK! ity” we do not have is the ability decades. But you all move to the FREE. omplaining enough to make the timetable of your graduation date. JASON ROBERTSON ARE THE WRITERS FINALLY GIVING HIM A aol do something about it; we You want in, now! And no matter the BILL VAN NIEUWENHUIZE LIFE?!!! B U T W H Y D ID N 'T SYD A N D JAKE id to work around feasibility of it, you’ll threaten and mveniences. cajole until you’re placated. Then, CALL THE COPS ON CHRIS? AND AMANDA suggest Lisa not conclude any- you’ll act betrayed when it doesn’t g when she doesn’t know all the happen in your timetable. Never CHICKENING OUT OF POWER? AND DR. s, because often it’s more wrong mind the reality of it all. KIMBERLY 'THE DEVIL WOMAN" SHAW l right. Hey, El Congreso — pssst, tell ya a SORA CHO secret... you’re acting like children. BREASTFEEDING!!!! ONLY IN THE SOAPS..., 8 Tuesday, November 22,1994 Daily Nexus FLU Continued from p.l CALPIRG to Educate sibility of strep throat, A ttention: which, if left untreated, can lead to rheumatic About Perilous Toys heart disease. The disease The California Public but are still considered can cause permanent heart Interest Research Group dangerous,” she said. Sop hom ores damage, Adams said. will sponsor a press con­ There are toys cur­ “If there is any doubt at ference today which will rently available to the all, come in and have your aim to inform consumers consumer that will be throat checked out to of potentially dangerous banned as of 1995, ac­ and Juniors avoid future complica­ children’s toys available cording to Leven. This tions,” she said. “How­ on the market could create problems, ever, approximately 95 The conference is considering the upcom­ percent of the time, severe open to anyone inter­ ing holiday season and etting career oriented experience as an undergrad sore throats turn out to be ested in learning about annual increase in toy helps you land your first key job after graduation nothing but viral sore researchers’ analysis of sales, she added. throats.” various play items and or improves your profile when applying for The conference will be The safest way to beat their potential harmful held today in front of graduateS school. It can provide the crucial difference the cold is to take initial effects. Goleta Valley Commun­ precautions to reduce the “It’s an annual report between starting your career when you graduate and ity Hospital at 10 a.m. risk of personal contact, on toy safety. It’s for the The hospital agreed to getting a Mcjob. according to Adams. community. It benefits “The most common way be the host site of the consumers by letting conference due to the or­ people catch a cold is them know what to be You can get the kind of experience that leads to a great through hand-to-face con­ ganization’s efforts to aware of,” said Paige Le- benefit the community, career by applying to be a Sales Intern at the Daily Nexus. tact,” she said. “Wash your ven, campus CALPIRG hands frequently, use dis­ according to Valerie coordinator. Kushman, GVCH com- posable tissue and avoid Researchers employed Intern training includes: touching your face as munity relations by CALPIRG will pre­ representative. much as possible.” sent a list of 24 poten­ There are a few myths “CALPIRG is making >• Basics of newspaper advertising tially harmful toys, ac­ recommendations to associated with the ways cording to Leven. individuals commonly be­ consumers on toys, so we >• Sales presentations “They will review dif­ come susceptible to colds, let them use our facili­ ferent toys on the market ties,” she said. >• Creating a successful ad campaign according to Rilla Cetti, that don’t meet the stan­ manager of the Goleta Val­ dards and some that do —Susan Burkhart >• Designing powerful ads ley Community Hospital emergency department. aid. said. “Exercise is always effective. Getting out with >• Principles of effective marketing “Cold weather doesn’t “Although numbers are cause colds, viruses cause down, it doesn’t reflect friends and not concen­ trating on school work for >■ Client service and sales support colds. Many people that colds are down,” packed together in one Adams said. “People are a little while can also work room, which is common just learning that there’s to reduce stress.” Interns who successfully complete the training program during cold weather, is a no cure.” very effective way of Stress-reduction activi­ The SHS Walk-in Clinic will be promoted to Sales Representative positions at the spreading a virus,” she ties to avoid getting run offers a flu shot for $5 Daily Nexus. Sales Reps earn an average of $450 per month said. “Students are more down and maintain sta­ Tuesday through Friday, 8 susceptible merely be­ mina can be good illness a.m. to 4 p.m. The shot is working just 15 to 20 hours per week. cause of their living deterrents, according to approximately 75 percent environments.” April Beckett, SHS nurs­ effective and is recom­ Come to the Nexus Advertising office at the base of Storkc In comparison to last ing director. mended as a precaution against the downfalls of Tower, M-F, 9am-5pm. year, the Cold Care Clinic “We all know students has seen considerably don’t get enough sleep or the cold and flu season, ac­ fewer people in search of eat what they should,” she cording to the SHS staff. Rec Sports News Get your teams together! Intramural Come to The Rec Sports Office beginning Dec. 5tlyit Rob Gym trailer #304 winter quarter sign-ups begin (Dec. 5th BasRetbatt BozvCing (1/2 U n it credit) G'kG Votteybatt SoftbaCC ixec Sports will be hiring basketball and Indoor Soccer 2%2 Sand Votteybatt Waterpolo referees for the winter quarter. Hennis ‘RoCCerbCade OlocRey If you don't know the sport, we'll teach you’1 ‘Badminton Innertube WaterpoCo Call the Rec Sports office at 893-3253 Lookjor %eßutar 'Water- ‘Racquetbatt for more infor­ poto and squash too! mation Daily Nexus Tuesday, November 22,1994 9

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By Jenny Kok Staff Writer ast Saturday, I was blessed by the football gods with a free ticket to the big game between the Big West conference UCLA Bruins and USC Trojans. It was an exciting play may be over, but the L matchup, won by the Bruins, 31-19. However, it wasn’t season is hardly over for the actual game that inspired this column, but the pa- the #9 UCSB women’s vol­ geantiy and atmosphere surrounding the contest. leyball team. Two hours before kickoff, the parking lot was filled With the conference’s with fans from both sides enjoying elaborate picnics and schedule completed, the barbecues. Nearly everyone had a T-shirt or hat on repre­ final results are out. Sixth- senting their team, students had their faces and bodies ranked Long Beach State, painted with their school colors and there was a feeling as expected, is the sole of electricity in the air. possessor of first place, What also shocked me was the sheer magnitude of the while #7 University of Ha­ attendance for the game. Over 90,000 fans flocked to the waii came in second. Com­ Rose Bowl in Pasadena for the yearly contest. Can you ing as a big surprise, #8 imagine 90,000 people turning out for a Gaucho sporting University of the Pacific event? How about 9,000? and UCSB wound up tied During the USC-UCLA game, I began to wonder what for third place. This is a it would be like to be at a school that had a top-ranked shock, because over the team in one of the “big” college sports — football or weekend, the Tigers were men’s basketball. UCSB is agood-sized university with a shut out by San Jose State, strong sports tradition, but we really don’t have the kind which knocked UOP out of teams that can come close to inspiring the type of fer­ of a tie for second place. vor that accompanies a rivalry between schools like USC But from this point on, and UCLA. there will be no more cele­ I know that juniors and seniors may reminisce about brating or dwelling on big-time men’s basketball matchups between the what could have been. Af­ Gauchos and the UNLV Runnin’ Rebels, but since I ter the Thanksgiving holi­ transferred here in the spring of 1993,1 haven’t exper­ day, it is the beginning of ienced the thrill of a big-time sports event at UCSB. The the most important part of Gaucho home win over Long Beach State in women’s the season: the NCAA volleyball last year was a dramatic and exciting match, tournament. but men’s basketball and football have traditionally been Before the Gauchos the college sports that have been followed in our society start concentrating on the with attention that rivals that of professional sports. playoffs themselves, they It may be hard to believe for those who weren’t here to will have two more tests witness it, but as recently as two years ago, students this coming weekend, as camped overnight in order to get tickets for Gaucho ba- they head down to the Long Beach State Badden Beach Blowout tourna­ ment, where they will take Can you imagine 90,000 people turning on the University of Hous­ ton on Friday at 5:30 p.m. out for a Gaucho sporting event? How and University of San about 9,000? Francisco on Saturday, also at 5:30 p.m. “This weekend could be sketball games. Last year, students often were able to re­ a big test for us,” UCSB ceive game tickets without even waiting in line. Al­ Head Coach Kathy Gre­ though UCSB students are infamous for their lack of gory said. “I’m really glad MICHAEL D*EPIRO/Diily Nexua school spirit, I’m certain that students would get excited that we are playing this about a top basketball team or the return of a football Thanksgiving weekend. UCSB senior setter Chrissy Boehle and team travel south over Thanksgiving weekend for the Long Beach State Badden Beach Blowout team. There’s the possibility that Another facet of the USC-UCLA game that UCSB we could host the first th e Gauchos this rent kind of team. Winning stepping up their play. I’d doesn’t have is a rival that the Gauchos love to hate. game of the NCAA tourna­ weekend. Like many of the won’t come easy against like to see that continue. UNLV used to be that team, but with their decline and ment a week from Wed­ teams that will be in the them. On the other hand, Kim Keys and Jennifer impending exit from the Big West Conference, UCSB- nesday, or get a first-round NCAA tournament, Hous­ USF is not quite as tough Stroffe have done well, but UNLV matchups don’t seem to inspire the excitement bye and host the second ton plays a physical game. of a team, although they have been a little inconsis­ that they once did. Perhaps with the entrance of Cal Poly round on the weekend. So The Cougars recently took are quite capable of play­ tent. If they can step up as San Luis Obispo into the conference next year, the it is really important that their league title and have ing well or having a good well, that could really give Gauchos will have their own “cross-town rival.” us some momentum going we get to play this won 16 out of the last 17 game. One of the benefits of having a cross-town rival is that weekend because if we get matches. “What I’d like to see this into the NCAA tourna­ ment next week.” nearly as many fans from the visiting team attend the the bye, we aren’t going to “[Houston is] obviously weekend is for us to com­ game. There is nothing that brings a group of fans get to play for another a very good team,” Gre­ pete well with Houston. The Gaucho spikers will find out their playoff together more than ganging up on a group of opposition week.” gory commented. “What I Heather [Collins], Shirley rooters. Houston is going to be like about this matchup is [Aboyme] and Tammy situation Sunday afternoon. Realizing that our football team was not the greatest the biggest matchup for that they present a diffe­ [Stiner] have really been ever, and that budget constraints will probably prevent the school from ever having a team again, it still would have been exciting to have the opportunity to watch col­ lege football every Saturday here at Harder Stadium. Roller Hockey Center to Open in Goleta by ’95 There has recently been some talk of bringing the team the best roller hockey in eral divisions are form­ By Michael Cadilli In addition to UCSB back, a move that sports fans would welcome, but any town.” ing: Youth (11 and Intramural roller Staff Writer______thoughts of football returning to UCSB would bring ab­ Two important as­ under), Teen (12-17), hockey, the SBRHC is out serious debate over the tremendous costs involved. pects of the Santa Bar­ College (UCSB, SBCC currently accepting ap­ Unless the men’s basketball team is able to surprise a By subscribing to the bara Roller Hockey Cen­ and Westmont) and plications for different lot of people and have a big season, it appears that the theory “If you build it, ter attest to Halprin’s Adult (18 and older). types of college teams to #9-ranked women’s volleyball team will continue to be they will come,” Rick comment that his brand “Hockey has a long play each other, such as the most important athletic team on campus. While vol­ Halprin has achieved his of hockey will be the best tradition of forming fraternities. leyball does draw big crowds to the Thunderdome, it dream of building Santa in town. First, the profes­ teams based on a com­ The facility will be seems as if UCSB’s athletic reputation and the enthu­ Barbara’s first and only sional Roller Hockey monality between play­ equipped with a Street siasm of its sports fans rest on the shoulders of men’s indoor roller-hockey International-style rolon ers such as address, Hockey Plus pro shop/ basketball. rink. rink will be 80 by 150 feet school or place of work,” repair shop, skate and In terms of men’s basketball, there are three types of Last month, the Santa with three-foot boards Halprin said. “This helps equipment rentals, and students: diehards who will attend every game, others Barbara County Board of and five-foot Plexiglas develop natural friendly locker rooms. who will never see the inside of the Thunderdome, and Supervisors unanim­ extensions. Secondly, all rivalries.” A discounted sign-up the majority of students — those who go when the team ously approved Hal- leagues will be officiated The Youth league will fee is available until Dec. is winning. prin’s plan to build the by certified NIHA (Na­ play standard five-on- 1. Applications are due With that in mind, it seems as if for the present time, rink in a downtown tional In-line Hockey five format, with teams by Dec. 31. The SBRHC Gaucho sports fans will have to be content with our cur­ Goleta warehouse. Association) referees, limited to 13 players. All will be available for rent athletic situation. We have a great number of athle­ “It’s been a long battle, who will enforce Ameri­ other leagues will play public and private ses­ tic teams here, both intercollegiate and club, and there but it’s finally over,” he can hockey rules. four on four and will be sions and for free skating are always a few home games to watch each week. said. “This rink is some­ Rink construction is limited to 11 players. All while the Dolby So, until Pimm’s team threatens to post a 20-win sea­ thing the community re­ scheduled to be finished games will be 44 minutes, surround-sound system son or an unlikely chain of events brings football back to ally needs, and I’m happy by Dec. 15, with leagues consisting of two 22-mi­ plays, but will tragically UCSB, I’ll have to be content with UCSB sports and my tobeableJoj3rovide_^t beginning on Jan. 1. Sev- nute halves. not include a disco ball. occasional drives into L.A. to watch the Bruins.