"Treehouse Of Horror 14" by Screaming Stephen Frizzle. (JUNE 2000-05-30)
Homer Buys An out of date Pork Chop, which then controls all foodstuffs to attack against the Simpson's, Turning all the Kids into Zombies, in "Night of the Living Bread". When Bart applies for a scientific experiment for Prof. Frink, His brain is replaced by a computer chip, in "RoBart", and When Edna Krabbapple get abducted by Aliens, Little Half Alien Half Human creatures roam around Earth, in "All The Kang's Men."
Opening- Blackboard- REDRUM, REDRUM, REDRUM REDRUM RED/ At Cut-off
Couch- The Simpsons rush in, and get their heads chopped off. JAMES "TAXI" BROOKS MATT BRAIN INGURY DAMNED SIMON Created By MATT "OUT OF HELL" GROENING
Night Of The Living Bread Written by "BUFFY STEPHAN-PIRE FRIZZSL-AYER"
OFF's DINING ROOM
Homer Ah, Marge, Thanks for making my favourite dinner, Pork Chop!
Marge I had no choice! You bought 70 dollars worth!
Homer- Ah! It was worth it!
(We see that the freezer is overfilled with OUT OF DATE Pork chop. (1957))
Marge- There's no more room in the Freezer for Lisa's Veggie Meals!
Homer. - You don't Mind if your potato casserole is a LITTLE out of date?
Lisa Doesn't reply. She's gone green.
That Night.
OFF's Kitchen.
An out of date Pork Chop falls out of the fridge. It rolls to Snowball II's Dish. She eats it, and mutates into a horrible creature. A PORK CHOP WITH LEGS, AND A SLOBBERING MOUTH!
That Morning.
Homer- Ooh! Pork Chops for breakfast!
Marge- Homer, Where's the cat?
Lisa- The Cat?
Bart. - Do we even have a cat?
Homer- I Remember A Chicken Sandwich
Lisa. - What's our cat's name?
Marge- Y'Know, I don't know!
Homer- I do! No wait. Nope, It's a sandwich.
The Mutated Snowball II Closes her eyes, forcing little rays to come out of her head. The ray lands on a piece of toast. The one Lisa's eating. It bites her bottom lip. (The Toast!)
Lisa- OW! Something Bit me!
Homer. - Was it Bart?
Bart- I Definitely didn't do it. For Once.
Lisa- I don't see your KrustyO's biting YOU!
(The Mutated Snowball II Strikes Bart Spoonful of KrustyO's, this time, they leap out of his spoon, and walk around the table in a gormless manner.)
Bart- Well, at least they're not biting me.
That Night.
The Zombie KrustyO's are in a cage. They're trying to break out. They succeed, and go into Maggie's Room.
Next Morning. OFF's Kitchen
The Simpson's all sit down for breakfast. ZOMBIE MAGGIE Crawls in.
Marge- Hmmm, What's wrong with Maggie? She looks a bit Green.
Bart- Cool!
Lisa- Bart! It's not cool!
Homer- You Better get her to Dr. Hibberts. HOSPITAL Dr. Hibbert- What we have here is a case of "Pinkeye".
Marge- I thought that was long-gone.
Homer. - Better not eat any Worchester Sauce!
Hibbert- Oh, did I say PINKEYE? Hmmm, Have you stocked up on, out of date Pork Chop?
Homer- Not to my Knowledge.
Marge- Yes. There is a whole Freezer load.
Hibbert- OH DEAR GOD! Homer- What? Hibbert- Medical Science cannot explain what has happened here. I'm afraid that young Maggie, is a little something I call, "The Living Impaired"
Marge- Oh No! Doctor, Is Maggie a Zombie?
Hibbert- Yes! He he he!
Homer. - What has this got to do with out of date Pork Chop?
Hibbert. - If this meat is more than 3 years out of date, it starts possessing Food. Making the food MUTATED! If the mutated food bites anyone, they turn into this fowl creature.
Homer- Well, The Mutant KrustyO's haven't bit anyone else.
Marge- OH NO! THE MUTATED TOAST! It Bit Lisa!
Homer- So?
Hibbert. - Did you listen to a word I said?
(Homer and Marge rush home)
OFF's House
Bart runs out.
Bart- MOM! DAD! Lisa's a zombie and is trying to KILL ME!
Homer- No-one likes a tell tale.
Marge- OH MY LORD!
Marge rushes into the Kitchen. Mutant turkey's, fish sticks, and pork chops walk gormlessly around the kitchen. Scary Music plays. Behind Marge, is Zombie Lisa!
Zombie Lisa- HELLO MOTHER.
Marge Screams.
Zombie Lisa walks in the same fashion as Zombie Maggie. They both go after Bart.
Bart- Cool! I've always wanted to become a Zom-
Lisa and Maggie eat Bart.
When Lisa and Maggie get up, their mouths are covered with blood. Behind them, Zombie Bart stands up.
Zombie Bart- URRRR! Marge + Homer- ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
Homer + Marge run out of the house, The Mutant foodstuffs and Zombie children are not far behind. Some Mutant Crisps goes into the Flanders's House.
(O.S) Flanders- Ooh, well look at this! A Pack of Pick- Diddlyick-led onion flavoured crisps! My Fav-diddly-avourite! (Crunch Munch Crunch)- BLAAAUUGHHHH!!!
Zombie Flanders walks out of his House. With the Mutant crisps.
Homer + Marge are still running from the Mutant Foodstuffs, Zombie Kids, and other Zombies. (Now, including Ned Flanders, Comic Book Guy, and Krusty)
Homer- Ah, Marge, They're all after us. Even Ned!
Marge- Ned Flanders? Wow! That's the first time HE'S Become a Zombie.
Pause.
Homer. - Your point being?
(The PAUSE In PAUSE was too long. The Zombies and Mutant Foodstuffs get Homer and Marge.)
Homer + Marge- WAAAAAAH!
(Black)
Homer and Marge return to our screens. Homer is dressed as A Punk rocker, whilst Marge is dressed as, Well, Another punk Rocker.
Homer# COME ON YOU MUTANT FOODSTUFFS! WHY DON'T YOU COME AND GET US! Marge# COME ON YOU STUPID ZOMBIE KIDS AND THAT MUTANT PIECE OF LETTUCE!
Lettuce- Who, ME?
Homer + Marge- YEAH YOU!
Lettuce- Deary Me!
Homer + Marge- TOODLE- OO!
(Lettuce faints on floor.)
Homer- Wait, Marge. That's IT! When we insult the Mutant foodstuffs, they collapse and die!
Homer- #YOU STUPID LOW FAT ICE CREAM! YOU MADE ME PUT ON 20 PO-OU-OUNDS! YOU SAID YOU WERE ONLY 10 CALORIES, YEAH! 10 CALORIES AN OUNCE!
(Mutant Ice Cream Dies)
Marge- #WHAT SHOULD HAVE TASTED GREAT WITH TOMATOES? THAT STUPID WHOLEMEAL PASTA! IT WAS HIGH IN FIBRE AND MADE ME GO TO THE TOILET FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!
(Tomatoes and Bags of Pasta Fall down dead)
Homer- #WHEN I SAY MMM, DONUTS, I MEAN MMM, DONUTS WHEN I SEE DONUTS, I REALLY GO NUTS I JUST EAT DONUTS, NO SWEAT, NO DRABBLE EXEPT IF THE DONUT FLAVOUR IS APPLE! APPLE! APPLE!
(Apple's and Apple flavoured donuts are crushed down dead)
Homer- Phew, Marge, It's going to be hard work making up songs. I don't even though what "Drabble" Means!
Marge. - Ah well. Should we just say insults, instead of sing?
Homer. - Great!
Marge- CHICKEN IS GREASY!
Homer- BANANAS IS TOO FRUITY!
Marge- Are too fruity
Homer- Glad you agree.
Marge- I HATE PEPPERONI PIZZA!
Homer- I HATE MILK!
Marge- I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUTTER AND "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTERT"!
Homer- I HATE FOOD ALL TOGETHER!
(All foodstuffs collapse.)
Homer then stares at the Out of date Pork Chop that started it all.
Homer- As for you.
(Draws out a gun and shoots pork chop.) (All zombies are turned back into Humans.)
Comic book Guy. - Why don't I have an arm?
Marge- Aw! It's turned out all right.
Homer- No it's not! It's now a nightmare world. Flanders is alive, I Said I hated all foods, and I (Starts Crying) SHOT A PORK CHOP!
Marge- Mmm! End of Act One! Act Two. RoBart By ELZZIRF NEHPETS.
Bart is at school, looking at the notice board
Notes on it are.
[Applicants for Gym. PLEASE Enrol]
[So, You WANNA DIE? Call KL-53226 And Ask for Mr. N Bates]
[SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, PAY GOOD MONEY]
(Bart is Very interested at the Last one)
Bart- Science, eh?
Skinner walks buy.
Skinner- Hmm, Bart! Taking an interest in science?
Bart- No, taking an interest in Money.
Skinner- I knew it was to good to be true.
(Next Scene, Frink's House. V. Spooky and big. Bart rings on the bell)
(Door Opens. There is a huge shadow.)
Frink appears.
Frink- Ah, Nng-hey, Have you come to take part in The DEADLY Science experime-he- hent, which might ruin you looks for the rest of your lives?
Bart- Yep.
Frink- Come right in.
(Frink's Lab)
Frink. - You're Probably wondering why there is so much Hi-Tech stuff in a tiny basement.
Bart- Hell, No.
Frink- Oh. Good? Hey, Little boy, come here for a second.
Bart- No way man, My Mom taught me not to go away with strangers.
Frink- I'm not a stranger, you've known me for approximately 13 Minutes and 21 seconds.
Bart- Gah?
(Bart goes to Prof. Frink)
Frink -Right then, I'll go over the Experiment with you. Basically, to cut a Long story short, I'm going to slice open your head, and replace your brain with a com-
(We see Bart running away.)
Frink- (Shouting to Bart) YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'VE LAYED OUT TRAPS! (To Himself) Ah, who am I kidding, It'll never work.
(SFX- Spring bouncing, Bart Screams.)
Frink- Ah, Touché-Nng hey!!!
(Next Scene, Bart is on a stretcher,)
Bart- YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS! I'LL SUE!!!
Frink- Relax, I'm already Paying you $25,000.
(Bart's mouth is shut)
Frink- Okay, I'll start up the machine.
(SFX, Machine Whirring)
(SFX, Machine Breaks)
Frink- Ah, No, The Machine has Broken.
Bart- Phew.
(SFX-ZAPP!)
Frink- No, Just warmed up.
(Lightning flashes everywhere. Bart rises up from stretcher, big scar)
Frink- HE'S ALIVE NNG-HEY!
Bart- So, What in particular has happened en route for me?
Frink- What? Oh, You're brain has been replaced by a Computer Chip I call, The Frinkurator 2000; It's a thesaurus, Dictionary and stuff.
Bart- Truly? High quality!
Frink- Yeah.
(Next Day)
Bart- Superior first light, foremost! What a bright day of the week it is in the present day!
Skinner- What?
Bart- Nonentity a great deal, with the exception of I be on familiar terms with a delivery supplementary than you assume!
Skinner- O-Kay then!
Bart- I'll be present considering you!
Skinner- Bye!
(Ms Hoover walks up)
Skinner- Beware of Bart, He's talking in code