The Jerkstore Draft Results 18-Jan-2005 12:01 PM Eastern

www.rtsports.com The Jerkstore Draft Results 18-Jan-2005 12:01 PM Eastern

The Jerkstore Draft Sat., Aug 21 2004 5:15:00 PM Rounds: 15

Round 1 Round 5 #1 Rally Monkeys - Priest Holmes, RB, KAN #1 Rally Monkeys - Isaac Bruce, WR, STL #2 Frank the Tank - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB, SDG #2 Frank the Tank - Lee Evans, WR, BUF #3 Player Haters - Clinton Portis, RB, WAS #3 Player Haters - Mike Vanderjagt, K, IND #4 Capitol City Goofballs - Ahman Green, RB, GNB #4 Capitol City Goofballs - Justin McCareins, WR, NYJ #5 Efelay Fisterz - Shaun Alexander, RB, SEA #5 Efelay Fisterz - Chris Chambers, WR, MIA #6 CT Loan Sharks - Deuce McAllister, RB, NOR #6 CT Loan Sharks - Duce Staley, RB, PIT #7 AssClowns - Edgerrin James, RB, IND #7 AssClowns - Andre Johnson, WR, HOU #8 Mulva - Randy Moss, WR, MIN #8 Mulva - Eric Moulds, WR, BUF #9 Midnight Money - Jamal Lewis, RB, BAL #9 Midnight Money - Jimmy Smith, WR, JAC #10 dilligaf - Marshall Faulk, RB, STL #10 dilligaf - Koren Robinson, WR, SEA #11 Paydirt Piranas - Marvin Harrison, WR, IND #11 Paydirt Piranas - Marc Bulger, QB, STL #12 ASSMAN - Peyton Manning, QB, IND #12 ASSMAN - Miami Dolphins, D/ST, MIA

Round 2 Round 6 #1 ASSMAN - Fred Taylor, RB, JAC #1 ASSMAN - Jeff Wilkins, K, STL #2 Paydirt Piranas - Stephen Davis, RB, CAR #2 Paydirt Piranas - Todd Heap, TE, BAL #3 dilligaf - Daunte Culpepper, QB, MIN #3 dilligaf - John Carney, K, NOR #4 Midnight Money - Corey Dillon, RB, NWE #4 Midnight Money - Jake Delhomme, QB, CAR #5 Mulva - Donovan McNabb, QB, PHI #5 Mulva - Carolina Panthers, D/ST, CAR #6 AssClowns - Rudi Johnson, RB, CIN #6 AssClowns - Jerry Porter, WR, OAK #7 CT Loan Sharks - Torry Holt, WR, STL #7 CT Loan Sharks - Dallas Cowboys, D/ST, DAL #8 Efelay Fisterz - Terrell Owens, WR, PHI #8 Efelay Fisterz - Boo Williams, TE, NOR #9 Capitol City Goofballs - Michael Vick, QB, ATL #9 Capitol City Goofballs - Brian Westbrook, RB, PHI #10 Player Haters - Matt Hasselbeck, QB, SEA #10 Player Haters - William Green, RB, CLE #11 Frank the Tank - Brett Favre, QB, GNB #11 Frank the Tank - Jeremy Shockey, TE, NYG #12 Rally Monkeys - Steve McNair, QB, TEN #12 Rally Monkeys - Kellen Winslow, TE, CLE

Round 3 Round 7 #1 Rally Monkeys - Trent Green, QB, KAN #1 Rally Monkeys - St. Louis Rams, D/ST, STL #2 Frank the Tank - Travis Henry, RB, BUF #2 Frank the Tank - Kansas City Chiefs, D/ST, KAN #3 Player Haters - Chad Johnson, WR, CIN #3 Player Haters - Amani Toomer, WR, NYG #4 Capitol City Goofballs - Michael Bennett, RB, MIN #4 Capitol City Goofballs - Alge Crumpler, TE, ATL #5 Efelay Fisterz - Domanick Davis, RB, HOU #5 Efelay Fisterz - Kevin Jones, RB, DET #6 CT Loan Sharks - Aaron Brooks, QB, NOR #6 CT Loan Sharks - Matt Stover, K, BAL #7 AssClowns - Jeff Garcia, QB, CLE #7 AssClowns - Lee Suggs, RB, CLE #8 Mulva - Kevan Barlow, RB, SFO #8 Mulva - Rod Smith, WR, DEN #9 Midnight Money - Hines Ward, WR, PIT #9 Midnight Money - Adam Vinatieri, K, NWE #10 dilligaf - Tony Gonzalez, TE, KAN #10 dilligaf - Charlie Garner, RB, TAM #11 Paydirt Piranas - Quentin Griffin, RB, DEN #11 Paydirt Piranas - Javon Walker, WR, GNB #12 ASSMAN - Peerless Price, WR, ATL #12 ASSMAN - Eddie George, RB, DAL

Round 4 Round 8 #1 ASSMAN - Joe Horn, WR, NOR #1 ASSMAN - Plaxico Burress, WR, PIT #2 Paydirt Piranas - Tom Brady, QB, NWE #2 Paydirt Piranas - DeShaun Foster, RB, CAR #3 dilligaf - Steve Smith, WR, CAR #3 dilligaf - Charles Rogers, WR, DET #4 Midnight Money - Baltimore Ravens, D/ST, BAL #4 Midnight Money - Keenan McCardell, WR, SDG #5 Mulva - Curtis Martin, RB, NYJ #5 Mulva - Jason Elam, K, DEN #6 AssClowns - Laveranues Coles, WR, WAS #6 AssClowns - Tampa Bay Buccaneers, D/ST, TAM #7 CT Loan Sharks - Derrick Mason, WR, TEN #7 CT Loan Sharks - Marty Booker, WR, MIA #8 Efelay Fisterz - Santana Moss, WR, NYJ #8 Efelay Fisterz - David Akers, K, PHI #9 Capitol City Goofballs - Darrell Jackson, WR, SEA #9 Capitol City Goofballs - Philadelphia Eagles, D/ST, PHI #10 Player Haters - New England Patriots, D/ST, NWE #10 Player Haters - Reggie Wayne, WR, IND #11 Frank the Tank - Peter Warrick, WR, CIN #11 Frank the Tank - Donald Driver, WR, GNB #12 Rally Monkeys - Tiki Barber, RB, NYG #12 Rally Monkeys - John Kasay, K, CAR

Round 9 Round 13 #1 Rally Monkeys - Jon Kitna, QB, CIN #1 Rally Monkeys - Minnesota Vikings, D/ST, MIN #2 Frank the Tank - Ron Dayne, RB, NYG #2 Frank the Tank - Olindo Mare, K, MIA #3 Player Haters - Daniel Graham, TE, NWE #3 Player Haters - Bobby Shaw, WR, SDG #4 Capitol City Goofballs - Larry Fitzgerald, WR, ARI #4 Capitol City Goofballs - Marcus Pollard, TE, IND #5 Efelay Fisterz - Deion Branch, WR, NWE #5 Efelay Fisterz - Kevin Johnson, WR, BAL #6 CT Loan Sharks - T.J. Duckett, RB, ATL #6 CT Loan Sharks - John Hall, K, WAS #7 AssClowns - Chris Brown, RB, TEN #7 AssClowns - Carson Palmer, QB, CIN #8 Mulva - Chad Pennington, QB, NYJ #8 Mulva - Randy McMichael, TE, MIA #9 Midnight Money - Warrick Dunn, RB, ATL #9 Midnight Money - Pittsburgh Steelers, D/ST, PIT #10 dilligaf - Brad Johnson, QB, TAM #10 dilligaf - Oakland Raiders, D/ST, OAK #11 Paydirt Piranas - Tennessee Titans, D/ST, TEN #11 Paydirt Piranas - Itula Mili, TE, SEA #12 ASSMAN - Drew Bledsoe, QB, BUF #12 ASSMAN - Jacksonville Jaguars, D/ST, JAC

Round 10 Round 14 #1 ASSMAN - Marcus Robinson, WR, MIN #1 ASSMAN - David Givens, WR, NWE #2 Paydirt Piranas - Ryan Longwell, K, GNB #2 Paydirt Piranas - Ike Hilliard, WR, NYG #3 dilligaf - Bubba Franks, TE, GNB #3 dilligaf - Buffalo Bills, D/ST, BUF #4 Midnight Money - Joey Harrington, QB, DET #4 Midnight Money - Anthony Becht, TE, NYJ #5 Mulva - Donte' Stallworth, WR, NOR #5 Mulva - Green Bay Packers, D/ST, GNB #6 AssClowns - Sebastian Janikowski, K, OAK #6 AssClowns - Jim Kleinsasser, TE, MIN #7 CT Loan Sharks - Jake Plummer, QB, DEN #7 CT Loan Sharks - Antonio Gates, TE, SDG #8 Efelay Fisterz - Byron Leftwich, QB, JAC #8 Efelay Fisterz - Keyshawn Johnson, WR, DAL #9 Capitol City Goofballs - Mark Brunell, QB, WAS #9 Capitol City Goofballs - Reggie Williams, WR, JAC #10 Player Haters - David Carr, QB, HOU #10 Player Haters - New York Giants, D/ST, NYG #11 Frank the Tank - Josh Brown, K, SEA #11 Frank the Tank - Atlanta Falcons, D/ST, ATL #12 Rally Monkeys - Joey Galloway, WR, TAM #12 Rally Monkeys - Jay Feely, K, ATL

Round 11 Round 15 #1 Rally Monkeys - Willis McGahee, RB, BUF #1 Rally Monkeys - Kyle Boller, QB, BAL #2 Frank the Tank - Rod Gardner, WR, WAS #2 Frank the Tank - Garrison Hearst, RB, DEN #3 Player Haters - Anthony Thomas, RB, CHI #3 Player Haters - Jason Hanson, K, DET #4 Capitol City Goofballs - Tyrone Wheatley, RB, OAK #4 Capitol City Goofballs - Joe Nedney, K, TEN #5 Efelay Fisterz - Anquan Boldin, WR, ARI #5 Efelay Fisterz - Indianapolis Colts, D/ST, IND #6 CT Loan Sharks - Terry Glenn, WR, DAL #6 CT Loan Sharks - Tim Rattay, QB, SFO #7 AssClowns - Brandon Lloyd, WR, SFO #7 AssClowns - New Orleans Saints, D/ST, NOR #8 Mulva - Eddie Kennison, WR, KAN #8 Mulva - Morten Andersen, K, MIN #9 Midnight Money - Jerry Rice, WR, SEA #9 Midnight Money - Erron Kinney, TE, TEN #10 dilligaf - Mike Alstott, RB, TAM #10 dilligaf - Marcel Shipp, RB, ARI #11 Paydirt Piranas - Roy Williams, WR, DET #11 Paydirt Piranas - Najeh Davenport, RB, GNB #12 ASSMAN - Travis Minor, RB, MIA #12 ASSMAN - Shayne Graham, K, CIN

Round 12 #1 ASSMAN - Dallas Clark, TE, IND #2 Paydirt Piranas - Denver Broncos, D/ST, DEN #3 dilligaf - Tim Brown, WR, TAM #4 Midnight Money - Martin Gramatica, K, IND #5 Mulva - Thomas Jones, RB, CHI #6 AssClowns - Quincy Morgan, WR, DAL #7 CT Loan Sharks - Seattle Seahawks, D/ST, SEA #8 Efelay Fisterz - Freddie Jones, TE, ARI #9 Capitol City Goofballs - Ashley Lelie, WR, DEN #10 Player Haters - Amos Zereoue, RB, OAK #11 Frank the Tank - Josh McCown, QB, ARI #12 Rally Monkeys - Drew Bennett, WR, TEN