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*Thinking*… Puffpuff and zobo… … the only combo in the world that keeps me in 'High mode'… well 'Eba and ogbono' is also another but puffy a.k.a puffpuff is one king!!!!*gets back to reality*. Hello citizens of Eksd-Out- ria (Hmmn it has a nice ring to it sha) *shines teeth*... this edition features some of the most talented individuals I've been opportuned to meet like "Fecko", who by the way is single (whispers 'O' ye single ladies, forms are available, contact me for info). By the way, I bring to you a new column on the Eksd out title “Ladies Corner” by Bambellina and big ups to Gbenga Akande for the fashion Eskpress and KonKrete for the Trendmania. We bring to you on this edition, lots of fun stuffs... gist and co... see Ehn, lemme not talk too much jare, I've poured out my head into this edition. Have fun reading it and Uhhhh please subscribe and send your comment to my handles and email, you can place adverts on both the mag and website also. Byebye oooo *munches puffpuff*.

Olukoya olawale A.k.a Preach @Eksdoutofficial on IG and twitter www.smackcomms.com *Thinking*… Puffpuff and zobo… … the only combo in the world that keeps me in 'High mode'… well 'Eba and ogbono' is also another but puffy a.k.a puffpuff is one king!!!!*gets back to reality*. Hello citizens of Eksd-Out- ria (Hmmn it has a nice ring to it sha) *shines teeth*... this edition features some of the most talented individuals I've been opportuned to meet like "Fecko", who by the way is single (whispers 'O' ye single ladies, forms are available, contact me for info). By the way, I bring to you a new column on the Eksd out title “Ladies Corner” by Bambellina and big ups to Gbenga Akande for the fashion Eskpress and KonKrete for the Trendmania. We bring to you on this edition, lots of fun stuffs... gist and co... see Ehn, lemme not talk too much jare, I've poured out my head into this edition. Have fun reading it and Uhhhh please subscribe and send your comment to my handles and email, you can place adverts on both the mag and website also. Byebye oooo *munches puffpuff*.

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Yesterday we chatted, and I wondered if it had ever occurred to you that I think about you every day- at work, in the bus; do I ever wonder who you are with or what you are doing or what you are thinking about? Well I'm at work, in a meeting right now and I'm thinking about you like craaaaaazy!!! Like hands think about holding and arms think of folding and minds think about not thinking but knowing. I'm thinking about you like feet think about socks and socks think about shoes. I'm thinking about you like rock and metal think about screaming, like blues think about rhythm, like fallen hip-hop thinks about uhmmmn *coughs* 'Ho's', like gardeners think about hoes, boomerangs about spinning, rocks about sitting and cops think about errrrm 'arresting people'. I'm thinking about you like APC thinks about winning over the Federal Government from PDP. I'm thinking about you like people think about the clock 5 minutes before they close for the day. I'm thinking about you like 'A' thinks about 'B' (being) with 'C', like 'B' thinks about 'C-ing' D, like 'E' (He's) an 'F-ing' 'G', like 'H' I ain't 'J' (jay). I'm thinking about you like night thinks about making day in the day, like rain clouds think about pouring; like this meeting thinks about being boring… but seriously, any meeting this boring deserves some serious Yesterday we chatted, and I wondered if it had ever occurred to you that I think about you every day- at work, in the bus; do I ever wonder who you are with or what you are doing or what you are thinking about? Well I'm at work, in a meeting right now and I'm thinking about you like craaaaaazy!!! Like hands think about holding and arms think of folding and minds think about not thinking but knowing. I'm thinking about you like feet think about socks and socks think about shoes. I'm thinking about you like rock and metal think about screaming, like blues think about rhythm, like fallen hip-hop thinks about uhmmmn *coughs* 'Ho's', like gardeners think about hoes, boomerangs about spinning, rocks about sitting and cops think about errrrm 'arresting people'. I'm thinking about you like APC thinks about winning over the Federal Government from PDP. I'm thinking about you like people think about the clock 5 minutes before they close for the day. I'm thinking about you like 'A' thinks about 'B' (being) with 'C', like 'B' thinks about 'C-ing' D, like 'E' (He's) an 'F-ing' 'G', like 'H' I ain't 'J' (jay). I'm thinking about you like night thinks about making day in the day, like rain clouds think about pouring; like this meeting thinks about being boring… but seriously, any meeting this boring deserves some serious thoughts. I'm thinking about you about like keyboards So, I'm thinking about you like bugs think think about keys, and keys think about about grass, like agbero's thinks about grass unlocking locks and goldilocks still thinks (weed), like students thinks about class, like about bears and bears still think about being ladies thinks about class, like lower middle cool, I'm thinking about you like class people think about flying first class. refrigerators thinks about being cool and I'm thinking about you like teenage boys think microwaves thinks about being hot and kids about money, beards and boobs, like the bees think about breaking rules, like targets think thinks about serving their queen and the queen about getting shot. thinks about honey. Honey I'm thinking about I'm in a meeting now at work, not trying to you like CRAAAAAZY!!!! get you off my mind, just simply in between I'm thinking about you like mattresses think backdrops, shutter speeds, apertures and ISO's about springs and winter thinks about spring, that I'm trying to adjust before shooting, I'm who thinks about summer and it doesn't matter thinking about you like camera's think of what season it is when am thinking about you, shooting, like cripples think of standing up, coz when I think about you it's always sunny like me think of standing up and walking out, with rainbows and bunnies. It's like rich I'll say I have to go to the bathroom or people think about making money and broke something, so I can find out who you are with, people think about making money. or what you are thinking about, but Uhhhh I When I think about you, the world makes sense. think you are in class or prolly busy with something right now too. So I'll text you instead! 'I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU' *Send*. Let me turn to the next page; I'm thinking about you when I hold my pen, coz every time I write an article on Eksd Out, you are the only one I'm trying to impress. I'm thinking about you like boats think about floating, like paddles think about rowing, like poet thinks about flowing, I'm thinking about you like bankers think about loaning and renters think about owning and stoners (drug addicts) think about throwing rocks!!, Lool that's what stoners do right?!. thoughts. I'm thinking about you about like keyboards So, I'm thinking about you like bugs think think about keys, and keys think about about grass, like agbero's thinks about grass unlocking locks and goldilocks still thinks (weed), like students thinks about class, like about bears and bears still think about being ladies thinks about class, like lower middle cool, I'm thinking about you like class people think about flying first class. refrigerators thinks about being cool and I'm thinking about you like teenage boys think microwaves thinks about being hot and kids about money, beards and boobs, like the bees think about breaking rules, like targets think thinks about serving their queen and the queen about getting shot. thinks about honey. Honey I'm thinking about I'm in a meeting now at work, not trying to you like CRAAAAAZY!!!! get you off my mind, just simply in between I'm thinking about you like mattresses think backdrops, shutter speeds, apertures and ISO's about springs and winter thinks about spring, that I'm trying to adjust before shooting, I'm who thinks about summer and it doesn't matter thinking about you like camera's think of what season it is when am thinking about you, shooting, like cripples think of standing up, coz when I think about you it's always sunny like me think of standing up and walking out, with rainbows and bunnies. It's like rich I'll say I have to go to the bathroom or people think about making money and broke something, so I can find out who you are with, people think about making money. or what you are thinking about, but Uhhhh I When I think about you, the world makes sense. think you are in class or prolly busy with something right now too. So I'll text you instead! 'I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU' *Send*. Let me turn to the next page; I'm thinking about you when I hold my pen, coz every time I write an article on Eksd Out, you are the only one I'm trying to impress. I'm thinking about you like boats think about floating, like paddles think about rowing, like poet thinks about flowing, I'm thinking about you like bankers think about loaning and renters think about owning and stoners (drug addicts) think about throwing rocks!!, Lool that's what stoners do right?!. Let me sit by your into her face but the Love Story Of side please”. Finally girl never looked with much squeezing of away, she never let face the agbero the smile leave her A Unilag Babe And relented and she sat face. He asked her A Bus Conductor Something interesting until the bus was happened on my way to almost filled. Then Oshodi this morning. she pleaded to sit by the agbero until At the park this somebody came down rough, mean-looking then she would pay conductor also known for a proper seat. as an “agbero” in The agbero didn't Yoruba was screaming even look at her for passengers- his pretty face, he vernacular hissed and shouted to oscillating between the driver to move Yoruba and pidgin that why didn't she English. “Oshod! rush when others were Oshod!” He shouted rushing. angrily as I along The girl started with some other pleading in Yoruba beside him. It was a where she worked and passengers scuttled and clean 'oyinbo' tight squeeze but she she replied that she for seats. English; “please, didn't complain but was a student in the There was this ejó, help me out sir, rather started University of Lagos beautiful young lady I know you are a good praising the agbero. (UNILAG) studying who couldn't throw man, never mind all He in turn started accounting. caution and decorum this shout you have teasing her, speaking He teased her in to the wind but been shouting (people (and sometimes Yoruba about her waited patiently burst into laughter). spitting by mistake) boyfriend and car Let me sit by your into her face but the Love Story Of side please”. Finally girl never looked with much squeezing of away, she never let face the agbero the smile leave her A Unilag Babe And relented and she sat face. He asked her A Bus Conductor Something interesting until the bus was happened on my way to almost filled. Then Oshodi this morning. she pleaded to sit by the agbero until At the park this somebody came down rough, mean-looking then she would pay conductor also known for a proper seat. as an “agbero” in The agbero didn't Yoruba was screaming even look at her for passengers- his pretty face, he vernacular hissed and shouted to oscillating between the driver to move Yoruba and pidgin that why didn't she English. “Oshod! rush when others were Oshod!” He shouted rushing. angrily as I along The girl started with some other pleading in Yoruba beside him. It was a where she worked and passengers scuttled and clean 'oyinbo' tight squeeze but she she replied that she for seats. English; “please, didn't complain but was a student in the There was this ejó, help me out sir, rather started University of Lagos beautiful young lady I know you are a good praising the agbero. (UNILAG) studying who couldn't throw man, never mind all He in turn started accounting. caution and decorum this shout you have teasing her, speaking He teased her in to the wind but been shouting (people (and sometimes Yoruba about her waited patiently burst into laughter). spitting by mistake) boyfriend and car (maybe asking why her a peck on the cheek! his voice became passengers were boyfriend didn't drop We all shouted; the emotional and consoling him in her at her agbero was quiet out believe it or not HE Yoruba that he would destination)… she of surprise. She then STARTED CRYING. go higher in life laughed it off and waved bye and ran Others were now and be able to marry continued to gist down to her street. consoling him in a girl like that. He with the guy in The driver and other Yoruba. When I asked should not cry Yoruba. When she people started to what the problem because it was not reached her junction hail the agbero, see was, the lady beside the end of the road the agbero alighted hailing! The guy was me explained that for him. the bus for her to just forming boss, the agbero said he That really touched come down. She did saying he knew he was just realised he me. For a moment in and paid her irresistible etc and would never be able that agbero's life, transport fare, then others were yabbing to get a girl like his facade of a the agbero told her (taunting) him, some that in his life street thug fell to give him a peck on were yabbing the girl because he's an away and he was a the cheek for being and we moved on and uneducated bus vulnerable emotional so 'gentlemanly'. At suddenly the bus was conductor and she aspiring young man, this point some of us quiet, show over. was going to be a just like everybody became indignant, Then the agbero put graduate. else. haba! He had been his head down and He was weeping teasing her since, he became because he knew no Anthony Emeziem should let her go. uncharacteristically girl of her class Another argument quiet. The driver might ever do to him almost ensued between soon asked the guy what that girl just the agbero and the why he wasn't calling did, to touch a passengers although out bus-stop abi the dirty person like it was not as if the girl don do am jazz himself; that the agbero was really (cast a spell on girl is nice and serious, he told her him). well brought-up and to go. Then it The agbero said if he had money he happened! She jumped something in Yoruba I would have chased forward and gave him didn't get and then after her. So the (maybe asking why her a peck on the cheek! his voice became passengers were boyfriend didn't drop We all shouted; the emotional and consoling him in her at her agbero was quiet out believe it or not HE Yoruba that he would destination)… she of surprise. She then STARTED CRYING. go higher in life laughed it off and waved bye and ran Others were now and be able to marry continued to gist down to her street. consoling him in a girl like that. He with the guy in The driver and other Yoruba. When I asked should not cry Yoruba. When she people started to what the problem because it was not reached her junction hail the agbero, see was, the lady beside the end of the road the agbero alighted hailing! The guy was me explained that for him. the bus for her to just forming boss, the agbero said he That really touched come down. She did saying he knew he was just realised he me. For a moment in and paid her irresistible etc and would never be able that agbero's life, transport fare, then others were yabbing to get a girl like his facade of a the agbero told her (taunting) him, some that in his life street thug fell to give him a peck on were yabbing the girl because he's an away and he was a the cheek for being and we moved on and uneducated bus vulnerable emotional so 'gentlemanly'. At suddenly the bus was conductor and she aspiring young man, this point some of us quiet, show over. was going to be a just like everybody became indignant, Then the agbero put graduate. else. haba! He had been his head down and He was weeping teasing her since, he became because he knew no Anthony Emeziem should let her go. uncharacteristically girl of her class Another argument quiet. The driver might ever do to him almost ensued between soon asked the guy what that girl just the agbero and the why he wasn't calling did, to touch a passengers although out bus-stop abi the dirty person like it was not as if the girl don do am jazz himself; that the agbero was really (cast a spell on girl is nice and serious, he told her him). well brought-up and to go. Then it The agbero said if he had money he happened! She jumped something in Yoruba I would have chased forward and gave him didn't get and then after her. So the Tell Us Who Fecko Is significant degree, I Uhmm… Fecko is an would say I am, I acronym for would say that coz 'Formidable-Emcees- I've got lotsa female Can-knockout- friends and they find Obstacles'. Fecko is me cute. just a regular guy, in his mid-20's, a As Ifeanyi, Do You Do writer, graphic Chores? designer and rapper. Yeah sure, I cook a Most times I don't lot and do my laundry. like referring to I can remember a myself as a rapper coz moment in school where it sounds cliché, so I had to go to the I'll rather say I make market to get food good music. My forte stuffs to cook while is afro-beat and some others were busy experiments as well. studying for exams, I had to satisfy myself, So Far Have You Had I cooked 2 different Challenges? soups on that day. Yeah, a lot of challenges. Basically Any Celeb Crush? money is one of 'em, Errrrrr, I used to financial backup isn't have a crush on Eva strong. My set back so Alordiah at some point far is money to make in time. I used to quality music, promos hook up with her in and all. And yes! The the studio where she media also is one of records, at some point them, they exploit people thought we were everyone. dating coz we were very close and I used As Fecko, Would You to think of kissing Call Yourself A Ladies her in public then in Man? order to get *laughs*... Yes, to a publicity… but that Tell Us Who Fecko Is significant degree, I Uhmm… Fecko is an would say I am, I acronym for would say that coz 'Formidable-Emcees- I've got lotsa female Can-knockout- friends and they find Obstacles'. Fecko is me cute. just a regular guy, in his mid-20's, a As Ifeanyi, Do You Do writer, graphic Chores? designer and rapper. Yeah sure, I cook a Most times I don't lot and do my laundry. like referring to I can remember a myself as a rapper coz moment in school where it sounds cliché, so I had to go to the I'll rather say I make market to get food good music. My forte stuffs to cook while is afro-beat and some others were busy experiments as well. studying for exams, I had to satisfy myself, So Far Have You Had I cooked 2 different Challenges? soups on that day. Yeah, a lot of challenges. Basically Any Celeb Crush? money is one of 'em, Errrrrr, I used to financial backup isn't have a crush on Eva strong. My set back so Alordiah at some point far is money to make in time. I used to quality music, promos hook up with her in and all. And yes! The the studio where she media also is one of records, at some point them, they exploit people thought we were everyone. dating coz we were very close and I used As Fecko, Would You to think of kissing Call Yourself A Ladies her in public then in Man? order to get *laughs*... Yes, to a publicity… but that was then jarey, I'm on. Coz I made a song done. I would say my which I'd love her to current crush now is jump on… asides from Chidinma. her, Kendrick Lamar, K'naan and Freshly If You Get Stucked In Ground. An Enclosed Environment With You've Been In The Chidinma What Would Industry Since '05; So You Do? Far, Have You Listened Aah! Lol, I would look To A Track That for a way to kiss her, Totally Disgusts You? nothing more. Who Lol, a lot oooo! Dude knows, one thing might don't put me on the lead to another sha. spot right now, Lol! I don't wanna mention So Far In Your Music names... but I've got Career Have You lots of songs to Performed In Big mention. Events? Well, I won't call What's Your Definition them big events but Of Being Real? I'll say, I've been To me, being real is privileged to share being who you are when the stage with acts no one is looking, like TWO, Mode9, staying true to who Illbliss, Eva, Wizkid, you are and what you Iceprince and MI and a believe in. lot more. What's Your Own In Terms Of Being An Perspective About Artiste Which Popular Beefs In The Industry? Artiste Do You Intend I've had my own fair To Work With? share of it though… Chidinma - I'll like with AQ. We had a Lil' to feature her on my misunderstanding, E.P. which she will be though I held nothing was then jarey, I'm on. Coz I made a song done. I would say my which I'd love her to current crush now is jump on… asides from Chidinma. her, Kendrick Lamar, K'naan and Freshly If You Get Stucked In Ground. An Enclosed Environment With You've Been In The Chidinma What Would Industry Since '05; So You Do? Far, Have You Listened Aah! Lol, I would look To A Track That for a way to kiss her, Totally Disgusts You? nothing more. Who Lol, a lot oooo! Dude knows, one thing might don't put me on the lead to another sha. spot right now, Lol! I don't wanna mention So Far In Your Music names... but I've got Career Have You lots of songs to Performed In Big mention. Events? Well, I won't call What's Your Definition them big events but Of Being Real? I'll say, I've been To me, being real is privileged to share being who you are when the stage with acts no one is looking, like TWO, Mode9, staying true to who Illbliss, Eva, Wizkid, you are and what you Iceprince and MI and a believe in. lot more. What's Your Own In Terms Of Being An Perspective About Artiste Which Popular Beefs In The Industry? Artiste Do You Intend I've had my own fair To Work With? share of it though… Chidinma - I'll like with AQ. We had a Lil' to feature her on my misunderstanding, E.P. which she will be though I held nothing against it, but I by then, coz my mom didn't reply. But I has been pestering me think it's not worth about getting her it. Most do it as grandchildren. I hope publicity stunts sha. I'll be really established in the Have You At Some industry, bag lotsa Point In Your Life awards, help other Experienced A Life underrated/upcoming Changing Incident artists. That Seemed Like A Miracle? Who Are Your I was at Terry tha Favourite Rappers, Rapman's house coz we Home And Abroad? are kinda affiliated Kendrick Lamar, Terry - I was recording tha Rapman. And with Pherowshuz. Mode9... in fact the Later that night whole Swat Root! Terry woke me up to run downstairs n I About Nigerian Youths was wondering what These Days, Do You happened till I Think Anything Is started perceiving Wrong? fumes like smoke, I Trends! We all follow was stuck and trends. [There's] everyone was outside lack of creativity, I but Terry waited for mean why can't we me. Though we lost a build our own stuff, lot of stuff but I channel our talents thank God I'm alive and all to areas sha. people would benefit from? Asides that, Where Would You Like Nigerian youths are To See Fecko In The awesome! Like super Next 5 Years? awesome. Fecko will be married against it, but I by then, coz my mom didn't reply. But I has been pestering me think it's not worth about getting her it. Most do it as grandchildren. I hope publicity stunts sha. I'll be really established in the Have You At Some industry, bag lotsa Point In Your Life awards, help other Experienced A Life underrated/upcoming Changing Incident artists. That Seemed Like A Miracle? Who Are Your I was at Terry tha Favourite Rappers, Rapman's house coz we Home And Abroad? are kinda affiliated Kendrick Lamar, Terry - I was recording tha Rapman. And with Pherowshuz. Mode9... in fact the Later that night whole Swat Root! Terry woke me up to run downstairs n I About Nigerian Youths was wondering what These Days, Do You happened till I Think Anything Is started perceiving Wrong? fumes like smoke, I Trends! We all follow was stuck and trends. [There's] everyone was outside lack of creativity, I but Terry waited for mean why can't we me. Though we lost a build our own stuff, lot of stuff but I channel our talents thank God I'm alive and all to areas sha. people would benefit from? Asides that, Where Would You Like Nigerian youths are To See Fecko In The awesome! Like super Next 5 Years? awesome. Fecko will be married Any Advice For airplays they charge Upcoming up to 150,000 - Artistes/Rappers? 1million Naira, First, do your imagine? That's for an homework; don't just artist that's trying jump into music to making something without a basic outta nothing. Its knowledge of it. The high time y'all show industry has its pros us love, I'm not and cons, trust me the saying they shouldn't cons have more power charge but be over the pros, and you reasonable. also have to consider And yeah! Bloggers are the business side of the new Alaba boys, it as well. Don't just imagine! Olamide and breeze in and out. Mi's albums are out ~ ~ Learn from peeps that for download have been in the game everywhere which is for long. Seek advice. heart-breaking.

What Would You Say Is Wrong About The Industry… That You Want To Talk About? I wrote an article about it titled 'Can't I do the right thing in the wrong industry?' I feel the industry is in a state where people are getting scared of going into it. OAP's and Radio DJ's are not showing artistes love. For you to get Any Advice For airplays they charge Upcoming up to 150,000 - Artistes/Rappers? 1million Naira, First, do your imagine? That's for an homework; don't just artist that's trying jump into music to making something without a basic outta nothing. Its knowledge of it. The high time y'all show industry has its pros us love, I'm not and cons, trust me the saying they shouldn't cons have more power charge but be over the pros, and you reasonable. also have to consider And yeah! Bloggers are the business side of the new Alaba boys, it as well. Don't just imagine! Olamide and breeze in and out. Mi's albums are out ~ ~ Learn from peeps that for download have been in the game everywhere which is for long. Seek advice. heart-breaking.

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This association be answered if we are may be based on patient enough. inference, love, There isn’t a precise solidarity, regular definition for love… business interaction different people with or some other types of their own meanings of are not your reasons friend is going social commitment love but I can tell for loving the guy. through in her (plenty grammar… lol). you that the true What if the guy has an relationship? For some The type of meaning of love is in accident and his face girls, if they see relationship we would the Holy Bible, saying isn’t the way it was their friend with her be discussing is the - Love is patience, anymore… are you still boyfriend putting on one that has to do endurance, sharing, going to love him? If matching clothing and with emotions, i.e. trust, truthfulness, the guy goes broke is pecking each other “LOVE”. longsuffering, u still gonna love every day, they would Let’s look at our understand and him? wish for that kind of environment today and commitment. Most people believe love not knowing it’s use relationships It is not about the relationship is “bread just a mere around us as examples, looks (physical and beans”; it’s not “camouflage” coz inside the house na so and care for them… and yet marry a for you to be on the so quarrel. Girls LOL!!! Abeg, who nor wonderful man while friendship level than should be careful of want better thing. the decent girl going into a what they wish for; But you see, let me marries a horrible relationship. It’s all that glitters is tell you the truth - husband. just like a person not gold. you can’t always have *Some girls don’t have isn’t good in One major thing needed what you want. Even a relationship because calculation who is in a relationship is when it was time for they are expecting Mr. studying mechanical “communication”. In Jesus to die, He asked Right. Ladies please engineering… that’s every relationship God if it was possible let me give a gist – the beginning of what can make it for Him not to be there is nothing like failure for that stronger is crucified; at the end Mr. Right o! Pick that person. communication, even God said He has to Mr. Left and shift him Relationships could be without seeing each fulfill is purpose. 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And there Such a person would do would overcome those *One reason is because are some people who anything to make you challenges. ladies have high won’t even work for it happy. I hope you’ve learnt expectations… they but they would get it And always pray for something from this. want a tall handsome all. That’s grace and him - it’s very Wish you all the best guy with six packs and not everybody is so important; that would in your relationship. who’s wealthy that lucky. That’s why you help him grow. If you ;-) will pamper and spoil will see some people are not ready to be them with gifts, call go into aristo things serious, its better inside the house na so and care for them… and yet marry a for you to be on the so quarrel. Girls LOL!!! Abeg, who nor wonderful man while friendship level than should be careful of want better thing. the decent girl going into a what they wish for; But you see, let me marries a horrible relationship. It’s all that glitters is tell you the truth - husband. just like a person not gold. you can’t always have *Some girls don’t have isn’t good in One major thing needed what you want. Even a relationship because calculation who is in a relationship is when it was time for they are expecting Mr. studying mechanical “communication”. In Jesus to die, He asked Right. Ladies please engineering… that’s every relationship God if it was possible let me give a gist – the beginning of what can make it for Him not to be there is nothing like failure for that stronger is crucified; at the end Mr. Right o! Pick that person. communication, even God said He has to Mr. Left and shift him Relationships could be without seeing each fulfill is purpose. He to the Right (LOL); daring, stressful, other and you wanted to run away unless you want to die complicated and communicate like from His purpose of single. emotionally draining you’re together, it coming to the world Most guys have the but it’s not for the makes a relationship but it didn’t work… He same basic features, unready mind or stand firm but without didn’t get what He but if you can see one confused person. communication the wanted. or two good things If you are sure of relationship is Like the saying “life about him, try him out yourself and you are doomed. isn’t a bed of roses”. and try to make him ready, you would face Everybody wants a good your own if you notice the challenges that Reasons why girls fall life but it’s not he loves you and he is come with into wrong everybody that can willing to be yours. relationships and you relationships: afford it. And there Such a person would do would overcome those *One reason is because are some people who anything to make you challenges. ladies have high won’t even work for it happy. I hope you’ve learnt expectations… they but they would get it And always pray for something from this. want a tall handsome all. That’s grace and him - it’s very Wish you all the best guy with six packs and not everybody is so important; that would in your relationship. who’s wealthy that lucky. That’s why you help him grow. If you ;-) will pamper and spoil will see some people are not ready to be them with gifts, call go into aristo things serious, its better Well done missy, it was a concert and you got dressed for the occasion. The shorts and sports top do the trick and they go well with the shoes. Love the fact that her hair is pulled back up, brings out her facial features. Not too much accessories or makeup. All works fine for me. A pretty shawty has a hot body but has no idea what to do with it. She always seems to come across a bit, what's the word? Hmmm… crude. In this picture, it looks like she is trying to Madam miss miss, but you know match her outfit to her hair; you're gonna get it though! the pants are too tight for the Like Yorubas say, 'ki lo ko look I want to believe she was si'? The shoes even match with trying to achieve! I don't know her hair, is that a plus? Oh I I don't know I don't know. do not know *sigh*. Lol. Everything she has on is wrong, that top, Lord help me! And are those your stay at home shorts? You do not look one bit Vina hahhahahahahahhaha! This is attractive in this outfit. I too damn funny! The f***? What is guess all I can say is - this going on babes? Why would you think is a total disaster. you can wear a cropped top with that midriff, babes? Your mirror better had shattered prior to you leaving the house! Oh that skirt, Hello Ramsay, looking those bridesmaid shoes and the lack bloody fly! Well put of accessories I can go on and on! together, the colours flow Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! You should nicely. Very grown and have run away from the camera - yes sexy. you should have. Well done missy, it was a concert and you got dressed for the occasion. The shorts and sports top do the trick and they go well with the shoes. Love the fact that her hair is pulled back up, brings out her facial features. Not too much accessories or makeup. All works fine for me. A pretty shawty has a hot body but has no idea what to do with it. She always seems to come across a bit, what's the word? Hmmm… crude. In this picture, it looks like she is trying to Madam miss miss, but you know match her outfit to her hair; you're gonna get it though! the pants are too tight for the Like Yorubas say, 'ki lo ko look I want to believe she was si'? The shoes even match with trying to achieve! I don't know her hair, is that a plus? Oh I I don't know I don't know. do not know *sigh*. Lol. Everything she has on is wrong, that top, Lord help me! And are those your stay at home shorts? You do not look one bit Vina hahhahahahahahhaha! This is attractive in this outfit. I too damn funny! The f***? What is guess all I can say is - this going on babes? Why would you think is a total disaster. you can wear a cropped top with that midriff, babes? Your mirror better had shattered prior to you leaving the house! Oh that skirt, Hello Ramsay, looking those bridesmaid shoes and the lack bloody fly! Well put of accessories I can go on and on! together, the colours flow Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! You should nicely. Very grown and have run away from the camera - yes sexy. you should have. Article By Stealthking [email protected] She's definitely in a wrong time zone and checks all the wrong boxes. She has on a head warmer (check), leather jacket (check), leggings (check) and a camel toe starring us in the Technology keeps until centuries face. Do review her yourselves accelerating at an later. The first such guys. alarming rate and we watch was produced by keep getting dazzled Patek Philippe in by the amazing 1868 (some argue that strides Tech it was Breguet in companies make in 1812). Another Swiss different areas of watch manufacturer First lady to get a nice Science & Technology, Girard Perregaux comment from me, lol! Kunbi one such field is the looks amazing in this tribal Smartwatch. print. I absolutely love it. The colour pattern suits the outfit and her so well. The The Timepiece has neck piece complements her actually been around shoes as well. This is simple, for centuries in one classy and very chic. Love it! form or the other dating as far back as the 15th century when they were stationary Madam I have the 'fakest' accent gadgets that told in the world, what are you doing time which later wearing this type of dress if evolved to the pocket you don't know how to pull it watch in the 16th off well? You should know not to century. The wear a girdle/body magic with commercialized wrist this type of material coz the transformation of watches with an order seam line is staring straight at Time-telling devices by the Germans to me; but then I'm sure you don't we would later come equip their solders know that. You need to invest in to know as wrist with wrist watches in seamless underwear's my dear. And that pose with your watches didn't happen the First World War. behind showing makes you look so tacky/ghetto. Please take this advice very seriously. Article By Stealthking [email protected] She's definitely in a wrong time zone and checks all the wrong boxes. She has on a head warmer (check), leather jacket (check), leggings (check) and a camel toe starring us in the Technology keeps until centuries face. Do review her yourselves accelerating at an later. The first such guys. alarming rate and we watch was produced by keep getting dazzled Patek Philippe in by the amazing 1868 (some argue that strides Tech it was Breguet in companies make in 1812). Another Swiss different areas of watch manufacturer First lady to get a nice Science & Technology, Girard Perregaux comment from me, lol! Kunbi one such field is the looks amazing in this tribal Smartwatch. print. I absolutely love it. The colour pattern suits the outfit and her so well. The The Timepiece has neck piece complements her actually been around shoes as well. This is simple, for centuries in one classy and very chic. Love it! form or the other dating as far back as the 15th century when they were stationary Madam I have the 'fakest' accent gadgets that told in the world, what are you doing time which later wearing this type of dress if evolved to the pocket you don't know how to pull it watch in the 16th off well? You should know not to century. The wear a girdle/body magic with commercialized wrist this type of material coz the transformation of watches with an order seam line is staring straight at Time-telling devices by the Germans to me; but then I'm sure you don't we would later come equip their solders know that. You need to invest in to know as wrist with wrist watches in seamless underwear's my dear. And that pose with your watches didn't happen the First World War. behind showing makes you look so tacky/ghetto. Please take this advice very seriously. GEEKED

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