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FREE FRIDAY Student dies after being hit by car University sophomore Nicole /lise Woolf, 20, 'was the all-American girl.' BY JENNIFER POST opposite the service area, exited the car LeBlanc, he said . Neither Woolf' s Merv Woolf, Nicole's uncle, said she queen her senior year of high school. 5tudenl Aff•irs Editor and attempted to cross the northbound boyfriend, whose name was not was "a beautiful, Timothy Brooks, dean of students, A university sophomore was hit by a lanes of 1-95 with her boyfriend, he released, nor LeBlanc were injured in brilliant girl who said he was fond of Nicole. car and killed Tuesday evening as she said . the accident, Pyne said. knew what she "She was a very, very nice young tried to cross Interstate 95 to get help She started to enter the fourth lane, wanted." lady," Brooks said. for her disabled vehicle. Pyne said, 'and did not see a car " She was the all "She was very well liked and had a Nicole llise Woolf, 20, of approaching. He said she died instantly "She was warm and American girl," lot of friends." Harrisburg, Pa., was driving with her when she was struck by a car driven by Woolf said. He said Mike Mausner, a neighbor of the boyfriend northbound between Donald LeBlanc, 52, of Newtown, Pa. caring ... almost like she was active in family, said Nicole would be missed. Delaware exits I and 3 when the car's Woolf was pronounced dead at the sports, organizations '"Wonderful' would be an left rear tire bfew out, said Sgt. Donald scene at approximately 5 :42p.m., Pyne my own kid." to aid mental health understatement," Mausner said. Pyne of Delaware State Police. said. patients and was "She was warm and caring . She was Woolf pulled to the right shoulder No charges are being brought against -Mike Maumer, Woolrs neighbor chosen homecoming almost like my own kid." IFC accepts interest group, rejects 2 others fraternity. Tau Epsilon Phi Mike Cohen (BE SR), Tau Epsilon Phi vice president, said his group was not surprised by joins the ranks. its acceptance. BY IIMMY MILLER Cohen said the group was 5raff Reporter well prepared and complied The Inter-Fraternity Council with all IFC rules and (IFC) accepted Tau Epsilon Phi regulations regarding into its ranks Tuesday by a vote acceptance. of 30-2, but turned away two Now, he said, the fraternity other interest groups that had is looking toward the future. applied for membership. "It's like any hurdle you have Theta Xi and Phi Sigma to overcome. You're relieved Kappa were denied IFC it's over, but you realize you membership by votes of 5-27 have a lot of work ahead of and 0-32, respectively. you." All three inteq:st groups Most IFC representatives, made presentations at a Nov. 30 including Vice President Jeff IFC meeting. Votes were cast in VanderPoele (BE SR), said Memorial Hall Tuesday night Theta Xi and Phi Sigma Kappa by representatives from every were denied membership fraternity. because they are both new IFC Co-Programmer Mike groups and need more time and Piacente said Tau Epsilon Phi experience before being had a well-organized accepted. presentation, which included a IFC President John O'Keefe national representative from the (AS SR) said next semester he will work to design a program with more specific guidelines on how interest Senate groups can THE REVIEW Gretsch be accepted, BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG HEN! Delaware sophomore point guard Rob Garner drives for two in his team's 80-63 win over Widener including Wednesday at the Bob Carpenter Center. Earlier in the year NAC rival Drexel toppled Widener by 60. See story, page 84. allows requirements for the groups to get more Police officer ROTC involved in Family tradition: Breaking I F C university hurt during a n d to soar community cycles to improve the future BY ROB WERRy 911 call ~'lJ&litor acc~i~s~ art SHARKEY SOME NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED. judicial system at young ages. single mothers - just like their After a 12-year s(ay at Sharkey, It's a system that's difficult to own kids. BY BRIAN HICKEY City News Ed• tor temporary status, lhe Air Force vice president for Student Life, BY ROBYN FURMAN get out of. "My sister got a father," Chris Rare JJ'08I"ll1l was fmally given said he is optimistic about the Managing Editor For Todd, Kevin, Sam and says. "I only got my mother." A New Castle County Police lhe liftoff signal by the Faculty future of Theta Xi and Phi Four friends sit around Chris, being in Ferris is not "It makes you feel bad," Todd pa•,rolman was seriously injured SenaJe Mmday. Sigma Kappa. shooting the breeze. what's important. interjects. "My little brother's Tuesday near Claymont, Del., when Although many senaun were "I think both groups know They share their thoughts and Chris, 15 , and Todd, 17, are father comes to get him, and I'm he was struck by a stolen vehicle, against the group's exclusionary exactly what is needed from fears, trying to remain optimistic. concerned about their children like 'Damn. Where's my dad?'" dragged I 0 feet and then trapped policy toward avowed them [to join the IFC) next The boys are in the library of and being good parents. Chris wants his son to have the underneath its tire, police said. homosexuals, lhe program was semester ,"Sharkey said. "They the Ferris School - a maximum They may be facing more than things he didn' t. Patrolman John M. Fisher, 27, of passed 34 to 21, wilh four want to be part of the IFC, and they know. Pacilio urges preventive Newark, was admiued to Christiana abstenlioos. they want to move ahead of Todd knows he wants to be a programs, both in communities Hospital in critical condition with a The Senate granted lhe Air where they are now." good father to his two-year-old and schools, to deal with issues broken ankle and possible internal Fa'ce Rare pennanen1 staiUS as a Phi Sigma Kappa President son and eight-month-old before they become problems. injuries following the 3:30a.m. university academic program, Valencio Jackson (EG JR) said daugh ter. He suggests groups that teach incident at the Cambridge joining it with Anny ROfC, a pn he was not surprised that his "I know," says Chris, in a tone parenting skills. Kids don't come Apartments in Fox Point. of campus since 1~. interest group did not get tha t says he understands all too with instruction books. Parents Fisher was upgraded to fair While the Army has been accepted because they are so well. H e intends to be a role need to learn how to deal with condition Tuesday, police said. JrCSCll1m campus since tb= 1870s, young. Their group was model for h is son, even though their own stress without taking it The driver of the stolen vehicle, it was not officially called the founded in October. security institution for adolescent he's not taking care of the one out on their kids. 17-year-old Wilmington resident Reserve Officer Training Corp Jackson said, "We were more males. and a half-year-old right now. Kevin says the most important Cameron Jones, was also until congressional legislation at interested in getting our name Are these boys the problem " I want vis itation," he says "I thing to tell a child is the truth . hospital ized after being shot in the hand during the incident by Fisher's tb= beginning of tb= CCl1liJI)' 0 out than anything." He said the America faces? didn't have no father, and I want "You gotta tell 'em straight up When the amendment to group will probably apply for Marc Pacilio thinks many kids my son to have one." how life is , a nd don't let 'em parmcr, Patrolman David Kasmer. in:lude tb= Air Fa'ce pugram was membership again next are given a raw deal. The Todd, who hasn't even believe it's like a fairy tale." Fi sher was freed from under the discussed in past meetings, the semester. associate executive director for completed the ninth grade yet, Todd, however, knows there's vehicle by area residents who heard Senate was split on whether the "For next semester, we're the Delaware Counsel on Crime has joined Chris in already being muc h more to it than that. the incident, rushed outside and see ROTC page A3 planning to do more, to get and Justice thinks too many entangled in a viscous cycle. He knows the importance of lifted the car while Kastner pulled see IFC page A9 children are thrown into the Both bo ys were raised by see CHILDREN page A4 see POLICE page A4
CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW KEEPING TABS On December 10, Campus Flash.A2 Section 2 ...... 81 It started with stomach pains . "I lost Sun reports of 1987, sophomore Police Reports.A2 Music weight. I was vomiting all the time london native forward Debbie BackFiash ...... A2 Madness ...... B2 and I just couldn't shake it." He got Charley Keith, a Rip Eaves led the Hen Health & Movie Lines .... B2 tested for AIDS. In November 1991, Van Wmkle wanna women cagers to a Lifes!Y,Ies ...... A2 Sports ...... B4 WEATHER Tom Doughtry was diagnosed HIV be who must sleep 70-63 win over ProfF11es ...... A4 Men's hoops ...... B4 In the immortal words of Beavis positive. On A9. 22 hours a day. Princeton University. World Briefs ...... A3 Comics ...... B9 and Butt-head, "This weekend's "Eventually his Eaves scored 1 0 In Review & Opinion .. . weather will suck." Today will be The fact of the matter is the brain will JUSt shut points, and Sue • Garber on his way out cool and breezy with temps in the University of Delaware is down and he will .._... ___._,_ Whitfield chipped in • Geise on a shrinkmg voice mid 50s. Expect showers as welL virtually located within a "radio die," said Dr. Royce =====::::~ EAVES 19. • O'Donnell on character rape Tomorrow will be windy and cold station reception world." On 83. Hansen. with temperatures in the 40s. KEITH
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Back Flash A look at UD The rodent castle CAMPUS FLASH happenings of Delaware where the mice were taking up BARNEY ENTERTAINS residence. In the days that TOTS By followed, they found five or six mice roaming through the Barney the purple dinosaur Rob freshman's room. entenained children and parents Problem solved. 'Ibwsday night 111 the city of Newark's Wherry But did it end there? I think holiday pany for totS 111 the George we've all witnessed a roach or Wllsm Cmla'. In December 1985, Cannon Hall some kind of arachnid inching Olildren were supezvised ttuuugh a experienced a little rodent problem. across the room. So, do mice still number of organized activities, When the temperature dropped make their yearly journey to ~ singing !DlgS, paying gares in the beginning of the month, mice Cannon Hall? and getting their pictures taken with which used to roam the nice green Picture a young girl, sitting at Barney, said Vemae Waverly, the fields outside headed for warmer her desk, an open textbook in front center's coordinator for Newark's confines. · of her. She studies in complete .Dqu1ment of PaJks lD1 Rtx:mlim. The first stop was the third floor. quiet and with tremendous The childrm, who ranged fran 15 "About three weeks ago, two intensity; exams are on the way. months to four years old, were mice were caught upstairs, and Breaking the silence is a small 3CCOI1lplllied through the activities by apparently there were more than squeak at first, maybe a noise ~Waverly 'said. [pest control) had estimated," said filtering through the walls. The JDtY IOOc pla:e fran 6:30 pm Rob Underwood, a Cannon Hall "The guys next door are to 8 pm., with Barrey lll1fnling for ooe director. wrestling again," she thinks. 001r lD1 cOOcies aoo appe juice bcing Hey, maybe there is a hole tribe But, after another minute of st'2'VOO aflezwcrm. hiding in the walls. silence, the squeaks return - this This was the first lime the event Cannon has always had the time with a repetition that drives a occurred, although a similar party reputation of having nice big curious mind to wonder. She turns during the SUI1'IreJ' aew l1ml 11m 100 rooms, a characteristic left from the and sees a black figure for a split dlildren days when the university wasn't second, but passes it off. "We uied it during the SUJlllm' llld concerned about squeezing students "I'm studying too hard." we got excellent attendance," Waverly into the smallest amount of space. As she walks over to the said, "so we deddOO n try it again oow." refrigerator, the girl reaches for a THE REVIEW /l(elly Bennett, photo I Dan Seiple, art But now, I just don't know. Bus STOP!, a piece designed by Dan Seiple (AS SO), was on display earlier this week in a At the time, the exterminators boule of coke and after removing it MARINES BRING only caught two rodents, but the:r from the cold interior, she happens university art show. to look down at her feet. HOU~Y GIEER were found on the third floor. ~ quite interesting. There was little Mary Mouse, a "Local toys for local chi.klren" is the When Hendricks could not find an from national corporations, uses the beautiful gray-haired rodent, As the holiday season approoches, "Mice don't come in through motto of the organization. which, in ageocy organized for this pwpose, the funds it raises to buy large amounts of trees," said Richard Me Namara, making the 50-yard dash for the the armies of sllo!lJers will invade the 1992, rrovided 17,157 toys for 10,550 Marine officer, with the apsroYal ri the toys from stores such as Toys R Us, underside of the bed. malls and Marine will be there to head of pest control at the time of a F~ Stale children, Ciccarelli said. Marine Corps Reserve, began the Toys Cicx:arellisaid "S**T!!!!!!" accqt their the the situation. "So, if they've been dooatioos fer Toys fer The Marine Reserves work on a fer Too rrogram. The Toys for Tots Foundation is Wake up man, it's only a dream. Tots Progr.m. on the third floor, the odds are that strialy vdunteer rosis, last year ~tting Toys are ga1hered through inlividual producing a special Toys for Tots It could happen though, Toys for Toes enables red}' families there are probably more." 530 hours of unpaid time into the donations of new, unwrapped toys Radiothon for country music stations especially in Cannon Hall, the to puvide age- genler-apr.rqrialc So, all the people on the first and aoo rrogram. which are placed in collection barrels natioowide. rodent castle since 1985. gifts for less fortunaie chililren during second floors aren't safe either. "The only thing the Rese.rws get rnt located in SJU1SOOng stm:s, SJdl a
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Saturday and Damage to the dining hall in the Hollingsworth parking 10 p.m. Sunday, Newark Police totaled $1 ,000, police said. lot, University Police said. said. Damage to the vehicle totaled Office and mailing address: Damage to the wall was $150 and the stolen property Student Center B-1 Newark, DE 19716 AniTUDE! valued at $200, police said. Car broken into on was valued at $100, police said. Busines ...... (J02) 831-1397 READ BRIAN HICKEY'S EDilORIAL EVERY TUESDAY IN THE REVIEW Wollaston Avenue - Compiled by jimmy Miller Advertising ...... (302) 831 -1398 New~Editor i a l...... (302) 831-2771 December 10, 1993. THE REVIEW. A3 World A prescription for decline Woman News Assistant Dean of Arts and Sc ience beaten A new report shows undergraduates Heyword Brock said although the statistics are probably accurate, he is not Summary alarmed. in Newark are not receiving a quality education. " The question to ask is wha t d id BY KRISTEN LIVOLSI dedication to the students." students take instead," Brock said. " If BY !IMMY MIU.ER 5Wf Reporter SHOOTING SPREE ON TRAIN S~ff Reporter The report also said some colleges are students didn 't take English or American LEAVES FIVE DEAD College graduates are not receiving a "secondary education warmed over," a literature, they will have taken other A 43-year-old woman was quality education, and universities need to statement Roselle agreed with - except courses to fulfill the arts and humanities attacked, beaten by two unknown Colin Ferguson, charged in a bloody improve the way they operate, said a requirement. suspects and left lying on the side shooting spree on a Long Island report released Monday by a blue ribbon "It is theoretically possible to graduate of Marrows Road in Newark commuter train, carried notes panel of CEOs, educators and former without taking history and English, but Monday night, Newark Police expressing hatred for whites, Asians, public office holders. "Lots of students M 114 is a requirement to graduate." said. "rich black lawyers," "Uncle Tom The Wingspread Group, led by former English major Paul Wakeham (AS JR) Newark Police Lt. Alexander Negroes" and "so called civil rights Tennessee Sen. William E. Brock, said he understands why literature courses von Ko ch said the Newark leaders," police said Wednesday. don't like to read released the report saying the condition of would be avoided. woman, Susan French of the Police said Ferguson walked the the nation' s undergraduate education literature or write "Lots of students don' t like to read Kimerton area, near College aisles of the Long Island Rail Road system is "a prescription for decline." literature or write papers on it," Wakeham Square, was walking south on train indiscriminately shooting The report charges that most schools papers on it." said . " They tend to shy away from a Marrows Road, near White passengers in their seats. are organized for the convenience of broad-based liberal arts major, and opt for Chapel, at about II p.m. when The three minutes of terror on educators and fail to put students first. -Paul Wlltellam (AS JR) a more technical major." she was attacked. Tuesday's 5:33 p.m. train out of New The Wingspread Group worked six The report also revealed 58 .4 percent Police said two people were York City claimed a fifth life months on the report, written as a letter to of students nationwide do not study seen running away from the scene Wednesday, with one person still on the nation's 3,400 colleges and for the university. foreign languages. Brock said it is of the attack, but no description life support and 17 others wounded .. universities. "Certain curriculum are no t at a high impossible to graduate with a bachelor's was given and no arrests have Ferguson, 35, a black man who 1s a The results are based on the Education level, but Delaware is not that kind of degree from the College of Arts and been made. legal permanent resident from 1amaica, Department's 1992 analysis of college institution," he said. "The indictment is Science without studying a foreign A passing motorist spotted is being held without bail after transcripts. The report said, "colleges not empty, but it does not apply to our language. French and called for help, von arraignment on murder and weapons grant degrees to students who lack university." Joan Brown, professor of foreign Koch said. charges in Mineola, N.Y. knowledge that used to be taken for Further analysis of transcripts across language and literature, said Delaware is She was taken by ambulance to He made no statement Wednesday, granted in high school graduates." the nation were revealed in th e report. one of the only schools that did not drop Christiana Hospital, where she but in a rambling four-page note he University President David P. Roselle • About 26 percent of four-year its foreign language program in the 1960s. was listed as unconscious and in carried - along with 100 bullets in a responded to the report by sayjng the graduates earned degrees wi thout studying "Knowing another language can only critical condition as of Thursday canvas bag - condemned everything university was dedicated to the needs of history. help you in today's world," Brown said. afternoon, von Koch said. from his Brooklyn neighbors to city its students. • More than 30 percent did not study "A second language is necessary for Police are actively subways. " Students are the main focus of the mathematics communication purposes in this day and investigating the case, but have no His four-page list of rage also university," he said . "The Student • Almost 40 percent earned no credits age," said Danielle Mountuoro, a Spanish suspects at this time. included New York Gov. Mario Services Building, tutorial services, the in either English or American literature. minor. "It will also put me in a more Von Koch requests that any Cuomo, Adelphi University and the soon to be new student ct;:nter, and fitness • Nearly 60 percent did not study a competitive position in the job market potential witnesses contact state Workers Compensation Board. centers, are all indications of our foreign language. once I graduate." Newarlc Police at 366-7111. AFRICAN NATIONS' NEEDS EQUAL SOMALIA'S The Red Cross, which originally ROTC warned the world about Somalia, is now saying eight other African nations continued from page A 1 are in need of the same desperate measures and attention. i.s.9Je of sexual peference should be a facta in the docisicn ~ · lean-Daniel Tauxe, head of the While Air Rrce policy is dictalfd by the fOOeral govemmen1, 1t ts m International Committee of Red Cross viola!kn of the W1iversity's policy against disaiminalion. in sub-Saharan Africa, said Rwanda. At Monday's meeting, Hilton Brown, professor of art Burundi, Zaire, South Africa, cooseMI!ion lni a !Tlfmber of the Lesbian, Gay Bisexual Coocems It's just around Liberia, Sierra Leone, Sudan and Cwcus (LGBCQ, spoke about his oppa;iti
Efforts by the Bosnian government and Bosnian Serbs to keep peace talks on track reportedly stalled Wednesday, Clear T elephone Voice and United Nations officials reported an upsurge of fighting around Sarajevo. Reports from Athens indicated Greece was preparing to sponsor talks, perhaps by Sunday. Can Commit 15 hours a week THE NEW JERSEY SIXERSl
A New 1ersey state official said Wednesday that financing for a basketball arena in Camden that would prey the 76ers away from Philadelphia Increased Income package would rely on money from ticket sales, concessions, parking and other Call Gail 453 - 2610 revenues to pay off bonds issued b.Y. the New 1ersey Sports and Exposltlon Authority. The Authority would Casho Mill Rd and Elkton Rd probably own the stadium. ( across from Kindercare) - Compiled from Review wire services A4 • THE REVIEW. December 10,1993 Children continued from page A 1 rps1•1l[izes 1 postll ve influence and communication. Todd says the secret to success is "to keep a kid 'Make it worth seeing' focused, keep him positive and don't tell him 'you ain't nothing." Pacilio says communication Professor Ray Nichols has illuminated between parents and children is imperative, but should be words and an unusual teaching style. positive. He says parents should focus BY !fNN YALfSE illustrale 11'111 tre 'Mrt1 dres net have to be the way on building their children's self Cqly&fn it always ~ He says. "I wanted to make the esteem and helping them Imagine walking into a pitch bla:k classroom point 800 lhll this JIOjecl was really just a pro: of develop competencies to reason wilh no din:laDllllt Ill: !Wild of ywr imuucta''s paper." out the difference between right voice. Ray identifies with the movie "Dead Poet's and wrong. After ahsabing his wools. strobe lights ~ Society.'' He says t:olf:l'/ ~~him of Kevin believes it's important out of the darlcness while light falling objects himself, tllt ma>dy lb:JX"(ies. Police officer CDMIND TU~I~AY: TU~ RM~ITIIII UVI~W continued from page A 1 New Castle County Police Col. Thomas P. Gordon said: "I saw him out. police said. [Fisher] at the hospital today and he Police gave the following account is improving. All he needs is a little of the incident: rest. and he'll be fme." Fisher and Kastner responded to a Jones was also taken to Christiana 911 call reporting a stolen vehicle on Hospital, but was treated and the 1300 block of Kynlyn Drive. released into the custody of New When the officers arrived on the Castle County Police. scene, they noticed two teenage While there is an investigation males in a dark blue Mazda station into the shooting, Gordon expressed wagon, appearing suspicious. As the suppon for Kastner. officers attempted to stop the "The Attorney General's occupants of the vehicle, the driver investigation is purely procedure," began to back up. Gordon said. "It was a justifiable Jones then drove forward and the shooting under the circumstances." vehicle struck Fisher, knocking him The passenger of the stolen to the ground. The left tire of the vehicle, 16-year-old Wilmington vehicle ran over Fisher and dragged resident Sean Jamison, was able to him 10 feet. escape on foot after the driver was Kastner proceeded to fire at the shot. driver, striking him in the left hand. Hours after the incident, police on "I heard a lot of screaming the scene were alerted that a Jeep outside, people screaming, 'Dial Cherokee was stolen from the nearby 911,' and that's when I heard the Le Pare Condominiums at 6:30 a.m., gunshots," said area resident Ed and another general broadcast alerted Macauley. "I looked outside and saw police that a Nissan Pathfinder was the officer shooting into the vehicle." stolen from the Brandywine After the shooting, area residents Apartments in Claymont. police said. came out of their homes and saw At 7:15p.m., New Castle County Fisher trapped under the vehicle. Officer Jeff Hill spotted a vehicle, "After the officer got the kid in which matched the broadcast's the car under control, we realized we description of the Pathfinder. had to get (Fisher) out," said speeding southbound on Governor Macauley, who added that when the Printz Boulevard. near Edgemoor. residents oied to use a bumper jack After a brief car chase, Jamison to lift the car, the bumper started to stopped the vehicle and fled on foot. at crack. which time Hill chased him down and "When that didn't work, we tried took him into custody, police said. to put a spare tire under one of the Jamison was charged with wheels for leverage, and four of us receiving stolen property, second The Days Are just Pached just grabbed the bumper and lifted degree conspiracy, two counts of A Calvin ond Hobb 0 I J • f •- 1 t December 10, 1993 . THE REVIEW. A5 Despite report, GUy says state NAACP election a one-man show BY CHUCK CREEKMUR was running for president." election" and "no one else has SWfReponer At this point in the election, been designated [to speak] on my Although there ha s not been Guy said, it is not possible for behalf." much hype surrounding thi s Booker to run against him because He said he is especiall y year's electi ons for Delaware's the nominations have been closed. qualified to head the NAACP due future leaders of the National Guy said the New s Journal to his educational background, Association for th e Advancement attempted to get in touch with which includes a B.A . in of Colored People (NA ACP), a chemistry, three M .A.s in strong undercu rrent li es beneath marketing, corporate finance and the calm waters. "What we have applied economics and a law According to Samuel Guy, th e degree . current president of the Delaware ... is a white Because of his vast education, NAACP, th e elections have not the organization, "has been a been controversial because all the controlled press more aggressive, high-tech nominees are runni ng unopposed. NAACP in the last two years, " However, Guy said, th e Dec. 6 that tries to Guy said. issue of The Wilmington News For example, the organization Journal sensationa lized the nature promote is prepared to take legal action if of the elections in an auempt to the new desegregation case results create fri ction among its are not satisfactory, he said. members. diversion." "The NAACP is the watchdog "What we have in Delaware is -Samuel Guy, Delaware NAACP President for this [desegregation] thing," he a white-controll ed press that tries said. "We're watching over both 1 to promote division and parties' shoulder to make sure • problems," he said. "That's their him, but ran the story without both sides are on the up and up." ' job." ever obtaining the proper In addition, Guy said that Guy said the News Journal ' s information. during his presidency the information was misleading "They were in so much of a Delaware NAACP has reactivated because the article stated that rush, they didn ' t wait for me to the chapters at the university, Keith Booker, the Wilmington get back to them," he said. Newark and Smyrna Prison, and Branch president, was preparing Guy said he and his publicist has pressured the state into to oppose him for the presidency, are the only official "voice of the placing more blacks in the upper but Booker "never even said he NAACP with regard to the levels of Delaware government. The dirt on DuPont: Co. rates as a top pollutor Johnson said the CEP judges also A new survey doesn't bode compile the list according to how much infalnation eadl 001lJllllY d&loses to !he public. well for Delaware. DuPont, which met with CEP last BYRUNOETA1NAL1 thing thai can happen to companies that summer, does not disclose any Yalfl«paaw have been a mainstay," Johnson said. information on toxic waste disposal The DuPont Co. is under fire once "Publicizing pushes them to the outside the Uniled StaleS, she said. again for questions concerning their negotiating table." 'They're not applying the same code of oommitmenl to the t'%lVironmenl In a response issued Monday by ethics to the rest of the world," Jolmson In a report issued Sunday by the DuPont., Paul Tebo, vice president of said. Coun:il c:i .&xloonic Priorities (CEP), the Safety, Health and Environment, said According to a report issued by company was ranked number ooe oo a list CEP's findings on their environmental DuPont, the company's environmental ccn:.em.s c:i the natioo's top 10 'MKSt enviroriJrenta1 JlU&TCSS were superficial at best. are global. cifen:ltn. 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WINTER SESSION 1994 B&E AccouNTING & _..,_____:::-=- ___ ..-..._...... , ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.._...... ~ BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION ~-~~==' A6 • THE REVIEW • December 10, 1993 Group joints Students gather to start Chanukah BY TARA ANN MQ!UCH that the passing of the candle that cernes light," he said He compar~ d it to ancient times ~ /Epotfer symbolized the uniting of everyone in That light, Sneiderman said, is a when some Jews wanted to become together for legal A celebration with music, dancing the room. spiritual light, and the belief that we Greek to JX111.ici ~ in tre Olympics. and traditional Jewish food rnarlred tre He added that the eight arms of the have that light in each of us is Sneiderman said he is proud of his • • beginning of Chanukah, the Jewish menorah symbolize the many different Chanukah's theme. Jewish faith . Just because Chanukah festival of lights, Wednesday night. ways of serving God. Miriam Gelfand (AS JR) said falls near ChrisiiTl$, he said. does not mariJUana More than 200 members of the After lighting the menorah, tre group Chanukah is not so much a religious make him feel threalened by a majority university community attended a sang songs and sampled traditional holiday as it is a festival. society. menorah lighting ceremony sponsored Jewish foods, such as Latkes, which are Because it falls near Christmas, "The minority should be proud and United Sta tes processed and Fore-NORML by Chabad in the Ewing room of the potaiO~S . Gelfand said, Cllanukah haS become an hold on to treir heritage," he said. manufactured hemp, wh ich in one Perkins Student Center. During Cllanukah. it is traditional to American hit Though it is traditional to exchange form can be used for fabric to make For each of the next eight days, a eat a variety of things cooked in oil But as far as Jewish holidays go, she gifts with family members each day of starts up at the a hat, Lawson said. candle will be lit, celebrating religious because it symbolizes the oil lasting said. Chanukah is no more special than Chanukah, Gelfand said, the most Fore-NORML, though, fo cuses freedom and tolerance, as well as the eight days. any other. im(Xlrtant JB1 of tre festival is its story. university. on the legalization of marijuana for miroc le of the Jewish victory over the Sneiderman cOOed the ceremooy by "All are imJXXlalll," Gelfand said. She said she arxl her family light the medical use, not to "glorify pot," Syrians in ancient times. referring to everyooe in attendance as an Sneiderman said because Cllanukah menorah together arxl sing songs. BY CHRISTINE GALASSO Todd said. "It is a wonderful time for family," Copy Editor According to Jewish folklore, a olive. falls near ChristmaS time, it is a test to " I would like to see people miracle occurred when tre large Syrian "If squeezed, out comes oil am from maintain faith. Gelfand said. Farmers can grow it for fuel educated," Hutchinson said. " I army was defeated by a small Jewish purposes. want to inform and educate people one. It can be used to ease the pain of on the uses of marijuana and get The lighting of the men :******************* ************************************ Boo!' Witchcraft * * * * * ~ now legal in Dover * * * * BY TRACI MANZA Since a 1985 ruling by the U.S. * * Copy Ed iror Di strict Court in Virginia, which * : Dressing up as a witch on decided witchcraft is a religion, * * Halloween has always been an Town Attorney John Paradee said * * accepted part of the holiday the ordinance, as it was written, * * experience, but until recently, was unconstitutional. * * living the life of a wilch was not While some may think of * * conducive to Dover standards. witchcraft as something which * : While it may not be specified only exists in movies, the * * in the U.S. Constitution, metaphysical world has also '·* * witchcraft is a religion that needs found a place in Newark. · * * to be protected, according to a Laura, a university senior, * * recently overturned Dover law . considers herself a witch but * * Diana Scherger, a witch doesn't think of it as a big deal. * e(\\S t'V-et ** residing in Delaware's capital, "It's not like I melt if I touch * ~t(\ ?~ asked the Dover Town Council to water or cast spells on people," * . ~c;\: Ct 0~"''s J * overturn a 1952 anti-witchcraft she said. "It's just the way I feel ·•'t\\\f''b ~~(\· \\o\\0 . cClr~s, * t\es * ordinance she felt opposed and the faith I hold." * f\1\e"''-tl~\et ?O~ uohd~~ Cl11er, * She is aware of the stigma * <1,\~(\c.' ..... es esso P 111g V r . 1t * witches' right to practice their * ~0(\\v p..\\~o· ~ p..cc ~at"' rCl'Pt' 8 t1't1 * religion. attached to believing in * ~ec; c~\et' t0 111ertiS * The ordinance, which Dover's witchcraft, and said she sees it as * orrtCl * citizens were made aware of in slightly prejudiced. * * the town's October newsletter, "But, I guess that people * * has never been enforced. believe in their own faith and that : : It states: "Whoever shall I can't change other people' s * * pretend to exercise the art of minds any more than they can * * witchcraft, conjuration, fortune change mine," she said. * * telling or dealing with spirits According to The Wilmington ** ELECTRONICS ** shall be deemed guilty of a News Journal, Scherger told the misdemeanor and upon Town Council that "witchcraft is * \:. Calculators * conviction ... shall be fined not a life-affirming, legally * ·st'· · ~!'>~ Taperecorders * exceeding $100 and may be recognized religion," and she * c-1'\,'\ .,J\\C";,' ~ ~\:,\-~'> S II d * imprisoned not exceeding one took the ordinance as personally * 1' tl\e ~ct J (;~·?· 'f\ o ~ e(\es pe ing ai s * year." prosecuting. ! '£0 t 0'V-'O• ~e~ ~\:.~~\ c,W'\ ~~s:~ttot"' Language aids ! 0' 0 ""' Cl k d * c:,e\? tCO~o-t?• ~r;e? u~\ . 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Parl~l (offer good for jobs booked by 1/31/94) Gall 454- 1.309 fo,.info. A8. THE REVIEW. December 10, 1993 Speaker Volunteer Fair plans to forsees present service information BVIEN DORAN themselves for various charities, said "We asked them to send us general Mid East !U/fllrpotlrr Mike Skinner (AS SO), president of information" In the midst of the holiday season, the community. Some of. the local organizations to ·; the joy of giving has reached the hearts "Everybody in Impact volwueers in be showcased at the fair are the Food of many students hoping to make a some way, whether it's tutoring at Bank of Delaware and Emmaus , peace difference in the world. Newark High School or donating House, a homeless shelter for families, BY ME@A HUNT University students interested in blood at the Blood Drive," Skinner Skinner said. SQI ,.,_, volunteering their services to charities said. The 20 members of Impact staned . The first time Linda Gra.lstein went will have the opportunity to seek For the Volunteer Fair, Impact planning the Volunteer Fair during the live on the radio, she had to speak information at a Volunteer Fair members gathered information about first week of November, he said. • throogh a gas mask. tomorrow ·in the Ray Street C lounge volunteering for several major Impact member Laurie Bullock (ED : '1 didn't koow if I was mae neMJUS from 1 pm. to 4 j:lm. charities. At press time, approximately SO) said she chose to research about possibly dying from a chemical The fair, sponsored by Impact, the 30 organizations had responded to information concerning education and attack or about troadcasting live," said Service Community at Ray Street, is Impact, Simms said. illiteracy for the fair. Gradstein, a National Public Radio aimed at informing students of the "We have listed information from "I think illiteracy in the education (NPR) Middle East carespoodenl. availability of local charity work. said The Red Cross, Vi sta [service corps) system is a big problem that has to be Three years after the Gulf War, 1 Wendy Simms (AS JR), adviser of the and AIDS-related causes," she said. faced," Bullock said. Gradstein said in a Purnell Hall lecture organization. "We asked them to send information." Crissy Bowen (AS FR), another Tuesday night that she is hopeful "[The fair's purpose) is to give National organizations with local member of the group, contacted relalicm in the Middle East will im{rove. students access to information they branches in Delaware will be several cnvironmenlal groups for the From her current residence in wouldn't normally have about any represented at the fair, Skinner said . fair. • Jerusalem, she has watched the situalim charity they are interested in," Simms "[Five of us) chose a group of most "Many of these organizations can evolve firsthand. THE REVIEW !Walt MRS. DAVID PSYCHIC AND ASTROLOGY READINGS She has the ability to foresee future events thru birthday. Consult this gifted lady on all affairs of life. For appointment call456-5793 Located at182 Elkton Road, Newark ALL READINGS $10 ~e~ Univ81'5'it~ of Delawa-re ... OPEN 7 DAYS • 9 AM-10 PM t=RIDAY'S ARf; COLLf;Gf; thCl NIG~T AT Ct-tASf;R'S- HOTLINE StoNE (302) 368-2000 . BfiLLOON NO COVf;R fo-r siuJentsii FRIDAY Show you-r> valid s-chool ID at -the doo-r> and get in .(::Rff II LOVE SEED Early Bird Specials 8-10:30 Plu'" come s-ee LIV~ BANDS ~~RY 'W~DNf;SDAY-Qpm ¢.50 drafts ¢ .99 rail drinl BY DARIUS HARJWEll AND voiceless victims," Kim said as verdict. to present another perspective. In Korea, she said, America is uninformed community was MIF,HELE POPEIL she introduced the film to a group "There is a crisis of With "no script, no plan and no seen as the promised land, a result shocked by the L.A. riots, she St•l Rrportrn of 40 students and faculty misunderstanding and a crisis of money," they borrowed some of popular American television said. In the Korean language, Monday night in Purnell Hall. mistaken identity," she said. equipment and spent 10 days shows seen there. Kim said she hopes these historical dates are remembered Shot three months after the The documentary is an answer filming. "Many American programs are events will lead to increased with words. riots, Sa-i-gu examines these to the "distortion and absence" of Sa-i-gu traces the stories of seen in Korea," she said, "but political participation in the Sa-i-gu translates into April 29; events through the eyes of four Korean-Americans in the media, these women, their version of the these shows do not reveal the true Korean-American community. the night of the Los Angeles riots. Korean women who had she said. American dream and how this America." "It was eye-opening," she said. Sa-i-gu is also the name of a businesses, lives and dreams The media coverage of the dream was disrupted Apri129. Kim said these women found a "I feel bad for the Koreans," "straight-up documentary," co shattered. upheaval only showed frightened Kim said the damages cannot different land than the one they Kelly Stevens (ED JR) said. "I produced by Elaine Kim, L.A.'s 200,000 Korean Korean-American women be measured solely by money. expected. couldn't imagine losing professor of Asian Studies at the Americans suffered $8 million of screaming and shotgun-armed "We Koreans work hard to "This is not a beautiful country, everything I own." University of California, the $800 million total in losses as men on the roof protecting their realize our dreams are now it's a crazy one," said a Korean In their own words, Kim said, Berkeley. a result of rioting caused by the property, she said. dreams of ashes," said a Korean woman in the film. Sa-i-gu conveys the women's This film "gives a voice to the release of the Rodney King Kim and her colleagues decided American store owner in the film . The unsuspecting and largely fear, grief and anger. IFC continued from page A 1 more involved with the university and the community," Jackson said. Theta Xi Vice President Jeff Dunkerley (AS JR) said he was disappointed with the voting outcome because even though his group's rush dates conflicted with IFC rules early in the semester, the group changed their dates to comply with IFC regulations. Dunkerley said the controversial advertisements his group ran in The Review earlier this semester, which portrayed Greeks as lacking individuality and which IFC Expansion Chairman Josh Berlin (PE SR) said were "very degrading to Greeks," may have partly been responsible for Theta Xi's rejection. · "It blew over, but it probably influenced [IFC's) decision in the end," Dunkerley said. He said Theta Xi will probably try for acceptance into IFC again next semester. Berlin said Tau Epsilon Phi must now petition the university for a charter and has one calendar year to obtain that charter. If this is not done, IFC will make a recommendation to the university on whether or not to grant the charter. 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She offered dietician in the university's con tri bu tion of low -calorie Exercise is still one of the best their New Year's resolution after stirring, except for my mouth. a few suggestions for those who nutrition clinic, said there are foods, such as sliced fresh fruit ways to lose extra pounds, Linle overindulging during the As I snuck down the stairs to plan to indulge while several ways to help keep calorie or a low-calorie dessert. ' said. holidays." , get a lillie snack, I could hear celebrating. intake down in the face of Many people find dieting a "Just take some tim'e out to Carter recommended trying to the floor beneath me begin to "If you're going to a party, holiday temptations. necessity after the holidays are take a walk," she suggested. enjoy the other aspects of the crack. make sure you limit your food When at a party, Carter said, over, but Little stressed it must Veronica Pick, fitness holidays, such- as being among As I passed the stockings hung intake throughout the day before one should limit food selections be done safely. specialist for the recreation and family and friends, rather than with such care, I hoped that the the party," Little said. to new foods or foods not "If someone has only gained intramural program at the concentrating solely on the leftover turlcey was still there. "Once at the party, you can normally chosen. one or two pounds, the best way Carpenter Sports Building, said increased availability of food When I opened the door to the enjoy the different tastes," she If invit,ed to a holiday to take that off is to omit a less she has noticed a post-hoi iday this holiday season. i kitchen, what did I see? A jolly said. "Just have small portions old fat man looking at 'me . rather than large ones." I turned to him and he said It is healthier to eat more with glee, "Boy, you look even often during the day , a lot of Broadcast Journalism WHEN you RisE iN THE MORNiNG, fatter than me." little meals, rather than to just • have three big meals, Little Interested in a career in broadcilst WHAT do you WANT TO HEAR? For many, the time between said. Thanksgiving and New Year's "When you gorge with one big journalism? 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However, the The crux of this argument lies within university can control classes and the simple fact that the Department of programs within the university Defense. acts exclusionary toward community, such as Air Force ROTC. homosexuius, and at this university, the Clubs are not subject to this type of Air Force and Army ROTCs allow labeling, even though they too may be entrance only depending upon sexual exclusionary in practice. orientation, physical condition and age. Clubs are special interest groups that Certain classes offered under the cater to certain tastes and goals. Their military at this university would be reason for being is definite and labeled with its normal class description unmistakable. followed by a tag that would read A club's existence centers around a Jason Nathaniel Smith something like: May discriminate specific interest or goal. Military according to sexual orientation, age or science, because of its cO!Ulection with physical condition. the university, has appeal to more than However, this, obviously, angers j~st ROTC members, but also those No more fiction; it is time for some truth : officers within the ROTCs. who may be intrigued by a certain One particular officer of Army class. ROTC asks if his classes are to be Yet, that person may not be Homosexuals are incompatible with in his class at the Naval Academy. He was : labeled, then why not label other appealing to the class because of their military service. The presence in the military ...,.,.... ,.,""""'""''..,.."'"""' also in charge of one-sixth of the schools ' classes that may be potentially age, physical condition or sexual environment of persons who engage in Commentary midshipmen, third in command of the whole · discriminatory in practice, in classes or preference. homosexual conduct or who, by their school. eventually, in the work field? In addition, clubs are more social standards, demonstrate a propensity to By Gwen As soon as his homosexuality was He may be on to something there. than university programs. One's engage in homosexual conduct, seriously Eckman revealed, his stripes were ripped off of his, H there are other classes out there participation in the ROTC programs impairs the accomplishment of military uniform, and his performance rating dropped' that do, in fact, exclude or separate may have some impact on one's career, mission. The presence of such members form an A to an F. certain people according to extraneous but one's blackballing from a club may adversely affects the ability of the armed Steffan's discharge was quickly processed, forces to maintain discipline, good order, factors, then those classes should be only hurt socially. This report found that homosexuals are and he was officially released two weeks• and morale; to foster mutual trust and labeled as such. These classes are created and suitable for military service, and that, on later. After serious thinking, Steffan decided, However. there are no classes that bv suooorted bv the universitv. and beinR conftdence among service members; to insure average, homosexuals perform better than to sue. nature treat certain groups of people how this university does not approve of the inte.uitv of the svs.tem of rank and thP.ir hP.ti'Orosexnnl peers in their dutie.~ . The His lawyer ~ot one of the flTSt copies of unfairly as the ROTC programs do. discriminatory practices, as said by its command; to facilitate assignment and Department of Defense did its best to the PERSERC report, and it was used m lberefore, there are no other classes mission, these classes should, at least, worldwide deployment of service members suppress the document, but nevertheless, it coun as pan of his evidence. His case has that should be labeled with a be labeled as such. who frequently must live and work in close surfaced. been in the court for six years, and the discrimination warning. At least, try to alleviate the mistake conditions affording minimal privacy; to The repon also found homosexual and chances are that the Navy will appeal this Besides, if a particular working field that was made in the flTSt place - the recruit and retain members of the armed heterosexual men are equally likely to serve most recent decision. does discriminate according to gender elevation of a discriminatory forces; to maintain the public acceptab~lity of in the military. Let's assume that 10 percent It looks like the Supreme Court will be the or some other factor, then how can the organization (Air Force ROTC) to military service; and to prevent breaches of of the general population is homosexual. final judge in this case. university prevent it? permanent program status. security. Department of Defense Directive Wouldn't it be safe to reason that that 10 Between 1986 and 1990, 5,951 people 1332.14 percent of the military is gay as well? And if were discharged from the the Armed Service Six weeks before his graduation in 1987, that is so, then why are only three people out for being gay. The military has spent more Joseph Steffan was kicked out of the Naval of 1,000 (an average for all branches) than $500 million discharging gays in the Academy for being gay. A few months later, discharged a year for for homosexuality? past decade. · Steffan made the decision to sue the Navy to That is only 0.3 percent! Homosexuals such as Joseph Steffan and get his diploma and to be commissioned as an If homosexuals were truly incompatible other excellent men and women are The Review's policy for guest columnists officer in the Navy. On Nov. 16, 1993, the with military service, wouldn't that number discharged every day in accordance to the U.S. Court of Appeals ordered the Navy to be higher? In fact, the miniscule number Department of Defense Directive 1332.14. T1u Review welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other members of give him his diploma and commission. simply states the majority of homosexuals in One hundred and eighty degrees away from the university community. Since the birth of our country as a the military are not disclosing their sexuality, that is the clear fact that not only are Columns should be about 750 words in length and be relevant to the affairs of the democratic nation, the military has or that their polarity is igMred. homosexuals compatible with military university, the nation or the world. maintained a strict policy excluding Of those whose sexuality is discovered, service, but exceed standards daily in their If interested, call Jason Sean Garber, Jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2774. homosexuals from service. Thousands of more than 50 percent serve more than a y~ duties. , good men and women are discharged each before being discharged. Almost 20 percent Homosexuals are very much a part of year for being homosexual. Yet four-fifths of serve more than five years, despite the fact military service, and their contributions help those receive hoMrable discharges. Why is that the paperwork can be processed in two lead to a better military. • Editorial Staff this? Aren't they incompetent people? Don't weeks. By discriminating against them, the United they give everybody a hard time? Don't they H there were truly a connection between States government is robbing the Armed Jason Sean Garber, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist, editor in chief "seriously impair the accomplishment of sexual direction and job performance, those Forces of valuable assets, and persecuting Rich Campbell, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist military mission?" people would be dismissed at a much faster against those who have given up so much of Gary Geise, columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist Back in 1988, the Personnel Security rate. In fact, many of those released have themselves to serve their country. Brian Hickey, columnist Jason N. Smith, columnist Research and Education Center (PERSERC) outstanding military performances and Liz Lardaro, columnist Rob Wherry, columnist released a report entitled "Nonconforming outrate their fellow straight members. Gwen Eckman is a guest columnist of The J, Matthew O'Donnell, columnist Alyson Zamkoff, columnist Sexual Orientations and Military Suitability." Joseph Steffan was in the top five students Review. Regression of, control over adults I have a headache. Such things our judgment? It's bad. Real bad. The The dawn of character rape happen in this world; into each life a TV show "Beavis and Butt-Head" little rain, yadda yadda yadda. H pain Commentary used to contain the following were a woman, Roseanne Arnold disclaimer: A woman 'is raped in America (1) rapes are reported more would be my steady squeeze. By Greg Beavis and BUlt-Head are not real. every second. Commentary frequently because they happen Acetaminophen. The stuff of They are stupid cartoon people 1ntllie This sta·tement is wrong. more frequently, miracles-. Under the brand name of Orlando up by this guy who we hardly even Here's why. (2) women in the United States Tylenol, at a dose of one gram - two kfiiJw. They are dumb, ugly, sexist, By]. are not afraid to report a rape, but tablets- I have found my savior. self-destructive lillie fools. But, for I have a friend who almost Matthew British women are, (Soft. This is getting somewhere, some reason, the little wienerheads high-minded zealots and low-brand saw his future get sucked down O'Donnell (3) there are more false reports of trust me.) make us laugh. the drain this year. rape in the United States. The bottle is not easily opened. A intellectuals have bullied the record MTV (1be "M" is for music- or companies into putting warmng He was accused of rape. Quite honestly, it is probably a child-proof cap guards against a Meathead. I never can remember The usual reaction people take forever labeled a rapist, and his combination of the three. trouble-free Tylenol experience. The labels -labels that make a judgment which.) insisted on the warning, about a record's artistic quality- on when they hear such an character is forever blemished. makers of Tylenol, the McNeil running it before each show. Their accusation is, "What a scum. I Job prospects may fizzle out, and Let's not forget about the Consumer Products Corporation, are "offensive" records. No one seems to reasoning is simple enough to figure mind. Someone else (whose tastes hope he rots in jail." friends may drift away. agony of the rape victim, but at in league, one must suppose, with the out - they figured Americans In rape cases, the judicial Second, all the efforts made the same time, remember that a Marquis De Sade. certainly are in no way similar to my wouldn't be able to tell the difference own) is deciding that which is good, system is overturned. The by women's groups to combat false cry of rape not only brings Ah, but ain't that America? The between cartoon characters and real accused must prove that he is rape and to encourage rape revenge on the innocent male child-proof cap says a lot about that which is bad and that which is people, Oddly enough, they were ugly. innocent of the crime; the accuser victims to go to the police, individual, it reduces confidence Americans, namely, we're sheep who right. Some little genius in Ohio does not have to prove guilt. efforts that will increase in the alleged victim. have long since poured our supply of Of course the final decision in torched his family's mobile home. regards to quality lies with the Rape is a horrible crime, and women's safety and put the Which, in turn, reduces the rugged individualism down the His mom blamed it all on the cartoon most of the time, it is tried only rapists in jail, are reversed. overall confidence in someone collective drain. Folks, this emperor buyer- or does it? The corporate show. monoliths Sears, K-Mart, Walmart through hearsay: her word Yes, the woman who cried who claims to be raped. has been naked for quite some time. The problem was, the warning against his . rape actually kicked herself in Off the record, police have There is wisdom to be had in all and Walgreen (Evergreen, Eveready, wasn't blatant enough. Helen Reddy, life is a rock, but the Well, it turns out my friend the ass. been saying they are seeing a rise things great and small - even hard MTV (Mom TV?) cobbled up a did have sex with the accuser, This is not something that just in false reports. What do you to-open Tylenol bottles. Follow radio rolled me ... ) will not sell new disclaimer. This one explicitly albums deemed "offensive." but it was with consent. There happens at this university. Other think. this does to their job? along, if you please: Medicine, when warned the kiddies not to try this at was no forceful act during the college campuses across the What happens if these false not taken correctly, is potentially They have the right to choose what home. they sell. They choose not to sell sex play, and the female did not country are seeing a rise in false reports become such a weapon to dangerous. (Remember, perchance, Even the new warning wasn't object to intercourse. complaints of rape. these so-called "Don Juans" that those singing cartoon pills that records these unknown critics have enough. The show was moved from 7 labeled offensive. There's no need to She called the police the next Student activists have the police would scrutinize rape assaulted our ears on the idiot box all p.m. to I 0:30 so that impressionable listen to the album - the label shows morning, apparently, because she contributed to this rise, such as cases to the ·point that conviction those years ago? "We're Mt candy," little kiddies wouldn't be harmed by was the victim of what many activists at the ·university of of the rapist becomes blockaded they'd sing melodically, "even somebody's already done it for them. Beavis' frequent odes in praise of Because, as a wise man once said. women (and men) find common Maryland. by red tape and severe though we look so fine and dandy. flame - and then MTV removed all I don't like stuff that suclcs, I did not on this campus: a one-night According to Campus Report, interrogation of the "victim?:' When you're sick we come in handy, instances where Beavis seemed to see The Program when it was being stand. a women's group posted random but ..." Never mind.) glorify fire so that even shown in movie theaters across the She wanted him to stay and names of males on campus, Luckily, my friend's case Anyway, people didn't want impressionable adults who got to stay cuddle for the night; he wanted to stating they were "potential never went so far as a jury trial. children getting into the drugs. So country. This film caused quite a stir; up late to watch the show wouldn't one scene showed a group of drunken go home and forget it happened. rapists ." In fact, the woman told such they moaned and wailed and be unduly influenced. It is assumed there is no city, A sheer defamation of blatant lies that the investigators complained and Voila! the child youths lying down in the middle of a What a great country. very busy highway. It was stupid and state or federal exists that would character by this particular group threw out the case. proof cap. Now no one can get into You may think you're an adult. deem this situation a crime. of male-haters. For two weeks, he thought he the drugs. Instead of putting the stuff it was in a movie, so it comes as no Trust me, there's a lot of people who surprise that some of our glorious However, the anger of this Campus Report also states: in was to be shunned by his friends, where it might be hard to reach or think you aren't. woman drove her to believe this the United States, there is a thrown out of school and maybe telling the kids not to eat American youth tried the stunt in real life and now are hanging in the My headache fades somewhat. On man must be punished for wpat substantially higher ratio of blacklisted for any job in mummy's prozac or dad's lithium, the news there's a snippet about trophy case at Earl's House 0' he had done. sexual crimes reports, higher than Delaware. we expected the drug companies to Tylenol. People with arthritis have She filed a police report, any other nation. Per 100,000 In this case, he was the victim. do our work for us. Pancakes. In case you're wondering, stupidity is spelled as such: K-I-D-S. lobbied for an easy-opening bottle. It claiming she was raped on that individuals, 40 rapes were It was the woman who raped. Chilling. Across the board, looks like their voices are being Paternalistic Disney (that's Papa night. reported. Or at least attempted to. Americans seem quite comfortable heard. A new type of lid should be on Great Britain, which could be She tried to rape his character. with forking over responsibility to the Walt to you, peon) decided to eltcise the scene. No one stirred. Disney the market shortly - one that opens There are two things that considered as a country similar to drug companies, to the government, with a mere twist. result from such a false the United States, saw less than ). Matthew O'Donnell's to faceless unknowns. Complacency was, after all, acting in our best Hope springs eternal. interests. accusation. 8.9 rapes per 100,000 people. editorial columns appear and blind acceptance have replaced First, our "Don Juan" is This could mean three things: Fridays in The Review. awareness and individualism. How bad is it, this trend toward Greg Orlando's editorial columns America has sat blindly by while the abdication of our responsibility, appear Fridays in The Review. December 10, 1993. THE REVIEW. A 1 3 Deck the malls with Dreidels? In God we trust, easy on the blasphemy Throughout history, cenain minaity It's that time of year again. Time becomes another yesterday on our ~club . for bows of red and trees of green, religious group; have l:re1 perseaued by If religion is, in fact, Lhe security calendars, the media is inundated tremajaity. Commentary eg~og and men disguised in long, bla1ket this writer makfs it out to be, then Commentary with the Christmas spirit. F "'If we cannot Hippocratical/y suffer, our Rorelle once a month- is dissolved we're trying to do is make ourselves bener Yay! That's who I want in charge of my physiciolls-who cue ostensibly the most qualifred November 1993: Delaware Undergraduate educated consumers." ~ing! to participaJe in the YO/unlary termination of life, Student Congress (DUSC) proposal to make Commentary The good news is, the DUSC folks are Tirre remains, though, the question, why? Why then~( s get some other professions inWJived." faculty course evaluations available to srudents is proceeding with their plan to make student has the student voice on this campus dwin:iled to - Son1eone who's not me opposed by univer.;ity administration. evaluations reOOily available. The bad news? They nil? November 1993: DUSC representative Ronald By Gary are proceeding without any university support. The answer is you, dears. You whose voice is Notice how the above is not a senterx:e? How it lleherman is barred fiun a meeting of university Geise Which means no passing out DUSC evals in limited to whines amongst yourselves over the doesn't really make any sense? Anyone notice it adrninistratLn regarding the "tear gas" incident in classrooms, no funding for photoduplication or pizza dujour in the Scrounge. last wedt when it ran in my colunm? I did What I Olrisliana West Tower. staffing, nothing. Hippolyta Sludgewick (not her real name), a wrote was this: In gmetal, DUSC is dust The group pwponed And why? university professional staffer who has some well to the [overhead) screen. I have to give her "If we cannot Hippocratically suffer our ~ represent entire undergraduate student body "Marilyn Prime, director of the Perkins Student contact with student organizations, believes we tre thumoo down Rogcr?" physicians-who are asrensibly tl'e ~qualified on campus has no effective voice in campus affairs. Center arxl DUSC administrative adviser, said she appeal too frequently to tl'e apathy of the student "We feel this is tl'e wrong way students should .i.Ll to participllle in 100 voluntaty tennination of life, Let's take apart tl'e November incidents. In an l,>elieves there is not a pressing need for this body. She feels the university is "terrified of the be perceiving faculty members," drones Anden;on, 900lC artide entitled "AdministratLn' evaluatioo: Privacy infoonatim" [The Review, November 9, 1993) press" and recalls what marvels of mountain then let's get olheqxofessims involved" who might be happier with sanitized, "Suffer," that was, in the sense of "pezmit" "It's very wrong. "No because a person "No organization It should all be equal in cannot help religion or should. The human race has what club someone wants gender. A group stands a to strive for equality. All to join. Religion and such greater risk losing different organizations should have an does not make a person. minds and different opinions open door policy. There Different beliefs should if they discriminate." should be no boundaries, not be discriminated -Peggy English (BE FR) people should go where they against." want to." -Bryn Tucker(HR FR) -Charlie Nasrallah (AS SR) "Organizations "No, it shouldn't be "I think if someone should not discriminate allowed to discriminate. But, who is joining a club follows especially in the case of the if the group's reason for being their rules and Boy Scouts. In the is because of of racist or acknowledges their Declaration of Independence discriminatory reason, then standards, they should be it says all men are created there is no choice." allowed in those groups, no equal ... If everyone is equal, -Daniel Halprin (Newark matter what they believe beliefs should not make a resident) in." difference.'' -- -ChristinaFabris(AS SO) -Brian Donovan (AS JR) t ' • • • • OKAt:, SO YOU.,M_ NOT IN~lrf.N~f.NTLY WEALTH\':, JUT You (remember Howard's End?) to whose success rode on the And this semester-, like any give absolutely magnificent coattails of Batman and other, had it's share of movies Over the past four months we s performances. Is it coincidence Beetlejuice. Isn't it interesting which, well, just insulted our have witnessed the rebirth of the that both of these fantastic movies how all of a sudden it became Tim intelligence. intellectual movie. were based on works of literature, Burton's nightmare? Heading this category is The All of a sudden, movies actually as are a half dozen more due out This semester we also Beverly Hillbillies. I have to appeared in this country that might this Christmas? witnessed a huge percentage of admit I went hoping to be as actually make you think. And another flick which mediocre films . pleasantly surprised as I was But don't get me wrong, we deserves sincere praise is Robert Films like Malice, My L!fe, when I saw Wayne's World, even have also witnessed our share of Altman' s Short Cuts, although The Three Musketeers, The though it did star Jim "Hey Vern" car crashes this past semester, too. this is again a case of a film being Good Son, and Mrs. Doubtfire. Varney. Which isn't a bad thing, as under publicized and inaccessible. These movies will never be up for But when Jed turned the famous proven by AI Pacino's Carlito's So on a more commercial .note, awards but their large commercial jalopy into a monster truck, you I Way, definitely one of the best the big-budget, highly publicized appeal will no doubt make them have to wonder how many I action movies in quite some time. film which stood out among all video store successes. homeless people the movie's But if one movie were to be others was Demolition Man . And let's not forget such production budget could have fed. chosen as the highlight of Fall Although Stallone's performance emotionally stimulating flicks like The other pointless movie this Semester '93, it is one you've was relatively flavorless, Wesley Money For Nothing, For Love or semester was Striking Distance. probably never seen. Which is not Snipes, Denis Leary and a cleverly Money and Airborne. Exactly how many times can necessarily your fault, because depicted futuristic world added the Also, a film which claimed to Bruce Willis get hit in the face? this flick was not highly right spice. be in the ranks of Age of There is no question the above publicized or accessible. The other major production Innocence, but was really just an two movies should never have I'm talking about The Piano. In worth merit was Tim Burton's am putated version, Boxing be en made, but a film which had terms of acting, Harvey Keitel Nightmare Before Christmas, Helena. potential and failed miserably was E (who, surprise, doesn't play a cop) Rudy. c and Holly Hunter give the Except for the fin al chant of, performances of their careers. The (Top right} Burton's "Ru-dy, Ru-dy, Ru-dy," there was story itself, taking place in the nightmare rates high as does nothing about this film that was colonial New Zealand bush, is impressive, or even average. Sean original and originally done. (Top Left} Scorsese"s ~Age ol Astin iust hasn't done anything The Age of Inn9cence, an good since Goonies. Oscar-caliber film done by the Innocence.' And there it is. unlikely Martin Scorcese, was The best, worst and average of thought-provoking and an (Bottom left} Snoop's bark is, this semester. altogether wonderful film. well, just like his bite and And if you've missed any of s The same applies for Remains these films the first time around, of the Day, another period piece. (Bottom right} Ireland's don' t worry. Anthony Hopkins and Emma A few more weeks and they'll Thompson teamed up again Cranberries were sweet-tarts be out on video. quickly knocked down by some thought Mary Jane was just a new Most people hadn't even heard of country guy or something. It definitely girlfriend they hadn't met yet, huh?) Smashing Pumpkins before this year. Pearl Jammed, won'tcatch it's predecessor in terms of All of a sudden, their sophomore record sales, but who cares. In terms U2Zooropa album is debuting in Billboard's Top of sheer audio power, Nirvana still Another top debut by Ireland's favorite I 0 and the band is selling out concerts blew everybody out of the water. lads ... but what did you expect? U2 in record time. What gives? (Oh, and Nirvana moshed proves that they could release an MTV had nothing to do with it, really .) Cypress Hill Black Sunday albwn of pure crap and still have it go Another No. I debut and the first rap platinum in a week (come on, have Janet Jackson janet. and Meat Loafed album to do so. I hear NORML's you actually listened to it?) Between The only member of the Jackson clan membership rose right after the Macphisto and The Fly, Bono was a that actually- had a good year: · (although I hear LaToya's 900 psychic · roughly 200 copies during its midnight album's release as well. The album role model for schizophrenics BYM lYE COMER everywhere. nwnber did quite well also.) So yeah. Assistant Entertainment Editor sale, you should have known gave us countless ways to say "I like to smoke pot." (And mom and dad the disc was good and every single has something was up. With more than 1993 has come and gone and when Blind Melon gone to No. I, but did you see that 950,000 copies sold in the first week helm, any band would be unstoppable. it comes down to it, it was the music No Rain is one of the best, most Rolling Stone cover? that got us by. We hate long alone, it is now one of the biggest Plus, everytime you hear Linger, addictive and, hence, most popular you'll die .. .just a little. introductions, so here it is ... selling albums of the year ... and it's The Breeders Last Splarh only been out for about 6 weeks. song this year. But let's face it, The Entertainment Desk's Top without the "bee girl," they 'd just be The Breeders kicked your ass so hard Albums of 1993. (Even if you don't own a copy of it Snoop Doggy Dogg Doggystyle that band whose lead singer sang with Just on a statistical level, this album with this release that you kind of (Granted, we didn't hear everything personally, I'm sure you've heard it stopped wishing The Pixies would get too many times already. Seriously, Axl Rose in the Don't Cry video. sold 800,000 copies in it's ftrst week that came out, but we probably heard back together and started wondering enough is enough.) and is the only debut album by an artist more than you did, buddy.) The Cranberries why they didn't break up sooner. And, the winners are ... (in no to enter the charts at No. 1. It must Nirvana In Utero Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why have been that murder indictment that particular order) Honorable Mention: Bat Out of Hell As predicted, Nirvana's long awaited Can't We? · helped it along. Let's hope his lawyers The biggest thing to come out of If: Back Into Hell proved that Vs. Nevermind follow-up debuted at No. I are as smooth as he is. Pearl Jam Ireland that wasn't U2. With Delores Meatloaf would do anything for a When Wonderland Records sold on the Billboard charts, but was 0' Ridorian 's enchanting voice at the Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream comeback. It gets an A for effon. N NANCI anci Griffith combines folk with a twang The MCA Years: A While Nanci Griffith's The She made a Woolworth counter way, so as not to make it her Retrospective MCA Years: A Retrospective is shine." commercial appeal like some other Nanci Griffith certainly not the best album I've Her ballad about, and titled, popular country stars. MCA ever heard, the music is both Deadwood, South Dakota, is Instead, her commercial appeal Grade: 8+ melodic and beautiful. lyrically brilliant proving her is her pure intensity as a And even though it may be filed obvious folk influences. folk/country singer, a quality BY GLENN SLAVIN under Country, Griffith's music And in between the acoustic lacking in other country artists. Entertainment Editor leans a little more toward folk guitar-driven ballads, she also Nanci Griffith is perfect for a Okay, I' ll admit it. with a country twang, as opposed shows she can wail on some reall y relaxing evening when you're in I dislike country music. to pop country stars like Garth fast, catchy tracks. the mood to hear acoustic guitar Who doesn't? Brooks or Billy Ray Cyrus. Listen to th e Radio is her and incredible soft vocals. This album was recommended Retrospective is a collection of tribute to lonely nights alone in a And even when she speaks in to me by one of my friends as one her greatest hits from albums off car, her only compan ion her car between songs she sounds very of the best albums he's ever heard. the MCII label. stereo. much like a muppet, her singing And he doesn't like country Griffith shows her talent in She also peps it up for Ford voice cannot be compared. music. ballad writing on most of th e Econoline singing, "She driYes a Neve rtheless, you might be So I went to the record store tracks, which are live versions of Coup DeVille but her heart rides pleasantly s urprised with this and found Nanci Griffith filed her popular tunes. still / In that Ford Econoline." effort. The lyrics are borderline under Country. Before she starts singing Love Granted, some of the obligatory poetry, the music is comfortable I was skeptical. at the Five and Dime, Griffith country themes are clearly present, and soot hing and her voice is But then I sat down and listened gives a little speech abou t her themes like driving on down extraordinary. to the whole thing (open minded) affinity for Woolworth's, to which through Ole Miss listening to And don't let the fact she'S: while reading the lyrics from the she then sings, "Rita was 16 years Loretta Lynn. But Griffith filed under Country discourage liner notes. I //au/ eyes and chestnut hair I presents these themes in a ubtle you . Music Madness December 1 0, 1993 • THE REVIEW. 82 Music variety found within a radio reception void The fact of the mauer is the University of the lOOies, and feels there is just no way to go cats and watching the Richard Bey show, I 4) Alice in Chains Delaware is vinually located wilhin a "radio on, you can listen to Big Daddy Kane's need music which will help me study (yes, I 5) any song playing at a party that you are swim receplioo \ocid." Pimpin' Ain'l Easy. One thing is for sure, study occasionally.) walking iniO I've learned this over my first couple of Music Madness pimping is not very easy, and it's a damn good 1)When you know you're in it for the loog Sometimes you want to mellow it out a lil11e years here by a!lelllpting 10 rune in Howard thing that socneooe took the time to tell us all. haul, and twenty minutes of studying will not bit when you bring a chick home, and the Stem in the mmling, oc by trying to fmd the By Brian Hickey Then sometimes my mood shifts to needing be cutting it, it's time to break out the Bob music must really reflect that you are a caring, , Eagles game oo Sundays (since spending lime an uplifting tune, to get the blood pumping Marley box set Songs of Freedom. By the lime sensitive individual. at The Review resuicts me fran wBIChing.) through my veins, and get me riled up to the you are fmished all four discs, more than five 1) Frank Sinalla· The Very Good Years is This radio void has ntt ooly cost me endless point where I want to go ow of the house and hours later, you have been to Jamaica, smoked positively guaranteed to melt any woman's lnirs of fruslralioo, bu1 quite a few dollars at When it comes to music, I am stab SO!llebody. a spliff with Marley and covered quite a bit of heart and she' ll be yours for life. But there is a area record suns. schizophrenic. I) Rockel Queen by Guns 'n Roses can do material in whateVer you were srudying. warning that comes along with this lil11e hint, What the radio offers us is variety. No Let's see here, OK, flm we'll look at the just the trick. I used to listen to this song ~fore 2) When relaxing swdying is oot your suit, you better make sure you don 't play it to the matter what oor mood at the lime, whether it be "''m in a bOO mood, bu1 I need some music to high school soccer games and each time I did, I and you like the music to be loud, and wrong chick. honky tonk country western, mellowed out cheer me up" phase. managed to get into a fight. Gosh, aren't distracting, you can't beat the Beastie Boys, 2) Acwally, I can't really think of anything jazz, top 40s Debbie Gibson, or new-age 1) NWA's AuJomobile is a sure fire bet to memories great? any disc. It may not seem like you are geuing else that even rivals Frank. Spanish hoe-down runes, we can ad just the dial make anybody laugh. It is the tragic love story 2) I know that Pearl Jam is getting a tad anything done, but you bUly are. The only thing I can say to anyooe who has andfmdil of an epic hero who spent some morey on the mainstream for many of our tastes, but for Drinking music must force beverages down not found their own lil11e variety in music, is go Without our radio, we must find other woman he loves. His companion, some reason I always play Stale of Love and your throat and keep you awake. and invest in an industrial strength antenna, and means foc variety. Since my music tastes are unthoughlfully, does not provide him anything Trust five oc six times in one siuing . .. then I In no particular ocder, this is the best party hope you get some reception. extremely odd, to the point where I can listen to in retwn foc his cash. take the BB gun oot blK:k and look for the cat music around. Public Enemy one minute and back to Janis What's a guy to do? that ripped our lrliSh to shreds, and left it liuered 1) The Allman Brothers Brian Hickey is a Ca sey Kasem wannabe. 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Showtimes: 1:00, 3:10, 8:15, 10:30. 10:05. 5:20, 7:35, 9:50. A Perfect World· Showtimes: The . Nightmare Befor.e Josh and S.A.M.- Showtimes: Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Sat. 1:45, Christmas· Showtimes: I :50, 1:00, 3:05, 5:10. 4:30, 7:30, 10:15. Sun. 1:45, 4:25, 7:45, 9:40. 5:,00, 7:45, 10:15. The Nutcracker- Showtimes: Cool Runnings· Showtimes: 1:05. Regal Cinemas 10-Peoples 1:40,4:50, 7:50, 10:10. Plaza A Perfect World- Showtimes: Malice- Showtimes: 9:40. 1:05, 4:00, 7:05, 10:05. Showtimes for Fri.-Sun. Christiana Mall Cinema ·Three Musketeers Geronimo-This movie is Showtlmes: 1:55, 4:30, 7:10, certain to jump right into Oscar Showtimes for Fri.-Sun. 9:40. territory. Showtimes: 1:00, 4:00, The Nightmare Berore 7:00,9:40. My Life- Showtlmes: 1:50, Christmas- Showtimes: I :30, 4:25, 7:20, 9:55. Sister Act 2- Showtimes: 1:20, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30. 4:20, 7:20, 9:50. Carlito's Way - Showtimes: Addams Family Values 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. 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It's the last play of the game and Aerobie football. A five-year-old can fly over a thousand feet, why do Some of his pla ymates have the offense is down 26-20. The only could throw a perfect spiral with this you think you're so great? You only nothing but rav e reviews for their way to win the game is a long pass thing." threw a 45 yard touchdown !" new ball. that will brave the wind and rain to The press wants to know why. But our hero of the day is up to the "I would just throw the ball to my get into the receiver's wet hands. Where did this thing come from? challenge . "The ball didn ' t set the friend Pete, and it 'd look so beautiful . Blue ..42 ... ,.Hut. . .Hut ... HIKE! Who is responsible for this ball that record, the Aerobic flying ring did in in th e air," says sophomore Lawrence looks like a fish? The quarterback drops, he looks 1985. B. Reynolds. "But, the sad part is, he down field for a receiver, everyone is But, this quarterback is no dumb "But, we are not here today to talk drops it anyway, the fins got in the jock. He knows his physics and his covered. He has one chance to get a about his pas t accomplishments, let's way." pass off and he sends it towards the aerodynamics. talk about the ball , the football that Now that the pl ayers arc taking "I couldn't have won this game end zone. just sailed gracefully through the air. personal shots at one anothe r, without Stanford University Engineer A receiver breaks his coverage, but Did you notice that ball didn't wobble freshman and Steelers fan J osh the only way they can win is a perfect Alan Alder. He designed this ball. even one time? Why do you th ink it Jackson, decides to jump in . pass. Did you know that the touchdown was so easy for my receiver to "Even though I am better than both The ball sails gracefully through pass I threw was spinning more than catch?" of you, it was neither of your faul ts . the air like a migrating dove, a perfect 1,000 times per minute. That's pretty Did Alder come up with this idea The ball just drifts to the ri ght after fast,huh?" · spiral defeating the elements and the by himself? you throw it," he says. defense. For some odd reason, Harry "No," our hero says emphatically, After leaving the pick-up game, Shipman, University of Delaware The receiver dives and makes a "A couple of Stanford graduates our hurler gets to his car only to be one-handed catch. It's one of the physics professor is at the press proposed the idea for the fins, they all stopped by one last reporter for the most beautiful plays in football conference, and he agrees that the worked tireless hours in front of a day. history. new ball is something else. computer terminal on this thing. If it Our trusty journalist asks if he "I remember playing with model In the post game press conference, wasn't for these guys, you 'd be in the plans on sharing any of the money he airplanes when I was younger, and I the quarterback is asked what was other locker room interviewing my just won with Alan Alder. going through his head as the clock can tell [Alder) knows his physics," THE REVlEW /Walter M. Eberz The Aerobie football comes complete with wings for better throwing opponents." After thinking about it for a second was running down. Shipman says. As the press conference ends, our or two, he replies. "All I knew was that I had to fmd Before the game, however, he power. It also looks like a fish, but it flies like a dove in a rainforest. game-winning quarterback showers "No, I don 't think I will . I think an open player, because this new ball expressed concerns that the· ball he says. designed a row of individual finger and marches through the parking lot he'll do just fine with the $9.95 he'll is incredible. No matter what, this wouldn't be suited for this level of Not only does the ball spin faster pockets which allow accuracy on outside the stadium on his way home. get from the profits of selling his new thing is a spiral." competition. than any ball before, but Alder each throw. Across the way, he sees a group of toy at sporting goods and special ty Everybody is wondering why they "It would be best used in Pop discovered the best way to grip a ball 'This Alder guy is a genius," says kids playing with an Aerobie ball, so stores nationwide. He'll be just fme." I didn't see a bad pass all day. Maybe Warner games. remember being and redesigned the ball to best suit his . the quarterback. "Not only did he he goes over. Then, our quarterback drives off . it had something to do with those younger, and the ball would just be discoveries. design the game-winning football, he One kid shouts, "Hey, I can throw into the sunset, getting ready to watch · multi-colored fins protruding from too big. This could've really helped." Instead of laces on the ball, he is also in th e Guinness Book of as good as you, did you see that last tapes of his Sunday afternoon heroics. Trials and tribulations of playing the name game BY DANIELLE BLAKELY Along the same lines, junior Ryan feels as if the actor "came along and waiting. It was the other Eric, who S!;Jff Reporter Kelly recalls knowing a boy in stole my name." must have looked her up in the Ring, ring- "Hello." middle school named Harry Acock. Dean says he gets a kick out of directory, wondering what had just "Hi, I'd like'to talk to Hugh Jass. "I swear that was really his students who get lost on the third happened. We still laugh at her I think he's in the bathroom." name," Kelly says. "Although I floor of Memorial Hall, which is mistake to this day," Hall says. DEAN "Just a second. (Yells to the probably wouldn't believe it if I where his office is located. English Professor Dennis Jackson people in the bar) I'm looking for a didn't know the kid myself." "The outside of my door just says recall s a similar si tu ation of two Hugh Jass. Has anyone seen a Hugh Names can be a funny thing. 'James Dean' on it, and I often hear people having the same name. Jass in the bathroom? (Ha ha ha) Oh, It is also comic when an average the laughter of students when they About five or six years ago he was it's you again! If I ever catch you ... " Joe happens to have the same name see it for the first time," says Dean. taking role on the first day of classes. That Bart Simpson, he never as someone famous . "Sometimes they peek in around my Much to his surprise, there were two ceases to get a laugh when he calls This is the case with freshman door to see who is in there." students named Pamela Aubrey Mo the bartender and asks for Michael Jordan. English Professor Harris Ross Mason in his classroom. someone with a fake name every Jordan says he likes sharing his says that about five years ago, he had "One of th em was registered," week on The Simpsons. name with the famous basketball a student in his Introduction to Film says Jac kson, "and the other was But what if somebody really did player because "It brings me a lot of class named Herbert Hoover. trying to get into the class." ·have a name like Hugh Jass or recognition." "I went up to him after class one He says that when the two girls Candy Barr? Or what if they shared a Especially one day when he was day," Ross says, "and said something realized they shared the same name, name with a megastar like Michael 15-years-old. "My dad and I went to to the effect of 'So, I bet you get a lot one said to the other, "So, you're the Jordan? an air show," recalls Jordan, "and of remarks about your name.' He one who has been foul ing up my Names can be a funny thing. somehow we got separated." just looked at me blankly and said tuition payments!" "When my sister got pregnant," He says he started to get a liule 'Huh?"' Apparently, Jac kson says , they says junior Roberta Smith, "she nervous, but then "I heard over the Names can be a funny thing. had been gett ing each other's bills decided to name the baby Amanda if loud speaker, 'Will Michael Jordan People' s names can sometimes and receiving phone calls from the it was a girl. It was and she then please meet his father at such-and- lead to a funny situation, not because other's boyfriend. received the middle name Lynn. such a place."' . of the names themselves, but because "They both stayed in the class, Now when my sister gets mad, you When he got there, he says, of the context in which they occur. and I stayed confused all semester, " can hear her yell, 'Amanda Lynn, get crowds of people with pens in hand For instance, when junior Eric says Jackson, laughing. over here! ' were waiting, asking, "Where's Hall was a freshman, a girl that he Senior Paul Rambo has also had "My dad thought he was Michael, where's Michael?" He says knew from high school decided to problems wi th someone else sharing hysterical," Smith says, "when he it was very funny. give him a call to see what he was up his name. gave Amanda a mandolin for Professor James Dean of the to. "One day I received a letter in the Christmas one year." English department says he enjoys "She looked up what she thought mail saying that I was wanted by the Junior Lisa Myers says she sharing his name with the famous was my number in the student pol ice for burglary, theft and vividly remembers the name of her rebel without a cause. directory, and dialed. She talked to conspiracy. It wasn't me that they next door neighbor when she was "When I was in junior high another Eric Hall for like 20 minutes were looking for, but a different Paul little. school," says Dean, "it was great. It before she realized it wasn't me! Rambo who is also my age. "His name was Dick Hertz. I really worked to my advantage." "She was so embarrassed when "I'm a criminal justice major, and didn't realize how funny his name He says it does not seem strange she did finally realize it, that she just I want to be a State Trooper. was until I got older," says Myers, to him to have the name James Dean hung up on the guy. Then she called Needless to say, I had a lot "because I was only five when I because he has had it all his life. me, the one she was trying to get a explaining to do to clear my name," moved away." Plus, Dean was born more than 10 hold of in the first place. Rambo says. "My own parents even Dick Hertz - could he be a years before the actor became "While she was telling me what asked me if it was really me they relative of John Bobbit? famous, which is why he says he she had just done, she got call were looking for." The black and white of Delaware's stige plates Ice Cube gives us an BY PETER HARIOGS staroard tag, they can order a porcelain 9alf~ replica f There are no other events scheduled I - Delaware senior defensive end Matt through Tuesday. Friday :~·;:~ }.r~·:~wer ~ftt/11/;~ Morrill. ·The Review, Volume 120, Number 27 December 10,1993 • 84 Basketball 80-63 over Widener Robbie Behind the scenes- layers Johnson's three Two key wh make point spree ignites Hens. players BY RON PORTER he game Spon< Editor The Hens have had an exciting Widener University tried to get in Hen football season. something going in its 80-63 loss to Every time the ball was snapped, Delaware at the Bob Carpenter Center we all knew something amazing on Wednesday. was going to happen, whether it But every time they did, one Hen would put up the road block. hoops was good or bad. T he last minute wins, the Delaware (3-1) never trailed in the BY MICHAEL LEWIS dramatic losses, the terrible game, but the second half proved very Staff Reporter blund e rs and the unbelievable interesting. They are the two most essential plays m ade for some great Four times in the half, Widener, led people a t every Delaware home entertainment. by junior guard Chris Carideo, pulled basketball game, and without them, But what happens after play has within six points of the Hens. the game could not go on. Carideo's three-pointer with seven ended? What happens off the field? They are involved in every play, minutes and 59 seconds remaining in Standing on the sidelines as a yet they never score or block a shot. photographer, I see some players the game, to bring the Pioneers to 54- Who are they? They are Jerry si t on the bench and stare at the 48, was the last run they would make. Grasso and Lanny Tindall, the men grass. Some parents chitchat. Some Widener's surge didn't affect junior responsible for working the clock ~ hildre n fall asleep. The marching forward Robbie Johnson, who only and scoreboard at Hen home band tries to wake them up. needed 35 seconds to pop a three of his basketball games. But a few people arc different. own, one of four in the game, to put When the NCAA men's basketball 1 hese are the people who help Delaware back up by nine. committee decided to institute a shot make plays happen from the Johnson then hit two more threes in clock in 1983 , Grasso saw his s;uelincs or even from the stands. the half, part of a 10-point run by chance to get in11olved in Delaware These people are the ones to Delaware, to leave the Pioneers with basketball. Grasso, a native of v. atch. They are the ones who make their t loss to the Hens. Miami who attended tiny Greenville ~;po rts exciting. (Ill.) College, was teaching at Alexis Keita Malloy is a great player to I. DuPont High School in Greenville, watch. Del., at the time. As the Energizer Bunny of "I saw it as a good opportunity, football, Malloy plays offense, then and I applied to then athletic director stays on fo r defense. Scotty Duncan, and he gave me the Oh yeah, he also returns punts s a w ut we y job," Grasso says. and kick-offs. didn't play our game," said Garner. As far as job requirements go, Mal loy makes things fun by "I'm a little disappointed. We could Grasso's main duty is to reset the ~howing his emotions. When he is have played a lot better. Drexel beat this clock every time the ball hits the team by 60 points." (It was actually 52, happy with a catch he made, he rim. Though it sounds easy, there are a 90-38 Drexel win earlier this season.) will let his opponent know he is a few outside factors he has to deal Carideo led all scorers with 27 points, happy. with. including a Carpenter Center record His opponents usually don't like "With three officials on the floor, , seven three-pointers. th1s. T he ensuing taunting (or sometimes it's tough to see past "They have some guys that can shoot fighting) seems to get the team and them to the rim," Grasso says. "It'd the ball, and we didn't do a real good ians psyched up. be nice if the scorers' table was job of taking their shots away," said Full back Daryl Brown, unlike raised a little bit." Malloy, shows only one emotion Delaware coach Steve Steinwedel. "I wasn't real pleased with our defensive Grasso, who is head basketball - determination. coach at A. 1., has seen lots of great effort in the second half. I didn't think Even after making a big play, players in his decade at Delaware, we played real well offensively either, i3rown still won' t crack a smile. but one stands out. but it's a good a win for us. He'll break through four " About seven years ago, Navy "I was pleased that we were able to defenders for a touchdown and came in here with [San Antonio pick it up when they cut it to six points, march off the field with the same Spurs center) David Robinson, and but we didn't get to the players we mtense look in his eyes; ready to he was just unbelievable," Grasso needed to get to and bother them the take the ball again, ready to run recalls. "Even then he was an way we needed to bother them." through - or over- people again. incredibly dominating player." But as far as the Widener team is On the si deline, Brown stands Tindall, who has been tallying concerned, Coach C. Alan Rowe said and stares at the game, waiting to baskets and fouls at Delaware for the they have a different reason for playing THE REVIEW I Maximillian Grersch get back in. Junior guard Brian Pearl goes one-on-one with a Widener defender in the Hens' non past 20 years, has memories that go Also waiting eagerly to do his spectacular 80-63 win over Widener Wednesday night at the Bob Carpenter Center. see SCOREBOARD page B5 part is kicker Steve Leo. see MEN'S page B5 Leo is always focusing intently on his next field goal or extra point anempt, while many non-starters are telling jokes and drinking Gatorade. Off the field, he paces back and forth, s tretching his kicking leg; Cheering for the green and silver concentrating. When he goes on the field, he side," the Wilmington native says. "I don't really watch any Off the field, cheerleaders are not permiued to have seems to expect himself to kick football on TV." much contact wim the players. They may ride with them on perfectly every time. He gets It's not all glitter But that habit changed a little. the elevator, or pass in the hall, but that's about it. l'is ibly angry when he doesn't. "Ever since I even tried out, whenever anything was But cheerleaders, who, in addition to cheering at all I eo doesn' t get much praise mentioned on the news about the Eagles, my ears would Eagles' home games, make guest appearances at charity from the crowd, even when he and glamour for the perk up," she says. functions and other events, have a son of fame of their own. secures a victory . But without The cheerleaders practice Tuesday and Wednesday "People come up and say, 'Sign my hat.' I think it's nights from 7 to 10 pro., so they can work the meetings being discouraged, he returns to see EAGLES page B5 pacing and stretching until the next around their regular jobs. ume the Hens need him. Eagles cheerleaders. "1be practices you sweat your guts out," Gould says. One player whose presence was "The amowlts you sweat was incredible. It was like a trail felt on and off t11e field is original BY MEGAN MCDERMOTI Eagles cheerleaders. coming off you." -.tarting quarterback Dale Fry. 5ports Edftor "It was kind of amazing," Gould Everyone warms up together for about 40 minutes, then After a co ll arbone injury in Some of the biggest discoveries says. "When I heard my name, I was they practice the routines over and over to music October, he saw limited playing are made by accident. drinking water, and I choked on my "They're so intense," says Denise Arroyo, a marketing t1me. The secret to film development water I laughed so hard." assistant for Winner cars who graduated from Delaware last Instead, Fry's presence was was observed by someone who So Gould joined the rest of the year, and is in her second year as a cheerleader. "But it's something felt by the players and carelessly left silver and mercury team, practicing twice a week, three great. It needs to be that intense." n the crowd. together. hours per session, starting in May. "I don't think everybody knows how hard we work," The somewhat apathetic crowd Ice cream cones were invented But her story isn't exactly typical . Spei says. "A lot of the outsiders just see us as pretty girls 1t e" Scoreboard Men's basketball beats Widener continued from page 84 continued from page 85 Pennsylvania Military College Orleans Tournament on back even further than Grasso' s . at that time, lost to Delaware December 20 and 21 . Troy "The most exciting game I ever saw was about Delaware. College, now the University of State, New Orleans and Loyola 12 years ago when Ron Rainey was coaching here," "It's good for our program Delaware, in an explosive, (La.) will also compe te in the the physical education teacher at Dunning Bedford and good for the university," offensive display -a 26-11 tournament. Middle School recalls. "I forget who we were Rowe said. "The kids like to Hen win. The Hens return home on playing, but we were down by one and Tim Carr hit play a Division I team. But it's Delaware's next games are January 3 to face Loyola (Md.) a 75-footer to win the game for the Hens." like when you're in the school at the University of New at 8 p.m. But Tindall can't afford to get too involved in yard . What's the difference? What are you going to do, ask the excitement - a lesson he learned a long time DELAWARE (80) each player if they play (Strine 10), Widener 38 ago. Johnson 4-9 3-4 15, Strine 5-9 (Hughes. Smith 5). "When I first started, I found myself getting Division 17 You just go out and 3-5 13, Edwards 1-2 1-2 3, Steals - Delaware 8 (Johnson. caught up in the game and forgetting about my play. Pearl 4-7 1-2 10, Garner 4-11 Pearl, Garner 2), Widener I 0 job," Tindall recalls, laughing. "But now during a "I think we gave them 0-0 I 0, McCullough 0-0 0-0 0, (Macalis 5). game I make sure my mind is on the clock first." everything they could handle, Hill 1-4 2-2 5, Smith 3-6 4-5 Assists- Delaware 16 Tindall is a former high school referee, and his right up to the end. They were a 10, Anderson 5-7 2-3 12, (Gamer, Smith 3), Widener 7 basketball savvy helped him land the scorekeeping lot more physical than we Miller 1-3 0-0 2 (Holman 4). job. were." WIDENER (63) Blocks - Delaware 2 (Strine "At the time, there weren't a lot of people who Hen Notes: Junior forward Palmer 1-5 0-0 2, Macalis 6-14 2), Widener 6 (Hughes, Kl ine lclew all the rules of basketball," Tindall says. "My Patrick Evans is expected to 1-217, Macauley 1-3 0-0 2, 2) . Carideo 9-21 2-3 27, Smith 2-7 knowled~e of the ,~lame helped me ,~let the job." miss at least another week with Turnovers - Delaware 16 Both Grasso and Tindall forecast a successful a sprained ankle, suffered in the 0-0 4, Himmons 0-0 1-2 1, (Garner 5), Widener 15 (Smith season for the men's team this year. season-opening 91-79 loss to Hughes 1-4 2-2 4, Albert 0-6 2- 5). 3 2, Kline 1-2 0-0 2, Holman 1- "I think this year's backcourt looks really Monmouth. Team fouls - Delaware 13, 2 0-0 2. Widener 19. impressive," Grasso says. "It's always more fun to The first Widener-Delaware THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch Attendance- 2,359 . Delaware 28-58, Widener 22- work here when the team is doing well and the Ticking the seconds and counting the baskets - game was played way back in Rebounds- Delaware 42 64. stands are full." Grasso and Tindall are key to the team. 1905, when Widener, known as Eagles cheerleaders STUDENT WORKERS NEEDED continued from page B4 Near the end of the selection process, which all cheerleading really fwmy," Hauff-Brickner says. hopefuls- rookie and veteran - must $5.60/HOUR "'The fiTSt game. when we came out go through every year, the prospective 'there was a line of people and the cheerleader is asked a football-related security guards holding them back," question. Gould says. However, the question is not always 1) WINTER MONTHS '93-94 One big difference between the very difficult playcn and the cheer!~. however, '"What's a blitz?' Everybody was is salary. scared they'd get that," Gould says. "It doesn't bother me," Hauff "My question was, ' What are the Assist with snow removal operations as necessary. Brickner, a 1988 Drexel graduate, says. Eagles colors?"' "I worked really hard to get here and I Gould answered the question with wouldn't care if they were paying me her characteristic calmness. 2) WINTERIM '94 or not." "By this time, I was like, 'It's not Everyone on the team works or is a the nervous attitude that got you this full-time student, Spei says. Teachers, far. It's the nonchalant attitude,"' interior decorators, legal secretaries and Gould says. Assist with routine Grounds Management Services. nurses are among the squad. Gould had to leave the squad in The cheerleaders also do not usually October, due to a conflicting class that get m much television exposure a'l the prevented her from being on time to temn. JnCtiCCS. 3) SPRING SEMESTER '94 Arroyo says the only time she was "They wouldn't make any on television was kind of an accident exceptions with lateness," says Gould, The camera was following Dallas who was unwilling to give up her Cowboy Fnunitt Smith, who ran out of education for the team. Assist with routine Grounds Management Services .. bouix1s, and almost trampled Arroyo. But, she says she enjoyed her time While cheering, the squad has to on the squad. stay in tune with the flow of the game, "How many people can say they Spei says, so they're required to were a professional cheerleader?" GROUNDS DIVISION: CALL 831-2624 FOR DETAILS. undcrsland football. Gould asks. Classi ieds December 7, 1993. THE REVIEW. 86 AVAILABLE 10 Speed Bike for sale. Excellent newborn. loving eKtended Condition. $60. Call Michael family, fun & laughter, life-time Congratulations LISA DAYTONA BEACH· SPRING FOR SALE 731-2194. SPRING BREAK! SUNCHASE commitment. Medical/legal MEYEROWITZ on becoming BREAK. First Class, oceanfront TOURS IS SEEKING AMBITIOUS eKpenses paid. Call Maureen Panhellenic Secretary! SALE S REPS TO PROMOTE hotel directlr on the beach, 1975 CADILLAC SEDAN CHEV. SPRINT '87. 5 speed, and Rick collect at: (301 )384- parties, poo deck fun, DEVILLE. Runs very well. 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