HELSINKI TIMES TV GUIDE 22 – 28 MARCH 2012 19 Helsinki Times TV Guide offers a selection of English and other language broadcasting on Finnish television.

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10:00 Wild at Heart 10:05 Emmerdale 10:00 Wild at Heart 10:05 Emmerdale 11:05 Yle News in English 13:00 Doctors 11:05 Yle News in English 13:00 Doctors 12:35 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Jamie’s Food Escapes 17:08 Speed Skating WC SPORT 14:05 Find My Family UK 17:10 Wild at Heart Part 5/6. 19.00 Lark Rise to Candleford 15:05 Rita Rocks The family is trying to 15:05 Middle SEASON FINALE. 17:05 The Young and the Restless rescue Charlotte, 17:05 The Young and the Restless 22:55 Human Trafficking (K16) 18:00 Emmerdale who has been trapped in 18:00 Emmerdale Part 3/4. Kate’s main Two episodes. the ruins. Alice has Two episodes. witness against Sergei has 21:00 Forgotten to make a tough decicion, 21:00 Mentalist been killed and she begins 22:50 Formula 1: Free Training My Zinc Bed Just a Kiss she has to go look for help SEASON FINALE. to consider a risky plan to SPORT TV1 23:05 YLE Teema 21:30 and leave unconscious 23:05 Hills Have Eyes 2 (K18) infiltrate into the trafficking 23:20 Sneakers FILM Danny alone. Will the FILM ring. In Manila the police Directed by Phil Alden help arrive in time? Directed by Martin Weisz. 07:00 Children’s Programming get wind of trafficked girls’ Robinson. Starring: Robert 07:00 Children’s Programming 19:00 As Time Goes By Starring: Michael McMillian, In Finnish. whereabouts. Redford, Dan Aykroyd. In Finnish. Jean wants to get to know Jessica Stroup, Jacob 09:25 Travel With Kids USA/1992. 09:25 Travel With Kids their new neighbours whilst Vargas, Flex Alexander, 10:00 Pretty Hurts 01:45 Sensing Murder 10:00 Pretty Hurts Leonel is getting fed up with Lee Thompson Young. 10:30 Property Virgins TV2 10:30 Makeover Wish the fuss. USA/2007. 13:00 Travel With Kids 13:00 Travel With Kids 22:00 Carnets du sous-sol: Les 13:35 Pretty Hurts 06:50 Children’s Programming SUB 14:05 Makeover Wish mineurs chiliens, la vie 14:05 Makeover Wish In Finnish. 14:35 Pitchin’ In après DOC SUB SERIES BEGINS. The team 08:48 Flying Doctors 08:00 Sturm der Liebe 15:05 Gary Unmarried Just over a year ago the renovates a home when Lost girl. In German. 15:35 Everybody Hates Chris world held its breath while 08:00 Sturm der Liebe the inhabitants spend a 11:10 Die Schwarzwaldklinik 08:55 Marienhof 16:05 Extreme makeover: Home following the news of the In German. weekend away. In the first In German. In German. Edition miners in Chile who were 08:55 Marienhof episode a widowed single 14:50 Skiing SPORT 14:00 Animal Park 17:10 Accidentally on Purpose trapped in a mine that In German. mother’s house get’s a 17:00 Children’s Programming 15:00 Red Bull Cliptomaniacs 17:45 Dr. Phil had caved in. After being 14:00 Animal Park makeover. In Finnish. 15:30 Flipping Out 22:00 Superhero Movie FILM rescued there were a lot 15:00 Red Bull Cliptomaniacs 15:05 Build a New Life in the 20:30 Free Radio 16:30 Marienhof A parody on superhero of promises made to the 15:30 Flipping Out Country Loyal bodyguard? Potty- In German. movies including, but survivors. But in the end 16:30 Marienhof 16:05 Extreme makeover: Home mouth Lance makes an 17:00 Sturm der Liebe not limited to, Spider- did their short moment in In German. Edition enemy and he needs to In German. Man, Batman and X-Men. the limelight bring them 17:00 Sturm der Liebe 17:10 Married... With Children watch his back. 18:00 How I Met Your Mother Rick Riker is bitten by a happiness? In German. 21:00 Criminal Minds (K16) Experienced guests give tips 18:30 Will & Grace radioactive dragonfly. The 23:05 My Zinc Bed 18:00 How I Met Your Mother Epilogue. At the bottom on how to become street 19:00 Friends bite grants him superpowers

FILM 18:30 American Idol of a lake frequented by credible. 19:30 American Idol and he begins fighting A drama set in London 20:30 Simpsons tourists dead bodies are 22:05 Law & Order (K16) 20:30 Simpsons crime. Directed by Craig about a poet working as a 22:30 Sons of Anarchy (K16) found. It’s apparent that the Enchanter. A young Asian 22:30 C.S.I. Mazin. Starring: Drake Bell, journalist, who has fallen SEASON FINALE. people have been drowned. crime-scene investigator is 00:30 Ghost Adventures Sara Paxton, Christopher in love with his boss’ wife. 00:40 It’s Always Sunny in But when the bodies are murdered and her cheating SERIES BEGINS. McDonald, Leslie Nielsen, Directed by Anthony Page. Philadelphia investigated it seems that fiancè is the main suspect. 01:30 X Files Kevin Hart, Marion Ross. Starring: Uma Thurman. 01:10 Bones they have been resurrected Another woman is attacked USA/2008. UK/2008. multiple times. and she barely gets away 00:05 Road House 2: Last Call 22:00 Hollywood Homicide FILM from her attacker. Lupo falls TV5 (K16) FILM TV5 Action thriller with a fair head over heels in love with Drug Enforcement TV2 share of comedy on the side. the survivor. 06:30 Blackadder The Third Administration (DEA) secret 06:30 Hello Goodbye LAPD detectives Joe and KC 07:00 Airline agent Shane Tanner travels 06:50 Children’s Programming 07:00 Airline are investigating a murder 08:00 That 70’s show to New York when he hears In Finnish. 08:00 The 70’s show that takes them behind the YLE TEEMA Two episodes. his uncle has trouble with 08:49 Flying Doctors Two episodes. scenes of the music business. 08:50 3rd Rock from the Sun gangsters. Directed by Scott Stoneheart. 08:50 3rd Rock from the Sun Directed by Ron Shelton. 18:30 Design: Bookworm 09:15 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Ziehl. Starring: Jonathon 11:10 Die Schwarzwaldklinik 09:15 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Starring: Harrison Ford, Etagère DOC 12:45 Miracle of the Heart FILM Schaech, Jake Busey, Will In German. 13:10 X-Weighted Josh Hartnett, Lena Olin, 19:00 Gandhi DOC Directed by Karen Arthur. Patton, Ellen Hollman, 16:15 Heartland 14:05 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Bruce Greenwood, Lolita Part 3/3. Starring: Rob Lowe, Neil Richard Norton, Marisa 17:00 Children’s Programming 14:35 The King of Queens Davidovich, Road to freedom. Gandhi’s Patrick Harris. USA/2005. Quinn. USA/2006. In Finnish. 15:05 Relic Hunter Isaiah Washington, last years were full of 14:35 The King of Queens 01:55 Melrose Place 20:30 Speed Skating Men WC 16:00 Airline Lou Diamond Phillips. drama and in the end he 15:05 Live to Dance 22:05 True Blood (K16) 16:30 Harry Enfield’s Television USA/2003. became the victim of an 16:00 Airline 23:00 Becky & Steve Programme 00:40 Frasier assassination. 16:30 Harry Enfield’s Television JIM 17:00 America’s Funniest Home 01:10 Married... With Children How have they preserved Programme Videos 01:40 Cleaner (K16) his ideological inheritance 17:00 America’s Funniest Home 12:15 Anthony Bourdain: No YLE TEEMA 17:30 My wife and kids 02:35 Oz (K16) in the independent Videos Reservations 18:00 The 70’s show India? 17:30 My wife and kids 13:40 Airline 17:00 Rembrandt INC DOC 19:00 The King of Queens 21:30 Just a Kiss (K16) FILM 18:00 That 70’s show 14:10 JIM D Biography: Billy Crystal 19:00 David Copperfield 19:30 3rd Rock from the Sun JIM Playful black comedy about 19:00 The King of Queens 15:05 Dragon’s Den Part 3/4. 20:30 Blackadder The Third couples with troubles living 19:30 3rd Rock from the Sun 16:00 Pawn Stars 21:00 The Young Ones DOC 21:00 3000 Miles to Graceland 12:30 Anthony Bourdain: No in New York. 21:00 Highlander (K16) FILM 16:30 Ultimate Tourist Scams Part 4/5. (K16) FILM Reservations Directed by Fisher Stevens. In this action classic 17:00 Iron Chef UK On the last day of the Men dressed up as Elvis rob 13:50 Airline Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, Highlander meets his 18:30 Bullrun experiment the participants a casino, but something 14:15 Extreme Fishing Marisa Tomei. worst enemy. Directed by 21:00 JIM D Crime: Beyond say goodbye to 1975. Do doesn’t go as planned. 15:10 Dragon’s Den USA/2002. Russel Mulchahy. Starring: Scared Straight (K16) they really feel like they Directed by Demian 16:05 Pawn Stars 23:00 Scott Walker – Century Christopher Lambert, Clancy 22:00 Cowboy Builders have become younger and Lichtenstein. Starring: David 16:30 Ultimate Tourist Scams Man DOC Brown and Sean Connery. A young couple used their what have they gained from Arquette, Kevin Costner, 17:00 Iron Chef UK USA/UK/1986. whole inheritance to renovate the experiment? Courteney Cox, Ice-T, 18:00 Dragon’s Den 23:20 Numb3rs (K16) their home. They hired a Kevin Pollak, Kurt Russell, 19:30 South Park 00:20 Kill Bill: Volume I (K16) scammer and now their Christian Slater. USA/2001. 20:00 Border Security: FILM apartment cannot be lived in 23:40 Geordie Shore Australia’s Front Line A woman wakes from coma because the roof might cave in. Programmes on Yle Teema 00:40 72 hours: True Crime (K16) 21:00 JIM D History Brad and plans to take revenge. 00:20 Fifth Gear may be viewed in the original 01:10 Paranormal State Meltzer’s Decoded Directed by Quentin 00:50 Jack Osbourne – language(s) by changing the 01:40 Unschuldig (K16) 23:00 South Park Tarantino. Starring: Uma Adrenaline Junkie digital receiver’s settings. SERIES BEGINS. 23:30 Naked and Funny (K16) Thurman. USA/2003. 01:45 Man Hunters: Fugitive Task In German. 00:00 JIM D: Egg Sneakers 03:10 Geordie Shore Force 03:00 Relic Hunter 01:30 Pawn Stars MTV3 23:20 04:00 Relic Hunter 02:15 Naked and Funny (K16)

Hollywood Highlander Homicide The film’s tagline, “There can be Two LAPD agents (Harrison only one,” is known all around Ford and Josh Hartnett) are the world. The film has received put on a new case. An up-and- a cult status and and there are coming group of rap artists has rumours about a remake in the been murdered viciously in a near future. Connor MacLeod, nighclub shooting. There is a the Highlander (Christoper rumour saying that there was Lambert), is an immortal born a witness at the club when the back in the 16th century. After rappers were gunned down but being banished from his village no-one seems to know who he he met his also immortal mentor was. Both of the agents moon- (Sean Connery) who taught him light, one as an estate agent, about the ways of the ‘undy- the other as a yoga teacher ing’. They can only be killed by while dreaming of a career as decapitation and they must con- an actor. The couple dives into tinue killing one another until the world of the music industry there is only one left standing. and try to solve the case while The sole remaining immortal looking for potential estate will receive “the Prize”, the spiri- buyers and auditions on the tual ability to know everything. side. Their second jobs are Connor’s arch-nemesis Kurgan going poorly but fortunately (Clancy Brown) is also trying this doesn’t affect their com- to claim the Prize. The couple petency as police officers. At fights their final duel in the least not much... 1986 New York City. Nelonen 22:00 TV5 21:00