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L.....- Apnl 14.1999 contents The Arbiter 1910Universily Drive News Clifton takes home Student Employee of the Year award 5·6 Boise, Idaho 83725 Tomorrow night's Hunger Banquet raises money and educates 6 hllp:llarbiler.idbsu.edu Nationally known Ph.D. lectures on medicine 7 Editor in Chief: KellyMillington Teal MTV releases hate crimes poll: what do young people think? ...... 7 Business Manager: Brad Arendt Nature Center work continues, should be completed next month ••• 8-9 News Editors: Jessi Lomh and Stephanie Mallo£k What's Going On? Check out Boise State Earthweek activities ...... •...... 10 Arts & Entertainment Editor: Justin Endow Sports Editor: Doug Dana Opinion Editorial: ASBSUdebates good, DempsterlStubbers obvious choice ... 11 Letter: Boycott Phillip Morris ':...... • ...... 11 Photo Editor: Troy Kurtz With everything that's going on, why keep picking 'on gays? 13·14 Online Editor: Carne Nielson Utah: the bane of existence 15 Ad Manager: KellyMoody Piece of Your Mind: what students want to see from ASBSU 20 Adverlising Sales: DonCrowell, Complete ASBSUelections coverage ...... 16·19 Sean Murphy Cover Classifieds: KellyMoody Arts April means music at Boise State 21·22 Assl Business Manager: Krista Harkness Capsule Reviews: only one new soundtrack worth your moolah 23 Modest Mouse plays Boise, gets guitar stolen in return 24 Production Manager/Ad Design: Jrreml Websler On the Verge confusing if you don't know what to expect 25 Starr Writers: Trisha Bennell. Justin Baldwin. Sports Gymnasts try hard, suffer disappointing losses 26 Mi£hael Coxe,Ginny Eggleston. That bloody game, rugby, needs more BSUplayers ...... 27 Peler Erlendson, Josh Jordan, Find out what happened last week: read the Sports Bucket ...•.... 28 Doreen Martinet Sara Millon, DavidStewart, John Threet. Rebma J.Turner. Sleven Zabel Study Breakl The adventures of Fishbowl and Chair Six 29 Pholographers:Jim Allen.Ralael Saakyan Columnists: Ira AmIX,Ddmon Hunzeker. Classifieds Jobs, computers, nannies and more 31 Lesleigh Owen,Asencion Rdmirez. OdieSldfk

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Aprtl 14.1999 1-- --J 4 newsbucket ate an environment that's con- Colorado Outward Bound Time is right to enroll in person at the BoiseState Division Hui-O-Aloha presents of Continuing Education at the ducive to technology develop· School and Marmot LuaU 1999 April 18 at summer classes at Boise ment. Mountain Ltd, present State west entrance of the Albertson's Boise State Library. Or register by phone at The Idaho Small Business first annual wilderness .Development Center, based at leadership scholarship Experience the Pride of tile .' The time is fast approaching 426·1709. Boise State University,' assists Islands at Luau 1999Su~day, .. to.register.for summer classesat For more information or to small businesses for free or a The Colorado Outward Bound April 18 at the Boise State Boise State University, whether· get a complete schedule or sum- nominal fee with many business School and Marmot MountainLtd. University Student Union Jordan you wanttqfurther your college mer classes, call the Division of issues. The center has field are offering the 1st annual Ballroom. The event begins at 6 career or simply wish to take a Continuing Education at 426·1709. offices in Coeur d' Alene, Wilderness Leadership Scholarship p.rn. with a buffet dinner, fol· class or two for fun. ISBDCreceives grant to Lewiston, Boise, McCall, Nampa, to one college student for the lowed by island entertainment. Summerclasses start June 7, help small high-tech Twin Falls, Pocatello and Idaho summer 1999. The first 250 guests will receive and students can enroll for a five- firms Falls. For more information on the Entrants must submit a 400· fresh island leis. week,:ight-v.'.ee~.or.10rweek center, call toll·free at (800) 225~ word essay entitled "Fulfilling my Tickets are on sale at Select- session. A secondfive~week ses- '3815. Destiny asa Leader" andsentit to A.Seat for $15 general, $8 stu- sion starts July 12. The Idaho Small Business the Colorado Outward Bound dents, faculty, staff and children Or, you can choose from sev- Development Center at Boise Boise State auction to School at 945 Pennsylvania, under 12. For more information, eral short-term workshops and State University has received a offer Harley, Michael Denver, CO 80203. Entriesmustbe call the Boise State information conferences available to students U.S. Commerce Department grant Jordan autograph and received by June 10, 1999. desk at 426·4636. and the public, such asa series of that will help smaller high·tech more The scholarship winner will Hui.O.Aloha, a student orga- two·day workshops that explore businessesin Idaho. receive a 50-day Summer nization geared to building unity the natural and political history The $72,820 Experimental among Boise State students who of the Idaho desert. The Desert Program to Stimulate Competitive Boise State University's bien- Wilderness Leadership Semester hail from the South Pacific, is Studies Institute, as the series is Technology grant wiU help the nial auction will be held at the course from the ColoradoOutward sponsoring the event. called, features 10two·day work- ISBDCtrain counselors at business Boise Centre on the Grove the Bound SChool. The coursebegins shops that fan be taken as a incubators across Idaho and at afternoon and evening of May 1. with 20 days of mountaineeringin the technically demandingGore March winner picked for sequence or individually. ISBDCfield offices to work with The auction is jointly spon- BoiseState shuttle cam- You can also learn how the small high-tech firms in their sored every other year· by the Range of Colorado, moves to 14 paign Idaho ShakespeareFestival brings efforts to secure federal grants. Bronco Athletic Association and days of rock (\imbin~ in "The Winter's Tale" to life dUring Small states such as Idaho the Boise State Alumni Vedauwoo, Wyoming, and(on· . Laura Lim of Boise has been a week-long workshop July 5·10 don't always have the resources Association. eludes rafting the big waterrapids named the March winner of the that includes in-depth discussions available to help small high·tech The silent-auction will begin of the Colorado River through "Hey Broncos! Don't Hoof It" about the play. businessesas they try to develop at 4 p.m., dinner starts at 6 p.m. Cataract Canyon, Utah. monthly drawing, part of a pro' Other workshops and special and commercialize their technol· and the live auction beginsat 7:30 . Marmot Mountain Ltd. will motional campaign to encourage courses are available. Most can ogy, said Burt Knudson, who will p.m. provide clothing for the scholar· BoiseState faculty, staff and stu- be take either for academic credo manage the grant for the ISBDC. Tickets for Auction '99 are ship recipient, including' an dents to ride the free BSUshuttle it or as non-credit classes. The technology grant program is $85per person and include dinner, Alpinist jacket, Arosa fleece, bus. Academic classes' also are aimed at 18 states, including wine and two drink tickets. Thunderlight pants, Windstopper The name of every 25th available at the Canyon County Idaho, and Puerto Rico to help Among the items to be auc- gloves, and DriClime undergear. rider on the shuttle is entered Center in Nampa and at ott-cam- them as they try to bolster their tioned will be six automobiles, a The scholarship courseand into a monthly drawing. Prizes pus sites at Gowen Field, high·tech industries. The ISBDCis Harley DavidsonFXR2motorcycle, gear total is $6,000. The expedi', include a BSU mug, keychain, Mountain Home Air Force Base one of seven grant recipients. a Michael Jordan autographed jer- tion is available to collegestu· discount in the Bronco Shop, a and Twin Falls. The grant will be usedto help sey and trips to Alaska, dents, age 18 and older, beginning Moxie Java gift certificate and a Continuing students-those front-tine business counselors Disneylandand Hawaii. July 3 and ending August21.The $5 passto the Student Union Rec already enrolled at Boise State- across the state develop more A Boise State tradition for 16 Colorado Outward Boung School Center. can register for. summer classes. tools to assist small technology years, the auction hasraised more also offers scholarships to eligible Operated by Campus Safety from April 5·30. New and return- firms compete for prestigious fed·' than $1.7 million for academic students. with Boise Urban Stages, shuttle ing students can register from eral grants, such as the Small and athletic scholarships and pro- For more information about busescircle thecalTl!msthrough- May 3·28. Registration for sum- Business Innovative Research grams and other special projects the Colorado Outward Boung, out the day providingfreetrans-l11.eracademh:classes can be grant. .sponsored by the Alumni SChoolor a free catalog of courses portation to parking .l9ts and done in person at the Boise State Knudsonsaid that small tech· Association and the BAA. call 1·800-477·2627 or checkout buildings from Br9adway Registrar's Office in the nology firms already have some For more information con- the web site at www.outward, ~ Avenue to Health SC:lences Administration Building form 8 resources available through the tact the Bronco A~hletic bound.org. ~-T"" Riverside west of Capital a.m. to 5 p.m. weekdays. ISBDC, Idaho 'Oepartment of Association at 426·3557 or the ~ Boulevard. .'. For those wishing to enroll in Commerce, regional universities Alumni.Association at426-1959. ~ For information/' call a workshop, registration runs andother putl ts.Thegrant wiU .•... , ' . : Campus Safety 426-1681 or.",from April 5 until the day before help. bet·' rdinate:.:those ...-:..,· .'.;, ..';'>, ..•..:...... " •... ~ Boise Urban Stages at 336- ""tHe\vorkshopandcanbe'd()iij~n~fforts as cou.. ~'~rkt(,cre~' ..q 11010.,a Il. • " .: ~ tt)) " ~:A;x.; ··~···l· '·..:··,·;···'··, ,,:,,:~,.w.o'~~~"•. J 1 C1J t= 1..-- April 14,1999 . news Blake hails the end of registration lines .,;$/' will receive a $50 late fee, irr< den~sdrqpJrom the rolls, irnrne- agree with a statewide course DoreenMartillek______people to memorize, she responsible, NewsWriler -- concedes. "Just add it to addition to remaining <;diate' openings will become avail- numbering system. This action , the list of PIN numbers' for the original charges. "This'" able }orothers. This means no creates similar numbered classes ice President of Student and phone numbers we all must includes students w1Q(},cha~ge"i,nl9f~\Add/Drop lines .for Boise at each university within the Affairs Pe~ Bla~e hopes the remember." their minds about att~~dilig §9i~~Statest~dents. state of Idaho. It does not alter V new registration process· Student identification nurn- State. ~;::;;'\ ")' '.,'" In'v,,_;... i:>IiII",,,,.iilaiWrYI_'·--r-/r-\l.~'---I from the viewpoint of those "on be Web-based." the university for payment of fees the other side of the table" in the The new identification num- when they register for classes. registration office, Blake says. bers will allow students to regis- Failure to keep that contract, like Students will also find other ter for classes by signing on to the in any other situation, will result changes to the overall process BSUweb site from any computer in late charges," Blake explains. more noticeable. The new system with Internet access. This means Students may cancel their has issued fresh student identifi- the end of standing in line to reg- registration by contacting the cation. numbers, rather than the ister for classes. Early in this Registrar's Office at 426-4980, or Social Security numbers previous- month's registration process, no by completing an online form at ly used for identification. lines were found at the registrar's the Boise State web site located "Social Security numbers office. a t could not be used to post grades, Another part of the new http://registrar. boisestate .edul C for instance," Blake notes. "The process deals with how students ancel.htm. new identification numbers will pay fees. Any student not remit- If students notify the regis- allow that to happen, since the ting full payment or making trar's office as soon as possible computer assigns them random- arrangements with the university when their plans change, the ly." to use the installment plan for result is that classes will open up These numbers give students their fees by the date due (May28 on a daily basis rather than all at more personal privacy, but they for summer and Aug. 20 for fall) once, Blake states. As some stu- are also one more set of digits for Employee of the Year nominations at BSU highlight 27 hard-working students ters. Many called their stu- sections of the supervisor's tificate to the BSU Bookstore KellyMillingtonTeal Employee Week. nomination. Part of that and a university sweatshirt. E-dil-ori-nC-hie-1 -----" Director of dents "assets," "hard work- called the student "articulate Fine Host also donated a $50 Financial Aid Lois Kelly ers" and "reliable." Each stu- ne thousand students dent shook hands with Gunner and professional ... an exam- gift certificate. Clifton said work at Boise State opened the reception, calling ple of how successful students she will "probably use [the the students and supervisors when. receiving their certifi- University. Twenty- balance multiple responsibili- certificate] for books next O "very special' people and very cates of recognition, along seven were nominated to with a ballpoint pen engraved ties. " semester. " receive the 1998-99 Student dear to my heart." She touted Blake then named the Hunt said the award was the benefits of working as a "Boise State University." Employee of the Year award, winner: Nicolle Clifton, who well-deserved. ~ student employee, recounting When Gunner and Smith but only one took it home. wrapped up their part of the works for the International "I think so highly of ~ The BSU Student how her experiences led her Business Program. She was Nicky," she said. "She has ~ to work in higher education. presentation, Peg Blake, Vice- Employment office, headed by Gunner and Smith then President of Student Affairs, nominated by Stephanie Hunt, really developed a level -: Roxanne Gunner and Randy introduced the Student the program's coordinator. of autonomy that has -Ei took the podium, introducing "It's a bit surprising," made her indispensable ~ Smith, organized a reception the nominees one by one and Employee of the Year. She that took place last admitted Clifton after receiv- to our program." :: reading excerpts of their prolonged the suspense by Wednesday, honoring the nom- refusing to name the winner ing a plaque, a $50 gift cer- In addition to her reg- ~ supervisors' nomination let- ular duties, Clifton~lged" 'inees during National·Student right away, instead reading ~ --; APrtI14,1999 __ J ___ 6 news in developing budgets for over The nominated students -Joe Novak, Student Union $200,000 worth of grant pro- and the departments they work -Joshua Marsh, Computing posals. Hunt said Clifton put in in follow: Services hours of overtime for that pro- -Amanda Lindsey, New Student -Kelly Pol, SUB Rec Center ject. Information Center -Kerri Severe, Student Clifton also takes part in . -Amy Werner, Elementary Financial Aid the Black Student Alliance and Education/Specialized Studies -Laurie Hoekema, SUBRec the BSU Ambassadors. Hunt -Anabel Navarro, College Center praised her for being "a very Assistance Migrant Program -Maria Reynoso; Idaho Council giving person, a hard worker I Rd' C II " -Ange a 0 nguez, 0 ege on Economic Education and a good student. Clifton's name has now Assistance Migrant Program -Mary Ann Alves, Academic ~ been submitted to the -Brenda Rupp,.Geosciences Support/Tutorial Services ; Western Association of -Brenda Waters, Student Union -Melissa Rodriguez, SUB §' Student Employment and Activities Printing & Graphics » ~ Administrators. If selected -Brenda Wilkening, Respiratory -Neva Gehring, Student Union ~ at that level, her name will Therapy -Nick Clements, SUBRec ~ go on to the national front; -Chris Widdison, SUB Rec Center ~ the grand prize .is a paid Center . -Nikki Clifton, International vacation to San DIego. Ch . h D B . . . - nstop er u ose, Business Program Sophomore Nicolle Clifton received Boise State's Dunng the remainder of. . .. Student Employee of the Year award for exceeding the reception, attendees were lIbrary/ AcqulSltlons -Rebecca Langdon, Financial her job description at the International Business. treated to several songs per' -Cindy Daltzell, Elementary Aid Iorrned by the BSU Men's Education/Specialized Studies . -Sandra Quinn, Health Studies Program on campus. Clifton also boasts a number of Chorus, led by James Jirak, -Jarnie Rubelt, Homemaker -Shawna Burch, SUB . extracurricular activties including involvement in the while they mingled and ate Service/Respiratory Therapy Promotions Black Student AHiance and the BSUAmbassadors. She refreshments. -Jennifer Lees, Civil -Stefanie Wood, The Arbiter caUs winning the award" a bit surprising." Engineering Dept.

talk about poverty and related prob- Sara Millon ., _ lems. Roger Simmons of United Vision NewsWriler _ for Idaho will present a slide show o you know how many children in the world from Linda Anooshian's public study on don't get enough to eat? Get a taste of reality poverty and homelessness among children. Jack D by "drawing your fate" at the BSU'sVolunteer Flippence will discuss what it takes to live in Idaho Poverty in the United States: on a low income. Krista Ziebarth plans to speak Service Board (VSB) Hunger Banquet Thursday night. o Almost 13 percent of the U.S.population-approxi. about a child health insurance program. When each guest arrives, they will discover whether mately 35.6 million people-lives below the poverty Jhey get to eat a gourmet banquet meal, a restrict· Hands-on activities at the banquet will also level. ed meal or an insufficient one. reveal the intensity of the situation, says Lawson. The food will be dispersed according to the glob- She and several other VSBmembers recently.attend- o Forty percent of poor Americans are children. al distribution of wealth. About 55 percent of the ed a similar banquet in Salt Lake, which they o A 40·hour per week minimum wage job before describe as an eye-opening experience. Finally, world's population lives in poverty, says Toni Lawson, taxes pays $10.712. agencies throughout the community will distribute . VSBdirector. This means 55 percent of the peo- o Children make up 40 percent of the U.S.homeless pte who attend the banquet get the not-so-great pertinent information. People will have the chance population. meals. to sign up to donate time, money or whatever else Ways to fight hunger: Not only is hunger a problem in third world they wish. Written matedal will also be available for ~0- countries, it is also a reality right here in Idaho. those interested in getting further involved. o Donate excess food from catered functions to a ,.- ~_ The banquet aims to promote awareness of the ~">.' Lawson stresses the fact that people can local food rescue program. ,.- worldwide dilemma on a local level. It will atso:' become active at a variety of levels. The banquet o Volunteer at the Idaho Food Bank. work on a com- 'C ~ give students the opportunity to get involved in offers a chance for students and community memo munity garden or serve meals at a food assistance bers to learn about Idaho's poverty situation. "If ~ a variety of ways, says Lawson. center. ~ The Hunger Banquet takes place in the nothing else, " comments the VSBdirector, "you have o Encourage teachers to incorporate hunger and ~ Hatch Ballroom at 6:30 p.m., and speakers will a chance to get a great meal for four bucks!" aJ poverty education into their curricula. F 7 ----J I ~K. ~m Achterberg addresses "What is Medicine?" this weekend for $120 the public both days. the connection between free trade show of complemen- p.m. April 17. For more information, a con- Beth Schmidt ------mind and body. It also tary and alternative therapies Registration fees for the two- ference pamphlet, trade show Sprrialto Thr Arbilrr delves into the past, pre- related health-cere products and day conference cost $100 for applications, or IACAT member eanne Achterberg, Ph.D., an sent and future of the potent services. Those exhibits will be IACATmembers and $120for ron- benefits call IACAT at 208·385· . international authority on realm of imagination as a healer. open to the public 10:30 a.m.·9 members. Spaceis limited but the J guided imagery as a healing OnApril 17, workshopswill p.m. April 16 and 8:30 a.m.·6 trade show exhibits are free to 7377. technique and advocate of com- be~n ~ 8:30 a.m., feaWring ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ plementary medicine, will visit Idaho practitioners presenting MTV, young people, align Boise this weekend to present a such topics as AcuYoga, Eating keynote address and workshop for Right for Your Blood Type, hi- h C 1- , 11 the first conference of the Idaho Neurofeedback and Specialized t emse ves wit 1nton s ca Association of Complementary Kiniseology. AcuYogaparticipants and Alternative Therapies. It will will learn approaches for tension to pass hate cri me Iegistetton take place held at the Holiday Inn relief along with combining accu- . Convention Center near the Boise pressure and specific yoga pos- "Fight for Your Rights: crimes with them, meaning the Kelly Millington Tedl --. f· Take a Stand Against media and entertainment indus- r , Airport on April 16 and 17. tures. Specialized Kiniseology EdiiOi in Chirl ---' focuses on the electro-magnetic Violence" campaign, tries pick up the slack "and Registration fees body and its connection between astfall's murder of Matthew found that 91 percent of young should be an important part of an awareness/education effort." for the two-day mind/body integration. Shepard slapped the nation people "feel that hate crimes are Other experiential workshops in the face with the reality a national crisis and that not Meanwhile on April 6, conference cost L include Healing with Color, Sound, of hate crimes. And now, local enough is being done to prevent President Clinton urged Congress S100 for IACAT and Movement, Shamanic and national government agen- them in the United States." to pass pending federal hate members and S120 Journeying and Homeopathic cies and private entities are get· The figures also showed that crimes legislation. He said it would strengthen current laws by Psychotherapy. ting involved. 95 percent of respondents want for non-members. extending situations where prose- Achterberg's work is well For example, last Tuesday's hate crime legislation expanded Space is cutions can be brought for violent known within the medical corn- daylong forum held at 6SU high- to defend sexual orientation, crimes motivated by bias based limited •••exhibits munity. Nurses and counselors lighted discussions about hate gender and disabilities. on race, caior, religion or nation- are open to public. nation-wide are familiar with her crimes, including their history in "Moreover,"MTV says, "the alorigin. Idaho, legal issues, and how to poll found that the majority of work .. She has authored such Clinton also announced a become more involved in fighting young people would either be A graduate of Texas A&.M, books as Imagery in Healing and partnership to "teach tolerance such offenses. afraid or unwilling to react if con- Achterberg is a psychologist who Womanas Healer. The senior edi- in middle schools." Organizations tor of Alternative Therapies jour- At the same time, MTV: fronted with a hate crime and focuses on alternative therapies including Court TV, AT&.T, the Music Television released a poll that 17 percent of 12 to 24-year- for healing. Her keynote address, nal, she works as a scientist and National Middle School supporting President Clinton's olds polled know someone who "What is Medicine?" on April 16 at . professor of psychology who has Association and the Anti- 1 p.m., explores the expanding also taught and lectured at the "call for Congress to pass hate has been a victim of hate crime." A large number of young Defamation League are teaming field of accepted healing tech- University of Texas and Saybrook crime legislation and the adminis- people said they don't believe up to combat hate crimes in niques. Her four-hour workshop, in SanFrancisco, among others. tration's announcement...on pre- their parents and teachers are America. If]1agery as a Healing Technique, During Achterberg's visit to venting hate crimes," says the discussing the issues of hate looks at guided imagery as a tool Boise, the IACATwill also host a press release. for healing, self·exploration and The poll, part of MTV's ENHANCED Mcmory/Rceall Be free of test stress/anxiety r--~~-·_~~~:~~:~~~:':···_·-l IMPROVED Clarity in your thought processes _: NO PERFORMING TALENT REQUIRED I'~ - EASILY AND NATURALLY I~: You can win fame and .fortune as I?aho's. II. THROUGH HYPNOSIS ~j representative in the nationally televised MISS ;1, • Alf>o· ., USA or Miss Teen USA Pageant. State II Sell Hypnosls Gnel/Loss Recovery \. :: finals will be held September 24 & 25, 1999 II includes: a Jason Ellis, Powell Mini Logo Complete, Past Life Regress.ions ~iin Nampa. 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''We hope to Two full days were spent on this FIrestone, to replace the original Doreen Marlinek _ Monetary donations from the turn the water on in PVC material which had startedto NrwsWrilrfl _ community also made this possi- . removal task, a virtually impossi· the stream by the first ble one by hand. The weight of crack and split, forming holes.He ork on the living stream ble. part of May," Thompson says. some of the boulders is estimated also supplied a crew to install the which graces the outdoor The current plan allows time The Harry W. Morrison at over 2,000 pounds. liner over the bentonite andsealit exhibit at the Nature Foundation offered a challenge W for the water to run before plac- Bentonite, a clay substance to the concrete walls of the win· . Center continues. The long ing fish back in the stream. "If we grant for $10,000, which must be donated by Robertson Supply, has dow viewing stations. Seamsinthe process of dismantling is almost find any major problems, it is met by matching private dona- been spread over sand. along the new liner have strips of the same finished, and reconstruction much easier to turn the water off tions. First graders at Boise's windows lining the stream, as well material glued into place where recently began at the popular site again without fish in the stream," McMillan Elementary School col- as on the original liner where the the edges meet. The crew of which has been closed since mid· lected over $200 in pennies, nick· Thompson explains. new one will be overlaid. A pow- Quality Tile Roofing .employees January. Thompson saysit is thanks to ets and dimes which they donated dery material when dry, the ben- worked as a team cutting, shap· Idaho Dept. of Fish and donations by local companies to the Nature Center, "Every cent tonite swells to 200 times its size ing, and lifting the heavymaterial Game employees and volunteers such as Bitterroot Construction, has been put toward the repair," when wet. If future leaks develop, before smoothing it againstthe have been hard at work since Robertson Supply, Quality Tile Thompson notes. the bentonite will expand to fill concrete walls. then to permanently repair the Roofing, and the Morrison' Bitterroot Construction any holes or other open spaces in Engineers at the Morrison· leaks and other problems at the Knudsen Company that repair donated the useof a back hoe and the liner, effectively' sealing them Knudsen Cornpeny offered their site. costs have not stopped the reno- operator to move huge boulders off before they cause damage. advice and expertise on the pro· Terry Thompson, vation project in its tracks. away from the viewing window Pat Large. of Quality Tile ject free of charge. Theyspent Superintendent of the Nature "The cost of materials and stations along the stream path. Roofing donated the new 45 mil- many hours analyzing and Center, says it has been a long labor offered to aid in the repair This was necessaryto allow access

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Scott Bonner Boise ___ Editorial_~- Despite the lack of lively to do just that. Her enthusiasm well as allow" students to read After watching the debates, debate, one candidate stood out: 'teacher evaluations. Looking" back at the "reviewing candidate materials demonstrates exactly the kind of Bott and Brown came across Angela Babcock. Angry about only ASBSUdebates and speaking with the running energy and power needed to as a polished, professional team- being able to stay in the campus students, we support Jason infuse ASBSU. The spring campaign for the epitome of a well-run politi- computer labs until 3 p.m. on Stubbers and Jessica Dempster as Dempster seemed to over- ASBSUoffices attracted most can- cal machine. Heading the senate Saturdays, Babcock took action. president and vice-president. We shadow Stubbers throughout the She worked her way onto the didates to last week's debates and the rest of ASBSUwould pose harbor some concerns about debate. She answered questions before a sizeable student turnout little difficulty for the two frater- computer governance committee Stubber's lack of experience, but more frequently than he and in the Student Union Building. nity brothers. But, we feel there as a means to solve her own prob- strongly believe in his vision and spoke with more authority and While an excellent opportunity is little promise of innovation and lem, and perhaps improve the enthusiasm. Besides, he's part of power. Yet when they did answer for voters to have candidates change with their leadership. In campus for all students. Babcock the Dempster package, and we questions jointly, the audience has proven, by her past desire to come to them, the debates didn't saw an efficient team that shares spite of all its good work, student give students a chance to interact fully support her as government seemed stale this enact change, that she can and t. V-PoDempster's strong desire a strong and unified viewpoint. with office seekers. The pre- year. Boise State needs action, will serve as an active, innovative and will to reform the senate and And, while we admire selected questions excluded the ideas and evolution. Boise State legislator. work closely with officers to Mireles and Farrugia's idealistic audience from asking which issues needs Stubbers and Dempster. enact change in ASBSUmakes her goal to align themselves with stu- matter most to candidates. A final word the obvious choice. Sheis a strong dents before acting on any issue, The senate debates leader, an innovative thinker, a implementing such a stance We're not going to preach The executive race would prove difficult. Without a persuasive speaker and a doer. The senate debates, about the importance of voting. clear position and firm opinions The executive race has As an active participant in while professional and well-orga- All we have to say is this: if BSU's on at least some items, we fear student government is going to go attracted nothing but strong peo- ASBSU, Dempster will push for nized, were much less spicy than they could be easily manipulated where students want it to, they ple. Politically experienced Matt more student involvement as well the executive match-up. Much of by those with strong, pressuring Bott and his running mate Mike as senate accountability and visi- this pertains to the fact that the must vote. An apathetic voice agendas. Leaders must be able to Brown face the energetic Jason bility. During the debates she College of Social Sciences and equals a silent voice. make firm decisions, and must Stubbers and Jessica Dempster as mentioned that all BSUstudents Public Affairs remains the only know their positions. We did like well as active ASBSUparticipants have a voice-they simply need contested race, featuring three Editorials reflect the the opinions and support their idea to restruc- The Arbiter's senior staff· " Ignacio Mireles and Carolyn representatives listening to them. candidates. of ture the senate-at-large office as Farrugia. Dempster would motivate senate

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Intentions, as it took place in to stay, hoping other elements of panion to passover My Seattle, but again leaning on Asencion Ramirez, -- Favorite Martian at the. film would sufficiently Columnisl _ .beautiful, trendy people took the video store. improve. The humor in the film, how- away from the production. The feel lowe an apology to my Frankly the trend felt more audio-visual geek who reprised ever, escaped me. The crowd fans and others who tolerated annoying . than anything. the role of Shakespeare's Puck / my two week absence as of Hollywood insists on retelling the around us laughed at references to oral sex, vocalized their squea- disappeared faster than an early late. Honestly, it wasn't due to a same story over and over again. warm spell in Idaho and so did case of spring fever, but rather a Worse still, the general public mishness when Sarah Michele Gellar kissed a female co-star and most of the real laughs. late flu season that produced a gobbles up this fodder with relish Wasit worth it to reprise any howled most every time sex was mind shattering, chest thumping, and} too often, without consider- of these productions over again? neighbor waking cough that ation of the necessity or intent of referred to by the f-word. I guess those things were funny. They Adding Hercules to the other pushed me to seek better living the original work. were humorous when Cheech and two seems strange, but because through chemistry. was not the original story is significantly Codeine, I discovered, is Chong did them, but apparently without its merits, as is the case changed, some' examination is with most of these movies. I was the rest of the audience missed over-rated. due. In typical boyish curiosity, I quickly sickened by the behavior those antics the first time around. was drawn to the Greek myth Something about Hollywood, of the characters and came close Perhaps those low-brow gags because of the hero's legendary besides the poor quality of work, to walking out. I stopped short, no longer appeal to me in myoid strength. That strength was por- has really been bothering me partly because my date offered age. Or perhaps, I wasn't fooled trayed in the animated film in the lately. The problem was made leaving as an option, but I came to by the Armani suits, Gucci bags usual Disney fashion, between apparent after spring break when realize that if I was getting mad it and Versace dresses. A jerk is a song and dance numbers. I took stock of the entertainment must have been for some reason. jerk is a jerk, and tony costumes However, the animators and cre- I'd enjoyed recently. I caught the (I would have preferred to shock coupled with country club settings ators left an important part of the tail end of Hercules on the Disney my date by stranding her there, couldn't disguise what a step Herculean myth: familial homi- Channel one night; joined a gang but she did away with the ele- backwards this film was compared of my friends Saturday to take in ment of surprise. Plus, I hate to to Dangerous liaisons. cide. In the originz' version our the re-hash of Shakespearecalled do what she tens me to.) The Ten Things I Hate About You, hero didn't take up the twelve Ten Things I Hate About You; writers and actors had carried a short list if you ask me, also labors to play nemesis to a guy endured the Dangerous Liaisons- through their duties well enough relied on f~ord comedy. It was light rendition in Cruel Intentions to make me hate them within the slightly less pretentious than the with a fiery hairdo. Hercules was' ;and, thankfully, pushed my com- span'of a few minutes. I elected private-school kids of Cruel out to make amends for killing his

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Ddmon Hunzeker _ the specifics, I'm sure MYMOM: "Sure ... he never BARTENDER:"Spike! Rico! UTAHBARTENDER:"Hi, can I ColulDllisl ---JI the following conversa· dies. He's a magic rabbit." get you anything?" his has become an amazing- tion occurred at some point in We've got a foreigner! He's from ly apathetic nation. We my childhood: ME: "Aaah! So he's more Nevada. Repeat: He's from THIRSTY RUSSIAN: "Da. went through an impeach· powerful than Jesus?" Nevada. Attack!" T Vodka, please. Leave bottle." ment trial while 90 percent of the ME: "What's Easter, The memberships and spon- country thought it was a poorly Mommy?" MY MOM: "Absolutely. Jesus sorshipsare bad enough. I mean, .UTAH BARTENDER: "Oh, written mini-series. Now we're wasn't that tough. He was just what are these people getting shucks, I'm sorry, I can't sell you killing Serbs, turning American MYMOM:"Easter is all about really nice. If you calmly look for sponsored for? Typically, you the whole bottle-just one ounce troops into P.O.W.'s-and still, Jesusbeing crucified." the eggstomorrow and don't ask sponsorsomeone involved in one at a time. But you're only nobody's interested. Kosovo just too many questions, everything of those defeat ·heart -disease- allowed to have two ounces in doesn't grab our national etten- ME: "What does 'crucified' will be fine. And don't tell any- by·walking scams. But Utah front of you at any given tion. I don't even know if any' mean?" one we had this conversation." expects you to sponsor some- moment, unless it's past 6:47 on .body would care if we bombed one's ability to approach a level Friday, in which case we're MYMOM:"Well, it can mean Sodon't blame Mormonsfor Costco. But this collective torpor allowed to inject one 'happy being weird. All Christians are of stupor that can only be in which we find ourselves is dan- 'to subject someone to harsh ounce' into your thigh intra- supposedto make up wacky sto- achieved with dangerous booze. gerous. Once you have aban- treatment.' But in the case of venously, provided you bring a ries and lie to their children. And what happens if you're doned all interest in your horne- our Savior, it means nailing note from John Stockton saying Utah needsto be destroyed for a stewed to the gills when your land's policies, you can be easily someone's hands and feet to a it's OK. Youknow, just a formali· more important reason: sense- membership expires? I suppose tricked. It's important for all wooden cross until-" ty. Oh, could you please remove less drinking rules. I just you suddenly become sober. Americans to share a goal, a corn- that furry hat? They're illegal in returned from Ogden~which, on Otherwise, you would be violat· mon belief, kind of like defeating ME: "Aaah!" Utah unless you have a Furry Hat the surface, appears to be a nor- ing Utah's legislative buffoonery. the Nazis and exploring the membership stamp on the back mal American city. Only when But in addition to the above, moon. Here's my suggestion: MY MOM: "Oh, don't worry. of your right hand. , can get you you decide to have a drink is the Utah bars also impose silly ancil· Let's blow up Utah. He came back to life after being an application. What did you dark side of Utah revealed. The lary rules. First of all, a disclaimer-I revived by a giant rabbit. The order again?" process goessomething like this: For instance, in certain think some of my family resides rabbit kept the Messiah alive establishments, the bartender with hard-boiled eggs." THIRSTY RUSSIAN: "Nyet! in Utah. Idon't want them to get CUSTOMER:"Hi, I'd like a can't serve imported beer over hurt. So everyone related to me the counter. He or she has to Nyet, Utahvski! Nyetl" rum and Coke, please." should be granted political asy- ME: "A bunny with eggs?Are remove the cap, walk around the As you can see, there's no lum elsewhere. Then we can .you sure it wasn't a chicken?" bar, hand you the beer, and then BARTENDER:"No problem. excuse for the 45th state. walk back behind the bar to col· safely destroy their pestilent just need to see your I MY MOM: "Positive. Just I'll Something went wrong long ago. state. lect your money. If, however, you approved membership applica- If we all work together, we can The following comprises all trust me. Rabbits used to lay order an American beer, the bar- tion, a list of respectable corn- defeat Utah and its intrusive of Utah's redeeming features: eggs back then. Anyway, eventu· tender hands it to you directly munity members who have restrictions upon unfettered srow-capped mountains, Zion ally, the Easter Bunnyhad to hide over the counter. And you can't agreed to sponsoryour disgusting alcohol consumption. Imagine National Park, and Karl Malone. all of the pastel·colored eggs, order a double-unless, of behavior, and a signed copy of the nation coming together as Other than that, Utah is irretriev- because Jesus became addicted course, you request a "sidecar" our waiver, promising that you one, a proud country aligned in ably screwed·up. By the way, I'm to them. Boy, did he love eggs." to accompany the rest of your don't mind paying for watered· principle and spirit, ready to not condemning Utah for the drink. The "sidecar" is filled with down, pathetic excusesfor ako- annihilate Utah-just like a finely usual reason-Mormonism. I'm ME: "Why were the eggscol· a shot-but only one ounce, not holic beverages." tuned athlete preparing to shed tired of people picking on ored?" an ounce·and·a·half like every a few unnecessary pounds. They Mormons. Sure, some of their other state, because we're in CUSTOMER:"All right, here's can always rebuild. And if they customs are a little strange. But MYMOM:"Well, they had to Utah, and the inhabitants of my file. Ithink it contains all the can't do it on their own, we that can be said about all be brightly colored, because, as Utah drink poisoned water every' information you'll require." can implement another Christians-the only religion that everyone knows, Jesus loves day which makes,them believe Marshall Plan. That way, we ~ expects its members to lie to neon. And now, 2000 years later" everything should,be slower and I'll BARTENDER:"Hmmm .. , this can once again join togeth· ~ their children about an old man the big rabbit will hide eggs for more complicated. Then you looks adequate. but you forgot to er, this time to fix the house ~ who brings them toys to honor you, too." take the "sidecar" and dump it sign Form C, Section 126 ... we just knocked down. It's -; in your drink. And it's that easy- their Savior's birth and a big rab· Thanks ." OK, can I see your ME: "Why doesn't he just called patriotism. Now let's ~ bit which hides chicken embryos now you have a double! ~ I.D.?" get to work on the bumper from them to honor His death and give me the eggs? I don't even What are they going to do like eggs. I'm scared: By the stickers. concomitant Resurrection; I hap' CUSTOMER:"Sure. Here you when the Olympics are held in pen to be writing this on Easter way-the bunny is still alive?" Salt Lake? go." Sunday. Although I don't recall _. ' - - - - . - - - - ..------... , - - ." - ..,. .;. - .' - - . _ - - '. ------~' ••• """"="". --.=....-~,,'-,'='~~"="'~"~~

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population Shakespeare in Love Affairs at BSU: Psychology 101 Best course at BSU: Dr. Presidential Candidates If you were stuck on a desert- Major: Communication Skillern's Contemporary Political ed island with only one person /Secondary Education Jason Stubbers Ideologies from BSU, who would it be? My Member, Computer Running with Jessica e Do you believe in alien; best friend Autumn Governance Committee Dempster abduction? Yes What's the meaning of life? Sign: Sagittarius Major: Music Education . Last movie you saw: Strange There isn't a lot of meaning in life Would you support outfitting Sign: Aries campus security with riot gear for Brew Crunchy or Smooth PB? on Earth-it's what's after this life Y2K? As long as they had big guns Smooth that's important to make them feel important. Best course you've taken at Crunchy or smooth PB? BSU:Private voice lessons Carolyn Faruggia Matt Bott Crunchy Last movie you watched: Runningwith Ignacio Mireles Best course you've taken at Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Major: Bachelor of Applied Matt Bott BSU: Math class from Tarah Do you believe in alien Science Running with Mike Brown Sheehan abduction? No, I don't Current ASBSU Recycling Major: Criminal If you were stuck on a desert- If you were stuck-on a desert- Director Justice/Political Science ed island with only one person ed island with only one person Sign: Capricorn Current Vice-President from BSU, who would it be? from BSU, whowould it be? My . Crunchy. or smooth PB? Sign: Taurus Buster Bronco-You never know sister Smooth Liz Drennon Crunchy or smooth peanut If you could accomplish only .when that costume will come in butter? Just plain jelly one aini while in office, what handy. Do you believe in alien Vice-President Candidates Liz Drennon would it be? Restructure ASBSU Last movie you watched: abduction? Rarely, but yes Rented MTV's Celebrity Graduate Mike Brown senate Best course you've taken at DeathMatch- Monica vs. Hillary Major: History IGraduate Running with Matt Bott If you were stuck on a desert- BSU:Tumbling What's the meaning' of life? Current Graduate Senator Major: Political Science ed island with only one person To have a good time and be happy Libra Current Chief-of-Staff from BSU, who would it be? . Ignacio Mireles If you were stuck on a Ignacio, of course! before you die. Running with Carolyn Sign: Sagittarius deserted island with only one Crunchy or smooth PB? Last movie you watched: Farrugia person from BSU, who would id Cruel Intentions Major: Criminal Smooth be? First choice: Matt Bott; a Do you believe in alien Do you believe in alien Justice/Spanish Second choice: Bart HendriCkS! abduction? Well, I watch the X- ASBSU Personnel Selection abduction? No Crunchy or smooth PB? Best course you've taken at Files religiously ... so maybe I do. Director Smooth BSU:Jurisprudence Sign: Taurus senate Candidates Best course you've taken at If you were stuck on a desert- BSU: Medieval Drama ed island with one person from Jessica Dempster Last movie you watched: Running with Jason Stubbers BSU, who would it be? Carolyn Antz Major: Political Science Farrugia ASBSULobbyist What was the last movie you Josh Beebe Sign: Libra saw? City of Angels Social Sciences & Public If you could only accom- If you could accomplish only one objective while in office, Affairs ~ plish one objective while in Major: Political Science 0- what would it be? "One thing" ::_ office, what would it be? By Resident Advisor, Towers hall would be to accomplish all our ~ the next ASBSUpresidential Sign: Pisces ~ goals! ~ election, to have 100 per- If you could accomplish only Best course at BSU: Reasoned Angela Babcock • cent better voter turn-out one objective while in office, ..... Discourse from Marty Most-I'd 2 than this year what would it be? To get more recommend it to anyone Angela Babcock ~ Best course ever taken involvement from the student Freet Hale C1I Last movie you watched: Social Sciences & Public F 17 _ [ __ - Aprtl14,l999 (over features competition, senate sees new faces ones thrown in for good measure: 'Candidates for

Went with wife to see an "emo- Last movie you watched: senator face Fred Hale tionally touching film." The Mod Squad Social Science &: Public Crunchy or smooth PB? Joel Spring Affairs Crunchy off in debates Major: political Science Do you believe in alien Education Jessi Loerch _ uting student fees. abduction? Anything's possible, Major: Physical In other money political Science Association News EditOf _ Education/Pre-Physical Therapy matters, Beebe said an Treasurer but as a scientist I need proof Sign: Cancer hile only one seat in this increase in parking permit costs, Sign:Libra semester's ASBSUsenate rather than a rise in studerit fees, If you could only accomplish Do you believe in alien race remains contested, abduction? Yes W should cover the cost of the new one aim while in office, what all the candidates met to discuss Do you ski or snowboard and parking garages.. wouldit be?To make registration issuesfacing BSUduring the April Hale admitted that he had what was your worst moment? I ahappyprocess 6 debate. negative reasons for running for ski-worst moment: hanging over Crunchy or smooth PB? For the College of Social senator due to problems he has a cliff Crunchy Sciencesand Public Affairs, three encountered while trying to get If you could accomplish only Wouldyou support outfitting students are running for the sen- his education. But, he feels opti- one objective while in office, ate seat: Josh Beebe, Angela BSUsecurity with riot gear for mistic that he can help make what would it be? Campusescort Babcock and Fred Hale. Each changes. He advocated fiscal Y2Kl University police-no, but program elaborated on their positions responsibility, saving monev can Boisepolice, yes Josh Rycbert Best course you've taken at regarding issues induding setting be spent and used more responsi- Last movie you watched: A atconot on campus, skyrocketing bly. He also discussed changes BSU:Educational psychology Bug's Life Josh Rychert tuition and the upcoming parking needed to the registration Do you believe in alien Sign: Leo garage. process and that transferring Do you believe in alien Babcock considers the com- from another school should abduction?Yes, I do abduction? To an extent. Aliens puter lab hours an important become mor; pleasant. He interact in ways we don't see issue. Shehopes to extend those opposed alcohol on campus say- times, especially on Saturdays. ing '" personally can't support Crunchy or smooth PB? She discussed alcohol sales, say- something on our school that Crunchy ing changing laws to allow alcohol would cause... a tragedy." If you were stuck on a on campus should not become a Liz Drennon hopes to contin- deserted island with only one priority because more pressing ue serving in her current position person from BSU, who would it i .' issuesdeserve attention: as graduate senator. Shestressed be?My father Ot.."..""...... ~'-' Babcockemphasizedthat the' communication, education and David Tuck university should focus on tutition leadership as ways to improve increases, but added, '" won't BSUand increase student involve- ment. She discussed The Arbiter John Sonmez promise you I'll turn down every David Tuck and modifications she would like Mike Quinn Arts &: Science fee increase." at Businessa Economics Finally, she encouraged stu- to see, including editorial deci- Major: Computer Science Mike Quinn Major: Accounting dents to vote for her because of sions being made by a group, rec- Assistant Network d: HealthSciences Sign: Cancer her action-oriented nature and ognizing notable students, pro- Administrator Major: Environmental Health Crunchy or smooth? Crunchy diverse connections on the BSU moting non-traditional student Sign: On the ellipses & Biology What was the last movie you campus. groups and becoming more ;! between Gemini and Cancer Making information available informative and less ere- ~ Current Health Sciences watched? Saving Private Ryan If you could accomplish only to students and encouraging stu- ative. She concluded by S: Senator Best course you've taken at (j) one aim while in office, what dent involvement constituted a encouraging students to .... Sign:Scorpio BSU:Accounting • would it be? Fix the parking recurring theme as Beebe spoke. vote, saying, "There is no ~ If you were stuck on a Do you believe in alien He advocated making campus problem on this campus we ~ . problem deserted island with only one abduction? No Best course you've taken at jobs more available to help offset can't solve together." "$. personfrom BSU, who would it the rising cost of tuition. He also "I will be accountable ~ BSU:Math 187 -0 bel Dr. Bob Rychert-because he focused on the importance of and I will be responsible," -0 HoW are you preparing for hasinteresting stories from the financial responsibility in distrib- Mike Quinn promised as he Y2K? Living on as normal sixties Photos by Jim Allen Last movie you watched: ", .. ~ .. ,;_ :7'~":.~

April 14,1999 _I 11-__ 18 cover Stubbers/ Dempster They note this would KellyMillington Teall_---- especially benefit peo- Edilorin Chirll __ --- ple who must adhere to nyet another year of ASBSU work schedules. elections at Boise State Dempster says Peg Blake, IUniversity, the same unsolved BSU's Vice-President of Student issuesdominate candidates' plat- Affairs, has already approved forms. Parking, upgrading student extending the office's hours from health insurance and making BSU 8 a.m.-5 p.m. to 8 a.m.-6 p.m. more user-friendly certainly con- Dempster and Stubbers would stitute worthy goals, but each of prefer to see the department these items has laden tickets for open until 7 p.m. 'and say the years, and results seem scarce. administration seems willing to Jason Stubbers and Jessica work with them on that point. Dempster are tired of the lack of Dempster saysBlake "had no idea follow-through on campaign there are only two phone reps to promises. That's why they're handle thousands of requests. Last week's debates attracted 'a.number of students who seeking election to the executive These offices are the face of BSU! both listened and took part in formulating new ideas for student government. ticket of ASBSU President and That is really. the core that needs by saying "My main goalis to who you vote for, vote." Vice-President. to be revamped." spoke to students in the audi- Helping non-traditional stu- "I could've taken a poster Sheposits that paying for the serve asa voice for the Collegeof ence. He advocated expanded dents via daycare, improving reg- from four years ago [with the staff increase should come from E~gineering students; they don't volunteerism and student health istration processes and raising , same issues on it]," Dempster hiring more work study students, have the time." insurance reform at BSU during money for student organizationsexdaims. ''Why is nothing being as the.federal government covers the debate. Quinn stated that as Joel Spring hopes to see more involvement of students in were issues Dave Tuck covered done?The other tickets have great those costs. tuition costs continue to rise during the debate. He said that ideas, but say, 'We're going to Next, Dempster and Stubbers daily activities on campus and in great care should be taken to the large number of non-trads on brainstorm. 'It's time to start see a pressing need to "create a student government. He also said make sure the money coming in campus they deserve attention. implementing. We've. already unified campus community." But he believes a strong student gov- goes to the exact place it was He added that providing daycare done the research... we have the how to bring together over 16,000 ernment can work with the state altotted. at social events would increase experience, although experience traditional and non-traditional Josh Rychert, running as a to help alleviate skyrocketing the number of BSUstudents able doesn't buy success-people buy students?Reintroduce the campus write-in candidate for the College costs for tuition. He encourages to get involved. Throughout the success. We are taking student yearbook and provide child care of Engineering, said he wants to autonomy within The Arbiter, discussion Tuck stressed the. government back to the people at student functions, the duo serve as a conduit for students. and also added that as long asthe importance of getting a solid edu- who fund it, rather than the peo- answers. He spoke against allowing alcohol paper continues to respond to cation and said that tuition costs ple who run it. " Dempster recounts that she letters and opinions he remains on BSU's campus. 'The use of will need to rise to allow for that Dempster and Stubbers say and Stubbers talked with students alcohol impairs judgment and happy. He also believes that the education.. they're ready to tackle the tough and faculty at the University of increases the risk of damage to parking garage should be paid for "I don't want BSU to be a stuff, and that their platform California Berkely as well as the personal property. Therefore, I by permit increases. "Vote," blue light special," he said. reflects this attitude. University of Oklahoma regarding Spring concluded. "No matter can't support it." He concluded First, Stubbers and Dempster yearbooks. UC Berkeley recently say they will eliminate financial reinstated its annual, and the aid bureaucracy; they want to president of U of 0 told Dempster redirect the department's focus to it was one of the best moves the one of customer service. campus has made toward estab- ''We're tired of being treated lishing a unified school. as a number," Dempster points "This is a way to bring back out. "We're the number one cus- tradition. And it's a revenue-gen- tomer here." erating proposal," Dempster Stubbers nods in agreement explains. when Dempster adds, "Smiles She and Stubbers say that shouldn't cost." when they've presented the idea The two propose increasing to BSUstudents there has been staffing in the financial aid office "positive response all the way," during peak times so students noting that the opposing ticket don't have to stand in line for put yearbooks on their platform hours. Stubbersand Dempster also after they saw it on Dempster and. Photo by Jim Allen/The Arbiter Angela Babcock looks on as Josh Beebe exchanges points want the department to remain Stubbers'. , • , i , • " • •• .open an extra two Iiours per day.,. '. ~'We've already_researched of view with a fellow senate candidate. [ __ ApIilI.,1999 cover 19__ ---J tick~t doesn't mince words in spring campaign thIs stuff. We re tired of talkmg Dempster .and Stubbers assert Dempster dd th t h 't ' 't d ' " ' , , a s a s e about I , so we re gomg 0 0 It, that they WIll disseminate perti- wants to open the dorms a few they declare. nent information. This means days earlier than usual so stu- In another attempt to unify mailing a monthly newsletter to dents have more time to get to the BSU campus, Dempster and BSU students on the Boise and know the campus and thei lt Stubbers want to·' provide child, Canyon County campuses, says mates,nand take part I' acetl~IVI~t~1ies.e care at student functions, partie- ~tubbers. He, and Dempster will With that, Dempster and ularly those held by the ~tudent I~clude such mformation as flnan- Stubbers branch out into other Progra~s ~o~~d. They pomt out c,lal aid and other school dead· thoughts about their ticket. that th}s wI,ll really cate:, to non- lines, ,student teacher application "We're a really balanced trads,and smgle p~re~t~, as well deadlmes, events, advertisements ticket," Dempster muses. "Jason a~ral.semoney for individuat orga- for BoiseState license plates, and hasn't been in student govern- nizations. . ' , more. They would also make the ment and that brings a fresh per- After t~lkm~, the Idea over newsletter available on the spective to it. I've been here." with two umvernttes that already Internet. She and Stubbers believe off~r t~e serviCe-Montana State To pay for this, Dempster they can make student govern- Un~versl.tyand North Dakota State explains, "I'm willing to cut back ment run more the way they think umverslty-Dempst~r and on the ASBSUretreat to get this it should. Shesaysshewill correct Stubberssay they WIll seek volun- done. It will get done, and there problems such as the fact that teers from student organizations are ways to achieve that through ASBSU'sexecutive branch hasn't to babysit during events. Parents budgeting." She adds that ASBSU held a meeting in months, and the would be able to contribute funds include provisions for a senate recently held a meeting money via donation jars to help newsletter, but no one has fol· that was short by seven missing the volunteers, furthering a part· lowed through on it yet. members. nership that would benefit stu- Along those same lines, "We pay them; they work for dentsand their children. Stubbers and Dempster plan to us," she exclaims, Dempster says she's talked update Boise State's marketing Stubbers agrees, then with several athletes who say this materials for new students. They addressesconcerns that he does- would offer a great opportunity say that when they first applied, n't have the experience to lead a Current ASBSU lobbyist Jessica Dempster is running for them to get involved and help they received old information university. for vice-president alongside president hopeful fulfill their community service that was out of date and maccu- "I am the president of the Jason Stubbers. requirements. rate. The two want to update American Choral· Directors should change their titles from The next point presented by materials every semester. Association; I founded the Idaho "Second, I wanted to work "senator" to something less for- Stubbers and Dempster is to Finally, the Music Teachers Association.. .! do with senate. They are the agent of mal-Dempster asserts that it's "ensure student safety." They Stubbers/Dempster ticket intends have drive and. focus. You don't action. I know parliamentary pro- time to make sure the body works have met with Bob Siebolt, to increase student services. For have to have experience directly cedure and I would be a good for the students, not themselves. Director of Campus Safety, to talk example, says Stubbers, they in ASBSUto get things done." president of the senate. Third, we "I would do something about about lighting in shuttle shells would like to see BSU's health "The same people echoing work as a team. The other execu- it because it's an inappropriate aroundcampus because they con- insurance cover chiropractic, 'experience' are the ones who tive tickets are going to tell you useof student fees. But don't get siderthem dangerous. vision and dental care. He says appointed me [to be theBSU tob- they deserve this office because me wrong: some senators work "The bus runs until 11:00 Vice' President Blake has already byist]," Dempster points out. "I they have experience. But experi· very hard," Dempster notes. p.m.," says Dempster. "It's terri· added a vision and dental option might not have had the experi· ence doesn't get things done. She also questions why BSU fying standing in those things at for the upcoming semester. ence, but I had the drive. [Peg] Peopleget things done. Useexam- has 250 committees, why money night." Another example of increas- Blake started getting things done pies like PegBlake-she's changed gets cut from student organize- "They're accidents waiting to . ing student services would be to immediately. Vision without student health insurance in one tions and why different branches happen," comments Stubbers. "revamp orientation for dorm stu- action is inaction." year at BSU." of ASBSUseem to have a hard The two propose having the dents," says Dempster. She has That said, students may won- Stubbers adds that being time working together. Construction Management noticed that many oresidents der why Dempster, with undoubt· president is about being passicn- "l am frustrated," Organization work with BSU to don't seem motivated by the edly more experience, is running ate to serve students and look into ~ Dempster declares. "I've (1) improve lighting in the shells. same activities put on by .the for vice' president instead of pres- their needs. He compares the ~ been here four years and I'm Sf. Meanwhile, Dempster and dorms each year, and would like ident. She laughs, then outlines position to a metaphor of a musi· cal instrument. tired of stuff being passed ~ Stubbersalso want to make shut· to change that. three reasons. around, talked about and • tle stops. more visible. "Let's reunite dorms on cam- "First, we don't make the big "Without a talent nurtured or ~ researched. If we seem frus- 2: "Apparently there are 36 shuttle pus," she declares. "Let's delineation like everyone else perfected, the finest instrument trated, we are." And she and ~ stopson campus.Money was bud. increase activities to make them that the o~fice of the pre~ident is will stand silent," he says. Stubbers intend to do some- ~ geted to make signs more visible feel more at home. And we need for symbolic w~rk. Jaso~ISa hard In light of recent senate reso- -0 thing about that. -0 and...it didn't get done." to create a liaison between ASBSU worker; that Job requires some- lutions-including whether officers I J •• i.l ' After ,campus safety, and the dcnrs," " .. ' , ., oqe to be a hard worker.· ! >II , .•

.. April 14,1999 --- [ __ 20 OPllllOll .Piece of Your Mind MAGIC DRAGON Photos and interviews by Jim Allen/The Arbiter 6746 Glenwood, Boise, Idaho 83703 (208) 85~;·3683 What should be the top concern for CLASSIC Sixth Edition ASBSU candidates? Changes are coming to Magic the gathering New and interesting changes abound in this Sixth Edition of Magic Ron Hughes, the gathering. Freshman You be the judge! Ships April 26th "Keep the administrative process simple." " Weekly Magic Tournaments Saturdays @ Noon Prizes! Fun! Competition! -:-Format Changes Weekly Star Wars Trade & -Play Day 1:00 pm to 6:00 pm Every Sunday Crystal Paulson, Freshman Get An Attitude! "They should be more responsive " ruesdav $1.50 Wells to students' needs." & 1.00 Copper Camels " Wednesday $2.00/$2.75 pints $1.00 Mud Slides "Thursday $1.50 Wells $1 .00 Alabama shots "Friday & saturday $1.50 cans Rosa Flores, Wed. April 14. "M$~~;~Wells Freshman $2.00/2.75 pints $1 .00 Schnapps HOO I)Oll "sunday "Shelters to wait for the Snake $2.00/2.75 pints i IIt.elo.·s shuttle in." Thurs. April 15 s~~~~;;it18\. .Hoochi Coochie ·Men PAUL SUM~IERS : ' FRI. April 16 COOL TUNES~/TH! ' DA GROOVE Mon. Ap1'l11Q , ?Ie ~&t~ Iris Ocha, Great Dance~~~:1D witft, BBQ Bob Freshman Sat. April 17 Tues. Anril20. 'The raise in tuition and I~ZZIS DEAD .T'liJPbe TtI'Re'(lT the parking problem." nbute to the Greatful Dead ~ l{lVi~Ray to cg2.0]) ~ll1y J. . . _ -- ~ - - .. ~- - .. _ - _ _ -- .. - - - ,,~' _____ ------Aprilttt999 arts & entertainment 21 .....J Natalie Merchant gyps her fans ChnsTremblay ., tarists to make sure she If she wanted her fans· to Arbilerlntern knew how many songsshe understand just how much time atalie Merchant performed had left to play. "Four remained before they were Wednesday at the Idaho more songs?" After the fourth stripped of her graceful presence, NCenter. She didn't get a from the last song, she turned to then shameon her. However,few packedhouse. him again: 'That means three Boiseanscomplained. A riot did Shesangand danced, direct- left, right?" not occur as former Natalie fans ing her band with an occasional Chris Abbott, a fan visiting rushed the stage. turn of her hand, and ''Tempo from Ketchum, said, annoyed, . At least Natalie enjoyed her- . guys,tempo," snapping in the air. "It's almost like she wants to get self. She let her hair down, AsNatalie stood on a riser box, a off stage." throwing it about furiously. She few people grooved, .standing Natalie sang "These are the shook her behind and waved her upright, but most sat and smiled Days." She twirled and grooved, hands for part of her lyrical slightly like they were appreciat- not acting slightly modest in front dance, a swimming motion, real- inga fine sunset. of a crowd that knew they had ly. The volume of the instru- two songsleft, or maybe three. Abbott remarked, "I think she's pretty proud of what she's ments, including the sacred Another guy sounded a bit Natalie pipes, was raised high more pissed off: "That's f-king got going on." While seated at a piano, enoughto where every individual tacky, Natalie-you're ruining it!" "yeah," "wooh-hoo" and How about cutting Natalie accentuated by a large crystal vase full of white calla lillies, she "Natalie, I love you," could be some slack, guys?You know, she heardeasily. has a big important life. . kidded, "I could gyp you and just play 'Happy' Birthday.''' No, no People enjoyed only a tad At the end,' she quickly please, then you'd waste a pre- overtwo hours of Natalie for $i8. dashed off stage-later, Natalie!- cious song on crap, and only two Granted,the woman can sing bet- and the band tried to get through songsremained! . ter than most anyone on the plan- the last song without her. Fans The $28 ticket seemed a lot et, but it hurt to watch her con- paid a fat sum of money to hear like a $28 dollar dinner that only tinually counting her fingers. She Natalie remillding them that it's comes with so many shrimp. flashedthem at one of two gui- just about time she left. It seems that in Natalie Merchant's world, fans receive just what they order: a high qual- ity, limited experience. April music laden at Boise State cellist Jennifer Culp, begins at 8 p.m. TIckets cost violinist Margaret $13.50 and $9.50, available the Justin Endow ------week before the performance by Arts& Enlertdinmrnl EdilOI -I Batjer and violist RoxannJacobson. calling music professor Jeanne. pen your ears-the. remain- Belfy at 426-1216. The 10:30 der of April will be inun- a.m. April 17 performance is Duke Ellington Odated with campus music free. The less formal, education- performances, ranging from created more than al session allows audience inter- chamber music to Latin percus-, 2,000 action with quartet members. sion and swinging jazz. compositions Both performances take place in .April 16-17, the Bay Area's ranging from pop the Morrison Center Recital Hall. Dunsmuir Quartet will perform .April 23, the Boise ;i songs to for the Boise Chamber Music State Percussion Ensemble (II ~ Series finale. The group has concertos, film will perform a variety of Sf.~ received both critical and public scores, sacred Latin American pieces at ~ acclaim for performances music and a suite 7:30 p.m. Friday, April 23 in ~ throughout the West. It was the Morrison Center B125. ~ founded in 1986, first performing based on The performance will _~ at Oakland's historic Dunsmuir Shakespeare. feature various styles, ~

House. Members of the quartet including sambas, calypso ..0 include pianist .Jestin Blasdale, The April 16 performance and reggae. The ensemble Aprt114.1999 'i [ __ 22 arts & entertainment

President's Concert will feature $5 general admission, $3 seniors also will offer some children's and non-Boise State students and favorites, such as "Hakuna the music of Duke Ellington at 7:30 p.rn. at the Morrison Center free to Boise State students, fac- Matata" and "Under the Sea," ulty and staff. For more informa- Main Hall. themes from the Disney classics tion, call 426-3980. The Lion King and The Little Ellington's swinging jazz melodies filled America's dance .April 27, the Boise Tuesday Mermaid. halls from the 1930s through the Musicale sponsors a "Spring Tickets for the '60s. He created more than 2,000 Scholarship Soiree" for all the top music scholarship recipients. The concert run $5 compositions ranging from pop songs to concertos, film scores, concert will include pianists, general admission, sacred music and a suite based on vocalists and other orchestral ;, $3 seniors and Shakespeare. His best known hits instrumentalists. The Boise Tuesday Musicale is non-Boise State include "Sophisticated Lady" and "In a Sentimental Mood. " a non-profit organization commit- students and free Ellington is credited with taking ted to enriching Boise's music to Boise State jazz beyond dance hits, creating community, by providing out- students, faculty pieces that rivaled classical music' standing monthly music programs for the public'S enjoyment and and staff. compositions in complexity. The annual concert event scholarships for local music stu- will feature Boise State's dents. The recital will be held at the Tickets are $5 for general Symphonic Winds, the Esther Simplot Performing Arts admission, $3 for seniors and free Meistersingers, the Vocal Jazz Academy and is open to the public to all students and Boise State Quartet, the Vocal Jazz Sextet free of charge. faculty and staff. For more infor- and Instrumental Jazz and the mation, call 426-3980. Boise State Big Band. •April 25, the 1999 Tickets for the concert run

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disappointing soundtracks, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels should remain absent from the used section.

The Mod Squad SlevenZabel _ Soundtrack Arls & Enlrrtdinmrnl Wrilrr _ Elektra Records Lock, Stock,. & Two The Matrix Soundtrack Maverick Records Smoking Barrels Soundtrack Speaking of soundtracks, MaverickRecords The Mod Squad and The Matrix albums make up classic examples of disappointing movie music. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Both CDs should see good sales Barrels is the soundtrack Quentin continuing a few weeks after Tarantinowishes he'd recorded. their release dates because of Normally, soundtracks just the big name artists and hype offer poorly-made mix tapes used associated with them. However, to increasemarketing for movies. ro matter how many junior high Everynow and then, though, fans The soundtrack to kids go to the mall and buy one get lucky: a CD comes around of these turkeys, the fact that you can, actually listen to the critically remains that both lack signifi· overand over, unlike the one for admired British cant songs. Pulp Fiction. The soundtrack to film, Lock, Stock, I can grant a little leeway to thecritically admired British film, The Mod Squad soundtrack Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking and Two Smoking because each of the thirteen Barrels marks another of the few Barrels marks tracks. come from the movie. soundtracksworth purchasing. Nowadays, it's rare that any of a In the U.K. the album has another of the film's likable tunes appear on its Again, there are enough stars alreadygone platinum. Two songs soundtrack. On the other hand, section. Bentley had five extra few soundtracks to light up the album, but too fromsoul and funk legend James The Matrix only features eight free songsto use and he blew it. worth purchasing. many satellites clutter the pro- Brown propel the album. "The out of the thirteen cuts found in There isn't a whole lot to say duction. By far the brightest and Boss"and "The Payback" may not about The Mod Squad soundtrack. the movie. most notable include "Here But rank Brown's most recognizable Jason Bentley, music super- It contains cuts by Busta Rhymes Gone (Part II)" by Curtis Mayfield works, but they present among visor for The Matrix, tried to par- ("Party is Gain' Over Here"), Music fans may also find the (produced by Lauryn Hill) and someof his best to date. allel the original's atmosphere. Everlast ("The Ends"), Bjork movie more interesting with the Morphine's "You're an Artist." The British pop group Ocean 'The songs on the soundtrack featured acting part played by Unfortunately, it's extremely rare ColourScene also helps charac- were selected to represent the All those little 13 Sting. Despite many pointless, that two songs make an album terizethe vibeof the film's seedy mood and the ideas in the film, " and 14-year-olds worth purchasing. he says. who drool over The Matrix and The Mod But ultimately the sound- Keanu Reeves, Squad both succeed in the mar- track comes up short due to how keting department but fall well the songsare mixed. Omar Eppsand short of delivering any decent With cuts from Deftones Claire Daneswill musical quality. All those little 13 ("My Own Summer"), Marilyn get their jollies and 14-year-olds who drool over Manson("Rock is Dead"), Prodigy out of the mix of Keanu Reeves, Omar Epps and ("Mindfields"), RageAgainst the stars on the Claire Danes will get their jollies Machine ("Wake Up"), out of the mix of stars on the Rammstein ("Du Hast"), and Rob soundtracks••• soundtracks, but most sensible Zombie ("Dragula"), Bentley sets music lovers, even those who up a soundtrack with the poten- think Busta Rhymes' hair is cool, tial for a great, high intensity ("Alarm Call"), and the annoying should spend their money else- collection. But it falls short Crash Test Dummies with another where. thanks to 20 minutes of techno ear burner, "Keep a lid on tracks dragging down the middle Things." 1..--_ arts & entertainment April 14,1999 __ .--.J 24 Modest Mouse returns to Neurolux term "grunge" died with again and again. The band mas- Cobain and the breakup of terfully worked with tension dynamics. Brock's foot waited ChrisTremblay ------Soundgarden. Arbilrllnlrrn ---- At the onset, Isaac back on its heel until the exact odest Mouse played the Brock, the band's lead singer, moment arose for him to step Neurolux earlier this delayed the show when his guitar and click a foot switch, which .l!:l Mmonth. For a packed cable shorted out. He asked intensified crowd activity. ~ house, Modest brought forth a patiently for a new cable, strum- Long-time Modest Mouse~ framework of songs accepted as ming his non-amplified guitar. fan Brian H. remarked, 2 hometown favorites, with a sound Drummer Jerimiah Green,and "They're known for shitty shows ~ often compared to Built to Spill. bassplayer Eric Judy continued to and they're known for the best ~;j Everyone up front rubbed playas if saying, "No stress man, shows-because they're a jam 8 band and not a rehearsal band. i' skins and sometimes ran headlong no sweat." .so into each other in utter praise of The band moved immediate- Just then a large tattooed 5: the band. ly from instrument strums and guy holding his fists in' the air A friend termed the band's snare shots during the sound- blind-sided Brian and the ccover- style "pop sloppy non-core." In check to a fluid jam headed by sation ended. tar over his shoulder and Judy said calmly, "1 hope he Brock raked the hell out of a finds it. We don't have any the disparaging trend to catego- Green and Judy. screamed into a pickup. Just then rize music as prototypes of this or "Thank you for coming out," muted chord while Poseidon'stri- a fight exploded between the tat- money." that genre, critics will eventually Brock said ashe waited for a fresh dent,tattooed on the underside tooed guy and a shorter man who Judy remarked that he'd also want to condemn Modest to the cable. - of his left forearm, pulsed. had enough of getting rammed. had a few items stolen in the confines of a certain type of Brock eventually got his During an extended version In the end, pandemonium past: a suitcase full of clothes music. Since they originated in wires and then led his mates of "Cowboy Dan," from tonesome didn't strike hard enough to and CDsalong with two bass gui- Seattle, let us thank God that the through scratchy riffs, repeated Crowded West, Brock held his gui· result in the death of any loyal tars. Modest Mousefans atthough peo- Luckily, a' concerned fan, pte in the front row almost joined Kelly Rehn, spotted the thief together to bludgeon their rude wearing Brock's guitar. The thief friend, with his hands up in the tried'to say he'd just finished gig- r , air. ging at the Blues Bouquet and g But, when the show con- decided to walk home. Steve ~ duded, an excited freak ran up House, a fellow accompanying 8 on stage and stole one of Brock's Rehn in chasing the thief, said, c: ' i; instruments. He ran out a side ''Wrong answer," and took the ~ door, yelling to a few fellows, "I guitar. House returned it to ;: got a guitar!" Brock. o~ He proceeded to run down Back at the Neurolux, Brock ~,thealley, behind the Blues commented on the return of his fir Bouquet. Judy stood outside guitar. "I feel really good . . after the pissed off Brock had that was a nice twist in luck." jumped into a vehicle and sped Isaac Brock trying to drink away the part of the day he can't sleep away. away in pursuit of the thief.

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Before being told explicit- n the Verge, or "the entering our minds like a mus- ly, after the intermission, that Geography of tard gas." this is a time travel story, it's O. .Learning," a play writ- hard to determine whether ten by Eric Overmyer, sur- Three the ladies are not stationed vived its first few productions explorers, out in, say, the Antipodes, a series at Boise State University last to "reduce the of wild islands, on an expedi- week. amount of tion together. If so, they could A cast of impressive. masculinity in receive Man in the form of vis- actors begin the play in 1888 the world," iting apparitions, along with in Tera Incognita. Three arrive, "references to people explorers, out to "reduce the mysteriously at unknown," from an ultimately amount of masculinity in the the Antipodes, divine clairvoyance, without .. world," arrive, mysteriously which rr are not going anywhere. ~. at the Antipodes, which "are Warnings to veer one ~ the sort of .c: not the sort of place one place one from this false assumption ~ ought to bring a man." might have been presented ~'" ought to bring E This cast of brave travel- a man." earlier. ~ " .. The play presents a dif- B ers includes Fanny (Missy o Thatcher), Mary, (Kristina S. However, exactly howthe ficult plot, at least initially. tE Time travel comesto fife in On the Verge, as a Peterson), and Alexandra ladies intuit the future, how The osmosed information groupof women journeys through the future. from the future comes from (Jenny Brown). Mary asks; they are "osmosing" it, Certainly, this play fea- thoroughly "despondent over an entertaining, yet tiresome "Ladies, shall we whack the remains a mystery at this tures comic relief. Fanny pork belly futures. " thin air, unless understood as bush?" and so the three point. After the intermission, involuntarily blurts out that The point here: our brave a side-effect of the time trav- "chop, chop, swack, swack" Mary tells Gus, a dim- witted she has, "an intense longing travelers fall victim to their their way into a new world. gas station attendant, "We el. for Cool Whip" without having window of vulnerability, just Attending the play, with- Along the way, they are traveling through the tasted or seen it before; she like Grover. out the slightest idea of what encounter Man, played by future." Gus, a product of To enjoy this play-it real- to expect, might prove annoy- Jared Dalley. 1955 and living in Peligrosa, ly drags on in points-one The most In the first act, a bit responds easily in the slang of ing. must know that the ladies During the initial, "Hey, touching before a short intermission, travel through time plus pay what the heck's going on message attention to what "on the resides in the here?" you might miss the verge" means. overall point of the play: the contrast The intense "yearning for future, due to advances in between what the future" Mary speaks of, the ladies say, technology, results in luxu- comes from an unexplainable ~ ries that make life easier, and the slang fringe where the "voluptuous- ~ simpler and more forget- of the future. ness" of a better future :;! ~ table. does not yet equal being ro ~ The most touching rnes- ill also calls an apparition wrested by the fetters ~ ~ sage resides in the contrast appearing to her in a dream implicit in that better ~ ~ between what the ladies "Mr. Coffee." He comes to world. ;. ~ say, and the slang of the "0 inform her that her beloved The show concludes ~ future. The question arises: 1 Grover "threw himself off a this weekend, Apri! 14- ~ Decidingwhere to go with this play s?me- in the future, has the quality grain silo," after becoming 17. 1 times proves difficult, asthe plot doesnt come of life improved? 1 acrossclearly. I i ..... ".-f -sports April 14,1999 -----' [ __ 26 Gymnasts' season ends in disappointment Barcrof of OSUwas num'- PeteErlendson_----- ber one on the vault with SporlsWrilfr~_---- a 9.875. Boise State held on to a 47.35 on the uneven parallel nany form of competition, a bars as Cashmere placed 14th team's season ends in disap- with a 9.75. Utah's Theresa Ipointment 99.99 percent of Kulikowski captured the title on the time. So why then, is the the bars by scoring 9.95. close of the BSU gymnasts' 1999 The Broncos' highest score of season so unexpectedly painful? the night came from senior Diana Painful, because no one expects Loosliwho scored a 9.875 for 8th mediocrity. Visions of national place on the balance beam. BSU championships danced in our also scored an evening high 49.0 heads. The odds makers may on the' beam. Utah's Shannon place a dent in our dreams, but Bowles and Theresa Kulikowski not until our so-admired "team tied for first at 9.95. above all, and above all a team," Senior Kerry Jacobson is handed disappointment, do our earned a 38.775, 11th place in worst nightmares become reality. the all-around, followed by a On Saturday April 10, the twelfth place finish, as Cashmere Boise State gymnastic team's sea- scored a 38.5. UCLA's Heidi son came to a miserable conclu- Moneymaker played banker sion as the Broncos posted a Saturday night, as she collected a 192.475 fifth place finish, beating 39.525 first in the all-around. only Sacramento' State, in ,the UCLA and Utah received IF YOU THOUGHT COLLEGE WASEXPENSIVE, NCAA Region I Gymnastics automatic berths at the NCAA TRY PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH RETIREMENT. Championship in Corvallis, Ore. National Championships in Salt UCLA stole the show with a Lake City on April 22-24. 197.025 first place in the meet. The fact that Utah earned SRAs and mAs makes it easy. Utah followed, claiming a the right to compete on their own hink about supporting yourself 196.425, while the host team home floor for the championships for twenty-five, thirty years or SRAs - tax-deferred annuities from T Oregon St., finished third, yank- longer in retirement. It might be the TlAA-CREF - and our range of lRAs serves as a reminder for Boise greatest fmancial test you'll ever face. offer smart and easy ways to build the ing in a 194.875. Washington skid- State's own possibilities for the Fortunately, you have two valuable extra income your pension and Social ded to a 193.425 fourth place. 2000 season, as we play host to Security benefits may not cover. They're assets in your favor: time and tax deferral. Sacramento State drown in the the national championships next The key is to begin saving now. backed by the same exclusive investment competition, scoring only year. Delaying your decision for even a year or choices, low expenses, and personal two can have a big impact on the amount service that have made TlAA-CREF the 190.275. As the present becomes the of income you'll have when you retire. retirement plan of choice among America's The Broncs lit the night off past, undoubtedly we look to the What's the simplest way to get started? education and research communities. on the floor with a respectable future. Because we have visions, Call 1 800 842-2776 and find out for Save in pretax dollars and make the most 48.925, although BSU's highest and dream that the .11 recurring yourself how easy it is to put yourself of lax deferral. There's simply no more finisher was sophomore Jessica percent will find its way to the painless or powerful way to build a -through retireme'nt when you have time Berry, who placed 8th on a 9.85 comfortable and secure tomorrow. and TIAA-CREF on your side. Broncos, we can still live in antic- routine. Oregon State's Megan ipation of hearing that oh too www.tiaa-cref.org Murphy-Barcrof and Lara sweet song in the Pavilion in April Degenhardt tied for first on the of 2000, "We are the champions, " floor exercise with a 9.925. So my friends, remember, BSU'sfire soon smoldered, as the Broncos will keep fighting Boise State scored a 47.2 on the until the end. Dreams are intend- Ensuring the future vault. Junior Louise Cashmere's ed to become reality. for those who shape it." 9.5, 26th place finish was Unfortunately, this year, reality nowhere near a spark for the fell short. Broncos' flame. Megan Murphy- [. April It 1999 sports. 27 _ Rugby squad looking for more blood donors JoshJordan ------through the spring Play is continuous, stopping only sportsWriler ' semester and he's really when a foul occurs, a try is made, n any given afternoon helped with our intensity or the ball goesout of bounds. there's a group of students and approach to the game," says Boise State rugby is a dub Oat Boise State that does Mathews. sport, meaning the university exactlywhat many of us would like Rugby is usually played with doesn't fund it. The team partid- to be doing. Someof them are ex- fifteen people on a team, playing pates, however, in a collegiate highschool athletes looking for the timed games split into 40·minute league competing against other ~ competition sports provide, others halves. The object is to score a area schoolssuchas Idaho State, ~ are college students hungry for "try", by setting the ball down Utah State, Weber State, t: c: camaraderie among their peers, acrossthe goal line. A try is worth University of Utah, and BYUfor ~ andstill others are just looking for five points, after which a team the right to go to nationals. ~ anexcuse (not that most students attempts a free kick (similar to an While this season wasn't very ~ need one) to consume a lot of extra point in football) worth two successful for the club,Mathews ~'" beer. These people collectively points. Teamsadvance the ball by envisions a brighterfuture. ~ make up the Boise State Rugby running or kicking it upfield (only "1t was the fi rst semester a: Club. backward passes are legal) until we had a fullside for every match. Sick of school? Take out your aggressions with the AdamMathews; team captain, they reach the goal line. The We're going to be working hard all . Boise State Rugby team-they always want more haswatched the group grow from opposing team attempts to stop summer as a team, getting ready players. fiveor six people wishing they had this by tackling the player with for the fall season. Teams are spring season officially over, the aggression release only a contact enough teammates to play, to the ball, or intercepting it. going to be surprised next year," team plans on traveling to tourna- sport can provide plenty of time to morethan 20 members in a little Players remain on the field for he predicts enthusiastically. ments throughout the summer in learn the game. Interested stu- Boise State Rugby is always overthree semesters. both offense and defense, only preparation for next year. That dents can contact Mathews at 342· looking for new players. With the "Wegot a new coach mid-way taking a substitution for injury. gives all athletes looking for that 1557.

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April 14,1999----1 , 28 sports Sports Bucket IN son that the Broncos have lost a doubles point. OLD BSUsprinters highlight The Broncos rebounded, Bob Gibb Invitational however, taking five of the six BOISE singles matches for a come-from- Double wins by Egbert Felix behind team victory. Boise State 109 S.6TH J.I.1(\;\['\ and Corey Nelson highlighted won at the first and second posi- BoiseState University's successat tions with junior Leif Meineke 2 CLUBS • 2 BANDS • 1 co~Er' the annual Bob Gibb Invitational and Wesley Moodie, and then at the fourth through sixth spots l_' MUSIC & DANCING 7 NIGHTS A WK! last weekend. Felix, a senior from Toronto, with senior Ryan Thompson, Canada, won the 100·meter dash junior Ronald Rugimbana and with a time of 10.82, an~ the 110- freshman Gabe Coren respective- meter high hurdles with a time of ly. The Broncos are now 12-10 14.1. $1 GUINNESS UNTIL 9 PM A former wide receiver for overall, and will host #35 Fresno NO COVER BEFORE 9 PM the Bronco football team, Nelson State next Saturday, April 17 in LIVE ROCK N' ROLL 8t won the 200 and 400·meter dash- their final home match of the HIGHLAND BAGPIPERS es with times of 21.2 and 47.25, 1999 season. respectively. The Bronco men also picked up wins in the 1,500-meter run by Boise State to host EVERY THURSDAY Gearoid O'Conner with a time of 3:54.05; the high jump with a 6- Idaho Tae kwon do I ,,. U 1 9.75 leap by Matt Price and in the championships shot put where Mark Hoxmeier FeaturlngRlsing Lion and EZ Loader Girls in won the event with a toss of 56· Come see the best Idaho has • Free, 2nd Drink Free. Also Guys, $1 10.75. to offer in martial arts at the Domestics at $2 Micros in On the women's side, Boise Idaho State Tae kwon do I State won four events. Kaselah Championships. Boise State Toad's Lounge from 10 pm • Midnight Crockett was the winner in the University will host the 1999 400-meter dash with a time of championships Saturday, April 24 57.65, Jessica Riehle won the at the old Gymnasium. LIVE NATIONAL CONCERTS 800-meter run with a 2:20.06 The competition will run docking, Heather Miller was the from 9:30 a.m.·6p.m. Black belt THURSDAY, MARCH 18TH winner in the 3,OOQ-meter run sparring will begin at 12:30 p.m. with a 10:24.3 time, and Leslie Ticket cost $3 general admission, Price won the high jump with a $2 student, child or senior. One mark of 5-7. child is free with each paid adult admission. Boise State men's tennis The competition will be WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24TH sanctioned and governed by the team defeats Brigham rules of the United States Tae I\oose O~ Hoi Polloi Young Saturday kwon do Union (USTU).The USTU ')0 is the sole governing body of The Boise State men's tennis Olympic competition in the CD Release Party team, most recently ranked 38th United States. Tae kwon do will nationally, defeated #55 Brigham be a full medal sport in the 2000 THURSDAY, MARCH 25TH Young by a score of 5·2 Saturday Olympics. in Boise. For more information, con- The Cougars scared the tact Bob Drozda by calling 345· Broncos early, as Brigham Young 3333 or by email at 'C [email protected]. c.. glrOln IUIIIIII swept all three doubles positions « for the team doubles point going '..... 2:l ALL SHOWS· FREE COVER WITH COLLEGE 1.0. into singles. For Boise state, it :e« was only the second time this sea- (]J I-= [ Aprt114,1999 study break! 19__ J Fishbowl by Eric Ellis

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