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College Voice Vol. 16 No. 17a
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Volume XV, Number 17 Ad Fontes February 22,1993 Gaudiani plans public forums President to hold campus budget meetings to discuss restructuring and proposed cuts Marisa Farina, member of the by April Ondls PPBC and senior class president, Associate News FAilor stressed the importance of gather- For the first time during her ten- ing suggestions on budget restruc- ure at Connecticut College, Claire turing and possible cutbacks from Gaudiani, president of the college, the college community. ~ will hold two meetings open to the "[The PPBC has] stopped the" . f . I entire college campus to discuss process to watt or more mput. We ~ upcoming restructuring of the col- have made no final decisions ... ~ lege budget as part of the ongoing everything is on the table for dis- ~ effort to prioritize programs and cut cussion :. she said. ~ expenditures. Colleen Shanley, president of -t The information session will be SGA and member of the PPBC, Jj followed by four forums with the also spoke of the importance of' Student panelists discussed Issues surrounding impending changes to General Education at hearings this week. Priorities, Planning, and Budget community input Thursday at As- Committee next week. sembly, saying, "I don't feel com- Gaudiani said, "The open meet- fortable voting on something Panelists express student ings will attempt to give a frame- without knowing what you all think work for understanding the pro- and what 1,650 students think." cess, the progress, and the future According to Shanley, the PPBC views on General Education steps of growth through substitu- has already itemized the costs of leamed more than Iever could have • tion." many college programs under experience, professor versus stu- by Penny Asay in the classroom." Growth through substitution is consideration for elimination. dent responsibility for integrating The College Voice Huntley said writing should be the policy by which Connecticut "Most of the items have financial courses, and the advantages and stressed in any new plan, because, College is attempting torestructure numbers next to them," she said. disadvantages of team-taught she argued, expectations are too its budget. The policy emphasizes Said Farina, "At these meetings courses. low for students in introductory the development of cerutin depart- the president will speak. The PPBC Students formerly involved with courses. "There isn' t one plan here ments. programs. and services. and is going to have open meetings as the interdisciplinary Freshman Fo- l"d totally embrace -" said Huntley. the elimination of those Jess es- well for students to exchange ideas cus program. wnose integrated goals are similar to the goals of Barry Margeson, a CISLA stu- sential to the college. with the committee." General Education , valued the im- dent and housefellow of Morrison, The meetings wililast45 minutes "The open meetings and all the parlance ofiinking courses. said the program should nor be a each, with half this time spent on a group meetings that have occurred Senior Tim Crowley said there model for General Edecauon . presentation and half on a question and will occur provide an opportu- is "much more LObe gained" from "You had no one LO help you nity to bring the wisdom and vision and answer period. Focus with iLSintegrated courses as integrate the material," said "Iwill give examples of the kinds of the campus community to bear opposed to team-teaching. Margeson. on the decisions that I will make of budget restructuring under dis- Ratiya Ruangsuwana, also a Said Margeson, "There are too and bring to the board of trustees cussion, and in small groups which former Focus student and many requirements in all of [ the and that ultimately the board will will be meeting, people will discuss housefellowofKnowlton, said that General Education models]." various specific examples of bud- vote on," Gaudiani said. as a link in General Education , He proposed that freshman and get restructuring and give their ad- Gaudiani spoke of the limited "[Focus is] not that effective. I sophomores take CISLA-like time she will have to come to de- vice," she said. don't think Idid anything that tied it seminars and attend these with Said Gaudiani, "To my knowl- cisions about what programs will all together." dormrnates, combining the best of edge this type of open meeting (to be cut. The Center for International Freshman Focus and CIS LA. discuss budget restructuring] is "The budget presented to the Studies and Liberal Arts students Much criticism of the current unprecedented at other colleges. board must be ready to mail on were mixed in their feelings on how General Education program was April 15. So I will have between But it is also part of [Connecticut the program linked to a sound leveled by the student panelists. College's] tradition of looking to March 15 and April IS to come to a One problem addressed by many See prnc p. 9 General Education program. the whole community forwisdom." Sarah Huntley, a CISLA student was the Area Eight requirement, a and publisher of The College Voice category which has been ques- Tax forms indicate sharp increase said CISLA has allowed her to inte- tioned for its effectiveness. grate her interest in Russian with Junior Kim Laboy said she had other academic areas, something sufficient problems with Area in top administrators' pay rates she believes that General Educa- Eight. Said Laboy, "Anything you tion at the college has failed to do. take can fulfill it." college, Lynn Brooks, vice presi- was the largest raise of the year. CISLA met in senior seminar Senior Chuck Jones publisher of by Jon Ftnntmcrc dent for finance, and Robert Hamp- When questioned about the size small discussion groups. Said Biats agreed, saying Arca Eight is p. The College Voice ton, dean of the college, are Iisted as of the raise, Hampton wassurpriscd . Huntley, "In those meetings, I Sec Panelists II as LOILSextent.He said it Keeping with the college's ef- was at least in part be- forts to close salary gaps for top A&E pp 12-13 cause of housing com- administrative positions, the sala- 'I have told [the trustees] ] Index: Dracula wings his pensation and the ries of high-level administrators way to Palmer. would not agree to have my college's transition last Features pp. 4-5 rose an average of 1003percent last salary gap closed until the year from seven to six Dan Church implements year, according to the 1991-1992 Sports pp 14-16 senior administrators. 990 Federal Income tax forms. faculty salary gap has been support prog ram for gay With the 1991 retire- Women's B-Ball The college recently filed last youths in New London. closed,' ment of Jane Bredeson, cruises to 18-1 . year's 990 forms which are public - Claire Gaudiani, former secretary of the documents per federal law. In ad- president of the college college,thcduties of her Comics pp 6&10: dition to other information, the -r~ office were delegated to forms indicate the salaries of col- other administrators. Hampton has lege officers and the top five em- officers. the added title of the official secre- ~ ployee salaries. According to the forms, Claire Gaudiani, president of the Hampton's $I7,8 I 8 salary increase Sec Salaries, p. 9 The College Voice February 22, 1993 Page 1
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., 'lIEWP0 INT Housefellow lambastes Voice for house governor coverage
with the Voice. this topic was never you intend to base a story on such Letter to the Voice, flimsy evidence, you need to do a Part of journalism involves the addressed with me. Yet I was "un- better job checking your sources gathering, writing, and editing of available for comment?" After- and researching your background. news. Since April Ondis' article thoughts are fine Ms. Ondis, mis- And 3) since you, and by exten- last week ("Dorm Wrights off information is not. sian the Voice cannot accurately House Governor," The College In addition to all this. Ms. Ondis, cover such a story, I will thank you Voice, February 15, 1993) was there are several glaring omissions to stay out of my house. . poorly written, badly edited, and from your"story." At no point is the missing vital pieces of information, J-Board Chair quoted, despite the I fecI compelled, as "hosefellow" fact that she ran the meeting. Why? Sincerely, (your spelling) of Wright, to re- At no point is Mark Hoffman Todd Whitten Houscfcllow of Wright spond. quoted either. Since he is the person First of all, Ms. Ondis, as of Feb. that oversees dorm transactions for 15, House Council (which is al- the whole campus, wouldn't he Editor's N ole ways capitalized, by the by) had yet have some insight as to the legality Lulie DeGennaro, I-Board to meet. Any Junior class member of Brendan's actions? It might in- chair, was contacted last week, from Wright who has knowledge of terest Ms. Ondis to know that every but declined to comment on the such a meeting is a very extraordi- House Council approves the bud- article. nary individual, as it never look gets and expenditures of the Gov- Editors olThe College Voice place. Ms. Ondis, you may wish to ernors before they make them. left a message with Todd check your sources for credibility Since not one member of Wright's Whitten, housefe/low of before you print their information. House Council is interviewed for Wright, Sunday night shortly Second, Mr. Berman stated that their opinions of the issue, how can after the quorum issue was he wished to make a statement after that be a complete report? Why are raised by Brendan Gilmartin. the J-Board Chair had finished Jeff Berman's statements given Whitten did not reply, there- reading the C-book description of such a dominant position in the ar- fore, the reporter drew no de- the position of both the Senator and ticledespite the fact that he holds no the Governor. As "hosefeUow" 1 position, elected or otherwise, in finitive conclusions about the • disallowed discussion for two rea- the dorm? legitimacy of the vote. sons: I) Ballots had already been Finally Ms. Ondis, since no handed out and 2) such discussion charges have been filed against or statement making would have Brendan,nor are any pending, there Evaluations been inappropriate at the time, will beno trial to determine his guilt since all parties had the entire week or innocence. In other words, you are not to to make any charges that they fell wrote (and your publisher ran) a were relevant to the issue. This is front page story based on rumor, why the C-Book requires a week's innuendo, speculation and possibly be discussed notice prior to such a vote, Maybe slander without a shred of credible Ms. Ondis would care to read this evidence to support your allega- Letter to the Voice, document some time. tions. Not good journalism. But As a former chair of the Advi- THE COLLEGE VOICE As to the issue of quorum being then again, this is the Voice after sory Committee on Tenure, Pro- reached, had Ms. Ondis thought to all. 'Good' and 'journalism' don't motion and Termination of Ap- Sarah Huntley ask Julie DeGennaro (that's the J- always go hand and hand with you pointments, I was dismayed to see Publisher Board Chair, April) about the issue, folks. that a member of the Government Rebecca Flynn Christopher Scott she would have discovered that In the future there are three things Student Advisory Board publicly Editor in Chief (Newspaper) Associate Publisher only a simple majority quorum, that you need to keep in mind: I) discussed student evaluations of (that's half of the dorm plus one (I), The "shift" key and spell-check are Professor James. (The College Yvonne waa~tk~i,n~s_~~ • .,~Mar:;r~y~K: ate Roy April) is required for such a vote. your friends. You and your editors Voice, February I, 1993): Student IiI Edit 'ef (Magazine) We had it. I find it interesting that need LOreview rules for capitaliza- evaluations are to be held in strict- despite the two "interviews" I had tion, as well as basic spelling. 2) If est confidence and arc available only to the professor being evalu- ated, the department chair and other Education quality members of the department where personnel decisions are being made. This breach of confidence '.IS a concern for all undermines the whole system of evaluations. Sincerely, leiter to the Voice, Faculty Steering and Conference Nancy Rash Chair of Art History Department On page 7 of your February IS Committee, which has asked us to issue, I'm quoted as saying that report La the faculty on this issue. "reconsideration of general cduca- The larger point I was trying to tion was mandated by the Board of make is that the origins of the cur- Salldca del Vall Trustees," which I didn't say. In rent debate are complex; initiatives trying to explain all too briefly to a to review and possibly reform Specia/lhatiksfhll wukgou-tt1'Htws Staff Membu Pnmy FA'} i.'jcr her lhOfOIl,hreponin, aM~Jng aspslance group of students why we are cur- general education Come from sev- rently discussing general education eral sectors of the college cornmu- PRODUCffO},f & SUPPORT' reform, I probably said that the nity. This is one instance where the Karla .Boeddinghaus view stated above was held by interests of students, faculty, ad- Operations Director some, but not by me. . mInistration, and trustees truly 1M UHJtgt- V".ict ilalllJD'"profit NIIdcII:-~~~~r.EdiIOriaJ orr __ arellXl.~ in NidH:ll HoII.tc 0lLr mailint; add:ca iI BOll 's3S1. Conlectiaa Colll:F. 270MClbepn AYeruI:, New Lmdon cr ~20. . Responsibility for the College's converge because what's at stake is AcM:rtirin& EbcdDla md infunmlion -. avai&blc -POD ~ • curriculum rests, of course, with the th I· !..men lDthe Voia .. ill be publiJbed OD"'~" ae.ell II) the CtJIQImInity. Tbr: I'M <;Of{~'f- I'M J\)!>T ~1c.K of l\E'I, lfO'N C.OM e '10 \J The foolproof t>bNltJb CNt'{ootJ!> ABOVT \tll~ ~AAWN AtJ"fTltIN (, Fo'R 1lf1~ WM\N'I RIQI ~\1e 1(\".5 ~K'S PA9ER.,IOittl? w\.\O COMPLAIN "SOU,. AU- 11\E W\-\IN'f R\ l." w\-\ I"tt:: K\ \l6 Ir1: cure for Conn's =-- _____ -rn15 ~1- financial woes Why arc the financial woes of Community Servicewill disappear Connecticut College seen as so dif- quicker than Jimmy Hoffa or ficult to resolve? I have a plan that promises of am iddle class tax cut. will transform our financially I would make all counseling ser- struggling institution into a mighty vices go the way of the dinosaur. If capitalist enterprise capable of students can't handle the paltry grossing S20 million each year. I pressures of life here they will have would nest hire Brendan Gilmartin serious troubles when they have to andgive him anytitle or positionhe work for a living. There arc no wants. This school doesn't need problems rich college students en- better educators; it needs a kid who counter that cannel be solved with would sell his own parents to Dow- a pizza and a pitcher at Mr. G's. Coming for medical research for a Campus safety is not needed. Grant buck and promise to do the same Walker with an AKA7 assault rifle for Connecticut College, My plan strolling around campus is all the will guarantee that we never have protection and security we need. financial difficulties again. I would eliminate some of the I would start by closing down the luxury items dining services offers, financial aid office. We could fi- like salad. I'd fill Harris with a nally rid ourselves of the public stable and a slaughterhouse and let school miscreants and save money the students pick their favorite slab in the process. The front of the of meat. David Brailey will thank Graphic!Jy Kathy Burdette Connecticut College brochure me when he sees how the leuuce should have the captain of the sail- and tuna eating anorexic girls be- ing team sitting on the hood of his come healthy, beef eating, big 'Real' diversity would BMW holding a Heineken in one hipped, all-American women. I'll hand and his daddy's Visa gold stick a wrecking ball in Knowlton card in the other. I would recruit so fast the Eurotrash will think they rich kids exclusively. 1 would were hit by a cruise missile. What could save money and still be as truly stimulate Conn make parents show the deed to their summer home and proof of their aesthetically pleasing as a couple "I'd like to see.those assholes emphatic .College "policies" re- teen hundred, make variety in the country club membership just to set of freezing Frenchies huddling un- tty to gel a job when they ~u'- main seemingly unpracticed. snsdem Population that much mon: der a blanket and a thatched roof on . ale." We were honored with this About the extent oflhe diversity in imperative. Maybe it is just this foot in the admissions building. I combination of a small population Harkness green? comment by a K.B. resident refer- (he Conn College community is would raise the cost of an education of very similar susaems lhal ac- I'd bring many new investors to ring to a group of seniors enjoying two groups - those who wonder here to $35,000 a year. As it now counts for (he cliques that develop, campus. If someone wants to sell a Valentine's Day cocktail party why the hell they're here, consume stands, parents making a measly reminiscent of agonizing junior anything from stuffed spoucd owls on his dorm's second floor, Ad- an inordinate amount ofLhe Best of $150,000 a year can still afford the high school days - but I digress. to child pornography they have a mittedly, it was a Sunday evening, Milwaukee's traditional bever- place. The argument here is that a homo- horne at Conn. 1'1\ erect a shopping and the get-together appears to ages, and perhaps occasionally in- I would simplify the curriculum. gencous rich prep school crowd is, mall in the Arbo. A liquorstore will have been getting a bit boisterous. dulge in some recreational use of After four years I still have not in comparison with a more variant make thousands on Eric Widmer, But, the fact is, this remark was cannabis; and those who opt for discovered why the culture of the student constituency, about as Bob Turner, ami my degenerate made by a bitter, misinformed stu- CoCo Beaux concerts, SAC 80's black student from Deerfield with fetes, or 'Funk' parties if they're stimulating as the Voice's musings friends alone. I'll find an arrow- dent in reference to a relatively the $20,000 Saab differs from that on the SGA budget. head and claim Indian reservation harmless mix of second semester feeling racy, and catch up on sug- of the white student from Exeter Of course, half the problem lies status. We'll have a casino, a seniors taking advantage of their gested supplementary Anthro. with the $20,000 Volvo. So all the in the actual location of the school whorehouse, and a crackhouse if God-given right to enjoy the hell reading. Thus the above example multicultural, diversity crap has in New London, where the big at- we're lucky. The first libertarian out of themselves whilst they still of the bibulous seniors and the got to go. We have students at this tractions arc Mr. G.'s restaurant state will auract students that will can. So who's the assholc here? charmingly vitriolic young sprite. school that know 17 Caribbean re- (not to cast aspersions on that ven- make Claire more aroused than tbc The fact is, neither part yin the Why not auernpt to auracra wider ligions but have to call physical erable establishment) and time Eli Wiesel answered her example above is Jl fault. The army of representatives from vary- plant for directions on how lO usc a Cinderella cover bands at the El phonccall. I would putchcap drugs can opener. I propose four classes :::....,,""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""=."""="""= socialing economic situnlions and - N'Gec. However, I maintain lhat againsllheOlin scienccc.cnler in a that every student must take. They a glaring void with the right crowd, even slurping battle for high school prospectives will be, History: From Cavemen to called to attention pilsners and watching Bob Thomas any day of the wcck. Eventually ..' , Our illustrious institution Compact Discs; Economics: Col- recently by a group shoot pool can be an invigorating we will have alumni that are more also fails to provide us with any lective Farming or Disneyworld- of minority stu- experience (this has been proven than Clinton cabinet rejectees. You Be the Judge; Science: HYou sort of variety in recreation or dents planning on more than once, mind you). Maybe The key to the new Connecticut Had Any Talent You Would Be transferring with more variely, the multi-cul- College economic success is lhe social interactment. Finding a Cure For Cancer and Not schools. While lUral, P.c. facet of the school's fa- slressing of self-reliancc and incli- Claire spouts on Paying $23,000 To Study Midgct ______= cade would be more plausible. I vidualism. These were the charac- Native American Lesbian Fern inist about her favorite would much rather discuss racial teristics thal were personified in Perspectives on Environmenwl buzzword (hinl: begins with the let- and social tensions \Vilh an inner- American popular culture and blame lies al the foot of that amor- Ethics; and the Real World: Let's ler 'd'), the administration informs city student than hear an 'alterna- helped make this country grem be- phous entity, Connecticut Col- See What Good Your Liberal ArL'i t.ive' type get righteous about the fore heroic mcn like Harding and lege. A college not particularly the firm responsible for the Education is When You're Stuck school's public relations of it tar- senior TRIBE parties' moniker be- Hoover were replaced with the pu- esteemed for its academics (sorry, on 1-95 in an Ice Storm with a Flat gets - prep school, Ivy League ing offensive towards Native trid, pin-head socialists that have Claire - but have you ever taken attwo in The Morning. We will not wanna-be candidates, preferably, Americans, then rave about his up- occupied the Oval Office for the a lOO-level course pass/fail?), our need Ivy League graduates to tcach of course, with At the end of his lecture, understanding free market eco- by Kalhy O'Connell Soloveychik discussed the nomics. Russians "have to figure ... The Ceuege Voice out how to live this new life," said .g changes that his country is now " ." Soloveychik, who compared Russia ~ Artiorn Soloveychik treated a undergoing. 10 a newly released prisoner who ~ Conn audience to the type of Rus- Said Soloveychik, "sports were ( always free in Russia" and he "has no friends and no way to eam ~ sian tales he told on a Russian/ ,. .9 American voyage to New York: "took it for granted." Now the sail- money. ~ Soloveychik isaprofessorofpsy- ~ Tuesday. boats cost a "tremendous Four years ago, Soloveychik, amount," according to chology at the University of Mos- ~ cow, anOlympieSailingchampion, ,. who is originally from Moscow, Soloveychik. made his first trip to America, Soloveychik said his country is and a soviet navel veteran. He is where he said the "cross cultural "facing freedom and docsn 'tknow currently studying the psychology ... differences surprised him the what to do with it." of language.with a main interest of ~ most" According to Solovcychik, the discovering "how personality can ~~~~~~~~~~~~~IlO!'!""'~~~~~'"";;"'"~ he shown through language.' Artiom Soloveychik enthralled the audience with tales from Russia. Soloveychik participated in a Russian people's main problem is project in which Americans and Soviets "sailed on the same boat across the ocean together" to New Festersen describes the icy art of curling York. According to Soloveychik, Mikhail Gorbachev believed this troduccd La the sport through his result his entire family took up curl- shooting, which he says is where project aided the "struggle for by Yvonne Walkins parents, who were challenged to a ing. They competed as a family most of the strategy is involved. peace." Managing Editor game by a couple whom they con- until Festersen was in high school, Curlers wear special shoes to keep them from falling all over the Soloveychik was chosen as the If you were glued 10 your televi- and, according to Festersen, man- ice, and their footwear makes bowl- Russian storyteller aboard the ship; sion set this time last year, watch- aged 10 do "pretty well." They did, ing shoes look boring: one shoe is he had an American counterpart. ing coverage of the Winter Olym- however, have one small problem: made of teflon and the other of Solovcychik said he, "felt [he] was pics, you probably saw demon- the Festersen family' has five mem- doing something very important." strations of a rather unusual ice bers, and there are only four people rubber. Curling is noi a sport for quitters. Solovey-chik addressed the cur- sport. In addition to hockey and on a team. Festersen said, "1 don't think nee- rent situation in Russia. figure and speed skating, the According to Festersen, the sport" According to Soloveychik, Olympics featured curling. This is called curling because of the dif- essarily physical strength or size America's newspapers incorrectly sport was founded in 16th century ferent ways the rocks curve on the are important ... you have to be portray Russians as miserable. Scotland and is played by people ice. The average game takes ap- mentally tough. The game is so "People who visit Russia will fall from ages five 10 60. It has been a proximately two and a half hours, long, and you have to be able to in love with it," he said. adding that demonstration sport in the previ- during which the players walk bounce back. You can never get people who leave realize in retro- aus two Olympics and, according about two miles. Each member of down on yourself, or your team- spect "how wonderful il is." mates." .. to Pete Festersen, should be a Pete Festersen hopes to resume his the team take turns shooting Solovcychik treated theaudience medal sUOTl by the year 2000. curling career after college. (throwing a handled 42 pound rock Festersen, who has not been able to an array of folk stories. One de- Festersen, a senior at Connecti- down the ice), and sweeping (using to curl while at college, is looking scribed a woman 'ssuffering during cut College, began curling when sistently beat when racing boats. a broom to guide the rock). "forward to getting back into the Stalin's reign. Said Soloveychik, he was five or six, and has com- "I guess the theory was 'If we A game is divided into eight or sport. He'd eventually like to "you can kill many people but you peted five times in Nationals, in the can't beat them on water, maybe we ten ends, with each player shooting qualify for men's Nationals, or pos- can't kill their souls." iunior men's division He was in- can on ice,''' Fcsterscn said. 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Aft" Th , , 4400 M h Ie airs, e American University , Firsl placE' - 550.00 and a tree to plcmtin honor of , assac usetts Avenue, NW, Washiogton, IX: 20016-8022 , the dorm , , _ ~ _____ ~ ~ _C' The College Voice February 22, 1993 Page 4 ..J SO & FEATURES Counseling group offers support for gay youth by Susan Feuer make sure they'\e making in- Features Editor formed choices." Last fall, mailings went out to Connecticut College senior Dan area high school guidance coun- Church describes 1 in 10 as a sup- selors and organizations, such as port group that "provides social local churches, who have contact support and management within with adolescents. "The response the context of a group to get the was real mixed," said Church. message of safer sex across to "Certain high schools have been teens." The name stems from the thrilled; certain counselors have statistic that, in general, one out of been great and supportive." every 10 people is homosexual. "Some principals have not al- The group, which has met three lowed posters to be put up in their times so far, had been in the plan- schools. We have had to work ning stages since last September. through other channels," said The group was begun as Church's Church. He said, "We got a very outreach project for gay youths in nasty letter from one church. But on the New London area. Church is an the whole we've had a very positive Cheryl Linear-Connelly addresses the audience as a part or "Different Voices: One Community." intern for the Southeastern Con- response from the universalist churches." necticut AlDS Project, and dis- I cussed his plan with his supervisor Church and Marcia Ochoa, the I housing coordinator for SECAP, Annual conference draws I Baruch Gould. "We arc providing support that are the co-facilitators for I in 10. I has not existed in this community Said Church, "Marcia and I have until now. I grew up in the area; been involved in other ·support 'Different Voices' to campus when 1was in high school there was groups; our participation is based in nothing like that. I know I would our involvement with the other three keynote panelists. The day- be together in joy and pain. We live by Susan Feuer have appreciated a group like this," groups." long conference drew approxi- in a society that discriminates Features Editor \, said Church, who is a homosexual. Topics that the group aims to mately 250 people lO thcConnccu- against us." The meetings are held weekly on cover .are health education, drug When Linda Heller's daughters cut College campus. Said Heller, "Being here with my campus and so far have been at- and alcohol abuse by gay teens and discovered that their mother was a Mark Hoffman, coordinator of children is part of a celebration of a tended by five or six teenagers. Said the feeling of alienation that these lesbian, they angrily asked her, student activities and conference long road. We had to go through it Church, "We are preparing people teens often experience. "how could you do this to us?" chair, said in his opening remarks, together and it was hard, but let me to make a choice. We're not trying Said Church, "It's been growing Heller shared her recollections at "I think it's great for so many tell you, it was worth it, worth every to advocate for the people how they steadily. It takes time for the word Saturday's "Different Voices: One people to take a risk. It's easy not to minute. I'm not going losithereand should live their lives. We want to to getout." Community" where she was one of talk to people. We're all in this say it's easy to come out. It's not." together to learn about ourselves. Following Hci ler was Joe ~ ~ The conference theme was "Liv- Graoarv, "! former two term Con- ing. Loving and Learning ... Each necticut «ouo sanotor Irorn Bridge- ""~.~~====A~u~d .====.O"""""/"'=:="V====; d"""""e"""""'()~~""~ panelist spoke on one of these port. Grabarz spoke about gc"JYsin topics. Cheryl Lineer-Connellcy the militnry, "One slogan from the. was the first speaker. Ron Ward, civil rigtnsmovemcnt was 'Eyes on previous president of the New thc Prizc.' We needwkeepourcycs London People's Forum, was the on the prize. The prize is not being ENGINEERING AWARDS able to pick up a gun and travel io The Winners are chosen on the basis of : moderator [or the panel. Linear-Connelley, a graduate foreign lands and kill people. We All Tk. WINNERS 1. Design & Engineering Excellence 2.. Sonic Integrity & Soull:! Fidelity student at the Unlvcr.. ity of Con- need civil rights protection," he ARE AT 3. Reliability Record of the Unit said. 4. Manufacturer's Ability to Service nccucut School or Social Work, ROBERTS 5. 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NEWS :~~(~POSedrevisions to the calendar College develops academic calendar Planned Proposed 1993-1994 Calendar "fall Semester: to comply with federal regulations glasses begin September 2 August 26 each semester, instead of the shorter Spring Break would de- adds 5 days by Carl Lcwls planned 13.4 week fall semester LO The College Voice crease the amount of disruption and 13.8 week spring semester. teaching during the semester. ,Fall Break October 18-19 October 19 This change will bring the col- This would also give students the adds 1 day A new calendar for the upcoming ycarcalling for a 14-day increase in lege into compliance with new fed- option of staying in their own dorm instructional time has been pro- eral regulations, enabling the col- during break. End classes December 10 December 14 posed in response to new federal lege to retain its entire $2.6 million According to Philcr, the college adds 2 days regulations. in federal aid. community is encouraged to sug- The proposed changes shorten According to the committee's gest alternatives to the proposal. , Spring Spring, Winter, and Fall Breaks, as report, Spring Beak and Winter "If someone has ideas, then we Semester: well as summer vacation. The Break were shortened, and com- can make some changes before Ctasses begin January 24 January 17 changes to the calendar were rec- mencement was scheduled for an SGA works on it," he said. adds 5 days ommended by an ad hoc committee earlier date, in response to student "We don't claim to have come up made up of Colleen Shanley, SGA and faculty requests. with a perfect solution," he added. Spring Break March 14-27 March 19-27 president, Helen Reeve, chair of the While drafting the proposal, the In the coming weeks, the SGA adds 5 days Faculty Steering and Conference committee considered the effects of will discuss and vote on the pro- committee, and Don Philer, assis- a new schedule on courses, athlet- posal. Easler Break Apfll4 no break tant to the president of thc college. ics, dining services, and religious If approved by the Assembly, the adds 1 day The committee's rccornmenda- holidays. proposal will be voted on at one of tion calls for 15 instructional weeks The committee decided that a the spring faculty meetings. Classes end' May 13 May 5 subtracts 5 days Toial adds 14 days Committee seeks replacement Supreme Court set to hear for provost and dean of faculty By Friday, the committee will ulty, Vyse said, "Prior to the last docket cases in Dana Hall by April On dis have a list of the faculty members provost. deans of the coHege were be made available beginning Associate News Editor and who have accepted their nomina- drawn from the faculty. 1 think by Jeffrey Derman Penny Asny March 1 from Jennifer Ammirati in tion for the position. The entire se- there is a feeling among the faculty The College Voice The College Voice Conferences and Scheduling. lection process is confidential. that this person should bc someone Here come the judges. While admission is free, access A search committee for a new According to Stuart Vyse, chair who is already known and re- The Connecticut State Supreme will be limited to one hearing per provost and dean of faculty has of the search committee, Claire spected by the faculty ... that this Court is road tripping to New person. Approximately 1,000 been formed. The committee will Gaudiani, president, has asked the will promote good communication London to hear three cases over the people are expected to be accom- seek candidates from members of committee to narrow down its with the faculty and good,effective course on April 1 at 10 am, 11:30 modated over the three hearings. the current faculty and 512ff. Dor- choices for provost to between two leadership of the faculty." am, and 2 pm. The cases will be The visit lOConnecticut College othy James, former provost. re- to four candidates. Gaudiani will The duties and authority or the make the final selection of the provost wilJ remain unchanged, heard in Dana Hall. is part of the Court's community signed from the position in January. provost. wttmne provost etsothe dcen ot tbe A pre-briefing will be held at the outreach effort that harks back to The committee consists of one Explaining the decision to seek faculty and responsible for the $14 Coast Guard Academy earlier in the the early days of the state court trustee, two members, of [he ad- candidates from the existing fac- million academic budgcL week. Post-hearing analyses will be which originally had no home base. ministration, four faculty members offered in Oliva Hall directly fol- Last year the Court visited the representing the academic divi- sions, one faculty member repre- lowing each casco University of Connecticut. senting the untenured faculty, and A number or seats have been re- Connecticut College was report- 'ffrne Camel served for various government de- edly chosen as this year's site be- two students. The committee first met last partment classes and Coast Guard cause of its proximity to a number C011ll1lITJ.ecti01][ll Friday to discuss qualifications for cadets, but remaining tickets will of institutions of higher education. - a compilation of other schools' news provost and the interview process. PARI "We basically set up guidelines," Midshipmen accused of cheating L N· _11OHAL • said Saveena Dhall , a student Twenty-eight midshipmen at the Naval Academy in Annapolis, MD arc '''tl member of the search committee • BOSTON being investigated for cheating on an electrical engincerin~ exam that ·UNIVERSITY and chair of academic affairs. ~ was administered last December. Any who are found guilty can be This week, the committee will expelled from theaeademy. This is thc largcst Nnval Academy cheating ~ LEARN HOW THE WORLD WORKS a accept nominations from anyone in <: scandal since 1974,when 60 midshipmen were reported for cheating. the college who wishes to nominate Global and > Language/U>efalI=-=-Programs • an existing faculty member. ~ C) • ;>< r;: ··vi·s·io·N·i~p·F···PA·R·i·s··f z SU..... r••• I•• ' • ~ a Intersesslon : May 24 - June 11 : <.... f;;= Summer Session: June 14 - July 23 : Z • llcre lhan 50 regtB olIerIngS from the UWlnIly's IIleI3I arts amcuun- • • • A heeweelt FlendHiJlguage ImmersIan propn, feabmg : • cuIlInI WiIIItIll!l \IUS and c~ classeS. • • II/eeIa!nd extl.nians : Normandy, CI1iImPaP, loire V*i d1i\eaUX, : ~ ~ ~,GMmy and ClIneS. • a > • • semiM \lUS wllh the uwersIly d Texas, the U1MrSllY d : ~ • New HarnpsI*e and the l)lM!rSlly. d (aIIforria at 1lertleIey, • • Also two _ French Immenlon sessions: • 0 SYDNEY. 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SuIle 434 : I'h<>ne( ) --:--Unlv.... ty. 5 0 "_ • New York, New YOlk 10003 • Fail 0' SprlnJ 0 ...... _- • 12)677-4870 • Fill 1212) 47s-5205 : __ ~:::;,.,- OLondOn • OLondOn' 0Qodo policy contradicts Connecticut concluded the document. by Austin Jenkins Elaine Solinga, director of fi- College's mission statement and The College Voice nancial aid and chair of the Finan- Strategic Plan. cial Aid Study Away committee "Given the fact that this college is An ad hoc committee formed last building a niche in international semester to examine Connecticut said on whether the committee's plan is cost-neutral, "We're under studies ... it seems incongruent not College's financial aid study away to offer [financial aid for study policy has published a report ad- the assumption that it will not cost the institution any money and may away] considering our overall vocating the implementation of a mission statement and Strategic new policy under which financial even bring in money if our figures are right." Plan," he said. aid packages would travel on do- Solingasaid that peer institutions mestic and international programs. Claire Mauhews, vice president make their financial aid study away The 19-page report calls the cur- of planning and dean of admis- policies work by encouraging rent restriction, which does not al- sions, agreed with Solinga, calling larger acceptance rates for transfer low financial aid to travel, ..... an the plan, "educationally and fis- students, but because of Connecti- obstacle to creating a Connecticut cally sound." cut College's housing policies and College community that is diverse "It is easy to solve problems by the admissions office's concerns and internationalized." spending more money, but [the about feasibility, that option was , In order to offset the costs of committee] found a way to make discarded. Solinga also said some adopting such a policy, the financial aid travel abroad without of the peer institutions who rely on committee's study recommends costing the college more money," SGA votes to extend transfer students are currently fac- raising the minimum grade point she said, "I'm very optimistic it will average required for all students to work on a variety of levels and I ing financial strains and are re- campaign period study abroad from a 2.7 to a 3.2, also think it will motivate students viewing their policies. who want to go abroad to work The Financial Aid Study' Away tainly, however, support any candi- contingent upon the approval of the committee was formed last fall to by Rebecca Flynn dates right to refute the editorial faculty. harder." address this issue, which is a "third Editor In Chicf board's conclusion. We have been The report also suggests revising A survey sent out to other col- leges found that of the 12 responses priority action in the College's Concerns over the lack of con- cited as a power that swings the the faculty recommendation form Connecticut College is the only Strategic Plan," according to tested positions in recent SGA Ex- election results. This amendment which would, "allow the Commit- tee on Study Abroad to evaluate school that does not allow aid to Matthews. She supported the for- ccutive Board elections surfaced would mitigate that burden." mation of a separate committee, special circumstances as the GPA travel. Philip Ray, associate dean of Thursday as Assembly members Another formal amendment by instead ofletting the standing study may not always be the best indica- the college, and member of the debated deregulating the election Spicer would bave allowed candi- away committee handle this issue. lor of a student's suitability for Financial Aid Study Away com- process. dates to spend their $50 campaign "I figured this cornmiuee would study away privileges.'" mittee, stressed the importance of Adam Green, Public Relations spending limit however they work more quickly and efficiently director, who oversees and admin- choose. As the proposal stands, The committee's decision to these findings. "As we face more and more in- because [Solinga] had access to all isters all elections. said the pro- candidates may hang five posters or propose an increase in the required t tense competition "from otHer' the [financial" idd] nrufube'P~" posaJ was putlOgelher by the entire distribute "a maximum of two in- CPA was based primadly on "Con- Matthews said. PR commiuoe and urged debare. formational pamphlets. '" necucut College's commitment 10 schools we're shooting ourselves in Sean Spicer, house senarofofJA. Chris McDaniel, suosnrure sena- academic excellence and sensitiv- the foot wiih this policy," Ray said. The report is currently awaiting brought forth several amendments tor of Freeman, said "Let the candi- ity to budget limitations, and be- The committee's report ad- an initial review by the Planning, to the proposal, stating that the date decide how to spend a certain cause study away is a privilege, not dresses the issue of competition Priorities and Budget committee. regulations make it difficult to cam- amount of money and let's leave it , a right," according to the report. with other institutions and suggests Matthews, who is a member of paign and might stifle student in- at that." Responses to a student survey Connecticut College's ranking in PPBC, believes it is likely to be terest in running for positions. The PR director disagreed with which supported raising the mini- U.S. News & World Report would approved. "it is a cost neutral plan "Let people decide how they the amendment. "I don't believe in mum required GPA were also taken be enhanced with the policy's so PPBC will probably pass it." want to run their campaign instead an this deregulation. I think we into consideration. adoption. In addition to trying to change of sticking them in this rut," said have these rules for a reason," said "Those students who would be- Academic expenditures per stu- the current policy, Matthews ex- Spicer, stressing the importance of Green, "I don't want this to become come ineligible would remain on dent, it argues, would increase. peers to see the college's capital attempting to "create some cnthu- a free-far-all. That's not right." campus and bring additional rev- Randy Roach, assistant director campaign "target money specifi- siasm and innovation." Green asked the Assembly to enue to the college to help pay for of admissions and a committee cally for scholarships; maybe spe- A formal amendment by Spicer consider changing the voting days those students who study away," member, pointed out the current cifically for study away." passed, striking the stipulation that to Monday and Tuesday (April 12 a candidate could not campaign and 13) from Tuesday and Wednes- after Sp.m. on Sunday, April!1 and day. The election issue, containing making it possible for campaigns to recomendations based on inter- continue through voting. views with candidates, comes out Spicer said that as the proposal Monday night. stood, thcrc was a three-day lag Green said the election issue raay between the end of campaigning "swing the election" and said and when voting began on Tues- "Everything revolves around when day, April 13. The Voice comes out ... I remind "Let the candidates go out there you that these are our elections." and discuss the message," said Huntley said the Assembly Spieer. should determine their dates and Jim Walker, parliamentarl"an, the newspaper would adjust ac- said having SGA "in your face" cordingly. She argued, however, might be what students need, add- that an all-day election interview ing SGA should gel students "say- process on Friday would be unfair ing, 'damn, f want that position ."' to candidates who may have class Walker reminded the Assembly commitments. that "The voter needs to make a Failed amendments included al- choice and so docs the candidate." lowing candidates to leave mes- The point was also raised that sages on students' voice-mail or extending the campaign period leave notes on students' doors. would allow candidates to address Such activities were percieved any issues raised in the election by some Assembly members to be issue of Tile College Voice. intrudmg on studcnlS' privacy. Sarah Huntley, publisher of ihe Said Walker, "We should [reethe newspaper, supported ihis amend- election process, but we need to ment,saying, 'The VOlce believes it maintain a balance between cam- is our responsibility to provide paigningand the privacy and rights election informnlion and make can- of the voters." didate reccomendaLions. I cer- The amended proposal passed. The College Voice February 22, 1993 Page 8 p NEWS College maintains efforts to close salary gaps Salary histories at Connecticut College Annual Employee Continued from p. J ing to the college's Office of Institutional Salary Benefits tary of the college, a corporate position man- Research, his salary of $71,920 is only 211 employees were paid over $30,000 dated by law. slightly above the average professor's salary 1991-1992 Officers Of the position, Hampton said,"He or she at Amherst ($71,700) or at Colby (£71,500). Claire Gaudiani 144,273 25.381 certifies certain board actions and can sign on The college is continuing its ongoing President of the College legal documents." struggle to raise faculty salaries to a level Dorothy James, former provost and dean comparable to its peers. Lynn Brooks 89,335 18.442 of the faculty, Steve Culbertson, then vice According 10 the Olk, Ihe college ranks V.P. for Finance president for development, Claire Matthews, 17th Outof its peer group of 18 institutions in vice president for planning and dean of ad- terms of average professors' salary. The Robert Hampton 84,056 18,328 missions, Charles Luce, director of athletics college ranks fifteenth in terms of associate Dean of the College and Bernard Murstein, professor of psy- professors' salaries and last among assistant chology, are the highest paid employees. professors. Employees Dorothy James 90,100 18.034 Thesalaries ofGaudiani, Hampton.James, The tax forms also state the number of Dean of FacultylProvost Culbertson, Matthews and Luce, who were people employed by the college who earn all on the 1990-1991 tax forms as well, grew more than $30,000 a year. Steve Culbertson 81,500 15.199 by an average of 10.3 percent. Since fiscal year 1987-1988, that number V.P. for Development Data collected by College and University has almost doubled, increasing from 110 that Personnel Association show that nationwide yearto 211 in 1991-1992. Claire Matthews 74,200 17,497 median salaries of administrators at aca- A survey done by CUPA for the fiscal year V.P. for Planning & Admissions demic institutions rose by 3.0 percent in fis- 1992-1993 was also recently published. For Charles Luce 72.240 15.902 cal year 1991-1992. This figure trailed be- the I,432 schools surveyed, it showed admin- Director of Athletics hind the 4.7 percent rate of inflation. istrative salaries increased over that period According to the February 5, 1992 by a rate of 3.3 percent, compared to an Bernard Murstein 71,920 17,189 Chronicle of Higher Education,this was the inflation rate of 3.1 percent. Professor of psychology smallest percentage increase since 1987- This survey broke institutions down into 1988 and reflects the financial hard times smaller categories. For private/non-religious 1990-1991 199 employees were paid over $30,000 nationwide. institutions with enrollments between 1,401 Officers In 1990 the college hired Coopers and and 2,879, the median salary of the chief Claire Gaudiani 133.100 24,366 Lybrand, a financial consulting firm, to do a executive officer of a single institution was study of how non-faculty salaries at Con- $138,600. Another bracket with enrollment Richard Eaton 45.000 11.133 necticut College rank among salaries at se- between 1,139 and 1,859 showed the same V.P. for Finance (6 months) lected peer institutions. The schools used median salary as $98,262. Jane Bredeson 61,600 13,587 included Bates, Colby, Hamilton, Haverford, Looking at this survey, which included 328 Secretary of the College Trinity and Wesleyan. cases of CEOs at private/non-religious in- The results of this survey are confidential stitutions, Brooks said the highs and lows Employees butJoan, Hunter, director, of humaq.re-, .could.vary by at least $30,000. In th, caseof ( . Dorothy James- 85.000 1.7.409 sources, said that on average, "Connecticut CEO, the equivalent of Gaudiams postuon, 78,292 14.850 College's [overall] level of compensation is he said, the college is probably lower than Steve Culbertson equal to or slightly below that of our peer where it wants to be. Claire Matthews 70,350 18,460 institutions." The survey also broke institutions down by budget size. For private/non-religious insti- The survey did show, Gaudiani said, that Robert Hampton 66,238 18,658 the college was lagging behind in a number of tutions with budgets between £22 and $53.4 key senior administrative spots. million, the median salary for a CEO is Charles Luee 62,233 15,329 "[The survey] indicated position by posi- $140,000. For schools with budgets over 1989-1990 165 employees were paid over $30,000 tion the degree to which each of the senior $53.4 mill ion, the median increases to officers are behind. Some, including mine, 175,145. Officers are substantially behind," she said. Beverly McMillen, the assistant control- Claire Gaudiani 120,083 22,424 Gaudiani's salary increased to $144,273 ler, said the college's budget for 1992-1993 18.597 from $133,100 in fiscal year 1990-1991 and is $51,218,350, which Brooks admits falls Richard Eaton 81,000 $120,083 in 1989-1990. into a gray area between categories. Jane Bredeson 61,583 11,802 Hor salary of$100,834 for 1988-1989 was Other median salaries were given, but compensation for the nine months after she thesepositions were morcdifficult to relate to Employees Connecticut College. For example, the sur- replaced former president Oakes Ames. Dorothy James 80,000 18,185 Gaudiani declined to speak directly about vey lists separately a chief academic officer her raise. and H chief adrn mistrati ve officer, which both Robert Hampton 65.000 16.943 Gaudiani said steps have been taken La fall under Connecticut College's dual posi- 14.156 close administrative salary gaps, but said she tion of provost/dean of the faculty. Charles Luce 62.760 has declined to bring her own salary up to par. Brooks, Hampton, and Hunter stressed that 61.000 10.059 "I have told [the trustees] I would not agree the use of the CUPA survery can be It.Jis- Tom Makofske Director of computing services to have my salary gap closed until the faculty leading. The college has its own peer group that it surveys when using comparisons. salary gap has been closed," she said. William Niering 60,970 15.120 There are more sources of error when stray- Murstcin is the only faculty member Professor of Botany among the top five paid employees. Accord- ing outside this cluster. 1988·1989 141 employees were paid over $30,000 PPBC to release report Monday Officers 100,834 20,637 Wednesday meetings, Gaudiani said, "The Claire Gaudiani Continued[romp.l (9 months) final decision and to prepare the board [of meeting will be conceptual rather than spe- cific at this point." trustees] mailing. So I'm particularly pleased Eaton 73.600 17.400 that the Priorities, Planning and Budget Corn- Accoding to Jeff Berman, PPBC member, "PPBC decided on Friday that substantial mittee and the whole campus has been Bredeson 51.000 10.197 working so hard to develop cost saving and information regarding all prospective pro- gram cuts will be made available to the entire revenue building ideas," she said. Employees 14.913 "We will discuss some of these, and review community at the open hearings to be held Robert Johnson 71.700 next week." the growth by substitution process together at 11,254 Gaudiani pointed out specific questions Murstein 59,470 the open meeting, and between February 24 and March l Zrnany more small group meet- about which programs facc climinmions may Luce 58,820 12.658 ings will he held to review and advise on the be undecided at the time of the open meet- ings. "Not all questions arc likely to be an- suggestions currently under consideration," Niering 57,400 10.261 swerable at this time," she said. she continued. Thc first meeting will be held on February 13,767 Explaining that specific proposals for Hampton 57,300 24 at 2:30 p.rn. in Harris, and Lhesecond will eliminations of deparllnents, programs, and ...... - : ",_... .~. be held that day at4 p.m. in Dana Hall. services would not be made public at the The College Voice February 22, ]993 Page 9 • .' - COMICS Al.50, WHAT ARCTH05< BlUtSIfI7He 6llRA66", lWWNe~ ~~rNt'IIW/WE'LL ~J' CLINTON IS t:AILINu "'0. W4IT...~ES ~AIL{IJG BECAUSf HE's UNl.J1Ll/NG BECAUSE liE's SnCKING TO STIC./ No,wAIr. .. 9E NO .• ~E's ~AIUN('BECAuSE ABoUT 0/.1 SuRE .• /IK>"-I liEs UtJA8LE TO s"""]" MV ~E's 71I.'r'INb1"0 SACHET 7lIE k><,u!. AWAY FRoM N>aoJIlA. .. AvoiD AN!~I"G ACROSS Jjl! PRoBLEMS oNro TIlE CJiAAf>ES A6AiN HIS AGeNDA. Ioi/MSI'ONLY~NG Answers to King A/lOVT illS AGENDA. ,. rnls IS A Crossword on FAILURFi IN 7lIE page 6. MAI The College Voice February 22,1993 Page In ------~-"------ NEWS Student Panelists discuss security concerns Gen. Ed. issues COfltin~dfromp. / The plan, which advocates a se- too vague. nior culminating experience in result in Jen Ianniello criticized the cur- which students would be required rent system, saying, "1 have no rec- to produce a project linking their, ollection of the courses half the four years of education, had a committee time, and that's a shame." mixed receplion. "Everyone thinks they're taking Said Huntley, "In terms of a cul- by Jon Finnimore random courses, and that's a prob- minaling project, I don't think thar The College Voice lem," agreed Greg Curci, senator of you should limit it to writing a Knowlton. thesis," Born of student concerns about ~ Lisel Allen, whosefocus was on Other institutions and their mod- security, the creation of a collegialj;" the loo-Ievel rule for distribution els of General Education were Campus Safety committee mel' ~ requirements, said being required brought up at the meeting. to take loo-Ievel class to fulfill the Some colleges have strict core with full approval of the Adminis- ~ I trative Cabinet this week. ~ ~i;~:;';;;';;~~~~'~~~:::;;~~~;;~~requ ircrnents gives only "a smatter- requirements,"Unless we do Last week, the Student Govern- The new Campus Safety committee met for the first time this week. ing of information in all areas." something like at St. John's [Col- ment Assembly unanimously elected by the SGA. issues of safety aren't ignored, but Gerard Cnoucroun, SAC chair, lege, in Annapolis, MD) or Brook- passed a letter urging the adminis- The Jetter was originally drafted discussed and put toaclion. We felt said that General Education has lyn [Collcge], we're wasting our tration to develop such a committee by Shanley, senior Drew Todd, and more assured that the weight of this "become so diluted that there's no time," said Jones. to discuss areas of student concern. Karen Gillen of tbe Everywomyn 's responsibility would rest more philosophy of why you're taking Multiculturalism and its inclu- Colleen Shanley, SGA president Center. evenly on the community as a these courses." sion in any new General Education and a member of the Administra- The letter listed eight immediate whole and not disproportionately Jeff Berman, PPBC member, plan was agreed to be a primary tive Cabinet, presented the letter to areas of student concern, such as on one sector." said General Education should be a concern by many panelists. the cabinet, which unanimously window screens for first floor dor- Shanley added, "Members of the four-year process that shouldn't be Reggie Wyns, co-chair of agreed to establish the committee. mitory rooms, phones in the Arbo- committee need to be silting down based on requirements. MSSC, brought up the idea for an Shanley will work with Robert retum, and the establishment of a with students, the administration, Berman's plan included an im- Ethnic and Racial Relations re- Hampton, dean of the college, to formal escort service. faculty and staff on a regular basis provernent in faculty advising, with quirement. decide the committee's structure. Todd was happy with the to solve problems and make this a more personal and interactive re- Senior Rob Marbury said, "We At this point, Shanley believes . progress of the committee so far, campus safe. Right now, there is no lationship. need to broaden our horizons" He the committee will consist of Stuart but said, "1 won't be fully satisfied connection between all the relevant Senior Andre Lee said, "I'd sug- spoke of the need for inclusion of I' Angell, director of Campus Safety, unlil the eight things we proposed parties." gest something similar to our women's and gay studies in the one of the joint directors of physical are addressed actively by the ad- Shanley said the cabinet decided present program ... The Conn Col- General Education plan. plant, Lynn Brooks, vice president ministration. The role of the com- those issues should be handled by lege student is what needs to be The information gathered at the for finance, and two students to be mittee, as I see it, is to assure that the committee upon its inception. worked on," said Lee. hearings will be forwarded to EPC. Solutions from ,our Apple cempus A... II.r: a full Macintosh line for all ,our needs. You'renot the only one ds carryinga lotof units this semester. 1benew~ MadnlDsh f))/or !1assi<. Right now, your AppleCampus Reseller has the most affordable new for even more power, the Macintosh Centris' 61? See these new oomputers line of full-featured Macintosh' oomputers ever.Theres the Apple' Macintosh today atyour AppleCampus ReselIer.Where ;00IIget special student pncmg, Color Classic'- a solid performer at a remarkable price. The Macintosh as well as service during oollege:And experience the power of Macintosh..1. 1£ III which runs 50% faster than itstop-selling predecessor the LC11.And, The power more oollege students choose. The power to be )OOf best: •• , . For further information contact Kate Brown, Ext. 2090 The Campus Computer Store - Lower Level Hamilton Hall The College Voice February 22, 1993 Page 11 ARTS&ENTERTMNMENT Theater One's Agnes of God captivates Palmer audience that the Mother Superior is Agnes' for the peace she could not find in her family. Case's Mother Superior by Carll Schultz older sister, Dr. Livingstone finds The College Voice herself becoming increasingly more isa quiet, calm nun until she throws out a piece of her personal past - concerned for Agnes on a personal On the nights of February 18and hardly a past one would imagine a 21, a gathering of hardy individuals level. She decides to put Agnes under hypnosis and question her nun would have. Her heated scenes faced the cold and made their way with Smith are full of tension and to Palmer 202 to see Theater One's about the night she gave birth to her feeling. production of Agnes of God, di- baby and the night that it was con- And finally, Agnes, played by rected by senior Elise Allen. They ceived. The play comes to its con- Debbie McMahon. Dressed in were treated La a spectacular three- clusion with Agnes' remembrance white, as innocent as a flower, woman show. of both nights, and who was in the Agnes' character flows so naturally Upon astage with a set consisting room on the two occasions. it seems McMahon could have been of only three chairs, the play started Molly Smith gives a powerful sent by God Himself to play the off with a tape-recording of Agnes' performance asDr. Livingstone; she role. McMahon's portrayal of Director Derron Wood emphasizes the life of the Jegendary Vlad the ImpaJer singing, performed by Dinah Stew- is very professional with a quick in the up-coming version of Dracula, scheduled to hit the stage on Friday. Agnes, crashing to the floor and ard. Alone on the stage was Dr. sense of humor , and her character's crying in pain in her hypnotism, LIvingstone, recounting her profes- transformation during the course of screaming at her mother who is no sional relationship with Agnes, a the play from a distant psychiatrist Wood's Dracula takes longeralive,actually gave this writer young nun facing trial for the al- trying to determine Agnes' mental leged murder of her baby. Agnes state for the court to a concerned goosebumps. Hats off to the three astounding herself does not remember the inci- woman questioning her values, her a bite out of Palmer dent, theconvent's discovcry of her religion and what her decision will actresses, and to Elise Allen for her would take with the play. Accord- baby strangled by its umbilical cord, mean to Agnes, is superb. outstanding directing job, for out- by James Santangelo ing to Wood, this particular version Susan Case is the perfect Mother standing this play was, and assur- A&EEdltor . wrapped inbloody sheets and placed is not entirely his own. Said Wood, in a trashcan in Agnes' room .. Superior, a once-married woman edly worth the cold walk to Palmer Now wait, before you go and get "I am not trying to fight or help The story unfolds as Dr. who has now turned to the church for all who attended. all hostile, let me talk. So you have interpretation. Iwant to see the ac- Livingstone tries to get closer and gone toseetheFrancis Ford Coppola tors' interpretation, but I feel that closer to the answers of who the "film" (notice I use caution with we are trying to say, 'What are our father of Agnes' baby isand whyno that word), and you have a rough own dark sides?' > 'What obsesses one else in the convent knew she idea of the classic story, maybe you us?', 'What do we secretly fall in was pregnant. In doing so, she has have read Lestat chronicles, or love with?'" ~oconfront many of her own prob- maybe you are a vampire, but all I The Theater Department has said lems with the Catholic church while know is that you have never seen in a press release that. "Dracula talking to Agnes' Mother Superior, anything like this play before in powerfully illuminates that an ob- who sees Agnes as a gifted and your life. session. the driving force behind blessed young, woman, and fears Dracqln, dramatized by Hamilton one's actions, can of len lead to de- for her safely in Dr. Livingstone's DeaneandJohnL. Balderston, wilJ struction ." methods of investigating the truth be staged by the Connecticut Col- Foranyone who hasread theplay about her baby. lege Theater Department next and is wondering how many liber- Agnes is a complete innocent, Thursday, Friday and Saturday in ties the director is taking with the and her knowledge about the ways Palmer Auditorium at8 p.m. with a play, Wood has said, "When you of the world is sometimes so terri- special midnight matinee on March take a 2-D page with black and bly naive and twisted it is shocking. 5. white writing on it and turn it into Agnes believes that good babies This version of Dracula, unlike screaming and yelling, you take any of the others, emphasizes the some libenies." I was informed that come straight from angels, and only historical figure behind the legend- this play is not solely based upon bad ones are started from sex a Vlad the Impaler. The play is di- the text, or novel, but incorporates subject she is not very familiar with herself. rected by Derron Wood '88, who aspects from many books, includ- heads the Flock Theater Depart- ing Dracula:PrinceofManyFaces The reason for Agnes' innocence is her mother, who kept her out of < ment in MassachusetlS and last di- by Radu R. Florescu and Raymond rected for the Connecticut College T. McNally, Dance of Death by school and away [rom other chil- Theater Department in 1990, stag- Hans Hal Bien, and The Prince, by dren, cornplai ning of headaches and mg Eugene lonesco's Macbett. Machiavelli. talking to angels. To the horror of ~ On the background of this tale, I received a most interesting an- I?r. Livingstone ~nd Mother Supe- ~ Wood explained, that Vlad the swer when I asked Wood about the nor, Agnes admits that her mother ;; Impaler's father took the "Oath of sexuality of the story. I asked if the both mentally and sexually abused ~ the Dragon," or Dracul, meaning play would discuss the sexual len- • her as a child, telling her that -she that he was willing to give his life sionsthataresoevidentin the novel was fat, and that fat people are evil for the cause of purging Europe of and society today, and how he be- sinners. Her mother also made her the Muslims. Unfortunately for him, lieved that would be received at take off her clothes andrhen burned he died before he did much purg- Connecticut College. His answer her with cigarettes. ing.Buthisson,Dracula,carriedon was simple and to the point, "Ev- With the outpouring of all these the family tradition, and became eryone at Conn, from the freshmen horrors, along with the revelation infamous for his absolute brutality all the way up to the top of the in impaling his victims. According administration,questions ihcir scxu- to Wood, it is this "ethnic purifica- ality at one point or another." lion that causes trouble in Europe, The cast, to which unlimited ku- Co~~ratulatio)lsto this year's even to this day." dos will be owed, is comprised of Another interesting aspect of this Scotl James portraying the re- new production is the focal pointof nowned vampire, Barbara Whitney recipients of the Mary Foulke the director. "I believe that this playing the part of Mina, Robert play," Wood said, "is all about the Yasamura as Renfield, Dave dark underside of what one person Bardeen asVan Helsing, Ravi Maira Morrison Internships: can do to another. We as human as Jonathon Harker, Ben Kaplan as r beings deal with this dark side." Dr. Seward, Joshua Pritchard as After seeing the classic Nosferatu, Butterworth, and Amy Hanoian as Kim LaBoy Bela Lugosi in Dracula, Love AI the Maid. Tickets are 55 general First Bite, and about a zillion other andS3 for students. The Box Office adaptations of the Bram Stoker is open from II am - 6 p.m. Mon- Esther Potter novel, including the farce that day-Friday. For tickets call 439- Francis Ford Coppola directed, I ARTS. Produced by special arrange- ) was a bit curious what angle Wood ment with Samuel French, I nco The College Voice February 22, 1993 Page 12 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT SAC hosts comedian Mac King by James Santangelo fit me right I would be a famous Barbara Mandrell. comedtan." A&EEditor His talent has notonly been show- WeD it seems the garment fits cased on stage but also in commer- When asked how he came to be perfectly now, as he has performed cials. He has appeared in commer- the man he is today, Mac King has in SOmeof the honest comedy cIubs cials for Kentucky Fried Chicken, said, "When I was a little kid my across the COuntry, including The United Way, Bennigan's, grandfather gave me his "Magic Dangerfield's, Stitches, and The Pillsbury, and The Hillrich and Suit." The suit was much too big for Comedy Connection. He has also Bradsby Co.i just to name a few. me then, but he told me The Suit opened for such acts as Jay Lena, When asked to describe his show, had secret powers and that when it Jerry Lee Lewis, Eddie Rabbit, and King said, "I guess I've got a friendly act, because a lot ofpeople come up to talk with me after a show. They say the nicest things. ~ - Stuff like, 'I loved your act. It was 'i; like Vaudeville, but not as out of ~ .. dale,' or just, 'I Javed the suit.' ] Sometimes people ask me about a'~ specific pan of my show such as, 'g 'Can your head really cave in from ~ drinking through a straw?' But I.i guess my favorite thing that any- ~ body ever said about me was, 'He's \; , hilp... Ith· In. k." -e~ University of Massachusetts, § University of Louisville, Tenncs- t..., sec Tech, Macalcstcr College, and A dark and stormy night comes to Connecticut College. Boston College arc just a few of the colleges and institutes ofhigheredu- cation he has attended ... for his Gothic genre provides show. Mac King has said, "My folks tr saw to it I got a good education. I have a degree in anthropology, you outlets for cultural fears t know. That's why I'm doing com- edy now." porary horror writers Stephen King by Luke Brennan -, So anyone interested in attending The College Voice and Clive Barker. his show on Saturday should just Interestingly, Kinghorn disagreed Against a stormy, forbidding show up at8 p.m. on February 27 at with the long -held belief that gothic nightscape and a dark and decaying ~"* • Oliva Hall and be prepared to laugh. fiction uses the fear of the unknown old mansion, a young heroine ~ • This is being brought to you by to achieve its desired effect, since screams and tries to flee as an un- SAC In conjunction with Marc "the unknown is not self-evident." , earthly specter draws closer ... Instead. it "constantly recombines I ~~YTI1\fi?J,' Sicher. And just in case you are The above elements are easy to known fears in new ways" and worried about the price, don 't worry, recognize as staples of gothic fic- works on "fhe fear of the other, that • it's free. What more could you ask ~~------"'= tion. Where they came from and which one is not ... outer. unknown Mac King brings the magic of his grandfather's suit to the college. for? what they truly mean, however, is forces." The presence of this fear is not as obvious. This lecture pre- not harmful to thereader;jnstcad, it sented by the Theater Department facilitatcsa sort oft'psychic release" Thursday and connected with the of anxiety. upcoming production of Dracula Kinghorn also noted how this attempted to answer this question. manner of fiction usually seems to For dckets and reseNdllons call 444-7373 The lecture, titled "The Gothic recur when a "gurgling fear about Impulse in Fiction" and given by other parts of society" appears and director, linguist, and writer Michael (he fear is channelled into frighten- Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, Kinghorn of lhe American Literary ing but manageable images (to use Place, was a thorough, well-re- an expression offered by an audi- Sunday, March 7· 7:30 PM searched analysis of this fiction ence member). $15, ($25, Loge) genre. Kinghorn found significance in Kinghorn broke the concept of the release of Francis Ford gothic fiction down into its compo- Coppola's Dracula and the hostil- ncms, "[it] is a highly subjective ity towards different groups in world [which] doesn't conform to American society expressedat this our objective view of reality ... summer's Republican convention. time, space, and identity areall rela- Kinghorn concluded his talk with tive perceptions ... [ill resembles a discussion of gothic themes in nightmares." contemporary film, with great at- Kinghorn traced the origins and tention paid to the new Dracula influences behind gothic fiction. He film. related its purposeas aucmpting to Whilc Kinghorn said he did not "promote fear and terror in the like thc film, he acknowledged that reader," and itsorigins to theNorse "the major conflicts in society to- and Germanic myths of the distant day - sex, drugs, race, gcnder-fear past, realized in the epic poem issues- are a great medium for Beowulf. Kinghorn described how directors and writers to comment." the gothic theme evolved into the Gothic fiction (and the fear and familiar "old,dark house" story we terror which are inextricably linked know today, developed by authors to it), it seems, is just as relevant "Bluegrass such as Sheridan LeFanu and Edgar today as it ever was. Allen Poe and utilized b contern- from "We're a outer space. " Please recycle very - Music Scene hUlIUln-friendly (~ group. " CONTEMPORARY JAZZ ...,. -Bela Fleck #1 Billboard - #1 Cashbox TheColhge Voice The College Voice February 22, 1993 =P;;;; 13 SPORTS 1M Update: Flockey hockey flocks to victories in 1M floor hockey winners. Anne Palmgren netted 13 easily defeated the Door Mats 65- In Sunday's first match- up, the Low Lifes held off Motores for trounced Interdorm 13-0 in Tues- points for the losers. 35. Scott Hadfield, Todd Whitten, Shape Wing demonstrated the dif- a 7-5 victory. Pete Carroll had four day night's last game. Andrew In A-League hoop action, The Rob Stephenson, and Tim Cheney ference between Door hockey and goals for the Low Lifes, while Gibian had four goals for the win- Product suffered their first defeat of all scored in double figures for the field hockey as they trounced teammate J.E. Penicaud added two ners. In Thursday's only contest, the season on Sunday as they lost a winners. Booth Keeney, scoring a Milwaukee's Best 17-3. Jon Wales goals. Luc O'Connor had three the Syracuse Bulldogs made it 2-0 close one 10 the Alumni 52-51. game high 21 points, puton another led all scorers with eight goals. Joel goals for the losers. In the last game on the week as they crushed Howie Long netted 24 points for one man show for the Door Mats. Kress had two goals for the losers. of the night, the Syracuse Bulldogs Crashed and Burned 15-2. John the Alumni. Dave Papadopoulns The Alumni made it 2-0 on the Interdorrn tallied their first win of crushed Word Play 19-0. Sal Clarke was spectacular for the Bull- had 15 points for the losers. In an- week as they squeaked by French Sigleski had a nine goal effort for dogs as he netted 11 goals. Jeff the season as they defeated Crashed Lick 73-71. Former Camel star Gilton and Josh Lcvineeach tallied other close game on Sunday, the and Burned 10-3 in Sunday's sec- the Bulldogs, while !inemate John Low Lifes held on for a 55-54 win Mike Penella had 20 points for the ond 8 p.m. game. Mike Tauber net- Clarke added six goals. forC&B. In women's hoops this week, over the Door Mats. Pete Ryan had Alumni. Pete Everett scored a game ted eight of Interdorm 's goals. Jeff In Tuesday's opener, BBall remained undefeated as they 13 points for the Low Lifes, while high 35 points for the losers. The Gilton, Pete Morehouse, and Nigel Milwaukee's Best tied the Hansen squeeked by the Dream On Team teammates Damien DePeter and Ed Low Lifes also made it 2-0 on the Mendez each tallied for C&B. Brothers 3-3. Thomas Ladd tallied Metzendorf each had nine. Booth week as they were a 71-64 winner Flockey Hockey continued their for all three of Hansen's goals. Josh 35-31. Tara Sorenson was the high Keeney had a game high 20 points over the 96er's. Ed Metzendorf, Cy winning ways at 9 p.m. as they Fairbanks netted two goals for MB. scorer for BBall with 16 points. Sue for the .Door Mats. The 96er's Fulp, and Pete Ryan each had 16 trounced the Honchos 15,-1. An- Word Play bounced back from Bradbury and Jean McCarthy each showed that they still have some points for the winners. Greg Keller drew Gibian, Thea Yedinsky, Sam Sunday's humiliating defeat to win nctted eight points for the losers. had a game 20 for the youngsters. In Nichols, Jeff Legro, and Mike 7-5 over the Puckheads in Thc Dream On Team redeemed growing up to do as they were the final game of the week, Flail Gaffney each had a hat trick for the Tuesday's other 10 p.m. match-up. themselves latter in the week with a handed a 84-41 loss by the more crushed Montana Realty 65-38. winners. Derek Crump netted the Both Ben Bailey and Dan Stem had win over the Campus Towers 38- experienced Flail. who remains the Pete Francis had 20 points for Flail. sale goal for the Honchos. In the hal tricks for the winners. Alex 22. Sue Bradbury had 12 points for only undefeated team in the league. Derrick McNeil had a game high 22 second match-up, Bad Hockey was Katz had three goals for the Dream on, while teammate Anne All five of Flail's starters scored in a 5-2 winner over the Hansen Puckheads. Parmenter added ten points Kristen the double figures with Barnaby points for the losers. Dr. Dan Bendor won the 1993lM Brothers. Andrew Schiff and Ken DivasNinehanded the Low Lifes Smith had ten points for the Hall having a gamc high 21 points Racquetball Tournament by de- Widdman each had two goals Bad their first loss of the season as they Towcrs.WWA also remained Rollo Jones had 14 for the losers. In featingDarren Brody 15-10, 15-{i. Hockey. Thomas Ladd had both of easily won Tuesday's first twilight undefeated as they handed down a Sunday's final contest, Montana This is the second straight year Dr. 'the Hansen's goals. The Hot Shots game 8-1. Team captain Ray Flynn 36-21 loss to the Campus Towers. Realty was victorious over French Bendor has won the tournament. were a 9-3 winner over the had five goals for Divas Nine, while Susie Hamlin was the high scorer Lick 62-59. Mike Sneideman had Puckheads in Sunday's late game. teammates Bob Thomas and Joe for WW A with 13 points Eileen 29 points for MR, while teammate Kevin Kelly had five goals for the Magiera each added two. J.E. Pupa had ten points for the losers. Derrick McNeil added 25. Pete winners. Kevin Cunningham had Penicaud tallied for the Low Lifes WW A finished out the week with a Everett netted 24 for the boys from 34-20 win over the Tarheels. French Lick. . "The information in this article is two goals for the losers .• sole goal. It was business as usual compiled by the intramural office In Sunday's First twilight game, for Flockey Hockey as they Eileen Parrish had 17 points for the On Wednesday, 2A's and 7B+'s Corson garners coveted t-shirt in all-campus Sega hockey tournament- strong sh-owing by Gibian j WON THE SEGA TOURNA- F- Ted Frischling - This man, sively dropped games to Wheaton thing you know they'll have Zippy MENT AND ALL I GOT WAS once told by his high school basket- and Bates in nearly identical fash- the Monkey authoring editorials .. THIS STUPID SHIRT." In the ball coach to "loosen his lower ion. The only thing left in the sea- How about Derrick NcNeil early going, Freeman and Harkness valves" during a bout with consti- son for the men is to see if they can knocking down 9 3-pointers in an ~, dorms looked strong, with Carson pation, has broken the skin on his. pick up a win or two in these last 1M game this past Sunday Smith and Andrew Gibian winning own fingers more than once during two games to prevent the women Touchdown Dobbigibl by Dobby Gibson thrilling overtime games to stay in eating frenzies. from earning more victoriesin this .nd the running: But in the end, a 50[(- F - Tim Cheney - Spent $536 on season than the men have in the last Schmoozing's Believe It, or David Papadopoulous meatball subs from Longo's Deli three. Right now, the score is '90- Transfer The Couege Voice spoken and sober youngster from Wright Dorm named Ashley last semester. '93 men: 20, '92-'93.women: 19. Did you know that the average Opening Remarks Corson defeated Carlos Garcia in a C - Ethan Brown - Four heart .. Hey, did anybody notice that number of exclamation points and/ three-game championship series attacks last week. Ronald Reagan "wrote" an op-ed or uses of the word "awesome" in Schmoozing is proud to an- (complete with rousing Leslie 'G - Tom Satran - When his par- piece in the New York Times this a dorm newsletter auatched to a nounce that this week's article, Nielson-style national anthem) that erus come to visit, he actually pre- past weekend. It's a shame to see bathroom stall is 104? Believe it, along with all future articles, will will not be soon forgotten. fers they take him out to Rosies. the Times digress like that. Next or transfer. be written with the use of Brendan Corson's title caused an angry and G - Kenny Widmann - His cho- Gilmartin'S Macintosh SE-30. confused Carson Smth to exclaim, lesterol level is so high that his This marks the first time Dab and "ICs not fair. Ashleyhasa3.8GPA, arteries have been reduced to a cir- Women's Hoops finishes Pops have ever tried to venture into can put up weight in the weigh, cumference one-fiftieth that of a the complicated world of financial room, is good at sports, is liked by common household pin. with 7-0 NESCAC record bartering, bargaining and compro- girls, AND he's good at Sega. It's mise. However, when Gilmartin just not fair." Luke Beatty Miscellaneous Conunueafrom p.Lo five minutes. The other 35 be- offered to buy Dob's computer and poignantly stated, "I don't care who off-balance jumper increased the longed to Conn, who used an open- then sell it back to Schmoozing wasn't playing in the tournament. The women's ice hockey team lead to seven. ing 17-4 run to build a 39-15 half- after only marking it up $75, we There's just no doubt in my mind got another win this past weekend, Conn finally iced the game with time lead. Conn eventually coasted couldn't resist President Claire that Ashley is the best Sega player squeeking by a local team 2-1. In- I:26 left. Macca missed the second to an 86-36 win. Gaudiani called Schmoozing's in the school." A special cleaning terim coach MattShea said afterthe of a pair of free-throws, but Wood Wood poured in 22 points and new alliance with Gilmartin "bril- team has been working round the game, "I have the best winning per- was able to control the lose ball and Sher had 15. Gillisadded 17 and the liant" Rob Marbury deemed it "sa- clock cleaning theJ.A.living room centage of any coach in Conn his- earn her own trip to the charity understatement of the month when gacious." Catherine Wood brooks - apparently the stench of tory." By the wa y, the team the stripe. She converted both shots, she said of her team's defensive dean of Student Life, said "!t's ~ McDonald's,Domino's, Taco Bell, Camels beat was composed of and Conn had a 71-{i0 lead, and effort, "We've been working on a house, not a dorm." and Milwaukee's Best has been mostly eleven and twelve year-aids essentially the 77-{i5 victory. new defense, the box and one. We seeping up to the second floor caus- (feisty little buggers, though) ... Few people thought did pretty well with that" Yeah, All-Campus Sega Hockey ing multiple cases of dizziness and Hats off to the women's and men's Wednesday's game against Coast an~WaraniiPeace is a pretty long Tourney vomiting. basketball teams for their play this Guard would be close. The Bears novel. past weekend. The women pulled entered the game with a 3-16 The win against conference rival Words can hardl y express the Schmoozing's AlI.Rosie's away from the Bobcats of Bates in record, compared with a 16-1 mark Bates completed Conn's NESCAC mayhem that took place in the Jane Team 1993 the final minutes to gain a 77-65 for their neighbors. TheAcademy's season, which they finished with a Addams living room this past Fri- victory. The women have now run starling center, Amanda perfect 7- 7 ------SPORTS r I ACIler schushes to 21st at regionals nitely in the top fifteen." Adler's by Julie Granor times in both of his second runs Sports Editor were good enough La move him in Freshman Josh Adler finished t021 st in both the slalom. and giant 21st in both the slalom and giant slalom. slalom at the New England Re- Adler's performance last week- gional Invitational ski race last end was quite impressive for his weekend to cap off the season for first showing in the race. He was the ski team. able to qualify forthe rcgionals by In his first runs, Adler had to defeating all the other individuals ?atlle the odds, receiving low bids in New England whose teams had In both races which forced him to not already qualified. The fresh- ski in conditions that were less than man is more than likely to qualify ideal. "It's really hard when you. for the race again but hopes that the Hockey takes two straight on have such a low bid because than Camels will also make it lO everyone else goes before you and regionals as a team. the snow gets chewed up and it has This year was basically a re- road before falling to Bowdoin a lot of ruts," Adler said. building season for both the men's Despite the poor conditions and women's ski team, Compct- advantage oftheir arch rivals. With . defenseman Attila Kosa took a pen- Adler was able to move up 23 ing in the Thompson division, the by Jon Wales the game tied at two in the third alty allowing the strong Colby places after his first run in the sla- men's team finished an average of The College Voice period, Mall Cann broke the dead- power play unit once more chance 10m and 18 places after his first run sixth overall out of nine while the It was a busy week for the Conn lock and led the Camels to a 4-2 to tie the game, But Magnani was in the giant slalom. He proved to be women placed seventh of nine this College Hockey Team as it faced victory. Magnani was strong in the true to the task and turned aside the even more successful in his second season. However, next year the runs of both races, He said of his will only one member to three tough opponents, all on the twine for Conn, turning aside 33 Colby threat to preserve the victory learn lose ra~e on Sunday, ",I w~s real happy graduation, and with young SUITS road. The week began on Tuesday shots. The game was a complete for the Camels. Wtth the way I skied 10 the second like Adler.the Camels have a 10lOf night in Hartford against arch rival opposite of its predecessor. With Despite being outshot 32-16 for run today. I think my time might potential. Trinity, continued on Friday night the referees warning the two teams the game, the Camels still walked have been in the top ten, and defi- in Waterville. Maine against about 'goonism' before the contest away with a conference "W,n Colby and concluded Saturday af- started, only two penalties were With wins against Trinity and ternoon in Brunswick, Maine assesed all game. Colby .the Camels reached the .500 against Bowdoin. All things con- The road trip continued Friday mark for the first time all season at sidered, the week was a tremen- evening against Colby. Once 10-10-1 overall, and 5-9-1 i~ dous success for the Camels as again, Magnani was asked to guard ECAC East competition. they avenged the Trinity loss, 4-2, the net for the Camels, and guard it With a two game, conference edged Colby 3-2 and dropped a he did. Conn came out extremely winning streak under their belts, heartbreaker to_Bgw,Q.qin, 6.;-;1. j'lat in the, f.irst period,_ap'pare~tl¥. Conn took 0!l jJ~r~nnial p£lwe.r "The Trinity game was one of suffering from me long bus ride up Bowdoin in a matinee on Saturday. the weirdest I've played in, .. said Interstate 95, Sophmore Tom DiNanno was freshman Kevin Magnani who At the end of the first period, the given the nod in goal to face the started in goal for Conn. "There Camels were outshot 17-5 but double threat of Joe and Charlie was no music for warm- ups, and found themselves leading the con- Gaffney, twin brothers of Conn se- the only sounds all game were the test.J-O, thanks to Magnani's solid nior, Mike Gaffney. players communicating with each play. Colby continued to press into Ultimately, the game was de- other:' Magnani was commenting the second stanza, but Conn cided on special teams, with the on the absence of spectators from showed signs of life with the Black Bowdoin power play unit going the arena. The decision to exclude line of Bob Barrett, Matt Cann and three for three on the day. the fans was made by both schools Ray Woishek leading the way. Charlie Gaffney was immense all six Bowdoin goals. Miller, Barrell, Cann and Smith. in response to the fighting which The Camels took a 3-1 lead into for the Polar Bears, netting a "hat The Camels, however, stayed Despite thc tough loss to Bowdoin.the team still remains op- broke out on the ice and in the third but suffered several untimely trick" in the first period. Conn close the entire outing and pulled to tirnistic going into its final two stands after the February 5 meet- penalties, allowing Colby to get would be unable to stop the within 6-5 with IS seconds left in games against Hamilton and Wil- ing .. With the home ice advantage one back. Up by a goal with one Gaffney-Gaffney-Gentile combo the game on a Ben Smith tally. liams next weekend. apparently nullified, Conn took minute remaining. Conn for Bowdoin as that line erupted for Unfortunately, controversial of- Iiciating and "hometown" clock "We played with a 10l of heart management prevented Conn from and pride this week," said Junior getting one last crack at the Bob Barrett, "everyone showed up Bowdoin goal. Camel goals were to play every night with a no quit scored by Kosa, Freshman Skip attitude:' R_Jor __ Quid Salary plus Room and Boarn. CANCUN JAMAICA CHEAP! BAHAMAS & MORE FBI I U ,S. 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Her free rofessor will assign no reading lor d h d P mporarily lost their second- throw cut the lea . to tree, an wednesday's class, then turn cats te 1 I aroundandaskhisorhcrslUdenlslO leading scorer, Antoinette Connwasabletotrm byan yone~t Kenmuir-Evans, to an injury. the hair, 34-33. thanks to Sher s read War and Peace for Thursday. Instead of packing up the bus jumper with four seconds Icft. The same rule applies in the war Id But of basketball. Just a few days after and driving back to Lewiston, Bates Most of the second half :V~ blowing your opponent off the played even better. A three pointer tighter than a Lazrus r?om '. Gillis court,youcanfindyourselfbatLling began a 21-8 run for the visitors, recorded two of her Sl~ po~nts by hose extremely aggressive de- knocking down a baseline Jumper it OUl in a close game. W That is exactly what happened to fcnse made it difficult for Conn to to give Conn its first lead, 35-34, the women's basketball team last pass the ball. By the time the spurt since they led 11-10. It also began week. The 18-1 Camels, ranked was over, Bates had hit another an exchange of baskets which fifth among Division III New En- long-range bomb, gotten Kenmuir- continued throughout most of the gland Teams, won their fourteenth Evans back into the game, and exciting second half. Until the five and fifteenth straight contests by grabbed a 27-19 lead with 5:16 re- minute mark. . . destroying Coast Guard 86-36 on maining in the half. C. J. Stuart (19 POints) hit two Wedncsdayand struggling to get by Conn was not about to have their free throws to give Conn a 62-60 Bates 77-65 on Saturday. fourteen game winning streak lead. She hit another twenty sec- Bates, who carried a mark of 9- snapped in their own gym. Bonnie onds later, but not before Sher had 11, appeared on the surface to be Silberstein (four points, eight re- to leave the game because of an another squashablc opponent. But bounds) started the Camel come- injury. .. senior co-captain Erika Gi lis back with two straight baskets, the Justas the Bobcats were inspired thought otherwise. second from a Mamie Sher (12 by an injury in the Firsthalf. the "\Ve killed Bates last year," she points) pass to cut the Bobcat bulge Camels used it as motivation late in said, adding, "But they've beaten ta27-23. the game. Gillis addcd two more Trinity, who we struggled to get by Esty Wood (17 points, 15 re- from the stripe to up the lead to 65- (62-59 last month), so it could be a bounds, five assists, three blocked 60, and Bcrn Macca's (17 points) close game." shots) continued where her c1ass- Sec Hoopsp14 Bern Maceo battling a Bates player for position on a rebound. Women's squash downs Tufts to finish season 11-10 ous day in the lournamenc, Conn and it [ell Ukeeverylhing wasreany just mote aggressi ve and more "We had a lot of depth from top to by Julie Granor Sports Editor was derennined 10 produce a win. solid today," Bartholomew com- . skilled." bottom on the ladder, and we had The team struggled at first, losing men led on the team's play against Alsop won the only match for good tournaments at Williams and In a come [rom behind victory, their first four matches, but then the Tufts. Conn against Dartmouth, while Wesleyan," she said. the worn en's squash team sq ueaked Camels fought back as the co-cap- In the first day of the tournament, Shergalis and junior Kristen The team has high aspirations For by Tufts 5--4 yesterday at the Howe tains Robyn Wallace and Sara despite losing 8-1 to Dartmouth, Hansen both won matches in the next year, since they will only be Cup tournament, placing the Cam- Bartholomew, junior Margaret and 7-2 to Middlebury, the Camels team's loss against Middlebury. losing one player, Wallace, to els 13th of 25 overall teams and Shergalis, sophomore Danny De were still very pleased with their With their performance in the graduation. fifth in the division of the competi- Sola, and freshman Eliza Alsop level of play. Howe Cup, Conn closes out its sea- "We should be really strong next tion. each came up with big wins to give "We were a lot stronger today," son with a 11-10 record. year. If get a couple of decent fresh- After suffering losses to Conn the victory over Tufts. co-captain Robyn Wallace said. However, overall Bartholomew men, we should have a good sea- Dartmouth 8-1 and 7-2 the previ- "Everyone was really pumped, "We went out full force. They were felt the team had a good season. son," she said. • Men's b-ball bows to both Bates, Wheaton and drops record to 6-14 a run they were turned away by the outset and Conn was never re- by Ed Mclzcndorf The Cortege Voice Wheaton's strong team dcfcnsq. ally able to mount any sort of rally. The Camels played hard but were Whenever it seemed Conn was The men's basketball team con- unable to take advantage of oppor- ready to break into Bates double tinued its downward spiral this tunities to cut into Wheaton's lead. figure lead, the Camels failed to weekend, putting on two mediocre Wheaton was led by Chris convert easy shots or were not able performances against Wheaton Sullivan's 26 points. Conn got to make the crucial defensive stop. and Bates. The team continues to strong performances from Will To the teams credit they continued slump because it is unable La put Betts, Ted Frischling and Andre to fight throughout the game and together a consistent effort for Wright. refused-to give up. Conn was led by forty minutes. On Saturday Bates College trav- another strong performance by Ted Friday night highly ranked elled to the Luce Athletic Center Frischling (14 points) and Fresh- , Wheaton was hosted by the Cam- and defeated the Camels 90-73. man Andre Wright (12 points, ten ~ els. Wheaton was too much for the Bates' well-balanced attack and rebounds) contimred to impress ':; Camels to contend with and came strong shooting performance was with his strong all-around play. ] away with a 80-68 victory. They too much for Conn. Bates shot a The men's hoop team concludes ~ controlled the tempo and Conn . . h ~ very impressive 61 percent from ItS season wIt games at Coast i.i:: ~ much of the game, holding on to the field led by Ross Moreau (8- Ghuard and the finals home game for j L ~. comfortable double figure leads. 12, 18 points) and Brad Whipole t e senIors on aturday versus . .. Whcn Cnnn seemed rcadv ta make 8-11,18 oints. Bates led from NESCAC rival Tufts. ~';'V::iII~lJ::-e--:t-ts-e.cx.cp=lo--:d=es=f=o=r=h=,'=o=a=ga=i'--ns-t-'.,.V.,.h-ea-t-o-n-="-=:....:.----~'.J Athlete of the Week This week's athlete of the week goes to KEVIN MAGNANI The freshman goall'e ,vent 2-0 on th k 'th 30 . , " ., .,,, e wee , WI saves In a Win over Colby, and 24 In the tnumph over Tnntty, Magnant IS a likely candidate for ECAC Player and/or Rookie of the Week, The College Voice February 22,1993 Page 16