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Volume 57, No. 9 ">?i Friday, January 30, 1981 Phone 284-4401 Tuition: How UM Compares To Other Schools

By AMY JACOVES into focus the rationale behind tui­ Gilpin also stated that UM's SAT j ties| are all institutions who have New. Ediior tion hikes at UM. I scores have risen 63 points since I the same quality of students we According to Budget Director NEWS ANALYSIS j 1976, while the national SAT scores j have," Gilpin stated. First of a Series Glen Cardwell, one way to compare have dropped 23 percent. The institutions named above — instititions is to decide which UM's goal for next year, accord- ! on the criterion of competing for Last year, when the possibility of schools we are competitive with for ing academics. But that is not the demic standards for the university. ing to Gilpin, is to attract students students and SAT scores — are the a tuition increase was brought to students. only reason. In addition to this cri­ "We want to compare ourselves in the 1000-1500 SAT score range. ones that UM will be compared the fore, administrators and faculty For example, when students send terion, another must be included — to what we would like to be. That's Some of the universities with the j with. In the next series, a compari­ were comparing UM to other uni­ their SAT scores to prospective uni­ each school attracts a different type where you get the prestigious same quality of students at UM, ac­ son will be made of these schools' versities to rationalize UM's $500 versities, they have the option of of student based on the university's schools [on the list for comparison] cording to SAT scores, are Univer- j tuitions and feet;. hike. The things that were being sending their scores to other uni­ location. ," Cardwell said. sity of Southern California, Syra- : In addition, the academic quality compared included tuition as well versities as well. Of the 7,384 stu­ Associate vice president of aca­ cuse, Texas Christian University ! of these comparable school's will be as faculty salaries. He also stated that by UM's com­ dent who sent the scores to UM in paring itself to "high quality pri­ demic affairs, George Gilpin, said and Loyala of Chicago. made in order to put the entire tui­ It is a common practice for uni­ Fall 1979, 1,145 sent their scores to vate institutions", it is a step to­ that UM's mean SAT score has "These are the people who we I tion issue into its proper perspec­ versities to compare budgets, but the University of Florida, 653 to ward setting the goal of higher aca­ risen to 990. compete with. . .They jthe universi- j tive. many UM students questioned the Boston University, 290 went to Cor­ validity of having their school com­ nell, 265 to Tulane University in pared to universities such as Har­ New Orleans, and smaller amounts vard, Yale, etc., when in their were sent to Notre Dame, New minds, there was no comparison. York University, Northwestern and This series, therefore, will set out Emory University. to discover which universities UM is comparable to in academics, tui­ Cardwell said that "not every one UM May Have New President tion, faculty salaries and other of these can be considered a com­ areas will be compared so as to put petitor" for various reasons, includ- By February, Trustee Says

By PETER S. HAMM "We have a policy that Jim McLamore is the Funding sources for that stadium, though, Managing tditor only one that makes any statements about the would have to be sources that have no intention search," said Search committee and Board of of donating funds to University academics, Mc­ Trustees member Charles Cobb. Lamore said. "The Boar^ is against us'ng Probable dates for both the decision on an On Jan. 9, McLamore sent a letter to Univer­ sources that could be use for academic pro­ on-campus stadium and the announcement of sity officials stating that the committee, which grams." candidates for the Presidency of the University previously was to present candidates to the The committee will c ncentrate, McLamore were set by the Board of Trustees at the month­ Board of Trustees on Jan. 22, was pushed back said, on three areas in question, those of access ly meeting held Wednesday, according to Board to the current target because the committee had and parking in the stadium area, the stadium's Chairman James McLamore. yet to complete its scheduled interviews. impact on the neighborhood, and ' narrowing "I reported to the Bnard of Trustees this Although no names huve been confirmed, down the question of cost." morning that the Search Committee was mak­ the letter stated that there were certain "high "The figure that |head football coach| ing good progress. There should be a candidate potential and sought after candidates," that had Schnellenberger has given us is five and one- or candidates to announce by late February or decided to meet with the committee. half million dollars, but the studies showed that early March," McLamore said. it could cost eleven or twelve million," McLa­ The candidates who are currently under McLamore also commented on a move made towards a final decision on whether or not to more -said. consideration are being held confidential by Mc­ "I think those questions are key, and have to Lamore. proceed with plans for an on-campus stadium, and said that a final decision would probably be be answered." "I'm not going to comment on any names," made by the Board of Trustees at the May 27th McLamore added that the Board of Trustees McLamore said, "but I remain cautiously opti­ meeting. is "very supportive of athletics and of football." mistic that there will be an announcement (at In other action at the meeting held Wednes­ the end of February or early March)." "The Board appointed an ad hoc committee day, the Board passed a resolution praising And other members of the Presidential for stadium financing," McLamore said. That Schnellenberger for his accomplishments this Search Committee would volunteer no informa- committee will be chaired by Board member year. Schnellenberger was present for part of i tion at all. Peter Storer. the meeting, according to a University official. USBG Is Frustrated By Tuition Issue

By CATHY HICKEY she said she was dissatisfied with Assistant News Editor the decided amount of the increase, 15 percent over last year, compared The Undergraduate Student Body to the increase in the rate of infla­ Government Executive Cabinet and tion, about 12 percent. Student Senate members are frus­ "If the administration really trated with next year's tuition and cared about the students, they housing increases for three reasons: would raise it 10 or 12 percent," • They said that the administra­ she said. The other cabinet mem­ tion does not inform student gov­ bers who were in the room agreed ernment about increase proposals that the $700 increase was "too until it is too late for them to act on large a chunk." the proposals. "I'm not against the tuition in­ • They feel that the administra­ crease," Fred Kam, secretary of Ac­ tion does not adequately communi­ ademic Affairs, said. "I just don't cate to the students the reasons for think it has to be that much, espe­ the increase. cially since [the administration's! • The last time the tuition and main concerns are retention and re­ housing went up in price, student cruitment." Miami Hurricane/STU BAYER government was not satisfied that the students received enough bene­ Estevez criticized the University fits in return for the increased for hiring unneeded administrative Patio Tent Gets A Lift amount of money they had to pay. personnel in the past instead of new Miami Hurricane/PHILIP MERTES They fear the same thing will hap­ faculty. Rubin Speaks At Meeting pen next year. "There's no change in the teach­ Ileana Blanco, Secretary of Com­ ers. Last year they said the increase munity Affairs, said, "I have a lot of was going toward new faculty. . mixed feelings. $700-$800 is a con­ .There's no adequate benefits for UM Students Speak siderable amount of money, espe­ the students," Susan Khoury, public Tuition Hike Battled cially since they have been raising relations secretary, said. it every year." By MARK CHESKIN to lhe local press leer .support. Michelle Carroll, press secretary One proposed idea is to pressure Her main concern, however, was Assistant Editorial-, Editor of the executive cabinet, said that On Landscaping Price what she considers to be the admin­ the Board of Trustees members the money is probably not going to­ istration's failure to tell students "I feel there really isn't a need who are sympathetic lo student ward things which would really where the increase will go. "I think for a $700 increase," said Under­ needs inlo voting against • high in­ benefit the students. used to make the campus a nicer it is ludicrous and absolutely atro­ graduate Student Body Government crease. By SALLY SPITZ President Alan Rubin. Rubin said that he doesn't feel News Writer place for future students. "As a cious that student government is "They took all the storage out of campus tour guide, I have noticed a not allowed to have a representa­ the residence halls. They say they Forty-five students gathered at Ihis idea will work because the are putting in equipment rooms, but the Ruth Stanford International members of the Board ot Trustees With the possibility of a tuition definite change in people's impres­ tive on the Budget Committee," she that's a waste because CSR is right Lounge Monday evening to voice who usually sympathize with stu­ increase next year, students have sions of UM these past two years ... said. there. There's no security in the their opinions about the proposed dents are usually those members diverse feelings about the approxi­ and the change has been for the bet­ Arts and Sciences Senator Bill dorms." tuition increase' who aren't thai active or vocal in mate $61,000 being spent on land­ ter." Estevez agreed that not enough ef­ scaping around Lake Osceola. Some students felt that plans for fort is made to inform the students Kam supported Carroll's state­ Rubin said that last year students University matti tried working with the administra­ According to Rubin,the adminis­ "If they are spending $61,000 on J improving the campus are needed, about the decision-making process ment with material from a survey tion to keep tuition down, but this tration tends to be follower of other Campus Beautification and are even I but that limited funds should be before tuition hikes take place. he conducted in the east tower of year it will be different. thinking of raising tuition, they j spent on such improvents. To try and take some action the '68 Complex. universities, instead of leader. He feels that Miami tends to follow the should stop beautifying the campus j Ernie Carballo had this to say: "I about the increase now is "kicking The five cabinet members who Rubin said."Last year we were trend of other universities around and decrease tuition," said Dani | think the beautification plan is a dead horse, if you ask me," he were interviewed agreed that if the very conscious of the University the country when it's convenient to Bellevieu. worthwhile because the campus said. administration could point to a di­ needs, but it la evident they aren't do so: like raising tuition. Sophomore Donna Rosman feels looks very dull. We need an aes­ Estevez said that "in years past it rect result of the increase in tuition as conscious of ours.'' This year, thetic feeling on campus. Although never has done any good to try and Rubin said that one major prob­ that the landscaping is a "waste of and housing, the increase would not USBG will be try to undercut the I feel that they are overpricing the do something after the fact." He lem with the tuition increase for money." She feels that the money be so objectionable. University's plans to make money project, it is very much needed." said that student government needs students is lhal financial aid "will should be used to better other facili­ Kam commented that the to make the administration aware to talk to the Trustees while they not go up enough to offset the in­ ties, such as heating in some of the Carl Courik, an electrical engi­ $700,000 which UM President still have the decision "fresh in of their needs if they deem it neces­ classrooms or more parking facili­ neering major, feels that the palm Henry King Stanford has commit­ crease." Due to this, he said that their minds." sary. ties. trees are a good idea but that the ted to a new computerized systems many studens who depend on finan­ However, some students feel that j Committee should set a budget and However, he also said, "I think for registration and other programs Proposed Ideas by both students cial aid will not be able return to Campus Beautification is really try­ not go over the set amount. that the 10 percent [increase] origi­ would be an acceptable reason for and Rubin included promoting Imal Miami. ing to better the campus. Some students feel they were left nally proposed by the students was an increase. "I'm all for it," he said. schools such as I'll! and sending let­ According to Arts and Sciences a fair amount. You can't expect no Norman Waas, a junior, said that in the dark about the Campus Beau­ Some members of the student ters to high school guidance counse­ Senator Aurelio Quinones, nothing increase." he felt the money is being spent tification plan. Sherri Miller, a 1968 senate are opposed to methods of lors recommending that students conclusive was decided as to how to wisely. "I don't think that the ad­ resident, feels that too much money Marina Angleton, USBG vice fighting the tuition increase pro­ not attend UM. battle the increase, but the USBG is ministration is sitting aroung say­ is being spent. "Students should president, said, too, that some in- posed by student government presi- Other suggestions introduced by definitely planning lo du their best ing, 'How'.an we spend the stu­ Live been informed first so that |ease was to be expected: "We're den^Alan Rubin. Rubin's encourag- students included: a elass tiu\ day with free sailing, windsurfing and refreshments on Saturday, Jan. 31. Anyone who wishes to go should meet at the Student Union circle at 10:30 a.m. OMICRON DELTA KAPPA: There will be a meeting on Tuesday, Feb­ SAFAC Announces ruary 3 at 7:30 p.m. in the ODK Room. Dues deadline is Tuesdav. Feb. 10 MOVIE PRESENTATION: SCUBA CLUB: The Scuba Club will have meetings every Monday at 8 Request Deadlines STUIENT UNION, INT'L LOUISE, NOON p.m. in Room 226D of the Student Union to plan weekend dives, par­ THURSDAY, FEB. 6,7:30 P.M. All organizations submitting an ties, and lectures Everyone is welcome. The Student Activity lee Alloca­ 1968 COMPLEX DORM COUNCIL: The Council will have a meeting application must be registered stu­ tion Committee (SAF'AC) has an­ dent activity organizations at UM everv Tuesday at 9 p.m. in the 1968 Complex Seminar Room. nounced the following deadlines for One copy of a current hank state­ JOIN THE SEMESTER AT SFA. SPONSORED BY THE UNIVERSITY OF CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: All faculty members and stu­ allocation requests: dents are welcome to meetings every Thursday at 6:30 p.m. throughout ment, form 30's and other pertinent PITTSBURGH, FOR AN UNPARALLELED INTERNATIONAL EDUCATIONAl the academic vear. Tuesday, Feb. 24, 5 p.m. — Dead­ financial statements must he includ­ EXPERIENCE STUDENT HEALTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE: The committee holds line for emergency request applica­ ed with the request to be considered SAIL FROM SEATTLE. SEPTEMBER 7 1981 TO THE ORIENT, SOUTHEAST meetings every Thursday at 3 p.m. in the Law Room of the Rathskeller. tions. for funds. ASIA. INDIA. EGYPT (SUEZ CANAL) AND IHE MEDITERRANEAN. Early applica­ Any student interested in getting involved with the comittee or LIFE­ Each applicant is responsible for tion recommended LINES is encouraged to attend. For further information call X5921 Thursday, Feb. 26 — Day on 15 copies of the application to be For Free Color Brochure call or write Semester at Sea, Ta| Mahal Building. which the last emergency request submitted to the chairman or to the P.O Box 2488 Laguna Hills. CA 92653 Telephone (800) 854-0195 (loll-free will be heard. Student Activities office. outside California) SS. Universe is lully air-conditioned. 18,000 tons, ot ON-CAMPUS HAPPENINGS Liberian registry NURSING STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION: NSA will be sponsoring a Friday, Feb. 27, 5 p.m. — Dead­ For further information contact skating party to benefit the Leukemia Foundation on Sunday, Feb. 8 at line for regular allocation applica­ SAFAC Chairman John Stolfi at the 5:15 p.m. in the Kendall Lakes Super Skating Center. Tickets are $3 tions for 1981-82 fiscal year. Student Activities Office (X5646). and may be purchased from any NSA member or at the center on the dav of the partv. UNITED JEWISH STUDENT APPEAL: UJSA will give a free showing of the film Operation Thunderbolt at Hillel on Monday, Feb. 2 at 8 p.m. LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY: Every Sunday at 9:45 a.m., Bible and Bagels — a discussion relating faith to life will — will take place at the Weslev Center. 1210 Stanford Dr. SHAKESPEAREAN PERFORMANCE: An Eauity touring company will give a free performance of scenes on the theme of love from Shake­ spearean plays, sonnets and songs on Feb. 6 at 8 p.m. in the Brockway Student Theatre. NUDE REVIEW LILI BITA ONE-WOMAN SHOW: Lila Bita. notable Greek actress, poet and author, will be performing Robert Zaller's Greek Woman Through The Ages from Feb. 11-15 in the Brockway Student Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door — $2 for students, $3 for adults. HILLEL: Hillel is sponsoring a blood drive on Wednesday, Feb. 4, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., in the Hillel lounge al 1100 Stanford Dr. Shabbat dinner at Hillel today at 6 p.m. will feature Dr Arnon Gutfield, Israeli Scholar in Residence. The fee is $2.50 for members and $3 for others. Everyone should get an annual physical. But if you CHABAD HOUSE JEWISH STUDENT CENTER: Chabad House is offering free Friday night Shabbat dinner and services at 6 p.m. The center is located at 1540 Alberiga Ave. Torah class with the rabbi and a want a checkup between physicals, it will cost you Jewish philosophy class will be held at 7:30 p.m. Also, there will be services at 10 a.m. tomorrow. Telephone 661-7642 for more informa­ tion. money. CAMPUS SPORTS AND RECREATION: CSR will hold basketball foul shooting contests today at 5 p.m. on the outside courts. All interested students are urged to attend. A soccer officials' clinic will be held on Tuesdays and Thursdays, through Feb. 12, 7-9 p.m., in Room 241 of the Student Union. Telephone X3253 for more information. I know where you can get the following medical checks UBS/PRESIDENTIAL BREAKFAST: The United Black Sludents Orga­ nization invites all members to have breakfast with President Stanford on Sunday, Feb. 8 in Private Dining Room #2 of the Ibis Cafeteria. If — FREE: blood pressure, pulse, temperature, blood interested, call X6120 bv Feb. 5. UM WOMEN'S SOCCER CLUB: Practice on Tuesdays and Thursdays is available to all interested No experience necessary. Practices begin a 6 hemoglobin concentration analysis and blood hemata- p.m. For more information call X3253. CAREER PLANNING AND PLACEMENT: On-campus interviews for career and graduate/professional study opportunities nationwide and crit (packed cell volume) analysis. international are now being held Monday through Friday for students graduating in 1981. Also, mini-seminars for all students and alumni on resume development and interviewing techniques are offered every weekday For further information stop by Building «37R You'll also get a review of your medical history, evalua­ INFORMATION ARMY ROTC: Applications for 2-year and 3-year Army ROTC Scholar­ tion of your general health, blood test for viral hepatitis ships are being accepted in the Army ROTC office on the first floor of Building 48. All full-time students with G.P.A.'s of at least 3.0 are qual­ ified to applv. For more information, contact CPT Dan Perch at X4673 and determination of blood type and — all for free. STUDENT ACADEMIC SERVICES CENTER: Students needing assist­ ance in the sciences, math, languages, or business courses will fin' qualitv tutoring available at the Student Academic Services Center, Bldg. 48K. ALPHA EPSILON PHI VAL-O-GRAMS: Send a Val-o-gram to your Have you guessed by now? All these services will be loved one. Pick one up in the Breezeway during Feb. 9-13. .30 for on- campus deliveries;. 50 elsewhere. AMERICAN MARKETING ASSOCIATION: All AMA members are re­ done for you when you donate blood. If tests show you minded to bring their resumes to the Feb. 4 meeting for the purpose of compiling "resume books" to be mailed to selected companies. STUDENT ACTIVITIES: Leisure Rec registration is being held all next need medical attention, you will be notified. The blood week in the Student Union Breezeway from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Or stop bv SU232 anytime, anyday. INTERNATIONAL WEEK FASHION SHOW: COISO needs constumes bank also keeps records of all donations you've made and models for an international fashion show on Monday, March 30. Anyone who would like to help should get in touch with Ana Lopez at X3189 as soon as possible. and your health at the time. IBIS YEARBOOK: Clubs: it's not too late. Clubs may sign up for their organization picture to be taken for the yearbook. Stop by Room 229 in the Student Union or telephone X6385 for more details. The deadline is tomorrow. STUDENT ACTIVITIES: Leisure Recreation classes begin Feb. 16. Besides getting a free checkup, your blood will be Sign-up will be held in Room 232 of the Student Union and in the breezeway. USBG: The Student Loan Agency is now open. Any registered under­ used to save lives. To top it off, you'll get a free COKE graduate student may receive a loan by applying before 3 p.m. in the USBG office, Monday through Friday, returning at 4 p.m. the same day to sign a loan contract, and going to the check cashing station in the and a TEN DOLLAR BILL! Ashe Building to receive the loan. HILLEL: Israeli dancing classes will be held every Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at Hillel, 1100 Stanford Dr The cost is 50 cents for members or $1 for others. INTERNATIONAL STUDENT SERVICES: All non-US. citizens are re­ quired by law to register annually with the Immigration and Natural­ ization Service. All F-l and .1-1 students, U.S. residents and family members must complete the 1-53 card and return it by mail to I.N.S. C. McCADDON Obtain the card at International Student Services, Building 21-F. This MUST be done during January 1981. COUNSELING CENTER: UM Counseling Center is now forming coun­ seling groups for this semester The group's programs are to facilitate personal development For more information come to the Counseling (Sorry, we have no nude women) Center at Building 21Ror call X5511 STUDENT ACTIVITIES HOT LINE: Find out what's happening. Call the Student Activities Hot line at x3333 CARNI GRAS ORGANIZATION: Anyone who would like to help in the Located E. of Palmetto Expressway fun tent or be a clown during Carni Gras is asked to call the Carni Gras office at X..578. TEST ANXIETY: Dr Murray of the Psychology Department will be offering a free class for the treatment of test anxiety beginning this se­ mester. For more information call 665-3872 during the early evening or Hours: 8:30-5, Mon.-Fri. stop bv Room 210A of the Merrick Building STUDENT ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE: Applications for the posi­ tion of Student Entertainment Chairperson are available in the Siudent Activities Oi fiee for two weeks The person selected will serve for this wmester onlv. Bring Your Student I.D. STUDENT RIGHTS AGENCY: SRA provides assistance with legal and academic problems and helps students in need of bail bonds. Call X6626 for a 24-hour answering service or stop by Room 244 of the Student Union. Or This Ad for A WOMEN'S SOU BALL: Any woman who wants to try out for Wom- illegiate Suftball should contact Anne Owens at X3244 LECTURES SPECIAL BONUS JEWISH DEFENSE LEAGUE: Rabbi Meir Kahane will lecture on Ihe topics of 'There is no Palestine" anti-semitism and Camp David on Wednesday. Feb 4 at 2 p.m. in the Ruth King Stanford International Lounge SCUBA CLUB! There will be a lee ture ern scuba psychology on Feb. 2 al 8 pi. In the' Hamingo Ballroom ot the Student Union For Simple Directions SEMESTER AT SEA: The scuba club will sponsor a movie and lecture abeeut this exeiting way to earn undergraduate' ere-dits while sailing on Feb. 5 in the Ruth King Stanford International Lounge. It be­ gins at ', -Ai p.m. Call: 888-0923 MIAMI ACHIEVEMENT PROGRAM: MAP and Black Culture Week will co-cpotuor a s.mlMr on black male-female relationships V 7 p.m on Feb 11 in room 245 of the Student Union Tuesday, Friday 30. 1981-THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Paqe 3 TKE Fraternity Dedicates Suite

By CATHY HICKEY moving into lhe Panhellenic Build­ of the same pride evidenced by the Assistant News Editor ing. "I think that's terrific," he said. slide show in the corner of the room "Now there are four fraternities and the fraternity songs emanating The Gamma Delta Chapter of Tau just in the Panhellenic itself. The from a stereo system inside a closet. Kappa Epsilon Fraternity hosted the more fraternities that are here, the At the time that lettman recolon- fraternity's Everglades District better it will he for us because we ized the local chapter, he was a Conference at the University of have to compete with the row. We TKE who had transferred from Miami last weekend. were sort of isolated over here, but George Washington University in now it looks very promising." The weekend started with the Washington, D.C. "We've been here dedication of the Gamma Delta TKE at UM also has plans to start three years and we're buying prop­ Chapter's suite in the Panhellenic to start an alumni association, Ira erty. We are not going to build a Building on campus. Before the ded­ Shapiro, a local chapter member at house because the national trend is ication ceremony, a reception was the celebration, said that it's too expensive to buy a held in which alumni, brothers in "We have a lot of alumni here to­ house. We don't want the frat to the fraternity, and associate mem­ night, and a lot of men are here turn into a landlord-tenant situa­ bers from the Everglades District from our international organization. tion," Lettman said. took part. Did you know that we're the only He said that the members should The district encompasses the international fraternity in the be concerned about running the fra­ seven TKE chapters in the state of world?" he asked, displaying some ternity, not about running a house. Florida. There were at least 10 brothers from the University of South Florida at the celebration. Joe Doyle, the president of UM's Gamma Delta Chapter, explained that this year's conference was Pharmaceutical Sales organized and run by Dave Blank Stuart Pharmaceuticals ts a dynamic and innovative and Tom Mier of the local chapter. organization and a highly respected name in ethical The conference takes place once a pharmaceuticals with such products as HIBICLENS year. After the room dedication on MYLANTA and NOLVADEX RX We are proud ol the technological expertise thai has resulted in oui introduc­ Friday night, the conference lasted tion of important new products aimed at maior diseases. from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Satur­ day. Succeed in | vital and rewarding career interfacing with the medical community as a Sales Representative for During the conference there were Stuart Pharmaceuticals "sermons and lectures" on topics such as leadership, apathy, and We offer full salary while training, outstanding career growth opportunities with promotion from within, rush, from T.J. Schmitz, the execu­ company car. relocation assistance if necessary and an tive director of the international excellent benefit program Miami Hurricane/STU BAYER fraternity; Bob Lettman, the district If you will receive a BS or BA with a major in ANY LIFE TKE Dedicated Suite In Panhellenic president responsible for recoloniz- SCIENCE. CHEMISTRY or BIOCHEMISTRY PHARMACY ing UM's TKE chapter three years MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY NURSING, BUSINESS A0- ago; and other administrators, MINISTRATION/MARKETING. then this may be just the Doyle said. opportunity you re seeking. Additional requirements Doyle said he felt encouraged by include a strong desire to begin your career in sales, a high Career Day To Be Held Tuesday the improved fraternity rush this sense ol professionalism, and an articulate, poised and year and by the fact that more fra­ self-confident manner By JOHN OUDENS deans of five UM schools — all of a.m. in the Lower Lounge. The rep­ ternities are colonizing at UM and Assistant News Editor whom contributed. resentatives will set up in booths ON FEBRUARY 4 The program is a career informa­ and tables; also, Career Planning ...we will be conducting campus interviews Interested The sixth annual UM Career In- ; tion open house. Representatives and Placement and Guidance Center students should immediately contact the Placement Office formation Jamboree will be held I from approximately 70 businesses, representatives will staff central in­ regarding sign-up procedures. Tuesday in the Lower Lounge of ! organizations, schools, and other formation stations. The Hurricane wants you! the Student Union. agencies will gather in the Student At 2:30 p.m. Tom Jackson, career STIART According to the Director of Ca-' Union's Lower Lounge on Tuesday. strategist and author, will speak on Staff meeting this Tuesday reer Planning and Placement, The representatives will be open to "Guerilla Tactics in the Job Mar­ at 4 p.m. in room 221 Stu­ PHARMACEUTICALS Thomas Sheeder, who is in charge questions about future career op­ ket." This will be Jackson's third dent Union. Be there. Aloha. divi ion ,,l \i A AmwK .1, In of the Jamboree, UM almost didn't portunities. Jamboree appearance Wilmington, Delaware 19897 hold the Jamboree this year. According to a fact sheet pre­ Although the Jamboree is a per­ An Equal Opportunity Employer M/F Sheeder said that Career Plan­ pared by Career Planning and ennial success 1500 or more ning thought that a lack of funds Placement, some of the objectives students took part last year — there would prevent this year's Jamboree of Career Jamboree 1981 are to can be a problem for some students. from being held. However, contri­ learn about specific job markets; to "This is an informational pro­ butions from five academic deans find out about the requirements of gram." Sheeder said, "but some stu­ STUDENTS — FACULTY — ADMINISTRATION — EMPLOYEES and three student organizations specific career areas; to learn about dents don't know what to ask." "made the show possible." . future study opportunities; and to To help students decide what to become aware of the various career ask organization representatives, Seminar On Safety "Special thanks to Dr. |William| information and services offered by Career Planning and Placement Butler for his efforts in getting UM's Guidance Center and Depart­ plans to prepare a set of question these contributions," Sheeder ment of Career Planning and Place­ guidelines for the program. Sponsor: School of Nursing added. Sheeder explained that But­ ment. For more information about the ler solicited contributions from the The Jamboree will begin at 10 Jamboree call X5451. MONDAY — FEBRUARY 16, 1981 4:00-6:00 P.M. i OIIAVS no>i \\ >II_IHC \i_ c E:\TI_K LAW SCHOOL AUDITORIUM, ROOM 109 ENDORSED BY THE NATIONAL ABORTION FEDERATION GUEST SPEAKERS: Mr. Curtis K. Ivy, Jr. 2=1 SAFE TERMINATIONS Law Enforcement Director Mr. Dennis Koronkiewicz . Public Safety Dept. 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Trustees Make Important Announcements

The Board of Trustees made some serious announcements at their monthly meeting on Wednesday, setting dates for two more announcements that will have quite a bit to do with the future of this University. First of all, James McLamore, the Chairman of both the Board of Trustees and of the Presidential Search Committee an­ nounced that serious candidates for the Presidency of the Univer­ sity, for the successor of Dr. Henry King Stanford, will probably be announced in early March. This, of course is not definite; the Search Committee has had to wait before. And rightfully so, for this is not an appointment to be lightly considered. The new president will have to continue working the Univer­ sity towards greatness, something that Dr. Stanford has done so much for. Miami can upgrade its current reputation in many aca­ demic circles if the right choice is made. If the wrong choice is made, it could be disasterous. That is why the Hurricane supports the decision of the Search Committee to take extra time, as much extra time as is necessary, so that a mistake is not made. That May announcement should be held off if the Trustees are not absolutely sure of the candidates' credentials or goals. They should also consider someone with a name. The Uni­ versity needs national attention, besides attention from athletics. So if, for the second year in a row, the candidates are iffy: Are You Bored With Your Job? ask. or beg, that Stanford stay. Forced retirement at 65 is good in some cases, but if a man is still as strong and talented as the cur­ rent President, then the age should be overlooked. Why should the uphill climb be ended here? Maybe You Should Be A Politician Back to athletics — The Trustees have appointed a commit­ tee to do immediate stadium research, and there will probably be and women to help fill the void I Finally, Kemp asked the key One day it was cattle chips, the a final decision on that topic on May 27. left by Watergate and Abscam. question: who needs this crap, next day it was the White At Wednesday's meeting maps and plans of the proposed HOWIE So, you don't think you quali­ anyway? So, he enrolled at the House. The key was the shoe structure were presented. The research team has found that the BURNS fy, huh? Well, here's a list of International Politicians School, polish faked them all out. costs will be much higher than Coach Schnellenberger originally just some of those who have and is now a congressman from You'll have to pardon me. predicted because they feel a better grade structure should be flushed their old jobs down the New Yoik. He's even had a tax Something is coming over the built. Editorials Editor totte. for a new and exciting ca­ cut named after him. Not bad. teletype: SACRAMENTO — It was also announced that on game days, on-campus com­ reer in politics. John Y. Brown used to be JANUARY 24 — State senators muter parking spaces would be utilized in addition to about two John Glenn used to be an as- j have approved television game hundred spaces used by residents of the 960 complex. your average, run-of-the-mill tronaut. Up with the roosters, millionaire. Sure it was great fi­ show host Monty Hall as a pos­ This seems very unfair in light of the fact that resident park­ bright and early, into that bulky sible successor to Secretary of ing near the towers or almost non-existant. Are you bored with your nagling Kentucky Fried Chicken white suit, and off into space. away from Colonel Sanders, but State March Fong Eu if she Before any decsion is made regarding the stadium, a require­ present job? Are you tired of Now I ask you, how many times were to die in a war or ment that resident parking should not be used for stadium busi­ getting up at dawn, and work­ you can only lick your fingers can one person orbit the Earth? so many times. "enemy-caused disaster." ness must be brought up before the Board of Trustees. ing until dusk? Do you hate your Sure it's a nice planet, but if j Way to go Monty! I knew It would also be unfortunate if the hoard made a decision boss? Do you hate your wife? you've seen it once, you've seen Eventually, Brown had to there was a political career be­ without taking into account the academic needs of our school. Al­ Not too crazy about yourself, ei­ it a thousand times. face a decision far more com­ hind door number 4. Now all we though a stadium would be great for our morale and emotional ther? Not to worry. One day, Glenn decided he plex than extra crispy as op­ have to do is arrange for the ties with alumni, many academic needs are more pressing at this had had enough, so he enrolled posed to original recipe.. .how to Mexicans to invade California, time. Now you, yes you, can escape at the International Politicians make life more exciting. Now, and Monty's in like flint. Brown is the Governor of Ken­ If it can be guaranteed that a stadium really could turn the doldrums of everyday life in School, and is now a senator Sorry for the interruption. tucky, and has Phyllis George in things around financially for the whole school, then perhaps it is favor of international media ex­ from Ohio. The John Glenn Anyway, if your job is making the sack to boot. Pretty good for a good idea, but until that can be proven further studies must be posure, fame and fortune, graft story is but one of a long string you want to puke, and you've a guy who made his fortune done. and corruption, and the key to of success stories. The list goes had it up to your backside with selling thighs and drumbsticks. the city. on. requisitions and business meet­ For years. Jack Kemp was Last but not least, our most ings, enroll now in the Interna­ Why go into the Army, when paid by the Buffalo Bills to prized graduate. When we first tional Politicians School. And, if you can someday acquire throw a football. Most of the met Ronnie, he was selling light you sign up by midnight tomor­ enough power to send others time he was successful at it, but bulbs and chasing down indians. row, we'll assign Fanne Foxx as less fortunate than you to go in there were also those times Poor Ronnie, he was as much of your personal sceretary, at no STAFF your stead? The time has come where he was besieged by a a matinee idol as the monkey he extra charge. Time is running Published scnu wcehlv dunne, the ui ademii year Copyright 1971 hv to give up that boring job and slew of ruthless 285 pound be-, would later co-star with. Then out, so you'd better act fast. thc University of Miami those absurd hours. hemoths who really didn't care he enrolled with us. The International Politicians Published 1968 hv the University .j" Miami tUndcrsrraduatc Student International Politics School if Mr. Kemp's life was insured Well, look at old Ronnie now. School. .if Ronnie can do it, then Body is looking for a few good men or not. He didn't do too badly, did he? TU* publicnlinn is written and edited hv students of the Universitv so can you. oj Miumi. this publication does not nccessurih represent the opin­ ions ol the University's trustees, faculty, or administration.

Post Office Bo« 248132. University of Miami. Coral Gables Florida 33124 Letters To The Editor DEBBIE WILKER ANDREW L. FURGATCH Editor-in-Chief Business Manager

Managing Editor Peter S. Hamm News Editor Amy Jacoves Assistant News Editors Cathy Hickey, The President Is Going To Need Support John Oude.ni Editorials Editor Howie Burns Assistant Editorials Editor Mark Cheskin To The Editor: that President Reagan did not even heard tht Reagan is the Entertainment Editor Jason Haikara Traditionally, the election of provide Jaunita Booker, a black realize how prejudiced her arti­ Antichrist. Miss Wilker demon­ cle is. Assistant Entertainment Editor Tom Moon an American president is cause who sang the national anthem Sporls Editor Charles Rabin strates this attitude about Ron­ for national celebration. Yet, the at the inaguration, with a coat ald Reagan since she uses her A person is entitled to an Associate Sports Editor Christopher Floro [ "to venture into the cold." Assistant Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer election of a president also war­ editorial to portray the Presi­ opinion and he or she can dis­ Copy Editors Barbara Stevens, Charles tavin rants the critical examination of | Maybe this suggests that the dent for what she thinks he is; agree with Reagan's politics. I Photography Editor Dennis Deblois how this elected official will President does not care about Ronald Reagan is a hypocrite. can respect this. However, the Assistant Photography Editor Bill Augustus deal with the important tasks he anyone's health. Maybe he just He only shows concern for little next four years will be a diffi­ Art Director Porfirio de la Cruz inherits as a national and world wanted to show that he sup­ people in order to enhance his cult challenge for the Reagan Cartoonist Josh Hayes leader. The problems that con­ posedly cares about black public image. This is the sort of administration, and the Presi­ Executive Consultant Ritchie Lucas front President Reagan include women. Maybe he should have attitude that Jimmy Carter used dent will need public support. high unemployment and infla­ recruited a Mexican-American in his bid for re-election and the Ultimately, Reagan's aim is to Production Manager Harry H. Rimm tion rates, an unstable Middle to sing. Maybe he didn't know result was a disgraceful cam­ help and lead the country. Ron­ Assistant Production Manager Debbie Beck East, the threat posed by nucle­ that Jaunita needed a new coat. paign that weakened the former ald Reagan will not accomplish Classified Ads Manager Mark A. Wooster ar weapons, environmental pol­ Maybe, as Miss Wilker implies, President's chance of victory. much if we stand behind him Circulation Director John Nagle lution, the abortion issue, the Reagan does want to promote Assistant Circulation Manager Lars Schmeckel Miss Wilker should take note of the way Miss Wilker does. list is probably endless. How­ Jaunita's singing career! Serious that shameful campaign and i issues are raised ... Jose Gay Senior Advisor George Southworth ever, in a January 23 article of Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger the Miami Hurricane, Debbie Wilker wrote on what must be a There are other points in Miss truly significant issue: "little Wilker's article that I should NEWS STAFF Flii-abette Rabun, Barry Jay Bruder, Mary Croenm, Jackee Hallefax, people." deal with, but it becomes more Letters Welcome Martha Martin, Mananno Peralta Steve Renick Pandee Rosen, Soitdy Vandine, Jon­ athan Winson No, Miss Wilker's article did important to consider what the EDITORIAL STAFF Jean Claude de la France, Jeremy Lang, Stacey Sher, not focus on equal rights for I_.il- editorial represents. Miss Wilk­ Mark A. Wooit«T luputians; that would have been er's article reflects the now tire­ The Miami Hurricane welcomes letters on topics of public interest to COLUMNISTS: Elliot Cantor, Jeremy Lang, Mark A. Wooiter some ad hominem arguments tat the University and its community. All letters must be typed and rrvTERTAINMENT STAFF. Ano Are.es. Mark Boiuk Julie Faith Cohen, Mary Cronin. silly. Actually, Miss Wilker's ar­ meet our deadlines for publication which are: Tuesday at 3p m for Helene Jacobson, Don Lawson. Alan J Lipoy, Lourdes Moller, Raul Moleno, Daily M : some eople employ when they ticle was centered on her as­ Friday's edition and Friday at 3 p.m. for Tuesday's edition. All letters Oliv.ro, Ter esito Ortiz, An E Ouirch, Lon. Steinberg, Maria V.ga, Mark A. Woo sumption that certain kind acts discuss Ronald Reagan. Reagan ster are sublet to editing to conform to space and style limitations Let SPORTS STAFF Elliot Cantor, Scott Jacobs, Abraham Djamas, Mark A Wooster by the presidents were mere is a dangerous reactionary. Rea­ ters must bear the writers signature and that name must be legibh PHOTOGRAPH* STAFF, Helene Jacobson. Eric Dauenel. Christopher Floro, Pete lip acts of tokenism, and that these gan is a warmonger. Reagan is a printed out as well. All published letters will bear the writers name schutl. Marty Meltrer, K_rry Prttenger, Jilt J Stone. Bill Urquhart, Reck Veengrad. bigot. Reagan is too old. Reagan Monica Walden, James Wilson acts somehow made the Presi­ in print. •USINESS OFFICE STAFF Russell Geyer. Jana Wollis. Karen Nesbit. Scot Keesee dent vulnerable to criticism. is nothing but a B-movie actor EDITORIAL OFFICE STAFF: Borboro Stevens Basically, the criticism amount- , who lacks the intelligence re­ SALES STAFF. Lenda BrApn. Barry Kantrowetz, Kenny Schindler, Marion Wasfcftv.r led to indignation overbite fact quired for being presidentS'I've Friday, January 30. 1981-THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Pag- 5 Aura Of Patriotism Returns; IHARRV KANE *. The U.S. Is Safe With Reagan

of the respectibility the U.S. the Soviet Block. once commanded. In modern day warfare, it is a MARK A look at two foreign events strong artillery that makes an over the last four years points to army powerful, not the amount CHESKIN a weak presidency: the invasion of soldiers it has. of Afganistan by the Soviet It's possible I'm just rational­ Assistant Union, and the taking and hold­ izing the fact that I don't want Editorials ____i__^_*_z_E__ ing of the Americans in Iran. to be drafted. It's not just a fear ^TL-^oj-ttDiryao 'yjae _• »**#* *_ <* omo t/ ast* FV_Sr» a-^o? iditor r Both events brought the Unit­ of going to war, it's the fear of JOSH HAYES ed States close to military inter­ wasting two years in the military vention, and possible war. while missing two years of my g_[]_V3S__^/fj_D_'F-EL Three weeks ago I went to a If the United states command­ life. fl £ TOO run tan ZNCUtVt\fi local post office and registered ed the respectibility that it held Fortunatly, President Reagan I CflrJ'T SiUCVS. Iff during the Cuban Missle Crisis, U1HUH THtt rsmmi RM for the draft as did hundreds of is against a peace-time draft. X GCtWfi < rV'-V other Miami studenU. under .John Kennedy, both the Carter said he was against one _.Y7*W $700 MCWtL. The action didn't make me invasion of Afganistan and the too, but why did he have a /Is HM£?f feel any more patriotic than I prolonged holding of the hos­ peace-time draft registration? f was before Uncle Sam had my tages could have been avoided. Many experts feel the registra­ name filed away in some com­ Ronald Reagan is the man to tion will only save two weeks of puter chip. regain the respect the U.S. one actual drafting time anyway. The true feeling of Patriotism held. His tough stands on foreign With President Reagan, I'm came when I saw Ronald Reagan issues will help America stay out confident that I will be able to sworn in as the 40th President of of international conflicts. Other complete my college career with­ the United States. His inspiring countries, including the Soviet out having to 'serve my country' JSHIlsun miiLiimt} speech gave me a greater feeling Union, will think twice before in a meaningless war or in a of patriotism than I had ever felt starting a possible conflict with peace-time 'showing of power'. before. the U.S. I'm also confident that the in-, The reason for my renewed True, President Carter helped formation I gave at the Post Of­ Patriotism is in my faith that bring peace to the Middle East, fice will not be used; as long as President Reagan will reestabl­ but the Israelies and the Egyp­ Ronald Reagan is President. The Insiders Guide Speaks Out: ish the United States as a world tians had been negotiating peace Maybe that's why I felt Patri­ power. since the Nixon Administration. otic when I saw Reagan's Inau­ President Carter, in just four I'm in no way trying to advo­ guration speech, it gave me the UM Not For Suntans And Basketweaving cate war. What I'm hoping for is feeling that my country will be short years (that seemed very To The Editor: long to the millions of unem­ a military budget that can keep protecting me — a feeling I first-rate academic institutions. and Boston University." ployed), managed to lose much the United States on par with haven't had in four years. "While no one will pretend We know U.M. is good and The University of Miami is i that the U.M. is a tough as Cor­ getting better. It's gratifying to well on its way toward academ- j nell, it is certainly on a par Uf learn that others also realize ic distinction — a fact that is | not above) most middle-of the- this. LETTERS becoming better known around I road schools, like Syracuse, GW Howard Pospesel the country. The Insider's Guide Professor of Philosophy to the Colleges, 1981-82, written by the staff of the Yale Daily I Poor Planning A Stroke Of Luck News, gives U.M. a very favor­ able review. A UPI story on the To The Editor: oughly confident that it can be. otherwise useless land to em­ It is irrelevant that once the Yale guide which recently ap­ I am in complete agreement ploy as parking facilities. Who alumni have contributed $10 peared in many newspapers de­ with the article which appeared needs an intramural field, any­ million to the football stadium votes more space to the assess­ in the January 27 issue of the way? Who parks in the com­ fund, they might be somewhat ment of U.M. than to any other Hurricane entitled "Poor Plan­ muter lots on the weekends? No less inclined than before to school. ning Holds Back Stadium". Ten one. make a donation to the Univer­ The syndicated newspaper to twenty-five million dollars is sity as a whole. This would ob­ Perhaps there are other ways story quotes these four para­ a very reasonable amount for viously have no effect on Uni­ to increase sales of season tick­ graphs from the guide: the University to spend on a versity revenues. ets, but none would be as effec­ "Long known as 'Sun Tan U\ m/t lull Strtiic Salon Sf)cii«ti-iu\ AJL_M« ~<°o °r Mil II H ROAD SUNDRIES v<_*** NO LIMIT/NO COUPON NECESSARY THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI 24 HOUR PHOTO FINISHING SERVICE PROGRAMS DEVOTED TO THE WHOLE YOU

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By TOM MOON to PACE to help reach matching Assistant Entertainment fcdUor grants and support the ongoing, year-round programming. Tickets While the month of Feburary for these events are available at all may look bleak on the cultural cal­ Bass Ticket Outlets. endars of some snow-laden north­ This years' Big Orange kickoff ern cities, South Florida basks in performance comes from the re- unabashed peak season bloom, nouned Maynard Ferguson big thanks largely to PACE'S month band, an 18-piece ensemble geared long Big Orange Festival. toward high-energy, contemporary PACE, Performing Arts for Com­ material. Maynard, a leading expo­ munity and Education, provides nent of the "screeching high note" year-round musical outreach pro­ school of trumpet playing, will be grams throughout the South Florida starting his 1981 tour with this area; in its six year history, the show, so both he and his band non-profit organization has pro­ should be in fine shape. Keep your duced over 4,500 events which have eyes on his sax section, as many of attracted an estimated audience of the current players have spent time at least one-million concert-goers. in the UM jazz program: last tour The Big Orange Festival is an in­ regulars included Jeff Kirk, alto tensification of PACE'S year-round sax, Ed Mania, baritone sax, and efforts; with programs slated for Eric Traub, tenor sax. The show, a every day of the month, and special ticketed event ($7.50. $8.50, and appearances by musical attractions $9.50). happens Saturday, January like Maynard Ferguson and B.B. 31, at 8:30 p.m., at the Dade County King, the fest is clearly a major Auditorium,(2901 W. Flagler St., event on not only the Miami scene Miami.) and is being produced in as­ but the national horizon as well. sociation with the Miami Herald, This year's festival will employ 400 Great American Bank, and WTMI performers in 40 concerts, most of Radio. them freebies. A Fusion Dance Company benefit A guiding concept behind the fes­ has been included under the Big Or­ tival is the exposure of local talent ange banner, with all proceeds alongside established national per­ going to Fusion, on Feb. 14. The formers. PACE director Ron Glaub- show is to be held at the troupe's man noted that when PACE began, Grenwich, South Studios, 12100 the "cultural desert" description N.E. 16th Ave., North Miami. The was a reality in Miami; "we (he and production begins at 8:30 p.m., and co-founder Steve Parsons) saw that ticket information is available at there was a need, the next step was 893-3120. to endeavor to create a system to Gusman Cultural Center, 174 E. supply the need." Citing the "Brain Flagler St., plays host to a night Drain" in London during the sixties, with blues master B.B.King and his a situation in which many profes­ ten piece band on Feb. 21; openers sional people migrated due to the Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee unfavorable environment, Glaub- are also steeped in the blues tradi­ man explained that some Miami art­ tion, so this promises to be a magic Poster For PACE'* Month-Long Big Orange Festival ists have had to "leave town" to night for blues fans. King, whose gain national exposure; a partial list credits include a tour of the USSR, evident on the date, the inclusion of WKCT-TV. idiom, as most jazz artists have per­ would include Jaco Pastorlous, Teri visits to 30 US prisons, and count­ Sun., Feb. 1: Simon Salz Quintet, De Sarlo, The Dixie Dregs, Phyllis the Crusaders indicates his desire to The Jazz Films of David Chertok formed rarely on film. Chertok's Billy Marcus Quintet, Peter Graves' less recorded works, recently re­ explore other musical directions. will enjoy a two-night stint at the collection boasts the only Charlie Hyman, Mark Colby and members leased Take It Home, a collaborato­ Atlantean Driftwood (Big Band), of the Pat Metheny Group. Tickets are $7.50, $8.50, and $9.50; Grove Cinema, Feb. 24 and 25. Parker clip, from a TV show where Greynolds Park, 17530 W. Dixie rs' effort with the Crusaders; while showtime is 8:30 p.m. PACE is pro­ These historical film clips rank he and Dizzy are seen playipg Hot Highway, N. Miami Beach. Music With the festival, PACE can con­ King's blues supremacy is no doubt ducing this one with help from ' with the best available in the jazz House, in addition to shots of Duke starts at 12:30 p.m. tinue to provide employment oppur- Ellington and his Orchestra, Louis Mon., Feb. 2: Chubby and Duffy tunities for local artists while capi­ Armstrong, and Miles Davis. Cher­ Jackson's Big Band, North Shore talizing on the audience-building tok has recently shown his films at Bandshell, Collins Ave. & 73rd St. clout of big-name performers; the the 1980 Newport Jazz Festival (the Miami Beach. need to build intelligent audiences is first non-musician to appear on the another objective. "Ignorance is the festival program) and the 1981 Na­ Fri., Feb. 6: Bill Mavity and the enemy of the artist," quipped tional Association of Jazz Educa­ Dixie Kats, "TGIF" at Dade County Glaubman, borrowing the quote tors' convention in St. Louis. There Courthouse Steps, 13 W. Flagler St. from composer Modest Mussorsky; will two shows each evening, one Miami. by providing an environment for program at 8:00 p.m. and a differ­ artists to live and thrive, PACE also Fri., Feb. 20: Gary Lawerence and ent one at 10:00 p.m. The price of his Sizzling Syncopators, "TGIF" increases the live performance ex­ admission is $4.00 at the door. periences of the community, result­ Dade County Courthouse Steps. ing ultimately in heightened cultur­ The final entry in the special Consult listings for Coconut al awareness. Parsons related that events catagory is a mystery mid­ Grove Arts Festival for further Jazz before PACE, there was very limit­ day jam session featuring as yet un­ information. ed chamber muslcr activity in South announced guest artists. Details are PACE recently recieved a major Florida; in six years, PACE alone to be released soon, so watch the grant from the Janet Annenberg has produced 500 chamber music Hurricane and local media for de­ Hooker Charitable Trust to bring concerts. (There are ten on the Big velopments. is set to take chamber music into South Florida Orange slate for February.) place on Feb. 28 at Miami Marine museums. The program will run Stadium, 3601 Rickenbacker Cause­ every Wednesday evening during PACE is restricted, however, by way, Key Biscayne. Produced by Feburary and will taper off but con­ the fact that they operate as a non­ PACE in association with tinue occaisionally through May. profit organization, a funnel be­ WPLG-TV, the pricetags on this The schedule is as follows: tween artists and the community. show range from $5.00 to $10.00. As Glaubman is quick to note, Wed.. Feb. 4: The Troika II "PACE concerts do not a living Chamber Trio, 8:00 p.m. Lowe Art make; we operate in a 'gray area' FREEBIES: Truly some of the best music in this festival is free, so Museum, UM Campus. between the professional music Wed., Feb. 11: UM Brass Choir, world and the world of undiscov­ scan this complete guide to South Florida's own music fest. 8:00 p.m. Metropolitan Museum and ered talent." While Glaubman fore­ Art Center, 1212 Anastasia Ave., sees Miami as a potential "music Jazz has traditionally been a sta­ Coral Gables. mecca," he underscored the need ple on the Big Orange calendar, and Wed., Feb. 18: Chamber Harmo­ for change in the commercial envi­ this year is no exception, with ten ny, 8:00 p.m. Bass Museum of Art, ronment, a change PACE can only performances lined up in the free 2100 Collins Ave. Miami Beach. suggest (through programming catagory. Highlights include Ira Wed., Feb 25: Music of the choices) with non-profit status. He Sullivan's concert at UM Gusman Spheres (North Indian Classical), anticipates that the Big Orange Fes­ Hall on Feb. 16, with Mike Gerber 8:00 p.m. Museum of Science, 3280 tival will be an international festi­ opening up on solo piano. Ira never S. Miami Ave. val within five years. fails to astound and delight, so this Other listings in the classical SPECIAL EVENTS: While many performance is a must; because idiom include: of the Big Orange festival perfor­ seating is limited, co-sponser Sound Thurs., Feb. 5: Brass Tacks Tuba mances are free, some have gated Advice has free tickets available at Factory. 6:30 p.m. Mayfair-In-The admission charges; all proceeds go Maynard Ferguson Opens Festivities all locations. Other offerings: Grove, 3390 Mary St.

SEC PRESENTS Vapors To Turn Japanese Ln Live Lb is For UM Crowd Tonight

In Concert By DON LAWSON their second single, Turning Japa­ With their current single, Turn­ really think so" actually stands for nese was a huge hit, earning them Hear Their Smash Hit tntertainmenl Writer ing Japanese, The Vapors have is a matter for those who are devot­ their first silver disc, the British rocketed to national attention faster ed to explicating the most obscure Tonight at 8:00 pm, the Student equivalent of a gold record. than any group since The Knack. and abstruse lyrical material. Entertainment Committee (SEC) is Opening for The Vapors is The The Vapors are a British rock'n'roll

By ANA ARECES said Diers. almost produced outright laughter Entertairrmtnt Writer ______R ______HL^^ This week the group lampooned from all of them. The lead charac­ ^^^T^-'** the new administration with "rich ter, one Joe Walker, had a" tingling "Live (rom New York, it's Satur­ MM * ll Republicans coming out of the clos­ feeling on the back of his neck." day Night!'' Pi j et." Hope Jasper did a very impres­ Someone accidentally knocked over "Live from Coral Gables, it's ______K j_f * ' • 1 ___J»_r sive Zsa-Zsa-esque drawl to prove a small bell used for various other Sunday Afternoon!" •_. X _J ^^**\yaiam&m&*#***>$ her point. sound effects, and the tingling The second opening line can be Miami commissioners' having sound carried just as the line had applied to Telephone-Ring Theater, ^•s___i W ~~V *+**) ______• ^^_____j__i______guns were referred to as cowboys been said. an improvisational radio show com- I with the excuse that we have "a prised of University of« Miami JB_^1 Occasionally, the show draws lis­ r I different society in Miami" which tener complaints of poor taste in drama students and hosted by A''" ' warranted commissioners' having lirama Department Chairman, Dr. programming, but there are just as *_SP / ¥£m\mW * guns to keep the peace. many calls in praise of it as well. Henry Diers. The well-dressed Hialeah gar­ The program airs from 3:30 to The humor involved runs in the bage men in"polyester suits and de­ same vein of Saturday Night Live, 5:00 pm. Sundays on WKAT-FM I MM' / signer hats"and "Baba Wawa's" 1360 on your radio dial, a Miami HrT" J and, of course, may not appeal to commentary of the inauguration everyone. Beach station. Telephone-Ring The­ vM ______were not spared. ater, however, is done in the Com­ >______^_____L A running joke with the students Two examples include a com­ munications building on campus be­ for two weeks made an appearance: mentary on teenagers who shoot hind the Memorial Classroom Build­ Rosalyn Carter and Nancy Reagan five-and-six-year-olds and people in ing. j •L

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BOYER TOM MOON seems, that none of the musi­ "sterile studio sameness", then Entertainment Writer Assistant Entertainment Editor cians are to get too involved, too attentive listening will reveal enthused about the music the brilliance and depth of this Actress Gail Edwards, a 1976 It is generally accepted, in the they're playing; producer Gary work; let the pundits harp on graduate of the University of big bad world of modern music Katz, in a seperate interview, re­ the three years it took to pro­ Miami, returned Thursday night to today, that if an act doesn't tour vealed that he likes to run Steely duce this record, it glows three the Learning Center to speak to a or talk to the press, it will not Dan recording sessions like "jin­ years of careful thought to these group of Drama 101 students about succeed. Steely Dan doesn't gle dates", where session musi­ ears. her rising career on the stage and tour, and is unabashedly bellig­ cians are simply requested to screen. She also offered some in­ Consider the opener, the erent to the press; Steely Dan is read the music down. thumping Babylon .Sister.; in ad­ sights into the exciting, though also a huge success. Perhaps it's sometimes frustrating, world of Since it is obvious that the dition to his climactic vocal per­ because Walter Becker and Don­ duo is removed from the glit­ formance, Fagen offers us a bit performance that has so apprecia­ ald Fagen, the nucleus of this tively embraced her. tery, commercial end of the of introspection in his second unit, are actually concerned business, it can be inferred that verse lyric, mournfully capped Dr. Hank Diers, Chairman of the with the production of good experiments in the composition by the backing chorus on the Drama Department, showed his In­ music; what an eccentric excep­ stage have grown out of a de­ clincher line. The recording troduction to Theater and Film class tion to this plastic industry char­ tached, almost parenting atti­ quality shines throughout, and is a segment of When Tbe Whistle acterized by big paychecks, big­ tude which Becker and Fagen superlative at the climax points Blows, a short-running television ger egos, and still bigger promo­ hold toward their music; they here; every instrument, right series that displayed Edwards' obvi­ tional budgets. are not concerned with keeping down to the bass clarinet unison ously prodigious talents. She is an The Dan, a once cohesive six- up with the Gibb bros., so the (the biting, reedy sound on the accomplished singer, dancer, musi­ man unit now reduced to the idea of letting things grow and bottom), is heard distinctly, cian (guitar and piano), and even Becker-Fagen team plus a host watching what develops is lucidly illustrating the orches­ more to her credit, she has the abili­ clearly important to them. tration. ty to act out a dramatic role in a of studio regulars, has carved a permanent niche into American Equally important is attention to The aforementioned Time Out fashion that is both meaningful and technical perfection, a solely convincing. The class then got the TV Actress Gail Edwards, Top Right pop music with just six recorded of Mind demonstrates rapt at­ efforts: Can't Buy a Thrill, tention to rhythmic detail, as the opportunity to ask her questions ential people, I got the chance to Edwards' latest achievement is a about the film and her career. Countdown to Ecstacy, Pretzel groove is built upon a simple play some parts and meet some peo­ starring role in the new ABC Thurs­ Logic, Katy Lied,(the last group rock backbeat. There is little in­ Edwards, a Miami native, now ple. He also has an office in Holly­ day night series It's A Living. The album), The Royal Scam, and strumental dressing save Fa­ resides in Santa Monica, California. wood, California which prompted show centers on five young wait­ Aja. This eccentric exception, in gen's peppery electric piano She attended Coral Gables High me to try my luck there." resses who are also roommates. the space of just 12 sides, has de­ work, yet the tune pops along School before enrolling here at UM. Edwards, however, did not ne­ Gail prefers this more sophisticated veloped a legacy more dynamic, with orchestral Intensity. The She played several minor roles in glect to remind the class that her type of role to that of the former more consistantly creative and album's singlemost striking mel­ her sophomore and junior years in­ seemingly instantaneous rise to hooker turned country-western more lasting than any other in ody happens on an instrumental cluding performances in Fiddler On stardom was not complete without singer in When The Wistle Blows. American music. section here, as guitar and syn­ The Roof and Guys And Dolls. The certain doubts and disappointments. "I can justify my lines in It's A Liv­ Steely Dan has offered us the thesizer repeat a catchy four bar leading role in the stage production Before making special guest ap­ ing," she said to the drama class, rare opportunity to witness the phrase and pave the way for of Cabaret climaxed a very success­ pearances on Taxi and Lou Grant, "because the atmosphere here at artistic maturation process, the Mark Knopfler (of Dire Straits) ful senior year that also included she, like any other aspiring young Miami prepared me quite well. development of the group sound to add some blusey meanderings the writing and producing of her actress, had to wade her way There are some really wonderful from the grinding barroom on the out chorus. own play. Entitled Becoming, the through the endless sea of auditions people here that gave me things I backbeat groove to smooth syn­ work won several Critic's Choice and screen tests. couldn't get somewhere else." Another first class entry is the Awards, although Edwards did de­ copation; Becker and Fagen have title track, which glides at Span­ "I got quite a few call-backs, In addition to the television ap­ engineered a dramatic evolution ish ceremonial tempo through a scribe it as a "bit too idealistic for which are requests for another au­ pearances she has made, Edwards Steely Dan's New Album some people to accept." without ever losing the tersely battery of structural changes; dition, but I didn't land any parts had the starring role of "Sandy" in cynical lyrical brilliance, the the basic riff, built on a series of When asked about the early for the first six months. Sure, it the national tour of Grease. She also penetrating melody line, and the self-gratifying outgrowth of quarter-note triplets, creates a years in New York that followed does get frustrating at times, but attended a roast to Henry King innovative approach to harmon­ musical integrity; they are not staggered-delay time feel quite graduation, Edwards attributed a two of the most important things Stanford several years ago that fea­ ic progression which permeates too worried if you don't like it, unlike any other in popular lot of her exposure and recognition that helped me were a positive atti­ tured as entertainment her rendi­ their work. The material from they made it and it's technically music. Fagen's agitated, conver­ to her manager, Bob LeMond. "Bob tude and a reasonable set of goals. I tion of Liza Minnelli's signature Can't Buy a Thrill, the debut perfect to their ears. Thus, if sational verse accomplishes the really was a great help," Gail said would say to myself, 'maybe you song, Cabaret and a memorable album, still rings fresh in many they were to do a remake of exposition, leaving the impor­ during an interview that took place can't handle a leading role just yet, dance to the tune of the Charleston an ear, as does the music from Perry Como's Greatest Hits, it tant questions to the thickly while the class watched When The but you're certainly qualified to do with Dr. Stanford, who, she adds, is each subsequent record; thus it would still sound like the Dan voiced refrain; the chorus here Whistle Blows. "He was genuinely six or seven lines in a minor role.' A a very fine dancer. Besides continu­ is impossible to measure the ex­ (save the lyrical inaneries). functions in much the same interested in my career, and by good attitude can often mean the ing her career in television, Gail tent of the Becker-Fagen evolu­ manner as the chorus in Greek finding me a top-notch agent and difference between getting a part or hopes one day to write her own tion in terms of sacrifices or Perhaps the moat striking full-length film. thing about Gaucho on first lis­ drama, questioning the narra­ recommending me to enough influ- not." "necessary modifications":!hen- tening is the unusually emotion­ tion and adding their own sub­ haven't been any. al quality of Fagen's voice; jective comment on the action. There have, however, been while this unique instrument has Saxophonist and arranger Tom obvious changes in emphasis always been the Dan's "cutting Scott gets only perfunctory ex­ Grand Finale For Licht Piano Series over the years, occurring with tool", it is tasking to find an SD posure as a soloist here; he is re­ virtually every album. Just track as saturated with vocal lied upon to state the melody in when you thought the blues emotion as any tune on Gaucho. instrumental passages and is By JULIE FAITH COHEN much of his life to the performance generates additional income every were enjoying a renaissance Here he provides textbook ex­ given a precious few short fills. Entertainment Writer and study of Bartok. year so we are able to bring these with Katy Lied, along came the amples of elements inherent in The absence of extended solo Each year, the piano department musicians here." This year's visit­ haunting Royal Scam to rear­ his vocal style: the lilting, float­ space, particularly on this chart, The Elizabeth Licht Piano Series selects and recruits the year's art­ ing guests spoke on perspectives on range your listening habits. Aja ing effect which makes Fagen's is a bit upsetting considering the completes the last of four of its ists. Dr. Lepper, chairman of the such composers as Liszt and Bartok. did it again, only this time point­ phrasing sound effortless is wealth of solo talent and the master class appearances on 8:00 UM piano department, says, "With University of Illinois professor, Joel ed you in the direction of neo-fu- largely the result of a triplet sizzling nature of the Dan's un­ pm. Monday, February 2 at Gusman the agreement of the music faculty, Shapiro, delivered a program on the sion jazz; to all those jaundiced subdivision, a common phrasing mistakable groove. Hall. The series features lecturers the committee considers thc various life of Liszt and performed some ears awaiting further jazz explo­ used in jazz; his sustained notes and performers from in and outside musical backrounds that we receive pieces not widely heard from the rations, Steely Dan sends a loud come off polished because he Past the soloist issue, the sole the United States who come to dis­ from professional agencies." composer's repertoire. raspberry in the form of their combines a swelling effect with disappointment is the indulgent play their talent and studies to the The series was begun by Dr. Jacquelyne Silver, who has re­ latest recorded effort, Gaucho. tense vibrato; and finally, Fa­ Glamour Profession; ok, guys, community. Admission is free for Licht, in memory of his wife, Eliza­ mained in the Miami area to con­ gen's attention to attacks, re­ the point was made with kid the general public. beth, who was a student at the Uni­ duct masters' classes, held a semi­ To understand how Gaucho is Charlemagne and probably ten a logical extention of Aja, one leases and inflection make virtu­ Pianist Dr. David Yeoman draws versity of Miami. "The project was nar in January as part of the series ally every line come to life. Wit­ other songs, so why dabble in the season to a close with his recital engineered by Carroll Price, who which appealed to a diverse crop of must comprehend a bit of the SD yet another "LA drug" scenario? psyche, the mindset which is ness the snappy Time out of of tbe works of composer Beta Bar- was tied to the fundraislng division instrumentalists. Mind, where he imparts the This one concerns a local bas­ tok. The performance, according to of the University," Lepper added. proud parent to the body of ketball star knee deep in drug The Licht Piano Series continues Steely Dan music. In a recent total meaning of the phrase Yeoman, marks the 100th birthday Gusman Hall manager, James its procession of guest artists next "perfection and grace" simply traffic; the hockey-rink organ of Bartok. Yeoman has devoted Progris added. "The endowment Guitar Player interview, former and 1940's-style saxophone vi­ fall. The past attendance of its pro­ Dan guitarist Jeff "Skunk" Bax­ by adding a razor's edge sharp­ grams has rated it as an important ness to his articulation. brato are nice effects to dress up contribution to the cultural commu­ ter spoke of "an extremely emo­ a lame narrative, but are not e install the finest audio systems nity. tional emotionlessness" in the If casual Gaucho listening enough to save the effort. m in the finest • ••••••••••••••••••••••A-*** ! * FREE MOVIE * . * DOUGHNUTS & NEW ICE CREAM "Operation Thunderbolt" 1122 SOUTH DIXIE HIGHWAY, CORAL GABLES PG PHONE: 667-6131 Let us assist you in selecting the sound system best suited to your car. ACROSS FROM U. OF M. — NEXT TO BURGER KING * Monday, February 2, 1981 * car sounos WEN 24 HOURS * 8:00 P.M. * 18069 S. Dixie Hwy., Phone 253-0558 9802 S. 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Yiddish Theater fFLASHBACK^ jTzneQA/U /98Q "Z Visits Miami Beach D_EURlUiv\ £^~

Special To The? Hurricane Direct from its successful 84-performance second season at New York's 1500 seat Town Hall, the Shalom Yiddish Musical Comedy Theatre will bring its latest hit, Wish Me Mazel Tov, starring Mary Soreanu with David Carey, to the Miami Beach Theatre of the Performing Arts (TOPA), 1700 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, for three more performances. They are: Saturday. January 31 at 8:00 pm. and Sunday, February 1 at 2:00 and 7:00 pm. For reservations, call 673-8300. Wish Me Mazel Tov has music by Dan Blitenthal and A. Lustig. Moshe Tamir wrote the book, based on a play by Louis Freiman. Michal Green­ stein and Yankele Kaluski, tops in Israel, are respectively the director and choreographer. The play was hailed by the New York critics as a lively, melodic, funny musical with its star, Mary Soreanu, receiving high praise for her many talents. It will be recalled that last year, at the TOPA, Soreanu won over Miami Beach audiences with sparkling interpretation of the title role in Rebecca, The Rabbi's Daughter. The New York times said, "Wish Me Mazel Tov is off and running at Town Hall, and one can only say, resoundingly, Mazel Tov to this happy occasion. Mary Soreanu, who comes to Yiddish Theatre by way of Israel, is young, attractive, and talented. She is just the shot in the arm that Yid­ dish Theatre needs. The cast, including stars David Carey, Reizl Bozyk, and David Ellin, with Ruth T. Kaminska. Solo Moise Aron, Racquet Yossi- fon, Karol Latowica, Eleanor Peissa, and Sandy Levitt, impart to Yiddish Theatre its particular bouquet of indignant, cynical, yet resigned and al­ ways ebullient laughablity. The New York Post praised the show and cast. It said, "Mary So­ reanu, the sexy, peppy gamine, the star of the show, is precisely the per­ son to communicate that special warmth of Yiddish. She seems to over­ flow with genuine love when she bounds into the audience to bestow kiss­ es on men young and old." Prices for Saturday evening and Sunday matinee and evening are: $11.50, $9.50, $8.50, and $6.50.

The Miami Hurricane is looking for dedicated writers and phofog raphers who are interested in joining our staff. We'd like to meet J.P.'s: Music And Dining By The Bay you this Tuesday at 4 p.m. in room 221 of the Student Union. By BILIE D. BWEKER it hard to resist the refreshing out­ with Weather Report, plays at MUNCH OUT WITH door atmosphere coupled with the J.P.'s Friday, Saturday and Sunday Entertainment Writer sounds of electric bassist. Jaco Pas- afternoons. US AT THE J.P.'s, a new restaurant located torlus (on New Year's Eve). Known The drinks at J.P.'s are generous behind Dinner Key Auditorium in for his work with the group Weath­ and reasonably priced. Mixed Coconut Grove, is a delightful place er Report, Pastorius stops in at drinks, especially apricot sours, are BAGEL EMPORIUM to eat and drink while listening to J.P.'s every now and then. well done. live music overlooking the bay. If you did not happen to catch Although J.P.'s has yet to amass THE BEST IN DELI. ETC., While the setting is perhaps J.P.'s Pastorius, J.P.'s always offers a live a following of regulars, the crowd TO EAT-IN OR TAKE-OUT major drawing card, the restaurant jazz band lead by Othello, Mark is friendly and laid back, especially does offer good food at intermedi­ Egan of the Pat Metheny group, and those who simply come to drink ate prices. Fine wine is available at Randy Berenson of Blood Sweat and listen on the patio. If you are UNIVERSITY SHOWING CENTEK and Tears. looking for someplace new this COPAlCliES lie .-144 the going rate, and the service is at­ (ACROS. FROMUM ) tentive. Robert Thomas Jr. currently J.P.'s On Tht Ba> weekend, why not give J.P.'s a try? 666-9519 However, for a menu dominated by seafood dishes I was surprised to see the absence of lobster, or any PAUL TANNENBAUM, D.D.S. lobster dish. I opted for the "fish of presents. the day" which happened to be ARE YOU AFRAID TO GO TO THE DENTIST? snapper sauteed in butter, and then THE breaded. We employ the neweit techniques available to help the nervous patient. • No Charge for Ctinecol Exam My companion chose the grou­ o No Charge tor Nitrous Oxido Go. ro help MM rhe? apprehension per, which was similarly prepared, . Stereophonic oarphonoi toe those who cannot .land the sound of the dfell but with a cornflake crust instead. o Hypno-Rolaxation tochnlquoc provid.d Both entrees were delicious, and a Imuran-* welcomed ^^^ were accompanied by the house I OPIN MONDAY thru SATURDAY and EVENINGS "•• KISS salad and a steamed vegetable. 9777 S.W. 72 St. (Sun». t Drive) A More important is the live jazz •v\\ .•sV.i y presented at J.P.'s. 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How long can one discuss bowling, skiing with the Padres hilarious chicken. The chicken will be team in the country to go the past three seasons. It struck me the other night as I was trouncing or shuffle board? flown down for a one night stand to root on the 'Canes Miami making it into college baseball's top ten around school enjoying all the events taking place like What is my point? against Biscayne College. A first in college baseball his­ every year is as automatic as a team getting into the concerts, basketball, soap operas in the student union I've mentioned the missing element in my life. But, tory. playoffs in the National Hockey League. and even my classes, that something was missing in my what am I leading up to? No Date Yet: Bo Derek? Bodacious Bo will make No team in college baseball last year drew as much life. The Miami Hurricanes baseball team, no doubt. her entrance on the UM campus. Miami has a player, national attention as did the Hurricanes. You know what I'm talking about. It's similar to Baseball in Miami. No, not professional, but, excit­ namely Sam Scree, that plays all nine positions. When They established an NCAA season ticket record last the feeling you experience when you haven't eaten in ing and fast paced. Top-notch college baseball in vour he finishes playing his nine positions, Bo, no doubt, will year by selling over 1600 and used that base to pile up two days, or the feeling you have when you know a total attendance of 92,353. you've been studying the wrong major for the past six What makes this one of the best college baseball semesters. programs in the country? What is the empty force inside me? How can I get One reason is certainly the great quality of players full gratification out of life? How can I become the free 1981 Home that wish to attend the school, but, perhaps the most spirited person that the great philosopher Nietzsche i Schedule important reason, are the two coaches. once talked about? They are Head Coach Ron Fraser and Assistant All of a sudden I realized what that missing link Feb. 20 Florida 7:30 March 22 Maine 2:00 Coach Skip Bertman. These two are the best coaches in was. It's the great American event that goes with apple Feb. 21 Florida 7:30 March 23 Bowling Green 7:30 the nation. pie and Chevrolet. Now it's coming to me. What will the 1981 edition of the 'Canes look like The missing link is baseball. Feb. 25 Biscayne 7:30 March 24 Michigan 7:30 on the field? You know, baseball. The sport that athletes play in­ Feb. 28 South Florida 5:00 March 25 Maine As Coach Fraser puts it, "It's hard to tell." dividually or collectively with a variety of instruments 7:30 I'm certain another trip to the world series is in such as sticks, clubs and spheroids. Feb. 28 South Florida 7:30 March 26 Bowling Green 7:30 order. What's the matter with this guy? Who could possi­ March 1 South Florida 2:00 March 27 Michigan Here's a capsule look at the positions: bly get gratification from watching men play with 7:30 FIRST BASE: Alex DeJesus will be the starter. De­ sticks, clubs and spheroids. March 2 St. Joseph's 7:30 March 28 Michigan 7:30 Jesus, a senior, came to Miami two years ago as a free If you look at it another way, you can compare it to March 3 St. Joseph's March 29 Bowling Green swinging power hitter. He had a tendency to strike out music just being someone banging out a whole bunch 7:30 2:00 very frequently and hit only long balls once in a while of noise with utensils made of wood or brass. March 4 St. Joseph's 7:30 April 3 Jacksonville 5:00 as his average was somewhere around .240. It may also be compared to watching young titans However, last year he became a much Improved beef themselves up to like incredible hulks in pursuit of March 6 Florida State 7:30 April 3 Jacksonville 7:30 discipline hitter, striking out much less and carrying a a pigskin. March 7 Florida State 7:30 April 4 Jacksonville 2:00 team-leading batting average of .337. These may be pessimistic ways of looking at some He will probably be the 'Canes biggest source of of the forms of entertainment in our civilized society. March 8 Florida State 2:00 April 5 Florida A&M 1:00 power this year. DeJesus has as much raw power as al­ Baseball. March 9 George Washingto n 7:30 April 5 Florida A&M 3:30 most anybody in college baseball. A spectacle that provides unique visions of dyna­ SECOND BASE: The man who will get the call will mism: A double play is charged with kinetic grace and March 10 Indiana State 7:30 •April 6 Baltimore Orioles 7:30* be junior college transfer Mitch Seoane. He is a sopho­ the profile of a pitcher in action is an aesthetic delight. March 11 Indiana State 7:30 April 13 Eckerd College .7:30 more from Tampa who hit over .300 at Hillsborough The games rituals are fascinating: A prescribed Junior College. number of practice throws, the very familiar pull at the March 12 Indiana State 7:30 April 14 Eckerd College 7:30 SHORTSTOP: Bill Wrona will be the starter. He is cap or hike of the trousers and the stylized forms of ex- March 13 Southern Illinois 7:30 April 17 FIU 7:30 a transfer from University of Tulsa. He hit over .300 hortion. Some players even make it seem like a reli­ there and should be able to fill the vacancy left by Rosa gious event whent they step up to th plate. March 14 Southern Illinois 7:30 April 22 Biscayne 7:30 Jones. To the philosopher, all games mirror life in its eter­ March 16 Miami of Ohio 7:30 April 24 FIU THIRD BASE: Mike Pagliarulo has been a starter nal conflict, but baseball's tempo gives us a unique re­ 7:30 here for a year and a half. Taking over the starting po­ flection. March 17 Maine 7:30 April 28 Biscayne 7:30 sition halfway through his freshman year, he waa It does not have the high intensity level of football March 18 Southern Illinois 7:30 April 29 St. Leo noted for his hitting. where every game is a do-or-die situation. It doesn't 7:30 However, last year he developed into a very mature have the high-packed physical violence that remind March 19 Miami of Ohio 7:30 April 30 St. Leo 7:30 fielding third baseman who is as good as any third psychologists of a distinct form of massacism. March 20 Maine 7:30 May 8 FIU baseman around the country. Mike hit .333 last year as Baseball, like life itself, is only periodically dramat­ 7:30 a pinch-hitter. He has the power to hit home runs as he ic, with tension and excitement alternating with peri­ March 21 Southern Illinois 7:30 knocked five out of the ballpark last season. ods of humdrum and the blahs. Baseball can be boring CATCHER: Frank Castro is a gem here. The junior now and then. hit .283 last year with ten homers. He has an arm like a Unlike football, there's always tomorrow. e USC February 6,7,8 cannon. The man is as good a catcher as you will find Baseball players, just like the rest of us, must suffer anywhere. disheartening losses and slumps and wait for some di­ LEFT FIELD: Mike Kutner is the kind of guy that vine spirit to give them break. own backyard. every successful baseball team needs. He reminds one play the tenth. of Pete Rose as he is constantly hustling anywhere and Tom Seaver loses a game once in a while and Mike Why is college baseball in Miami more entertaining Kazoo Night: Kazoos will be handed out to every­ Schmidt strikes out occasionally, but the only thing than big league ball? The answer is complex and sim- everywhere for the ball. one in attendance. A symphony orchestra leader will He can be seen at times diving over fences and that is tangibly important to the fan is statistics and : pie. conduct the entourage. percentages. To begin with, there are no high-priced fat cats that smashing into walls. And he'll do just about anything Money Scramble: $5,000 in one dollar bills will be to get on base. He's very recognizable at the plate with And certainly no other game can match baseball in are balking and belching for millions of dollars. The scattered all over Mark Light Field and certain people ' the area one might cail statistical obsession! j sport is pure. There are also no players that go on his almost right leg in the air stance. Mike, a senior, hit will be called out, according to their ticket number, to .330 last year. A lot of pertinent things in life have sprung out of strike every year and waste away one third of the sea- come out and pick up as much of it as they can within this unique spectacle. j son. 30 seconds. You'll have to get your vacuum cleaners CENTER FIELD: Tom Gil was the American Legion Things like images of the English language. "That There are more than a limited amount of teams to ready for this one. guy acts like he's somewhere in left field," or "He had contend with and you don't have to sit in a crowded Player of the Year. Great credentials are in abundance. Give Away Nights: Sailboat cruises, used cars and He will be starting at a position where UM has been two strikes on him before he even signed up for this ball park with a bunch of low life maniacs throwing free dinners are all included in this great giveaway. class." , things. strong for almost a decade. Tom is a junior from Hiale­ Roster Cards: Pregame, people in attendance will ah. Fla. Think of all the obsessions that have evolved from And by no means are the players flawless. This be handed out roster cards with numbers on them. baseball: Peanut vendors, open organ music, uninhibit­ leads to a more interesting, exciting game. When your card is called you win a prize. RIGHT FIELD: Most likely, the only freshman ed raucous or taunting, hero worshipping and the rise This season UM will bring to you more promotional The money scramble and the giveaway nights are starter on the squad. Scott Parsons will be filling a va­ to stardom of the hot dog. | offers than you can dream of. only eligible to those who have purchased tickets. cancy that had stats to the tune of a .320 batting aver­ As in music, strategic rests are a part of the har­ March 15: A lobster bake? The Hurricanes will All UM home games are free to UM students with age and 15 home runs. Matt Tyner is no longer a Hurri­ monic plan. bake 1,000 live lobsters flown in from Maine right on the showing of a UM identification. However, one may cane. The warm-ups, the interval as the teams change be­ ! home plate. The cost, $25 a head. Many other tasty wish to purchase a ticket to get in on the winnings. PITCHERS: This has been Miami's strong point in tween innings, the batter's lackadaisical approach to treats included. The Hurricane baseball team can be compared with past seasons. With Neal Heaton and Jeff Morrison, the plate, all allow you the chance to go over your April 4: Cruise to nowhere? At $100 per person, one the Notre Dames and the USCs of college football. Miami has the best one-two pitching tandem in the na­ baseball knowledge and wit with vour neighbor. will be entitled to partake on a cruise on a luxury liner They are a dynasty. tion.

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By CHRISTOPHER FLORO mack and Mito Bulacia, Doug Special To The Hurricane 14 of Miami's points. Associate Sports Editor George, and Christopher Floro, are Other Hurricane standouts in­ the four players Wetterling will The Miami Hurricanes women's cluded, Johonna McCray, Robin lose to graduation at the end of the basketball team demolished visiting Harmony Juli Pier and Gwen Har- semester. F'lorida International University The Hurricane soccer team be­ Tuesday night, to the tune of gins practise for their spring season 109-56. McCray, the 6'1" center, scored next Tuesday at 3:30 p.m. Last year's freshman standout, The Hurricanes 109 points was 11 points, grabbed in four rebounds Ralph Lynch, with one season's ex­ the highest single game score ever and blocked a shot. Harmony The booters, under first year perience behind him, should prove registered by a UM women's bas­ poured in 15 points along with col­ head coach Jim Wetterling, finished to be an even bigger threat for the ketball team. , lecting seven rebounds and Pier 'Canes this year. Lynch's maneu­ a rather disappointing season last The visitors never had a chance was responsible for nine of Miami's vers on the forward line led to points and gathered in for rebounds. many a goal for UM. as the 'Canes jumped to a 56-26 fall with a 6-8-1 record. Their los­ halftime lead. Miami hit 52 percent ing record was attributed to the from the field to FIU's 34 percent. Depth was a decisive factor In tough schedule they faced last sea­ Wetterling's returning players, the game's outcome. Miami fielded son. coupled with good freshmen re­ Leading the way for the Hurri­ ten players to FIU's six. cruits could very well offer a con­ canes was 5'8" sophomore, Dana Rita Ivy led the scoring for FIU tending team within UM's division. Hunter. Hunter hit for 21 points, with 14 points, one blocked shot In an effort to attain more recog­ collected four rebounds and added and 12 rebounds. nition, Wetterling felt that facing The spring season will feature three assists. It was perhaps, her Cynthia Whitehead and Shirlee exhibition games against some of best performance of her young ca» Musselman each added 13 points for the area colleges and will climax in reer. FIU, Danette Hardemon poured in tougher and more recognized col­ April with the annual game against Miami's Dottie Richardson was 12 and Maureen Murray rounded leges would in effect attract more the Fort Lauderdale Strikers. second in scoring for the 'Canes. off the FIU scoring with four attention to the booters' program. The six foot senior, was ten for 13 points, two assists and three re­ from the field, gathering in eight bounds. Wetterling also indicated that rebounds and adding one assist. Although the spring season is a The Hurricanes will be out to re­ there was a possibility of the team Miami's height may have been limited one, Wetterling has opted to playing in a tournament with the venge the loss they suffered at the start the training period earlier this Miami Hurrtcane/CHRISTOPHER FLORO the cause of FIU's downfall. The hands of the Florida SUte Semi­ Strikers, the Tampa Bay Rowdies Hurricanes gathered in 61 of the year and thus get a better look at and several other teams. ABOVE LEFT: Both Benches Clear As Hurricane noles in early December, when they some of the talent he knows there is games 93 rebounds. play host to the mighty Seminoles on campus. Designated Hitter. Tony Barquin. Wa.s Hit Bv A Six foot center, Sylvia Wilson, on the 31st of this month. The first game on the booters' Pitch. ABOVE RIGHT: Mike Pagliarulo Connects last seasons All-State player, had It will be the last meeting be­ schedule will be against a visiting another fine performance, hitting tween these two baliclubs until the Most of last year's players will be team from Sao Paolo, Brazil. The On A Fastball. ABOVE: Jeff Morrison Unleashes A seven of 13 from the field twhile Florida State Championships take .returning with the exception of game is scheduled for February gathering in an unbelievable 15 re­ place at the end of February. Janu­ four seniors. Co-captains Bill Cor­ 1 14th. Typically Deadly Curve Ball. bounds. Wilson was responsible for ary Friday, January 30, 1981-THE MIAMI HURBICANE-Page 11

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NEVER BEFORE SEEN ByHOLLY BETH BYER Coach Lesley Holbert. "Another In­ owns match play wins over LPGA 12 year old. She played on the performances Assistant Sports Editor teresting part of that autistic star Carolyn Hill and amateur hot LPGA pro tour for seven years. In proves that we have tremendous shots Laurie Rinker and Noreen 1972 she quit the tour to fulfill her of their The University of Miami wom­ depth, because of the eight girls on Uihlein. primary ambition of being an in­ greatest hits- the team I never play the same five structor. In 1977 she came to UM to en's golf team will tee-off their The team's returning juniors are; plus spring golf season on February 27, at any of the tournaments." , Betsy Barrett and Patti Rizzo. Betsy coach and led the '77 and '78 teams at the Lady Spartan Invitational in Holbert's goal for the team is for Barrett is from Myrtle Beach, South to the AIAW Nationals and made Beatles San Jose, California. them to go to the AIAW Nationals, Carolina. She qualified for her first the Hurricanes the first team in classics! The team had a four tournament but when they do qualify for the U.S. Amateur in the summer of AIAW golf history ever to win back fall season. They took fourth place national championship she is going 1980 and had a 79.18 average last to back titles. in the Lady Seminole Invitational at to have to make a very tough deci­ year. " I would hope that they practice Tallahassee, Florida. Eva Cedervall sion. Patti Rizzo defeated 85 golfers or play a minimum of five days a tied for eleventh place and Penny " My toughest decision for the from 28 nations to win medalist week. I think you need that much Hammel took sixteenth place. year is going to be who I take to the honors at the World Amateur Team time to play to potential. There are The team then went on to the Pat nationals," said Holbert. Choosing Championships at Pinehurst, lead­ so many aspects to the game that Bradley Invitational in Hollywood, who will go to the tournaments is ing the United States to the team you need several hours on each as­ Florida, where they took the first done strictly through qualifying, title this past October. pect to improve the game. It takes place title. It was the only fall sea­ whomever the top five are, play in Last, but not least, the team has four to five hours to play 18 holes, son tournament that Miami won. the next tournament. two returning seniors. They are; so a good practice session is any­ Sophomore, Sally Quinlan, also Since golf is an individual sport, Pam Elders and Kathy Lawrence. where from four to six hours long," tied for fourth place in the tourney. How does one coach it on a team Pam Elders is from Leisure City, said Holbert The team's next stop was the basis? Florida. She was no.2 on the UM " Most of the girls want to turn Nancy Lopez Invitational in Tulsa, " Most of the girls have never team last year with a 79.15 aver­ pro, if they're not dedicated enough Oklahoma. The team finished this played on a team before college, it's age. She plans to join the WPGT at this point to realize how much A Mirarrai him. Release- j]" P'jduced-yMPlCorrminicateoris.lrr. tournament in fifth place. more of an adjustment for them mini tour after graduation. time it takes to be good then I don't The last stop on the fall circuit than me. The proper attitude for the The finishing and maybe mosl believe they'll make it on this tour. nag I IIIOO-BYST-W-g team is for teammates to play well GENERAL C1NCMA was the Lady Gator Invitational in important ingredient to this team is They have to practice harder, long­ Starts i.LN!-RAL.riNnMA Gainesville, Florida. The team fin­ and for me to play great. When you Coach Lesley Holbert. Holbert has er and play better than their team­ RIVIERA get all five girls with that attitude I70TH ST. TWIN ished in second place and world am­ been playing golf since she was a mates to make the trips." TWIN 11+0 . OIR It NW* . C C ateur medalist Patti Rizzo tied for you've got to win tournaments," er.jo COLMN, Ml 6W.B.I] third place. said Holbert. 94.-1791 TODAY The lady 'Canes have earned the The '80-'81 women's golt team number one ranking nationally in consists of eight girls, three of FEEL.. TRAPPED? 0 the first AIAW rankings ever con­ whom are freshman. They are; Eva HO It IO? ,) ducted. Golf teams were ranked ac­ Cedervall, a twenty- four year old THE APPLE IS CHANGING COLORS cording to their averages from tour­ from Lund, Sweden. Until August BIKVIDOIT? A naments last fall. The records 1980 Eva had never been in the showed that the Hurricanes were United States. ISA CAREER CHANGE THE ANSWER? the most consistent team nationally, Penny Hammel, an eighteen year JOIN A 6 SESSION Green Apple even though the team only captured old from Decatur, Illinios. She is CROUP ON CAREER CHANGE first place ln one of it's four tourna­ currently the number one ranked DESIGNS FOR ments. junior in the U.S. and is the highest SUSAN HAYDEN, ACSW • Haircutters MEN & WOMEN PSYCHOTHERAPIST " We only won one out of four ranked player ever to enroll in UM. tournaments, however, according The third freshman on the team 598-0387 under new management to the AIAW statistics we were by is local high school golf star Sandy far the most consistent team, finish­ Stubbe. This past summer Sandy ing first among all the other schools had the lowest round (68) in event in the scoring average for all history at the Florida State Juniors. rounds. I feel that that statistic will The team has one returning sopho­ be a big shot in the arm and will more, Sally Quinlan. 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Call 284 5646 — Ronye • Airlines Tickets Be sure to have on excellent PARTI for for more info — and this year's trip is 4 Brand New White R.V Mags, 15 x 7, 5 era Theater Bldg., Suite .16, Coral Ga­ your B-day. even less expensive than last year's! Lug. Great For Jeeps, Trucks, etc. $70. bles 661 1523, N Dade 651 2971 • Cruises • Tours j J.P. T.F. Col x3979, nights. f *^Sm*r.SsArfG.R-f-- 2.LSAT-GMAT-GRE Soy good-bye to cigarettes! I'd rather kin ®««"S 1976 Chevrolet Nova. For Inlo Riviera Theatre Bldg. than smoke. PREPARATORY COURSES COMPUTER TUTORING call 284-4118. l 1552 So. Dixie Hwy. I — Lifelines. •1» \GMAt SHELDON ROSE TERMINALS Equilizor. it****'--*"* M.C-*-r EDUCATIONAL CENTER Mahoney-Pearson Night At Tha 661-1513 UVE LECTURES AND /OR EXPERIENCED PROFESSORS 30 watt BOWMAN Graphic Equilizor. j Rat. Small m size with loads of power. Asking VIDEOTAPED REVIEWS The Mahoney-Pearson governors along $45 Call Steve at 274-5955. ROOMMATES 1550 5, Dixie Hwy Across Irom UM. 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