Dean Said Consultation - Similar to Resolution Aids Minor Sport Need

Vol. *No. 9 March 10, 1983

to in The Center, which has offices in Merrill me M~~~~~~~~ Development Center JSU9sSylvester Grace hel; cut down th; net follow@ the ~amecock'striumph Building on campus, will not be Nly will work with fie larger companies and the GSCtitle match against Valdosta. (See Story, Page 14) (Photo by MIKE ROEERTS) operational for about a year, Dean said. consultation may be - provided throuh Until then, he will be meeting with teams of business experts, including JSIU representatives of area chambers of faculty and area business leaders. commerce and contacts within business and education u, determine areas of greatest Dean said consultation - similar to Resolution aids minor sport need. services providd by professional agencies in New York and other major trade centers By SUSIE IRWIN students as well as the school." The Title 111 funding is for five years. - "may become a major part of our The men's gymnastics team will be Sen. Prentice Satterfield said he, too, A1 Searway, JSU's Title III coordinator, program if there is demand for it." traveling to the NCAA regionals next week supported the resolution but added that said the Center will enable students to and students will go to Carrollton tonight money to support the minor sports should participate in internships and other limited "Right now our goal is to get on a more and support the Gamecocks in the NCAA "come from the top of the hill," that is that Md work. formal basis and establish a linkage bet- basketball regionals. Both trips have the the University should be willing to put more "One thing we may be called upon to do is ween the university and the business financial backing of the SGA as a result of money in the budget for the minor sports. put on in-house seminars for area community. We're looking at several things resolutions passed Monday night. A resolution providing for SCA sponsored businessmen to improve the expertise of that might be of benefit to the university and Sponsored by Sen. Tara Lee Clark, Pres. Tae - Kwon - Do classes under the guidance management personnel," Dean said. the businesses in this area." he said. Marc Angle and vice-pres. Tony Lundy, the of Charlie Kang, also gained approval by the resolution passed unanimously to allocate senate. This resolution was authored and "One of the hottest areas right now is Dean said he would welcome calls from money to contract a bus and allow students sp6nsored by senators Shu Lik Looi and developing first-line supervisors. These are interested businessmen. His number is 435 to travel to West Georgia and cheeren the Edgar Leon. former hourly workers who know very little 9820, ext. 324. Another resolution gainiqg senate ap- about management. We could put on Gulf South Conference title holders. Dean earned his bachelor's and master's In another of the eight resolutions proval concerned the- &epency of a seminars to teach them basic management problem faced by students who are both techniques." degrees from the University of Alabama. He discussed, the senate voted to allocate $250 worked as an auditor with Ernst & Whinney 'for the men's gymnastics team trip to the employed by the University and live in But Dean said no definite programs will University housing. According to the be planned until area needs are known. in Nashville from 1977-1979, as an internal rq'ionals and one senator stated that the auditor and financial reporter with Murray team's participation in the meet was an resolution's author, Sen. Ronnie Powell, "First and foremost we've got to go out Ohio in Nashville from 1979-1980, and with "excellent opportunity to promote the sport rent in the University owned apartments is and establish what the needs are. We don't Bobby G. Frazier, CPA, in Franklin, Tenn., as well as JSU." due on the first of the month but students on want to offer something the business from 1980-1981, and served as accounting This resolution, authored by Sen. Pat work-study are not paid until the fifth. community doesn't want or isn't ready for. reporting manager for First American Barber, received much support from all the The resolution stated that University Our plans are for me to go out very shortly Corporation in 1981 before joining JSU. senators and Matt Holaday added that the officials should review this discrepancy to and talk with some of the area's bigger Dean is a certified public accountant. relieve the financial bu~denplaced on these kip was "good public relations for the students. I'ICLEER March 10, 1983 Lomputer science areas now consolidated into centralized department

Since January 1982 computer science Administratively, the Department of classes, student computer labs and faculty Computer Science and Information Systems offices have been centralized on the third will report to the Vice President for floor of Bibb Graves Hall. This cen- Academic Affairs and will be responsible for tralization of academic computing has registration, change of major, checkout of permitted better communication and graduation requirements, counseling and cooperation between all computer science advisement, preparation of class schedules, - faculty. Even though the Business Com- faculty recruiting, and long-range planning. puter Science and the Science Computer Concerning curriculum control and ap- Science programs have functioned under a proval, the Computer Information Systems Coordinator of Academic Computing for the and the Computer Science programs will be past year, most day-to-day administration under the authority of the Dean of the and long-range planning for the computer College of Commerce and Business Ad- science areas were performed by the ministration and the Dean of the College of Department of Business Statistics and Science and Mathematics, respectively. Computer Science in the College of Com- The primary function of the consolidated merce and Business Administration and the department will be to support and im- De~artment of Computer Science and plement these programs. - on a day-to-day I ~kineerin~in the college of Science and basis. Mathematics. For the 1983.84 catalog, curriculum requirements for the Computer Information Editors hip applications Recently, the Vice President For Systems Fogram will be listed in the Academic Affairs approved a consolidation allege of commerceand in^^^ Ad- of all academic computer areas into a ministration and the curriculum for the to be reviewed March 21 Department of Computer Science and In- Computer Science program will be listed in Those wishing to apply for the editorship narrowing the number to two for each formation Systems (CS). There will be two the muege of sience and ~~th~~~ti~~. of the Chanticleer, The Mimosa, Pertelote, position. l'he Communications Board will degree programs: Computer Information ~othsections will reference the course and station manager of WS should vote for editor of each publication from the Systems (formerly Business Computer descriptions in the ~~~~t~~~tof mmputer submit credentials to their respective ad- two finalists. Science) and Computer Science (formerly Science and ~~f~~~~ti~~systems. visors by Monday, March 21, 1983. Ap- All candidates must have at least one full Science Computer Science). These degree several cases two or more courses have plicants must have a 1.0 average. academic year prior to graduation to be names were chosen to better describe the kencombined to form a single course. F~~ Please note the following information eligible to apply for consideration. It is two distinct areas of computing and are example, BG 250-Introduction to mBO~ (quoted from the Constitution of the Corn- recommended that the editor of the Chan- consistent with program names in other programing and scs COBO COBOL munications Board) Approval of Candidates ticleer take JN 304 preceding his-her ap- universities. This change should have little ~~~~~~i~~ were combined tq form cs for Editors of the Student Publications: The pointment. The editor of the Mimosa must day-today impact on the student in either 25&Introduction to c~B~~.Any questions Communications Board will screen, have Succe~sfullycompleted JN304 before computer discipline or on the student who concerning new courses or applicability of etramine, and appoint the editors of student assuming office. The station manager must simply wishes to take one or more courses. courses towards a major or minor should publications which includes the Chanticleer, have success full^ completed Radio I'he new department rvesently has eight be directed to one of the computer science Mimosa, Pertelote, and the manager of the Broadcasting 453. full-time faculty and one adjunct faculty to faculty. The full-time faculty are Don radio station. . .Faculty advisors for all four Candidates will be tested and interviewed serve over 650 majors and 400 minors. ~ll~~,M~~.patricia ale, M~.~~~t~ publications will examine all applicants for by respective advisors on a date arranged Administrative centralization of both ~i~k~~~,~~be~tJ~~~~,ms. M~~~ by each advisor between March 21-25. The editorships. disciplines will allow better utilization of Jane Peters, M~.J~~~~ R~~~~, ms. swan Candidates must list their name, class two finalists in each group will appear faculty and resources and will be less muska, and D~.~~~ald white, who will standing, GPA, and related experiences on before the board for interviews and ap- confusing to the student who wishes to study serve as acting department head, the a~~lication.-- pointment at 3:00 p.m., March 28, in the in this area. The advisors are responsible fcr Gold Room, Bibb Graves Hall. CDCS Forum To be or not to be

For many people, making differ in detail, the basic describing a mental process any decision is difficult. process of decision-making proven to work. Let your Choosing your career is an can be outlined: decision have an incubation involved process, if you wish 1. Select the goal - the period. to make the best selection most famous recipe for 6. Choose -all life is a risk; that will satisfy all your rabbit stew begins "Catch each undertaking has its own needs and interests. The the rabbit." Sometimes the uncertainties. Be prepared essential element in career wrong animal is put in the to live with the results of a development is decision. A pot. Study the facts bad decision. Fortunately, decision is a choice of one carefully and .ask key most wrong decisions can be from two or more alter- questions. revoked and made again. natives. Each choice is 2. Explore alternatives - The learning process in- made at a particular point in this requires research into cludes failure. time based on available all feasible courses of action. knowledge of opportunities 3. Deepen your knowledge You must work hard at and awareness of personal - occupational information is making decisions. Emerson interests and abilities. found in many forms. Check said, "Thinking is the har- Drivers make twenty out the Career Development dest thing in the world to Social work decisions per mile, ac- and Counseling Services. do." Prepare yourself for cording to traffic resear- 4. Evaluate all the decision-makingprocess. The Jacksonville State University mission on Aging; Dr. Leon Frazier, chers. Most decisions in life possibilities - project im- sociology department hosted social workers commissioner, Pensions and Security; Dr. don't come that fast or mediate and long-range The Career Development from across the state recently during a Mark Fagan, department of sociology; Dr. become so habitual. Career outcomes. List advantages and Counseling Services in conference on social programs ini3labama. Thomas Duke, Alabama Medicaid; Emmett decisions relate significantly versus disadvantages. Bibb Graves can supply Among the dignitaries present for the Poundstone, director of legal and ad- to future success and hap Check your motivations for information, strategies, and session are, left to right, Hoyt Farquahr, ministrative services, Department of piess. each option. support. Opportunity is a state planner, Commission on Aging; Mental Health. While types of decisions 5. "Sleep on it" - a cliche decision waithg to be made. Emmett Eaton, executive director, Com- Wch 10, 1983 THE CHANTICLEER Page 3 News Bureau offers publicity hints for students The University News Bureau offers several suggestions Smith's office, ext. 649. a month in advance of the event. Some special occasions for JSU students, faculty, and staff who need publicity. Commerce and Business: Pat Upton, dean's office, ext. may require longer lead times. Advance planning will The Bureau is prepared to help any campus organization 501. insure that your story meets the various publishing and with publicity assignments. Stories about "the people of Nursing: Brenda Harvey, assistant professor of nursing, broadcast deadlines. Late stories are virtually useless. JSU" are sent routinely to hometown newspapers, wire art. 425. 4. ASK FOR PUBLEmY INFORMATION SHEm. services, and broadcast media. Graduate Studies : Dr. William Carr, dean, ext. 328. Publicity information sheets - forms that ask basic The following suggestions may be helpful when planning Library: Rachel Jones, librarian, ext. 249. questions about planned events - have been distributed to an event that requires media exposure: Music: John Hendrix, president of American Music the contact persons. Campus organizations should request 1. FlND A CONTACT PERSON. Teachers' Association, ext. 545; Glenda Smitherman, the forms and have them on hand during business meetings A time-saving informationgathering network has been music department, ext. 545. and other occasions when publicity is discussed. The forms established for the University. "Contact persons" have Drama: Carlton Ward, ext. 447. are also available at the News Bureau office. Return been assigned by college deans to circulate among faculty Art: Dr. mlie Burn, ext. 626. completed forms to the Bureau. and students to gather news information. The information Special Services: Lynda Johnson, ext. 265. 5. PLAN FOR PUBLICWY PHOTOS. is turned over to the Bureau for publication. SGA: Joy Brindle, ext. 490, Photography is an important part of the publicity The contact persons include: 2. CONTACT THE BUREAU DIRECTLY. process. Advance planning will give the school Science and Math: Cindy Moore, Dean Boozer's office, Anyone can contact the University News Bureau about photographer time to schedule appointments and process ext. 231. publicity. Drop by the Bureau offices at the Information the film. Arrangements for photography may be made Education: Carol Havens, Dean Hyrner's office, ext. 589. Center or call ext. 468. through the News Bureau also. Criminal Justice: Jane Woodward, Dean Barker's office, 3. PLAN AHEAD. 6. CONFORM TO STANDARD FORMATS. ext. 336. The greatest exposure i Humanities and Social Science: Joyce Saw, Dean planning. 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Coupon is slated vdlue off gross pr ce nc LO ~r anv ~DDwcle sa es lax me 4 THE CHANTICLEER March 10, 1983 Points Of View I Walking can be hazardous to your health By SUSIE IRWIN Walking to cl& has been advocated by the University Police Department, praised by economists and practiced fashionably on non-raining days by students on this campus. But unfortunately, there is a strong possibility that doing your part for the benefit of conserving fuel could be extremely threatening to your personal safety. For some inane reason, motorists operate under the misguided theory that anyone caught in the no-man's land

Susie Irwin Editor

between two yellow curbs is fair game or accidental game ' I as the case may be. But,of course,this concept applies only if the light is green, just turned green or is about to turn B ullard feels Chanticleer is overstaffed with biased reporters green. Dear Editor: neutral means of com- This unfortunately, is not students making our If that line of logic sounds ridiculous, then you could be in enough. Too often this the minority on campus who appear to be safe drivers. Of Recently several articles munication. The student newspaper an even greater newspaper has a respon- section is simply passed by success. course,we can blame unsafe drivers,but it also is important have appeared in "The while someone reads the to note that there are many pedestrians who also practice Chanticleer" which insulted sibility to be fair to all Students here at students. Criticism is fine more attractive sections of Jacksonville State need to hazardous behavior in and near traffic. I am referring,of the social groups they in- the paper. course,to those who cross the street whenever the mood tended to criticize. Many when not directed con- become involved in campus tinuously upon the ,ame It is obvious that the affairs. We have an ex- strikes them and dare moving cars to mow them down. references to alcohol, drugs present writers of these Due to my personal experience in front of Brewer Hall, I and sex were aimed at these social group. When this cellent opportunity to gain happens, the individuals various sections are biased experience in various func- was almost leveled by an LTD,then later in. the same groups. Most often, the in their writings and these morning, a ten-speed tried the same feat; it became writers who made these involved should be allowed to tions. This opportunity has express their opinions. biases are expressed been neglected for too long. necessary to discuss the definition of a cross-walk. Ac- criticisms knew very little of repeatedly. A more in- cording to the UPD, a crosswalk exists to give pedestrians a the social groups they Greater involvement in the We should review our own student newspaper by all clusive selection of writers involvement and plan to take safe rightqf-way in crossing the street and it applies to all referred to. would balance the motor vehicles, automobiles and motorcycles and yes, even This is one example of a students would erase some of a greater role in campus these unjust situations. The newspaper's viewpoint -- affairs. We need con- ten-speeds. present problem upon our more blacks, more Greeks, Another important factor to remember is that the JSU campus. The student body letters to the editor section is structive criticism for a an excellent method of ex- etc. This would appeal to an change. campus is plagued by an inefficient traffic light system, here at Jacksonville State even broader spectrum of especially on Pelham Road, but by doing our part and University are in need of a pressing one's viewpoint. Dennis Bullard practicing safe precautions in and around traffic, perhaps we can avoid any serious accidents. Contemporary comment

The Chanticleer, established as a student new- The cost of Nuclear War spaper at Jacksonville State in 1934, is published each Thursday by students of the University. By DONNA AVANS Signed columns represent the opinion of the El .rything seems to have a price tag. Even human life is eliminate malaria from our world. writer while unsigned editorials represent the t?:ged with a dollar value by our government for use in Why does this spending continue? We already have the opinion of the Executive Editorial Committee. r alculating costs. Nuclear war also has a price. Involved in capability for 5,000 WWIIs; if we had one per hour, we could Editcr~alsdo not necessarily reflect the policy calculating the costs of nuclear war would, of course, be the go on for 200 days (theoretically, but no one will be around of the JSU administration. lost lives - w lether viewed in dollars or other terms. But to prove it.) The Children's Campaign for Nuclear Di- Editor ...... ;...... Susie Irwin what about the price we're paying now, on these days prior rnarnent recently made a plea to the Reagan administration Associate Editor...... Lynn LePine to holocaust? for the scrapping of one weapons project in exchange for Five million Americans get paychecks from the Pen- restoration of sacrificed social services. Sports Editor ...... Pat Forrester Our Entertainment...... Bert Spence tagon; two million of these are workers in arms production. American tax dollars have the potential for being Entertainment ...... R.Stacy McCain The familiar response to such figures is that people are used efficiently, humanely, and sanely, but we insist upon Features.. Dennis Shears being employed that would otherwise be receiving welfare spending to destroy...... Where is the logic? Where is the efficiency, the humanity, Secretary ...... Liz Howle payments. This, however, is a shallow argument. Arms University Photographer ...... Opal R. Lovetl production is a most inefficient means of spending to create the sanity? We are making installments to buy our end. But Business Manager ...... Tim Strickland - employment. The money that would employ 45,000 arms it does not have to be this way. True security will come only The Chanticleer offices are located on the bot- workers would employ 73,000 police people, 76,000 teachers, through conversion from a WARFARE economy to one that tom floor of Theron MontgomeryBuilding,Room 85,000 nurses, or 58,000 mass transit workers. considers the people. To reverse the trend will require the 102. And what are we sacrificing to put biions into arms? effort of us all. This is the single most important issue All correspondence should be directed to The Ten percent of the world's military budget would feed the facing us. All other issues are contingent upon the outcome Chanticleer, Box 56, Jacksonville State Univer- world's hungry. This is an easy concept to grasp when we of this one. We must, therefore, vote with this issue at the sity, Jacksonville, Alabama, 36265. realize that every minute one million dollars is spent on top of our criteria list when choosing our leaders. We must weapons. One-half of the cost of a Trident submarine would vote for our lives. March 10, 1983 THE CHANTICLEER Page 5 more points of view Henderson makes column objections Reader feels 92J

Dear Editor: can't we just go, sit or has been enjoyable or in the stomach. This letter is to address the possibly stand, and try to least informative. rejects JSU sports most ridiculous, asinine, I certainly wish that you enjoy ourselves without For instance, Mr. Mc- might see your way clear to and ludicrous sham of a endangering our lives with Dear Editor: stats should be announced column that has disgraced Cain's five part story on do away with this My letter refers to the the mass quantities of drugs Black music in America, in disgustingly idiotic waste of and in all sports. the pages of a newspaper and liquor suggested by 'Dr. extremely poor coverage of Some of the sporting ever. which he tried to be space. 1 know your 9W. Rock'? (Also, if he did not newspaper's circulation JSU sports events by It events have poor attendance I speak, of course, of the somewhat informative, dealt seems that they cover every advocate them, then why did not so much with the Black would increase if you got rid and what better way could it Dr. Rock column, written by he even mention drugs?) other school except JSU. be to increase the attendance the self-acclaimed authority culture and its music, but of this ridiculous cyst called This week's article was with the White music that 'Dr. Rock'. Seems to me if the radio by letting people know on Rock - and -Roll, R. Stacy station is owned by the only a small part of a very coincided with it. what's going on. , McCain. I, along with large mistake. No weekly University, it's primary Auburn and Alabama get everyone else I have ever column by this columnist, Also, his many attempts at Thank you, sports information should be all the coverage they need; spoken to about it, think it is who sees himself as a humor and satire were so Bob Henderson, on the Gamecocks, whether let's give the Gamecocks a the biggest waste of time, definitie authority on music, feeble as to turn my 230 Luttrell Hall it be tennis, golf, gymnastics chance. money and space in your or football, all scores and Allen Hastings otherwise respectable newspaper. "When vou go to the SGA resolution "unrealistic", says Sid McWhorter restroom, ohy tofind it filled w with people throwing UP into To the Editor, constantly Shown a second, Stalin, is responsible Brezhnev, was in control way of life. We agree that the toilets, You know you're The SGA Senate resolution disregard for any attempts for millions of his own when Afgbnistan was in- arms reduction and at . . . a rock concert." What that was published in the to establish a productive and citizens being killed. He also vaded and poison gas was limitations is a good and a captivating (or should 1 March 3, 1983 issue of "The fair arms control or put Eastern and central used on their tribesmen. noble idea, but it is not being say nauseating) first line Chanticleer" is unrealistic reduction system. How can Ewope under his boots after their leader is Yuri realistic. What have you got from his most recent and shows a lack of un- anyone believe that the the second world war, and Andropov, the man who ran column, "How to Attend a derstanding of the Soviet Soviet Union would live up to crushed any efforts of these the largest organized terror armswhen theagreement? Russians signLike the ~ockconcert". This article, Union. kt's face it; when we the terms of an arms control people to establish machine in the world, the among other things, talk about nuclear war we agreement? The Soviets autonomous governments. Adolph Hitler said when he Soviet KGB. Recent was tearing up one of the suggests we dress Up like a are talking about a U.S.- have had five leaders since The third, Khrushchev, said, vestigations have shown that Plasmatics reject, take Soviet confrontation. their successful revolution in will bury you," the KGB was connected with treatiesall, it,s he just had made,a piece "After of ungodly amounts of any and Nobody is very worried 1917. The first one, Lenin, meaning the Western World. the shooting of Pope ,John pper.,, all types of narcotics and about the U.S. getting into a when talking about the He also put nuclear missiles Paul 11. alcohol, and merrily puke nuclear war with India or Western World said, "They in Cuba, a little more than a For the last sixty-six our guts out at our favorite Israel. will sell us the rope we will pleasant boat ride from years, the Soviet Union has . Sid McWhorter rock group's concert. Why The Soviet Union has use to hang them." The Miami Beach. The fourth, practiced hostility to our Paul Nixon ,% b***********4***********+************************************************?

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PAT BERT

We sure hope we get to go to Florida for spring break "You guys are a couple of creampuffs, a pair of maybe there was a girl behind door number three. because we just got back from Hell. No, not Munford, and flyweights. You two think you're entitled to the name "Three," we said. not Attalla, although the Devil is reputed to reside in the "Gonzo" because you teed off some frat bros down South. "Behind door number three is the section reserved for former and maintain a summer home in the latter. We're Don't you know you have to pay your dues? Have you ever business students who have lived the wrong sort of life. talking real Hell. faced a deadline without enough mescaline? Have you ever Their ordeal is the Sisyphean task of having to rise at 3:00 It all started when we went camping at Noccalula Falls, attended a biker convention without a few hundred a.m. every morning, wait in line to register, and find that scene of Pat "C.B. DeMille" Forrester's eighth grade epic, miligrams of tetracycline? You think you can be offensive, the computer terminal has shut down just as they reach 'The Legend of Noccalula." (written produced and but have you ever offended the President of the United their turn." directed by the famous Okinawan auteur.) States and Frank Sinatra on the same day? That's living "Is this the worst Hell has to offer?" we asked. We arose early one morning to find the park deserted. dangerously." "You naive imbeciles," Hunter barked. "Follow me. It Where was the Girl Scout troop we had come to watch "You guys are nothing but a couple of maggots in the boot gets better." sunbathe? They had conned us into buying enough cookies camp of the bizarre, but you've shown flashes of potential, He led us further down into the pits of Hell. to fatten up Mike Livingston, and now they were gone. For so the big guy (Rupert Murdock) and I have arranged a l'he next level was for habitually absent students. Their that matter, so was everybody else. little trip through Hell to teach you a few things, namely punishment was to wake up the morning after the massive We decided to leave, but at each of the customary exits how to add a little fresh weirdness to your writing by throwdown at a whore and pimp party, realize they had no we found that the gates had been locked and chained. showing you some experiences heretofore unbeknownst to cuts left, and be forced to endure a slide show presentation Climbing them was out of the question, as we discovered you. In other words, shut up, pay attention, and don't by a guest lecturer on preventive dental theories and that they had been electrified somehow during the night. bother trying to run off, because there's no way out except practices of the Northern New Guinea aborigines as What were we to do? Where's Sgt. Braxton, Royal through Hell." recorded by Charles Darwin. Pyorrhea, abscesses, im- Canadian Mounted Police, retired, and his lead dog, Zing, We followed Hunter under the falls to a door hidden from' pacted wisdom teeth, and halitosis, all in living color. also retired when you need them? view by a large rock. It swung open noiselessly, and we 'That's really Hell," we said. Retired, we guessed. stepped into a foul smelling cavern, reminiscent of the "l'hat's nothing," snapped Hunter. "Let's take it to the Just as we were flipping a coin to see which of us would cafeteria when the chicken tetrazzini catches fire. max. I'his lowest level is the aspiring writer's section. short out the fence with his body, who should appear but the Hunter began, of all things, a Monty Hall routine. "Would Writers who have committed the ultimate sin of being original scorched earth, yellow dog journalist, Hunter S. you like to see what's behind door number one, door number untalented and yet still forcing people to read their garbage two, or door number three?" Thompson himself. "Hey, you two imitation Vanilla (See PAT AND BERT, Page 9) ' flavored journalists, come over here," he shouted. Well, we figured once, twice, three times a lady, so Are these really The logical choices I By MIKE LIVINGSTON the "Saga Dining Hall and Sunshine Room". While out on one of my many daily Saga needs this since they have been d training runs around the campus, I won- proud Gamecock tradition for over 7 years. dered if some of the buildings and roads had l'he "Sunshine Room" is when the curtains been properly named at JSU. During my are opened and the sun shines on the run I quickly thought of some names that students as they eat their shepherd's pie. could better describe our buildings and Number VI: "Montgomery Building" to possibly their true functions. the "Hardee's Center". Hardee's will not be The following are my top 10 name changes allowed to put up another sign, but they are and logical reasons for each. fast becoming a Gamecock tradition. Number I: The "Field house" to the Number VII: i'Sparkrnan", the tallest "Football House". In the Northern states a dorm on campus should be known as the field house is a basketball gym; since only "Sorority Center". This is based in part on football players are usually seen in this all the Greek letters that are located in building, it should be called a football house. windows as far up as one can see. Number 11: "Houston Cole Library" must Number VIII: "Nash" circle, which is be changed to "12 Story Library". The located around Self Hall which is located tallest academic building in the southeast is next to Dixon Hall could be changed to already the backbone of our ad campaign, "Crosby Stills, and Nash Circle". The SGA as seen on CBS during the NCCA playoffs can write to CSN and they will become so last football season. High school seniors excited over a super highway being named from around the country are calling in about after them they will give a concert at a JSU as a result of this ad, and these students reduced rate at Pete Mathews this spring. should create enough extra money to add a Number IX: "Stone" or "Performing few more floors to this famous monument. Arts Building". This must be changed, Number 111: "Snow Stadium" to since it is called about 1,000 different things "Malcolm Street Stadium". This name everyday and the building is suffering an change is for the voice of Gamecocks, who, identity crisis. "The Required Building" through his excellent play by play on the has a rather nice ring to it. The reason MEMBER FDIC radio during the football season left should be obvious to anyone at JSU. listeners on the edge of their seats waiting to Number X: Salls, the athletic dorm to hear more about the, "scared rabbits". Salls, the football dorm. This should also be Number IV: "New Dorm" to the "Old obvious. Salls is dominated by football I Dorm". It must be several years old by now players. To call it an athletic dorm is really and the housing department uses the name an overstatement since most of the athletes to fool the freshman women who have come do not live in Salls. to stare at the "12 Story Library" for which There could be other name changes that JSU is known around the country. could be studied on, here at Jacksonville, Number V: "Jack Ho~perDining Hall" to the friendliesi campus m Floridz...... ~/....ll,.ll..~ll..l March 10, 1983 THE CHANTICLEER Page 7 Dr. Rock Southern boogie

By R. Stacy McCain Campus movies I Poltergeist will be shown Thursday, March 10, at 7 and 9:30 in the Theron Montgomery By R. STACY McCAIN Building auditorium. It is generally ac. be ane ember* that at that time in the Deep president Phil Walden, who signed the cepted that Steven Spielberg did more than I remember one summer spent in leisure, South, rock 'n' roll was still the music of Allmans and other such groups to contracts. produce this movie, and it's obvious that he when I was 16. The week before school let black *ople. White southerners who Playing at NY's Fillmore East, the Brothers does know what scares you. Jo Beth out, WKLSFM, Atlanta (96 Rock) an- wanted to be musicians played country recorded what may be regarded as the Williams (Remember the naked lady nounced that tickets would soon go on sale music and dreamed of the day when they ultimate southen boogie record Duane talking about fried chicken in "Kramer vs. for a huge, outdoor concert to be held in would appear on the Grand Old Opry. So, in Allman (who was to die later in a motor- Kramer"?) turns in a fine performance in Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium. The roster order to prevent damage to themselves and cycle accident) and Dickie Betts soared this really scary flick. Admission is 1.00. of groups was impressive: ZZ Top, Elvin their equipment, the brothers (Allman, by together in lengthy guitar duels which are Bishop (who'd recently hit the charts with name) soon found that, they needed to be said to have lasted, at times, for an hour or Bananas was written, starred in, and "Fooled Around And Fell In Love"), able to throw in a Ferlon Husb song or two, more. directed by Woody Allen. The movie con- Marshall Tucker, and PointBlank. I was along with their Beatles covers, if they were cerns the takeover of a small Central ecstatic! Here, in one day, for ten measly to survive the Southern bar circuit. With the rising fame of the Allman Band, American banana republic by Woody. From dollars, I would be able to see three of my Other groups began to spring up in the Brothers record mrnpnies fell all the opening assassination sequence (with favorite groups (PointWHO?) on the same Jachonville-Daytona area, most of them Over in a rush every rock play by play byHoward Cosell) you can tell stage. You see, at that point in my life, I with styles similar to the band which now band in the South to big-money contracts. it's going to be a different kind of movie. It lived and breathed that form of music which called itself the Brothers ~~d.Most of them fell by the wayside, but the shows at TMB auditorium at 7 and 9:30 on is dismissed so casually by some observers ?'hat style consisted of basic rhythm and Survivorslmost Lrnyrd Wednesday, March 23. Admission is free. as "Southern Boogie". blues, sometimes with jazz flavorings, and a Tucker*and The distinctly rural flavor. A main &arac- Outlaws) enjoyed a great amount of sue- If we are to believe rock historians, teristic of southern boogie was, whiie most ceSS, es*ciauy in the Southern boogie began in Daytona Beach, rock used the rhythm guitar-lead Skynnard received national recognition for FL, sometime in the early- to mid-sixties, guitar arrangement popularized by the attacking Neil Young's "Southern Man" in A Little ~i~htMusic will be performed at Beatles, Southern boogie bands used TWO "Sweet Home Alabama". Marshall the Alliance Theatre in Atlanta through when two brothers, one a guitarist, the other March 27. The play concerns some com- a keyboard player, decided to form a rock lead guitarists, often playing in harmony or Tucker's "Can't YOUSee'' hit the top forty plicated romantic affairs and stars Linda 'n' roll band. While this may not seem such counterpoint to each other, his unusual charts with its blend of slow blues and light, an earth-shaking event nowadays, it must qound caught the ear of Capricorn Records airy flute sol~es- Stevens, seen most recently in the Alliances (I "Fifth of July" and last summer at the Alabama Shakespeare Festival. Showtiie is at 8 p.m. Tuesday through Sunday with a Gap Band cancels 2:30 matinee on Sunday. Tickets are $7.50. Northeast Alabama's $12 and can be charged by calling (404) 892- 1 2414. I SGA seeks I Area concerts I Music Leader Alabama, Juice Newton, and the Thrasher Brothers will be at the Omni, 100 Techwood Drive, Atlanta on April 10 at 7 p.m. All replacement tickets-are $12.50 and can be charged by calling (404) 577-9600. The Original Drifters will be at Dee Fords entertainment in Anniston on Thursday night. Tickets are $5 and show times are 10 p.m. and 1 a.m. By R. STACY McCAIN Also coming to Dee Fords on March 24 will In a Wednesday afternoon interview, SGA be Elvin Bishop. vice president Tony Lund y said that, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Gap Band Five music performances are schedulec has cancelled concerts in 23 cities, including for March at the Mason Hall Performanct an April 11, engagement at JSU's Pete Center at Jacksonville State University. Mathews Coliseum. The reason, he state$$ The performances are open to the public was that the group has chosen to return to The performers include: the studio to work on their next album. -Mark Pevey, 19, son of Mr. and Mrs Eugene Pevey of Rincon, Ga. "It's just one of the break in this -Gus Melton, 19, son of Mr. and Mrs business," Lunciy remarked, noting that Augustus A. Melton, Jr. of Marietta, Ga. Auburn University had also been affected by -Steven Wiam Dunn, son of Rev. and the cancellation. "Auburn had already sold Mrs. William S. Dunn of Rome, Ga. tickets," he added. LundY was informed of the cancellation early Wednesday morning -Sherman R. Stubblefield, 21, son of Mrs. by both the Gap Band's agent and Gary Margaret J. Stubblefield of Rossville, Ga. Wirger of Ruffio - Vaughn Produc- -Renee Sias, 20, daughter of Mrs. Evelyn tions. B. Silas of McCaysville, Ga. The freshman recital will begin at 7:M Lundy said that the search for a p.m. March 7. replacement act began as soon as he learned The sophomore recital will begin at 8:30 of the group's decision. Now under con- p.m. March 7. sideration for the spring concert are such top recording artists as Joan Jett, The junior recital will be held at 7:M p.m. Christopher Cross, and the Charlie Daniels March 30. Band. Lundy cautioned, however, that the The senior recital will begin at 7:3U p.m. choice of an act involved such factors as March 10. price, timing, and availability to the area. The senior honors recital will begin at 7 :30 He gave no indication of when a new concert ,p.m. Mar& B. ,,,,d 3.3, , will be announced. Page 8 THE CHANTICLEER March lQ, l983 Spring is on the way Find your place in the sun By GREG SPOON Mother Nature has took advantage of her how long the warm, sunny for most yo&g women-and decided to give students at generosity. Drawers flew weather would last, many men too! If we have a few JSU a head start on spring. open as students pulled out people could be seen sun more sunny afternoons, She made her appearance their shorts, racquets, and bathing almost anywhere. "Snow WhiteMwill have to lastweek and many students Panama Jack. Not bowing The "naWe look" is a must give way to "Chocolate Brown." Although May flowers won't be around for two more months, the early bloomers can be seen in virtually every flowerbed. New, green foliage and bright flowers are making their debut among the deadwood. Our campus will soon be a kaleidoscope of color for everyone to enjoy. The birds are returning &om "All the bills are paid. I their winter vacations in

Florida and are serenading 9 9 us with their cheerful songs. got it made in the shade. Springtime sports are mosphete helps those with again becoming visible. The be avoided at all costs problems work out their because its damage is tennis courts are full of difficulties and enjoy life players taking advantage of irreparable. Students should again. remind themselves that they the fresh spring air and The early warm weather, sunshine. Joggers, as well, have six more weeks left to along with its beauty and study before the semester can admire all of the new relaxation, has its problems. beauty as they pass through ends. If you have to study The biggest and most and keep putting it off, go many areas. The freshness prevalant is spring fever. ' improves both mental and outside and do it. The air This dreaded disease affects and sunshine will open the physical conditions. Late almost ninety percent of the afternoon strolls around the mind to its fullesta almost. students and faculty. This That way, the glorious campus provide relaxing illness makes its victims experiences for the tired and weather and study can be "I took off for a weekend last month. " forget studies, cut classes, enjoyed together. discouraged. The at- and ~rocrastinate.It should Kmch 10, 1983 THE CHANTICLEER Page 9 AIDS : A new sexually transmitted disease By ANDY JONES prolonged fever, weight loss, pneumonia and nausea. to their voodoo practices which include drinking blood at Just beforenew treatment and a possible cure for Herpes It is a serious breakdown of your body's immune system. rituals. are discovered a new social disease comes to the surface. So any infections or present diseases you have are tougher Siientists believe that incubation period to be from sur Spelled out it is Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, to fight. A cancer patient would be in serious trouble with months to two years, meaning that many people who have known as AIDS. AIDS. the disease with no current symptoms could be dead in two No one understands this disease, which is probably a years. virus, but doctors do know it is a serious and often fatal one. It is not casually transmitted like a cold is sometimes but As of a few weeks ago more than 1,000 people had con- spreads by sexual or blood contact. Many people feel that the new outbreaks of diseases like tracted AIDS and 400 had died. AIDS is thought to have started out in the gay community AIDS and Herpes are an answer to controlling our new Early symptoms may include blurred vision, severe but now 75 percent comes from there. The other 25 percent "sexually free society." Maybe we will get back to the old headaches, generalized fatigue and a red rash on the face. of its victims are drug addicts, hemophiliacs, Haitain monogamous relationships or marriages. Until then, "the As it progresses, you may get swollen lymph glands, refugees and young infants. The Haitain connection is due more you play, the more you could pay." chronic diarrhea, drenching night sweats or an unexplained PUblicity (Continuedfrom Page 3) prepared by the University News Bureau conform to the Associated Press Stylebook, considered to be a journalistic standard. 7. MARKET THE INFORMATION. Think big. Events should be publicized locally as well as state-wide - or even nationally. Stories should be sent to hometown newspapers and media in metro areas. The University News Bureau maintains a nation-wide mailing list of all media. 8. OTHER CONSIDERATIONS? Have you thought about the oEcial campus calendar? The campus media: "The Chanticleer" and WUS? These outlets are sometimes more important than national exposure. The News Bureau distributes to campus media copies of all news stories prepared for publicity. In addition, the News Bureau publishes the Calendar of Events, which appears monthly in "The Chanticleer," and "The JSU Monthly Report," a campus newsletter. Do you have questions about publicity? If so, drop by or call the University News Bureau.

Pat and Bert -(Conhued from Page 6) - anyway are condemned to one of two horrible fates." This was really hitting close to home. We decided we'd better pay attention. "What are the two fates?" we asked. "The guilty authors are forced either to work indefinitely on an unauthorized biography of Theron Montgomery from Spartanburg, South Carolina, (Which by the way is where the Devil has a summer home.) or they are forced to write scripts for the Moral Majority's latest film series for fun- damentalist newlyweds entitled "Everything We Think You Should Know About Sex And Were Afraid You'd Discover for Yourself." We couldn't understand why a 15 minute film should take all of eternity to write, but maybe that was the point. 'rPlease Hunter, we get the idea. Let us go." "All right guys," he said, in a surly sort of way. "Here are your passes for the ferry across the River Coosa. Once you get across, head for God's Country, also known as Southside, AL." We were out the door in a flash. We had seen the light. We made a vow to try to always be funny, but then, promises are made to be broken.. b d

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ROTC Zeta Tau Alpha By CADET EILEEN GREEN Homecoming, colorful bouquets, family Judge Advocate Corps. Miss Wilson is a member of Delta Sigma By DENISE HAND reunions, Greek functions, the development of new romances, and the strengthening of Theta Sorority, a Kappa Alpha Psi The shores of Tampa Bay were the perfect l'hanks, Cheryl! old ones: where does camouflage paint and Sweetheart and a third year cadet in the The Zeta Basketball team did it again! backdrop for a ZTA White Violet Formal B.D.U.3 fit in? Our Homecoming Queen Military Science program. that will not soon be forgotten! It was a Last Wednesday night we won against Phi wears them. Miss Wilson is also an example of the perfect weekend from the start, with the Mu, pulling us into second place in the In- Deborah Wilson was born on January 29, many young men and women who manage crazy bus trip down to the beaches and tramural Tournament! We're on our way! 1961 in Fayetteville, Worth Carolina to Katie to combine academics, extracurricular Busch Gardens of Tampa! Tracy Hyde, our Congratulations go out to Member of the and Leroy Gratford. activities, and drill to create the well social chairman, did a fantastic job of Week, Stacey Bristow, and Pledge of the Miss Wilson is a Junior majoring in rounded individuals the United States Army pltting it all together and should be com- Week, Jayna Sullivan. Both of you girls are Political Science with a minor in Business thrives on. mended for a super formal! great ! Administration. She hopes to attend law Miss Wilson, keep up the good work Sister Cheryl Lester brought a little A very special congratulation goes out to school and eventually join the military as a representing our school as well as our Hollywood into our lives last Tuesday, and recently lavaliered Suzie Dempsey and commissioned officer and a member of the country. made us stars! We had the pleasure of Kappa Sig, Tim Kenum. Good luck, you participating in a TV commeiual she is two! making and we had a blast doing it! Remember, Zeta Makes a Difference!! Sigma Alu Pi Kappa Phi By BUTCH And The Other PAT Here's the latest Nu's. I'hanks for a great time, you roller derby By MIKE GIBSON -1'hanks to Delta Zeta for a great "Street queens. Four talented teams got together starting February's brother of the month was Punks" mixer. Kirk - please clean the -John - the Beene's forgive you! last Tuesday to determine the Greek Mark Chaffin whose hard work on the Rose motorcycle tire marks off the dance room Sigma Nu's resident surf nazi wants to Champions of intramural basketball. Our Ball was appreciated by all. Our little sister ceiling. know why there isn't surfing as a Greek first game was against Kappa Sigma, who of the month is Becky Cline, one of the most -LSU is here! This weekend, millions of Week event? Well, maybe next year. had beaten us in the regular season. It was a loyal and hard working members. Also, for snakes from all over the galaxy will descend --Cheezbread - Non Carborundum tough game that went down to the wire with his hard work last week, Scott Milam was on Baton Rouge for the annual Sigma Nu Illegitimatus! Those who know, know. Pi Kapp winning, 43-42. On Wednesday chosen as pledge of the week. Weekend. We suggest avoiding the main -It is true that the snakes will be ship- night we defeated a fired up Kappa Alpha l'hanks to Phi Mu for last week's highways between here and Louisiana until wrecked soon? We're stocked for it, Bar-B- Psi team 4433 for the championship. An- Marathon Mixer, certainly one of the big after Saturday. The roads will be jammed Qewen. thony Stapler led all scores with 18 points events of the semester. Those Phi Mu's are with Sigma Nus and it will probably be a -'lU next week, walk in the way of honor . against the Sigs, and he and Jerry Ver- fun people! pretty ugly scene. . . follow a Sigma Nu. I million had 14 each against the Kappas, Here's hoping everyone's enjoying Greek -Our Little Sisters took the pledges and P. S. - "When the going gets weird, the once again leading all scores. These wins Week, and best of luck to the sororities as brothers roller skating last week in Oxford. weird turn pro." - H.S.T. left us with a 7-2 final record and in a 1st they compete next week. Meanwhile, the place tie with Kappa Alpha for the All- countdown to the fifth annual Pi Kappa Phi Sports Trophy. Luau has begun. . . . .

V By KELLI KIRBY The Wies have made it th~ough the Other outstanding Alpha Xi's are sister of sisterhood retreat, and it brought us closer the week, Sherrie Ho Spivey and pledge of than ever. We would like to thank alumnae the week, Carolina Tobar. We love ya'll. Sheila Brownlow for letting us use her cabin With all the warm weather in the air, and being there with us. spring break seems that much more ex- Congratulations to Kathy Owens on being citing! The fuzzies are sunning and packing chosen one of the Outstanding Young for their trip to Florida which we're hoping Women in America. We are very proud of to be as much fun as last year's. (Panama you, Kathy! Also, congratulations to Pam City lookout! !) Love who was chosen Miss JSU. a

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2. Every entry must 4. Thewinner will be MEETIN'-other high caliber GROWIN'-in experience and WORKIR'- hard at having fun in young adults with similar ambitions knowledge while adding an impres. beautiful Atlanta - the center of ex. include the following in- selected and announced and goals and sharing with them the siye addition to your resume. Over citemenl in the Southeast. fun of hard work and a season of 80% of Six Plags current manage. formation on the back: by the JSU Student planned social activities ment started in host and hostess po- Name, student number, GREETIN'-the public on a day sitions. Crime Prevention by day basis and gaining the satis. SHARlN'-the outdoor beauty Committeeand theJSU faction of helping others enjoy and atmosphere of our beautiful local address and local lhemselves park wlth new friends and guests Police Dept. EARNIN'-a substantial degree of PLEASIN'-yourseif In the knowi phonenumber. Limit f~nanc~aljndependence edge you are a notch above the APPLY IN PERSON norm to be chosen as a 51x Flags 9:00 AM 5:00 PM LEARNIN'-the prlnclples and . 5. A PRIZE OF $50.00 host or hostess Monday, Tuesday and Saturday ONLY. one entry per person. procedures of buskness and man aaement bv kina Dart of the exc~t HELPIN'-others erJoL thetr lei SIX FLAGS PERSONNEL OPPlCE 3. Entries must be turn- WILL BEAWARD- ingentertainment and recreation in. sure time and providing them with cocnlr ed intothe SGA office dustry. guidance and arsistance EDTOTHE m : (fourth floor of TMB) by . "IMPORTANT" all applicants MUST BRING their social WINNER. a ...... a security card and proof of age (driver's license or birth a a cerificate) to apply. March 10, 1983 THE CHANTICLEER Page 11 Phi Mu Alpha r\ X Delta Chi By STEVE TEEL selected and we would like to thank these Phi Mu Alpha would like to congratulate men for bringing Such a fine performance to Pam Love on winning the first annual Miss JSU. What's up? Jacksonville State University Pageant. We We would also like to thank all those who B~ this the the Chi's are having fun in OU~softball team is gettiig ready for the wish her the best of luck in the Miss came to the annual Phi Mu Alpha Musical on Greek Week and are looking forward to the u~mmingseason thanks to Mike Lopez, the Alabama pageant. The pageant was a great Tuesday. The brass choir sounded great as ~~~k party. our formal is coming up skipper. We'd like to thank Ivan Mills for success and we would like to thank all those did all the solo ensembles. Vice-president ~~~~h 26, and we're loobg forward to the road trip. Sorry about the front end of who participated. David Enloe did an excellent job putting this having a good the in Hot-lanta. our the Z. Dave Gattis was voted "Brother of The Atlanta Symphony Brass Quintet program together. pledges are doing a great job thanks to their the Week" for his work on the Miller Drive. presented an excellent concert Sunday at Phi Mu Alpha hopes everyone has a trainer, Wayne Rice. See ya'll on the surf. the Stone Center. Their program was well terrific and safe spring break. Omicron Delta Kappa Alpha Tau Omega By BETH REAVES Six ODK members and one faculty ad- cheon on Saturday. visor attended the Province Seven Con- During the final business meeting on By JIM STUMP ference in Jackson, Mississippi February 25 Saturday Cathy Burns, from Piedmont, was Last Wednesday our little sisters held our and start thinking about intramural softball. And 26. Cathy Burns, Letitia Landers, Kelley reelected to serve a second term as first annual "Big Brother-Little Sister The "Taus" will be lead by Taylor Casey, Reed, Beth Reaves, Rochet Cole, Mary Province Seven Student Director. Banquet". It featured great food and the who has been chosen as head coach. Hannah, and Dr. Horsfield represented the The host circles of Milsaps College and best company you could ask for! We ap- Our spring pledge class is doing a fan- JSU ODK Circle. Mississippi College did a wonderful job. preciate your support. Our little sister of the tastic job. Our pledge of the week is Keith They were treated to a banquet and get They made our stay very enjoyable and week is Sherry Fields. Kendricks. Keep up the good work, Keith. together Friday night, attended several informative. Everything was well planned, It's time to dust off the old softball mitt ATO: THE ONLY WAY TO GO! workshops, a business meeting, and lun- well organized and it was a great success. Baptkt Campus M~ay Phi Mu By KIM WHITEHEAD Spring break is on its way and, when it and Saturday after school starts back. arrives, a whole bunch of JSU students will Designed to give students insight into By SUSAN SMITH be on the road in the name of the Baptist developing their lifestyle evangelism, the The sister3 of Phi Mu would like to thank who won the Miss JSU pageant last Thur- Campus Ministry. Over forty will travel as two-day course will be led by Kyle Klem3ke the Pi Kapps for a fantastic all-week-party sday night. Congratulations, Pam! ! the BCM Choir to tour the area around from Auburn University. Sessions will be last week. It was a classic. Thanks, guys! ! Upcoming events include various mixers, Clemson University while fifteen will be held from 6:30 p.m. until 9:30 p.m. on Friday Congratulations go out to "Pledge of the Greek Week (everyone is fired up), the going westward to Houston, Texas, to do a and from 9 a.m. until noon on Saturday. Week," Dawn Sweatman and to sisters cancer drive, and the Phi Mu national week's worth of inner-city mission work! Everyone is welcome and encouraged to Mandy Bates, Cynthia Brown, and Monica philanthropy, project H.O.P.E. (Health Activities will continue when the vacation take advantage of this opportunity to learn Stewart who were recently initiated into Opportunities for People Everywhere). time ends, though; a Share Seminar is more about sharing. Sign up now at the ODK. We ark also very proud of Pam Love scheduled for March 25 and 26, the Friday Baptist Student Center!

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be changedw to 21? By RANDY FAIR 21 should not be allowed to teenage related drinking JSU students Who live in drink. It would stop all of accidents, There is a sub- Georgia might have been these young people from stantial maturity difference surprised when they drinking and driving, ana it involved in the two years. I returned home. If a bill would cut down on hope it is made into lew before the Georgia State alcoholism at such an early soon." Charles Kidd, Junior. hgislature had passed, the Beth Holder. Senior. think it would be legal drinking age would have been changed to 21. affect me, I really don't This is a very controversial think it would keep people issue among college students from getting it if they really since most of them would be want it. If the government affected by the new law. JSU says citizens are mature students recently asked for enough to Wte and be eligible their views on this issue, for the draft, they should replied, as follows: also have the right to drink if "It might cut down on the they like." Denise Huckaby, amount of drunk drivers if the age were changed," Cindy Seeger, Junior. "1 don't think it will change anything. People will drink anyway." Lynda Kearly, Junior. "I've been going to ban since I was 15, so I don't Brown old should be able to make the decision of whether' to drink or not." Renee Lupa, Sophomore. "I don't feel the drinking age should be raised because people would go to extra pains to get access to alcohol. No matter what, if Kidd you want it you'll get it "Raising the drinking age regardless of whether or not would be a good idea, in that have that big of an effect on it would keep younger kids the access to minors." Laura from driving drunk. Brown, Junior. However, alcohol will be 611 wouldn't like the legs accessible to anybay, no drinking age changed Huckaby matter what the age." Steve because bars are a good Wolsteia, Sophomore. place to get together with There's 11o better place around to make new friends. Or meet !-oils old thii it will stop underage "I believe that raising the friends." Susan Fair, ones. Not to mention, get a great meal. ~eo~lefrom drinking," Bob drinking age would help So~homore. - The campus dining facility ;Jack Hopper Dining Hall 'Pit&, Junior. reduce- the number of "It would be fine with me - "I think it would be the teenage deaths. Drinking But I doubt if it will have an: Convenient. Fun. And reasonably priced. smart thing to do because it should be limited to more effect on detering peoplc With a variety of flexible meal plans to choose f1-0111. would decrease drunk mature people who can (teenagers) from drinking.' And a wide selection of foods at e\,es! nit.:^!. driving. On the other hand, it make the decision on Marne' White, Senior. would increase-illegal sales. So sign up soon. It's simple. It's healtli~.It\ deilcious. whether or not to drink. But Students seem to be And ihe best part is, no matter ivhen yoi1 c*onie,~ve're always cookin'. The main good it might do is this will not stop the fact divided on their views aboul to get college students out of anyone can get liquor." the legal drinking age. While bars and on the books!!" Michael Huckeba, Junior. many students fed it would Mark Jackan, Sophomore. "I feel raising the drinking be a good idea, almost all "I definitely believe that age to 21 would help agree it would be almost most people under the age of minimize the total number of impossible to enforce. Scabbard and Blade Food for thought. By CLARENCE J. COODBEER we greatly appreciate the time spent by celebration of National Scabbard and Blade those members who assisted in the setting was changed to the 10th of March. up and removal of equipment at the blood Members will hold an informal gathering at , drive fiadav morning and Wednesday the Fort McClellan Officer's Club and enjoy evening. Also thank-you&eryone for &ing beef and burg and^. MEAL PLANS ARE STILL blood. The Scabbard and Blade formal banquet ~t the b arch 1 meeting nominations were is schiuled for the Ist of April. All mem- AVAILABLE AT THE JACK HOPPER made for the most outstanding ROTC bers and alumni xmmbers make Your plans DINING HALL, AT DISCOUNTED cadets. Each year Scabbard and Blade accordingly. RATES. DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR gives an award the ~ostOutstanding MS The work days scheduled for work at the I, 11, and IH cadets (Military Science first, Big Oak Boys Ranch are the 8th and 9th of CONYENIENT COUPON BOOK MEAL second, and third year students). Be sure to keep these dates open on PROGRAM. WE HAVE SOMETHING Nominations were also made for next year's flu calendar. Besides building, repairing, FOR EVERYONE. Scabbard and Blade officers. The elections and giving general a3dstancet there will be for these offices will take place at a special time also for riding horses, fishing, and meeting on the 8th of March. playing with the boys. Be prepared to camp Due to the coming of spring vacation, the Page 14 THE CHANTICLEER 10, 1983 Gamecocks nab NCAA play-off bid JSU takes 3purgeon named fourth game$ most GSC title valuable laver By RANDY FAIR Grace was high scorer for Jacksonville The Gamecocks' basketball team won an with 17 points. Keith McKeller was next with automatic berth in the NCAA Division I1 15 points and 10 rebounds. Robert Spurgeon playoffs by defeating Valdosta State 79-74 in added 10 points and 7 rebounds and was the final game of the Gulf South Conference voted the championship game's most Tournament. valuable player. JSU earned the right to a title bid by I%eGamecocks upped their record to 227 defeating Miss. College and Livingston in with the win, tying a school record for the earlier tournament games. most wins in a season. The win assures the team of an NCAA playoff berth in regional competition. It also ties a team record for season victories (22). The Gamecocks ended their regular Robert Spurgeon, season finishing only third in the GSC, but the win over Valdosta made them GSC MVP, champs. The Gamecocks opened quickly, dominating play on the offensive and savors the thrill defensive boards. - JSU had control throughout most of the of victory game, leading at one time by as much as 14 points. Valdosta would not be stopped easily, l'he fist round in the regional playoffs however. They staged a comeback that will be Thursday and Friday, March 10-11, eventually tied the game at 7474 with 123 at West Georgia College in Carrollton, remaining. Georgia. The Gamecocks will play Florida The Gamecocks went ahead again when Southern on Thursday everhg - West Sylvester Grace hit a pair of free throws Georgia will play West Chester State with 1:09 left in the game. JSU went on to hit College from Pennsylvania. Call Special Services or the Athletic Department for three more free throws to secure the win. ticket information. Hard work pays off Carroll returning to top form

By MIKE LIVINCSTON two mile at the 4A state and Barry Fitts of South He also hopes to run distress of college coaches in finish very close together At Oak Mountain State meet. South Alabama Alabama, who is from against Georgia Tech which this state. ' during the track season," Park, Ed Palmer of the torch wanted him to go to a junior Brooks High in 'North signed his Vestavia High said one of his teammates. runners was racing to college for a year, and he Alabama. School teammate Mark "I'm really impressed With Mark Carroll running another victory at the V.8, picked Gadsden State. "I may not be able to beat McCoy and several of the top with how he got in shape. He well this season, JSU has 10K road race. In third place "I went there to get away them, but I will give them a distance runners away from gives us three distance another reason to be proud of was JSU's own Stan Norton from home and I have a lot of good race," added Mark. the state of Alabama to the runners that are going to its athletic program. and just 5 seconds behind relatives who live in Gad- him was JSU runner, Mark sden," said Mark when Carroll. Both runners beat asked about Gadsden State. Troy St. runner Ricky During the year he decided Spring tinze and the USFL- Daniels at Oak Mountain. to go to JSU and run for JSU It's springtime again and 1 don't mind spring foot- that with the price of tickets The USFL continues to Mark Carroll is starting to instead of South Alabama. with the onset of beautiful ball. It makes a lot more today, what a spectator sees stress their commitment to a return to form that made Mark spent the fall season weather everyone's thoughts sense than playing in -20 should be a game played by quality product. The truth him one of the best runners running himself back into turn to outdoor sports. In the degree weather. But what I the best talent available. is, they simply do not have in Alabama at the high racing shape for spring track meantime, our campus object to is a diluted version We in the U.S. have access to the vast majority school level. season. basketball and gymnastics of talent available unless He is one of the very few As spring season ap- teams prepare for national they pay exorbitant salaries runners during high school to proaches, Mark Carroll's tournament competition. to their top draft choices. make the All - State Cross hard work running is star- Ihe golf, tennis, baseball, Country team both his junior ting to pay off. He can be and track teams are all off Pat Forester How can they meet these and seniors years. During considered the third distance and running, and I for one demands? By raising ticket his senior season he placed runner behind All - GSC can hardly wait for prices, of course. 4th overall and helped his runner Doug Cronkite and baseball's spring training. Sports Editor high school to a 3rd place Stan Norton. Go Braves! Go Fat Bob! I shudder to think that, finish behind Auburn and "I hope to run a 4:15 mile One thing I can do without with the new leagues 18 Huntsville in Cross country. during the outdoor season is the USFL. The new league game regular season and the Mark attended Vestavia and I'll also run the 5K and has just kicked off its NFL's 16 games and High School near Bir- the 2 mile run," said Mark inaugural season and has of what is called professioial reached a saturation point playoffs, the American mingham, AL and graduated about his goals for this track proven to be what everyone football. Face it, the USFL concerning sports. No public will be subjected to in 1981. His major at season. He can hardly wait expected- a little rough is stocked with NFL and longer is a sport limited to a about 10 months of unin- Jacksonville is history. to compete against Walter around the edges due to lack Canadian league rejects, as specific time period. terrupted football. At least South Alabama expressed Grim who ran for millips of practice time and more well as a healthy assortment Seasons are now year sound they will give sports editors ~f :?~~-SPC=~Tsnd never LQ~QV~E Ifleekey :$;~32!:es interest in Mark dter he won High in airmineham -2m in Xtle shcrt ontalent somqtnariP $0 $over'. . ? .s,* ,,I 2v ,+asses,. ,,Ji?d --y csntentioam to ~.mAnzr, -\;$, , :, ', qe e~dso~mile %'ru mdoor' no% i3 rrannislg for Uabama * - *, . ' * . ., L -- I, I * . . ,*.%+ G *v*,a'~ c **o e+ ,%' r r r r.t.7 r r ti&/, ?I , , , , " '4 ,.:* " , 6*9 ' ,*: , , , , :A, , , 4 7 , . . ,, March 10, 1983 THE CHANTICLEER Page 15 In surprising move . . . Men roll over Mad

The men's gymnasts Lowery placed on waivers, continued to roll Saturday as they beat James Madison for the second time this season by the score of 238-189. It undecided on future was JSU's second highest By MIKELIVINGSTON also added that he was total this season. Greg Lowery was ex- returning from an apart- Start working out," he said. petting to be the punter for merit search Monday when "I like to think my Jax State dominated the the Birmingham Stallions he returned to receive the four weeks at training camp visitors, sweeping at least this spring, but last Monday were not wasted, and I want four of the top six places in message. every event. night he returned to his 16nev at a lot of good to.. try . out somewhere," Greg hotelroom to find a footbafl players such as added. Dave Oak, a freshman, message had been left for Eddie Lowe of Alabama and Lowery said that he is still won his first overall title him. The message informed Freddie Smith of Auburn," eighteen hours short at with a 50.90 score. Oak's him that the Stallions had added Lowery, who said he Jacksonville from his score was the highest overall picked up a punter on has not made any plans on degree, and he will return to recorded by a freshman in waivers from the Chicago what to do next. JSU to register for classes in Div. II competition this year. Blitz. "They had asked me to the next few weeks. "It was a total surprise to stay here a couple more days However these plans could Close behind was team me since I had made the while they look at another all change if one of the USFL caplain Steve Lee with a final cut," said Lowery from ~unter.but I think I will teams pick him up during the 50.65. his ~irhghammotel. He ieturn' to Huntsville and Season. I'he team score should cement JSU's number six national rankings when the In USFL action poll comes out Friday. ?'he Gamecocks travel to Athens, Georgia, this Stallions fall in opener weekend for regional By MIKE LIVINGSTON Birmingham did not have came when a heavy down- competition. They will then The Birmingham Stallions much of an offense and pour of rain forced fans to spend spring break on opened the season against Reggie Collier was the only run for cover in the first half. campus readying for the Steve Lee. team captain. nationals. the Michigan Panthers at weapon the team had as he Birmingham fans looked Legion Field. dropped back to throw and excited about another performs on pommel horse The Stallions brought out a would then scramble for professional football team (Photo by MIKE ROBERTS) fire works display and JSU's yards. but were quick to leave when own Teresa Cheatham sang The Stallions had the lead it looked like the Stallions the national anthem. The only one time at 74 in the were headed for defeat. crowd of around 35,000 stood second period. Later in the 6'Dull" was the word used by Hamrick's homer for the kickofC and quickly second Michigan kicked fans as they left the stadium, fell silent as Michigan drove their third field goal winning but since this was the first for a 49 yard field goal the football game 9-7. weekend of games it may get making the score 3-0. The second half was better for Birmingham and kills UNA hopes I'he fdns at the game were scoreless and was so dull the the USFL, if not it doesn't mostly wearing Alabama or fans started to leave with look like fans in Birmingham JSU swept a rescheduled , JSU pushed across 5 runs Auburn paraphenalia and over nine minutes left in the are willing to get burned a due to rain doubleheader in the bottom of the fourth to screamed cries of Roll Tide game. third time by a new football from UNA Sunday when end a 1-1 Lie in the first game. or War Eagle at the kickoffs, The only real excitement league. Bruce Hamrick hit a three Hamrick's homer was one homer in the fifth inning of 5 hits by the senior who to 1 ift the Gamecocks to a 5-4 also had 4 rbi's. The Lions Women defeat Radf ord victory. had a 4-2 lead before The games originally Hamrick smacked his four I'he women's gymnastics Hassler and Lisa Paulh both l%ewomen are leaving for bagger with two out and two had good meets overall." regional competition slated for Sat.. were the team eked out a 170-168 win conference open& for both On. over Radford Saturday in I%ewin boosted the team's Thursday at Southeast schools. Chris Parker started the what Coach Robert Dillard record to 8-6. The women Missouri. Top teams include second game and allowed said "definitely wasn't our fie first game, won by are undefeated in Div I1 s.E. Missouri St. and the JSU 8-1, Scott Whaley threw before being best meet of the year. We contests but have lost a University of Denver, both a hitter and out to relieved by Scott Tidmore, didn't do especially well in nbnber of meets with Div. I ranked ahead of JSU at this raise his record to 74. who picked up his second anything although Marilyn schools. time. save of the season.

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