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Yeardley Green "Gordie" Bailey died frorn alcohol to prevent students from drinking too much this school year. For example: Lynn "While it seems impossible twenty three year University of Colorado Boulder campus; nd orotecting them from the negative consequences associated with poison on the after a long night ot drinking beer and social organizations old Thomas H»ur was found dead Lhol m.suse, that Sewanee is falling apart. basis, have the ability to earn Dean Hartman is the privilege baek, if these targeted as the evil administrator organizations adhere it) the who spends his entire life trying following stipulations: to kill the fun of the students o "Social organizations and more specifically certain cannot purchase alcohol >n Greek organizations. Contrary provide alcohol to •underage' to popular belief, however. or 'of age' persons. Common thh ont ink s ausing aU . Lookjamilar? These are just a Jen' oj the di allowed. Dean Hartman is not staked sources are not against the student body and liquor." whether it's beer, wine, or to fry than rnuttng «moo* effort to comply w„h ertain.y he has bigger fish nlzatl0ns must make , concer,ed or%*££*juquor rry ££ b made to BYO P f when asked, "What changes have been IDs of guests bringing alcohol, jnc i udlni! checking changes, really, , icies replied. "There are no will be held very calmly organlza ,i ns can and policy?" Dean Hartman ^^^ ^ $tuden , to the policy." . ,. policies." 3th accountable for violations of our weeke? of the U* d , adequate caused the uproar? On !",'„,• will also be expected to provide So what addltion t0 this list, hosts ^ pnvd g to n organizations lost their simple bow. of chips, bu, a more substantial of February, Greek food whjch does not mean , spread that J"™^» parties, temporarily. Somehow word W™ service might provide, ri ,ha, cateri the nam ff , myth cretfed m g offi this was a ( Dean H banned from campus. Obviously, ^^ ^ ^^ ^ fc forgotten Greek organizations had ibilitytom,nimizethenskfactoraroundcampusasheandtheschool mill. The reality is that ^^.^ respons parties had illegal consumption on really was, and L.quor especially as i, pertains to campus r Imb.e Jour behavior, artma . of Dean H tllc attention . why to the ^J^^Z „ , hard , understand it had come ^ g no importantly, however, ^^ ^ ^ ^ were neglect,^g »« campaign organizations this summer, begun a many Greek , etter sen , out others that as hosts, home, Cc choo jn a had a s f nde is a everyone was a.nght, consumption a( Scwance , whether this of guests, ,.e. making sure ^^ forwarded o the s"d ^ blllly ^an Hartman or a mov£ avold , Furthermore, in a recent email that ^ for ^ ^^ explained > , . concerns and then responsibiH(y t0 mlze thc: harms body, he plainly laid out his ^~ ^ ^ ( g ^ *eme v .con , ^ most ^ , hc ,s th administration , n being taken. Specifically, the ^ f ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^p ^ and P hospitalizations, sexual "Liquor" parties and other numerous alcohol related ,„ be much more flexible with ^ uring , he adminlslratlon w occurreo smdents and non-students that of alcohol to underage related events . unrest. Students see why students are in a state ol advent semester. . „„ ., officially Still, it is easy to owed changes liquor parties have to be concerned with policy Common Source mfmaZ have the right nary the responsibility "byo 3^^%£ transformed Shake Day our liquor parties P including sanctions that have the school calls ^"^ doJ^bis mean> around school, Own What ^ tradltlons ,„ , Bring Your a, „ wh h with this acronym, this means ^.^ ^ ^ ^ their students age must bnng of are truly departing, and from the ., means that students of £™£ a.umnae have fond memories ™^ t tk£ partres, a served at these P why this is a concern, Furthermore, food must be perspective, it is easy to see preventing unde 1 * P P has been a be surveillance argued that over the last decade there only, and there must ^J™* Cer1aml ,, can be ' days o wild and crazy is that ,f everyone » atmosphere at Sewanee. The logic behind this rule "^'^X^nsmle drastic change ,n the presumably beisbetto p more sttnc.ly enforced and her own alcohol then there will ^ secm t0 be fad ing. Rules are ^^ a , Scwance of C0,1 instance, fra.emtt.es l.ke Ph con:onsump,.on. In the big picture stringently regulated. For ^V'lt,h nforcmgThese rules as parties are more '~'<" 3 :hoo. is now becoming \ ™™%£^* dlfLen, campuses around the couni y lultiple deaths have occurred , " » LOCAL NEWS The Way of the Keg Towsend Zeigler of the KRL stated, "Despite my disappointme... a wiv .hrnnah But as another member the kegs gone? In pas. times, kegs roamed he^ Where have all feel tins provides Sewanee an opportu fe eradicanonadTeation ofot liquor-parties, I J uncommon to see them congregating on the S e q p V Sewanee's eampus. II was not ^ ^ ^ ^ graz, emerging from a hatchback in the evening or caugh g weekends, the studen «s. As the keg was orighj they were even spotted ^ZZ^^SZtw** on lawns ,n the early morning dew. Sometm.es. be reintroduced sa>c ly reasons, it should now for Avenue. But these ^^,^fbanned ror legal ana J on the back of golf carts or wanly crossing Georgia maintain a future at same purposes. days'-fs have pastpast, and the now elusive keg struggles to Sewanee.iMfioa In the mid-90's, academe underwent many changes. The PC movement the grew until only middle-class northern European white men could be butt of jokes and conscientious eyebrows were raised at even the silliest quip. Schools became more image aware and competed against each other for that progressive edge, offering courses in Mongolian-American journalism, feminist architecture, and the Matrix. Purple Yak the The Sewanee was largely left untouched, but nonetheless, burgeoning administrative conscience still affected its influence on the mountain; soon kegs caught its attention. One alumnus remarked: "One morning, I awoke and found no kegs. We knew our old ways were over. Soon, many friends fell to firewater." He looked deep into the distance as a single tear escaped his eye. What The Purple knows that you have an opinion, just not always the time * Purple Yak. - For happened? to wr le ft out So we've introduced The each issue, we'll above the McClurg mints. Just fill Many ask a couple of questions out a attribute the carcard,d. drop it in the shoeboxes, and if your eloquence and wit ain't bad. phenomenon we'll put your quote in the next issue, scrubbed free of expletives and to over alcohol denunciations (our virgin ears are still burning). hunting by the administration. Liquor Party Ban The short- term benefits Those in favor: of banning "Yes!! I wish they would enforce it!" kegs promised "Only when it comes to bikes and alcohol." many rewards. "It works." Students would "It's about time." wake up sober "This is just what Sewanee needed." on Friday A rare keg sighting "People are freaking out like it is going to ruin their lives. up." mornings, read Grow re books ()ln the choir. Total: 9 » J However, most agree that the administration rightly understood that the drinking age in America is 18 and accordingly, sought to limit any Those opposed: liabilities to the school and student safety. "Another nail in the Despite the absence of kegs, students coffin of tradition. Let us go to college; 22." reverted to hunting alcohol in we're "Liquor party Frontloading ban sends people off campus to drink became a popular twilight pastime, as & endanger the students 'community."mm gathered in cramped dorm rooms, playing traditional college ^ n = games: quarters qU° r^Party Ban and "I never." Eventually, the 80's DUL The math is not that hard. At least music grew louder the L " on-camn-is ma " ''»« Bacchus 'he students soon found themselves swaggering .^ " •' ln" cn S d"Vmg ' Studen,s '"> house, the remaining half a handle y t0 re"game harder in of Aristocrat Vodka in " P their rooms without band burning P n ?« a cigarette filler in the other. Parties became !" ™ unbearable R> ' the sober elect I StUp d> fra,em,ty he community anies - lhou h fragmented, the alcohol remained P g plentiful of liquor, also provide an S env,ronmen ' ™h "',':''' °f alCOl, " l ""'"' '" «' consumption can be ! W ,he ke s ™hc Twelve ™ monitored. In room parties the packs„ SrSS? ' oi Natural l ighl and Busch Light PerS0" may be ,old t0 slee " can be seen vying for.erritonal P * off ",""' LV U S ^"" ,caml Student or " ' >- an ™*-BYO party ?*??*.«* Greek organization I > soon is to / became invaded blame :;;!:= 7F and band b ** »— a ,he ban that t::r::r »- — — SsKSSSKriir; were just " S«*=S=^WJSJ2= U the Honor Code Defc^ W,," ^KS^ Wtol Afewdedicated They and » chminate lueTp^f?e!"t * "^ med * S T CampUS 2 less harmml "nd m much than hquor Thlv 11, a T ""'' peaceft «» • " *» "* H°- Code serves commumrv, ^ ^ . »» to purpose ,. ""J- and ls Many others unless a no reason to change it feel similar!, t„ * "better" svstem i« JL VJ be-- ' >ou a 22 : ,"", wam ,o " ,hose **J5SZ * **& r ";:;,::::: sa set** ^ s»g can successfully return to Sewanee, Total: onlj time will tell. " Page 3 ARE WE CHANGING? continued... Students Worry Their McClurg Delta Theta have gone under massive reform. The Phis once had arguably the best house on campus that threw some of the school's most notorious Comments Have No Impact parties, and due to a combination of unacceptable infractions and disfavor Ethan Nesbit among faculty and administration, the Phis have relocated to alcohol free Everyone don't even have housing and a chapter room. In fact, the Phi Delta Theta who eats president at Sewanee. Garret Lansing, is completely chapter sympathetic to their meals Dean Hartman and his situation. Lansing, however, did voice considerable in McClurg concern with the dissolving traditional fiber of the University of the South. is familiar Lansing knows that alcohol is apart of the social atmosphere at Sewanee with the and says. "The reality is that college students are going to drink and if they school bus want, drink hard. So for the administration to try to restrict drinking it is yellow be like trying to clamp down on a cloud of smoke: if you clamp going to comment down on it, it will only filter out elsewhere and create a more formidable cards that cloud." I understand this frustration and apprehension as a member of the aforementioned fraternity. adorn the Another example of change is the obvious example of Shake bulletin Day. Clearly, from the board by the administration's perspective dish drop- this is a huge liability, but oft. Do our students' perspective from the c o mm en t s that is looked i day have an) forward to all year. Faculty real impa< and administration consider OD the operation of the cafeteria? If you pause and lake a moi. the events of this day to be to read the posted comments you will see that most are posith e and at the highest form, but upbeat. Phrases like, "Sunday's dinner was incredible!" and. "The if investigated, the participants green beans last night wei of this world'" great!) outnum are almost universally willing the cards with seemingly important mes I saw the and exuberant participants, on and then pro< i pick it wok chef drop the spa I the floor both sides. In fact, when asked, majority oi the students interviewed "Did you enjoy every aspect of up and continue using it." A negative comment cards was evidence that Shake Day?*' freshman Thad thought that the lack of critical comments. (rosier said, "Shake Day was Aramark does not acknowledge their ate more than ten one of the greatest days of my Of the students interviewed, only two of them asked how many meals a week life!" I could continue to find ttls at McClurg per week. When cat at McClurg similar responses throughout he cats, sophomore Travis Ramsey said, "J try not to the freshman class. Students more than three times a week." A good portion of each student's Are we one step awav from this famous feel like the administration designated for the student's room and board; a large part scene? [© National Lampoon) tuition is is doing its best to get rid of meal plan. of this sum is paid to the school to cover the ours is treasured things that from their perspective are dangerous, but from part of the deal is that the University reserves Highlander/ The unspoken Another tradition at Sewanee that students fear losing is fun. each day that we are enrolled. So in campus when Dean $30.00 of our tuition food for Wellington. This society was only brought back on parents give the University $210.00 a as one of the case of Mr. Ramsey, his as Dean of Students. He brought it back Pcarigen was hired worth Wellingtons week regardless of the fact that he eats, on average, $18.00 Sewanee Alumnae's fondest traditions. Now Highlanders and this, thought it was unfair again. When I asked food each week. In regards to many alike are worried that the tradition is on its way out of an alumnus option of keeping that money and using Dean Hartman how he would respond to a recent allegation of that they do not have the driven Highlander/ It is not an unreasonable request considering that he had prohibited liquor parties and knowingly it for themselves. I respond to a myth? the country offer Wellington offcampus, Hartman responded, "How can abundance of colleges and universities across that the administration's only and some even have cafeterias That is just not true." He went on to explain students at least one cafeteria option, I Km ever. was in the initiation ritual concern with Highlander/Wellington in the basements of dorms. that obtained, for the first time that variety because liquor party permits could not be There was a dominant and communal consensus party was held off campus during I Ins opinion was also 1 know of. the Highlander/Wellington and change were needed m the dining hall driving. This suggests undoubtedly causing drunk at McClurg. Winter Party Weekend, reinforced by students who had said they like to eat Lansing's point. the legitimacy of Mr. students thought that a change in stall was needed the A couple of the rash of inappropriate responses to Still, there has been a power hinder then hopes for a student because they felt that the people m perceived changes including misinformed alumnae lettei commented thai positive change in food quality. bewildered parents' emails. Garret Lansing emails, and Lewis emphasized that he between the admiiusti When asked what he would change, Cary "there is a huge vacuum of communication belt toaster for Studei he d.d not think that the thinks. Aramark should put out a conveyor and students "Even Dean Hartman admitted that the two. yet he toaster] would probably increase l.a.son between use'" l ewis rhat [the Inter Fraternal Council was an effective to rJwich line because of its convenience Another was unable to offer a legitimate solution. tnc u body flashed images oj anonymous, said about change. M Th,s recent upheaval of the student student, who wished to remain was not! his Greek Organization separate the lettuce and the Caesar Salad Belushi in Animal House after think that they should that students It seems cliche the lettu their ominous future across my mind. dressing when they put them out," because, "when on. against the action adrninistrati extended amount to pit themselves so belligerently on the salad bar and soaks in the dressing for an even perturbed, when I ha. I am concerned, myself was and of time it tends to become sogj -wing up IS learning collected the facts. If pa. and rumors and had not A couple of the students polled had a few menu changes behavior alter Plum is not acceptable, to be mature, than modeling our mtci viewed. additions that they would like to see m the future When administration that we arc re in the eyes of the need to prox c ally but in. tety. sophomore Jane I iston said, "N< Its capable of behaving accordingly. chicken and mashed potatoes at the home we have tailed to >afe Stop putting only fried When all is lost because " questioned was a vegetarian. and even drink, are we going to stand Another of the students atmosphere for students to socialize cleaned out by the administration Herbivore Heath Kammer said in response to menu additions, aside as our fraternity houses are being down the gulliver? "1 that they had better options for vegetarian food more and pour a full fifth of Jack Daniels wish food but frequently." After that, Kaminer stressed. "Not just vegan ontinu*donpo e4 vegetarian food too." Some more ' 8 " LOCAL NEWS ^p^frt^'Master Plan"? Extortion Cai Parking Violations: the c Nonetheless, it is been in a If you have ever nightmare at Sewanee. extraordinarily high he *1ffir. spot to leave your desperate need for a continue <> a c£s and in that sp hurr, gc. cool fines or, if you are really SUV, Pickup, Sedan, writer. SIT vehicle (be it a to bother this Frequently, on morn ng sympathize. a wagon), then you can fair to expect an Z my comatose sleepj Is it failed to arouse me from pay , my alarm has college student to fir before elass with driving around five mmutes of myself frantically a parking violation g» -spot. that perfect no., ticket-able eagle like vision for $25? Probably. On the fo not to be late a spot, and often, m order Magically, it is i contrary, when students th return to find haphazardly in illegal spots. I ,, , . | ,,. ed | , for f01 accidentally or not, ol under the constraint 01 parking violations flapping the grayish white matter, repeatedly myself for not having that w 1 can only fault my windshield wipers. But parking violate the m class. .;, | code, leading to, as I tickets are the ones that make my o On the other hand, surprise perceive it, a form of blood boil and me want to ai extortion by Sewanee. plot a coup d'etat on the VN Last fall there was a A second offense police department. One tl The vehicle ofdoom., and campus parking violation brings dramatic increase in Id and rainy evening, an extra $50 fine, while my roommate and I had violations, the number incur an extra $100 fine. This I third and all subsequent violations just finished working or four parking tickets ou-i tickets issued rising to means that a student who receives three of out at Fowler Center and to 3d" semester will end up owing the school anywhere from 200 1136. proceeded to the rear the income, this amount i> dollars. For a college student with little to no parking lot of McClurg impossible to pay and the school knows this. Accordingly. great spot under the pine almost i found what 1 thought was tor sends home the bill to our parents, who are already being taken tween two painted lines. To my shagrin. however, when $34,000 dollars per year for tuition. but angry when 1 turned from the dining hall 1 couldn't help be recent violations, I have begun walking everywher in a handicap spot. Because ofmy found a parking ticket that cited me for parking point that the school is trying to make. It vehicle in a which I suppose is the To begin with, I had know idea thai I had parked my effective and lc chair is my feeling though, that there are much more handicap spot until I pulled out oi the spot and saw the wheel costly ways of making this a pedestrian campus. mbol which very dimly marked the spot. Immediately, I wondered fall there was a dramatic increase in violations, the number how or why for that matter a handicap person would park in this Last tickets issued rising to 1136. Therefore, instead of high fine spot. Obviously the answei is that when Gailor is open this would of something that spot. Since, however, Gailor is as a solution, why not make walking to class bi a primi lot i foi a handicap stressed during freshman orientation or posting flyers that pus 1 i [osed l". renovations, I could not understand the logic of the police out officer who ticketed me for more walking. Instead the school has resorted to giving violations that to a significant quantity. I don't thin It w;i . ,i fonihmation of this ticket and parking amount the numerous othei unjust tickets that fining students is an effective way of responsibility since it is just peers have suffered inspired me to write not possible for many to pay these fines themselves and mostly the this piece "H parking violations. My parents pay them anyway. inst step was to interview Chief Parrot Only if fines were reduced and bills weren't sent home, students -•I the Sewanee Police department and might start paying their own fines, and in effect, stop driving. In the uncovei some kind of evil conspiracy. mean time students, don't risk it, avoid parking on campus between Unfortunately, during the interview I 8A.M. and 5 P.M. Monday through Friday. <>nl\ had the opportunity to chat with McClurg continued... oi the nicest people at Sewanee and vegetarian options Kaminer would like to see, "Meatless chicken, discoverednothingfish) < hiefParrotwas meatless verj welcoming and sausage, better soy products, more tofu cooked well, better completely willing That finking feeling veggie burgers and more if answei all of my questions, providing hummus—more hummus and fruit." The general opinion was that insight thai explained the widespread ticketing at Sewanee. many of the students were appalled and shocked by the low health Beforelhad otten to the Police Station, ChiefParrot had gone rating which McClurg received from to the Tennessee board of health. the trouble ol writing the statistics of issued parking violations "Thoroughly disgusted." said Jane Liston when she was asked to begin with, the number of vehicles about the low rating. Lanier Norville said. fistered on campus fluctuates between "I kind of expected it." I 940. In spring of ,,,! Much of the complaints next three about the low health rating went back to rtmenl issued on complaint that the students' only average l meal option is McClurg The-- em, that they is not hau | didn't think it was fair of the Univers.tv i. itisticall) dent wil only offer one meal option, | vehicl especially when that facility'! e health »ved < more than Interestingly, rating did not even pass when the fi 50 points. Travis Rams, SNSI Sl V ° tmctured in order to make Cal ' repeat \ iolations cost even ™ T lid ] lmnk «* completely absurd thai marked decrease in violations occurrei foe l fm of the South, the m which 1 pay $32,000 a year, c sPnnS semes have to pass issued only 912 parking violations Jedecenc) the health inspection, when McDonald Ihcsc hl h * ' suit of Sewanee's Mas.e, Pl.ur to transform Sewanee into a pedestrian » initial health rating camp of 49, it would seem realistic I his hlghl> debated plan is based a comment card in strong logic. Hue at such as the one Sewat describing the chef dropping th< cture, most pamla and using campuses ai tsclosel) spaced tt again is true. as This card and many others like tudents are expected to walk. For instance, at a sch. ,he COnSensUS Ihat no like comment cards have UVA, it is not uncommon for students offcct on ? I" to walk over 20 minutes angC l ° nC *»» cards, with the to ewanee, K ^^ » «** ^ every dorm m I' is a fifteen-minute walk from nU C ° Uld eVe ' a finally central campus ° When 1 didd d getet a response,n * *» T allr ,t said was that I was mistaken TS ?agg ? riger Swimmers/Divers Make Big Splash at Conference Morgan Larkin The Sewanee Men and IM, junior Elliot Dement broke January, both the men swim/dive Women's swimming and out to win his first title in the and women's held records of diving teams recently returned 400 IM. "Coach Obermiller teams 0-4. What sparked this from their final championship stressed that our men's team not Natatorium could really make a move in change in talent? "It's at the Josh Davis Six the standings on day two of the a question of being more in San Antonio, Texas. or less talented than we months, twelve swim meets, (three day) meet, so I just went were were in the beginning of and thousands of yards past for the title." The men record the year," stated senior first practice of the year, backed up by a school their "At breaking relay of Kris Harmon, Matt Moldenhauer. the Sewanee swimming and beat Matt Martelli, and Ned conference we didn't diving team's hard work paid Ricker, because we placed Booker. "This is a great way to out teams off. The women's team faster - we just had rd in the end a four year career," stated were 3 among 8 teams Martelli, who the strongest support on SCAC, while the Men's team men's captain deck." nd highest team will be attending the NCAA the pool placed 2 , the Division III Nationals for Sewanee diver demonstrates her focus finish in seven years. A and flexibility While stretching as a team the 100 fly in March. until the end ot before warm-up, another team Up —— commented, "The Sewanee women only have 16 swimmers!" This statement proved to be the theme of the weekend, as all 16 of f those swimmers qualified for t nighttime finals and scored team i&N swim WIVE. team points. The NEW had one individual winner, Captain Lizzi Land, who th straight WITH US captured her 4 WANTS TO INVITE YOU TO TAN f free. Land T title in the 500 commented, "When you f f BEST STATE-OF -THE-ART swim at Conference you are WE OFFER THE never swimming a race by f EQUIPMENT FOR MILES AROUND t yourself, you've got over 30 behind f people supporting you f OUR EXCLUSIVE LINEUP INCLUDES: the blocks." * 10 Ml N BEDS f This team-based mentality f 200 15MINBEDS carried the women's + f freestyle relay team of f * SUPER 20 MIN BEDS Shelley Akers, Land, WATT * AND THE WORLD FAMOUS 52 BULB -200 f Lauren Taylor, and Grace t break a STANDUP Schildknecht to N COMMERCIAL f school record. Schildknecht * ALL OUR BEDS ARE LARGE 40+ BULB also earned All-SCAC BEDS f honors in the 200 IM and f the 100 and 200 breaststroke OPEN MONDAY-SATURDAY f (also a school record). She commented, "I was nervous f THIS FLYER IN going into this meet for the BRING but first time as a freshman, RECEIVE $5.00 OFF ANY PACKAGE DEAL f pulled AND my teammates really ADDITIONAL 5% OFF ANY LOTION in preparing me AND AN f their weight T for competition." STREET BETWEEN Blunck led WERE LOCATED ON COLLEGE f Junior Hallie CITIZENS TRI-COUNTY BANK IN the Sewanee diving team by CITIZENS STATE BANK AND on f earning All-SCAC honors t MONTEAGLE the 3 meter dive. (931)924-2050 On the men's side, senior Marc Ricker captured his 2nd geodg consecutive 200 breaststroke f the 1 00 Australian Gold® title and his first win in f a breaststroke. After earning t *- * in the 200 a»f * finish _Jft * * * * * * * * isecond place y-JJt ^ MEN'S [Faj£ gg^vANEE BASKETBALL Ned Cl-nard had a difficult ba„ team has year. and (7-7) in conference ^fl W- 4) overall, p,a, of experience was an obstacle. CO schedule and lack sched . Theirx^ difficultJfficul. ^ & ^ ^^ ^ $ ^ ^ U ' They have improved, Alhietic Conference. c ^o^ assume next LTy^Sld piayers are ready to year, 7* Jason Smith, '^OO^fsen.ors, Jeremy Cothern, Eugene team and have all Hofammann led the mad e Talley, and Allen Sewanee Basketball Program Scan, contributions to the Although this class has had to overcome just last year. Last season, this team of very talented Southern Collegiate Athletic Conference tnship, allowing them to play in the national have already been working very hard, having inning of January practicing two hours or more every day, five days a Thei pitcher graduated last year, but luckily two new pitchers have taken tl and this season, Casey Francis, a lan, and C aria Shepherd, a transfer who has played at both olina State and College of Charleston (both division one scb i irquardt. one of the senior captains for the team, id fortune with these new pitchers: tchers is just unbelievable because that ha happened since I've been here, so having two iod pitchers is a good start." quardt began for Sewanee's | softball team, the won then di\ ision twice and SCAC once, but never in one season. Marquardt says with determination, "we'd like to win the division and the championship in the same year. Tha our main ood luck to you this season softball, and if lhc dents will be also, supporting their The purple Wants You! Purple Of? Bishop's Common E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 1204 ATO, FIJI, & KA run into Rush and Shake Day Trouble kan Nesbit had given bids to, to go out There were a few incidents during the week of formal freshman perspective freshmen, whom they is not them. Dean Hartman explained that there ush and shake day, January 29, which have landed three of to dinner with between fraternity members and Jewanee's fraternities in trouble with the administration and the supposed to be interaction day. Regarding the logic Alpha Order, Fiji, and Alpha Tau each freshman on this Friday before shake P( The Kappa Omega Hartman said, "What we arc trying to sommitted separate unrelated infractions, and consequently behind this rule. Dean that point, to where you have different penalty severity avoid is a kind of pressure, at »ach has received a appropriate to the one, choose their bid their infraction. Each case heard by the members really pushing other people to, and seriousness of was the acceptance of someone else's, and two, to solidify rpc, who then made a punishment recommendation to Dean over year students from invitation. So we try to protect first Hartman. Dean Hartman is the given the discretion to reduce, their make the best decision that so that they can truly consider it and elevate or agree with this recommendation. Fiji. Their offense possible." The first fraternity to fall into trouble was they were put on rush probation well. During the week As a punishment for this, was the most minor of the infractions as for a year, so if they leading up to shake are to violate any of got day, the fraternity the rush rules within into trouble for having that time period, they present at their alcohol could receive much visit. It is return house more substantial againstschoolpolicyfor punishments. Like Fiji, to be present at alcohol they also received extra any of the house visits. community service the members Although hours. The dean made not give of Fiji did an addition to the IFC's any of this alcohol to recommendation and perspective freshman, put them on a social they still violated this suspension for the next university's rule. six weeks. During that school became are banned [ The time they aware of this event from being allowed through the fraternities to host public social field consultant. Dean events, like a band, or Hartman explained a DJ. Aside from that that every national I they are still permitted fraternity/sorority has I to have local gatherings, field consultants that ^^ just nothing public. on probation . tin- many fraternities . is one go around the country AU)(i mw ahami(mcd den oJ miaulty of KA came under scrutiny with their Hartman, KA's and visit and talk shake day. According to Dean them. Dean after the events of order to help and guide expectations respective chapters in violation of the kind of shake day here they violation, -Was a is a field consultant said, "Every time there to stumble upon the KA Hartman hazing." Dean Hartman happened or an hour just to and thirty minutes , usually meet with me for about visits. He said he, "Witnessed fraternity first in his shake day little bit of a third is doing. It's a what get my take on how the chapter down pledge members throats, in Through them literally pour beer are really doing. event. party analysis on how fraternities and somewhat mutually participating brought to was a celebratory, Fiji's infraction was coersive this visiting field consultant, bit more over the top of evcnUhe Nonetheless, it felt a little accordance with this flour or the attention of the school. In and additionally kind of throwing community service forced drinking, recommended extra them in beer.' The case IFC judicial committee something on their face after drenching for the entire fraternity. alcohol awareness seminar and they proposed additional hours, and an went to the IFC judicial committee recommendation. awareness seminar, The dean agreed with this community service, alcohol and hazing was ATO, this also to run into trouble years schedule in regards to The second fraternity «»t^*le probationary period until next rush. ATO got occurred during the week of formal f hazing violations. before shake day. Two involve throwing ot Friday, January 28, the day ™^ Dean Hartman said that cases which rules by inviting two the school's rush penalties to the fraternities and the fraternity violated food items tend to bring harsher ""^ " «— " "I added it ^^^_— this rule. Dean Hartman said, sororities who violate purple they can CJje i&etwinee was loss of social privileges until to it two things, one, than the end of -in-lhief that would be no longer Gloria Hart, Editor earn them back, and Executive Editor as soon as Townsend ZeiRlcr. likely eight weeks, but could be Photo Editor the semester, more Andrew Doak, to BAt should come up with a plan Lee Allen. Business March. The second is that they Editor jurncll Cockhren. Web Editor their social privileges." Katy Bosse, iMyoui restore Writer Catherine Ogletree. Staff Thesethreefraternitiesarecurrentlyfinishingtheirpunishments. Katrina Ivey. SttflM* and Dean Hartman Water soon be off its social suspension, Yeardley Green. Staff ATO will ^n^ privileges too. Ethan Nesbit, Staff has already regained some of their FaeuUyAdvnor said that KA Virginia Craighill, service Fiji has done its extra community It is unknown whether 373»3 Avenue, Sewanee. TN not, they surely will. 735 I niversity hours, but if they have purple(9'sewanec-edu 'age 8 c5raFlyWith~M^ any student's requirement f0r Katie Bosse School. neededinemergencysituations. instructor hours. The Sewanee For most of us, the days of receive a Private practice In order to students covers all long time All Sewanee program also the Drivers Ed were a license, each student SkyHawk 172, a Pilot's out flying on a information the student needs ago. We've tried to block 40 total hours plane. By must have single engine prop pilot's license. Even sitting in a cramped classroom 20 with for a each of flight training, the end of the semester, quizzes that while a bitter, disillusioned and 10 student takes are a trained instructor, student receives 15 hours of In teacher reads the state-issued Sewanee taken straight from the FA A solo. Therefore, the Flight training to accompany pamphlet in a monotone guidebook. 'The $1300 is program almost completes the 42 hours of Ground voice. Even worse were the actually a really good deal on-the-road hours, driving a for everything you get from giant Chevy Malibu with a the course. Private lessons sign screaming "STUDENT with an instructor would be the top and DRIVER" across significantly more expensive," probably passed doors. You says sophomore Elizabeth lane-changing' with flying Callis, who is currentK colors because every car on enrolled in the class. While the road sped up or slowed Flight school may not be for way down as soon as they all of us, it certainly provides saw that billboard of a car in a unique and interesting their mirror. Luckily, we will alternative to the traditional never have to endure that rite Sewanee curriculum. oi adolescence again. However, there's a very The airport runway, Sewanee \ gateway u different kind of Driver's watering the skies Education right here on the mountain that doesn't bring up thoughts oi acne-filled angst. For the bargain price of $1300, any Sewanee student CRYE*LEIKE 1 st REALTY can enroll in Flight Aviation class. Taught at the Sewanee 50 W. COLLEGE STREET Airport, down ofT Airport MONTEAGLE, TN. 37356 Road, this class helps students on their way to earning their 931-598-5116 private pilot's license. The 931-924-5100 class meets once a week for 800-869-4734 ground school, where students learn the physic of flight, Greg Maloof, ABR, GRI Myra Reilly how the plane flies, parts of a Owner/Broker Principal Broker plane, and how to apply that information to the plane's Debra Brown mechanical operations. Dani Davis Affiliate Broker Ground school also includes Affiliate Broker Brian Griffith Airport Regulations, Radios, Affiliate Broker Airport signs, and even the Aviation Alphabet, a scries of CRYE-LEIKE IS #1 IN radio call signs in alphabetical THE MID-SOUTH order: Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, etc. LET US BE THE FIRST ON YOUR LIST OF REALTORS TO ASSIST I recommend saying it to YOU WITH ALL OF YOUR Yoursclfasyougotobed; it's REAL ESTATE very soothing. NEEDS: BUYER and Along with ground school SELLER AGENCY training, each student Residential/Commercial schedules In Flight time each Acreage Subdivisions week with Professor Farms Rebecca Custom Home Packaging Gibson. Investment Properties Students learn to steer Free Market Analysis Property Development the plane using only their feet, Cottage Rentals how to taxi down the runway, the proper speed to take off, etc. EMAIL: Once in the air, students sMes^clistrealty^ leam all the basics of flying a WEBSITE: wwxllstr^^ plane, from the basic ways to turn to An independently the complex owned and operated maneuvei s office of Crye-Leike Affiliates, Inc. 5 TaTIukTI Sewanee Joins the Stop the Sneak Attack I Clean Energy Revolution on the Arctic Refuge Sara B. Walker [Catherine Wilkinson In his February 13, 2005 column in The New York Times, ln the next two weeks, some pro-oil industry members of Mullah Left Behind;' Thomas Friedman "No calls for a grassroots Congress are planning to use a backdoor maneuver to try to open of college students to begin the movement clean energy revolution, the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to drilling. They plan to "Where are the college kids these He demands, days?" and seems to insert their unpopular proposal into the must-pass federal budget that they are nowhere to be found. In reality, assume the answer to bill. Friedman's question is that "college kids" interested in mobilizing Such a move not only defies the democratic process, but are a grassroots movement everywhere. also reveals a fundamental weakness in the proposal itself: the country college All over students have been actively proponents of drilling know they cannot pass it through the taking on the issues of clean energy and clean cars. In the last normal legislative process, so they are resorting to a procedural four years over 150 US campuses made significant renewable tactic which prohibits a filibuster or extended debate. energy commitments, green buildings policies, and hybrid vehicle Not only is the Arctic- purchases in response to student campaigns. In October, 2004, Refuge an important 27,000 students from 1,500 colleges and universities signed a wild place that we youth-written "Declaration of Independence from Dirty Energy" must preserve both for sponsored by Energy Action, a new coalition of 21 environmental indigent animals and social justice organizations. (Learn more at www.energyaction. and plants, but also for net.) future generations of Thus, while Friedman is correct that a "grassroots movement" is Americans. Drilling in of the absolutely needed, he is wrong in thinking that it is only a dream the coastal plain would do of the future. The youth clean energy and climate movement is Arctic Refuge happening now and growing everyday. Young Americans see permanent, irreparable to this place clearly that America's fossil fuel dependence is costing jobs, damage inhabitants polluting the air and water, contributing to global warming, and and its the making our country less secure. They are choosing a different particular^ indigenous Gwich'in future: one involving less international conflict, a stable energy people. industry, and a safe environment. Youth are at the forefront of the ifthe biodiversity, clean energy revolution, working to undue American addiction to Even uniqueness, and beauty dirty energy and leave a positive legacy for generations to come. of the Arelic Rei Over the past year, Sewanee has also become a part of this re not an i.vsue. drilling flourishing movement. Beginning in December 2003, a group Environmental problems. All of students involved in the Eco-House and the there is not would yield less oil than tfu imes Residents Program embarked upon a "Green Energy Campaig show that the Refuge • an mid not comes at the scry I irthermore, The central concern was that 64% of Sewanees electricity in ar, mountain to consum iher ter from TVA's coal-fired power plants, thus contributing to even be available problems, and global a recent New York Times am, top rem - al air and water pollution, health As is Universin and the oil industry are « irt on the warmina The goal of this campaign was to get the admin D drilling a $15 increase major oil companies are largely iminl -1 in to commit to clean energy purchasing through The $45 in 2007 and refuge, skeptical about the potential I indent fees in 2005 then $30 in 2006 and the optin fa&w thereafter most 1 laying an meet on! otion ol FThe campaign consisted of three major elements: ) "cb as the support There are smarter ways i educational foundation for the campus, 2) garnering trucks and the faculty, using existing technology to make our cars and of the Student Assembly, the Order of Gownsmen, tonus of energ> implementation. After efficient, and investing ,n clean able and working with the administration on 3) cheek out - kick-off party at llke wind and solar power. For more information, the broad success of the educational events a a presentation on www.cleanenergy.org. Delt, articles in The Purple, a petition campaign, almost are ^concerned about preventing dnUmg Jh - resolutions gamed If you ; in mountain top removal, and more the n.r and foe faculty. Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, please wnte ale unanimous support from the student governments registered in Sewanee. administration also took representatives telling them so. If you are Seeing this overwhelming support, the is as folio* help of University Treasurer your political contact information interest in the proposal. Thanks to the the fall budget proposal Jerrv Forster. the fees were included in February 2005. They will and passed by the Board of Regents in school Sen. Lam andcr Sen. Bill Frist come into effect for the 2005-2006 y the rui Slates Senate as to whether lllcci S , United Currently it is under discussion through TVAs Green towards purchasing renewable energy Wj n, DC 20! on-site generation through -wer Switch program or for acquiring case. Sewanee will be taking a wind or solar slstem. In either from reliance^on fossi an active role in 'shifting the US away ^Unwer ity ^^ ( clean energy futur. As suc^tte is and towards a J Qffice B UT-Knoxville, UNC -Chapel mm, anu takes its place along side for other Washington, D.C. 205 1 and servii model Duke in blazing an exciting path throughout the Southeast. itutions of higher education ART & MUSIC From History to the Present being addressed in film K* Catherine Oglewe 't quite It's and; . world isn viatF<«£ aS h rt is being able to literature, very very strong^ the way from Somerset, but fee i s that All J hem Falls on a day off, be*o y literature. England, Chns Buck.ow is t^ ^^^ in in glasses, art.st enjoys dropping As an artist, Bucklow has this semester's visiting ^^ ^ attending ^ ^ to the SUT, and not a going been quite successful — his at Scwanee. Though employed as a lectures, all of works with is displayed in museums all professor, he historian of a art says, he offers them which, he United States, namely art students and museum before he over the be able professor Pradip would not Metropolitan in New guidance. Art even became an the York to do outside of Malde, who is responsible for The High Museum of artist at the age of and Sewanee. bringing Bucklow to Sewanee, Atlanta. Other cities 30. Considering Art in During the days says that there has not been San Francisco, Dallas, this, it seems very include he's not off, he an artist who is a Brown that he Houston, Phoenix, Seattle, two classes fitting Foundation Fellow since holds his art Boston, and Cleveland. students. describes 1993 when Professor Owen for art "psychological Recently there have been] Project as Butler came to the Mountain. Directed exhibitions of his work in Symbolizing autobiography" Bucklow visited Sewanee and he London and Amsterdam, and Self. The which once before in 1994 to give a the explains: "What Sewanee is the next in line, lecture. most challenging satisfies me is Without a doubt, Bucklow Upon meeting him for the obstacle Chris to be most has trying to work out considers his family first time at Stirling's, I am Bucklow the psychological important in his life; he finds immediately put at ease by found in working Chris Bucklow poses by his work reality behind them "endlessly fascinating his charming British accent with students here episode and beautiful people." He also and typical Sewanee attire of is dealing with the whatever to enjoys taking his daughter a blue oxford shirt and gray variety of backgrounds and of my life that [needs be] New Balance shoes. With ability levels they have. One worked with." to museums where she will wife and three-and-a-half- student emphasizes, "He loves Referring to Longfellow's point at a Rembrandt painting year-old daughter Beatrix, the his students to be as creative Prelude, William Blake, and exclaim, "My daddy did Bucklows are residing across as possible. Also, he's a huge Rousseau, and St. Augustine, that!" the street from the EMT house, wealth of information about Bucklow describes his art as For more information, visit the] He enjoys being in close all different types of art genres basically traditional: "[My website www.chrisbucklow proximity to the library and and artists." artwork] might strike people as com finds Sewanee 's atmosphere Bucklow encourages other being unusual at this moment "intellectually stimulating." artists or artists-to-be always because it's not being done His favorite part of living here to have another plan ready in very much—not in visual art. Jazzing Up Life In Sewanee Kill una Ivey The room is smoky and the lights glow dimly. The Sewanee Band Members: pub is full of people; some are eating, while others pull off their Alto Sax: Larry Carden and Devin Murphy third cigarette. The sound of jazz music can heard drifting out Tenor Sax: Matt Moldenhaver into the SPO and up the stairs to the BC, calling anyone who is Trumpet: Keith Ellis near enough to come and listen. Cello: Barbara Carden The instigator of this evening, the Sewanee Jazz band, was Vocalists: Jim Pappas, Katie Pigg and Justyna Kelley formed last year. It started off the semester welcoming new Guitar: Mark A. Christian members, one of which was the vocalist for the group, freshman Piano: Noel Workm Katie Pigg. I caught up with her after one of her Wednesday Organ: Walter Jones evening practices to talk about the band. "They are all extremely Bass: Jack West talented and it's amazing the dedication that they put towards " Drums: Peter Keeble this The semester's Song first performance was ,h Selection: November 18 , and the commun.tN revived it well. However, publicity for the band "At Last" seemed lacking. Frustrated by the situation, Keith Ellis the "Son of a Preacher band's trumpet Man" player, explained, "What we really need is some "Fantasy" 'Od publicity. We love performing but no one knows that we exist." "C Jam Blues" Main band members agreed on the situation and hoped that "Alabama Jubilee" in the future, the Sewanee community would recognize the "Blue band as another tradition. Moon" They want Sewanee to be excited to discover that the Jazz band is playing "Rock this at the pub. So if you Town" are a jazz lover or just want to listen to some good music/head "Georgia on my Mind" down to the pub where the company is good, the beer is cold andthejazzishot "Bluesin'" "Pick up the Pieces" [Noughts Unspoken: The University of the South is Undoubtedly, they ideni say it began with the 1 should the ining the competition to rests solely But what I mean une at where we arc OH ' that 1 no longer jon the fact ably university which took tend the or worse, in Centre College application and accepted me I Davidson. body. 1 applied to L its student of the South, I now |e University For most of you, social life Sewanee - and so do you. important ttend the second mosi 'loosing to attend The difficult to comprehend ! it is the South ,mething, initially, so trivial presence about tlv Greek could take on sue '< b mL prefix ipus did ao1 i > importance. Lnsivc symbolic olleee recruiter but by word ol higher powers and pfe University's a friends, parents, our school Hged the name of alumni. With these nc\s input - they Kout listening to our idministration is undermining a of progress and changed, mans are asking ij the Universu foundation fflit in the name Though the plaque has not cornerstone of its own have a Now they ' they are delivering diversification. open/no-list and socially. But as The Univei In si -grows through the that evolutioncvo.ui on -one step, message: Sewanee is begunin to takelake of ofthe South is fading into Sewan »ng F ^ ^ ^ ^^ who it into the multiple students further, spreading ^^ ^^ W&Lhas maintained and suppoi eting high-school d <° that so aptly distinguish name o\~ their the people wh< 1 facets 1 traditions. The resemble was a time when the administration its South from to the South. So v University of the contains a direct allusion The iityoi The spurned the closed door policies school across the ige om brothers, other campuses Commander of the I acou all of our Greek national offices - a the the ;i11 friends to come t< country. They are abandoning their mascot re< Sisters, and time when our Deans and alumni Army; which begun to turn us traditions and customs from Southern leaders during the Civil school that has protected the delicate and unique alumni of now w< students, and our hool s name i back on us? As we, the life on the War. In our s< social system inherent to Sew many fond memories. Ask acknowledged, not a cau be lying to them il we said Ium so Mountain. place socially. That place yourself, how many undergraduates was a fun University of the South. the boisterous -,.., , other institutions have What once was a Mi, at Now, the disappointing reality is the unique opportunity to participate statement. THE University of student body is fleeing to the more uayDay? not so assured, in a ceremony like Shakebhake Nashville. South, has become B accessible campuscs in football the Univei Respectfully submitted, v often do you go to a thls something more like ^^ ^ Athens pride ffl game and watch students, wearing from of the South at Sewanee ti school once not only stemmed amplified, McWhirter capes, march in behind a singular example is Russell kilts and knit social structure our tightly the South is made cleai The i niversity of bagpipe processional? The answer of our a startling truth but also from the difficulty our chief rival, Class of 2006 should be plain. Washington and Lee, curriculum and the overwhelming suffers an we can prospers while our school beauty of the Domain, but The future of the social life at The cohesive by once again grow more University of the South has been protecting our social traditions. placed on the executioner's block, Health while Greeks across the campus have implemented DDtimum " All ofthe new policies yJ^ Tel. 598-9640 about been left in absolute darkness powers are by the school's higher and Teas Shake Herbs the whole matter. Nominally, reactions to refflexology undeniably whiplash Chinese Massage, Acupucture, Foot Day and Highlander-Wellington rating the therapy the Princeton Review's Electro-gem light survive, but their whittled the No. class (individual class) will University of the South as Chinese Calligraphy remnants will bear no resemblance country. Some 7 Party School in the former character. they were to their alumni were concerned place where donating money to a our organizations become than they As smdents partied harder of the subject to the scrutiny studied.StilUherewereotheralumn. the Board of ' University administration, ^~Z~tled mat The of Trustees, behind Regents, and the Board ^ ^ South had finisned of this campus rank' the cohesiveness Washington & Lec in the from weekend to but consider is crumbling ^ ^^ ^Qm sil , y kend.Whilemakingthemajority ^ competitlon between the dormitories is a long been of students live in instim(ions B o logical concept, in theon tlly, athleti Camaraderie wholh unpractical. 7\/eed&. Cliffside Realty 7356 SEWANEE! DAILY DELIVERIES TO : Cards Accepted— l!NI HOMl —All Credit I .... kBl Pa, i Memteagh flarkt OOmWBB.lT8rO»FICnmBSAllDRATEI ¥(8IT ' CLIF , 5IDB@B1 IY.COM WWV. Birmingham Civil Rights Museum I <>r m Cooke group of students, As the extremely diverse families piled onto Ity members, and their it was obvious the chartered Greyhound bus, contemplating whether they bus. Our group, should sit in the front of the oppression in aware of previous race-based was traveling to Birmingham to I leaders learn about influential civil rights and to gain knowledge suc h as I irks caused about the lives of many Others who an entire country to reevaluate its traditional Civil ii we arrived at the Birmingham n we first glanced at the lfolk(wl honorary degp I'ery filled with m people around the country. d around the amazing facility, the hi the I cmed ound bus thai was attacked during the freedom rides mi was astonishingly parked in burn marks and brok Sewancc student pose outside Birmingham ( 'Ml Rights Museum w indows. Mrs. Benjamin, who was involved in ih. : nt, refle< ti d 'People would nnsii ie of the way God made you, and God n't make mistakes. " The museum v iwakening to ling myself, about the amount of courage and pers< that man) different men, women, and children endured foi oui freedom. *7ot-A**. In addition t«> the African American Alliance and the Program Board, Dean Kipp, the Dean of the College, 1 sar-« >« mz Dean Pearigen, the Dean of Students, Associate Dean, Eric ~^ Marti 1 the 1 Office of Minority Affairs co-sponsored this trip i"i the entire campus. "I hope more students will have opportunity to sec this amazing history for themselves at some-point-in the future." states the Director of Minority *Now* ArTai "' "' u ""' /, " / / K/j alrole info advam ing tin < mi Rig Open Audition For Musicians/Singers * All Genres* Call ahead for dates & times IN THE WART OF TOWN 33S W. MAIN, MONTEAG LP* 93L924.TXJBS * ^^^* KdWim^njBBY5COUNTRYCtUB.COM-n .-- ^EATUR ^JTS91 .3 ON AIR 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK Carl bring Sewanee the funk. SUNDAY numerous styles and our primary goal is to Bodine. Gospel Music Westmoreland and Tyler uy| -1PM : two s-bnnging the and L'il J on the one's and Censored Hip Hop and R&B 10PM-12AM: B-Cizzle > _4PM: and Jillian Webb. M latest hip-hop and R&B. Bendrick Cade »M -8PM: Indie and Mainstream Rock & Alternative 12AM -2AM: Uncensored Hip Hop and R&B M 10PM Alternative Time—A mix of alternative rock from the 80s 2AM -4AM: Techno 90s. Adam Fye. Ld 4AM- 6AM: Jazz ipM-12AM: Daikaiju Meltdown!—Long ago, before man emerged race of super creatures roamed the Earth. In time, they THURSDAY L the caves, a . . they have deep into the Earth. Now, in AD 2005 . Ed away, sinking 6AM- 9AM: Classical for old people. Like Daikaiju are here! John Kriese. Music to F by, so S my D-music burned. Beware 9AM-10AM. people don t really like you never heard, with some was twelve. Because 2AM-1 AM: Spoken word your grandmother. When she don't think so hard you hurt yourself. 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But I've been of with the six the same thing for millions months m which ., things don't chang havoc last 1 wreak ,, remember in Sewanee. ar when I laid a few inches April.' Hell no. 1 don't .now in the middle of I can answer to some like frostbite, extreme cruel and cold on higher lines of latitude. But things, rodent. wrath! There is no stupid depression, power outages, it my that doesn't mean that I can't Punxsutawney Phil is a little and miserable I can broken bones, car wrecks, limit to how turn the temp gauge down because he takes all the v" in Sewanee. bastard shrinkage,».,. ...™ ~, but besides that, I'm l '"uv '- mv weather" andaim notuui .. i L„ . to about two tomgmtonight 6 , , e u „„ t tor my chaos, mate there was supposed to publicity „ not that bad of a guy. Coldn. tn 1965, e , chief Meteorologist that from . of political rally him. Did you know ,, be some kind j 3 $ a„ ve evef known> aui X-,M1 J • * J' .. . J . it :*,. inch.950 tot« las')1982, Phil sawcawrfishis .,, , ;„ M „„ K, on University News Stoml Alert Whatever, ya'll don't evenl year but three! ^^ shadow every Avenue (Old man winter a _ A u,„ „,„„ „,aV„ Jf going to go pound' TeamJ fired, but also make it care. I'm varmint. doesn't care about politics). Inconsistent Pennsylvania ass-cold on the mountain. Punxsutawney, for those of you from and all those hipp.es got all As ^ fi of and J ^ ^^ ^ ^ chantmg excited and were "P"*;^;'" that horrid beenTalking and he seems see if I ean freeze are mild and wimpy Stuff and waving banners winters . ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ wretchofagroundhogtodealh . for the leaves to come back so that he can stop capitalizin and for girls to start wearing on my handiwork. Have a good see short skirts and sandals. I have spring students, and I'll nothing against the sandals, but you next year probably about for Pete's sake, some of those September. skirts are ridiculously short! How does one keep one's By His Iciness, Old Man rump covered? I know for sure Winter that Old woman winter never Invited: wears anything that revealing, You Are Cordially because I don't let her, unless k" Ladies <\l Lamda Chi with it's Met one of those cold, cold t, 9:30 Post Lamda Chi Alpha Ho nights, and we put on the Billy Ocean disc and never Gown's Syndrome i StudeM* mind. Anyways, I've decided < milling I , anee Saturday Night, 9 until 1 Posi W that I'll resign sometime before B Hosted by Beta pants was To te 'l Who rallying then clouds and dump hail the size ya'll the truth, I'm ine R<>»" really laskyoi of cantaloupes onto your fat, just lonely. I mean Presented In And some of you uppit) stupid head. We'll see who everybody just loves spring n ,an St. Luke's Blue Bi fellows think that just because is wimp\ then, chieftain. 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