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•„, Red River Community College „,.., Now that you're . Job hunt a sinch .,..,,. Feds give students a break ,,, t, By L.C. Chartrand to gain valuable career-related said the ability to extend hiring that are not necessarily at their experience that will complement over a year is welcomed by most current academic level. .., for a student job their college training," said departments. By indicating on the applica- klt4 APPIYingwith the federal government Jasper. "Being able to access students tion that the student is willing to has just been made easier. In the past, the deadlines set by year-round will allow us greater accept a position at the minimum As of April 1, 1997 employers most federal departments began flexibility in providing more stu- student rate of pay, they open the of the Federal Student Work November 1 and ended March 31 dents with career-related experi- door to more referrals. .4 . gomg places, with the majority of jobs offered ences," said Jarrett, who works Beginning April 1, 1997, a sec- Experience Program (FSWEP), k‘‘• '<4c will be able to hire students on a during the summer months. for Human Resources ond year student who is :4R year-round basis. College students were often Development Canada. employed by the FSWEP will "I think the program will bene- left with less opportunities as "Everyone benefits." receive $6.85 per hour, while fit college students," said university students, who finish Norma Restall, counselor at third year college students will Business Administration student their terms sooner, had earlier the RRCC job center said, "Year- receive $10.26 per hour. Wages S.. David Pascoe. access to most of the job offers. round access to job opportunities vary depending on academic dis- • "It will help reduce the debt FSWEP is a program offered will certainly become fitting for cipline. d by the Government of Canada, College students. I would Last year (1995-96) there were loads of students who have stu- 1 d way :„ you'll nee dent loans." including all federal departments encourage students to apply 526 jobs or appointments award- Second year Creative and agencies, designed to pro- soon." ed in . Communications student Brenda vide students with various Any student studying in Some federal departments will Jasper works part-time with the employment opportunities and Canada, with full-time student begin accessing the student Department of National Defense. work experience while learning status and plans to continue full- inventory by the end of iLjn: 17417r7.. .4 She said she thinks the pro- more about how the federal gov- time studies in the upcoming aca- November. ernment works. demic term, can apply. Student applications can be 4144:31=1 to get gram is an excellent idea. ‘Stcr.i.;;Ictinft let4? 1 "The opportunity to work year- Pat Jarrett, who hired two Students will also have the picked up at the RRCC Job • ar • • - 471th ;1‘224341:41151 .7C Lilklatigh . flexibility to apply for positions Centre. RRCC students over the summer, there. round gives a student the chance Pan:AM," '6,1;-`27 ' As ' n^,r 4-...4.1v,“+44*-4".',...-.. Puppy gets a job ' t By Ginger Rozmus because she wasn't required for Brewster to do her job. lly Brewster enjoys the corn- Brewster disagreed. any of her new four-legged, "Harley is always helping me 64; furry friend but she's worried out at work. She immediately about how the rest of the money picks things up that I drop on neon needed to pay for Harley Dee will the floor. Sometimes she even be raised. picks things up I didn't even know I had dropped," said S'cif`ia Harley Dee is the companion dog that arrived in Brewster. from Kay Companion in Bolton, The seven month old Yellow On., on September 30 to help Lab also helps Brewster get in Brewster out with her daily activ- and out of her wheelchair by ities. pressing down the foot rest with :VA. VTA'41,1 4.170,•ift, 4N'arisx.e. fos :MEEMOL Brewster, the switchboard her paw. As well, she removes 1997 Neon Coupe operator at RRCC, has Cerebral Brewster's coat and takes clothes Palsy and developed Repetitive out of the dryer. Movement Syndrome over a year Soon Harley will be trained to CHRYSLER'S ago. bark for help if Brewster acciden- brews= said me conditions tally fails out of her chair, and make it difficult for her to per- possibly even bring her the form certain tasks, which is the phone. k:e $750 Tra ate rebate: reason Harley Dee is here. Brewster is glad to have the But the $8,000 needed to pay puppy as a helper as well as a And our graduate rebate is the fastest way into any Chrysler vehicle.* for the dog has not yet been friend. raised. "Harley gives me a different You've worked hard to get where you are, now you just want to get out there. To date, about $4,000 has been outlook because she loves you no raised and there has been a verbal matter what you look like, as 0 So we've made it easier for you to go and make your mark. 0 agreement from the Kinsmen that long as you are good to her," said !Dodge [Ttiwutfii Jeep. another $2,000 is on its way if Brewster. axige Trucks ady Trucks Visit your local Chrysler or Jeep Eagle Dealer today. Eagle they can get media coverage. Many of the staff are taking CHRYSLER I, [-CHRYSLER] A Denskon of Chrysler Canada Harley Davidson of Winnipeg Harley for walks during the day, Elly Brewster sits with her new canine friend, Harley is still waiting to see if they can but Brewster said she is worried Dee. Still a pup, the Yellow Lab is learning how to get more money to donate, and that the cold weather will pre- help RRCC's switchboard operator do daily tasks LIMITED TIME OFFER. SOME RESTRICTIONS APPLY. OFFER APPLIES TO RETAIL PURCHASES FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY ON SELECT MODELS EXCLUDING DODGE VIPER THIS OFFER CAN BE COMBINED WI • TH APPLIES TO 1997, 1996. AND 1995 UNIVERSITY OR COLLEGE GRADUATES. SEE DEALER FOR DETAILS other organizations like Best vent her from walking the dog ANY OTHER PUBLICLY ADVERTISED OFFER CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FROM CHRYSLER CANADA LTD OFFER that have become difficult since she developed herself in the evenings. West Pet Foods have donation Repetitive Movement Syndrome. boxes in their stores. If there is anyone who lives in the south St. Vital area and would $2000 is also still accepting raee The College has set up a trust ata.S. Watt StaISSISS account at the Royal Bank, but like to volunteer walking the dog, room C120. donations which can be made was unable to donate funds even once a week contact Elly The trust account at the Royal from any Royal Bank in the city. directly to help get the puppy Brewster at the College in Bank which has raised almost

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McMillan (Waiting to Exhale) or before it beats you Chris' SJ- Discount Rates -Reply to Fireboy Toni Morrison (Song of for RRCC Students + Staff You're evil! Hahah, but we love MC- Solomon) this is the club for (WPG. Locations Only) FOR RENT By Adrienne Spring the amount of time that has been "Don't talk to other students it! You're the best! You're my favorite watch. Can't you! For more information call 4 Locations To Serve You with the flow' spent studying. before the exam because it can Love from all of us! wait for New Years! 284-8834. 420 Kensington 949-7600 Shared accommodation $225. tudents who don't get help "The priority to all this is, of confuse you, which leads to self- Free Parking, central air, security dealing with severe exam course, that you have to study; if doubt. You should use the time Chris Cummings could eat Golden Boy: If you only knew The Pregnancy Distress Service 112 Garry 949-7620 S system, close to bus, all utilities stress may be sabotaging their you don't know the material then to review key concepts," said crackers in my bed ANY night. how much I want you. Maybe I Inc. is desperately searching for incl., fully furnished. Call Mike own performance, according to you have a right to be anxious. Fraser. these days can make you change your mind. small appliances, household 1430 Ellice 949-7622 at 772-6772. academic support counselors at But exam anxiety can be some- A booklet entitled "How To HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN items and clothing and shoes in Shared accomodations for three 2000 Wellington 949-7608 RRCC. thing quite separate from know- Prepare For And Write Tests At By Morgan Boyd ough examination of all the BOYLE , WE MISS YOU! Hey Nurse Wendy, good condition for men, women, bedroom home. $225/month, incl. "Some people are so stressed ing the material," said Upham. RRCC," is available in D213 donor's sexual and needle-drug Love Kim and Mike Write me back something dirty and children. Please drop items util.(except cable & phone), avail out that they go blank when they According to Upham, it is after 4 p.m., which covers some ou go in, you lie down, and related activity since 1977. and don't tell Jay. off at the Spence Thrift Shop at immediately, parking, close to all get into the exam even though important for students to develop basic strategies. they stick a big needle in 1977 was the year when the Hunter- - Man behaving badly in build- 555 Spence Street Mon. thru MI ir Y ammenties, Extra Foods, Safeway, .Arati they may know most of the mate- pre, during, and post exam strate- Students who would like to your arm. AIDS virus was starting to be Just wanted to say hi. -K ing M. Sat., 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. or Call Rental Laudromat, HSC, busses, 10 min rial," said Muriel Upham, diag- take a workshop on effective The blood drains out, you eat a diagnosed in North America. 783-9281. gies. To the guy who has been writing walk to U of W, fully furnished, nostics consultant for the Students who feel that there studying and exam stress man- donut and you're done, right? A finger prick test is still done, my number on the bathroom FOR HIRE security system, central air. ADEPT EXPRESSIONS WORD SERVICES College's Assessment Centre. has been a negative effect on agement should ask their instruc- Totally and completely wrong. but it only tells the Red Cross tor to make arrangements with walls: I know where you live ▪ TUTORING, WRITING & EDITING With exams just around the their exams because they are More than 200 RRCC students what type (A,B 4O, or AB) the and I know your number too. Experienced typist to help with WANTED • RESUME & COVER LETTER WRITING corner, pressure is mounting for unable to cope with their anxiety Josie Carpa, director of the found that out at the October 28 donor has, and whether or not -"For a Good Time," your work load. Located in • ESSAYS & TERM PAPERS many RRCC students. can visit Academic Support Educational Support Centre. blood drive, as they waded they are healthy enough to give • REPORTS & MANUSCRIPTS For some, the stress can be Services in D110 for counselling. "If a student feels they are through the paper blizzard that is blood that day. Earn money and free trips! physically harmful or have a Academic Development doing poorly because of stress, the new hallmark of the Red According to the nurses, a Individuals and groups wanted to Laser printer, reasonable rates, pick-up & delivery negative impact on exam perfor- Services instructor Pat Fraser they should see a counselor and Cross' blood screening system. more thorough testing is done on promote Spring Break. Cal Inter- mance. said it's important not to let the then we will determine if the stu- The paper blizzard is one of the sample after the blood is col- Campus Programs at 1-800-327- Upham said she has seen exam worrying thoughts control you so dent should have accommoda- the precautions the Red Cross is lected. 6013. or http://www.icpt.com CALL 477-9830 for expert document preparation anxiety manifest itself in a vari- that you can concentrate on tions," said Carpa. taking to ensure the quality of "If the donor's blood shows FREE ety of ways such as fatigue, doing the exam. Accommodations can take the he's been exposed to any life the blood they get isn't danger- Evening Child Care now available at: hyper-ventilation, muscle tension She said the College offers form of a time extension or ous to people whose lives it may threatening diseases , we contact 200 PAGE CHRISTMAS CATALOGUE DELIVERED placement in a quiet room VOLUNTEERS Centre Open and negative self-image. videos, booklets and workshops be used to save. that person confidentially, and RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR "Some students end up in the that can teach students tech- depending on the source of the The group of nurses who trav- then the blood they gave is The Volunteer Centre is looking 18 Hours Daily Hampton St. at GIFTWARE, JEWELRY, COLLECTABLES for the following volunteers... health centre during exam time niques for stress management. anxiety. el around to do blood drives like removed from the supply and 6:30 am - 12:30 a.m. Silver Avenue Call 477-5180 for more informa- or they are so stressed that they "One technique called 'Stop', "If time is not critical to what's the one at RRCC said the old destroyed," said one of the nurs- UNIQUE GIFTS AT AFFORDABLE PRICES (just west of tion: Ages: throw up and have difficult is where you actually picture a being examined, it is possible to process of finger pricking wasn't es. Polo Park) sleeping." stop sign, arresting the worrying get a time extension which may doing enough to protect the The Red Cross comes to Workshop volunteers to read and 2-12 year olds Upham also said some stu- thoughts and enabling you to reduce the anxiety," she added. blood supply because it only RRCC twice a year to do the "THAT SOMETHING play literacy games with children dents start to exhibit compulsive refocus," Fraser said, adding that Upham noted that, although showed what conditions the blood drives, as well as other while parents participate in dis- behavior. this technique is outlined in a set anxiety can be harmful, stress donor may have had at that time. campuses in Manitoba. cussion groups. To register, or for more info call 889-2689 SPECIAL FOR "Some students arrive really of study skills videos from isn't necessarily a bad thing. Red Cross has recently come Roughly five per cent of the early to get a particular seat, or Dalhousie University that are "You need a certain amount of under fire for failing to properly general population gives blood Marketing Resource volunteer to follow some ritual which is their available from the library. stress to work at your peak level screen donors who may have had every year, according to Red SOMEONE SPECIAL" attend income generation/mar- Essays, Theses, Resumes & all that... way of feeling that they have Fraser also emphasized that so tell yourself you can use your exposure to the AIDS virus. Cross statistics. The drives are keting meetings and offer input ALL GIFTS 100% GUARANTEED • ESSAYS & TERM PAPERS control," said Upham. students should try to get to stress to work positively or help Today, before they can give conducted to encourage people and suggestions for a community • REPORTS & MANUSCIPTS The anxiety is often the result school at least a half-hour before yourself," said Upham. blood, donors have to show to donate by bringing things SHOP FROM HOME organization. • PROOFREADING & EDITING of self-doubt that stems from the exam and sit in a quiet corner proper identification and fill out closer to the donor to make 1st TIME CUSTOMERS RECEIVE • RESUME WRITING & LAYOUT feeling unprepared regardless of away from other students. a questionnaire, which is a thor- things more convenient SPECIAL BONUS GIFT Program evaluation assistants to Prompt service. Pick up & delivery. Reasonable rates. formulate and conduct phone Quality equipment: 486 PC, HP LaserJet 4P Printer surveys and tabulate and analyze results. Call 489-8712...now! "...Meeting all your typing needs" H • L. R • DISTRIBUTION ANNOUNCEVIENT J Vending machines or robbers? all...1111.111/ Students are disgruntled after losing cash 667-2226 Men who like to sing Yuletide songs and carols are invited to By Michelle van Rosmalen you paid for, but you get in trou- Jeff Lytwin, an employee with FREE CITYWIDE DELIVERY join the Winnipeg-wide "Yule- ble for kicking the machine," he the vending machine company Win" male chorus. Rehearsals here are thieves all over cam- said. that fills the machines, said the 10% Tpus at RRCC. They're Some students have said they machines only get jammed about angering students who have are finding that money some- one per cent of the time. To place a classified, fill out this form and drop it of, along with payment, to the DISCOUNT taken to kicking, punching, and times has to be put in the Red Carpet Coffee Servies Students' Association. machines twice and the items res- posts their phone number on all PE[) Et EP ( shaking them in hopes of getting Classifieds are only. $1 per 20 words for students and their money back. elected so the second item can of their machines in case of (LLLEcE. 'DTUriE push out the one they didn't get. machine failure. Customers can $2 per 20 words for non-students. Vending machines are meant to be a quick, convenient way to "You have to buy two even call the number to get a reim- buy a snack or drink, but many though you only want one," said bursement. EVERYTHING FOR THE RRCC students have said they first year Advertising student Lytwin said that, although peo- GREAT OUTDOORS... see them as a constant source of Karla Burr. ple often think the vending aggravation. Desiree Buors, a Hotel and machine companies are making BAUSCH 1 LOMB BINOCULARS The aggravation is blamed on Restaurant Management student, profits from malfunctioning SONY rotating coils which are supposed said she once had to spend $3 to machines, they actually aren't. UNITED BANFF & GORE-TE( to dispense snacks but sometimes dislodge a bag of chips from one "Sometimes when people learn OUTERWEAR don't. of the machines. the system, they rip us off. We EUREKA TENTS "You're almost guaranteed to "I actually sigh with relief have no way of knowing whether CAMPTRAILS BACKPACKS, have problems," said first year when I get what I want on the or not they got their candy so we SUMS EASTPAKS DAYPAKS Creative Communications stu- first try," said Buors. just give their money back," he COLUMBIA SKIWEAR dent Nigel Moore. The change machines are also said. SALES KODIAK, HI-TEC, SOREL BOOTS Business Administration stu- crooks, according to Jon Via, a "Some people get two things If you would like to place a classified longer than 20 words, complete the BOLLE SUNGLASSES Computer Engineering student. for the price of one, but we don't 460 Portage Ave. dent Jamie St.Godard said he's message on a blank piece of paper using the same format as above. Across from The Bay "ticked off" with the machines "Put a $20 bill in the change get those people calling." "CANADA'S LARGEST machine and you'll get back Classified will not be published without payment Ph. 786-5421 around the College too. Open Seven Days A Week. OUTDOOR STORE" "You're just trying to get what $19," he said. Will this student get what he's paying for? the Projector the Projector

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',7003Ti" aszau' n Wg 4 November 121 1996 News %. >")itS•likew,>' stalls attaKNonx, ' gitirrigoim asratio%ostostgetawa,,,*(4,t40"imr,paze Wyfr •,<,,,;5740450•;4****!<4 ,Kietiegej40444,c,%; Cash in the forefront for students By Amber Bineau ucts which are plans people want zing because when they are 20, when trying to figure out the best they think they have lots of time Rick Hefford, Account Executive of Money many young people, the investment package for their to plan but when they're in their Concepts, a Winnipeg financial planning Rought of investing hard money. thirties and forties, they find that earned money into a long term "The banks will introduce you children, mortgages and car pay- group suggests some important things to savings plan can wait, but finan- to sort of the same products but ments come first. consider when you're in your twenties: cial planners say they're wrong - they key phrase here is "sort of Hefford said that at the age of start saving now. he said in his presentation in the 55, people often wonder why Rick Hefford, account execu- Tower Lounge. they did not begin investing 20 tive of Money Concepts, a finan- What banks do, is introduce years earlier. • annual income Now that you're cial planning institute in their own bank investment plans, As well, he said that as stu- Winnipeg, said students should said Hefford. dents, it's important to create a • where you're going to live in be thinking about their financial He noted that financial plan- livable budget and control it future and in some cases, acting ning groups specialize in the area because unexpected things can the future on it. of market investment plans and happen at any time. "Here in North America, we are more knowledgeable in the Retirement Savings Plans, usu- • emergency fund live in a microwave generation," financial options available to ally referred to as RSP's, are said Hefford. their clients. under utilized by the Canadian • personal insurance, risk "We only think for the short "Debt cripples most people population but are the best tax on places, term, like how much money and credit cards hurt people the saving program in the world and management we'll have this Saturday night." most," said Hefford. are what young people, once they Hefford added that financial "With credit cards, people buy begin their full-time career, • education fund planning groups help to clarify with money they don't have and should be investing their money and alleviate the concerns people they pay their monthly bill with for the long term, Hefford said. • starting the planning process have about their money and money they don't have." introduce them to market prod- People put off financial plan- tt st tt a st Y' need a way Congratutation5 Breast awareness Michael C? Lori By Candice Ball ways women can detect it at an she wasn't sure about the time early stage. and date. On the Birth of Your Daughter uth Fletcher, an RRCC stu- In addition to the lecture, Phyllis Anon, the acting man- Hailey Marie Crowley Rdent, wanted to make sure Grover showed a video teaching ager of the Health Centre, said a November I, 1996 she got the facts right about breast self-examination (BSE). major factor in small numbers of 5 pounds, 12 ounces breast health. Gabrielle Hamer, a nurse from students coming out to health- to get there. Fletcher, an American Sign Misericordia's Breast Clinic, said related events is with heavy Language/English Interpretation early detection is the best protec- course loads, students don't have Program student said she has had tion. the time to auend. some personal scares with breast Finding a cancerous lump "Students really don't have lumps and that breast disease early by doing BSA once a enough time for any wellness runs in her family. month and seeking medical treat- information," Arron said. tt "My mom has been in the hos- ment can prevent the cancer from Another factor contributing to tt pital for lumps," Fletcher said. spreading throughout a woman's small turnouts is lack of time and Fletcher said she found the body, Hamer said. funding to promote health Breast Health Seminar organized "Lots of women are dying. events. 4 by the Health Centre as a part of The best way to demand action is "Because of funding cuts we October's national Breast Health politically," Grover said. have to do it all on our own Awareness month, helpful. An estimated 5,300 Canadian now," she said. What a Little Doll! Nine women attended the women will die from breast can- The Health Centre used to (Good thing she looks like her mother!) noon-hour seminar held on cam- cer in 1996, another 18,300 receive posters promoting health pus October 29. women will be diagnosed with awareness but Aaron added that, From all of the SA Staff 14"="3W 3.' • The seminar featured a lecture breast cancer early this year. now, the two nurses have to do A;Va;;;;Pitr.'',/,;;. 4 1"3";‘,.),”..:4", • S.r.S..41::fl'Manietti?C/,<'t ; by Elisabeth Grover, program "Young women today have an most of the work. st coordinator of women's health at advantage," said Grover. "For two nurses to try to cope 4".4wo,fff4 fs Misericcx-dia hospital. "Thirty to forty years ago, with this is asking a lot. Phys-Ed It focused on the different women didn't touch their bodies, will be helping the wellness December 1997 Neon Coupe types of breast disease and the and they certainly didn't talk to committee. The two departments fry, Graduation their doctors about them." will try to work together, but Wednesday, December II, 1997 The SA Apologizes. While only nine women Mike (Whalen) is only one per- p.m. A Mistake Was Made attended the seminar, RRCC son." CHRYSLER'S North Gymnasium le the Last students appear to be concerned Arron said a voice is needed Red River Community College "What's Up With mar Mom about breast health. from the SA. The Print Shop would like to see the Gila Isaacs, a Business "Why aren't these things ❑ Graduates are to assemble no later than one-half hour before the ceremony in following correction made to the Administration student, said she pushed from the SA to the stu- $750 ( Ira ate rebate: the Mall Level hallways of buildings D, E and F response to Question #4 in the What's is concerned about breast dis- dents," said Arron. Signs will be posted designating the area where the graduates of each program Up With That column ( issue # 6 of the ease but didn't have the time to "There's no women's centre. And our graduate rebate is the fastest way into any Chrysler vehicle.* will assemble. You will line up in alphabetical order, fill out a name card and Projector) then be escorted to the North Gym to the section reserved for your program. attend the seminar. There's no area we can tap into "I just don't have time for You've worked hard to get where you are, now you just want to get out there. ❑ Graduation gowns and caps are to be worn. An order form will be sent to you The suggestion was to implement a directly for PR." social issues right now," prior to the graduation date. number system. The Print Shop would Isaacs Corey Dalebozik, vice-presi- 411. said. So we've made it easier for you to go and make your mark. tag Ira ❑ Diplomas/certificates will be mailed out in January to students who are unable like to respond with: dent of student affairs, said the Dodge Pknouth Jeep. to attend the graduation ceremony ,. Response given originally was "Usually I go and walk and SA is planning to meet with incorrect. Firstly print shop donate money. Now I just don't Dodge Trucks Dodge Trucks Eagle ❑ It is your responsibility to ensure your name and address on your student members of the Health Centre to Visit your local Chrysler or Jeep Eagle Dealer today. employees are not civil servants, have the time." CHRYSLER CHRYSLER A Division of record in the Registration Department are current. To change your personal discuss the Wellness Program. Chrysler Canada they work for the college. Copier Isaac's fellow Business "We're just trying to get a foot- information, contact the Registration Department, C306, or phone service operator is an SA Employee. 204-632-2327. Secondly, as discussed many times Administration student, Terri ing on what we can do," Silvius, said she's very con- 'LIMITED TIME OFFER. SOME RESTRICTIONS APPLY. OFFER APPLIES TO RETAIL PURCHASES FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY ON SELECT MODELS EXCLUDING DODGE VIPER. THIS OFFER CAN BE COMBINED WITH ❑ If you enrolled in credit courses through Continuing Education, university or a number system would not work for Dalebozik said. ANY OTHER PUBLICLY ADVERTISED OFFER CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FROM CHRYSLER CANADA LTD. OFFER APPLIES TO 1997, 1996, AND 1995 UNIVERSITY OR COLLEGE GRADUATES. SEE DEALER FOR DETAILS. another educational institution, which may enable you to meet program numerous reasons and that is why it cerned about breast health "The Health Centre doesn't qualifications for December 1996 graduation, please notify your has not been put in place. - because breast disease runs in necessarily know what students Department Chair at once. Linda Munch her family. are going to pay attention to. We ❑ Following the exercises, a reception will be Supervisor While Silvius knew there was don't necessarily know either." :.'mpto.• ,. "cc,- w Red River Printing Services tairearilltlaorA reaSialataratif gc Community College held in the Voyageur dining room. a seminar on campus, she said the PNecter 6 November 12, 1996 News • „ dents were enrolled in business % Ot Thursdays and Fridays at the (#. turn to for counselling, and offer S idorchuk. attention, she'll often shout out to was not valuable in some way," le Ne we sc\1/2 x\io \o and applied arts programs at 07 0/0 0 %et ck suggestions on things hie where While waiting several months see if anyone is around to take the said Mattock. , free bar to shop for ethnic foods, said RRCC. for surgery that doctors said call," said Mattock. "The people we get are evalu- '00 o °P0 tql Skinner. The International Education could possibly bring back her "She's not really an employee ated by their supervisor here and fito,. 411 )fi /kr The office also provides office said they expect to double sight, Sidorchuk continued typ- of the Bookstore, she's actually the results are sent back to the ri ot. lc .0, 0 resource material on studies and last year's number. ing. an employee of the College." agency. We're in the service area employment abroad for Anyone who would like to She kept up her typing skills on Mattock said the extra help with deadlines to meet, we need Canadian students and RRCC meet an international student or a specialized typewriter for visu- from Sidorchuk makes things a people who can do the job and staff. would like to come to the ally impaired people at the CNIB. lot easier for Bookstore staff keep up." "The world is getting much Christmas function for the inter- In October, Sidorchuk received when it gets busy. Sidorchuk said she's pleased at smaller. Canadian students must national students can drop off a her long awaited eye surgery, but The Bookstore has had a histo- the efforts the College has made become more knowledgeable letter addressed to The Buddy six weeks after the operation, she ry of offering people with disabil- to give people with disabilities a and internationally focussed," Program at room D214. didn't notice any improvements. ities an opportunity for special chance to prove what they can do. said Nancy Lee, director of the Then in December of the same training. Projector No Lover of Accountability Even Though They Spend Over $40,000 in Student Fees Annually

AST TO EST PPAREL A MESSAGE FROM YOUR STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION A sub-committee has been formed to draft these policies which must meet with Board E W A approval. Ms.Glover, Editor-in-Chief, has been invited to sit on this committee as an It would appear that the Projector staff's knowledge of the SA structure and bylaws is ex-officio as has one member of the SA Executive (which consists of the President, VP severely limited as displayed in the article "Glover is no lover of SA Policy" printed in Student Affairs and the Treasurer). An ex-officio does not have voting power, but their issue #6 of the Projector. And accountability to the student body via a policy leaves a input is valued. The CMOR station coordinator, Susan Walker, will also be sitting on ARE BACK FOR YOUR bad taste in the mouths of the Projector staff. this committee as an ex-officio when the CMOR policy is drafted. First off, the structure of the Association is such that the SA President is responsible to Therefore, the Executive has no more influence over this sub-committee than any other the Student Advisory Board, (as the Board's sole "employee") and as such takes ex-officio member. It may also be important to note that the Board has 19 voting CHRISTMAS SHOPPING NEEDS direction from the Board - Not the other way around as the Projector implies. members, 16 of whom are not SA employees. In fact, the SA President, who acts as chair, does not even have a vote unless there is a tie. The Student Advisory Board is comprised of students from each of the five academic divisions in the college: Aboriginal Ed. and Institutional Diversity, Business & Applied Apparently some clarification is required on the purpose of In-camera meetings. UP TO Arts, Applied Sciences, Industrial Technologies and Developmental and Continuing Ed. Normally all sessions at a meeting are open to the public. The circumstances under ptiitx which a meeting is closed can include such items as the assessment, rewarding, or CA; disciplining of individuals or the discussion of relationships with other corporate bodies. itoo is A eGGS AtAlb The Board operates under John Carver's policy governance model. In short, this r OG Alb means that the Board governs the Students' Association through policies to a large Items are placed in closed sessions to allow the Board freedom of discussion on OFF ONe CLOI 60% isFie degree. The Board is only in their second year of governance and as such, many sensitive matters in order to reach a decision. Once a decision is made, it becomes part policies are yet to be instituted by the Board. Only through policy can the Board of the public record. I would think that the Projector staff would recognize that there are nsit determine if the SA is carrying out the vision and mission established by the Board. issues which are legally and/or ethically sensitive. If the Board, or a member thereof, /IVO deems an issue to be of such nature it can be moved to a closed session. It is RETRO T-SHIRTS, %Ft Further, the direction to establish policies for both The Projector and CMOR, is clearly interesting, that Ms.Glover claims the item in question was "moved" to a closed, in- SOCKS, SPANDEX VISA AND set out in the SA by-laws. Both services are to operate under management policies as camera session. In fact, that item was originally placed in the closed session. The item endorsed by the Board. Also, the policy issue was brought up by the 1995-96 Fall which was moved into closed session, at the request of a board member, was the AND MORE!! Board as well as the 1996-97 Summer Board.. Due to time constraints, it was decided Projector/CMOR policy issue as it was felt that the presence of the Projector staff would to have this matter pursued by the 1996-97 Fall Board. Ms. Glover flatters herself if she inhibit discussion. MASTERCARD thinks her actions precipitated the call for a policy for the Projector. ECUDORIAN A closing word from the SA Executive. On more than one occasion, some members of It is not, nor has it ever been, the intention of the Board or the SA to infringe upon the the Projector staff have claimed to have no responsibility to the SA (which means the GIF ACCEPTED SWEATERS freedom of the press. The Board's intention rather, is to ensure that the student money students of this college). As students, who pay student fees, and as elected officials C301:1 T5 pumped into the paper is being spent responsibly. Like it or not, the Projector is funded representing the students of this college, the Executive find these claims to be FROM $49.99 irresponsible and immature. In any job, you are responsible to the person(s) who are 151- M by student dollars and therefore they are accountable to the student body via the Board. C. ti It is the Board's job to create management policies for CMOR and the Projector - to do paying your salary, which in the Projector's case happens to be the students of RRCC. otherwise would be irresponsible. A policy would not dictate content, it could outline It is unfortunate that the Projector feels accountable to no one, least of all the students LIBRARY HALLWAY NOV 12 TO 15th 9 TO 5 DAILY ethical, moral and legal boundaries, the need to cover all student events on campus who pay their salary. Ms.Glover's attempts to record a closed session speak volumes (i.e. intramurals) and anything else deemed necessary by the Board. Notice it is the to her character and the value she accords to student government and democracy. ■ Board who decides, NOT the SA Executive. Impartial, unbiased reporting seems to be a thing of the past. the Projector November 12, 1996 9 8 November 12, 1996 News News Program No more speaking T@p into the 'net horror stories By Deborah W. Matejicka revenues that fall in between Canadian site is geared primarily pages available and a chat sec- Hiscos said t@p online Canada By Simon Burgess tion, Hiscos said students will be was conceived following the suc- those of the Wall Street Journal towards topics with a Canadian ollege and university stu- able to contribute information cess of the original US based sty- and the Discovery Channel, and edge and allows Canadian stu- receives over dents to voice any and all of their noes the thought of speaking in public cause Cdents nationwide have been and find out _L./clammy hands and cold sweats to break out given a voice to freely express the latest on a 12 million hits concerns. driving to the sight "Everyone should check it out, upon your brow? their thoughts, views and opin- multitude of Dennie Cormack, a Business Administration stu- ions. topics every month. it's your system. If something "As long as you can sp ell and However, sucks and you don't like it, call dent, hopes the introduction of an ITC program at As of November 7 students all including RRCC will remedy that, when incorporated into his Hiscos said the us and let us know. It's pretty across the country can talk, write everything proposed business club. put a sentence togeth er, we US sight is fair?' and learn about virtually any- from politics or International Training in strictly If you would like to contribute ITC, thing they want on a new student to fashion to Communications, is a 58-year-old business commu- oriented web site - t@p online sports. American. anything to t@ p online Canada or for jobs want to hear from y ou." nications club, originating in San Francisco. "US would just like to check out Canada. "As long t@ P Jane Goller, international second vice-president online is lots of what's on the minds of your fel- "There are thousands of pages, as you can in the club, said she believes in the program and fun and really low Canadian students, you can it's wide open," said Robert spell and put what it can do for tomorrow's business leaders. is no Canadian access the site at canada.tapon- Hiscos, Manager of special pro- a sentence together, we want to dent site, T@p online cool, but there filled in Manitoba every year. "The key to success is good communication content. We receive about line.com any time of the day. By Heather Grove jects at MarketSource Corp., the hear from you," he said. (www.taponline.com), the largest "I'm all for expansion, but if skills, that's how you get ahead in today's world," 250,000 hits per month from company responsible for t@p. "It's the new student vernacu- college and university online net- A nyone interested in working we develop this (program) too she said, addressing the 10 College students who lar, it's what's important to work of sites in the world. Canadian users," he said. With an estimated 20,000 flin the transportation indus- soon and there are no jobs for the turned up for the introductory session on October them." US t@p hauls in advertising Hiscos added that the new try might want to take the new graduates, then we will have a 30. diploma program being proposed problem," said Graeb. ITC focuses upon teaching its members inter- at RRCC. "We hope to have an advisory viewing techniques, leadership skills, networking, The proposed program would committee set up in the new year writing and public speaking at an annual cost of $80 have invaded the College be full-time days, focused on to address exactly what training for its members. Operations Management and is needed by the industry and to Goller said staff and volunteers from ITC's other Dennie Cormack said he hopes a speech would potentially be offered in determine the best timing for the Winnipeg branches would lend support and help tai- club will give students the chance to conjunction with a new Logistics program," said Graeb. lor the club to students at the College if the mini- alleviate their fears. By Benjamin Goldstein should have the entire food services menus and recipes Management certificate program Prentice added that Manitoba mum of 14 members is reached. inventoried within the next year. currently being developed by the is finally catching up to where it Cormack said he realized there was no business them noting that public speaking is their worst fear. quirrels have infested the College's food services. Once that is done, the Squirrel system will be able to do Transport Institute of the should be in comparison to the club at the College and saw the need for some type Bonnie Gollmer, a University of Manitoba stu- OPrairie Lights, the student- run > restaurant, has been full orders to suppliers by checking on what is being eaten, University of Manitoba. rest of the world. of training for those who found the idea of public dent in the Faculty of Commerce, said the ITC pro- completely converted to deal with the Squirrels. or have a set shelf life for specific products and then order "We want very much to devel- "Other places such as Europe, speaking to be daunting. gram has changed her life. The Squirrels are actually a new computerized point-of- them automatically. op a link between the University the United Kingdom and the U.S. The 10 students who attended the meeting, most "When I see an oral project as an assignment I get sale system used throughout the restaurant and hospitality The service will not completely automate the restaurant and College to coordinate the have a much longer history in of them enrolled in Business Administration, said excited, while everyone else in the class is groan- industry and the College. and other food venues, since it will always need someone programs and give students the transportation education," said they were in agreement with Cormack, a number of ing," she said. The system offers increased control and speed in dealing to press the buttons, but it will save time and effort. opportunity to have a seamless Prentice. with everything from orders to inventory. The chefs at Prairie Lights said like the system because system," said Dr. Barry Prentice, David Nyznyk, export trans- The College decided to convert the entire food services it reduces confusion in the kitchen. director of the U of M Transport portation coordinator for XCAN to the Squirrel system last year. They get a print-out from the Squirrel system and then Institute. Grain Pool Ltd., said everyone in Prairie Lights managerfuntructor Craig Edwards said they just have to prepare what the print-out reads. The proposed RRCC diploma the transportation industry has a he's happy with the new system because it allows students Cards are comin' The Prairie Lights Restaurant (with its new Squirrels) program would be designed for stake in attracting, training and 'to be trained on a system that is used at many Winnipeg will make approximately $50,000 per year. The majority people with experience working upgrading our employees of the restaurants, giving his students an advantage when they By Claudia Garcia de la Huerta paratively better from last year. of that money goes to food costs. Since the restaurant in the industry, but would also future. enter the job market. doesn't pay its staff - they're all students in Hotel & "From an administrative stand point I am very be available to students coming "I have personally completed Edwards also said it has increased the speed of the f you've had to fill any prescriptions lately, pleased with what's happening this year. Last Restaurant Administration and Chefs Training Program. directly out of secondary institu- all of the transportation related whole restaurant. He noted that the restaurant is now able hoping to take advantage of your RRCC student year students didn't get their health cards until Whatever money doesn't get spent on food or supplies tions. programs presently offered by I to accommodate lunch for two in a half hour, even while it goes to the Hotel & Restaurant Revenue Fund which helps health plan, chances are you've run into prob- December or January We're only behind sched- "Timing for training is critical RRCC and UMTI and have is fairly busy. pay for the restaurant next year, or helps pay for special lems. As of yet students at the College have not ule by one or two weeks." A food services employee punches in info in Manitoba if we are to maintain found them to be extremely valu- The Squirrel system was paid for by the College, and items like the Squirrel system. received their student health cards. Fardoe said he has received next to no com- on a Squirrel terminal. our status as a transportation able assets in the day-to-day "It takes about a month and a half to get all stu- plaints from students this year, but advises stu- gateway," said Graeb, Program operations of our business," said dent information registered and on line with the dents if they need to fill any prescriptions, they Officer for Continuing Nyznyk. student health card system," said Gordon Fardoe, should come to the SA office with their receipts Education. "Educational institutions must executive director of the Students' Association. and fill out a health claim form. Student gives college edu- Prentics said the College wants look at their curricula and start to "We've run into some computer problems with Students will be reimbursed within a week of Monster bash a to prepare young people of the work more closely with the the system running this program, but they're the processing date. transportation industry to province for jobs that are avail- Fardoe added that he has received information enhance the ability of their stu- printing the cards right now. They should be out • cation thumbs up able. within the next two weeks." that there are some Safeway pharmacies who are He said the transportation dents to meet the demands of the monster bash The SA recently switched insurance brokers accepting regular student cards as a substitution By Andrei Halkewycz going to university and stressed about the RRCC program was marketplace." industry is not one that can be from Toronto based Taleski Insurance to Rice and in turn calling RRCC to verify student status. that the rising tuition costs had that every course that he is taking By Aliza Andrews were playing so they turned Prentice said the transportation easily replaced by robotics or be Financial, and insurance companies from Mutual No one at Safeway head offices was able to strong focus on career nothing to do with his leaving is geared towards computers and out," said Sine. packed up and shipped away to industry has become a lot more If numbers say anything about Life Insurance to Blue Cross Insurance. confirm this. Al'rned programs is the early. nothing that isn't relevant to it As far as activities went at the countries such as Indonesia or sophisticated in the last couple of the success of an event, the Fardoe said, the switch has made things com- advantage RRCC has over uni- "The reason I looked for the "In the program here you don't social, free beer was given away Mexico where wages are cheap- decades and the information that alternative at Red River was have to take electives like you do RRCC Hallowe'en Social was a as prizes for best costume. versities, said one RRCC student. er. people need now to work effec- at university in order to graduate . huge hit. Approximately 400 of the atten- "Red River courses are target- because I did not want to spend Instead it is an industry of well tively is a lot more difficult to All 600 tickets sold out days ed towards a career and not gen- four years at university in what I To me, those electives were not dees dressed up for the event. paid jobs with a long term future. learn on the job than it used to felt was a program that couldn't worth taking so I appreciate the before the event. The alcohol Sine said working in conjunc- Meet eral learning," said Trevor Graduates of the RRCC pro- be. followed suit, running out at Tuminski, a current RRCC stu- prepare me properly," he said. fact that those are not essential to tion with 92 Citi FM, Planet X could be employed in any- The U of M certificate pro- approximately 11 p.m. gram dent,, and a former University of The program he was referring take at RRCC," he said. and Molson really helped make thing from entry level contact gram, which has not yet been Geoff Sine, program director Manitoba student. to was a four year Bachelor of Tuminski added that he the social different from the positions to highly skilled techni- approved by the senate, would Computer Science, which he for the SA, said the organizing Tuminski, who is currently in believes universities play a large usual beer bashes. cal, and managerial positions, in initially consist of eight courses. crew experienced only his second year of the Computer called slow moving and didn't and important role in today's a few "In the past the socials have rail, trucking, air and shipping Four courses would be avail- minor setbacks in dealing with Analyst/Programmer program at keep up with the times. society, but for himself, universi- been so-so. We haven't had one industries. able at RRCC and four at the U the College said after spending "I found a lot of the informa- ty wasn't it. the social, considering the num- for almost five years that's been of M. ber of Prentice said there are about two years at the U of M, he felt tion that was given to us was out- "I'm not knocking university. I people they had in atten- sold out," he said. "My hope is that the students dance. 24,000 people employed in trans- some of his courses were hot nec- dated, and didn't teach me what I think what they teach is very use- "We're trying to appeal to a portation in Manitoba. By com- would pursue the program at Look for all the exciting wanted to know at a quick "All in all, it went well," said essary. ful stuff, that's why so many peo- variety of people." parison, there are only about RRCC completely before pro- enough rate." Sine. "There was really no need to ple go there. But for me, I Another social is planned for 20,000 full-time farmers. gressing to the Logistics He attributed the success to details in the Entertainment take some of the stuff I was tak- He also said RRCC has really needed a program focussed on December 13, this one with a If one person out of 40 retires Management certificate pro- kept up to speed in its program on the fact that there were two qual- ing. It didn't relate to my chosen what I wanted to do as a career. I Christmas theme. each year, a minimum of about gram," said Prentice. changes in the work place ity, well known acts on the bill. field of study," he said. found that here," he said. The grand prize will be a trip 600 transportation jobs must be section! Tuminski said he doesn't regret Tuminski said the advantage "People knew the Ballroom for two to Puerto Vallarta. Zombies and the Headstones the Projector the Projector

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10 November 12, 1996 November 12, 1996 Editorials °pimps Reasons to remember on Remembrance Day Projector vs. the SA, the continuing saga By Dennie Cormack the Soviet Union were active par- was a world power consisting of through Italy, France, Belgium He did not want to go to war. ticipants at that time. the third largest navy in the and Holland with the seventh He did not want to see his By Kim Babij members are chosen, something " LEST WE ne cold January day, in Canada declared war on world, and the fourth largest Anti-Tank Regiment. friends get hurt. News Editor that sheds quite a bit of light. O 1941, my father joined many Germany in Sept. 10, 1939. army with over a million men On May 5, 1945, the entire But he did feel it was necessary To the best of my knowledge, FoRGET other young Canadian Then, the Canadian Army, under arms. German Armed forces in North to stand up and give back to his Tt never ceases to amaze me, the the Board members apply for men by volunteering for Everyone was expected Western Europe, well over one country in a very dark time. Istunts the SA tries to pull. their positions. service in the Canadian to make sacrifices and to million, surrendered to Canadian There have been other wars The Lisa Glover issue is dead. There tends to always be more Army. pitch in, whether they be Lt. General Foulkes of the First that need to be remembered on Or it should be, anyway. applicants than positions so a He did not have a mor- male or female, young or Canadian (Army) Corps. Remembrance Day. She's serving her suspension, weeding out/interview process bid fascination with guns old. Upon conclusion of hostilities Few remain from the war to and I'm pulling over 20 extra takes place. or violence. Women took over the in the Pacific on Sept 2, 1945, end all wars. hours of work to take her place According to a source who has He did not even have a jobs in the factories and 42,000 Canadians would not be Korean veterans often seem to (thankfully with the help of some been through the interviews in great understanding of the farms, with several returning to their homes and fam- be forgotten next to the calamity colleagues and friends). the past, members of the SA military objectives or women joining the mili- ilies. of World War Two. You'd think, after all was said executive either conduct them strategy. tary in non-combat roles. My father was just one of the And finally, there are the and done, the SA would take the alone or sit in on them. He volunteered to There was no such thing many men and women who made "Peacekeepers" and the veterans moral high road and drop the The SA executive. Right. serve his country in a as unemployment during the commitment and sacrifice to of the Persian Gulf War. issue. Okay, so, let me get this straight: time of great calamity those dark days in protect Canada and stop aggres- There are no heroes, only sur- After all, the Projector is the The SA ad says, "First off, the that had stricken the January. sion. vivors. body who needs to figure out structure of the Association is world: the Second World The greatest sacrifices what morals and ethics are, as far such that the SA President is War. made by Canada howev- as the SA is concerned. responsible to the Student It is often forgotten er, were by the fighting What do you think But, as I've come to expect Advisory Board, (as the Board's what it was like during men. from the children in the sandbox sole "employee") and as such that time. Caen, Dieppe, D-Day, at DM20, the games never cease takes Section from the Board - like legal - I personally don't some members of the Projector the kettle black, honey. At the time he signed Falaise, Hong Kong and of the Projector? to be played. Not the other way around as the want to be sued all over the place staff have claimed to have no The fact that the SA took out up for service, Canada the Scheldt are but a few Take a peek at page five of this Projector implies." because of something illegal responsibility to the SA..." this ad in the first place speaks and some of the other of the names etched into printed in the Projector. Really. If we have no respon- volumes about the characters of issue. So, in essence, and in a round- Commonwealth Nations local town memorials I read it once. I found it came If that is referring to tape- sibility, why are we running that the members of the executive. The SA took out an advertise- about sort of way, the SA execu- were the only allies that and the minds veterans out infrequently. I would be recording in-camera meetings, ad? They displayed their usual ment to put down and chastise tive, in whole or in part, get to Britain had to rely on to Cormack's dad, C.J. Cormack in 1941 who will not and cannot, tempted to read it if it came the Board and the SA can rest I could have forgotten to level of maturity and decided to Lisa Glover and the Projector. pick their bosses. help stop Nazis aggres- forget them. out more frequently. Funny how everyone else in Interesting. assured that it won't happen include it. I mean, heck, I'm pick on Lisa and call her names. sion. Navy and Air Force only mus- Everyone lost a friend or rela- again. human... (And intent is some- While I'm at it, I could men- the real world would write a I also find it interesting that the All of Western Europe had fall- tered approximately 10,000 per- tive. Richard Cowley- Ethical and moral are fine too, thing that's very hard to prove.) tion other things that speak vol- Letter to the Editor if they were SA president chairs the meetings en to the Nazis. sonnel. My father lost a number of Business Administration concerned about something. of the Board. although rather subjective. Looking back to the "SA gets a umes about the character of cer- Neither, the United States nor By the end of the war, Canada friends during his tour of duty But, there is no guarantee that That's really nice. I personally may find an article raise" issue of the paper, if we're tain members of both the execu- a Letter to the Editor would be Yes, I know she doesn't vote that portrays the SA in a bad light not being responsible to the peo- tive and the Board but I'll bite run - after all, that is an editorial unless there is a tie, but she is still perfectly moral. The SA or the ple who pay us by not printing my tongue. Babies make life decisions for babies present. Being present has a Board may not our salaries along-side those of I'm just about tired of playing decision made by the Projector I like the classifieds and the great deal of influence on people. Oh, and hey. If you pay me the SA, I'll make a deal. in the sandbox. editors at the time of layout. Parents aren't educating their children about sex messages and the news to say She is, after all, their College more than what works out to Within two issues of the paper, One last thing before I take my There is a guarantee, however, what's going on at Red River. president around $3 an hour, and if you I will run an article that states the pail and shovel and go. that all advertisements will run - By Scott A. O'Connor structure. There should be more of that. Moving on. supply me with a steady payroll, salaries of the editors, as well as The final line in the advertise- we have no choice but to include Now these are the people that are running coun- Tony Bryson- There's another part of the rather than "fifty cents per square where the"over $40,000 they ment says, "Impartial, unbiased them in the paper. A bortion seems to be one topic that will never tries throughout the world. Business Administration Good tactics, I'll give them advertisement that struck me as inch of copy"so I don't have to spend in student fees annually" reporting seems to be a thing of .n.go away and with good reason. Abortion is a serious topic and to say it's right one for that. odd when I read it. beg people to volunteer to write goes. (Nice potshot, by the way. the past." There will always be radicals on either side that or wrong is something impossible. But I'd rather not play childish Referring to the issue of a pol- for me, I'll make sure every sin- $40,000 is a lot of money, but I Well, boys and girls, it appears make it impossible to come to a middle ground. However, I do believe having an abortion is games. I'd rather play some icy being created for both the gle penny that drops in this don't see the SA being account- that fair, just, honest, mature rule Although I'll admit I'm against abortion for the taking the easy way out hardball. I don't seem to have Projector and CMOR. College gets covered. Student able for every penny of the over by governing bodies is a thing of most part, I'm for it if - the mothers life is in danger, If children were properly educated about preg- any willing opponents. The ad said, "A policy would event? I'm on it. $1 million they spend annually.) the past too. if she was raped, if she was an incest victim or if nancy and sex than this So, first order of business. not dictate content, it could out- (By the way, we DO cover The ad then goes on to say, And now I bet there will be there might be some problem with the unborn child. wouldn't be as big a problem as it is. It is interesting-some of the Yes, it is the Board who has line ethical, moral and legal intramurals - take a peek at the "Ms.Glover's attempts to record several attempts to kick my sand- However, I'm definitely against careless abor- By educated I mean parental involvement. topics. I don't like all of it final say and rule, and not the SA boundaries, the need to cover all back issues of the paper since we a closed session speak volumes castle over. It's not the school's job to teach children about tion. but some of it is OK. Executive. Absolutely under- student events on campus (i.e. took over as editors.) to her character and the value she The ones that happen when a girl's too young to the birds and the bees. stood. intramurals) and anything else Now, let me get to the "closing accords to student government Parents should provide this guidance for their off- have children and not ready for parenthood. Janice Jose- But, it appears that the SA deemed necessary by the Board." word from the SA Executive". and democracy." spring. If that's the case then she's not ready to have inter- Adult Education failed to mention how the Board I understand legal. In fact, I "On more than one occasion, The pot can just as easily call course in the first place. It goes deeper than 'It's my body and I can Sex has consequences and if the individual's choose what to do as many females say. not ready to accept that, then the safest sex possible It's more involved than that. An abortion involves more than just a woman Advertising & Sales This student newspaper is published by the RRCC's Students' Association from should be practiced. That's no sex. Or celibacy, if you wish to call it and an unborn child. the Projector Guy Lussier September to May, every second Tuesday. that. The man has a big part in it too. I enjoyed the article about Representing over 30 years of Advertising Artist In my opinion, the youth of today are not prop- Many of the women I've talked with have the 'Who cares' attitude, but men do have an involve- the names. I leaf through it Dean VanderWal The Projector's mandate is to provide fair and balanced coverage of issues and erly educated about this. student journalism at Red I blame a lot of this on the baby boomer gen- ment and sometimes not acknowledging that can but I'm not a big newspaper reader. River Community College. Contributing Artists events that interest RRCC students. eration. hurt. They grew up in a rebellious time that lacked any When it comes right down to it, if a man and Cheryl Hamilton, Pablo Hidalgo, Dan a woman are both consenting to have sex and she Kyven Brojges- Students are encouraged to contribute articles, opinions, photos, comics and Hotel & Restaurant Editor-in-Chief LeMoal, Darwin Roberts, Michael Yawney gets pregnant then he doesn't have a choice as to Lisa Glover graphics. whether he'll be a father or not. Administration She makes that decision. you're always Contributing Writers Letters to the editor are welcome, but they must be signed. If An alternative to abortion is adoption. News Editor thirsty... Many people can't have children and want to Candice Ball, Kristi J Balon, Amber The Projector reserves the right to edit for taste, length and legality. The views adopt Kim Babij Bineau, Morgan Boyd, Simon Burgess, expressed in the letters do not reflect the opinion of the editors or the publisher. You could have diabetes. However, the lists to adopt are so long couples L.C. Chartrand, Claudia Garcia de la I Honestly don't read it. I've Extreme thirst is just one have to wait for what seems to be a lifetime. Entertainment Editor Adoption could be a positive alternative if seen it walking by - but that is Huerta, Benjimin Goldstein, Heather The Projector editors can be contacted at Trailer K, through the Students' siun that you could have Mike Yawney women choose to give their unborn child up for it. Grove, Sherry Kubara, Eva Kovacs, Association office, by calling 632-2479 or by faxing 697-9080. diabetes. Please see your doctor. adoption. Debra Matejicka, Brent McCowan, Darcy The bottom line is that this topic won't go away Adam Wedensky- Photo Editor Business Administration ASSOCIATION until we start to educate our children better. Morry, Annette Mueller, Hans For display advertising, please call 632-2070 of fax 632-7896. CANADIAN Christine Landry DIABETES CANADIENNE Even then it will still be here, but maybe it won't Ongsansoy, Brent Phillips, Michelle 2 ASSOCIATION DU DIABETE be such a large issue. vanRosmale, Ginget Rozmus, Adrienne Spring, Robert Williams the Projector the Projector 12 box. Entertainment Editor reason towaitsolongputout A Hart's lastrelease By MikeYawney his newmusic. Virtue, and howIfeltaboutitbeinga rally. Itjusttookacoupleof and seewhatwouldcomenatu- Hart. happy theywantedthatone." Hart. first timeinmycareer,"said introduction week. on thecountdowninjustone gle alongwithavideoforthesin- again." years beforeIstartedwriting single. Itisoneofmyfavorite began workingonhisnewest going oninhislifewhenhe top fiveofallmycareersoIwas songs Ihavewritten.It'sinthe Rain" ashisfirstsingleandheis decided torelease"BlackCloud gle whichisnowbeingplayedon Hart makingcomebackwithnewrelease company feltthatitwasagood well, risingfromnumber20to13 MuchMusic andisdoingvery self-titled release. which markedtheendofarela- happy withtheirdecision. tionship inwhichIhadspent es onOctober31atRRCC. Staff Writer tion onghostsandhauntedhous- sons. ghosts existforfivedifferentrea- C By DarcyMorry Dream AnalyzerDanVolkos talkstostudentsatRRCC Dream Analyzerteachesstudentsabout ghosts the Projector It hasbeenfouryearssince "I didn'thaveanysongsforthe "I thoughtIwouldjustwait "They askedmemyopinion Hart hasreleasedhisfirstsin- Hart saidalotofchangeswere Hart saidhisrecordcompany "I thinkeveryoneattherecord "I wentthroughadivorce Ghost HunterDanValkossaid Ghosts can. Valkos presentedhisinforma- November 12,1996 Hart hascomeoutofhis fI ent ways. an yousaybooinfivediffer- ter alonghiatus,Corey but hesaidtherewasgood for thealbum,"said Attitude & 14 period whereIhadn'twritten years ofmylife,"saidHart. a lotofchanges." half years.Ihadalsomoved songs foraboutthreeanda helped himcreatehislatest changes whichultimately from Montreal,sotherewere said Hart. work. through duringmydivorce," story ofthealbum." girl, thatisprettymuchthe in andthebirthofmylittle cult toadjustatfirst. from songwritingwasdiffi- was earlieron." writing songsafterdoingitfor singing alittlelessforcedthanI songs, thelyrics.Ithink honest workintermsofthe touch withmyselfnowthanI so manyyears. six albumspriortothisone,Hart said Hart. was whenIyounger," had writtensongsevery rather thangivingitawordytitle. decided onaself-tidedalbum before. allow himtoadvanceasabet- ing." month soitwasabigchange ter songwriterthanever for metosuddenlystopwrit- the album,"saidHart. dreams butthemoodof festations. five basictypesofghostlymani- tions." increase inghostlymanifesta- said Valkos. more timelysubject. audience andheswitchedtoa Halloween gotthebetterof "I hadjustcomeoutofa But Hartsaiditwasthose "It traceswhatIwasgoing "The newrelationshipI'm Hart saidthebreakhetook He saiditfeltweirdnot Even thoughHarthasreleased "This record "When Iwasateenager, "I'm justalittlemore "I "I justdidn'thaveanamefor But hesaidthebreakdid "There hasneverbeenan Valkos introducedstudentsto "Halloween isamateurnight," He originallycametointerpret usually namedsongsastitles is reallymymost I am in or linesfromsongsandIthought in thepastthatworkedwellfor Hart other releases.Becausethisis known astheghostoflivingper- around. mon isthe"pictureofpast on theideaofjustcallingit such apersonalalbum loved onesletusknowtheyare are scenesfromyesterday. manifesting intothepresent." line." some titleandforcinga to callitthatinsteadofgiving sons. types ofhauntings. Hart saidthechangesinhislifehaveinfluencedmusic people leavetheirbodiesdur- time andspace,saidValkos. ing sleepandtravelthrough cal manifestationsoccurlikea activity. ing isknownaspoltergeist ticular houseatonetime. member orhaslivedinthepar- The majorityofallhauntings He saidthefirstandmostcom- people whoreleaseenergyin These oftentakeplacewhen Valkos saidtherearedifferent In ordertopromotehislatest their sleepandthrow"psychic is around. stereo turningonwhennoone Valkos saidthethirdtypeis He saidtheseoccurwhen temper tantrums." The ghostisvisitingafamily He saidafourthtypeofhaunt- This isgeneratedbyliving Valkos saidthisiswhenphysi- Valkos saidthefinalghostly Entertainment and Ifeltlikeitmadesense I stumbled Corey album, Hartsaidheisgoingto past nineor10years. about thewholeideasincehe tour. people. manifestation isreallivedead area. reasons whyaghosthauntsan back playingmusicandiseven hasn't beenontheroadfor or personithauntsbecause doesn't wanttoleave. happier withtheresponse. can doaboutthis. leave, thereisnothingtheliving get ridofhim. ghost whoknewhewastryingto alone. not goingtoleavesohewasleft does notrealizeitisdeadandthis cate withtheghostatthispointin place. reprisal. is whyithauntsapersonor time anditmoveson. it diedbecauseofguiltyfeelings. and binditselftotheplacewhere this, theghostmayfeelguilty suicide andthefamilyrealizes through guilt,revenge,or He saidheisveryexcited Valkos saidtherearedifferent Hart alsosaidheishappytobe It mightbeattachedtoaplace "So farithasbeenterrific.The If aghostdoesnotwantto The ghosttoldValkoshewas Valkos saidheoncemeta A ghosthuntercancommuni- Valkos saidperhapsaghost Valkos saidghostsmayhaunt He saidifapersoncommits der spotinordertogeteven. he maybindhimselftothemur- ed eventofaghostharming harm anyone. and ontheradio,people single isdoingwellonthecharts person. to liketherecord,"saidHart. I've beentalkingtoreallyseem be scaredorhurt,"saidValkos. yourself sopsychedthatyoucan come backwitharecordpeople seem tolike." in fouryears,itfeelsgoodto dents saidhetookthesubject information onghosts,somestu- quite lightly. Computer AnalystProgramsaid teller thanaspeakeronghosts. Valkos seemedbetterasajoke all enjoyableasashow,"hesaid. dent, saidheenjoyedthepresen- last nameused),alsoaCAPstu- believe inthesamethingslike tation becausehesharesmanyof Joseph. the beliefsexpressedbyValkos. forward progression,"said have thesameidealevel." He alsosaidifoneismurdered There hasneverbeenarecord- "After nothavingarecordout "The biggestdangerisgetting Valkos saidaghostisunableto Although Valkosgavealotof "It wasreallyshowy,butover- Bill Green,astudentinthe Joseph (whodidn'twanthis "It wasreallyaccurate.We "I agreedwithhimbecausewe Really Love? By HansOngsansoy any droptodrink."Baz W of theimageryinvolvedinhis draws repeatedlyfromthis Luhrmann adaptation ofafamousplayby Shakespeare's RomeoandJuliet. another literarygiant, famous Coleridgelineformuch profess theirloveforeachother because theirfamiliesaremortal star-crossed lovers"unableto century Veronato20th enemies, shifting thesettingfrom16th updated forthebigscreenby juxtaposed againstamodern portation isatricked-outmuscle and thepopularmodeoftrans- Verona Beach. kept intact. car, buttheBard'sstoryand Verona's strictreligiouscode,are tiful, paradoxicalfilm,with Imagery playshugeroleinRomeoandJuliet medieval virtuesandlanguage backdrop andcontrasting exaggerated thaninLuhrmann's where. imagery inabundanceevery- refuge, areflectingglassand acting atvarioustimesasa images ofwater. relationship. symbol ofRomeoandJuliet's head inasinkattheCapuletball, (Leonardo DiCaprio)douseshis ing agent,butasRomeo events thatfollow. before thewhirlwindchainof it onlyprovestobeaminorrelief Vancouver bandNoiseTherapytryingtoget exposure Staff Writer (Claire Danes),issimplyamaz- lows, hisfirstsightofJuliet N By RobertWilliams begin a35show,2month over NorthAmerica. Canadian tourwhichhasthem showcasing theiraggressive L.A. toToronto. sound andstyletolabelrepsfrom starts, guitaristKaiMarkussaid Vancouver adaybeforethetour both CanadianandAmerican they've hookedupsomeinterest from afewrecordlabels. out ourselves,"saidMarkus. labels andthere'sbeensome interest, butifnothingwe'llputit "Water, watereverywhere/nor The timelesstaleof"apair Swords arereplacedbyguns The resultisastunninglybeau- Nowhere isthiscontrastmore It hasapresenceinthefilm, Water issupposedtobeacool- The verynextscenethatfol- The bandiscurrentlysetto Speaking onthephonefrom "We've beenshippingitto Even thoughthereisnorecord Romeo andJuliet: illiam Shakespeare's oise Therapyisabandthat is makingahugeracketall Romeo andJuliet (Strictly Ballroom) William Is It is Juliet lookingbackathim. does notkeepthemapart,but huge aquarium,onlytofind ing. instead bringsthemtogether. 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13 November 12, 1996 15 14 November 12, 1996 -Entertainment Entertainment Headstones and Zombies entertain It's no longer a man's crowd at RRCC Halloween social world Before she knows it, Laurel By Kristi 1 Balon has all the power players at her Staff Writer doorstep in need of financial advice. But a problem arises. The pressure's on because it •• •• • • ••• •• t was a man's world. That is PRINK IRE TOWN . ••. •PRY • •. • gets harder and harder for Laurel until Whoopi Goldberg infil- • •.4.• •• • • • • I • • trated it in her new comedy The to keep Cutty out of the lime- tosn'4%.„.••••• Associate. light. •sonsw41/4"s•001. Set in the Big Apple, Goldberg With the help of a friend, she plays Laurel Ayres, a quick wit- gets miraculously turned into ted, sharp as a tack financial ana- Cutty the man she has been fool- lyst working for Manchester ing the world with for months. IN THE USA Investments, one of the major Her intent is to give the world NOVEMBER 22 firms in town. just a glimpse of him, to satisfy Just when it's looking like their curiosity. she's going to be promoted to The transformation of CANADIAN MONEY AT PAR vice-president, her ethically chal- Goldberg into a white man is lenged colleague Frank (Tim truly stunning. Quite frankly, Daly), weasels his way into the when you see Cutty in front of $3.00 PITCHERS OF BEER Students went crazy as the Headstones, lead by singer Hugh Dillon, took to the spot. the screen there's really no trace stage at RRCC's Halloween social This is only one example, of Goldberg. added to the many others, that The make-up was done by Jojo, and "When You Want It", lead singer of a punk band in $1.75 FOR ALL OTHER DRINKS has a man out doing Laurel. Oscar winning make-up artist By Robert Williams in which singer Black shouted Hard Core Logo, looked in con- So, she decides to pack it in Greg Cannom, the man who Staff Writer out in the chorus "all your hews trol and cocksure as he led the and start her own firm. turned Robin Williams into Mrs. AND WE'RE BRINGING A DJ KIDS ! are queer." Headstones through their 60 But she's not taken seriously Doubtfire. Kruns, a flasher, walking talk- The band ended their set with a minute set and an encore. by the very people she needs to The movie, unlike a lot of I 1. ing beer cans and C.C. the schizophrenic version of "Walk The only time Dillon, a master impress. Goldberg's previous picks, isn't psychic were all a part of the sold Like an Egyptian" by the front man, looked phased was Here's where Robert S. Cutty a laugh a minute. Bangles. during the second song when he out Halloween social at RRCC. comes into the picture. However, what may be lack- The Students' Association Although the Ballroom was pulled into the crowd and ing in that area is more than made lost his shades. In an attempt to make people OOM social, featuring the Headstones Zombies and the Headstones are listen, Laurel invents Cutty, a up for in the total entertainment and Ballroom Zombies, was as an unlikely paring as you are But this seemed to turn him on ruthless business man as her part- package offered to the audience. attended by 600 people, many in likely to find, the Zombies got a bit more, and set the scene for ner. With supporting characters, the attention of the crowd, who what turned out to be a great per- costume. She uses Cutty as a front for a Bebe Neuwirth, Eli Wallach and IIX• $12.0 And how fitting that the open- for the most part, were there to formance by the band. slew of brilliant ideas she has, Lainie Kazan adding not only M20 ing act was Winnipeg's own see the Headstones. The crowd loved it all. They telling her clients that he isn't years of talentto the film, but just Ballroom Zombies, who epito- The energy level was high danced and surfed through about really into meeting with people that extra seasoning to make this mize Halloween with both style when more than half of the 14 songs including Thveeter and and he's out of town a lot. a full course meal, so to speak. and substance. crowd crammed the area in front the Monkey Man", "Absolutely", Although Laurel isn't thrilled The audience can't help but be Lead singer Robin Black strut- of the stage when the Headstones "Let it Ride", " Free Angels", she's had to do this, she's excited impressed. ted on to the stage sporting bright started off the show with "Unsound" and "Low Rider." because for once her ideas are I would most definitely recom- purple hair, a purple frock made "Cemetery" from their 1993 They didn't even mind that being heard, and even more so, mend taking in this movie. of feathers, sunglasses and glitter album Picture of Health. Dillon spat on them during the recognized. Even if the story doesn't pants. Mixing new songs in with whole show. With the help of her reception- impress you, and I can't see why The band played a 45 minute tracks from their two albums, The Headstones are one of ist Sally (Dianne Wiest), her it wouldn't, the talent is really set combining harmonious glam Picture of Health and Teeth and those bands that you have to see business Cutty-Ayres is born. phenomenal. -a-a:1*.t rock with a sometimes haunting Tissue the band could do no live. ■ The intensity of their music t.-.7e--•,. 3-tif.,,,:-*,::: gothic sound that got about 100 wrong. ,4, --7--S- -1-t--a[ -t_,'-.. 11 -a -t- -a-i.:az -----:--z--„S's -t:-, ---:-a---k-,;----,-.-t--a-----_;-_-a-----: people off their seats to watch The crowd was theirs to do and raw energy they projected, -: . = Your generation is shning more responsibility than any generation that's gone before ,oti - --=If 'tat-, - -••••-t-- =, and/or dance. with as they pleased. set the band apart from other ----<------____-4-- ,z=--'------_---,_,_----_!-,-;a%:-,*-----a=NW----'- W and that's i) fact. So 110\1 it's time kir you to stand up and play an Hike role in our efforts -- • --_-.,-. --:„------7-;-:=,„.;<--,------___.:-:_--ta-----,. -0-:„.,- ---,-7 ,,,,, 7------_---;-_,-----.---s.- ."-r- ate Lead vocalist Hugh Dillon, rock and roll bands. '----a------:---..-•_&_------__Ife-Ze...‘..., 1, --.4 r. Highlights of their set included z -..,-----c-----z-a,,,..----- ..?-• __.;!-r.,- $1,_-- to get the message across about responsible use Of alcohol. ' Se--:.---S----t----,--. ---...-W-:-- -e.----ta also on the movie screens as the Headstones fan Grant ------'=•--a---1------:-.------g-t_t*-,-- a -=. "Naked", from their debut CD, ,1-•-=-=&-----z----- ------•.------w- ,s_;•-- a-- : .A.- z •:.11- - „- 0:‘,;. ,.!&-- Because some people still don't "get it". , . -,-,.., ._ - --_-.--:.------,--,-;:‘,.-;eft:-...._ Samadella said he has seen the What would you say to them band four times and rated this liBMITriNDGET.4i FREE "SOUND if you could put your message on national 1\? one as one of the best. wz4_ ...,,,,_•-•3_-_„ Or in nosspapers? Or radio? __.,....______tsCame_._._•_-_____ ..)wt u- ' ' Speak out. "It's high energy, all the songs -______..______-7•_,--..-ztT=4;_c_•,.._a__. Submit your message to us and it could be part of a national campaign are together and they played to get the ~surd out on responsible use of alcohol. new songs," he said. ..;---a_--. ---W---- ,---t------_------z-,••----S-■-----e-- -a-t; -:,-. .‘-t-a------z------„,.■ - __ And you could be part of that campaign, too. Because if our panel selects your message, "You can't ask for more than --7-.----,- -: at _a__ a that." ------..„ ,. you'll be heard. And you'll be participating in the production of the campaign. The social was a success -iia------'-", N- k ..\- e -..!-,-.. t.. __ also find it very rmarding because there is a total of S 100.000 ---- -,---_------.. -ze--____S- according to organizers and -.1.,-Iz..- ,-- --.--- -,7 ------zet--z-- --- , in cash rmards for chosen submissions. And the top submission security. could earn up to S15.000. Arid every submission \sill receive a free SA Program Director Geoff Polygram "Sound Out" CD, featuring a compilation of Canada's hottest hands. Sine said this was the first It's time for you to stand up, speak out and be heard. But r, ou need to hurry. social to sell out at the school in The deadline for entries is December 31, 1996. five years, and besides a couple of minor scuffles there were no Submission information and brochures can be picked up problems. at any Sam the Record Man, Music World or Cineplex Odeon Theatres It also has the SA looking at booking other bigger bands. OR BY CALLING 1-888-BE HEARD (234-3273) Sine said the College has been or at — www.brewersica talking to a promoter at 1st .c Avenue in Minneapolis to try and get American bands to come to Winnipeg and play at atifggeraai stand up .(4 Red River. PolyGram "It's something that if it comes speak out c) up we'll do it," said Sine. "If we can bring in quality be heard bands d for the students we're all OLXON Atask ISM Lead singer Robin Black strutted on stage sporting a Whoopi Goldberg stars as a wall street whiz in her trana.:04 tf s ovetyrissng To.) wrcrt lo haw for it." purple boa, showing off his two nipple rings new comedy The Associate the Projector the Projector

• November 12, 1996 17 16 November 12, 1996 Entertainment Entertainment Musician from down under will open a few ears also of rock, pop, jazz and funk ious tracks range from romantic: By Sherry Kubara (to name a few of the most corn- "I still see you and I still breath mon). you in the cruel night air"; to The first song on the album, hopeful: "Pretty soon the whole is music has been described the title track, begins with a mel- world will be humming, people as haunting, powerful, rivet- low, blues feel, with Lang's smiling being kind"; to even H singing and guitar playing threatening: "I could've been a k.N.Z..\*. • % \ ing, fiery and electrifying. He has been called gifted and accompanied by various foreign killer in my day.". the most impressive young musi- instruments such as the tablas Evidence of Lang's musical cian in the country. and djembe, giving way to a influences can be heard in the The country is Australia, and funky instrumental bridge. songs, including Eric Clapton, the artist Jeff Lang, the incredi- The second track, "Wind Jimi Hendrix and Ry Cooder, as bly talented guitarist, singer and Changing," delivers a pop-like well as those musicians for songwriter from down under. guitar groove and optimistic whom he has opened shows for Lang's newest release, Native lyrics. such as Jeff Healey and Junior Dog Creek, is his third full- Lang's style changes with each Wells. length album, but only the first to successive track on the album. It would be difficult to dis- be released in Canada. Nine of the 11 tracks were agree that Lang made a wise The music on Native Dog written solely by Lang; of the choice when he discarded his clarinet to teach himself to play Creek cannot be classified into two remaining, one was co-writ- any one genre. ten by Lang and the other by per- on an older guitar at the age of A listener may easily hear a cussionist Chris Fennen, who 14. couple of tracks and conclude also plays on many of the songs. Native Dog Creek is sure to that Lang is a blues artist. A few of the songs feature introduce Jeff Lang to Canada as Though when you take time to nothing but Lang's voice and his a talented musician whose next listen to the album in its entirety, guitar, and it is on these tracks in album will be anticipated as is admired. Australian Jeff Lang puts a strong blues feeling into it is evident the individual tracks which Lang's talent really shines. much as this one resound of not only R&B but The lyrics contained in the var- his music

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If you are an "acid-jazz vir- Their first CD, We The People, is a collection of up-tempo, latin gin", The Groove Collective is a 477-4216 influenced jazz pieces, dance great first companion. oriented hip hop, funk grooves the Projector November no mg 18 November 12, 1996 19 Sports Letters The Projector, definitely not free press rr%is letter is in reference to the October 28 issue of the thing the SA doesn't like. SAB meeting to go in camera after a half-hour and then 1 Projector, concerning the recent events within the SA, I can understand suspending the Editor-in-Chief. be asked to leave. Student Advisory Board and the suspension of the However, demanding a public apology on page one of This could appear to be a tactic to create the illusion of Projector's Editor-in-Chief. the paper, appears to me, to be vindictive (would it not an open government, while discouraging any students First of all, I will state that Lisa Glover was wrong to suffice to be in the Editorial section, where it belongs). who want to become more involved. attempt to record a closed door SAB meeting, even if she Why would they be so vindictive? Are they trying to hide something and, if not, why close had the best of intentions. The SAB is, are, could be, may be (who the hell knows) the doors to students and the press? FOR MORE INFO OR TO REGISTER GO TO ROOM DM20 • The actions of the SAB, while well within their rights up to something that they don't want the "Joe public" to Is it the job of the Projector to be the watchdog of the as owners of the Projector, seem to push the issue a bit. know about. SAB/SA? $5.00 WIRY FEE BY DECEMBER 2nd As owners of the Projector, the SA has the power to The Projector tries to keep the student body informed of Well, in a democracy the voters and a free press act take action against the press should the press print some- what their government body is doing. together to hold governments accountable. What kind of democracy is practiced in the SA? (open to all RRCC Students) Closed How and to whom are the SA accountable? door (in- What do students do if they become unsatisfied with camera) their student government, short of waiting for their one Government no aid to sniffers meetings year term to expire? 'm responding to the case of the pregnant sol- This letter conveys an idea, but I sure wish seem to be True the SA Executive is elected to public office and Novelty seems to Ivent sniffer who's fetus is endangered because someone of intelligence and power would act the norm intrusted to perform to the best interest of all students. I of previous solvent abuse. with common sense, instead of leaving it up to with the However, the SAB is not elected! be wearing off Hu_vtivkveftevt,‘, cv_tttj e civiv vm.ctic This type of activity will almost certainly con- high paid experts! SAB, as The SAB is appointed by the Executive. tinue to occur, regardless of how tight the word- Sure there are a lot of goody-goodies, critics, everything Therefore, it is a perfect opportunity for patronage ing of new laws are made by legal eagle. appears to appointments of like-minded students (yes-men or greatly. At Northwestern College of Chiropractic, we feel clinical sciences, diagnosis, X-ray, chiropractic therapeu- people in print media, orators and rhetoric and Kristi J Balon Young mothers who have deep rooted prob- be "sensi- women) that will support the Executive's wishes. Now, Head Coach Jean Perron strongly about the quality of education we provide tics, wellness care and practice management; politicians around but what have they done up Staff Writer lems or difficulties, will not respond strongly if until now? tive". Few elected officials could resist such a temptation. has made a few changes. to our 600 students and their preparedness for • Emphasis on clinical, hands-on education and experience; new findings am heard when the case goes to the Is this democracy? There's been a trade, the satisfying careers. • 11:1 student-to-faculty ratio, individual faculty attention, How many of the above mentioned people Supreme Court next spring. What are I don't think so! If you give them hockey they release of a player and then one easy access to educational resources; have offered or even thought of offering one hour The child of this particular lady will, by then, they doing? The Executive will tell you that there would not be will come. opted for retirement. As our 3,000 alumni know, we can provide • Clinical internships in 80+ Minnesota community clinics of volunteer time to an agency to help in this war already be six months old and some assessment enough students interested in running for election, to have Well, maybe. Then again, Still, this hasn't done anything you with an educational experience featuring: and five College public clinics; against substance and solvent abuse? maybe not. noticeable for the team. • of noticeable damage, if any, to the child can be Let there be a showing of hands from the crit- Are they the SAB elected. Extensive interdisciplinary clinical learning opportunities; making While that may be true for some years, an impartial sys- Here I am, J. Jonah Jamison, as In fact, I found it amusing • 55 years of expertise developing a well-rounded, • documented. ics! A research center known internationally and dedicated to constitu- tem of selection of the SAB is vital to maintaining the my former cohorts at the when a fellow reporter relayed a rigorous educational program integrating the basic and However, in the meantime every week that I recommend a hands-on approach. advancing chiropractic science and the profession; tional integrity of the SA. Winnipeg Sun call me, sitting in comment made by a fan. • Final term, full-time private practice internships globally; comes and goes, until this great meeting of minds There will be no instant magical cure coming changes to Is the SAB the watchdog or the rubber stamp of the SA the press box at yet another "I wasn't thrilled about seeing • A beautiful 25-acre campus featuring leading-edge class- in Ottawa, there will be other similar scenarios from the Supreme Court of Canada if and when a the struc- Executive? game. Randy Gilhen (team captain) on rooms, science and methods labs, and clinic facilities; developing into identical catch-22 companions. decision is made from the court next spring. ture of the You tell me. And as I peer down to the rink, the fourth line when he was play- • Career Services Office to assist graduates in job All the while, no direct treatment will be Rather, than go the Ottawa route and try to get SA (such In an ideal world, the Projector would be a "free press" I can't help but be stopped part ing for the Jets, why would I placement; attached to address the issue because of either, no a bunch of old geezers between snores to review that have capable of acting as a watchdog as the regular press does way to notice some changes. want to see him on the first line • New state-of-the-art library to support education and funding or limited volunteer manpower to imple- this matter on an intellectual level, let's do some- occurred in with both legislature and parliament. A month into the Moose's for the Moose?" said the fan. research. ment any help where needed. thing sensible in the meantime. other stu- The Projector would have to be a business independent inaugural season in River City, Secondly, a big thing that I For the amount of money that will be spent on Otherwise, this scenario of solvent and sub- dent gov- of the SA. no longer do you see as many know affects my interest in the For a personal visit or more detailed information, procuring a legal argument in Supreme Court, I stance abuse will continue to unfold. ernments), In her editorial, Kim Babij stated that the time has come eager hockey fans sitting in the International Hockey League in call a Northwestern Admissions counselor at feel better use of that same money could be uti- Offerings of cash, if placed anywhere, would or dis- for the Projector to be free of the SA. seats. this city, is the fact that it's not 1-800-888-4777. lized by directing help to those in similar situa- be best invested locally in Winnipeg by willing Although this would be an ideal solution for freedom of And no longer, for that matter the . tions now roaming the Main St. area. people wanting to help these unfortunates now. cussing the a . latest the press on campus, it would be impractical. even, is the press box a hub of Call me spoiled, or whatever PVT Committed to Clinical Excellence and Preparedness for Professional Success One choice would be to give funding to an To do otherwise, will only result in filling the movie I would sincerely doubt the Projector could run as a activity. you like, but really, who are we Northwestern College of Chiropractic • 2501 West 84th Street • Minneapolis, Minnesota 55431 agency called Street Links. pockets of a particular lawyer and law firm and business, as I do not think it would be profitable. Instead, to be quite frank, it's trying to fool. There are a couple of low profile non-profit do little to guarantee a newborn's safe, successful releases? Ultimately it comes down to money. dull. It was all of a week ago that I organizations capable of patrolling and monitor- and healthy delivery. Despite the I don't think students will be interested in paying for I look and see more red, blue turned on CBC's Hockey Night ing the situation who would also benefit from If the government is giving taxpayer money to fact that each issue of the paper (no more free-bees), or that there and purple than I would have in Canada to see the Phoenix financial contributions and offer help to these this lawyer, please smarten up and smell the cof- students are would be enough new advertising. hoped for. Coyote's unfortunates. fee. allowed to The SA owns the Projector and thereby incurs any loss- Oh, and in strutting To do otherwise, will allow and permit a build- Charlie Nicol GRADUATING! NO JOB? observe es that come up from year to year. case you their stuff. up of damaged kids which society (taxpayers) Business Administration meetings, Could the Projector continue without the support of the were won- They The will have to eventually address later. Evening Classes few stu- SA? dering, those sure looked We'll end up spending money on social work- The Information Technology Professional (ITP) dents want No, unfortunately it could not, although it would make are the colors pretty dam ers, welfare, prison costs and other expenses too to stay until for interesting reading. of the abun- familiar. I Information program prepares graduates for careers in the numerous to mention. 5 p.m. only Dennie Cormack dance of think we You get the drift? information technology sector to meet the current for the Business Administration (2ND YR) empty seats. used to call Technology It was all them the shortage of 20,000 professionals in Canada. of a few Winnipeg weeks ago, Jets. Professional ITP is a national programjointly offered in Winnipeg by that myself Even Red River Community College and Productivity Point SAB member says Glover has no reason to distrust the SA and fellow more so, they just Program International. ntakes in Winnipeg commence January Projector In issue number six, it was stat- A few paragraphs later, she but as Editor-in-Chief, she is set- to every member of the SAB, A policy is also being drafted reminded me Moose 1997. Students will be awarder a national certificate by ed in an article tilted "Glover is states "I did something to do ting an extremely poor example who most certainly are capable of for the Ox student store. of the reporter Scott no lover of SA policy" that Ms. something right" for those reporters working under forming their own thoughts and Maybe the Projector is afraid incredible the Software Human Resource Council. In addition Brown, sat Glover believes that the Student If it was her intention to keep her direction. opinions. to have their performance exam- hockey that right here as students will receive certification from global software Advisory Board is trying to hide the information on her planted An insincere apology does not Rules and procedures are fol- ined by the students who pay part of an companies such as Microsoft and Lotus, including the something from the students with tape confidential, why tape the excuse the lack of respect Ms. lowed. them. Winnipeggers are missing out on. excited group of reporters and "In-Camera" sessions. meeting? Glover has shown the SAB, the A decision is made through a Tim Moffitt I mean, don't get me wrong, MCSE designation. public relations people. Firstly, "In-Camera" sessions And if she felt she did not do representatives of this college. majority rule vote. Student Advisory Board the IHL has only been in town for Now, the press box is filled are a necessary component of any anything by deliberately violat- Finally, I believe that the com- It was the SAB who voted to Developmental and a short time, and I'm sure I'll specifically with those that deem Productift committee or board meeting. ing a confidential, closed meet- ment made by Mr. Winters and take disciplinary action against Continuing Education eventually adjust. it a necessity to be here, and the For more information, please contact: There are issues of a sensitive ing why did she write a memo to echoed by Ms. Morris that Ms. Glover, not the SA Executive Re i resentative. But right now I'm wishing that amount of fan filled chairs is half and/ or confidential nature which the SA President, Cheryl Herda President Cheryl Herda has opt its President. If you gave birth to I could be seeing a Keith of what it was back then. are not to be made public knowl- stating that she "would like to "gone out of control" is unfound- The President does not even a big baby... Now, I believe you can Tlcachuk slap shot from the point, ITP Program Co-ordinator Red River Community College edge until a decision has been make a formal apology to the ed and made with obvious preju- vote unless there is a tie. attribute this drop of enthusiasm or a stand on your head Nickolai POINT Student Advisory Board. I was dice. Furthermore, if Ms. Glover You could have diabetes. INTERNATIONAL• made by the committee/or board. to a few things. Khabibulin save. Phone: 204-943-7718 The SAB is a unit and the had read the Students' COMPUTER TRAINING SERVICES MARKET DRIVEN Secondly, Ms. Glover's com- wrong to leave a tape recorder at A high birth weight (over 9 First, there's the fact that lately Bottom line, the IHL is simply a closed meeting. I'm sorry." President does not dictate its Association by laws, she would Fax 204-943-7291 TRAINING CENTRE ments were contradictory. lbs or 4 kilos) is a sign that you the team hasn't exactly been going to take some adjusting to. Personally, I think that Ms. actions. realize that management policies At first she states that she "did- are at a greater risk of devel- doing a whole heck of a lot to For fans now is that it's a more Glover should put a bit more It is the President who reports for both Projector and CMOR are www,uys•uvic,ca/itp/ n't print anything" and that she oping diabetes. Please discuss keep the fans interested. affordable night out. The Point Is Time: thought into the statements she to the Board and not the reverse. prescribed as a means by which "didn't say anything to anybody" this with your doctor. They've been losing more than It's funny though how, to an and then asks the question "what chooses because what she did The implication in Mr. the SAB can evaluate perfor- extent, being affordable comes CANADIAN 1 ASSOCIATION - Winter's statements is insulting mance. they've been winning and that ITP Developing IT Professionals for the Next Millennium, did I do wrong?" was not only illegal and immoral, DIABETES . CANADIENNE definitely doesn't help the cause with a price. ASSOCIATION 1 DU DIABETE the Projector the Projector November 12, 1996 21 A 20 November 12, 1996 Comics COMICS

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Someone thought it was "There's The last one I came up with is ling, the sunshine magnified "Okay, I want to make you I'm not talking about the ones a bathroom on the right."" courtesy of my friend Carly. through my window and burned pay much more than you want- you get when you play vinyl Somewhere there is a bathroom Remember the old Lou Miles through my eyelids. e,d. And to do this, I'rn going to records backwards on your on the right, but I doubt CCR travel agency television commer- THE OX presents.... The morning light brought to sweet talk you and tell you you turntable. wrote a song about it. cials? CHECK OUT I'm talking about the ones your My pal Gerald provided me They sang "Lou Miles, Las SCAVENGER HUNT '96 me a stark realization. are the greatest, all the while I need a new car. laughing silently to myself." twit-friends yodel when they're with this one. Vegas.. Number one to Vegas, T'S NEW 111 Simple as that. Huh. Time for plan B. singing along to the radio. "My dad thought "almost heav- yeah!" Throughout November and The relationship I had with Shock value. It happens all the time; every- en, west virginia" (Country Roads Well, Carly went through child- December, clues will be placed on my '89 Plymouth Sunctance was I asked him to show me the one has at least one idiot friend by Crosby, Stills and Nash) was hood thinking they sang, "Boo- bulletin boards around the college rocky, the stuff soap operas are trunk. who messes up the simplest lyrics. "It's past eleven, Western Union" Bah Las Vegas!" I don't know what kind of Once again, I with a new one appearing every made of. O000hing and awwwing, I You know "As the Fanbelt casually remarked that it would chemical imbalance some of "Everyone has at least one idiot won't even go there. Thursday. Clues can also be picked these people have, but I'm I just don't get The OX carries personal supplies, school Turns". give me plenty of room to store up at the Ox by asking our Friendly Well, we had our good times: the bodies of my friends. confident we've all heard friend who messes up the sim- it. Perhaps some of supplies, snacks, quick lunches, Cd's, Staff. Prizes will be awarded and the trips camping with all my Didn't even phase him. people take perfectly intelli- plest lyrics."-Babij these folks ate a little Computer Supplies and much more.... printed in the Projector for the friends, the high speed return "Yeah, you'll notice the seats gible songs and sing abstract too much paste in If you don't see it, Ask Us...we probably month's of November and trips...the usual. fold down for extra room. The lines from nowhere, instead kindergarten and it has of the real words. and assumed the song was about come back to haunt them. have it or can get it for you! December. 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